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Lip-Reading Surveillance Cameras

mrogers sends us to Infowars for the following news from the UK, "which is fast becoming the front line of the war on privacy": "'Read my lips..."' used to be a figurative saying. Now the British government is considering taking it literally by adding lip reading technology to some of the four million or so surveillance cameras in order identify terrorists and criminals by watching what everyone says. Perhaps the lip-reading cameras and the shouting cameras will find something to talk about."

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  1. Solution by Apocalypse111 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Quick and dirty solution: Pig Latin.

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    1. Re:Solution by caramelcarrot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Better solution: Paintball markers. It might be temporary, but frustrating.

    2. Re:Solution by mattatwork · · Score: 1

      Or don't accentuate every word when you talk...they'll see your lips moving incoherently and won't be able to distinguish what you're saying. There is also the low tech option and just go inside to talk where they're aren't any cameras....

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    3. Re:Solution by Xemu · · Score: 1

      Quick and dirty solution: Pig Latin.

      All they want is to identify the terrorists: Allah and Jihad are the only words the system needs to know.

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    4. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      And Durka. Don't forget Durka. If there's one thing South Park has taught me, its that Terrorists say that a lot.

    5. Re:Solution by Himring · · Score: 3, Funny

      atwhay teh uckfay you alkingtay aboutay?

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    6. Re:Solution by shotgunsaint · · Score: 1

      "We will be performing today's ceremony in the new latin."
      "Earlyday Elovedbay..."

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    7. Re:Solution by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is also the low tech option and just go inside to talk where they're aren't any cameras....

      A good low tech option in my mind would be to vote the dumbasses out of power that think this is a good idea.

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    8. Re:Solution by Who235 · · Score: 1

      Or don't accentuate every word when you talk...they'll see your lips moving incoherently and won't be able to distinguish what you're saying.

      Look at the bright side, everyone in the UK might soon start talking like they're in a poorly-dubbed Kung-Fu movie. That always cracks me up.

      Seriously though, these camera developments are getting scarier by the hour. People, it just isn't worth it. No amount of security is worth that kind of BS.
    9. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real solution: Move to a country whose ruling government isn't quite so far along on its road to oppression.

      What's that? I'm a coward for not dedicating my life to fighting the inevitable tide of oppression? You're damn right my family is more important to me than politics, and if the best thing for my family is to get the hell out, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

    10. Re:Solution by arivanov · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And it will still not recognise them.

      Germans found that out in world war 2 and used it. Apparently, no matter how good you get in a language you use different lip technique from the native speakers. As a result a professional lip reader (or a deaf person trained to lip read) will pick you out right away.

      Back on the British topic. Just looking at the 7/7 and 21/7 bombers you have more than 4 different ethnic origins - Somali, Jamaican, Ethiopian and various different tribes originally from Pakistan. Each of these will be using a non-standard lip technique. While it may be possible to get some relatively low reading rate by a professional who has unlimited time to look at the tape, a real-time automated system will fail miserably right away. The only ones it will pick out will be Caucasian whites of English origin (I suspect it will fail on Scots and Welsh) who for some unbeknown to us reason have decided to discuss 7/7 instead of Chelsea vs Arsenal (that will probably be 1-2 people in the whole country anyway).

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    11. Re:Solution by nospam007 · · Score: 0

      More low tech would be to use japan style mouth covers against the camera influenza.

    12. Re:Solution by yams69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about the masks that everyone was wearing during the SARS epidemic? I still see those in airports, so it wouldn't be too out of the ordinary.

    13. Re:Solution by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Or don't accentuate every word when you talk
      So... speak with a British accent?
    14. Re:Solution by mattatwork · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, these camera developments are getting scarier by the hour. People, it just isn't worth it. No amount of security is worth that kind of BS.
      When they don't infringe on your basic rights, cameras can be very helpful. I saw one of those incredible police chase(!) type shows while channel surfing late at night, and surveillance cameras can be used to catch terrorists. They showed some IRA guy blowing up some store front in the UK and running off. The surveillance camera was the only evidence that caught the guy....

      I think it's ultimately lazy if you can't get a warrant and record conversations in some other way. You also don't know if the technology will fumble when people use homonyms, colloquialisms or secretive/cryptic language....
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    15. Re:Solution by malsdavis · · Score: 1

      A couple of years ago there was a massive story in the U.K. about a policewoman being shot dead by a group of armed robbers. They would have gotten away with it had it not been for an automatic license plate reading camera picking up the car details a few blocks down the road.

      Its instances like that which make such advanced CCTV cameras popular with the mainstream UK public. Polls asking the average person on the street in the UK consistently reveal wide spread support for advanced CCTV cameras.

    16. Re:Solution by digitig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A good low tech option in my mind would be to vote the dumbasses out of power that think this is a good idea.

      Unfortunately, many of us see these particular dumbasses as muscling in on the rival dumbasses' territory -- any likely alternative is probably going to be just as bad or worse. Yes, there are minority parties I can vote for, but there are enough people who reckon that if you're doing nothing wrong there's nothing to fear [1] that those parties don't have much chance. As somebody said a couple of elections ago, we're faced with a choice of being forced to eat s*** and being forced to eat s*** with razor-blades.

      [1] True enough -- provided that all those with access to the data are and always will be benign and competent...

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    17. Re:Solution by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Or you just implement a differential test to determine which lip movement set to use for a given speaker.

      Bigger library, slightly more complex... but would still work.

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    18. Re:Solution by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As somebody said a couple of elections ago, we're faced with a choice of being forced to eat s*** and being forced to eat s*** with razor-blades.

      Then do something about it! Run for office yourself. Setup your own party. Try to convince people to vote for the existing third-parties.

      Will any of those be successful? Who can say? But I give them a much bigger chance of success then apathy....

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    19. Re:Solution by digitig · · Score: 1

      I think they might be on to at least a few of the British accents at the University of East Anglia. Rather than accents being the issue, I wonder how many languages the system will have to recognise? After all, most of the terrorist problems we've had recently have been from groups with easy access to other world languages. Assuming the cameras really are about terrorism, not something else entirely.

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    20. Re:Solution by CommunistHamster · · Score: 1
      They might have thought of that; the new Violent Crime Reduction Bill (VCRA) will limit sales of (among other things) paintball markers, blank firing replicas, airsoft guns and the like.

      I can't help but feel they'd do better to crack down on actual illegal guns.

    21. Re:Solution by Caffeinate · · Score: 1

      Quick and dirty solution: Pig Latin. Oday ouyay inkthay atthay theay itishBray olicepay an'tcay terpretinay igpay atinlay?
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    22. Re:Solution by MitchelWB · · Score: 1

      Why not learn ventriloquism. Won't that confuse them when everyone seems to just be sitting there staring at each other.

    23. Re:Solution by arivanov · · Score: 1

      This will be 20+ patterns just for people of Pakistani descent (20+ different major tribal languages from different language groups). Europe - 20+ more. Ex-Soviet union - 20+ more. That is not counting dialects which quite often affect lip technique more than differences between languages. You gotta be kidding. Just calibrating the damn system to different language groups cost hundreds of millions.

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    24. Re:Solution by dbitch · · Score: 1

      Christ, this is EXACTLY what's in 1984, where they have to go out to a field to talk. I'm going to stop calling Britain the UK and start calling it Airstrip One.

    25. Re:Solution by digitig · · Score: 1

      Then do something about it! Run for office yourself. Setup your own party. Try to convince people to vote for the existing third-parties.

      Will any of those be successful? Who can say? But I give them a much bigger chance of success then apathy....

      No they would not be successful, because all I'd do would be split the existing minority vote (and not by much, because I'd make a lousy politician).

      Running for office and apathy are not the only alternatives. Kicking up a fuss about government moves to which I object is one thing; if the public become more aware of the issues then maybe it could become an election item (or maybe I could turn out to be a crackpot). I'm also a member of Liberty (roughly, the UK equivalent of the ACLU) who mount publicity campaigns and legal challenges against infringements of our liberties. There's plenty that can be done between elections.

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    26. Re:Solution by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      OK, makes sense. But what if you're just looking for a few dozen catch phrases in a few dozen dialects? No need to do full translation, just need to recognize a few hundred data sequences.

      If you trigger a flag, then the system prompts more attention (say, human attention) for contextural analysis.

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    27. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Polls asking the average person on the street in the UK consistently reveal wide spread support for advanced CCTV cameras."

      Perhaps that's because they know they're on camera when they're stopped in the street and asked? Are the people caught on camera telling the pollster that they don't support the cameras, turning up missing the next day?

    28. Re:Solution by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Actually, some languages are significantly harder to lip-read than others.

      I have it on good authority that Japanese is virtually impossible to lip-read.

      So I guess all those nasty terrorists, or anyone else who wants some of that illicit (in the UK) privacy will start learning Japanese...

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    29. Re:Solution by Hatta · · Score: 1

      A good low tech option in my mind would be to vote the dumbasses out of power that think this is a good idea.

      Unfortunately, that's only a good option in your mind. It doesn't actually work in the real world.

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    30. Re:Solution by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      The only ones it will pick out will be Caucasian whites of English origin

      Its been said that revolutions almost always begin among the middle classes.

      Those are the ones governments would need to keep a close eye on for mischief or misuse of privacy.

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    31. Re:Solution by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, that's only a good option in your mind. It doesn't actually work in the real world.

      Cuz apathy is so much more effective.

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    32. Re:Solution by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      And for how many "terrorists" caught are normal everyday citizen's rights trampled, or the cameras used to extort, blackmail, and threaten those who the watchers don't agree with? The potential for abuse is thousands of times greater than the potential for good.

