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Distributed.net Has Lost Some Team Association

singularity writes "According to Nugget's plan at Distributed.net, some users have lost their team affiliation. I checked mine, and sure enough I needed to join team Slashdot again. As always, you can join Slashdot.org's team after you have contributed your first blocks and have your password. "

258 comments

  1. This effects VERY VERY few by Saxton · · Score: 1

    ...some of the team joins performed during the 27-Dec to 29-Dec...

    If I need to translate, that means only if you joined a team between December 27th, and December 29th.

    Is this really big news for slashdot???

    -Saxton


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    1. Re:This effects VERY VERY few by D.+Taylor · · Score: 2

      Actually, no:

      We tried to recover
      some of the team joins performed during the 27-Dec to 29-Dec and it
      looks like our code accidently unjoined a few people from their teams.

      All joins between 27-Dec and 29-Dec were lost, because the stats db was rebuilt.
      However, when they tried to recover the lost changes
      they accidentally unjoined other people from their teams.

      Still possibly not slashdot worthy in everyones opinion, but it's about time distributed.net got another mention :)
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    2. Re:This effects VERY VERY few by Tournesol · · Score: 1



      This is not big news for /. as nugget states in his .plan at only involves a small number of people, just because Hemos got affected it made news on /., this is what i belive happened, and it does not have to be the truth.

      Tournesol
      "I might just go mad now and save sanity for later"

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  2. Do teams ultimately matter? by DrPsycho · · Score: 1
    A number of places bit the distributed.net game as a sort of platform-vs.-platform contest, feeling that showing who can bust through the most blocks somehow indicates system superiority.

    Does team affiliation matter in the end, or is the greater goal the cooperative effort of so many people as members of distributed.net?

    Does anything I say matter in the end? Probably not. Just wondering, is all. :^)

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  3. What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by slashdot-terminal · · Score: 1

    Maybe it seems naive but why are teams necessary for distributed.net or do they increase key rate processing any?

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    1. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by yist · · Score: 1

      They aren't necessary. It is supposidely more fun to work together as a team. Acts as an incentive to process those keys I guess.

    2. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cmdrtaco's decision to serve slashdot using Perl has come back to bite him in the ass. Clearly, Perl was the wrong choice. It is ill-suited for
      the needs of a dynamic, asynchronous forum environment, which slashdot aims to be but never succeeds.

      CmdrTaco, when will you scrap the old code and go with somehing better, like Java? If you can' handle java, and based on your flaky Perl
      coding, that is a good hunch, perhaps you can outsource to one of the Andover cronies.

    3. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Foogle · · Score: 2
      Well now you're just repeating yourself. If you're going to cut-and-paste, at least wait until people have forgotten the exact wording of your last post.

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    4. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Foogle · · Score: 1
      Are you boycotting Larry Wall or something? Slashdot could be a little faster, but who really cares? I think you're just trying to cause trouble.

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      "You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding."

    5. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My real problems is with the architechural design of the site. In no way should we be forced into reading several hundred thousand bytes repeatedly in order to pick up new comments. I think it is time for slashdot to start thinking about implementing the NNTP version of slashdot. Of course, they will need to scrap Perl as well.

      If CmdrTaco wants to improve this site and move it into this new millennium (and I have my doubts that he is interested), he needs to get working. This old http/html/perl method worked when there were dozens of comments, but now that even the lamest katz article solicits hundreds of comments, the site is showing its age. Perhaps CmdrTaco should pick up Udell's book that speaks to this.


      And oh, by the way....I hate Tom Christiansen. Larry is all right....weird, but all right.

    6. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Tournesol · · Score: 1


      I guess it works like this:

      people like me that love stats (and hang out in #distributed) are most likely to have a team, we put a lot of work in recruting new people (and our mothers and other relatives in RealLife(TM)) to get a higher ranking on stats.

      so if we did not have teams there would be less competition, and thus less people doing it.
      and we all know that the more people that join up (on my team) the better :)

      BTW SlicerAce is leet

      Tournesol

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    7. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by finkployd · · Score: 2

      Wow, aren't you an annoying a$$hole.

      I've got a better idea, as a form of protest, you should boycott slashdot until they see you java way :)

      Why not start up a site of your own mr 3l33t coder, then you can show cmdrtaco up at his own game.

      Finkployd

    8. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by datazone · · Score: 1

      Well sir, if you know of a better way to do it,, then do it and PROVE that its better, else STFU.
      Thank You.

      Else i will refund you the money you paid for your slashdot membership.

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    9. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are dozens of proven sites that do it better than slashdot. There are dozens of proven methodologies and techniques for doing it better. CmdrTaco refuses to try anything new because he has been bought. He has no incentive. He is merely waiting out his contract so he can be paid and split.

    10. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by finkployd · · Score: 1

      There are dozens of proven sites that do it better than slashdot.

      Then why aren't you there?

      Finkployd

    11. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by finkployd · · Score: 1

      I've found skittles to occationaly contain meaningful, but I digress.

      What insightful, constructive points have you brought up besides
      1. slashdot should completly re-write their site in another language for the sole reason that I want to them to and
      2. CmdrTaco writes bad perl code.

      Yeah, you are right. It's tough to rise to that level of insightful conversation.

      Finkployd

    12. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am "there" several times a day, as I am "here". You mistake my constructive criticisms as a personal dislike of slashdot. Reread my posts. You will find several references to "bettering" slashdot. I have never said that slashdot was not worthy of being visited. It can be made much better, however.

      Understand?

    13. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have mentioned that slashdot needs to investigate moving to a NNTP environment. It is clearly evident that the current http/html/perl model is severely flawed. Can you honest deny that?

    14. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Now you are sounding like a different person. Not the same who posted this:

      If you can' handle java, and based on your flaky Perl coding, that is a good hunch, perhaps you can outsource to one of the Andover cronies.

      If you interested in bettering /. I suggest you begin using constructive criticism (as you claim) and provide us with some reasoning behind your arguements.

      Your previous NNTP point is valid, but what is your plan, to attack cmdrtaco until he does your bidding?

      Finkployd

    15. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CmdrTaco started his little adventure by effectively communicating with us. He no longer does so. I am sure he is a busy person but he is not above listening to the folks who have made him very successful. I think his reluctance to try and change slashdot for the better is the result of complacency and the laziness-inducing effect of money. Slashdot was a better place months ago when it appeared that CmdrTaco was trying to make things better, e.g., the notorious moderation system. Even when CmdrTaco was making awful decisions, you had to admire his willingness to try and make things better.

      You would think that now that cmdrTaco doesn't have to do it all by himself that real issues could be tackled, specifically enhancing/overhauling the current interface. I can put up with it, but should that be the height of my experience; to put up with it? I want a better experience and I believe I speak for a lot of people.

    16. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by finkployd · · Score: 1

      No, and I mever have. I have taken exception with the manner in which you bring these points up.
      I personally believe PHP would be a better way of dishing up dynamic content, but I'm not going to flame ./ to make that point.

      Personally, I believe slashdot has many more pressing problems like the flooding and the story submission system.

      finkployd

    17. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by finkployd · · Score: 1

      And your point is valid, however the offensive manner you started with automatically overshadowed it. I don't know what the problem is with the group that runs this site.
      I believe I speak for a lot of people as well when I say the "crusade" to better ./ that many have taken on is severly detracting from OUR experience. It's annoying when you have to wade through ./ sucks posts to read the stuff you want. The result is, unfortunatly, many of us now read at level 2 to just get posts that are revelant to the article.

    18. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it is a point that needs to be heard. i will paste the comment into every article released by slashdot until they stop using Perl.
      You, sir, are a spammer and a loon. I hope Rob blocks your access.
    19. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You `hate' Tom Christiansen? What did he do to you? Kick you off IRC? (I hear that happened to CmdrTaco even. consider yourself privileged.)

      Your personal vendetta marks you as a nut case.

    20. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot doesn't belong to you. If you won't help, then get the fuck out of Dodge. Stop shitting on people like Rob Malda and Tom Christianson. That's no way to get your way. Put up or shut up. Put out or get out. Same diff.

    21. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a spammer. We need to track this pervert down and have the anti-spammers get medieval on his ass.

    22. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rob does not do that. That would open Rob up to liabilities that he has no interest in defending.

    23. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure he does. It's automatic. All it takes is five trolls within a half hour, and the spammer is trollblocked for a day.

    24. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never claimed to ow Slashdot, although if I were to engage in existential foreplay, i would conclude that it indeed does belong to all of us. At any rate, I think it would behoove Malda to pay attention to the concerns of his audience. If he continues to ignore us, some of us may become inspired enough to do "slashdot" the right way.

      As for putting up and shutting up, please see my post where I have addressed that gem of a comment.

    25. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate is perhaps a strong word. Suffice it to say that I do not enjoy Tom's personality. I am not in the minority in voicing that opinion. Tom has never kicked me off IRC. Tom would never be in a position to exert authority over me.

    26. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much did the thesaurus cost you, kiddie?

    27. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "behoove"? "existential"? I didn't know they still handed out fifth-grade wordlists.

    28. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Authority over you"? Spoken like a true high school kiddie.

      You really need to see someone about your hate complex. It's destroying you.

    29. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that you mention it, the "authority over him" thing *does* sound like some pederast's military boarding school.

    30. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Not in the minority"? Yeah, whatever you say fuckwit. I'm sure Tom's friends all hate him too. There are about two dozen of us on IRC who still miss him when people like you drove him away.

