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Beer In Space
Saint Aardvark writes: "Check it out...NASA recently sent up an experiment to see how well beer could be brewed in space. The result? One millilitre of space brew. Can orbital microbrew be far behind?" They've been making great strides since our first Beer in Space article.
Mmmmmm... orbital brew.....
sudo eat my shorts
You can imagine what the ISS would be like with a couple of tipsy astronauts/cosmonauts, etc.
No drinking and driving a space shuttle.
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
Sounds like they've already got an orbital microbrew.
They need to start thinking about macrobrewing, if you ask me.
If you got drunk and puked, and the puke wouldn't fall because of gravity than you could choke on it.
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I can't wait for thye first beer related accedent. We can start a chapter for
M - others
A - gainst
D - runk
D - Driveing -and-
A - sternaut
S - afety
S - tandards
Free beer has made it to space
Soon we will have to go there to get free speach.
Sounds like they've got 1000 microbrews already.
I'm a nature photographer.
Beer gooood!!!
My tax dollars are paying for WHAT???
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
I mean that would kinda suck. Although light is better than nothing I guess ...
pherris
"And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
They better not send him up to the ISS again! Otherwise instead of a DIY table, it will be a DIY beer brewing laboratory!!! I wonder if NASA would notice the missing supplies.... :-P
You may be too young to remember this beer commercial
It don't get no better than BISS!
Brewski of International Space Station.When you need to piss,
Think BISS!!
If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile.....
Everybody meet me at that new microbrewery... Meet me at the elevators at 5:25, and we will take my plane
As if Coors wasn't light enough already
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Is a zero G environment the place you want to induce burping? Foamy masses are a lot less adorable when chunks are floating in them...
As i read it, the problem with soft drinks and beer is the lack of a downward force to keep the elements of the drinks in proper alignment. What if a small, personal, rotational bed type apparatus could be used to provide centripetal acceleration to the fluids. (They same kind they are experimenting with to give Astronauts proper exercise in space) So the beer could be brewed while rotating and soft drinks could be enjoyed at a familiar 9.81 m/s^2. Very much a hassle, but worth it for a quick fix.
We bring up yeast and whatnot all the way up there to do an experiment that is essentially the same as doing the experiment in my garage, only more legal, and hellishly more expensive. Would you expect less? This is neat but it also pisses away money (and credibility) that NASA sorely needs.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Now a good second step would be to grow weed and later test it on a willing subject. Now that's an astronaut's diary I'd like to read.
Do we really want some drunk astronaut destroying the bijillion dollare Internation space station. This wouldnt be cool.
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because at $1400 for a glass of SpaceAle, I'm voting for "Free Beer" over "Free Speech".
So that's what my tax dollars are paying for...
I'm all for space exploration, but damn, can't they do something useful? I know that growing food in zero-g is important, but can't they at least try something like wheat or hydroponic tomatoes instead of beer...
I remember the Russians just shipped bottles of Vodka with the Progress supply ship.
Ah, how I love the human race ; )
Where else but the University of Colorado would students be figuring out how to brew beer in space?
Of course, we're also figuring out how to make mice breed in Mars gravity...I can see some kind of experiment crossover...
"Hey Bob, the mice aren't breedin'! Time to get 'em drunk!"
Answer: Party Pig
The Party Pig uses a self-expanding pouch to maintain pressure in a 2.25 gallon beer keg. Because it doesn't rely on adding carbon dioxide to maintain pressure, it is well suited for use in space.
BTW, I currently own 4 Party Pigs and a 20 gallon oak barrel, currently filled with a Belgian Lambic Ale.
A word of advice to all the /.ers under the drinking age. Don't take up home brewing Freshman year in college like me just because you can buy the supplies to make beer. Oops, did I just give you information? Please ignore the power of that information.
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Master Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun.
Gotta love someone who will only do a thesis involving something she can eat or drink in the end. I like that attitude, I think I'm in love...
osoma bin stallman wants free as in speech not as in...
oh i don't give a fuck. i just wnated to say osoma bin stallman..
cuase he's a fanatic...you know like...feh...
*yawn*
In heaven there is no beer,
that's why we drink it here...
I mean, how could they get anyone to sign up for a three year trip if there wasn't going to be beer on board?
Damn, and here I was thinking that space wasn't good for anything except satellites and satellite accessories. Just think, this potentially has applications for everything from homebrewing to commercial zymurgy! Boy, keep on funding the space program, it's paying for itself EVERY GoDDAMNED DAY!
It's like the ants and tiny screws, that had applications for everything from watchmaking to watch repair!
