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iCraveTV To Relaunch

BurpingWeezer writes "The CBC has a story about iCraveTV relaunching their service this fall. Apparently they will be broadcasting some channels for free but they will focus on specialty channels like MuchMusic. The specialty channels are to be broadcast on a subscription basis for around C$9 a month. iCraveTV is currently developing security software to restrict users of the web site to those of Canadian origin. Under Canadian copyright laws television broadcasts may be re-broadcast without permission if there is no modification to the broadcast in any form." I'm interested to see how they'll make sure I'm Canadian through software.

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  1. IP Verification by Aphelion · · Score: 3

    They could check each IP against the
    American Registry for Internet Numbers at whois.arin.net, which happens to list the owner of nearly every IP in the Americas.

    Anyone not matching, or not listed, could be denied.

    Of course, there is always a way to work around this. Then again, all encryption exports are curbed in the same manner, and it's acceptable to the government. Add a click-through agreement, and you're set for legality.

    1. Re:IP Verification by paulschreiber · · Score: 1
      Mmmmmm..... proxy server.

      Paul

    2. Re:IP Verification by jCaT · · Score: 1

      Hmm... kinda makes me want to get in the proxy server business in canada! Really now, there's no way to _really_ verify where the end-user is sitting. Sure, checking the IP address against ARIN is a nice preliminary check, but there are plenty of ways around that.

    3. Re:IP Verification by gorilla · · Score: 2
      Except it can't work.

      Many large organizations, including backbone ISP's have addresses registered to the US under ARIN, but actually used in Canada.

      You can tell if it's US or Canada fairly easily, but telling if it's Canada is almost impossible.

  2. This Used To Seem Cool, But . . . by Seumas · · Score: 1
    This is kinda harsh, but . . .

    Let's put aside the fact that, at best, I will have 144kbps where I live (if it is installed within the six weeks I'm told I will have to wait).

    Let's put aside the fact that I can't tolerate cable programming, except some of the more high-prices services like CineMax, Encore, HBO and so on.

    Also, let's put aside the fact that since the only decent cable channels are those which play movies which I could simply rent for far less per month from a local movie store (or subscribe to over ugh DivX, if I had it).

    And, finally, let's put aside the fact that I haven't watched television since January 27th, 2000.

    Why on earth would I pay $10 and up to watch grainy, choppy television on my 21" computer screen? Seriously, what legitimate reasons are there for sitting in front of a computer screen on at your desk, watching a handful of television channels that you could get on your television a few feet away? This whole idea seems like it's just destined to fail, even if almost a million people signed up when it was originally offered.

    Give me some unique content, a promise that I will not find your servers constantly bogged down and that I can make use of TiVo-like services to record, pause and replay content and maybe -- just maybe I could comprehend that I might possibly be interested.

    ...But probably not...

    I'll be interested in television again when I can completley choose the content and time of viewing -- and not just from four channels and eight movies. I want to be able to watch four episodes of Dr. Who (which episodes, left to me to choose), an episode of FarScape and then, finally, an episode of The Munsters and perhaps a couple Muppet's shows. (Well, perhaps not those shows specifically, but you get the point.)

    I'm a dynamic person in a changing world and I don't want to sit passively in front of a television, hoping that the networking gods have decided to grant me something entertaining from their static programming for the evening -- and then keep my fat ass glued to the sofa watching some Meridith Baxter Bernie HallMark chick-flick just because I'm too lazy to get up or too mind-numbed to turn off the tube.

    So maybe it's "big news" because it's television broadcast over the internet. Whoo. Amazing. Staggering. Imagine that... Porn sites have been doing this for years now, only without exactly the same content or content providers, of course. But if Paying $10 or $20 or $50 bucks per month to watch television on your fancy $1500 iMac makes you feel like you're a techno-god or getting the full use out of your over-priced computer, then go for it.

    By the way, I wonder what plans they have for moving this service to the US? I know they have a lot of battles to fight before trying to do so, but if I recall, they have an office in Mountain View (California). Now, what would they be doing there?
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  3. Re:How is it possible.... by Kysh · · Score: 1

    Nortel? That statistic is incorrect. (But, as we all know, 99.8824% of all statistics lie) -Kysh

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  4. Re:Determining Canadian citizenship by Kysh · · Score: 1

    * 'Class A' is obsolete terminology.
    * Portable netblocks could be pretty much anywhere
    * Below a /24, netblocks are not often SWIP'd,
    even though it's possible to piece out smaller
    bits of that netblock to pretty much any locale
    * Dynamically checking the assignments of
    netblocks from a whois against arin (whois -h whois.arin.net) is possible, but painful. Not to mention that you'd have to find an easy way to interpret the data you got back. And what happens if you have a major US backbone that services .ca, but retains SWIPs of their netblocks? You're f*@d.

    -Kysh

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  5. Re:I Feel Sorry for Canadians by Kysh · · Score: 1

    I'm from the south, I have a southern accent. My
    grammar is better than 90% of the people I speak
    with or talk to online. English is my first
    language.

    About accents, regional accents are not a sign of culture. They're a sign of region.
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    > And the way some people in the US mangle words
    > such as internet (inner-net), roof (ruff) and,
    > route (rout) and many other words.

    -Incomplete sentence.

    -Sentence begun with conjunction.

    -Proper pronunciation of 'Router' (Such as Cisco)
    is 'Rowter' (Monosyllabic). I almost laughed my tail off the other day when I heard a canadian pronounce it 'rooter'. A 'Rooter' is something used to pull up weeds. See 'roto-rooter'.

    -Canadians talking about stupid accents are being
    pure hypocrites. All accents are stupid, if one
    is prejudiced against people from the region of
    origination.

    -Kysh

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  6. Very Easy to check if you're Canadian by S|d|OuS · · Score: 1

    The easiest way is checking credit card info .. I doubt many americans have canadian credit cards and if so ..I think that it will be a small enough number that the US networks won't really give a shit anyway.

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  7. Re:Determining your Canadian by Alex_Kaufman · · Score: 1

    > "If there is hope it lies in the proles." -George
    > Orwell, 1984

    I think it was Goldstein who said that

  8. Some statistics by tfxx · · Score: 1

    Applies to USA I guess but interesting nontheless.