    31. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tom's about 10x more fun as a dinner/drinking companion than Richard Stallman. I know. I've gone out with them both at Cons, although of course separately. I didn't want them to explode.

    32. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were on dates with both rms and tchrist!? Ewe!

    33. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a date, you freak. Just with groups of hackers at restaurants and pubs.

    34. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank God. I was afraid that Stallman might have run the risk of reproducing.

    35. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rob does not do that. Moderators do that. Therefore Rob is not liable. Do you understand the distinction?

    36. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do I know what liable is? Yes. I also know what libel is, and realize that that's why you haven't got the balls to sign your name.

    37. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not own a Thesaurus.

    38. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure they still do hand out 5th grade wordlists, probably in 5th grade classrooms. I have not been in a 5th grade classroom for years. I am sorry that you have lowered yourself to attacking my choice of words rather than the content of the post.

    39. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then stop acting like it.

    40. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You talk pretty big. We're still waiting for your code.

    41. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have personally not stepped foot in a high school in years. I'm not sure how you have become an expert on high school discourse. Would you care to enlighten us all ?

      I don't have a hate complex. If you were paying attention, I actually admitted that hatred was too severe a term and that I do not hate Tom. You should try and read the posts that you respond to.

    42. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You respond too slowly. You bore me. Perhaps you could code up a java bot to answer for you.

    43. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then perhaps you should stop libelling your betters.

    44. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never been on an IRC channel that Tom participated on. My feelings for Tom were reached from other indirect contact with him. I am in awe that there are people who actually enjoyed Tom's "company".

    45. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Addendum: The reason you can't respond as fast is because you're too stupid to know how to check for new articles without downloading "hundreds of kilobytes". Stupidity is its own punishment. Isn't it fun? :-)

    46. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What leads you to the conclusion that I am a pervert? I am puzzled. Please help me understand.

    47. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, more libel? It's so quaint that you choose to attack one individual like this. Perhaps you should look into obsession-compulsion treatments. Who did you use to obsess on before Tom came into your life and made you whole?

    48. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Feelings for Tom"? Get a fucking hotel room.

    49. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a pervert because you are perverting the purpose of Slashdot's having separate articles by dragging your infuckingsane jihad against slashdot and vendetta against tchrist into every fucking article. That's why you're a pervert.

    50. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how one acts like they own a Thesaurus. I merely express my opinions.

    51. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please try to use small words. When you use big ones, you are just as bad as Tom. Stop putting on airs.

    52. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By using big words to impress people. Use small words.

    53. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The code to improve slashdot is trivial. The change in mindset needed at slashdot is the more substantial challenge.

    54. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The code to improve slashdot is trivial? Oh, that's precious. LET'S SEE YOUR TRIVIAL CODE, BIG TALKER.

    55. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You responded to the wrong person. It is I you actually wanted to belittle. You actually denigrated someone on your side. You need to stop and read the posts carefully before responding in order to avoid these embarrassing situations.

    56. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can I know? I know what postings are mine, and what aren't. There is only self and other.

    57. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come to #perl on IRC. We will eat your lunch, arrogant prick.

    58. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do not project your inadequacies upon me. You have the right to worship Tom Christiansen all you want, but don't make the mistake of assuming that one individual is better than another. I think you need a boost to your self esteem.

    59. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not obsess on Tom. I mentioned that I do not like Tom. Is that your definition of obsession?

    60. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The day that I'm 1/10 the coder that tchrist is will be the day that I whoop your ass in a programming contest.

    61. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not surprised that one of you folks would take the low road here. Do you usually fantacize about homosexual activity?

    62. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No more than you do.

    63. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with fantasizing about homosexual activity? And what is "fantacize"? Maybe you need a dictionary after all.

    64. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I see. Thank you for your explanation. I don't agree, you understand, but I appreciate your attempt to explain your thoughts.

    65. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing wrong with it. I dream about lesbian sex all the time. :-)

    66. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may or may not make you a pervert. Are you a dyke?

    67. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. I'm a guy, not a dyke. Does that mean my lesbian fantasies make me a perv?

    68. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're a man with lesbian fantasies, you're no perv--you're normal.

    69. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold on. Does that mean it's not perverse for a chick to fantasize about two guys making out?

    70. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just asked my girlfriend your question, who's annoyed I'm still on. She said: "Not if they're Jude Law and Matt Damon". I don't think I want to know. :-)

    71. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry that you have fallen victim to Tom's obsessive self-promoting hype. Tom's coding skills, to paraphrase a truly impressive man, are greatly exaggerated.

    72. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would I waste my time on an irc channel devoted to a dead language. I have better ways to spend my time. Thank you, but I wil have to decline your offer.

    73. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do we care what Richard thinks? :-(

    74. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. Then you shouldn't be afraid to compete with him.

    75. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might we please see some specimens of this `obsessive self-promoting hype'? Or are you just talking out of your ass again?

    76. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      `Dead language'? Coward. Liar. The proof is all around you. If you're such hot shit, find a perl wizard and try to outcode him.

    77. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a genlteman at work who thinks Perl is the answer to everything. He is a buffoon. I don't even consider him a programmer. He's a shell scripter.

    78. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's that arrogance again. "Shell scripting" is a form of programming. You need to spend more time understanding Turing.

    79. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C++ is programming. Java is scripting. End of story.

    80. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can know by following the flow of the discussion and using your comprehension skills to discern which posts would most likely be attributable to me. It's not that difficult. Most of us are very successful.

    81. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have no problems with having a coding contest with Tom Christiansen. He does not impress me at all. I actually would delight in exposing your god as the fraud he is.

    82. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you jest. Oh, I see. You have Java confused with Javascript. It's understandable. Netscape attemtped to ride the coattails of java but they were unsuccessful. Perl is about as dead as javascript.

    83. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not my God, and he's hardly a fraud. Do you have post something that doesn't return ENOCLUE?

    84. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof by assertion. Love it. You really WEREN'T a Math/CS major, were you? Perl is ubiquitous. Don't get your hopes up with your FUD. Remember: Fortran was pronounced 20 years ago, too.

    85. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh good. Why don't you code up your slashspam script in Java and have Tom do the same in Perl? Then let us all look. This will be fun.

    86. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try not posting as AC. bitch.

    87. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by pope+nihil · · Score: 1

      perl creates huge executables. it's disgusting. give me C++ anyday of the week.

    88. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a sadly ignorant statement.

    89. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by pope+nihil · · Score: 1

      why is it ignorant? i ran perlcc on a very basic program and it was 500k. the same program in C++ was 12k.

    90. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EEK! Why would you do such a stupid thing! That's not a perl program. That's the perl compiler's linked in as well, you know. The program itself is no bigger than your original. Of course, you can also link to libperl.so and not have anything to speak of. You don't seem to understand what Perl is good at, or why comparing it to C++ is risible in the extreme.

    91. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by finkployd · · Score: 2

      If he continues to ignore us, some of us may become inspired enough to do "slashdot" the right way.

      This is my usual suggestion to people who bitch about slashdot. The MAJORITY of people here enjoy this site the way it is, sure there are some cosmetic improvements that could be made, but most of us are happy for the forum that is provided for us, free of charge.
      The owners of this site are right not to bow down to a vocal minority, especially when that vocal minority constantly floods the forum, posts rambling complaints without solutions, and sersonally attacks the owners and users of this site.

      I'm not saying you are doing all of this, but this is the company you are being grouped in with. Unless the "slashdot reformers" learn to grow up, they will not effect change at all.

      Finkployd

    92. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by drewpt · · Score: 1

      Wow, impressive.

      The guy that everyone is bashing on, actually has a valid point.

      Slashdot has gone down hill in the last year. I used to enjoy coming here to see what's going on, but now it's just a waste of time.

      I find myself checking this site fewer and fewer times each week.

      Let's face it, open forums with anonymity causes chaos. Every environment needs some sort of order to it, and slashdot has none.

      (Yes, my threshold is set to 1, and I still read a bunch of crap. Setting it to 2 just makes the threads incohesive.)

    93. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

      "As bad as.." ?

      What a tragic state you have come to, in the United States, if you think proper litterate discourse is "putting on airs." Or this just another EyeDeeTenTee error?

      I'm glad this AC is allowed to express his opinion, and I'm glad he has some education of the litterary sort. If you don't want to see him, get an account and increase your browse level.
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    94. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what the AC has in mind, but I've always liked Phorum.
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    95. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

      Behave...
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    96. Re:What is the need for teams to reach the goal? by seanb · · Score: 1

      If he continues to ignore us, some of us may become inspired enough to do "slashdot" the right way.

      Some people already have worked on rebuilding a Slashdot-like engine from scratch. Take a good look at squishdot. Squishdot is not implemented in Perl (good for quick hacks, ideal for small text processing jobs, unweildy for much else) or Java (bondage and discipline language far too platform dependant ("write once run anywhere" - on a few select platforms)) but instead in Python (not very fast at run-time, but development is fast and code is readable).

  4. What does slashdot's perl coding intersect this. by slashdot-terminal · · Score: 2

    I can't see how the perl code for slashdot intersects this topic in the fact that maybe they both use perl.

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  5. I stand corrected by Saxton · · Score: 1

    D. Taylor - Whoops, thanks for the correction... much appreciated.

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  6. More important news by Armin+Lenz · · Score: 2

    Well I guess it is more important news than DCypher.Net bringing out clients for Linux and FreeBSD for the new Gamma Flux distributed computing project. That one was rejected twice.