Remember kids, Simpsons references == karma!
AC's cheerfully ignored
"Amerrican asstonaut beerr is bad" When interviewed by an international news agency.
Mmmmm... beer.
Now if they could only somehow smuggle potato chips on board. As long as they're not ruffled, and they don't clog the instruments.
Let's see... IIRC 1000 ml = 1 liter and 1 liter of water = 1 kg. There's 2.2 lb per kg and it costs $10,000 to lift 1 lb into orbit. It costs $22,000 to lift 1 kg or 1 liter into orbit or $22.00 per ml. Add to that the cost of hauling up the homebrew equipment that is one expensive brew.
"This beer better be the best tastin' beer in the world." - Barny Gumble
It's stories like these that convince me that NASA is past it's prime. Very past it's prime.
The billions of dollars we waste on these absurd programs would be MUCH better spent on developing...say...reliable
broadband service in every home, or nanotechnology.
Guess we're stuck with this mess until the Star Trek generation dies off.
As long as they dont piss where they r not supposed to
As a home brewer, though, I expect they'd have to go straight DME, as doing an all grain job would be quite a mess, sparging and all. Now there's something for NASA engineers to work out!
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
..government funding hard at work!
can't fight against the youth.
If this was done by belgium people I could see the headlines :
Drunk pilot crashes Shulte in Atlantic, 5000L beer spilled in ocean!! Nasa will install breathezizers on shutle
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man i'm so bored. Why can't they start the war already.
Fucking bunch of neo-hippy fucktards are already protesting. Shut up you little bitches you don't have to fight, there are plenty of men willing to defend america, you bitches can stay home and cook dinner.
Well, I guess it's beer so who cares who good it tastes as long as it's cheap and potent, right?
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I know it's off topic, but...
If I wanted to block all afghanistan internet
connections, would this work?
$IPTABLES -A INPUT -s *.af -j DROP
Oh, and here is something interesting, there is only 1 person in Afghanistan who uses Linux. Don't believe me? here's proof
Now it's just a matter of time before they have the first *moonshine* still in space. Better watch out for revenooers!
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Beer must be considered very precious on the ISS.
"Alright, who drank the sample?!"
Remember "Bring 'em on"? *sigh
This post-graduate is a woman who has experience brewing beer...in space. If that isn't Mrs. Right, then I'll never meet her.
"Don't mind me cutting myself on Occam's Razor"
So can anyone come up with an actual use for this? I am no expert on brewing or space travel and was wondering if there could be a practical use for this. Anyone?
"Patience is a virtue, afforded those with nothing better to do." - I don't remember
Can orbital microbrew be far behind? If one millilitre isn't a microbrew, I don't know what is.
As a raging alcoholic, I firmly advocate the utilization of multi-billion dollar technology to create an orbital version of a substance only slightly less common than water.
Duffman thinks the ISS needs a mascot! Hoh yeah! *thrust*
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It sounds like they used a bottom fermenting yeast... how would that have compared with a top fermenter? I personally don't drink heavily carbonated beers, prefering ales and *Guinness*. It's hardly a surprise that they used a bottom fermenting yeast consider Coors sponsored the event: they make a beer that uses carbonation as one of the mechanisms for hiding the flavour. (The other mechanism is of course refridgeration). I wonder if a top-fermenting yeast used in space would give a more carbonated ale? But, at the end of the day, this being Coors, they're looking at ways of increasing alcohol content without regard to taste (which is why brewers in Coor's league freeze their beers).
All you need is a giant space stomach for all that space beer in the evening and you can get some great propulsion in the morning.
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With proper respects to John Madden, I guess it's settled.
Less filling!
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There is already plenty of alcohol in space.
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we all know that alcohol as astronauts don't mix...this gives ``drunk driving'' a whole new meaning ;)
Nice to know that NASA has thier priorities straight. I wonder what napkin they dreampt this little venture on and when it is going on ebay?
Forget trying to build the IIS, I want to focus on getting beer up there. The really important stuff.
And I laughed when Jerry Sienfeld joked about bring a car to the moon; how it was the ultimate male idea. Brining a car to the moon so we coule drive around.
Now we have beer...guess they'll have to make it illegal to drive drunk on the moon aswell, before we have an accident.
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(Yes, I am going to post anonymously because I don't want any karma stolen for answering a technical question that is completely off topic)
Enjoy!
Fried
i'm sure some of those naughty cosmonauts have been brewing the good stuff up there for years! share the wealth man...share the wealth. maybe they've found the best shot at making space profitable (read: sell us space beer. we pay money.)