    Complete article here

    Table 1
    Nielsen//NetRatings Streaming Media Audience Trend, (At-Home, Month of April 2000)
    Streaming Media Unique Month Audience Percent Reach
    Nov-99 21,001,940 28.04 Dec-99 21,212,660 28.62 Jan-00 24,668,930 32.04 Feb-00 25,266,510 33.01 Mar-00 27,216,400 33.34 Apr-00 28,905,730 36.00
    Source: Nielsen//NetRatings, June 2000

    Table 2 Total Web Audience, by Connection Speed (At-Home, Month of April 2000)
    Percentage of Connection Speed Percentage of Online Streaming Media
    Audience Content Audience
    Modem 14.4 Kbps 6.6% 4.8% Modem 28.8/33.3 Kbps 33.6% 29.5% Modem 56 Kbps 51.1% 53.6% High Speed (over 56 Kbps) 8.6% 12.1%
    Source: Nielsen//NetRatings, June 2000

  9. Re:just-ask-for-roger-at-video-bargainville dept by kelvinc · · Score: 1

    ... Now I eat humble pie. If iCrave carries TreeHouse (kinda like Nick Jr.?) then all those non-Canadians who manage to "RRRroll up the rim" can watch Früvous hanging with Tansie and Rosabelle! (Sorry, I have kids, TreeHouse is about as good as TV gets in this house.) I don't see the draw for a product like this. With tier 2 service we get dozens of channels, including greats like CPAC and TV5, but there is still very little worth watching. Am I supposed to dump Shaw and pick up iCrave? Or just double up my TV tax?

  10. Re:this seems mostly harmless, and mostly useless. by Myko · · Score: 1

    Yup, a Canadian CC and proxy server and you're set to watch...

  11. KEEP IT CLEAN PEOPLE... by suwalski · · Score: 1

    People, I've been involved in **way** too many culture wars. I can think of sooo many "funny" insulting things to say about another country that they're just not funny anymore. Keep it clean. What you may find funny might not be funny to someone else.

    Oh yeah, and I am Canadian. =P

  12. Re:Still doesn't sound legal by Joe+Rumsey · · Score: 1
    The law in question was Canadian, and applied to people rebroadcasting without permission. Don't DBS providers generally have permission from the networks they carry, just as cable companies do? Maybe not, what do I know.

    I think the first guy was probably right that there's a distinction between content and signal modification, but if it isn't specifically worded that way, I can see the broadcasters winning in court anyway.

    This is a good test of slashdot: does anyone actually read replies after more than a day has passed?

  13. Re:Determining your Canadian by djfiander · · Score: 1

    > #1: Say "The Rant" blindfolded.

    I can't. I only watch TVO.

    > #2: What is Canada's greatest aerospace acheivement?

    Greatest ever actually put into production, or the greatest one covered up and buried to save the US aerospace program?

  14. Re:Nah by caduguid · · Score: 1

    Canada doesn't have "zip codes" it has "postal codes", and anyways, that's not what they used to ask for: What did they ask for? You guessed it... area codes.

  15. More on iCraveTV from the horse's mouth by TV+Barn · · Score: 1

    I wrote a column for a trade magazine earlier this year profiling the "rogue" founder of iCraveTV. In it he explains the biggest problem facing his nationality-sniffing technology: figuring out whether a user from AOL.COM is logging in from Canada or another country. Apparently ordinary checkers get spoofed all the time on this. But he claimed near-100 percent detection for his i-wall system. And for those of you wondering what the cable companies' role in all this is, you may be surprised what he says.

  16. Re:Determining your Canadian by Field+Marshall+Stack · · Score: 1

    It was winston, he wrote it in his diary. That book sucks anyway, it's a straight ripoff of "We" by Zamyatin.
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  17. Re:good question by absolute · · Score: 1

    the majority of Canadian Internet users use cable modem or ADSL. In cities, cable modem and 56K modem access are about the same price.

    Are you on crack? that is absolutly not true. the Majority of canadians are still on dialup modem connections. Which is still much cheaper, at about 18$/month for dialup, and about 39.95$/month for cable/DSL (which doesn't include the high setup cost for cable or dsl).

  18. Re:How is it possible.... by talonyx · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm a Canadian, and just about everyone I know with Internet has at least a cable modem... I have fullrate DSL... I think there will be plenty of market with this. Now if they switch to Windows Media Player I will be happy... I'd sooner support Microsoft than RealNetworks and plus WMP is preinstalled on Windows Me :) (Don't worry! I have Debian on dual boot!)

  19. Re:Determining your Canadian by TheTomcat · · Score: 2

    Hmm.. It's strange they didn't ask:

    If you walk down to the nearest McDonalds and order Pizza, do they laugh at you? (McD's sells pizza here)

    Do you avoid drinking Mountain Dew after supper because of the high caffeine content? (Dew doesn't contain caffeine here)

    Color or Colour? (detects Americans, but not Brits)

    Which is correct: "I'm gonna go buy a soda" or "I'm gonna go buy a pop"?

    Did you hear of the Bare Naked Ladies before 1997?
    What about Blue Rodeo, or the Tragically hip?

    Does Moses Znaimer control your pop culture?

    Is your takehome pay actually LOWER since you got that raise last month, due to taxes?

    Where's Nunavut?

    What's east of Quebec?

    I could go on and on, but I won't. This is already offtopic enough.

  20. Proving you are Canadian by DanaL · · Score: 2

    "I'm interested to see how they'll make sure I'm Canadian through software."

    The software will use DragonSpeak and verify that you repeat the phrase "Roll up the rim to win." correctly.

    Ack. Sorry...Canadians in the crowrd will recognize a moderately bad Tim Horton's commercial :)

    Dana

    1. Re:Proving you are Canadian by McFarlane · · Score: 1

      hey SEE,

      I saw a PETRO-Canada in upstate New York last year on my way to the Aidirondacks

      ...you guys seriously, *seriously* need some Canadian Tire stores tho' buddy

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    2. Re:Proving you are Canadian by SEE · · Score: 2

      Nah. There's several Tim Horton's here in Detroit, along with those ads.

      Steven E. Ehrbar

  21. Re:Determining your Canadian by Stalke · · Score: 1

    okay, considering that I'm canadian, your comments sound american anyway. Personally I love strange brew. They almost made a sequel of it recently. Bob and Doug Mackenzie are the best, so take off eh.. Anyways. Oh an by the way, the correct answer for #3 is Rocket Richard because your still in mourning..

    Anyways, here's the real questions that would be asked:

    #1: Say "The Rant" blindfolded.
    #2: What is Canada's greatest aerospace acheivement?
    #3. When was the last time the leafs won the Stanley Cup?
    #4: What is the Royal Canadian Air Farce?
    #5: What is the tallest free standing structure in the world?
    #6: Spell Color.