    *sarcasm off*

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    1. Re:More important news by Mike1 · · Score: 1

      I have three questions.

      I was wondering, are the stats for RC5 messed up? I noticed in nuggets plan that they had problems and now they are saying that the issues are resolved?

      Why did d.net decide to compete in csc? Do they need the money do to financial problems or some other reason?

      One last thing, I'm just curious why slashdot posts d.net issues and announcements but will not post anything regarding Dcypher.Net? That just does not seem objective. It makes me wonder what other type of information we are not finding out about.

    2. Re:More important news by Daa · · Score: 1

      we decided to do CSC right after it was announced, As a "quickie" contest to give d.net a nice short term objective, We would like to continue doing short ( 3 month) projects to allow for some variety and to appeal to differnt folks. we don't need money, as d,net will get at most 2000euros ( unless d.net is picked at the charity, in which case the d.net get 6000 and the #2 charity gets 2000). As you can see at http://www.distributed.net/legal/ledger.html we are not hurting at all for money.

      Next up is OGR ( optimal Golumb Rulers) and ECC ( elliptic curve Crypto), and we are looking at a couple of other projects including working with GIMPS

    3. Re:More important news by Decibel · · Score: 1

      We're not aware of any current issues with RC5 or CSC stats, other than this teams issue (teams are cross-project, so this problem will affect both RC5 and CSC stats).

      We started working on CSC not long after the contest was announced. I don't have the announcement handy, but I believe we announced we'd be working on it sometime in May or June of 1999. That announcement would probably have more details, but in a nutshell, we did CSC because it was relatively easy to add to our current network infrastructure, and because it would be a nice, quick contest that would serve as a nice break from RC5-64. Since we only keep 20% of the prize, I wouldn't say we really did it for financial reasons, not that $2k EURO is anything to sneeze at. }:8)

      As for posting Dcypher announcements, I will only mention that there have been several articles posted about Dcypher, and several articles posted about distributed.net since Dcypher opened it's doors.

      Moo!
      dB!

    4. Re:More important news by gammatron · · Score: 1

      You guys have been saying the OGR is right around the corner for a long time now. It is really starting to piss me off, because your announcement the you were going to do OGR basicly killed the existing OGR project, which probably would have been finished with 22-mark rulers by now. I just pray that you guys dont try to mess with GIMPS - the bulk of your stat-happy users will hate 6 month long work units and will probably abandon 90% of them, leaving us to sort through the mess.
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    5. Re:More important news by Greg+Hewgill · · Score: 1
      You guys have been saying the OGR is right around the corner for a long time now.
      It's true, distributed.net has been, um, somewhat slow at getting OGR going. Most of the initial work was not actually OGR-related, but reworking the d.net client to support contest types other than brute force crypto cracking. There were a lot of subtle assumptions that needed to be changed for OGR.

      The other chunk of work was the master server and proxy network - we want this to be fully automatic and not require any more work on the user's end than RC5 or CSC requires today (that is, nothing except saying "yes, I want to help with this project"). If you've ever run the original OGR client, you'll know what I'm talking about.

      Finally, the distributed.net announcement that we would be searching for OGRs did not "kill" the original OGR effort. Mark et al discontinued the search after the 23 mark ruler for various reasons unrelated to distributed.net.

      Currently, the d.net OGR client is nearly ready to go with the exception that there is an elusive bug that causes the client to hang for no apparent reason. The source code is available at http://www.distributed.net/source/ so if you'd like to try to track it down, feel free.

  7. There always has to be someone who will ask why? by slashdot-terminal · · Score: 2

    I think that most people value the reasoning of people asking why and with what means. The question that people should ask is why is this necessary and important.
    I believe it was Socrates who said that "tge unexamined life is not worth living" or some such.

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  8. Why this is not a problem! by Tournesol · · Score: 1



    If people are affected, they wont loose blocks, everything is logged, so when they rejoin their team, the unasigned blocks that where processed get assigned to the team. NO BIG DEAL!


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  9. Re:There always has to be someone who will ask why by Foogle · · Score: 2
    I think I speak for everyone reading this thread when I say, "What?"

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  10. It's the vanity quotent. by slashdot-terminal · · Score: 2

    People the world over have usually found the need for vanity wheather it be in gold or silver or in rank. Basically this reduces the team standing and allows for Billy Bo Bob's 31337 team of W2k people to get ahead.

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    1. Re:It's the vanity quotent. by Saxton · · Score: 1

      Actually, if a distributed.net ID hasn't had a team attributed to it for 3 days, then that person re-joins a team, those last 3 days go to the team they join.

      ...therefore, bringing the 31337 skript kiddi3z back down on their kn33z...

      Unless, of course, they've installed the client on every computer in their Jr. High Computer Lab.

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  11. Distributed.Net - Why? by seaportcasino · · Score: 1

    Why is this still needed? Haven't we verified that these encryptions can be broken through brute-force already? To continue doing it would seem to be wasteful exercise of cpu power, kinda like Sisypus pushing that stone up the hill, only to have it fall back down. Don't mean to upset any body, just wondering why?

  12. What is the point of this? by Tim+Behrendsen · · Score: 2

    I understand the original point was to show that 56-bit encryption wasn't enough, but RC5-64 is just not that interesting. (In fact, I could argue that this is proving that RC5-64 is more than adaquate, if they've only searched 17% of the keyspace in 2+ years of massive work).

    Why doesn't someone think up a better project for all of this computer power? Even Seti-at-home is pretty dull, since I don't really believe they know what they're looking for.

    Anyone have any better project ideas?


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    1. Re:What is the point of this? by creidieki · · Score: 1

      I think the main point is that it's better than the nothing that those cycles would otherwise be doing. Slashdot did have an article on the Casino 21 project at one point. When / if it starts up, it will use distributed clients to run climate simulations. Check it out.

    2. Re:What is the point of this? by Tournesol · · Score: 1


      Distributed net has a new project in the works, OGR

      can be found at:
      distributed.net OGR todo list

      and some good information can be found at:
      distributed.net Project OGR

      Tournesol

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    3. Re:What is the point of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      distributed.net has an Optimal Goulomb Ruler (OGR) project. It hasn't started yet, and there are no prizes, but the results of this project could actually be useful. See this page for an introduction ("Golomb rulers refer to a spacing technique that is used in a variety of areas such as astronomy (placement of antennas), xray sensing devices (placement of sensors), and myriad other fields such as data encryption.").

    4. Re:What is the point of this? by um...+Lucas · · Score: 2

      Au contraire (is that how you spell it? :)

      I think that the RC-64 project has shown that even 64 bit encryption is inadequate. The idea that a bunch of basically personal computers, workstations, and servers could put that big a dent in the keyspace in two years is not very reassuring, considering that organizations that may attempt to break it for gain are not going to be using the same machines as we've got.

      They'll be using machines built for the singular purpose of cracking keys, rather than clumsy computers, that sometimes have 100% of their CPU available to the cracking effort, but at other times may disappear for days on end. And most importantly, each cracker will be multitudes of times faster, being that everything is in silicon, rather than being processed on (mostly) x86 processors...

      But, tell me this, besides exportable browsers and other software, what applications are using 128 bits these days? Not my bank, brokerage, etc.

    5. Re:What is the point of this? by QuMa · · Score: 2

      How about gimps?

    6. Re:What is the point of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That OGR project has been 'coming soon' for so long that I wouldn't get too hopeful about ever seeing it start. Too bad, since it would be more useful than RC5 or CSC.

    7. Re:What is the point of this? by Tournesol · · Score: 1


      Distributed.net is just flexing its muscles

      and OGR will start, DCTI is looking into short term (3 months) projects for the future. so if OGR wont start then another project will be found.

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    8. Re:What is the point of this? by gammatron · · Score: 1

      yep, and their "announcement" killed the existing OGR project. Kind of like Microsoft pre-emptively announcing products to kill their competition.

      mersenne.org has lots of links to more scientifically interesting distributed projects.
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    9. Re:What is the point of this? by Tournesol · · Score: 1


      Yeah but MS has a commercial intrest

      Distributed.net has not, and whoever works on OGR only helps (OGR not being a contest but a open project that anybody can work on at any speed)

      so it really does not matter is D.net will do OGR or not. nobody can win in OGR and ther are no prize money!

      i think that says it all

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    10. Re:What is the point of this? by PurpleBob · · Score: 2

      It's a nice idea, but I prefer to see results in the same year that I join the project...
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  13. You have 2 options by barzok · · Score: 1
    1. Rewrite Slashdot in your language/tool of choice, demonstrate it can do everything /. can do and handle the load, and convince CT that your way really is better
    2. Put up or shut up. If you don't like /., why do you even come here?
    1. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually have 3 options. The third is:

      3) utilize my right to express myself and voice complaints when warranted.

      Your comments are the typical fallback of simple-minded individuals. I have no vested interest in "rewriting Slashdot in my language/tool of choice". We already have a slashdot. We don't need another one. We just need a better one. CmdrTaco has talked about an NNTP version for quite some time, but no progress or updates have been made.

      Also, telling someone to "shut up or put up" is so juvenile that I won't even bother eviscerating you for lowering yourself to that level.

    2. Re:You have 2 options by finkployd · · Score: 2

      Actually, when you are a lone (and powerless) voice in someone else's large forum, put up or shut up is a perfectly valid point.

      If you don't like the language too bad, you are just going to piss people off here and get moderated down for every whiny "java is great, woohoo!" post you make.

      If you are interested in making slashdot better, contribute intelligent discussion.