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    33. Re:Solution by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      They can't even get real-time facial recogintion going and you think that lip reading thousands of different dialects is possible? It's a pipe dream at present. The price involved with the computing power they would need is, for now, completely cost-prohibitive. Plus, either system could be easily fooled by slight alterations in speech or appearance. These "high-tech" surveillance cameras are nothing but fear mongering techniques designed to "scare straight" the public who has no idea how techninically improbable these recognition systems actually are...

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    34. Re:Solution by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      Cheap, disposable dust masks and Groucho Marks eyeglass-nose-mustaches, will when used in combination defeat any facial recognition and lip-reading technology for about $10.00!

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    35. Re:Solution by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      Very likely as Japanese is mostly tongue and very little lip movement.

      Q: What's the difference between a Japanese ventriloquist and a persona speaking normally.

      A: Nothing

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    36. Re:Solution by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Apathy won't work; if you want to get rid of the cameras, try vandalism.

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    37. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Quick and dirty solution: Pig Latin.

      Slower and cleaner -- grow a bushy moustache. Sorry about the gender gap here, but deaf people agree that facial hair that obscures any part of the lips makes lipreading substantially more difficult.

    38. Re:Solution by Redlazer · · Score: 1
      Hmm. Looks my Sans-Scrit class will turn out helpful after all.

      -Red

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    39. Re:Solution by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      As long as the technology relies on lip-reading, the reaction among those who don't want their lips read will be to not move their lips. Consequently, a slightly mumbly version of English will develop that doesn't require lip movement, and they'll be back to square one, using microphones. Good ones. When they go there, verbal communications will move to other forms. And all the time, resentment will be building. Welcome to the machine.

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    40. Re:Solution by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Tony Blair is on his way out: unfortunately, Gordon Brown is his probable successor. And Gordon Brown is even worse in domestic security terms: if ou read international news, he's directly responsible for the expansion of public surveillance and the massive growth of prison populations by pursuing Britain's version of the War on Drugs.

    41. Re:Solution by Kam+Solusar · · Score: 1

      Then jam their cameras http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpaceballsLone Starr style. It's even cheaper than paintball markers.

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    42. Re:Solution by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A couple of years ago there was a massive story in the U.K. about a policewoman being shot dead by a group of armed robbers. They would have gotten away with it had it not been for an automatic license plate reading camera picking up the car details a few blocks down the road. Its instances like that which make such advanced CCTV cameras popular with the mainstream UK public. Polls asking the average person on the street in the UK consistently reveal wide spread support for advanced CCTV cameras.

      This is terrifyingly similar reasoning to that employed by Nazis. Most German polls at the time would have indicated wide support for Gestapo as it was portrayed as a front-line defense against all kinds of murderous internal enemies. Fake security pitted against "armed banditry" and "terrorism" was always the traditional, time tested way to sell slavery to the brain-dead masses.

      In your particular example above, privacy of many, many thousands of motorists was violated by, for all practical purposes, an Orwellian police state in order to catch one gang of thugs. I guarantee you that in a place with "two-way telescreens" armed robbery levels will be near zero. The problem is that such "safety" is nowhere near worth the price of slavery.

    43. Re:Solution by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Ok I'll start a new political party. Someone please send me $10,000,000 for campaigning funds. And could someone get me an invite to membership on the Trilateral Commission.

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    44. Re:Solution by malsdavis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      license plate recognition systems are in use all over the UK. Several motorways (I think they're called freeways in the USA) have several such cameras on them for calculating average speed and hence detecting if speed limit has been broken (i.e. 2 cameras are placed x miles apart, if a car traversed those x miles in under y minutes then they must have been speeding). Thankfully you apparently have to be averaging 30 miles over the speed limit (so travelling at over 100 mph) to get caught by them.

      They are set to be rolled out across the UK soon and tied into the national police databases (as has already been done in the city which the killers got caught). As I say though, the vast, vast majority of people here support their use for hunting criminals. It's only their speed enforcement duties which hopefully will get people worked up.

      I think the major difference here as opposed to say the USA, is that vast majority of people in the UK wouldn't consider their license plate being registered on a police database somewhere as an invasion of their privacy. People in the UK are worried about corporations having their personal data, not the government; whereas it seems in the USA, the opposite is the case.

    45. Re:Solution by TechForensics · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism. It works the same in any country." --Hermann Goering, Nuremberg 1946

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    46. Re:Solution by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think the major difference here as opposed to say the USA, is that vast majority of people in the UK wouldn't consider their license plate being registered on a police database somewhere as an invasion of their privacy. People in the UK are worried about corporations having their personal data, not the government; whereas it seems in the USA, the opposite is the case.

      Both are specific cases of "extraordinarily powerful organizations whose activities are opaque to the general populace and which organizations have been removed out of regular citizens' control". Most multi-national (and many national) corporations have finances, resources and political power exceeding that of a majority of individual nations of Earth. That alone puts them on the same level as governments of major nations in the scope of damage and abuses they are capable of. Also an increasing number of corporations are mobilizing private armies.

      So in essence both types of concern are equally valid.

    47. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any stable system will evolve so as to prevent modification to it via external influences; if they didn't, they wouldn't be stable.

    48. Re:Solution by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Or learn ventriloquism; make it look like someone else is talking for the cameras. RL sock puppets, sort of.

      And if you're in America, just walk around with a catcher's glove and talk into it as if you're on the mound - how could any red-blooded fellow American security observer fault you for practicing baseball tactics?

    49. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Quicker and dirtier solution - Goatse the cameras.

      Sudden turnover of traumatised staff = too expensive to run the cameras.

    50. Re:Solution by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      "Thankfully you apparently have to be averaging 30 miles over the speed limit (so travelling at over 100 mph) to get caught by them.
      No, you don't. These SPECS cameras will be used to convict you for speeding at just over the legal limit, at the discretion of the local county police. I was fined 60UKP and had 3 penalty points (12 is an automatic ban) for doing an averaged 69MPH over 2 miles (straight dual carriageway, pretty much constant speed i.e. I wasn't doing 100 at one point and 40 at another) in a 60 limit zone.
      Fair enough, I was speeding so can't complain too much, but allowing for speedo error this is a pretty close call.
      These cameras are *everywhere* in the UK - you can even download regularly updated Points Of Information files for common satnav systems such as TomTom and Garmin showing where they are...

    51. Re:Solution by Auz · · Score: 1

      "Thankfully you apparently have to be averaging 30 miles over the speed limit (so travelling at over 100 mph) to get caught by them."

      And didn't change lanes...

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    52. Re:Solution by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      As somebody said a couple of elections ago, we're faced with a choice of being forced to eat s*** and being forced to eat s*** with razor-blades.

      Then do something about it! Run for office yourself. Setup your own party. Try to convince people to vote for the existing third-parties.

      You mean that one should lend credence to "the system" by participating in the shit-eating competition?
      Besides, in the almost incredible circumstance of a new political party suceeding (which it would have to do in the teeth of frenzied opposition and undermining by all of the existing parties), then look at the company that you'd be keeping : politicians - the lowest of the low, scum-sucking thieves and criminals. I've got more respect for the crack dealer upstairs than for politicians.
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    53. Re:Solution by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

      A good low tech option in my mind would be to vote the dumbasses out of power that think this is a good idea. Works for me.

    54. Re:Solution by Howserx · · Score: 1

      And here in Canada I can barely understand Newfies even when i can hear them talk. God help me if they're drunk! Damn townies.

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  2. This will all work fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Until someone invents stealth technology to circumvent it. Like covering your mouth with your hand.

    1. Re:This will all work fine by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, but then you have something to hide. And they know it and will soon be picking you up to have a chat about it. After all, if you weren't doing anything wrong, why would you care if your Big Brother knew about it? He just wants to make sure you're living a comfortable and safe existence!

    2. Re:This will all work fine by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      Until someone invents stealth technology to circumvent it. Like covering your mouth with your hand.

      just like our premier league footballers are doing now to avoid their coaches orders being lifted by the opposition during a match...

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    3. Re:This will all work fine by olego · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know, I used to think that everyone who said that was being sarcastic and was merely making fun of the government... Until I watched a couple of press releases by the government and realised that these things are actually said.

      And that really freaked me out.

    4. Re:This will all work fine by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It's because thjey believe it.
      Hell I'm willing to give the people who want to implement the benefit of the doubt, but not the next people who will be in charge.
      Get involved.

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    5. Re:This will all work fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I foresee large, bushy mustaches coming back in style in a big way.

    6. Re:This will all work fine by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      The Yosemite Sam look is the new black.

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    7. Re:This will all work fine by InfiniteSingularity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So How long until it becomes ILLEGAL to cover your mouth or try and talk without showing your lips?

    8. Re:This will all work fine by recharged95 · · Score: 1
      "Ah, but then you have something to hide."

      Hence why there are millions of surveillance cameras in the 1st place.

      Just speak in sneezes and coughs, like "huh-sh*t-chu" and "b*llsh*t--cough". Reminds me of all those 80's movies...

    9. Re:This will all work fine by Gospodin · · Score: 1

      Until someone invents stealth technology to circumvent it. Like covering your mouth with your hand.

      That's where my patented hand-penetrating radar comes into play.

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    10. Re:This will all work fine by mikael · · Score: 1

      Some Shopping Malls will ban anyone who covers their
      face.

      This also applies to People wearing hats in public bars, even if they are pensioners.

      It's also illegal to organise a protest in London without first gaining permission from the police first (The SOCPA Act).
      Already one man has been arrested for dressing up as Charlie Chaplin and making a silent protest using signs such as "not aloud" and "right to remain silent". Another woman was arrested for baking a cake with a statement made using icing.