Considering she worked for Coors, maybe she should first become interested in how beer is brewed on Earth.
If you're interested in beer on Earth, check out the Fremont Oktoberfest this weekend in Seattle!
Sex (been there), beer (done that), ...
Space rocks, man!
"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
This concerns me on what NASA is spending my tax money on, can't they do something cool like find out if there really is LIFE ON MARS!
you can't get beers in space, I will refuse to leave earth! :p
When we're winning
We'll be singing
I get knocked down
But I dont give a shit
Cos in space there ain't no up or down
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:
"We could walk for ever
walking on
walking on the moon..."
I get knocked down
But I don't give a shit
Cos in space there ain't no up or down
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times:
"This is ground control to Major Tom
Take your protein pill and put your helmet on..."
I get knocked down
But I don't give a shit
Cos in space there ain't no up or down
We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing
Time to send up some master brewers with a few tons of hops and malt. Let them play with various batches and send the "space brew" back to earth.
Hell, I'd pay about $100 for a drink of space brew if it had orbited the earth a few thousand times. NASA could send up the raw materials on cheap(er) rockets, and sell the brew for a good profit. A few thousand litres could pay for a shuttle flight.
the AC
Hemos is like...sci-fi fans;he thinks technology is cool, but he hasn't bothered to understand the science it's based on
It's NASA's new funding model. With Congressional support going down and other monies being directed to the "war", they thught they needed some other source of funds.... Soooo.... Next month the brewery module is being attached to the ISS. =;]
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Folks,
I think it's going to be one heck of a challenge to make alcoholic beverages in the microgravity environment of space.
The reason is simple: just about every alcoholic beverage requires the use of gravity to control the fermenting process. There will be no such thing as top-fermented (British-style) beer or bottom-fermented (Central European-style) beer, for starters.
I wouldn't be surprised that a major Germany brewery or a British brewery will sponsor a major test of how beer brews in space that will be run on the Columbus module on the International Space Station.
Space as in "beer", or space as in "between your ears"?
Finally, Slashdot's two favorite pasttimes, space travel and beer, have been combined in a glorious science experiment!
:)
I know that this catch-phrase has been overused as of late, but...
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
I guess it must be pretty easy to pour a black & tan in zero-grav, no?
The further someone is from the protection of Earth's atmosphere the more they are exposed to Solar radiation. One of the big problems with brewing beer is to keep the yeast the same - not have it mutating on you.
It seems to me that brewing in space without complete shielding would leave the process defenceless against producing a truly vile beer.
I'd be more impressed if they did some distilling. Moon moonshine would be an accomplishment and the process is dangerous/more daring.:)
IMHO, as per
J:)
Oh well, no point in steering now.
Sign me up!
Does anyone know how beer bubbels in zero gravity?
Does it bubble at all? In if so... what will they do? Will the bubbles just float around at random, increasing in size by collision?
Eat it.
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lasts longer + stronger, tho takes a while to kick in, as opposed to the instant effect of smoking/vapourising.
As for growing your own: http://members.nbci.com/_XMCM/dopefiend420/mariju
And its bloody easy... 2 X 8 watt florescent inspection lights [probly $10-15, i paid £9.99 each @ maplin] across the top of a 12"w x 18"D plastic tub [painted brilliant white, not silver or lined with foil!] Your initial grow chamber.
Why? Cos I dont wanna fund organised crime, including child prostitution [12 year old girls sellin their bodys kinda gets me tense!], extortion, gun importa, heroin + crack pushing, etc.....
Oh and ever wondered what is in/on that shit/weed?
Ali
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I don't know about all of you, but I am ecstatic about the fact that we spend billions on the space program just to make sure that we can brew beer when we pollute this planet so much we have to leave. I can rest easy now.
Dude where's my space shuttle...
Could they possibly waste our tax dollars more blatently. Don't they ever do anything USEFULL in the space program??
Check out my weird-but-true article
"Fat Slobs in Space."
I've worked with the Space program many years...
"... First of all, being seriously overweight might just be the best way to avoid the motion sickness that plagues a third of astronauts in orbit.... if you are grossly obese, we cannot get you sick."
Check out my weird-but-true article
"Fat Slobs in Space."
URL is:
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I've worked with the Space program many years...
"... First of all, being seriously overweight might just be the best way to avoid the motion sickness that plagues a third of astronauts in orbit.... if you are grossly obese, we cannot get you sick."
Unfortunately it doesn't lend itself to the traditional frosty glass mug! Instead, beverages are dispensed into a special bottle (pictured above) that screws onto the dispenser.
Looks like a powerade bottle to me, but I could be wrong.