      Finkployd

      ps. If you really are interested in convincing Malda to see your point of view, perhaps you should use a less insulting tone. These are the kind of things you learn after junior high.

    3. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not the lone voice. Others hate slashdot's current incarnation. Put up or shut up is never a valid consideration. It might be the type of advice that a closed-minded individual like yourself dispenses, but I am not like you. I actually enjoy dissenting debate.

    4. Re:You have 2 options by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Simply calling people closed minded in a debate does not help your case in any way.

      My advice is to attempt to intelligently bring about change.

      Whining about perl and attacking Malda and co. in every article is akin to spraypainting "clinton sucks" on a freeway overpass. You might be right, but you show yourself to be incapable of expressing yourself effectivly, and you annoy people along the way. Not to mention that it is not going improve slashdot at all, it only makes is worse.

      Finkployd

    5. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope that I have seeded the debate and that others will take it up and further the points I have made. Perhaps I am not the person who will ultimatly influence Malda, but I hope my voice is heard by someone who will.

    6. Re:You have 2 options by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are right, but I hope you see that posting flames in every article is going to hurt slashdot while you are trying to help it.
      Simply toning down the rant and adding facts to back up your arguement will go a long way to help bring about intelligent discussion, if you must post in every story.

    7. Re:You have 2 options by Wakkow · · Score: 1

      It might just be me, but I find it very difficult to listen to an Anonymous Coward.. I'm sure much of the /. community agrees with me.. Your points seem valid, but posting it under a story about distributed.net as an Anonymous Coward makes much of the /. take your posts less seriously. Just my opinion..

      Daniel

    8. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen, Spammie baby, I don't know how the fuck Perl raped your lily white ass, but just because you're so incompetent a programmer that you can't tell the difference between protocols, programming language, and fundamental software design and engineering doesn't give you a right to spam every fucking article on slashdot. Get the bloody fuck out of here. I hope Malda cancels your IP connectability.

    9. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a force for destruction. I hope you never get that blow job you keep asking malda and tchrist for. Die, spammer, die!

    10. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't have the balls to attack people like Rob and Tom and all the rest of us with his name attached to it. He is the worst of cowards. May his name be written in shit.

    11. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is ironic that you call me a spammer and yet you offer us your worthless comment. Amusing to say the least.

    12. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty sad how desperate your are attention. Most of us outgrow that when we get potty trained. Your shotgun spamming is pathetically obvious. Please try to get your validation somewhere else.

    13. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How ironic that you accuse me of cowardice by refusing to attach my name to my posts, and yet you engage in the same yellow tactic. Amusing. I am not sure what you mean about writing my name in shit. Are you alluding to something that is funny? I couldn't tell.

    14. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see what Asians have to do with this. Hey, SPAMBOT, there's a new article. GO FUCKING SPAM THEM NOW!

    15. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've already discussed this issues privately and cordially with Rob. I've given him my ideas and analyses, and I've offered to do the code. I don't have to give anything to whiney noncoders who have nothing better to do than to bitch. You are a squeaky wheel. Grease yourself!

    16. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry you feel that way. Why you have assumed that my ass is lily white is beyond me.

      As I have mentioned, and as Rob has mentioned previously, he does not engage in IP banning. He does do so temporarily but not on a permanent basis. I don't think I have said anything that would warrant such banning. I guess avoidance of the issue is how you handle debates with which you disagree. How sad and unilluminating.

    17. Re:You have 2 options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are spamming every fucking article with OFFTOPIC METADISCUSSION! You are inherently evil. Fuck you.

    18. Re:You have 2 options by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

      akin to spraypainting "clinton sucks"

      I thought we all agreed it was Lewinski doing the sucking. At least, that's what I got from the findings of fact..
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    19. Re:You have 2 options by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

      Am I the only one finding this "Battle of the ACs -- No Holds Barred!" thread hillarious!?
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  14. Sure it matters by spaceorb · · Score: 1

    Because people are so religious about their platform, this offers them a superficial way of proving it. The end result is that more people will probably join in, and more blocks will be completed.

    1. Re:Sure it matters by um...+Lucas · · Score: 2

      If anyone even dares to about it that way, let me know... all it shows is what platforms are popular among supporters of distributed.net.

      If it showed anything else according to the real world, you'd see Windows machines dwarfing all others, for the simple fact that there's huge numbrs of them.... Macs would come in second, with linux having just made a huge run up to the #3 spot...

      That's not what it shows, though... So I don't think that anything beyond platform popularity of distibuted's audience can be statistcally relevant.

    2. Re:Sure it matters by ufdraco · · Score: 1
      If it showed anything else according to the real world, you'd see Windows machines dwarfing all others, for the simple fact that there's huge numbrs of them.... Macs would come in second, with linux having just made a huge run up to the #3 spot...

      Not quite, if you go to http://stats.distributed.net/csc/os.html, you will see that while windows is indeed first, linux is #2, with the Mac at #5. But this is just the CSC contest--and csc cores have only really come out rather recently for the Mac (I think), so the numbers may be skewed. But the fact that the Mac is on there at all doesn't lend too much credence to that argument, especially given the margin between them.

      Now if only they would run the Platform/OS analysis for RC5... :-)

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  15. Re:LINUX SUCKS!!! by finkployd · · Score: 1

    Another ZDNet editor finds slashdot...

    Finkployd

  16. No technical backup & the need to argue ad hominem by Jeff+Mahoney · · Score: 1

    One thing you haven't done is demonstrate the technical merits Java might have over Perl.

    They are both interpreted languages - Perl compiles scripts into byte code just before execution just as Java does.

    From what I've seen, Java just adds more bloat and bugs to anything it touches.

    I think the major problem here is you see something *you* don't like. Despite the fact that many other thousands of users are quite happy with it, you feel the need to whine about it in a manner that causes annoyance - and ADDS to the the ``hundreds of thousands of bytes'' you must download.

    Further, without a hint of irony, you call your detractors ``juvinile''. A quick lession: Attacking the author instead of the issue only makes your point look foolish. Ad Hominem tactics never get you anywhere.

    In my own defense for attacking the author in this case - the authors credibility is now the topic at hand.

    If you're so intent on ``utilizing your right to express yourself'', why do you insist on hiding behind a mask of anonymity?

    -Jeff

  17. CSC project??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    dist.net has exhausted 89% of the keyspace in the CSC project. This means that either 1)we will find the key in less than five days or, more likely, 2) the key was missed due to an error in client code. If 2) is what actually happened, this will be a major detractor from dist.net as the project will have been a failure, and we will need to re-check the keyspace from the beginning. D'oh!

    1. Re:CSC project??? by Tournesol · · Score: 2


      In DES-I we reached more than 90% of the keyspace, and still found the key


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  18. Sybase ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is d.net still using Sybase ?

    1. Re:Sybase ? by Daa · · Score: 1

      Yes Sybase ASE for Linux on a Linux box

  19. Re:No technical backup & the need to argue ad homi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the slashdot "engine" can be bettered. Because you are content does not mean that I am wrong. I represent the group of people striving to move forward in the world. You represent the archie bunker's of the world; fat ass lazy people content to let other's dictate how they see the world. I would like to see slashdot better serve us. That's all I'm asking for.

    Anonymity has nothing to do with the merits of a particular post. Your post is affiliated with your user name. What inherent value does your user name add to your post? Nothing. You are merely reciting the same banal drivel uttered by others. Try thinking before posting.

  20. I think it only affects team joins from 12/30 by Decibel · · Score: 3

    I havn't had a chance to talk to Nugget yet, so I don't know what he saw or what reports he had, but I think that what happened is that all team joins for Dec. 30 were lost. Unfortunatly, we had no way to recover those, so anyone who joined a team or changed their team affiliation on Dec. 30 would be affected. IIRC, we saw about 10 people from Dec. 26-Dec. 29 who changed their teams, so this will probably affect only a very, very small number of people. Since I havn't talked to Nugget yet, there could be something else going on that I'm not aware of though.

    As others have pointed out, no blocks have been lost, and if you weren't on a team before, your blocks will all get assigned when you join the team of your choice (part of the nightly statsrun assigns any blocks for a given participant with a team ID of 0 to that participant's current team, assuming that their current team isn't 0).

    Sorry for the confusion. As other's have mentioned this really isn't a big deal. Of course, it never hurts to get mentioned on /. }:8)

    dB!
    decibel@distributed.net

    1. Re:I think it only affects team joins from 12/30 by singularity · · Score: 1

      I originally posted the comment in question because my original join of Team Slashdot was made months ago (if not a year ago) and was lost. There may be more team-association losses than Decibel thinks.

      My account has been active 534 days (although that includes two retired accounts, the most recent account retired about six months ago, at least).

      If I had thought it was just people for a couple of days in Decemeber, I never would have submitted. But my experience leads me to believe that it is more that just that.

      And it never hurts to check and make sure you are on the team you think you are.

      In answer to some of the questions I see on here:
      No, joining a team in no way effects how quickly we crack keys. But isn't it nice to see Team Slashdot at the top of the overall rankings? I believe thatis how I first heard of Slashdot in the first place.

      You have a choice of many contests to run in. Distributed.net RC5 cracking is just one. But just because you do not run the client (or hate the idea of it) does not mean that others do not. Lay off a bit.

      I am runnning RC5 because the most recent version of the MacOS client does not want to see both of my processors no matter what I do. The old one does, and runs RC5 faster anyway.