      The incompetence of this legislation is being discussed by MP's

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    11. Re:This will all work fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Like covering your mouth with your hand.


      Or with a burka.
    12. Re:This will all work fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's because thjey believe it.
      Hell I'm willing to give the people who want to implement the benefit of the doubt, but not the next people who will be in charge.
      Get involved.

      I am sooo cynical with your everyday people these days.

      Most folks think everyone who's arrested is guilty.

      Everyone accused of being a terrorist is a terrorist.

      If you don't do anything wrong, then you have nothing to worry about.

      Law enforcement doesn't make mistakes.

      I'm sure more can be added...

      But my point is, those of us who question authority are in the minority. People think that if you're in Government and in power then you deserve it, NOT that you were the big man's buddy and got there because you are one of his drinking/golf/church buddies. When I question Government I'm called a "Liberal" or "Paranoid".

      People have too much faith in their Governments. We, in the Western World, have become too complacent and we will lose our democratic governments one day. Not because of us minorities, but because of the great unwashed who are more concerned about wrestling and who's winning the big ball game or American Idol.

      Bread and Circuses is still the method of controlling the masses.

    13. Re:This will all work fine by Caffeinate · · Score: 1

      When I question Government I'm called a "Liberal" or "Paranoid". Luckily, it's only in the US that "Liberal" is an insult . . .
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    14. Re:This will all work fine by MindKata · · Score: 1

      "So How long until it becomes ILLEGAL to cover your mouth or try and talk without showing your lips" and "anyone who covers their face"

      It would be better if they just get it over with and chip us all. That way they can get our GPS position, anything we say and even our emotional states. Then we can all finally rest free from the fear of anyone attempting to bully us into their point of view.

      Like the old saying, "Out of the frying pan, into the fire".

      Both sides want to control. The Terrorists want their way and these kinds of Big Brother ideas are members of the government wanting their control. The rest of us are helplessly caught in between. Its such an irony. The problem we face are people who want to control others into their point of view and will stop at nothing to force others into their point of view.

      I can't help being reminded of another old saying, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions".

      What a world we are heading into.

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    15. Re:This will all work fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nothing, I heard my girlfriend point those out and *that* freaked me out...

    16. Re:This will all work fine by geekoid · · Score: 1

      and only when said by a republican.

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    17. Re:This will all work fine by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      One of the amusing parts is of course that it was the "conservatives" who used to be for small government.

      Anyhow, I see governance to be akin to atomic energy. It is extremely powerful and productive if employed for peaceful purposes, but to be so it demands extreme safeguards, otherwise all of that power will get out of control and screw everybody up in a multi-thousand-mile radius. Alternatively, if allowed, some malicious minds might use it as a weapon, with devastating consequences.

      That is why the so-called "libertarians" exist in deep, crippling fear of such a mix of power and danger, resulting in their demands that the whole thing be abandoned and forbidden. What they do not realise is that by abandoning that type of power, other kinds of power must inevietably (outside of utopian fairy-tale scenarios) take its place, some far more dangerous and difficult to control, something akin to allowing mass scale chemical pollution and C02 emmisions to replace nuclear energy.

    18. Re:This will all work fine by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      "People have too much faith in their Governments. We, in the Western World, have become too complacent and we will lose our democratic governments one day. Not because of us minorities, but because of the great unwashed who are more concerned about wrestling and who's winning the big ball game or American Idol."

      As many have said before me "With Democracy you get the Government you deserve." Which it would appear that modern man deserves a Big Brother oligarcy, thinly veiled as "freedom".

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    19. Re:This will all work fine by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      You mean like this?

    20. Re:This will all work fine by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      To quote the article:

      Watching everyone all of the time and treating the entire population as suspects is not going to weed out terrorists and criminals. Nor is it an effective way of defending our freedoms against those who we are told wish to attack us because we are free.

      If the gumbiment takes away our freedoms then the terrorists will have nothing to bitch about, didn't you people learn anything in propoganda-101?

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    21. Re:This will all work fine by mrogers · · Score: 1

      Everyone accused of being a terrorist is a terrorist.

      Good example of this yesterday: the headline of the daily rag was TERROR SUSPECTS FREE IN BRITAIN. My reaction was "of course they're free, that's why they're called 'suspects' rather than 'convicts'". They might as well have said EVERYONE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. But if most people had the same reaction it wouldn't sell papers...

    22. Re:This will all work fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone accused of anything is apparently guilty. That's why the papers are always full of complaints that some murder victim has been "denied justice" if the accused was acquitted. Apparently convicting someone is far more important than actually finding the guilty party.

    23. Re:This will all work fine by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

      Bugger this,I will learn to talk like Her Maj.Eh?

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  3. lip-read a speaker? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps the lip-reading cameras and the shouting cameras will find something to talk about."
    Sure, as soon as camera manufacturers start putting realistic mechanical lips[1] on their shouting cameras.

    And as soon as that is possible, I'd like to license the technology for a venture of my own, involving about 40 lbs of latex and a metal skeleton. It'll be the best prom evar!11!
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    1. Re:lip-read a speaker? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Please *deity* wipe my mind of the thought of the Governator wearing a prom dress.

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  4. Sounds vaguely familiar by rlp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just don't ask it to open the pod bay doors.

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    1. Re:Sounds vaguely familiar by blindbug · · Score: 1, Funny

      I hope I don't get in trouble for telling that girl the other day that I wanted a Fig Newton.

  5. obvious by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny

    When the lip reading cameras come online, they will see that everyone is repeating this sequence of numbers;

    09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

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    1. Re:obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jmp short l or cx, di adc [bp+si], ax popf jz $-1bh pop bx fadd dword ptr [bx+di+56h] mov al, al l:

  6. some one has to say it by phrostie · · Score: 3, Funny

    " Rotate the Pod please HAL "

    1. Re:some one has to say it by john83 · · Score: 1

      " Rotate the Pod please HAL " Yes, well unfortunately the British government already seems to have thought of a Beowulf cluster of these.
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    2. Re:some one has to say it by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 1

      For those of you who haven't seen this movie, I'm going to save you 2.5 hours.

      Monkeys hitting each other to the tune of Also Sprach Zarathustra
      Stewardess walks around in zero gravity
      Cold scientists talk to other cold scientists in passive aggressive manner
      Scientist explains that they have found evidence of ET life
      obelisk stroking to the tune of really obnoxious high pitched noise
      Some new astronauts appear with their super-smart-computer HAL
      HAL makes a mistake and astronauts want to shut him off
      HAL doesn't want to die and starts killing the crew
      Dave tries to kill HAL
      HAL tries to convince him otherwise
      HAL sings daisy as he is disconnected
      Dave turns into a fetus
      The audience looks pissed off except for the 3 art students in the back who insist that we have to think about what the movie is NOT saying to get what it was really trying to say.

    3. Re:some one has to say it by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Whoosh!
      Could you also give us you simplistic views of Bladerunner, A Clockwork Orange, Dune, Solaris and Ctizen Kane?? That way I won't have to waste all my time "thinking". You may want to stick with films starring Kevin Costner, that way your brain doesn't need to do any "heavy lifting"... Ever.

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  7. Parabolic mic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's wrong with a parabolic mic? This looks like a solution in search of a problem to me.

    1. Re:Parabolic mic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This looks like a solution in search of a problem to me.

      More like a boondoggle in search of money.

  8. Everyone wear mic's and submit email to UK govt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just have everyone wear microphones 24/365 and submit all emails to the UK government? It would save a lot of money on monitoring. For all the fans of big government, here is yet another wonderful example.

  9. Countermeasure by jbeaupre · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could easily defeat the system by wearing a burqa or other type of veil. Then you'll never be mistaken for a terrorist. Right?

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    1. Re:Countermeasure by sexybomber · · Score: 5, Funny

      You could easily defeat the system by wearing a burqa or other type of veil.
      Or a Guy Fawkes mask, if you were so inclined. It's more stylish, at least.
    2. Re:Countermeasure by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      Or you could just keep the hood of your sinister black cloak up.

    3. Re:Countermeasure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could be talking behind a particular terrorist device which is called a hand.

    4. Re:Countermeasure by andphi · · Score: 2, Funny

      A very valuable variety of evasion, provided everyone volunteers not to violate everyone overusing 'V'.

    5. Re:Countermeasure by Anomolous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      An unruly moustache would do the trick too...

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  10. What's the current state of this tech? by u-bend · · Score: 1

    Seems like the potential for error is huge. Really scary either way.

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  11. Dave... What are you doing, Dave? by chinard · · Score: 1

    Daisy... daisy.....

  12. Written constitution and bill of rights. by Palmyst · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is what Britain needs, yesterday. This unwritten constitution business gives too much power to the political class, and they are obviously not above exploiting it to the max.

    1. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having a written constitution and a bill of rights isn't helping much on this side of the pond. The politicians have found that everything can be explained to the satisfaction of the voters by saying "interstate commerce" and "terror". Those voters who aren't sufficiently convinced are gradually pushed into lower income brackets so they'll have to spend more time at work and less time asking questions of their political leaders.

      I don't know what the solution is anymore.

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    2. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      well, there is always revolution.

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    3. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Rakishi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The US is nowhere near as bad as the UK in these regards. Also do you have any idea how the US government even works, voters are irrelevant in this regard. The bill of rights and constitution do not prevent any law from getting passed. They allow the supreme court to strike down laws that they deem to not conform to them. Then again you seem to be one of those nut cases who thinks there is some grand conspiracy in place so I guess your knowledge of the US government is average for a person of such views.