    That's good enough. Any Canadian should be able to answer all of those without any thought..

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  22. Exactly. by Camaro · · Score: 1

    I agree that Cdn telecom is way ahead of the US. I'm on a farm in Saskatchewan 50 miles from the nearest city and I bet within a year I'll have high-speed wireless internet access. I think that prediction is pretty accurate because construction on the tower that will serve the area with the so-called 'wireless cable' TV has already begun and the same company offers the wireless company, too. Can't wait!

  23. Re:Still doesn't sound legal by shanek · · Score: 1

    Yes, DBS providers must have permission to rebroadcast. In fact, Dish Network recently had to cut off a couple of stations because of a lack of retransmission consent. But this has nothing to do with converting the disgnal from analog to digital, as the previous poster stated.

  24. Re:Still doesn't sound legal by Joe+Rumsey · · Score: 1

    My original reply was just to ask whether or not the Canadian law that allows anyone to retransmit a broadcast without permission as long as it isn't modified in any way would count conversion from analog to digital as a modification or not. A simple question. DBS providers have no relevance to the matter at hand since they have permission to retransmit.

  25. Re:Canadian verification by McFarlane · · Score: 1

    okay Detroit-boy (the so-called "Hockeytown" - in someone's deranged dream maybe...)

    bring it on baby...

    who's better than badboy?
    who was Laura Secord?
    what is a CEGEP?
    what's the best game you can name?
    elmer the safety _______?
    what does the PETRO in PETRO-CANADA stand for?
    what is a vachon half-moon?
    what ship was the pride of the american side?
    name the most famous canadian military victory?
    what does bombardier make?
    what is poutine?
    what's the logo on a pack of player's cigaretes?
    ...on a bottle of ex?
    what is KD?
    where can one buy the President's Choice?
    what is Canada Trust?
    what does someone want when they ask for your SIN?

    (yeah, I know these are all easy ones, but he said keep it simple - ones most Canucks would get - even the dumb ones - if you want some more challenge just ask)

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  26. Re:Determining your Canadian by McFarlane · · Score: 1

    >#3. When was the last time the leafs won the
    >Stanley Cup?

    what are you trying to do torture us?
    at least the cup will be in wasaga beach this summer!

    >#4: What is the Royal Canadian Air Farce?
    the worst show on television and/or iCraveTV

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  27. Re:Determining your Canadian by Coniagas · · Score: 1

    nope....Cnadian Authentification Quiz should go like this...

    Q: you a canadian?
    a: yes

    Beep

    A real Canadian answers all questions with an Ehhhhhhhh?

    Question: Whois Douane
    Answer: Whatever

    And a real Canadian knows that Douane is not the name of the Guy who works for Canada Customs.

  28. Location through software? by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1
    Maybe by backtracing your IP? That's the only thing I can think of...

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    1. Re:Location through software? by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 1
      How far back can you trace it, if you're using IP-spoofing or even an anonymizer of some sort?
      What if you put a server in Canada, streamed to it, then from there streamed out to the rest of the world?

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    2. Re:Location through software? by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      Cheap shot.

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    3. Re:Location through software? by Paradox · · Score: 2

      Still, not everyone in Canada has a .ca address... for example, most (all?) of the .wave.home.com people are Canada.

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  29. How is it possible.... by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 2
    ...for this company to make money?
    To view TV content off the net requires more than dialup. So that the market segment is minute. and how many Canadians are there? 25 Million? how many have good connections? 1%? of those, who will want this?

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    1. Re:How is it possible.... by vsync64 · · Score: 1

      Two words: venture capital.

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    2. Re:How is it possible.... by Coniagas · · Score: 1

      Really?

      Thud... Sound of falling over....I rember doing contract work for Bell Canada in Toronto in 76 on glass Fibre. But when was it implemented?

      I live in a Montreal suburb. The 2nd largest City in Canada. With the Bell monopoly we had large areas of Montreal still cant have ASDL.

      I got tired of waiting for Ma Bell telling me to wait till 02 and ended up going with (Sound of Vomit> Videotron. The company that hired all the CIS service rep rejects.

      Now i dont know about out west or other areas of Canada, but in Montreal Bell has been dragging their heels still insisting that i use DataPac for my computer comm needs. Funny in Vermont where my cottage is i have had Fibre for 7 years, out in the boonies.

      Go figure

    3. Re:How is it possible.... by rlowe69 · · Score: 1

      You know what's funny? People in rural areas can get high speed service easier because their isn't so much bitching over territory. I live downtown in Our Nation's Capital and I only have one choice for high speed service: cable. Good thing it was the right one. :)

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    4. Re:How is it possible.... by LocalYokel · · Score: 2

      Ask /. covered this a few months ago:
      http://slashdot.org/article.pl? sid=99/10/16/1535210

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    5. Re:How is it possible.... by iCEBaLM · · Score: 2

      To view TV content off the net requires more than dialup. So that the market segment is minute. and how many Canadians are there? 25 Million? how many have good connections? 1%? of those, who will want this?

      Your question is how is it possible for them to make money. Lets assume your figures are correct. 25 million Canadians total, only 1% have a high speed internet connection. Thats 250,000 people, at $9 a month equals 2.25 million dollars a month.

      Now sure, not everyone is going to use it, 25% of that 1% maybe? Thats still 62,500 people with a monthly revenue stream of $562,500 or 6.75 million dollars per annum.

      This isn't chump change here, but of course, your numbers are way off, I'm willing to say there are more then 1% of Canadians who have high speed internet connections, and it will be increasing constantly. Not to mention I used iCraveTV on my dialup, and really it was viewable (was great for me, we don't get cable out here) so I don't see why you're limiting it to high speed internet users.

      -- iCEBaLM

    6. Re:How is it possible.... by Capn_Sternn · · Score: 1
      The University of British Columbia (UBC) in Vancouver is responsible for the ".ca" TLD.

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      Resemblance is fertile
      Your ass will be laminated

    7. Re:How is it possible.... by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 1
      I'd like to know how i can get hooked up with those VCs. I could use extra coin for some projects I'm working on.

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    8. Re:How is it possible.... by brunes69 · · Score: 5

      1%??? Not quite.. Up here in Canada we had DSL in the mainstream market WAY before the US.. I've had my connecttion for 3 years now, and thats not even in a big city (100,000 people here). Canada is one of the Global leaders in telecomminications, didnt you know that?