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  21. Again with the personal attacks... by Jeff+Mahoney · · Score: 1

    My posting using my username shows that I believe enough in what I say to put my name behind it. It shows that enough thought has been put into it that I'm willing to stake my reputation behind it.

    Your remarks are nothing but inflammatory drivel.

    I hadn't stated that your concerns aren't valid - merely that your methods of expression are childish.

    You've made a blind suggestion without any technical backing or how your particular solution has merits over others. You've made allusions to ``other sites do it better'' without any references or demonstration. Further - you're unfamiliar with how the ``real'' Slashdot actually works - an experience that is quite limited to the maintainers themselves.

    It also seems that you lack the life experience to realize that repeating the same tired drivel doesn't make your point heard more - it just deafens the ears you hope might listen.

    You've yet to offer any constructive criticism, and that is where you fail.

    -Jeff

    1. Re:Again with the personal attacks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your username, as I have suggested before, adds nothing to your comments. If you believe you have earned brownie points from the community for such a "brave" act, well, then good for you.

      I believe I have offered constructive criticism. I have suggested the http/html/perl model is outdated and ineffective. I have suggested that slashdot implement a NNTP version of slashdot. Give us a choice of interfaces. Being able to sort hundreds of thousands of bytes by posted order is not my idea of choice. Let us have the option of not only seeing the articles/comments we are interested in, but give us the option of downloading only the articles/comments we are interested in.

    2. Re:Again with the personal attacks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have suggested the http/html/perl model is outdated and ineffective.
      You haven't explained why. What's the HTML bug? What's the HTTP bug? What's the Perl bug? What's the bug that crawled up your butt and died?
    3. Re:Again with the personal attacks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Examine some of my earlier posts and you should be able to gleem what my beef with slashdot's implementation of these protocols are. The protocols, in and of themselves, are fine. They are not suitable for slashdot's purposes.

      As to your last rhetorical (I hope) quesion, that is unneccesary. We are all trying to discuss this issue intelligently. If that is beyond your means, please disengage your self from this thread.

    4. Re:Again with the personal attacks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh your name then. Coward. you first.

    5. Re:Again with the personal attacks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I leave the sighing of my name for my girlfriend. She does that quite well.

    6. Re:Again with the personal attacks... by subliminal_boy · · Score: 1

      Does she sound like this?

      "Ooh, do me, you coward!"

      "If you were a *real AC*, I wouldn't have to look at you when we do this!"

      Ppbbbtthhhhht!


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  22. That's a bit misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    d.net has not had RC5-64 stats up by OS for months...heck maybe it's been a year...

    As for your CSC stats link. It's a bit misleading because you have to qualify the statement by stating that Linux clients have always been the first clients released for CSC, followed closely by Win32. Linux clients were released for CSC about a month before useful Mac clients. I don't care too much for either OS, but I have to believe that if the Mac clients had been developed in a timely manner, that the Mac crowd would have been all of it and they would be #2, possibly even #1.

    Another thing, when you look at CSC stats by OS is that Win32 has done more than all other OSes together...

    1. Re:That's a bit misleading by um...+Lucas · · Score: 2

      Guess that means that Windows is better than all other OSes combined, eh? :)

      It's funny. Laugh. Just don't moderate it as funy, because it's not really thatfunny.

  23. CSC Coming to an Unfortunate End? by mackman · · Score: 1

    Looking at the stats page, so far 88.8% of the CSC 56 bit challenge has been completed, and the correct key has not been found. With only five days left before the keyspace is exausted, I'm beginning to worry that somehow we may have missed it. If we get to the end and still haven't found it, what will we do? I'd hate to have to explain to those 15 thousand active participents that their processor time was wasted. What could have gone wrong? Forged blocks, an error in the algorithm, anything else?

    1. Re:CSC Coming to an Unfortunate End? by Tournesol · · Score: 1


      CSC Coming to an Unfortunate End?

      Not likely, there has been past projects where more than 90% of the keyspase has been searched, and still the key was found. here in CSC the keyspace is assigned randomly so the chance/risk of finding/missing the key is jus as big as in the start of the project.

      last night on #distributed nugget said:
      "[04:50] It's normal to start worrying at 90%. Doesn't mean it's "correct", but it is "normal". :)"

      -Tournesol

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  24. OS vs OS or... Win32 vs Everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sadly that seems to be what it is. Why else would so many people not join CSC. Because they are stupid. Because they think their ranking in Rc5-64 is more important than anything else. They don't seem to understand that only one block matters, and it does not matter which OS finds it...oh well..

    I hate to break it to those people who passed me during CSC, I'll blow right back by in 5 to 6 weeks on RC5-64...

    jhartzell

    1. Re:OS vs OS or... Win32 vs Everyone by Tournesol · · Score: 1


      The core problem here is that its 2 different rankings and as you state people wont do CSC because the are affraid of their RC5 rating.

      the sloution to this could be to make a single rating, so a work unit from either project would count.

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    2. Re:OS vs OS or... Win32 vs Everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not a bad solution, but I don't agree with the stated problem. After all, that works for the encryption projects, DES, RC5, and CSC. How does that apply OGR?

      jhartzell

  25. There is that point.... by billsf · · Score: 1

    ....when doing it "brute force" no longer pays. I do believe the 64bit challenge will be broken that way, but some bright young student of maths is going to take the 72 - 128bit challenges in one go!

    It may feel good to be part of a 'group effort' and some can (like floodnet, electrohippies, etc) can be so stubborn that i can do a 'strobe attack' to all the targets and accomplish single handedly what the whole group of 'surfers' (serfs?) attempt to do.

    I'd admit whoever gets the whole challenge deserves the Nobel Prize, but rest assured it will happen like this and in this decade! In closing, i'd be a bit suspucious of "seti@home" or other group efforts. As a matter of fact, it is general policy to not allow participation in any of this on my servers, that includes Napster, just another great waste of resources.

  26. 'cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people are lemmings, as demonstrated regularly here on slashdot. one guys views himself as the l33t h4x0r and he gets five friends to join his new team (named something witty like "linux 0wnz ur 4zz" or "micr0sucks pisses me off") and viola you have a team and more blocks.

    There are actually several people on the team that I am on (slowly but surely becoming a linux team it seems, ick) who would not be doing d.net at all if it were not for the three or four "team leaders" spewing the rah rah team crap. So yes, it does help d.net, but no it is not necessary.

    jhartzell
    sp0rk heads (once again)

  27. because it has NOTHING to do w/encrytion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    subject says it all

    it's all about the distribution baby

    jhartzell

  28. Re:There always has to be someone who will ask why by Deus+Optimus · · Score: 1

    Nope. I'm saying "Oh God! Not again!" But that's just me :) I think I'm going to turn off reparenting. The ACs and trolls of late are really starting to get on my nerves and I don't need some higher rated comment stimulating my interest.

  29. who's got the key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a bit nervous myself, but I have to believe that if we check 100% and don't have the key that it's because of a "forged" client.

    Like that Russian Team and Dr.Pepper guy were doing in Rc5-64...again, people more concerned with individual and team rankings than actually solving the problem. Some people just don't get it.

    jhartzell

    1. Re:who's got the key by Tournesol · · Score: 1

      /joke on

      I have it!
      I wrote it down on a pice of paper this morning, tho unfortunately i lost it again.

      i had it on a StickyNote(TM) sitting on my monitor, i guess my cubicle neighbour must have stolen it. :(


      i knew i should not have written "top secret key" on the note :(

      /joke off

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  30. distributed.net is more than just encryption by Decibel · · Score: 1

    Our true purpose is to promote wide-area distributed computing... encryption contests just happen to be the vehicle we've used to do that so far. OGR will be the first contest that breaks that mold.

    For those who are interested, I would suggest taking a peek at our mission statement.

    1. Re:distributed.net is more than just encryption by seaportcasino · · Score: 2

      Thanks for this clarification. Now I understand that this is only the beginning of a very ambitious project. Good luck guys!

    2. Re:distributed.net is more than just encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean break the mold that DCypher.Net has broken December 20, 1999?

  31. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because it was supposed to add stability and scalability that was not available in the NT/SQL config they had before.

    Well, it's no faster. Crashes and corrupts just as often, and they have failed misserably at putting the functionality back into the stats pages.

    Since I do d.net more 'cause stats are cool than any other reason, it kinda pisses me off...

    jhartzell

    1. Re:Why? by Decibel · · Score: 1

      To take your comments one at a time...

      because it was supposed to add stability and scalability that was not available in the NT/SQL config they had before.

      Statsbox II is more stable and scalable than Statsbox I. sbI was having more and more hardware issues. It was also a single Pentium 166 that was OC'd to 200MHz. sbII is currently a dual PII-300, and the motherboard should support any Slot 1 CPU. This mobo will also support up to 1G of RAM and currently has 1/2G installed. sbI was maxed out with 256M, iirc.

      Well, it's no faster. Crashes and corrupts just as often,

      Based on what measure? The RC5 statsrun dropped from over 6 hours with stats turned off to under 4 hours with stats left on. Even with the ever increasing RC5 statsrun time (it will keep getting longer until the project is done) and CSC stats, we're still finishing stats in less time than on sbI, and we're leaving HTTP access enabled durring the run.

      We've also had far less unexpected downtime with this setup than with sbI. In fact, I can't think of any hardware issues that have affected sbII. The current problem was caused by human error, read my .plan for more info.

      they have failed misserably at putting the functionality back into the stats pages.