    4. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What you've described is a system which is easily defeated by flooding. You're asserting that Congress has no duty to stay within its defined boundaries and that it is the Supreme Court's job to strike down illegitimate legislation. I think the problem is obvious when there are only seven supreme court justices and over five hundred congressional members.

      But don't let the obvious prevent you from insulting me. If it makes you feel better then go ahead and do it to your heart's content.

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    5. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by NeoPaladin394 · · Score: 1

      American voters are...irrelevant....to American laws.....?!

      *head asplode*

      Then what are we, chopped liver? Can you elaborate on this? I'm guessing you're just talking about the inner congressional process once the ball starts rolling, but saying voters aren't a part of making laws...

      And at this point, it's pretty obvious that there are many behind the scenes actions going around. I don't see how anyone, at this point, can NOT believe that there are SOME conspiracies of varying levels going on in Washington. Three words:

      Christmas Tree Bills

    6. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      Rakishi has a history of combing political discussions and violently asserting that anyone who isn't a complete chump is a psychologically troubled conspiracy theorist. My interpretation is that Rakishi is well aware of the herd psychology which governments and financial institutions apply to the voters and consumers, and probably is a personal beneficiary of those systems, and it gives Rakishi a b0ner to verbally abuse people who would dare challenge the supremacy of the systems which provide for his or her priveleged lifestyle.

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    7. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      You're asserting that Congress has no duty to stay within its defined boundaries and that it is the Supreme Court's job to strike down illegitimate legislation.
      No. He's asserting that the Constitution does not prevent Congress from passing laws that violate it, which is true -- just as establishing a curfew for your kids doesn't prevent them from staying out late. Congress, like a kid, will break the rules. It's up to the Court to decide if curfew has been broken. It's up to voters to punish Congress.
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    8. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      In any other profession it's called operating outside of duties, or insubordination, and is grounds for immediate termination. The flood exploit is obvious when Congress passes close to one thousand new laws every year.

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    9. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by zrobotics · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I agree that the UK fares worse than the US in these regards, that still does not mean that there is a vast "conspiracy" afoot in the US. However, it is clear that, slowly but surely, personal liberty is gradually being suppressed in favor of security in the US. While the parent may be a tinfoil-hatter, that doesn't make his point invalid. The patriot act, guantanamo bay, warrantless wiretapping, etc. could all be called unconstitutional. So, while an unwritten constitution provides less protection than a written one, either can be usurped when the individuals in power find that their personal interests are best protected by "unconstitutional measures".

      Succinctly put, citizens can't depend on their governments to provide them with rights. They must demand these rights for themselves. In both the US and the UK, the respective protections of personal liberty were not created by the government, they were created by dissident groups who managed to establish said rights, often with the opposition of the ruling parties. The truly terrifying thing is that few seem committed to any sort of positive action. Everyone bemoans the degradation of these rights, but there are few groups actively doing anything about it; and the groups that are doing something (ACLU, EFF, etc.) are subjects of public scorn. So, rather than relying on political systems (The Constitution, the courts) as you suggest, more emphasis needs to be placed on collective action.

      And yes, I know that 99% of the people in any given population are far too apathetic to actually do anything.

    10. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant 9 , yep, NINE Supreme Court Justices. At least, last time I counted them.

    11. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      In any other profession it's called operating outside of duties, or insubordination, and is grounds for immediate termination.
      Which is why US legislators always maintain plausible deniability.

      The flood exploit is obvious when Congress passes close to one thousand new laws every year.
      Worsened by the complexity and scope of those laws -- riders, ridiculous clauses, etc.
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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    12. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

      When viewed in that light then you're right. There is nothing preventing Congress from passing laws which adhere to the Constitution...

      Except for that pesky little pledge to uphold the Constitution. Then, yes, I know, it's all made better by plausible deniability--but that leads to conspiracy theory, doesn't it?

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    13. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Khisanth+Magus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that we have no ability to vote on laws. We can only elect people we HOPE will represent our interests when those laws are proposed, and also write to our representative and hope they listen to us. But they can just as easily ignore the people who elected them. Throw in things like attaching bad laws onto other bills that need to be passed and you have the makings for a government that the people have very little say in.

    14. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Well, the mistake was in putting all the responsibility on the Supreme Court. Any lower court can knock laws down, or change the way they must be interpreted. But in general the system works as described.

      While Congress may well have a duty to stay inside particular bounds they often overstep them in practice. The Executive branch does as well, in the event you haven't read any Slashdot articles on anything bad happening at all and noticed that sooner or later someone will blame Bush.

      And higher level Federal Court decisions usually have much broader impact than one single law. For instance, if the Supreme Court lends any legal merit to the idea of Defensible Intent all of this debate about the Consititution says this and Amendment X says that will all be a waste of time. Regardless of anyone's interpretation and regardless of whether we repeal any part of it lawmakers, as long as they intend for something good to happen, will be able to do anything they want. More or less.

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    15. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      My point was that voters are irrelevant for laws that break the bill of rights or constitution. Thats the whole point of those things, they're there so it doesn't matter if you can convince the voters to support a bill since the courts will strike it down anyway. Checks and balances.

      As for conspiracies, I believe in small scale short term greed and stupidity causing large scale long term effects (when combined that is). I don't disagree with behind the scenes actions or anything like that but the person I replied to seemed to imply a downright massive conspiracy.

    16. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Traditionally, there's been a bit more consideration for basic concepts of freedom and privacy from the politicians. God knows what happened to them.

      But a written constutiton wouldn't help. If we adopted the US constitution, what is there that would prevent them from doing exactly what they're doing? Does any constitution protect from government invasiveness sufficiently? I don't think so but I think that will be a big thing after the next major revolt.

    17. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Except for that pesky little pledge to uphold the Constitution.
      I think we've all learned not to believe the words of politicians.

      Then, yes, I know, it's all made better by plausible deniability--but that leads to conspiracy theory, doesn't it?
      Not conspiracy theory. Just the theory that our Congresspeople's primary motivation is to do what is best for themselves or their party, not what is best for the nation. Conspiracy implies planned and organized deceit; I'm not sure it doesn't accidentally arise over and over.
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    18. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by psykocrime · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Constitution ( and the Magna Carta, and the Articles of Confederation, etc., etc.) is just a piece of paper. It can't do anything to defend our rights... we have to do that ourselves. Once the government has made the decision to step outside of
      the bounds set for it (by said Constitution) the only choice is for "We The People" to put it back in those bounds, or destroy it.

      Revolution Calling? Yeah, you could say that... But we haven't reached a critical mass yet, where enough people *care* about what's happening to do anything about it.

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    19. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by treeves · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant that two of them are slackers. In that case , no problem: there's only about 4 senators and 8 congresspersons.

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    20. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Of course personal rights are being eroded, I find that a sadly inherent consequence of our current society and its direction. My only point is that saying it is a conspiracy is stupid to me, if you don't identify the true reason for something then how can you fight it? I mean if its a grand conspiracy then the only solution is a civil war and anarchy. If those in power are capable of this much organization nothing else would work as they'd easily figure it out.

      On the other hand if its due to stupidity, ignorance and greed then other solutions are possible.

    21. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Wow, I've actually managed to make a name for myself.

      If you've paid attention you'd have noticed that I don't support these systems but rather simply find most conspiracies silly in general. I find it stupid to attribute things to massive complex conspiracies when simpler answers exist. Likewise I find it even more stupid to attribute it to a cause that cannot be fought (such a conspiracy would by definition be intelligent enough to stop any counter-effort) when other causes imho much more plausible causes exist that can be fought.

      The insults are there for my own entertainment and stress relief.

      Also, I am somewhat confrontational and devil's advocate-ish in these debates as I mostly find it more educational. After all, how can you find the validity of a position except by questioning flaws in it and arguing against it? I don't do this on purpose but I simply point out flaws in any argument (that I see) even if I support that position (yes, I'll argue against my own position if the poster I'm replying to said something silly).

      You've managed to attribute to some concisions conspiracy of mine what is in reality due to nothing of the kind (I don't much consider my posting history, I just post in whatever way I find rational). In other words, thank you for illustrating why conspiracy theories are so silly.

    22. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Geez...what do you call it then when administration staffers re-write a major piece of legislation the night before it's scheduled for a vote? Ah hell, they were just ACTing on behalf of their PATRIOTic leader, I guess. Sadly, this is marks only the start of a series of end-runs around something that actually does matter...like the Constitution, maybe? Remember - the president is sworn to uphold it, not subject it to gradual deconstruction through self-righteous power grabs.

    23. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Well, the mistake was in putting all the responsibility on the Supreme Court. Any lower court can knock laws down, or change the way they must be interpreted. But in general the system works as described. Yeah that was a mistake on my part, I should have spent some more time thinking before posting.
    24. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by digitig · · Score: 2, Funny

      well, there is always revolution. As any engineer can tell you, one revolution always gets you back to where you started.
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    25. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm...you use the word 'but' in the first sentence, upon which hinges a rather strong non sequitor, i.e. I don't support these theories _but_ I find conspiracy silly. I hardly find 'conspiracy' to be some impregnable monolith. One simply has to understand that individuals in power know other individuals in power, humans are more likely to act in the favor of people they know-->'conspiracy'. This is not saying 'alien ufo kennedys', this is saying that it is quite common for politicians to work together. Additionally, people cover each other's asses because they drink together. I can't explain it. In any case your comment had little content and failed to elucidate its points beyond the fact its poor use of conjuctions may indicate the flouride crystals in your brain are being controlled by body thetans again. /I hate elitists, but I hate dumb elitists more.