    9. Re:How is it possible.... by suwalski · · Score: 2

      Damned straight. Work for Nortel. Over 45% of the Internet runs on Nortel Equipment. Nortel HQ is in Brampton, Ontario, Canada. The largest R&D facility is right down the road from my house in Nepean. I work there.

      My name is Pat, and I AM CANADIAN!

    10. Re:How is it possible.... by x0dus · · Score: 1
      There are 30 million Canadians. As well, about 10% of home Internet users in Canada have high speed connections such as @Home (cable modem), or Sympatico High Speed Edition (ADSL). I don't see much of a problem with the streaming. However, I can't imagine paying $9/month to get MuchMusic when I can get it on cable for pretty much the same price and it won't be postage stamp size.

      Oh, and BTW this story and the article were already posted on Slashdot by timothy on June 10th.

    11. Re:How is it possible.... by lobos · · Score: 1

      Canada has a higher percentage of citizens using high-bandwidth internet connections than the United States. I wish I had the exact numbers with me, but Canada is leading by far.

    12. Re:How is it possible.... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's mainly the old cities that have the real problems... smaller towns have had several upgrades, and newer cities like Calgary (and Vancouver, to a degree) have no problem.
      The infrastructure in Montreal is rather old..

    13. Re:How is it possible.... by eh · · Score: 1

      Cable has been in my area for about 4 years also. I have only one friend who is on dialup and that's because he has illegal cable and doesn't want to pay extra for DSL. Broadband is VERY common up here, not sure about the situation in the US though...

    14. Re:How is it possible.... by leo.p · · Score: 1


      Now sure, not everyone is going to use it, 25% of that 1% maybe?


      NOT EVEN CLOSE!

      The accepted statistic amongst web$ster$ is that .01% (1 in a thousand) of surfers to a site will give their credit card to that site for whatever reason including purchase.

      In other words, assuming your other estimates are correct, we are looking at 250 subscriptions at 9$ a month.

      I'm going to go out on a limb and claim that iCraveTV knows venture capitalists and their money are soon parted. Either that, or a helluva lot of Americans are going to be looking at banners. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

    15. Re:How is it possible.... by leo.p · · Score: 1

      That should be .1%, not .01. .01 is an acceptable level of alcohol while driving but otherwise incorrect in the context above.

  30. Sounds good by Kwikymart · · Score: 1

    This is good. Well I am a Canadian citizen and all, but the fact is I dont watch much tv. Maybe if I could get it on my computer (yah,I know about tv tuners) I would watch more. Sigh, something more I can waste my bandwidth on.

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  31. simple workaround by ChadM · · Score: 1

    just use a canadian proxy and you're good to go(assuming they have a rock solid way of determining your IP is canadian). their server will say "oh look, canadian, ok good"

  32. Anything like this in the US? by cronio · · Score: 1

    Hey, anyone know if there's anything like this in the US? I know there's an online company that will tape shows for you and then you can watch them later, but I haven't heard of anything like this.


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    1. Re:Anything like this in the US? by Antipop · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, it's for Canadian citizens, but nothing's stopping you from viewing it in the US.
      -Antipop

  33. Re:Determining Canadian Citizenship [Serious] by Coniagas · · Score: 1

    PQ in Quebec means Pack Quick

  34. Re:Determining you're Canadian by McFarlane · · Score: 1

    naw, you're a citizen of the B.S.A.
    the Border States of America and in an original six city to boot

    you're a snow-addled half-canuck - kind of like the Northern English have quite a few things in common with the Scots

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  35. Re:good question by artr · · Score: 1

    With a 56k connection available through work which is also available at 30 prime locations in Canada,
    most of which i do business with or have family at, i dont pay a penny of personal, work benefits be having me online across the country and if i REALLY need something huge i get my friend with cable or my brother with DSL to burn it for me ...

    I wouldnt split too many hairs on this on, but if the same deal could be had with DSL or CABLE we are switching!!!! ICRAVE TV, yah id watch it to be amused, heck i still like going out to the movies
    try beating that for eye/ear candy!!

  36. Re:Determining your Canadian by SEE · · Score: 2

    Nah -- it's not that I'm an American, it's that I blabber[1]. When asked where I went to college in an over-the-phone credit card application, I gave lots of detail, including the per-capita income rank in the U.S. of the county in which it's located[2].

    [1] Unless you are saying there are no Canadians who blabber, in which case I will be forced to name a long list of prominent Canadians who do. And I'll probably also throw in their political affiliations, home towns, and other detail.

    [2] Third in the U.S., after Manhattan and whatever county Silicon Valley's located in. And we still don't have a four-star restauraunt within a hundred miles.
    Steven E. Ehrbar

  37. Re:I Feel Sorry for Canadians by NeverSayNever · · Score: 1

    I doubt you would find my accent laughable. I have friends from California and Washington state and we all speak with the same accent.

    There are minor vocabulary differences between US English and Candian English.

    Of course we have our Quebec and Newfoundland accents. Mind you most people speak French in Quebec; thus the french accent speaking english. And you have your Lousianna, Mississippi, Kentucky, North/South Carolina, Arkansas and so on...... The worst thing is that these people speak English as a first language.

    And the way some people in the US mangle words such as internet (inner-net), roof (ruff) and, route (rout) and many other words.

    BTW: We say about not a-boot.

  38. The parent of this post is NOT a troll comment by emufreak · · Score: 1

    I'm American and I think it's quite funny, actually. :)

  39. Re:Roll up the rim to win? by mikpos · · Score: 1

    It's featured on a bunch of really bad commercials. "Sir, I hear something. 'R-rr-r-roll?' Sir, I think we're Canada". Yes, there actually are commercials like that here.

  40. Re:Determining your Canadian by jeffstar · · Score: 1

    Mcdonalds also only sells poutine in quebec, its too bad too, it's really good!

  41. Re:Determining your Canadian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    > Pizza, do they laugh at you? (McD's sells pizza here)
    "Pizza" is using the term pretty loosely.
    Toast with tomato sauce is more like it!

  42. Re:Canadian verification by fudboy · · Score: 1

    who's better than badboy? neil sadaka

    who was Laura Secord? That's a trick question, as that is a anagram of an acronym for L.O.U.S.E.R.C.A.R.D, more commonly known as an SIN card

    what is a CEGEP? "can't even get no penicillin"

    what's the best game you can name? the nameless game.

    elmer the safety _______? glue.

    what does the PETRO in PETRO-CANADA stand for? petro-fied flapjacks

    what is a vachon half-moon?

    what ship was the pride of the american side?

    name the most famous canadian military victory?

    what does bombardier make?

    what is poutine?

    what's the logo on a pack of player's cigaretes?