      This is the only argument yake that holds any weight, as far as I can see, but I'd like to know what is missing other than all of the CPU/OS info that the old site had? Also please note that there is CPU/OS info available for CSC (see here and here).

      Since I do d.net more 'cause stats are cool than any other reason, it kinda pisses me off...

      You're certainly not the only participant who is a stats-junkie (I'm one myself). We do try and take stats very seriously, but unfortunately, there's only so much time in our days. Nugget, Bruce, and I are working on our next version of stats, which will be far more robust (and hopefully will include cross-project stats). Sometime in the future, we will also be looking to bring some more PHP and SQL folks on-board.

      I hope you can undertand how discouraging a post that is full of misinformation can be to those of us who are working to improve stats.

  32. Forged blocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My bet goes to forged blocks...

  33. Damned newsgroup elitist by slashdot-terminal · · Score: 2

    Ok your comments about NNTP really have little revelency with actual experience. Have you ever seen the actual nntp distribution system? It relies on servers that need to transfer several hundred gigs a day at the very least. Not only that but when you get right down to it you then could effectively block anonymity that you are so lavishly enjoying (most likely you are a person with already high karma) so that you can say whatever you want.
    The http/perl interface is the best for all around compatability issues when things like this are involved. Personally if your little plan does go into production taco better provide an interface that everyone can use and not just the elities. If not a little lawsuit under the ADA will be in order to correct the matter for the betterment of the community. I really find this intreesting that you can't even just post to items and then you can see if anyone has actually read your remarks and then posted back by using the user page.
    Even if you submit several thousand submissions a day only the last 50 will be counted and then you can see the responses to them. Another interesting fact I have used slow and low bandwitch connections at various locations and slashdiot works find and dandy in even the most low key setup. For starters you could change the HTML created to "lite" mode and that would most likely reduce the useless details of the posts to a minimum (in informal test that I have run preformance increased by at least 20-50%). So quite frankly quite your bitching and let us enjoy things the way we want ok?

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    1. Re:Damned newsgroup elitist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry, i do not feel that I am bitching, therefore I cannot "quite" an activity that I am not engaged with.

      CmdrTaco does not have to support all newsgroups. Merely his own. Therefore your comments about distribution are irrelevant.

      I disagree with your assessment that http/perl is the best interface. It is the easiest. Do not mistake ease for quality.

      Defaulting to lite mode will not eradicate the main ill of slashdot. That is, it will not allow the user to control the downloading of content he is interested in.

  34. Does he have contact info? by slashdot-terminal · · Score: 2

    Gee when I took a class in communications for the work place they said the first and foremost people need contact information in order to actually get your point across. Taking the "clinton sucks" message reference it does not good for two reasons the second of which besides the fact that you are not addressing the person directly is that you are not making any credible measure of your point because you are implying that you need to hide because what you say is dangerous or stupid.
    Quite frankly I don't think Malda gives a pile of horse shit about what you say and neither do I. He owns creative liscence to that site and that is his affair. What anonymous cowards say in his forum is of little concern to him or almost anyone else. In fact I would think that because I have not seen evidence that slashdot can expire old and or unused accounts that one of the main reasons that anonymous coward posting (versus posting anonymously) was implimenting was because he didn't want his ewntire database filled with expired logins for microsoft stoolies.

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    1. Re:Does he have contact info? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whether or not Malda "gives a pile of horse shit" abo what i say, I think i will leave that determination for Malda, unless you are his paid mouthpiece. Based on your ineloquence, I doubt that you are.

      No one is trying to take slashdot from Malda. Rather, I am trying to help Malda make it better. Contrary to popular belief around here, Malda is not God. I'm sure he can use help in moving this site forward.

      As to whether you care about what I say, your strong denials are belied by your insistence upon relpying to my posts.

    2. Re:Does he have contact info? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Script kiddie, script thyself! If you can't offer up code to defend your honour, you are nothing! At least the people you insult are programmers.

    3. Re:Does he have contact info? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not a script kiddie. Where that comment came from, I do not know. As to whether Malda is a programmer, that is all relative to experience.

    4. Re:Does he have contact info? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. Now Malda isn't a programmer, either. What an ARROGANT little prick you are. What does it take to make you happy? Blowjobs for breakfast? What the fuck do you mean that `Malda isn't a programmer'? Didn't he spank your fascist ass when you begged him to?

    5. Re:Does he have contact info? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did not say Malda was not a programmer. I merely said your perspective on anyone's programming skills is relative to one's own experience. I suspect that I would not rate Malda rather high in the pantheon of programming. You, on the other hand, probably would. I suspect that your reverence of his code would probably not be based entirely objectively on the technical merits of his coding, however; I'm positive that your idolization of Malda would factor into your overgenerous regard of his skills.

    6. Re:Does he have contact info? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize tchrist is better than malda at programming. So what? Malda's still shown us his code and you haven't shown us yours. I REALLY want to see you crumble before tchrist in a coding contest for posting your stupid little autoflames in each new article.

    7. Re:Does he have contact info? by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

      So what? Malda's still shown us his code and you haven't shown us yours.

      Rob's not put a new Slash Code up on the code page sine 1998.

      I'm very tempted to pull GPL on his ass and force him to release code.
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  35. Perl by Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The architecture of the site is utterly unrelated to the implemention. In a world where social esteem derives from technical credibility, yours has plummeted to the nethermost regions of your hairy butt.

    Please take your spamming, flamebaiting little war against Tom Christiansen somewhere private. You are crazy and dangerous. What's next? Not paying taxes because you disagree with Clinton's spluging on Monica?

    1. Re:Perl by Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. Architecture does affect implementation. To suggest otherwise is simply wrong. I understand that you feel empowered to think that "technical credbility" is an arbiter of social esteem, I can assure you that while it may hold true for you, you are but one individual. Esteem is garned in various ways, all relative to each individual. Your opinion of my technical credibility in no way impacts my social esteem.

    2. Re:Perl by Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see your code, big mouth.

    3. Re:Perl by Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, kiddie. Time to put your code where your mouth is.

    4. Re:Perl by Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course technical prowess is a measure of social prestige in our hacker culture.

    5. Re:Perl by Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you relegate yourself to just he hacker culture. I certainly don't. Maybe that's why I have the perspective which leads me to the conclusion that slashdot's interface is faulty. Perhaps your myopia precludes you from seeing that. It has been often said that hackers don't understand what the rest of the population wants. Many companies have gone downhill by letting hackers make all the decisions. Lotus is one of them. I don't want to see slashdot make the same mistake.

    6. Re:Perl by Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see. You CAN'T program what's needed. Then shut up.

    7. Re:Perl by Dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how you derived that from my comment. I guess it makes debate easier when you can manufacture conclusions not based on the actual debate.

  36. Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It is clearly evident that the current http/html/perl model is severely flawed
    All that's clear is that you can't tell the difference between a hole in your head and a hole in your ass, since you're blending together two protocols plus one programming language in your blathering little rants. Why don't you explain what the fundamental problem with HTTP is that makes it completely unsuitable for Slashdot? Why don't you explain what the fundamental problem with HTML is that makes it completely unsuitable for Slashdot? Why don't you explain what the fundamental problem with mod_perl/Apache is that makes it completely unsuitable for Slashdot? And why don't you explain why millions of other sites work just fine?

    I've a better idea -- blow it out your ass, spamtroller.

    1. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http/html/perl, as individual protocols and components are not flawed. Used in slashdot's context, they are wholly inadequate and are the wrong tools. I believe that I have expounded in prior posts as to what I am looking for from slashdot. I don't want to rehash. To sum it up. I do not want to be forced to download hundreds of thousands of bytes repeatedly to view the discussion comments. When I have downloaded them once, that should suffice. I should only be required to download additional comments as they are produced. As it stands right now, slashdot is an inefficient system and is a waste of bandwidth.

      As to your last suggestion, I propose that you get help in anger management. Your comment was inappropiate and says more about you than myself.

    2. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats. You're an idiot. 100's of 1000's of bytes just to get new comments? You really are stupid if you're doing that. You deserve to suffer. Pray continue.

    3. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER. YOU ARE OFF TOPIC IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD. MAIL MALDA IF YOU WANT, but quit these FUCKING metadiscussion in every FUCKING article. You prick.

    4. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree with your assertion. I am not an idiot. You have yet to inform me how I am stupid. I don't think that you can.

    5. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are stupid because you haven't figured out how to use Slashdot yet without "hundreds of k".

    6. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to yet to illustrate what I am doing wrong. You have merely called me names. That does not prove your point. It merely makes your argument less persuassive.

    7. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't HAVE to tell you what you're doing wrong. There is a way to do what you want to do. Your job is to solve that puzzle. I did.

    8. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can guarantee you that there are at least two of us standing against you here, big coder. SHOW US YOUR CODE!

    9. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once he knows that a solution exists, it shouldn't take long.

    10. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mere fact that you assert that their is a puzzle to be solved that would allay my concerns about slashdot's interface supports my conclusion that the interface is flawed. It should not be a puzzle to be solved. Thank you for proving my point.

    11. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, whatever. It's only a puzzle because you don't know it and I do. You must have made a lousy Math/CS Major.

    12. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or even a lame MIS major, assuming he weren't good enough for Math/CS.

    13. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you've falled into the apostasy of believing that Math/CS majors created this world and MIS majors run it. I'm afraid that that's not true.

    14. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh that's right. It's all the love child of Al Gore and Bill Gates. How could I have forgotten!?

    15. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now you assume one needs to be a Math/CS Major in order to work slashdot's faulty interface? Thank you once again. You keep proving my point.