    26. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, you are all mostly apathetic because you think that everyone else is. You'd be surprised at how much political power you can muster (if you ever leave the basement) by just realizing how many damn people agree about how free this country ought to be. There is a lot to do, and it's not just holding signs. Go out and talk to people, build a political consensus. UK, US, wherever, but use what little political access we have left instead of watching the milk go down the drain.

      I would like to address those who consider the United States a country in which one can still freely dissent. I personally witnessed non-violent, mostly female, peaceable peace activists get beaten and have false charges filed against them. Even though there were many eyewitnesses, some of the individuals were locked up for a few days. This is for riding a bike down a road, not blocking traffic, and carrying peace signs. Afterward, the local DA stated that Homeland Security had been called over the event. Helicopters were sent in, undercover federal agents were deployed. Mind you, this is for a peaceful protest which did not contain violent anti-government rhetoric but instead citizens trying to come together to have a political voice. We cannot allow things like this to go on...I have had friends spied on by varying levels of government for dissent, and these are not radical people. What happened to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness?

    27. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by 2short · · Score: 1

      The other posters description of how the branches of our government interact is essentially correct, yet the problem you describe for the most part doesn't happen.

      Whatever could be responsible for this odd discrepancy?

      Here's a couple hints to get you started:

      There are nine Supreme Court Justices, and a vast number of lesser federal judges besides. Having hudreds of legislators, most of whom must agree to pass a law may not actually be conducive to passing huge numbers of obviously unconstitutional laws faster than judges can strike them down.

    28. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      What you've described is a system which is easily defeated by flooding. You're asserting that Congress has no duty to stay within its defined boundaries and that it is the Supreme Court's job to strike down illegitimate legislation. I think the problem is obvious when there are only seven supreme court justices and over five hundred congressional members. I guess you've never dealt with more than 2 people at once. It is easier for 5 out of 9 to agree on something than 250 out of 500. add in presidential vetos and filibusters and you need to essentially convince most of them. Like others have said there are also lesser courts which I forgot about. Not to mention that you also need to convince the voters, and to flood the system you'd also need to do that for every single law.

      Likewise since that is the system in place, it has been in place for over 200 years and there isn't that much flooding what exactly is your point anyway?
    29. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The Constitution ( and the Magna Carta, and the Articles of Confederation, etc., etc.) is just a piece of paper.

      I believe the technical term is "Goddamned piece of paper".

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    30. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by zrobotics · · Score: 1

      First, I would like to address the charge of "you are all apathetic"

      There are quite a number of people who are taking proactive steps to stem the tide and regain their rights. However, they are ignored at best or suppressed at worst. As you said, you have witnessed protesters voices being violently silenced, which is nothing new. How many people remember the treatment of John Lennon and others, and how many people would be willing to stick to their principles in such situations? Most people are apathetic because they believe they will a)be ignored b)suffer negative consequences for their actions c)are more absorbed in their daily lives than politics d)are gullible enough to believe they are being protected by a benevolent government. As sad as it is, George Bush was elected for a second time by an actual majority (unlike the 2000 election). Enough people were petrified of the terrorists, and they believed that Bush would defend them from the "evil arabs" who formed the "Axis of Evil".

      Clearly, many of the people in both the US and the UK are willing to lose some of their rights in exchange for a feeling of safety. Right or wrong, they accept the Patriot Act, ever-present surveillance of staggering proportions, and don't worry at all. It may not be a conspiracy, but it's a damn-well orchestrated scheme to give even more control to those in power. Mass political action can be effective, but only if the number of people involved is great enough. I don't know about the UK, but in the US the "unwashed masses" tend to get all their information from mass-media television news. As Anti-Flag says, "Have the media broadcast only the ruling party's information. This can be done through state run media. Remember, in times of conflict all for-profit media repeats the ruling party's information, therefore all for-profit media is state-run." CNN, Fox, NBC and their ilk aren't interested in distributing "dissident" information, since their goal (higher profits) is more easily obtained by supporting the government's mindset.

      Increasingly, I find that I don't trust any news source to give me unbiased information concerning foreign relations (especially with the Middle-East) or national security. It's hard to operate and make accurate decisions in such an environment. Furthermore, I find that most people really don't give a damn what happens in other countries, as long as their own little corner of the world isn't being bombed and their relatives aren't the ones being killed. My best friend is about to go fight a war that he believes is unjust, against people he cannot consider enemies. All because the military is the only way he could feasibly afford a college education (lower-class background, poor credit rating, etc.) However, there isn't anything either of us can do that will affect significant change, simply because we would have to rely on other people. Coincidentally, these are the people who care more about the newest episode of 24 or Lost than "boring politics" and would only watch the State of the Union address if they were paid.

      Mel Brooks probably said it best:

      You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
    31. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      ...you need to essentially convince most of them.

      But that's so easy! All you have to do is invoke "Terrorists!" and all but Ron Paul (R/l, Texas) will be convinced. If you invoke "Pedophiles!" or "Immigrants!" instead, Ron too will fall in line.

      Our representatives are pitiful. They are also the greatest threat to liberty we face.

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    32. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Thats the whole point of those things, they're there so it doesn't matter if you can convince the voters to support a bill since the courts will strike it down anyway. Checks and balances.

      That'd be fine, if that was how it actually worked. Except the courts can't be counted on. They supported the ridiculous idea that the constitution's enumerated power for congress to deal with interstate commerce could be (cough) "interpreted" to mean that it could legislate and authorize actions with regard to intrastate commerce. That's just one for-instance. The USSC has a history of absolutely absurd decisions with regard to constitutionality; I could go on about them for quite a while (and I have, elsewhere on slashdot.) Bad decisions aren't the only way they fail us. They fail us by refusing to deal with things that are controversial (like atheism) by using technicalities to avoid having to render opinion(s).

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    33. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      If you figured out how to do a revolution where the revolutionist don't have to leave their sofas, then I guess we would be reaching critical mass before supper tomorrow.

  13. Missing Option by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    What about Jennicam?

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    1. Re:Missing Option by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

      All of the above?

  14. Would this work? by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 1

    I'm really curious as to how this would work with people who spoke less than perfect English... as in.. Brad Pitt's character in Snatch. How long till you figure someone gets arrested when a camera incorrectly reads their lips?

    1. Re:Would this work? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I suggest mass poetry readings in the streets. The theme: terrorism and terrorist activities. Keep the system overloaded...

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    2. Re:Would this work? by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 1

      Hell, just read MacBeth over and over.

    3. Re:Would this work? by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Insightful

      as in.. Brad Pitt's character in Snatch
      Pikeys! I fookin hate pikeys! They are always guilty of something or other so arresting them is OK.
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      What truth?
      There is no dupe
    4. Re:Would this work? by turgid · · Score: 1

      I'm really curious as to how this would work with people who spoke less than perfect English

      You mean Muslim Terrorists (the ones not wearing The Veil) and Illegal Immigrants?

    5. Re:Would this work? by Doobie+Dan · · Score: 1

      D'y'like dags?

    6. Re:Would this work? by Kelz · · Score: 1

      dags?

    7. Re:Would this work? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      I thought more about Rab C Nesbit

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    8. Re:Would this work? by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Aye, dags - y'know - dem little fellas wid far legs an a taste fer sarsages!

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    9. Re:Would this work? by turgid · · Score: 1

      We usually come with subtitles.

  15. Not in Soviet Russia by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

    This sort of thing was not acceptable even in Soviet Russia. When government included "free" wires radios in apartments where the internet KGB could listen, people would not put up with that BS. But sadly, people will probably do NOTHING in the UK to counter this *literally* 1984 (the book) ideas.

    In Soviet Russia, radios listened to people and people got pissed off. In UK, they would just roll over and do nothing. Sad but true from recent examples.

    1. Re:Not in Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cool. Now I can do a Soviet joke AND be on topic! Her it comes...

      In Soviet Russia, the radio listens to you!
    2. Re:Not in Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When government included "free" wires radios in apartments where the internet KGB could listen, people would not put up with that BS. But sadly, people will probably do NOTHING in the UK to counter this *literally* 1984 (the book) ideas.

      The cameras are in public places. Big difference.

    3. Re:Not in Soviet Russia by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      The cameras are in public places. Big difference.

      No it is not. When I'm in *public* I expect privacy just as much as I expect privacy at home. I expect that my *private* conversation is not recorded and analyzed as if I was some psychopath or worse. It is only a matter of time when someone talking about "The PM is a fscking moron" to be viewed as terrorism, spy, etc.. It is just a natural progression.

      Next thing you know, the gov't will put a chip in everyone's brains to monitor their brain pattern to make sure there are no "terror thoughts". And if they are, terminate and/or put in jail *before* you can act out your thoughts.

      Welcome to the UK's future - 1984 and the Thought Police (so far, the lip reading policy due to technical difficulties).

  16. Now time for that popular new hit by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Fuck you, I'm a terrorist." This single is rising fast on the charts and is on everybodies lips.

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  17. Market Prediction by TheCreeep · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Expect the sales of scarfs in Britain to soar.

    1. Re:Market Prediction by chromas · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll start a new giant-moustache trend.

    2. Re:Market Prediction by digitig · · Score: 1

      Expect the sales of scarfs in Britain to soar. With our weather, everybody has at least one already.
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  18. Please Run Vista by happyfrogcow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's just hope it runs on Vista so we can tell it to shut itself off

    1. Re:Please Run Vista by Pichu0102 · · Score: 1

      In related news, the prototypes seem to die immediately after they see someone utter the following phrase:
      "Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all"

  19. This mission is too important by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

    Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

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    1. Re:This mission is too important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why back in my day, we had robits twenty stories tall. And they ate lips! For breakfast! Uphill...oh blimey wheres my scarf I need some milk.