    ...on a bottle of ex?

    what is KD?

    where can one buy the President's Choice?

    what is Canada Trust?

    what does someone want when they ask for your SIN?


    :)Fudboy

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    :)Fudboy

    I guess I'm only a Fudboy, looking for that real Transmeta
  43. Re:Canadian verification by fudboy · · Score: 1

    damn dirty mouse. jumpin to the submit button. and this was going to be a funny reply. only i was replying in the wrong place, wasn't I? or is it weren't I not? Damn, I guess I'll have to be a full time troll now.

    :)Fudboy

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  44. Re:Still doesn't sound legal by mikpos · · Score: 1

    As I understand it, the law refers to content. You cannot change the content. You can do whatever you want with the signal.

  45. Determining Canadian citizenship by emufreak · · Score: 1

    Get a list all of the class A's (I'd assume there's more than one)used by Canada and check the IP of users that try to access the site.

  46. Re:Proving you're Canadian by _Bean_ · · Score: 1

    The correct answer is C right?

  47. Past Examples by nutty · · Score: 1


    I remember a while back when I was coding perl for an australian company that was making a website for only australian's (it was about financing), our testing method was

    $name = lc($namein);
    if ($name eq 'bruce') {
    ...
    }

    O well, it will certainly be interesting to see how they do it..
    /nutt

  48. I Am Canadian by antidigerati · · Score: 1

    Reading through the comments I am finding ignorance.

    Canada has over 30 Million people now, not 25 million. Believe it or not, but Canada is extremely progressive and ahead in the telecommunications game. And how much money was IcraveTV making before?? Anything it makes under the new pay-schedule is a bonus!

    Canadians do NOT eat blubber... and the beaver is a proud and noble animal. =)

    If you haven't seen the cool Molson Canadian ad on TV (no idea where it is broadcast to).. you can view it online here :
    http://www.adcritic.com/c ontent/molson-canadian-i-am.html

    It attempts to dissuade a lot of the myths that Americans have about Canadians... in a very tongue-in-cheek manner.

    I hope you get it. [smirk]

    antidigerati

    1. Re:I AM CANADIAN by suwalski · · Score: 1

      Next to the Penguin, of course!!!

  49. just-ask-for-roger-at-video-bargainville dept by |DaBuzz| · · Score: 2

    just-ask-for-roger-at-video-bargainville dept ... great Moxy Früvous reference!

    Once I was the King of Spain ...

  50. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  51. Re:Still doesn't sound legal by shanek · · Score: 1

    Isn't digitally encoding an analog video signal a modification? Is there specific wording in the law that would allow it? Otherwise my uneducated guess would be that it's going to fail in the courts again.

    If that were true, then DBS providers would be breaking the law. They get very few signals digitally native.

  52. The Canadian Test by Jasonv · · Score: 1

    "Hello, ICrave"

    "Hi. I'd like to sign up..."

    "Unfortunately the world is going to end today at 8:00.... 8:30 in Newfoundland"

    If they 'get it' they're Canadian. :)

  53. Can't they just check the IP numbers like Lycos? by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Look at the USAToday site, it's "powered" by a lycos search engine, (wee) - but lycos only allows americans to search the site, if you have an IP number from "outside" they redirect you somewhere else. ie. only if you live in the US can you search the site... (try writing support about that - the trained monkeys are not very helpfull)

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  54. Hrm by GoRK · · Score: 2

    If I'd have known it was really this easy, I'd have written a perl script to automatically submit slashback's as news!!!

  55. Re:Skill Testing Questions by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    I think 'roll up the rim to win' donut shops are run by the CIA/FBI to enslave Canadians by doping the coffee w/ psychotropic drugs.
    Television isnt working as it did in the US, so they are trying another tact.

  56. Ask Vinnie Technology by dexter_goodfeather · · Score: 3

    ICraveTV's service provider is ACEnetx.com
    If you checkout www.acenetx.com, there is the technology that ICraveTV will use to restrict content to Canadians.
    This technology trademarked: "Ask Vinnie"
    ACEnetx has pattented "Ask Vinnie" technology that allows companies such as ICraveTV to restrict their content to specific geographical regions.

  57. Re:whois -a by LocalYokel · · Score: 1

    Ahem, living in Minneapolis, I know that 612 is not a Canadian area code. In any case, it was easy to work around it when they just used to area code "protection", and then for a while after that, you could just directly access the videos by saving the .RAM files to disk -- it was great, because I was able to catch The Simpsons a couple of times a day, and sometimes if the workload was slow enough, I'd watch Pokemon. Ahh, those were the days. I'm working on my The Family Guy collection at work these days.

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  58. Determining Canadian Citizenship [Serious] by citizenc · · Score: 2
    Determining Canadian citizenship would be easy. 90% of Canadian ISPs have their user's dynamically-assigened hosts end with .CA, or contain the 2 or 3 letter code specific to the Canadian provience they are connecting from. The codes are:
    • AB - Alberta
    • BC - British Columbia
    • MB - Manitoba
    • NB - New Brunswick
    • NF - Newfoundland
    • NS - Nova Scotia
    • ON - Ontario
    • PE - Prince Edward Island
    • QC - Quebec
    • SK - Saskatchewan
    All the site would have to do is make sure the domain ends with .CA .. if it doesn't, they can check for the existance of these characters.

    Or they could, by working with the Canadian Government, make a list of ALL of the ISPs that operate out of Canada, and filter for their domains exclusively.


    .- CitizenC (User Info)
    1. Re:Determining Canadian Citizenship [Serious] by iCEBaLM · · Score: 2

      Quebec is actually PQ, not to mention most ISP's do NOT use domains in the .ca TLD. Infact, out of about 5 or 6 locally, only two do, and none of them have the provincial codes in them. Usually a city code of some sort.

      -- iCEBaLM

    2. Re:Determining Canadian Citizenship [Serious] by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      Two TLDs:
      www.home.com
      www.interlog.com

      but www.sympatico.ca of-course...

    3. Re:Determining Canadian Citizenship [Serious] by ODiV · · Score: 1

      I think we're even. I've been to all provinces and territories except for Newfoundland (I was in Nunavut, but before the split).