    16. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again you admit you're too stupid to move amongst the gods. From Olympus we cast thee out!

    17. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like Tom Christiansen there. That is sad, my friend.

    18. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the compliment.

    19. Re:Nutfuck speaks out again by Field+Marshall+Stack · · Score: 1
      All that's clear is that you can't tell the difference between a hole in your head and a hole in your ass, since you're blending together two protocols plus one programming language in your blathering little rants. Why don't you explain what the fundamental problem with HTTP is that makes it completely unsuitable for Slashdot? Why don't you explain what the fundamental problem with HTML is that makes it completely unsuitable for Slashdot? Why don't you explain what the fundamental problem with mod_perl/Apache is that makes it completely unsuitable for Slashdot? And why don't you explain why millions of other sites work just fine?

      Not that he's not a nutfuck, of course, but it really would be convenient to be able to read /. using, say, slrn (I'm thinking slrn's scoring/killfiling abilities, here)
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  37. Re:No technical backup & the need to argue ad homi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he's downloading "hundreds of thousands of bytes" each time to find new postings, than he's such a flaming idiot that he deserves to suffer. This is a pilot error. The rest of us aren't that stupid. Ignore him. He's a fucking troll that's destroying this place by polluting every article with his completely baseless rants.

  38. Trollbait must die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This asshole is the biggest poster child we have for getting rid of cowards. I don't like the idea, but this dickwad has a bee in his bum. He's spamming every single article with trollbait. He's the problem.

    1. Re:Trollbait must die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here you are advocating the removal of the option to post anonymously, yet you afford yourself the very liberty which you desire to take away from everyone else. How hypocritical. I'm not sure what a "bee in his bum" means, but I gather it isn't a friendly thought.

  39. Stupidity its own penalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If he's downloading "hundreds of thousands of bytes" each time to find new postings, than he's such a flaming idiot that he deserves to suffer.
    No shit. This is the best illustration I've seen in days of how stupidity is a crime with its own built-in penalty. And he blames us because he's stupid. Don't you just hate Microsoft trolls? :-)
  40. Firstly how is NNTP "moving things forward". by slashdot-terminal · · Score: 2

    Just like communism how is it moving anything forward?
    If you mean finite fine grained control for every possible function to be something that is advanced. You know I guess that their are two considerations here.
    1. Bandwidth that you have is limited
    2. NNTP solves the bandwidth problem by allowing you to access things at least as fast or at least competitively due to the lack of moving more data.
    Now in all the implimentations that I have seen of any newsgroup program you have an option to download headers and then you can look at the subject and determine what it says. If this is your argument then it is dead wrong. Try this experiment for me. Find a browser preferably some version of netscape because IE messes up the formatting. Find a story that is either scrolled off the page of stories in either standad but preferably on maxium stories for today and then save it as text.
    Go back and look at the actual difference between the text of the subject and the text of the article (in NNTP language the news body) you will see a striking difference between the actual content of the body and what is being discused.
    That plan would only usually use just having more user intervention and most likely almost the same download time. Having a high user threshold usually helps for downloads takig less time plus the other tips I have given in posts.
    As far as being a fool for replying well I guess I am but that is only because I have seen too many examples where people wanted to "improve" something and it just made things much, much worse that as Shakespeare said "it moves me to stand"

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  41. Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Let's all autospam Slashdot with stupid rants about how the love of Richard Stallman is the root of all evil. Or how Apache is fucked in the head. Or why Perl Programmers should go to gaol. Or why Linus is just a pudgy ripoff artist. Or how BSD is daemonic. Make sure you flame every single new posting.

    This is, of course, what this numbskull is doing. What can we do to fix him? Preferably as one's pets are fixed.

    1. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now that's a great idea! Just run a cron job onced per hour that grabs the current slashdot frontpage, looks for a new article, and if there's a new one, it posts the autoflame anonymously. By limiting it to once per hour, you'll never trigger the IP-based trollkill. You can a bunch of bots, just all off of different IPs.

      So, Spam King, please write us that script (preferably in Java, of course; don't soil yourself by using Perl) and show us your work. Then we can all be superassholes like you.

      How about we have a real-time programming contest? You can write your little java scriptie, and we'll get tchrist to write his version in Perl. We'll see who gets done first, and in how much code. My bet is on Tom having the program written, tested, and a manpage written before you get your thumb out of your ass.

    2. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's something I'd love to see. Little java spammer getting his ass blown off by a real programmer. I've seen tchrist's code. It is... remarkable. The java junkie would have no chance.

    3. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't quite get the point of your post. Would you care to speak english next time?

    4. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a dictionary, child.

    5. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tchrist's code is often an excercise in masturbatory self aggrandizement. He has no interest in making code understanable. That's why Perl is a write-only langauge. It will never move into serious areas. It will be forever relegated to mom and pop websites like slashdot.

    6. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell us another one, idiot. Nobody believes your bullshit. I think you should mail tchrist about the proposed programming contest. You can show off your wanker java code, and he can show you why perl beats the shit out of you.

    7. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perl is write-only when you are an idiot. So is any language. Get a brain, boy, it's your own fault if you can't code.

    8. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you haven't read Tom's (and Gnat's and Larry's) Ram Book. You should. The man is brilliant.

    9. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, baby. Where's your code?

    10. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have wasted several dollars on one of Tom's books. I will never make that mistake again.

    11. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First I am criticized for supposedly using a Thesaurus. Now I am advised to get a dictionary. Will you people please make up your minds.

    12. Re:Autospam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's Learning Perl, it's lame. (too dumb) If it's Programming Perl, it's luke warm. (too much like manpages) If it's Perl Cookbook, then PLEASE GIVE AWAY YOUR BOOK. We could use more of them at my lab. It's GREAT!

  42. Re:...basically killed the existing OGR project... by Saxton · · Score: 1

    distributed.net announcements don't kill other projects. It's too bad that the existing OGR project decided to pack their bags... but laying blame on someone else?

    I'd think slashdotters are used to holding strong to an underdog. Like someone's just going to quit working on some app for Linux just because some other company announces they are going to make it for Windows?

    You get the anology.

    Secondly, distributed.net supports distributed computing efforts as a whole, not just their own. See their Mission Statement where they say "...we will advocate distributed computing..." implying as a whole, not just themselves. Their mission is to do things "...in the advancement of distributed computing..." not just distributed.net.

    Thirdly, distributed.net even credits the Origional Effort on their OGR Page... and in no way told the origional effort to stop what they were doing.

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  43. Re:No technical backup & the need to argue ad homi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a lot of anger pent up. I suggest you deal with that before it manifests itself in a destructive manner.

    If you would be so kind as to compose yourself and inform me how slashdot's horrible design is my fault, i would appreciate your insight so that I might correct the problem. I had no idea that I was this powerful.

  44. Re:No technical backup & the need to argue ad homi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's your fault is that you're too stooopid to understand how not to download hundreds of k each time. It's also your fault for being a fucking spammer.

  45. Re:No technical backup & the need to argue ad homi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    slashdot forces me to waste bandwidth. That is a fact.

  46. Re:No technical backup & the need to argue ad homi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot forces you to waste bandwidth? You're a fucking liar. DON'T USE IT! End of problems.

  47. Re:No technical backup & the need to argue ad homi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't type very fast, do you? Bandwidth must concern you a lot.

  48. JOIN JESUS'S TEAM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  49. OT: Why use distributed computing to break crypto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it make more sense to use distributed computing to encrypt messages with obscenely large keyes?

  50. IMNSHO by Tony-A · · Score: 1

    His points might be valid, but after seeing the results (nested, highest scores first, -1), I have come to the conclusion that making /. more like a newsreader or one-on-one discussion forum would be a WrongThing(TM). A better way of doing the WrongThing(TM) is NOT an improvement. Slashdot is doing very well, thank you.

  51. Re:...basically killed the existing OGR project... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, they just roll out competing projects after others have launched what d.net has procrastinated for months or announce them to stiffle competition. That is a practice we know from Microsoft. If that is what you consider the promotion of distributed computing, then Gates is a true innovator as well.

  52. I hate to say this, but... by ToLu+the+Happy+Furby · · Score: 3
    I think I've finally had it with distributed.net.

    Anyone who's been following their .plans for the past month and a half or so knows that this is just the latest in a ridiculous string of fuckups. While they haven't lost any blocks (yet), they've had stats down for days at a time, screwed up participant ID's, and misplaced and miscounted blocks left and right. True, none of these incidents has been too big a deal, but when you have to check the d.net .plans every day just to make sure you still belong to the same team, something's amiss.

    Wait--did I say this was the latest in their string of fuckups? Well guess what--as several hours had passed without a new bug report coming out of distributed.net, wouldn't you know it, now it turns out that they haven't actually completed 91% of the CSC project after all.

    Yep, you read that correctly. Oh, but don't worry--it's not a bug, it's a feature. For those of you who won't take the time to click on the last link, here's how dbaker's latest .plan update begins:

    As we near the 100% mark of CSC keyspace completion, I think it's
    time to explain what that CSC statistics mean, and how they are
    determined.

    It is perhaps a common misconception that each CSC work unit
    completed is unique...


    He goes on to describe the fact that they've implemented redundancy checking to weed out hacked clients with the CSC project--a very good if a bit overdue move (although perhaps they could have disclosed this earlier?)--and that they've decided to give everyone full credit for all their blocks, even redundant ones--also a good idea--and so therefore there's obviously absolutely no way that they could avoid the actual keyspace being more than 100% of the reported "keyspace". Obviously. And this was the plan all along. Which is why they even wrote up not one but two new scripts which (falsely) calculate that the "keyspace" will be exhausted in only 2 days now. Obviously.