  20. Finally!! by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

    A real reason to grow that combination push broom/handle bar moustache I've been waiting for!!

  21. Better Solution by Billosaur · · Score: 5, Funny

    Train yourself to talk like out-of-synch karate movies...

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    1. Re:Better Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Train yourself to talk like out-of-synch karate movies...


      Wasn't there a guy in Naked Lunch trying to drive his wife nuts by doing that?
    2. Re:Better Solution by ady1 · · Score: 1

      or learn to speak/hear with nose

    3. Re:Better Solution by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Like this guy? I think that's completely mess with them

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    4. Re:Better Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'll just add 'izzle' to the end of all my words. That should confuse the cameras sufficiently ...

  22. Be very afraid by boyfaceddog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The odds against something like this working ar astronomical.
    The odds against it being used in court (or worse, being used to "detain" someone) are just about even.

    That means some poor schmuck will end up sitting in a detention cell for a decade or so because he shouted for something and the lipreaders thought he said 'bomb'.

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    1. Re:Be very afraid by zrobotics · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I've often wondered what kind of "evidence" the US has against those lovely guantanamo bay "detainees". (Side note: has anyone ever called them anything less euphemistic?) Did they just have a funny look about them, or did they not smell so good? Given the number of parallel trends in the two countries, it wouldn't surprise me at all if people were already being detained based on evidence just as weak as lip-reading cameras.

    2. Re:Be very afraid by clayanderson · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're Arab, you yelled the word 'bomb'.
      But if you're white, you just yawned.

      So either you're a scary terrorist, or you're a wee tuckered. It all depends on your race. No worries -- that's programmed into the lip-reading software.

  23. Re:Solution -- Rhyming slang... by zen611 · · Score: 1

    That's what rhyming slang was/is all about. It changes so fast that the only people who understand you are your direct peer group. At the time I was exposed to it, an acquaintance said she couldn't even understand her husband if he used it at home.

  24. The algorithms must be state of the art by Sam+H · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since all terrorists have a beard and speak Arabic, the algorithms used in these cameras must really be state of the art.

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    1. Re:The algorithms must be state of the art by srobert · · Score: 1

      LOL, Some of them speak Farsi. If I was modding you'd be funny.

  25. I cannot believe... by Admiral+Lazzurs · · Score: 1

    ...that this is happening, in the country I live in and the scary thing is that everyone here thinks this is just fine and normal.........

    1. Re:I cannot believe... by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say it was normal but it would be acceptable. I think it would. I'm all for it.

  26. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  27. East London... by dark-br · · Score: 1

    Oh boy... I would like to see this working on East London... "Know what'a'meeeaaan?"

    1. Re:East London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but...

  28. News.. by Bazman · · Score: 1

    Police arrest hundreds of tourists...

  29. Front Line? by second+class+skygod · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like the UK is deep in enemy territory.

    -scsg

  30. Sure ~ I will just make my plans inside by BurningTyger · · Score: 1

    So I am a terrorist ya, do you really think I'm gonna discuss my plan on the street under the surveillance camera?

    Serious, who come up with the idea ?

    1. Re:Sure ~ I will just make my plans inside by lottameez · · Score: 1

      I said - Did you place the BOMB UNDERNEATH the TRASHCAN???? The trashcan by that surv- ...uh. I'll call back.

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  31. What is the motivation for all this? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    I know fear is a powerful stimulant, but the British seem to be willing to do anything to monitor people, what is the motivation?

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    1. Re:What is the motivation for all this? by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      power - the politicians want power, and have given the police those powers necessary to stop the people objecting in any worthwhile fashion.

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  32. Misleading.. by switch007 · · Score: 1

    Let me highlight some parts of the article: "government is considering", "Home Office is interested in a project", "Imagine a place..", "Big Brother gadgets that the government wants to or already has", "councils are considering" It's just scaremongering and full of crap.

  33. beware the savage roar of 1984 by schwillis · · Score: 1

    So 'terrorists' must now suffer the inconvinience of retreating from the view of cameras to talk about terrorist stuff, and everyone else's conversations in public are recorded and monitored by the government. Brilliant.

  34. The bad thing is by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 5, Funny

    it won't work against politicians, because they talk out of their asses, not their mouth.

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    1. Re:The bad thing is by thewiz · · Score: 1

      The good thing is: masks of politicians are plentiful and cheap.

      Unfortunately, so are the politicians.

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  35. Almost safe by twistah · · Score: 1

    Now if they could just come up with cameras that read your thoughts and react before you even finished the thought, the war on terror could finally be won!

    1. Re:Almost safe by Evilest+Doer · · Score: 1

      Now if they could just come up with cameras that read your thoughts and react before you even finished the thought, the war on terror could finally be won!
      And when they implement this in America, a bunch of stupid numbskulls will be repeating ad naseum "But, the Constitution doesn't say anything about the government being forbidden to read minds! Besides, if you aren't going to do anything wrong, what thoughts do you need to hide!"
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  36. Who cares ... by voislav98 · · Score: 1

    A part of the British government is interested in lip-reading, amongst about half a dozen other, equally disturbing technologies. They'll talk the talk, but when the time comes, the cost/reliability will prevent any practical use. Biometrics, anyone?

  37. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...various despots place orders for thousands.

  38. Free Speech by quantaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I could see something like this having a very chilling effect of free speech.

    Think if you've ever complained about the police when talking when a friend, now think if you'd still complaining as loudly if a police officer was within earshot.

    This doesn't even have to work, a lot of people walking down the street are still going to feel nervous saying bad things about Big Brother if they feel Big Brother is actually listening.

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  39. I for one knew the revolution would be televised by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I just didn't know that our lip-reading overlords would be having the deaf hold down the masses yearning to be free from the tyranny we live under.

    Good thing I talk in ancient Aramaic with some Swahili words thrown in ... that will take them a while to figure out ...

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  40. creating the mobscene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here's a simple solution:

    flash mobs.

    if every couple of days a few thousand people all said the same trigger words at the same time this technology would quickly be useless.

  41. Profanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deaf people / lip readers have a hard time figuring out if you said "Vacuum" or "FuckYou". What will software do?

    1. Re:Profanity by p!ssa · · Score: 1

      open the airlock.

  42. Supreme Court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the problem is obvious when there are only seven supreme court justices and over five hundred congressional members.

    If they increase the Supreme Court to nine justices, that will improve the ratio.

  43. Do they really work? by nikanj · · Score: 1

    Remember the state of the art in speech recognition? From what I've gathered, reading lips is a lot harder than listening to a person talk. So does this have any chances of working with the technology that we have today?

  44. 50% Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like those US Civil War types with the long, bushy mustaches were ahead of their time.

  45. It's all about funding by Flying+pig · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In the US you have endless proposals for blue sky research projects that "might" in 20 years or so lead to something that "might" have a military application. Didn't the DoD even spend money on psychics not so long ago?

    Here we don't have big slush funds. (The Govt. can endlessly waste public money on hopeless IT projects, but that's different.) So University lecturers, especially ones from not terribly good universities (have you ever been to Norwich? Don't.), have to try and invent other ways to get funding. Since the Govt. is obsessed with finding terrorists before they manage to get the gunpowder under Parliament again, one way to get funding for a visual recognition project is to suggest it can be used for lipreading terrorists in shopping centres. Of course it won't work, but hopefully by then the guy will have written a few papers and moved a bit up the academic pecking order. And good luck to him. British Government policy with universities basically involves being nice to Oxford, Cambridge, Imperial and UCL and stuff the rest. (No, I'm not bitter. My family has degress from 3 of the 4. But I do recognise that it's not a good or fair system)

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  46. hattery by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm homeless. I can't afford a tinfoil hat.

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    1. Re:hattery by zrobotics · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're homeless, then by all means, go mug someone. I hear that's all homeless people are interested in. They tell me that they're just too lazy to get a real job, and it's all their fault. -end sarcasm--

      You could also try selling your computer, eh?

  47. Heheh, A.E. Van Vogt warned us! by m3talocasnica · · Score: 1

    Back in 2003, such a thing seemed to be an "Unrealistic portrait of a dark future", according to one of the reviewers of A.E. Van Vogt's "Computerworld" on the Amazon site: Check it out

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  48. 2001 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

  49. Missing option: gait detection by parvenu74 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the most interesting and disturbing development in surveillance is gait detection systems. While a disguise will prevent facial recognition from working, and not saying anything will prevent lip reading from doing its job, there are systems being tested and deployed that can identify an individual by the way they walk (their gait). There are so many ways to positively identify people that implantable chips won't be necessary before long.

    1. Re:Missing option: gait detection by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      And anyone can fake a limp. Especially one that changes every few blocks so they can't easily be "spotted" by their gait. It's another fruitless effort for "security" that will do nothing except take away your rights.

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    2. Re:Missing option: gait detection by parvenu74 · · Score: 1

      Sure, now that you know about gait detection you know that you will have to spoof it should the need ever arise. Did you know that prior reading about it here? Chances are, very few people know about it.

    3. Re:Missing option: gait detection by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Anyone trained in espionage, or counter espionage knows about gait detection. That definitely limits the numbers who did, but it's also a pretty common thing in espionage books, so it's not very difficult. And considering the number of people who've told me, "I knew it was you by the way you walk" it's not like it was that far out of the realm of common sense.

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  50. It's a well known fact... by Cathoderoytube · · Score: 1

    It's a well known fact that 98% of all crimes are planned outside in broad daylight. It's also well known by authorities that criminals all refer to eachother by the various unsolved crimes they've committed. It's ALSO a well known fact that when committing crimes criminals like to yell their name and address.