      I see those polar bear license plates every day.

      Northwest Territories: NT
      Yukon: YT (I think... could be YK)

  59. Re:Determining your Canadian by x0 · · Score: 1

    This is one of those posts where I have to ask:' What's up with the piss poor moderation?' I se plenty of other posts along the same lines, but none of those were marked as troll.

    At worst, I can see a possibility for redundant, but 'troll' is just inexcusable.

    Sorry, just my two cents....

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  60. Re:Skill Testing Questions by MrChristie · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I Mother Earth is still good, but they were better on their ealier stuff. "Roll up the rim to win"... donut shops have way to much influence in Canada...

  61. Re:Here's how by god_of_the_machine · · Score: 1

    hmmmm....

    I seem to recall that's what they had in the first place, which caused all the commotion. Plus, on top of that they made you enter in your area code (for telephones), so Americans would have to figure out some Canadaian area codes.

    The long and the short of it is (so far as I know)that they ruled that it was so easy to circumvent the process that it was still intended to target Americans (and hence illegal).

    -rt-

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  62. Re:won't the cable co's be _mad_? by ddent · · Score: 1

    perhaps I wasn't clear.. people who pay cable ISPs get limited to 10 minutes of internet broadcasting.. (I don't think I mentioned internet)

  63. They can check weather or not your canadian by IP by Garak · · Score: 1

    They can check if someone is canadian by who the IP has been assigned to if its a canadian ISP, company or org than there canadian.
    I can't remember the site off hand but there is a site where you can do a whois on a IP and it will tell you who its been asigned to.
    This will work most of the time because most users in canada are connected to the net by canadian companys.(usually the local telephone company or cable company)

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  64. Nah by BMIComp · · Score: 1

    No, remember, they've got far superior methods of veryfing user's place of residence. Before they got shut down, they required you to enter in a zip code to verify your location. We can only imagine what they will come up w/ for their relaunch. Area codes?

  65. Re:Skill Testing Questions by god_of_the_machine · · Score: 1

    3. You can say the RRRR in Roll up the rim to win. Don't you love how advertisments have defined our national identity? Between Tim Hortons and Molsons we now have a stronger national culture than ever before! heheh.

    -rt-

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  66. what is the big deal about? by mr_gerbik · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why all the major networks haven't decided to broadcast online. What do they have to lose? They broadcast over publicly accessible airwaves.. why not broadcast over the internet?

  67. Canadian Oath by Earthling · · Score: 2

    I am Canadian (Quicktime movie)
    What behind canadian is all about. =)

    -Earthling

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    "I'm sorry, I had to; the irony was just too thick."
  68. Re:Determining your Canadian by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

    I prefer the following questions:

    1. Name the Canadian Provences.
    2. Name 10 american states and their capitols.

    Even if some few americans could get #1 above, no american could get #2.

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  69. Re:Roll up the rim to win? by kjr71 · · Score: 1

    Okay, so where can I download .mpgs? =) Gotta get some practise on that R-rr-rr-rr...!

  70. Re:Determining your Canadian by SEE · · Score: 2

    Did you hear of the Bare Naked Ladies before 1997?
    What about Blue Rodeo, or the Tragically hip?


    "No, because CBC Radio 2 doesn't play those during drive-time. Sue me for liking Mozart."

    Where's Nunavut?

    "It's the Inuit territory carved out of the Norhwest Territories. And I personally prefer the proposal to rename the rest of the Northwest Territories 'Bob' to the proposal to name it 'Aurora'."

    What's east of Quebec?

    Answer 1:
    "Newfoundland and New Brunswick. Then Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island east of New Brunswick."

    Answer 2:
    "The Maritimes, the last stronghold of the Progressive Conservatives. I wish they'd face facts and join the United Alternative."

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    Oh, BTW, I'm an American. Cross-border broadcasting works both ways.

    Steven E. Ehrbar

  71. Skill Testing Questions by NotQuiteSonic · · Score: 5

    1. Canada has a President? True/False
    2. We drive dog sleds?
    3. You can say the RRRR in Roll up the rim to win.

    1. Re:Skill Testing Questions by Glytch · · Score: 1

      Hot damn! I guess that explains why my code looks the way it does after an all-nighter. Well, it could be because I'm using perl, too.

  72. whois -a by Pzykotic · · Score: 2

    It's a fun little command, I bet they'll make ample use of it and either ban any IP that's not in Canada, or restrict it to just Canadian registered IPs. That's kinda tricky, though. Knowing iCraveTV from the past, though, they'll just put in a half-assed security effort, as they believe everyone should be allowed to access it, like before, only having to input a canadian area code. It was funny looking on all these websites that mentioned the site, they all said "To access this site, you must live in Canada and input a Canadian area code... such as 612, 451...", It was great ;)

  73. Re:Canadian verification by hawkestein · · Score: 1


    The common name for Coca Cola is:
    a) soft drink
    b) pop
    c) soda
    Of course the correct answer is B.


    This question discriminates against us Quebecois (who are still part of Canada last time I checked). In Quebec, anglophones use the term "soft drink". Saying "pop" in Quebec instantly labels you as being from the ROC (rest of Canada).

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  74. Proving you're Canadian by bgarcia · · Score: 2
    I'm interested to see how they'll make sure I'm Canadian through software.
    Before entering this site, please answer the following question.

    Are you or have you ever been a citizen of Canada, and are you accessing this web site from within the borders of Canada, member of the British Commonwealth?

    1. Yes.
    2. No.
    3. That's a confusing question, eh?

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    1. Re:Proving you're Canadian by SEE · · Score: 2

      As the "British" part was dropped years ago, the answer cannot be "yes", since Canada is now no longer a member of anything called the British Commonwealth.

      Second, I know plenty of Americans who say "eh". The standard southern Michigan caricature of Yoopers has them saying "eh" all the time, but plenty of southern Michiganians say it, too.

      Steven E. Ehrbar

  75. Re:Verifying Canadian Origin by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    Probably not because you have to obey the laws of the country that you are currently in, no matter what your citizenship is

    Unless you are a foreign emissary. You are then given special-quasi-pseudo untouchable status. Move to Ottawa, but watch out for the strange Red Liscense Plates... they'd sooner run you down with their $100k Mercedes than spit on you.

  76. Re:most influential powerful culture in modern tim by tealover · · Score: 1

    you shouldn't get so worked up by trolls, budddy.