    And of course it's perfectly fine that they just hoped that the project would get solved before it his 100%, so that they wouldn't have to inform their users that they've implemented redundancy checking. And no, they're not going to tell us how many percents are actually in the keyspace (105%? 110%?), or how many days it will actually take before we check all the keys and get to find out if they've somehow managed to fuck up yet again. Why should we be entitled to know silly information like that??

    Meanwhile, dcypher.net has sprung up, and, in only a couple months, and with what certainly seems to be fewer people working for them than distributed.net has debugging their database they've:

    come out with a CSC client which is 250% faster than distributed (on x86, at least).

    Yes, that's 2.5 times as fast.

    had stats which (gasp!) don't break or have new bugs in them every couple days and (gasp!) don't have a 2 hour scheduled downtime to update every night and even (gasp!) update in real time, almost like real databases do!

    started the Gamma Flux project which, while not personally my cup of tea, is certainly the first distributed computing project which is actually useful (it helps calculate ideal containment solutions for nuclear waste).

    promised to pass on the entire share of the CSC winnings to the person who wins, as opposed to distributed.net's 20% (10% if you join a team).

    But what finally pissed me off the most was reading this post earlier in this thread from Decibel at distributed.net, in response to an admittedly pretty hostile post from Armin Lenz at dcypher.net, in which he has the gall to imply that dcypher shouldn't have done CSC at all because distributed had "announced" that they intended to work on it soon after the contest was announced, way back in May. Of course, Decibel doesn't mention the fact that they didn't launch the project until November 17, 2 weeks *after* dcypher.net, and only then with a broken client (yes, a brute force program that's 2.5 times slower than it should be is certainly broken), and that they haven't even *released* a finished client for the Mac!

    And furthermore, he doesn't even understand that making the argument that "we announced first" isn't likely to garner too much respect at /. Guess what, Decibel--there's a word for preannouncing programs months before you plan to release them so as to scare off any potential competitors. It's called "FUD", and it's a particularly disgusting kind; in fact, even Microsoft's backed off a bit from that sort of thing lately.

    And despite all that, he still says "we did CSC because it was relatively easy to add". Well I'd hate to see how badly they can screw up a project that's a little "hard".

    I'm hoping I won't get the chance with OGR. Despite everything, I think OGR is a pretty cool project, and I just might be persuaded to stick with distributed.net if they (finally) come out with their OGR client, and it works, and isn't orders of magnitude slower than competing clients, and they fix their stats and get their act together. I suppose in the end I was always a sucker for the moo.

    But distributed has a lot of lost trust to earn back.

    1. Re:I hate to say this, but... by singularity · · Score: 1
      and that they haven't even *released* a finished client for the Mac!

      Interesting you mention this, since Distributed.net did recently release a new Mac client (finally), one that is capable of running CSC. However, what is ironic is that you promote dcypher, which I would love to run, but a quick look at their clients shows no MacOS client, nor even a LinuxPPC client. In fact, it does not seem that they have a non-x86 platfom mentioned.

      For a web page that so often has such an anti-monopoly, anti-Wintel stance, Slashdot's hatred of Distributed and love of Dcypher seems strange.

      You mention that Dcypher is running CSC about 2.5 times faster than Distributed, but fail to mention that Distributed has RC5 running about twice as fast on Altivec-based MacOS machines. Can you imagine a Dcypher-based, Altivec-aware CSC client? Well, it will take imagination since they do not have one.

      Yes, I realize that Dcypher is working with only a few coders and is trying to get a Mac client out the door, but at the rate they are going at, do you really thing they will get one out before CSC is done?

      --
      - (c) 2018 Hank Zimmerman
    2. Re:I hate to say this, but... by ToLu+the+Happy+Furby · · Score: 1


      >and that they haven't even *released* a finished
      >client for the Mac!

      Interesting you mention this, since Distributed.net did recently release a new Mac client (finally), one that is capable of running CSC. However, what is ironic is that you promote dcypher, which I would love to run, but a quick look at their clients shows no MacOS client, nor even a LinuxPPC client. In fact, it does not seem that they have a non-x86 platfom mentioned.

      You're right. I missed the fact that distributed.net actually released a final client and not the buggy and barely workable beta clients they'd let the Mac users have as a stopgap measure. Still, the fact that CSC had already hit 85% completion by that time (whatever 85% means in distributed.net land) says something.

      You mention that Dcypher is running CSC about 2.5 times faster than Distributed, but fail to mention that Distributed has RC5 running about twice as fast on Altivec-based MacOS machines. Can you imagine a Dcypher-based, Altivec-aware CSC client? Well, it will take imagination since they do not have one.

      Yes, I realize that Dcypher is working with only a few coders and is trying to get a Mac client out the door, but at the rate they are going at, do you really thing they will get one out before CSC is done?

      No, I'm sure they won't get one out before CSC is done...but you have to realize two things. First off, not only does dcypher have fewer coders, and no Macintoshes to work on (anyone at Apple want to lend them one?), but they have so far done a much better job than distributed of actually optimizing the hell out of their clients--hence 2.5 times as fast--which, of course, means it takes longer to write a port for a completely different architecture. But more importantly, unlike distributed.net, they didn't already have a mac client to upgrade. Updating an existing client to support a new contest, and completely writing an entire client from scratch, are simply not comparable tasks. I'd wager that dcypher supports more OS/architecture configurations now than distributed.net did 2 months after launch, and that they'll continue to expand their list as quickly as they can.

      For a web page that so often has such an anti-monopoly, anti-Wintel stance, Slashdot's hatred of Distributed and love of Dcypher seems strange.

      Here we really disagree. (For one thing, I fail to see how you can identify dcypher as a "monopoly" and distributed presumably as the nimble and superior underdog, but I digress.) First off, if I were to characterize what /. really supports, it wouldn't be Linux, or alternate platforms, or even open-source--and it certainly wouldn't be "anti" anything. Rather, I frequent /. because the community seems to promote above all solutions that work, no matter if they're the most popular. By this criteria, /.'s continued support of distributed over dcypher (and yes, when /. posts a bug report for distributed, but doesn't post the existence of an entirely new project for dcypher, they're supporting distributed) is pretty hard to defend.

      While I really really want to like distributed, and they're certainly the pioneer in the field, they've simply screwed up too many times recently to be considered a solution that works. And even without the screwups, I have to say that distributed.net doesn't meet the "/. test" of something that works. Their CSC core, despite being months late, simply does not work--when speed is the only relevent criteria, 40% == broken. And their stats, which are the core of their webpage, even if they managed to be accurate, are similarly broken: once a day updates that require 2 hours of downtime are simply not acceptable. And it's been months and months since they announced that they'd do OGR, killing the existing project--and there's still no OGR core in sight.

      When an upstart project with 1 client coder and 1 web coder can produce a product which fixes all three of these ridiculous flaws--substandard cores, once-a-day stats, and preannounced new projects that take a year to be released--then that really says something.

      Even if they do run their website on IIS.

  53. Damn it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn cubicle neighbors....

    kill 'em all, that's my theory...

    jhartzell

  54. Um 'kay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't say that Linux/Sybase did NOT add the stability/scalability...I just left it very open ended...oh well. I do have to believe that most performance increases are due to hardware though, just a guess.

    Well, most of the performance increase I would have to attribute to the new hardware, which is cool. I have be reading the plans for as long as I can remember, but my only real measure for when stats are completed, is when I can check my stats. At the end of StatsboxI's life that was around 7:30PM Pacific, not it is around 5:30PM Pacific. So you did shave two hours off, but for moving from a P166 to a dual PII300, I am a bit underwhelmed...maybe I'll make a hardware donation...

    I don't record or measure downtime on other people's systems, but what I can say is that StatsboxI got pretty annoying right there at the end. Since CSC started, getting RC5 stats from StatsboxII has been a bit frustrating at times....

    CPU numbers are missing. OS numbers are missing. Team History is missing (that used to be real big for me, not so much anymore). I'm sure there is something I'm missing, but it's been soooo long...that's meant in good humor, so don't get to pissed.

    That's cool. And honestly things do seem to be looking up since the SQL guy came on board, bwilson I think it is...

    jhartzell

  55. Distributed net in the post Adam Beberg stage by spiffy_guy · · Score: 1

    I have been using distributed net clients on many platforms since they have been around. I have to say that when I first joined they had vision, and their client on every platform known to man working on one big project was a great idea. Then something happened. Adam Beberg left. I don't know the man, but I do know that is the point distributed.net died. Adam left to pursue the v3 (version 3) client scheme he had come up with. Basically you can write your own core for whatever project you are working on. The whole thing is GPLd. You can contribute to the CVS archive if you want. The url is http://cosm.mithral.com/ When this is finished people will be able to use distribued clients for things like rendering graphics, nuclear research, etc, etc. Why buy a beowulf cluster when there are millions of PIIIs chugging away at 0.00001% of CPU time used while people type? Save the money and make a NOW (network of workstations).

    --
    Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
  56. I WAS laughing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mainly 'cause 95% of my CSC blocks are Win32...

    RC5 is another story, but hey....who the heck cares since you can't check OS/CPU type by team or individual..

    jhartzell

  57. You're just as bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By your standard you're just as bad as he is then. You attack a person without attaching you name to it. May your name be written in shit.