    These lip reading cameras are the best things to come along in law enforcement since beating a confession out of a suspect!

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  51. It's a scam by DeafScribe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If the UK goes forward with this scheme, they're getting scammed. I know, from research and real-world experience with people with intensive speech-reading training, that lipreading will yield, at most, about 25% of speech. There are simply too many words that look alike or resist analysis to grasp more than that. You can fill in some of the blanks by the situational context, body language and residual hearing, if there is any. But frankly I see this as an effort to take advantage of gullible government agencies by touting a gee-whiz technological solution that won't work.

    1. Re:It's a scam by techno-vampire · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've some hearing loss, and recently took a series of classes on coping with it. Part of it was experimenting with lip reading. Not only do many words look similar, letters formed mostly with the tongue look identical. Look in the mirror, sometime, and say the letters t, c, g and z, and try to tell which one is which. You can't. Now, imagine security droids looking at what the computer thinks somebody is saying and taking it as the literal truth because, as we all know, computers never lie. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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    2. Re:It's a scam by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know, from research and real-world experience with people with intensive speech-reading training, that lipreading will yield, at most, about 25% of speech.

      I know someone who is deaf and who is a Japanese/American linguistics student. They say that many languages are impossible to lip-read, including Japanese.

      And by 'impossible' they do mean 'not possible', as in there is no way to tell from the movements of the mouth what the person is saying.

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    3. Re:It's a scam by asninn · · Score: 1

      I can't tell "t" and "c" apart this way, but "g" does look different, and so does "z" (although that's probably because I say "zed" instead of "zee").

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    4. Re:It's a scam by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Instead of just saying the letters, try saying words with them. As an example, try having somebody say the words "ton" and "gun," without their voice and see if you can tell them apart. You can also try "goo" and "zoo."

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  52. Huge Financial Investment by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

    Not only will all of these systems rack up costs in implementation, but imagine the administrative and logistical nightmare. Forgetting maintenance (hardward and software) and all, the investment in manpower will be a nightmare. Who is going to respond to what situation? What deems a situation? What requires sirens, what doesnt? How do you handle the situation... automatic detention pending investigation? Who do I sue when I spend a night in jail for telling my friend I want to blow up my car because it has so many problems? How is information logged and accessed? Is it public or private? Who watches the watchers? Who do business's sue when the police roll out and make a scene, thus hurting your business?

    I cannot see this ever happening for two reasons. First, eventually the people will stop the recession of their rights - otherwise they deserve what they will get. Second, the system will prove impossible to run for all the reasons above, and many more. Remember, the day you wake up, look at the calendar and see you are living in 1984, you will have not a single person to blame except yourself.

  53. Mods on crack? by Sapphon · · Score: 1

    Woah, Insightful? Did you go for "Funny" and trip? Feel bad that jokes don't boost karma? Or do we really have mods that reckon pikeys are all crooks... based on the movie "Snatch".

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  54. So how will this work? by Irvu · · Score: 1

    Will they wait until you are identified as a terrorist and then "switch on the lip-reading feature? Will they have it store all readings on the fly and then go back to analyze them once something bad has happened? Will they "mine" this data on the fly looking for key phrases as they are spoken by some would-be criminal looking at the camera (James Bond style)? Or will they simply use such recognition tech after the fact when viewing or reviewing selected portions of video?

    My money would be on the latter but I fail to see how this is either a) a real big "Gee whiz" or b) likely to impact their investigations much.

    From what I know of present tech the lip readings are unlikely to be that accurate. Cutting edge tech on speech to text is not all that robust and that is processing the actual audio, you know ... speech, while the lip reading would be far worse. Consider the problem of alternate interpretations like this look at someone's lips with your ears covered and ask them to say several random sentences using words like 'gun', 'run', 'ghunga din', 'bomb', 'attack', etc. Now imagine doing that in poor lighting conditions from an angle well above them and some distance away. Now consider that you have no idea what the other words were and thus little to narrow the search space. If you assume that the words fit some pattern of 'terrorist speech' then you may get a 'match' but that is a big assumption to make and one that is unlikely to yield much useful info especially if it required detailed analysis by one person.

    So when you couple that problem with the ongoing question of whether these cameras ever help to prevent and deter crimes or only seem to be useful in producing evidence once criminals have already been caught or crimes already committed then it begs the question as to whether this will help, hurt (by producing false 'evidence' and wasting police time and implicating good people), or do nothing at all.

    Given that I find it unlikely any of the tube bombers were dumb enough to spell out their plans while staring at a camera I suspect it will be one of the latter two.

  55. Mod Parent Up! by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    I mean, sure, lots of people made the connection with HAL 9000, but this post actually got the quote right. "Open the pod bay doors" came after the lipreading scene.

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    1. Re:Mod Parent Up! by freedomlinux · · Score: 1

      True, just wait for the talking cameras and lip-reading cameras to pair up...
      "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that."
      Talk about surrealism... but why do you care if your are doing nothing illegal?

  56. In other news : British Government to set up - by unity100 · · Score: 1

    listening outposts up in their citizens' butts. A ministry of internal affairs spokesman said that it was a surefire way to know what passes inside citizens' personal worlds. Spokesman dismissed allegations about the method invading citizens' privacy as being "Ridiculous".

  57. Talking cameras by Virak · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nothing quite says "we're watching you" like a camera that actually says "we're watching you".

    1. Re:Talking cameras by pppppppman · · Score: 1

      What I'd like to see is both cameras built into one, with some text-to-speech software. Imagine the mall filled with cameras that yell what they are all seeing? Sounds like an art project... and a lot of gibberish

  58. Actually Klingon! by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

    I was always wondering if we would ever find a need for a language like Klingon... I think we might have found one...

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    "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    1. Re:Actually Klingon! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I was always wondering if we would ever find a need for a language like Klingon... I think we might have found one...

      Oh, yeah, the CS geeks who implemented this system would never have stayed up all night to add Klingon recognition. ;)

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    2. Re:Actually Klingon! by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 1

      Esperanto might be better. It's got a better vocabulary.

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  59. So when are they changing the name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...from "United Kingdom" to "Airstrip One"?

    That and starting up the purges is pretty much all they've got left to do over there.

  60. Man, Many Big Problems by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1
    1. I'd be willing to bet a lot of money these lip-reading cameras don't speak Arabic. Yes, I know, not all terrorists are Arabs, but enough terrorists are Arabs that they are going to miss out on a ton.
    2. Won't be able to determine tone of voice. How can you tell if I'm saying "Let's bomb Buckingham palace!" or "<sarcasm>Let's bomb Buckingham palace!&lt/sarcasm>"?
    3. Lip reading is damn hard. Look in a mirror. Say, "All of you." Now say, "I love you." The meaning couldn't be more different... Could you tell the difference just by looking at your mouth? Would you trust a computer to tell the difference?
    4. Accents: I can think of 8 different English accents in England, alone.
    5. Dialects: "Fancy a fag?" means something very different in the US vs. the UK.
    6. Waaaaaay too much data. If you had the raw data of every single outdoor conversation in the UK for a week, how would you write the algorithm to find the threat? How about in real time? How about with no false positives? Good luck.

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  61. Expectation of privacy by Miseph · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, who, exactly, has an expectation of privacy when they're in public? Yeah, yeah, surveillance bad, privacy good, rah rah rah, but seriously, if you don't want your business to be public, then keep it in private.

    Either that, or talk about incredibly private things that are virtually guaranteed to make whatever poor schlub is reading the transcripts incredibly uncomfortable. Or say things that are so unbelievably suspicious that they'll have no choice to investigate, and when it turns out to be complete fabrication remind them it was their ill-conceived idea to read your lips in the first place.

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    1. Re:Expectation of privacy by Travelsonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "No" expectation of privacy is a far cry from it being ok to basically stalk people and pry into their lives that way, and too many people who carry the tagline about expectation of privacy, in my opinion at least, ar (intentionally or not) using a red herring to distract from the real problems raised.

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  62. does it matter by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    This must be more of a scare tactic than anything else. We all know facial recognition is less than perfect and have seen several tests in public places fail to recognize any bad guys. I have to believe lip reading is much more difficult that facial recognition. Therefore, this should be totally ineffective for the next decade or two.

    If the systems doesn't work, then does it really matter?

    1. Re:does it matter by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      Because apathy like that leads to the inactiveness that allows for the technology to flourish inapropriately in the first place.

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  63. In case you are wondering . . . by LandruBek · · Score: 1

    To those who are confused: it might help to read this.

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  64. Mind Reading by dlhm · · Score: 1

    Just combine this with the mind reading technic in a cnn-tech article and we might have a Minority Report.

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  65. Not a Better Solution by u8i9o0 · · Score: 1

    Train yourself to talk like out-of-synch karate movies...
    That will only attract more attention in that they'll want to know why you're yelling in Chinese. Especially when they discover that your lunch is going to "eat your fingers off". :)
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  66. one word by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    ventriloquism.

    It'll be the new thing. All those kids that got their asses kicked in grade school will now be heros.

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  67. The (Small) Up Side..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Now, the camera operator will hear what I'm saying when I say "Fuck Big Brother" to the camera.

    Seriously, we are having our privacy reduced to only whatever is enclosed within our skin.

    The solution to reducing crime is not to punish everyone by putting them under constant surveillance and making them legally liable for defending themselves. The answer to reducing crime is to train police better, giving them less paperwork, giving victims more rights, and taking away rights from criminals during the commission of their crime.