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  77. Re:I Feel Sorry for Canadians by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

    The funniest word-mangling done by Americans is pronouncing 'NASA' as 'na-saw'
    I get a real laugh about that one.

  78. Quebec is PQ _AND_ QC .. by citizenc · · Score: 1

    Quebec is both PQ AND QC, according to Canada Post anyway..

    And, for the record, the majority of MY isps have ended with .CA and/or had "MB" in them..



    .- CitizenC (User Info)

    1. Re:Quebec is PQ _AND_ QC .. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      So? we're talking about canadian second-level domains here....

  79. Location Checking... by suwalski · · Score: 2

    It could be as simple as using credit card info. Presumably, the 9 bucks (that's 6 bucks US, BTW) would be payed by Credit Card. When credit card orders go through, I know that some customer info is listed. I know that name is one of them, but I'm not sure about adress. I'm sure that if they use a Canadian bank for the credit card stuff they can check if the parent account for the card is of local origin (I mean, if I go out of country, the machines know to convert the money, right?). So that's how it could be done.

    On another note, to those who seem to be quoting that excellent "I Am Rant" beer commercial, if you haven't seen it yet, go visit: http://www.adcritic.com/cont ent/edge-102-i-am-not.html (this is at least as funny!). Sorry to people who can't play QuickTime. =(

  80. Re:won't the cable co's be _mad_? by suwalski · · Score: 1

    Well, actually, Rogers offers cable around here. Rogers is also part of the @home network who offer cable internet...

  81. how to check country by buss_error · · Score: 1
    Check the netblock with ARIN. If not CA, you are out of luck.

    Of course, there are always proxies.....

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  82. Re:How is it possible....Ignorance is Bliss by DestructioN · · Score: 1

    I'll do you one better, I live in a city with 26,000 people, and we have _3_ high speed internet companies here. We've still to see Sympatico HSE or @HOME. We have two companies offering cable service, with limited bandwidth, but the DSL company is the shit. RADSL 7Mbit down, 1Mbit up max, and they GUARANTEE 3Mbit of downstream. On those kind of connections it's more likely this company won't see profit for the mere fact that to produce an image of quality and size needed to attract customers they'll break their bank accounts on the backbone. I don't think I know anyone still on dialup, it's actually cheaper to buy Cable/DSL than to get a phone line/dialup account. The cable is a mere $10 more than the dialup account alone. We're just starting to see the telecommunications competition here. Satellite, Digital Cable, we're getting a second local service provider for telephone (like I said, I live in a city with 26,000 or so people). iCrave TV simply can't compete when we already have Satellite/Cable providers competing for the same market with superior technology. They're going to go under.
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  83. Re:Canadian verification by SEE · · Score: 2

    Any self-respecting resident of the Metro Detroit Area would get those two *easy*.

    And as an American who watches "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", I doubt there's much that could trip me up without getting a large number of Canadians, too.
    Steven E. Ehrbar

  84. Re:Determining you're Canadian by Rahoule · · Score: 2

    Some older Canadian dictionaries give color as the correct spelling with colour as an alternative. The Gage Canadian Dictionary (circa 1977) is like that. However, the newer ones list the -our spellings first. Back in the '50s, Canadian spelling was a lot more British than American in other ways; in high school, my mom used spellings like programme and encyclopædia. I prefer program, but I've got to love the "ae" ligature in encyclopædia.

    I've also noticed, in more recent years, a lot more Americans spelling cancelled as canceled, as Noah Webster (inventor of American spelling) intended. Perhaps that's because, although American dictionaries have always given canceled as the correct spelling, so many Americans used cancelled and assumed it correct that few people bothered to check. The proliferation of spelling checkers on word processors is probably what has caused the change.

    It's kind of silly the way dictionaries try to influence spelling and fail. I've seen British dictionaries that tell the Brits to use -ize in words like realize, organize, etc., but -ise (as in realise, etc.) is still extremely common in the U.K.

    I've recently been alarmed by a lot of my fellow Canadians calling the last letter of the alphabet "zee" instead of "zed". Oh, well. At least we know that "zee" == "zed". I heard of one guy whose last name was "Fitzpatrick" and liked to order stuff by phone. Sometimes, when asked to spell his name, the operator on the other end would ask what a "zed" was. I guess I know where the other end of the line was...

  85. How to find out if I'm Canadian? by cmat · · Score: 1

    Heck, that's the easiest part!

    All you need to use is a "click-through" license. What, you don't think it's good enough? Well, it supposedly stands up in court for software written by large companies... ;) Why shouldn't it work in this case?

    Chris

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  86. I AM CANADIAN by HRbnjR · · Score: 2

    "What is your name?"
    Chris.

    "What is your quest?"
    I would like to sign up for iCraveTV.

    "What is the water-speed velocity of a beaver?"
    African or European?
    "I don't know that!, AHHHHH!!"

    Hell, how many non-Canadians would even know the beaver is the national animal? (It's the most fearsome creature you have ever seen! :-)

  87. Canadian verification by dboyles · · Score: 2

    I'm interested to see how they'll make sure I'm Canadian through software.

    My guess is they'll have some sort of "quiz" sort of like Leisure Suit Larry did back in the day (they figured if you knew the answers to certain questions, you're probably of age).

    For example:

    The common name for Coca Cola is:
    a) soft drink
    b) pop
    c) soda
    Of course the correct answer is B.

    Gordie Howe was:
    a) a Prime Minister
    b) a CNN news anchor
    c) a hockey player
    ...and so on.

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  88. won't the cable co's be _mad_? by ddent · · Score: 1

    Need a way of checking? I know.. its simple.. they just need to ask if we say "eh" a lot! :-)

    These people look like they could do well being customers of the sealand place..

    In all seriousness, I think they have a good niche market, but aren't the cable ISPs going to complain? Already they limit people who pay them to 10 minuts of broadcasting.. I think this will scare them a lot.

    Remember the story on paying for good routing? I am sure the cable ISPs also have the capability to do bad routing...

    1. Re:won't the cable co's be _mad_? by ddent · · Score: 1

      you know, I just looked at their site, and saw something interesting: they suggest an ADSL or cable modem, and then say (ADSL is usually offered by telephone companies). Is this their small piece of revenge on the cable cos? :)

    2. Re:won't the cable co's be _mad_? by suwalski · · Score: 1

      Ooops. Hosehead, eh?!

  89. this seems mostly harmless, and mostly useless... by Wrenna · · Score: 1

    There are very few channels for which these folks want to charge, they are only doing it to Canadians, and they are not charging much. My question is, what's the point? It's not really going to make a lot of money, and if the goal is to be annoying, they could certainly go a lot farther. seems pretty dumb to me.