    One of the problems, especially here in California, is that if you hurt a criminal in the act of robbing/assaulting you, they can sue you and take you for everything you are worth. We need to give the police better training and less paperwork, and victims a thick legal sheild from criminals and their families who are unhappy with reaping the consequences of the crimial committing crimes.

    I hate it here in Kalifornia. You have to think about how you could get into trouble by defending yourself from a violent criminal before you actually begin to defend yourself. In a crimes, you have to defend yourself FROM THE CRIMINAL during the commission of the home invasion, and then IN COURT when he or his family sues you when you put two shots into him.

    If you don't want to put yourself in danger and suffer pain and/or death by committing a crime, then don't committ the crime. If criminals knew they could not sue the homeowner who shot or beat them while they committed their crime, then I'll bet crime would go down.

    This is such a fucked up state. I SHOULD have the right to defend myself from criminals without having to worry about defending myself in court, but I don't. The criminals have more rights than the victims.

    In California, criminals sue YOU!!!

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  68. Ventriloquism by turgid · · Score: 1

    So, they're outlawing ventriloquism? They're criminalising Orville?

  69. Infowar == kookery by Bogtha · · Score: 4, Informative

    Please, why are you linking to kooks like Infowar? Here is the original article, which they conveniently don't link to. Compare and contrast. Infowar:

    Imagine a place where if you say something considered by the authorities to be suspicious a team of agents is dispatched to your location to detain and question you.

    Of course, the lip reading technology isn't even in existence yet, let alone any kind of government plan to use it or secret police squad. From the original article:

    Richard Harvey, a senior lecturer in computer vision at the University of East Anglia in Norwich, England, is embarking on a three-year project that will collect lip-reading data.

    It's just hype to promote a new research project. Infowar seeks out anything that can possibly be used for bad purposes, and spins it out of all recognition. It's a site run by a paranoid kook, not a legitimate news source.

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    1. Re:Infowar == kookery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because of course the legitimate news sources aren't run by intelligent teams of paranoid kooks waging an information propaganda war in the hope of having everyone inferior to themselves believe by means of suggestion and inversion that there isn't a war going on and that we shouldn't be afraid?

  70. Evil Ventriloquist Masterminds by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, I admit I just wanted to use that subject line. But it does seem rather quaint that it'll be Scarface who winds up toppling the British Crown now.

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  71. Protest... by Fritz+Benwalla · · Score: 1

    Or at the very least I'd like to see a week where people walk around public areas saying things like:

    "I just got this new 400mm lens and I'm going to take some pictures of Big Ben, and then a few close-ups of parliament, and then this afternoon I'm going to shoot the Queen."
    or
    "I'm glad Parliament has a visitor's gallery, I'm going to plant my bum there at 10:00, and then go off in time for lunch."

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  72. So why isn't this tagged... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "hal9001" or "spaceodyssey"?

    1. Re:So why isn't this tagged... by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

      'Cause it's HAL9000, not 9001, dur hey...

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  73. Mom != Bomb by blondieeng · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Speech reading technology is based on...human speech. It won't tell the difference between "mom" and "bomb". Just look in a mirror yourself when saying those two words. Just 30% of spoken speech is on the lips anyway so it's hard as hell to speech read anyone, and I've been doing it my entire life.
    I still can't tell if someone is saying "I love food" versus "I love you".
    Has anyone else here figured out how accurate this recognition package is right now?

    1. Re:Mom != Bomb by Faylone · · Score: 1

      Note to self: Do not mention needing to drop off mom at the local shopping mall while in the UK

    2. Re:Mom != Bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although, in my Dialect (East Sussex RPish) Mum sounds nothing like bomb, and looks nothing like it on ones lips. /Which leads me to wonder just how a system like this would cope with the hundreds of dialects across Britain?

  74. Sorry to be pedantic by joe+155 · · Score: 1

    ...but we do have a written constitution and a bill of rights - the constitution just isn't codified. We also had these Acts far longer ago than "yesterday", the bill of rights was passed in 1689. The Magna Carta was passed in 1215; this is a very old constitution

    Other than that I would say that the lack of monarchical power has caused a few issues with regards to our "elective dictatorship", but you would be a fool to think that this doesn't have popular support. This is something that /. always forgets - people really want this stuff.

    Of course if you follow Hobbes then the government is only doing its job when it does this kind of thing; the sovereign only exists to protect us, no matter how invasive this protection is...

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  75. Use them as intended by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    I'd go up to every camera I saw and HOPE they were reading my lips.

    Vacuum!

    VaaaacUUUUUM!

  76. There's only one way to be sure.... by MedBob · · Score: 0

    ...Open the pod bay doors please HAL.....

  77. I wonder ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... if all the tongue studs and lip piercings will throw off the algorithm?

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  78. Lipshitz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonder if these cameras will be able to distinguish between "God save the Queen" and "God shave the Queen"?

  79. The MASKED bandit. by k1e0x · · Score: 1

    I can see masks and bandana's becoming popular in the future.

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  80. Research Funding by parp · · Score: 1

    I have an idea to add on to cameras a listening device that can record audio of nearby people. I think this is a really neat idea that may have many crime fighting uses. Please provide 3 years of research funding for me to get some duct tape and connect a microphone to a camera.

    Seriously - why do we need lip reading cameras? Haven't we had microphones on video cameras for 50 years?

    If you are going to do lip reading, wouldn't it make more sense to do it on the video player, so you can get the audio of prerecorded video too? This would reduce cost too. I'm sure there are many fewer players than surveillance cameras

  81. A good argument for wearing a burka by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1
    With that all over your face - the camera won't be able to read your lips!

    That will confuse the morons who assume that every Muslim is a terrorist.

  82. 2 month solution.. by deviceb · · Score: 1

    mustache.

    females need hormones for at least 3 years.

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  83. I think you mean by geekoid · · Score: 1

    " As any badengineer can tell you, one revolution always gets you back to where you started."

    I know when I make a wheel, after one revolution, it is exactly 1 revolution from where it started.

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  84. Vacuum by samwichse · · Score: 1

    Vacuum!

  85. One word by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

    moustache

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  86. Immediate responses by It's+Atomic · · Score: 1

    Seem to be "thwart the cameras". And I concur. My initial ideas are: * learn a foreign language (Iraqi may not be a good one there?) * learn to sign * develop the "touch language" mentioned in Dune (Frank Herbert) - where you communicate through touching And WTF is going on in 1984 land, er I mean Britain? Is the Orwellian development accelerating there or what?

  87. Yeah, Costner! by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    "...my boat..."

    (Unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent...)

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  88. Real terrorists won't care by Professor+Fate · · Score: 1

    Real terrorists will avoid the system. What you'll get is a lot of false positives from crazy people talking to themselves while imagining they're in video game or movie scenarios.

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  89. New UK national hobby... by Thurmont · · Score: 1

    And in related news... the newest fad to be sweeping the UK is ventriloquism.

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  90. Exhuming McCarthy.... by aapold · · Score: 1

    As people become desperate to circumvent this, we will return to the Charlie McCarthy era...

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  91. Have they been watching too many movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always bugs me in the movies, where a team of people have kitted up, carted all their equipment etc. to a target site, then stand around the front gate and tell each other the plan.

    Do the UK authorities expect the terrorists to strap their bombs in place, wander into a crowded location, then stand about in front of the camera telling each other what the bomb is for?

    Come on, I know they have some kind of deficiency in their heads to contemplate blowing up themselves and other civilians, but are they really going to be stupid enough to have not discussed their plan beforehand?

  92. Re:mum != Bomb by mjwx · · Score: 1

    That wont be a problem, You see in England they can actually speak the English language correctly, Words like ain't and mom simply aren't spoken and are considered offensive. In England and most of the world, we say mum.

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  93. total recall by IwantToKeepAnon · · Score: 1

    darn! I knew that I should have patented that ugly lady mask from TR!

    Oh wait, patents are immoral .... :((

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  94. Even if MI5 did take an interest in you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they wouldn't have enough resource to do anything about it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6613885.stm

  95. queens opinion by tsdw · · Score: 1

    Okay so I don't know foreign politics (hell I barely know US politics), but what is the Queens position on this? Can she do anything about it? We may have a stupid, inept president, but you guys are getting scary 1984 scenarios. I'm not sure whats worse (and I bet they're related too)

    1. Re:queens opinion by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      No one knows the Queens position, she's apolitical (that's the whole point of the Monarchy, the're meant to stay out of Politics.) and dosn't articulate opinions on anything. In theory she still has a veto on legislation*, but I think you have to go back a couple of hundred years before you find a Monarch who used it. Should things get really bad, however, the Armed forces serve Queen and Country, not Government, so hopefully they'll be on our side when the revolution comes.

      *In theory she can also sign treaties, declare war and a few other things. In reality though the Prime Minister does these on her behalf using something called the Royal Perogative. Wikipedia has a good article on the British Constitution, it's worth a read if you're intrested

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  96. Family Guy by peterprior · · Score: 1

    Stewie: Well you have ultra sensitive hearing.. hear this..
    (Stewie mouthing to Brain)
    Stewie: Fuck You.
    Brian: I'm telling.
    Stewie: No no! I said vacuum! Vacuum!

  97. I can't believe nobody said this before. by had3z · · Score: 1

    Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer.

  98. RE: What I need now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I need now is both a tin foil hat and a mask! Go figgure.

  99. Why you should listen to your tutors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funnily enough a few weeks back for a business practice module I was dragged into the office of my tutor (a certain Richard Harvey) and asked what our ideas were.

    His verdict? 'Issuing entry cards to people would be too big-brotherish and generate a hell of a backlash'. Oh the irony :)