  90. good question by mikpos · · Score: 2
    The only relevant statistic I could find is that there were 24.8% of the 11.6 million households in Canada access the Internet from home. Unfortunately I couldn't find anything that says how many use a cable modem or DSL (or faster).

    In my experience (which I won't pretend is representative), the majority of Canadian Internet users use cable modem or ADSL. In cities, cable modem and 56K modem access are about the same price.

    So I'm going to say there are around almost one million households who would be the market for this. Mind you if the cable modem, the probably have cable TV. So that brings their market down to about one person, Joe in Windsor, who's too lazy to move his fat ass to the living room to watch his TV.

    So I agree with you: there isn't a very big market for this.

  91. trick question by georgeha · · Score: 2

    Name the Canadian Provences.

    There's only one Provence, it's in France.

    George

  92. Re:this seems mostly harmless, and mostly useless. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    Perhaps, so they can get your credit card information, and hence, know what country you live in?

  93. Re:I Feel Sorry for Canadians by suwalski · · Score: 1

    That was pretty harsh, buddy.

    - Canadian history is just as long as US history. Shows that Americans care even less about their natives than Canadians...

    - We not only put out hockey, but basketball as well, and football was invented by a Canadian (working in the US)

    - All of English Canada speaks with a much better accent than those crazy American rednecks (and southerners), and yes, like to make fun of Quebec-ers...

    Point is, Europeans are separated from the US. Canada isn't. And so many more US companies are coming into Canada, that Canada has to be bold to try to outdo some of them. Paper, a necessity: do you have any idea how much paper is produced up here for you guys?

  94. Re:Streaming Television...I don't think so... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    Yup. Internet users in general.

    In Canada, I'd sure like to see the numbers, but I'd bet that a great many people have broadband (as you call it).

    High-speed access is available in most towns and cities in Canada now, in many cases, from multiple providers.

    For instance, here in Calgary..we have cable, and 2 dsl providers.. plus emerging wireless stuff...

  95. Re:most influential powerful culture in modern tim by NeverSayNever · · Score: 1

    I am totally puzzled.

    While I made a spelling mistake, you didn't go to the trouble to read my message properly. I wrote a pro-*Canadian* message (we all suffer from typos sometimes).

    You totally misssed the point.

  96. Streaming Television...I don't think so... by ryanman101 · · Score: 1

    Streaming television doesnt seem to be feasible to me. Since I am a web programmer, i do a lot of reading at Useit.com, which I'm sure many of you do as well. One of the articles says that most internet users won't have broadband until 2003, and some won't have it until 2008. So right now, AOL and local providers rule, with DSL and cable moving up the scale but not fast enough to keep up with the available media. And additionally, I think that making sure that a user is from Canada shouldn't be too hard. You just have all ISPs in Canada register their IP subdomain(s) with the company. Yes it would be tedious, but hey, it would work. If they are looking for a solution, there's one for you. I just hope they have the time and money to do it, not to mention the bandwidth...

  97. Re:Determining your Canadian by max99ted · · Score: 1
    Oh, BTW, I'm an American. Cross-border broadcasting works both ways.

    ...and we can tell - if you were Canadian, your answer to "What's east of Quebec?" would have been "the Maritimes." No Canadian would have gone into that much detail.

    Sorry :)

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    Please stop APK.. you're only hurting yourself.

  98. Re:I Feel Sorry for Canadians by tealover · · Score: 1

    i was just joking dude. it was kind of a response to the many pro-Canadian comments that were knocking the US. I find all forms of nationalism distasteful, but I don't think people need to compound it by putting down other people.

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  99. Re:I Feel Sorry for Canadians by max99ted · · Score: 1
    luckily i hit refresh as i was about to lay into your post....

    ...or 'drop the gloves' as it were.

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  100. Still doesn't sound legal by Joe+Rumsey · · Score: 1

    Isn't digitally encoding an analog video signal a modification? Is there specific wording in the law that would allow it? Otherwise my uneducated guess would be that it's going to fail in the courts again.

  101. Be I American or not, I want my CBC by Ikari+Gendou · · Score: 1

    iCrave was great when it first ran. I turned on CBC and got to watch the morning news, see some shows, etc. The closest I can get to a station from another country on my cable co. system is Telemundo. -_- If iCrave can make these Canada only restrictions stick, it's gonna suck.

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  102. Determining your Canadian by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5

    I'm interested to see how they'll make sure I'm Canadian through software.

    I recently tried signing up for this service, despite the fact I'm American. I can tell you they're very serious about making sure only Canadians sign up. Here's how the signup process went.

    Service: So, your Canadian, eh?
    Me: Uh, yeah, I am........eh!
    Service: OK, so we just have to verify that, you know. Question #1: What is the worst movie of all time?
    Me: Strange Brew.
    Service: Correct. Question #2: What's up with those Americans?
    Me: I don't know, they need to relax a little I suppose.
    Service: Right. OK, just one last question. Question #3: Who's the greates hockey player of all time?
    Me: Um, that would probably have to be Wayne Gretsky.....eh?
    Service:.....That all you got to say on the subject?
    Me: Uh, yeah, I guess.
    Service: You poser! A real Canadian would have argued the point for 2 hours solid!

    Busted. So as you can see, their methods are totally full-proof. No American can talk about hockey for 2 hours straight.

    :-)

  103. They wont... by mmoin · · Score: 1

    But they will do it to a degree that is legally acceptable to any governments involved. It's the next generation of "compliance".

  104. Here's how by TheTomcat · · Score: 2

    >I'm interested to see how they'll
    >make sure I'm Canadian through software

    login.html:
    <FORM ACTION="mainpage.php3">
    <INPUT TYPE=CHECKBOX NAME="can">
    By clicking this button, I acknowlege that I am Canadian, and that I am NOT a citizen of another country, trying to gain unauthorized access to your network. This is a legally binding contract between myself and the service provider. [insert rest of legal gobblygook here.]
    <INPUT TYPE=SUBMIT VALUE="I AM CANADIAN">
    </FORM>

  105. Verifying Canadian-ness by bridges · · Score: 3
    It'll clearly be a challenge-response sort of security scheme: For example:

    "ICraveTV Canadian-ness Challenge: Complete the following sentence: "Beauty, ____!"

    And of course, Hockey questions could be their bread-and-butter....