Quirky Engineers Gone the Way of the Dinosaur?
Milican writes "I think its time we ask our fellow Slashdotters, 'is there still room in a company for a quirky 'guru', or are projects so large now by necessity team-based development rules.' Read this article on Embedded.com and decide for yourself." I think this article didn't describe someone really 'quirky' though - it was someone who didn't really want to work.
How could this be, given the popularity of Dilbert?
I wish we had one!
If I weren't nailed to the penis, I'd be pushing up the daisies!
For fuck's sake, did they not interview this stinky flea-bag?
Someone who can't take any care over their appearance is not liable to take any care over anything else, either.
"Information wants to be paid"
The time when a pair of hackers would put out an operating system is gone, nowadays OS teams are large, specially in the Redmond area. This applies to other kinds of software as well. I'm affraid it's not 1968 anymore.
There is always room for someone who is different who actually does work, and actually does know his shit.
Even in a team based environment. There is an example here at my work in the Unix SA team. The smartest person I have probably ever met in respect to Unix just sits there and plays chess online and reads slashdot, but when there is an actual problem to be fixed, he not only fixes it, but documents it well enough that he shouldn't have to be bothered from his chess playing next time it comes up. I respect him anyway, and from the rumors of his paycheck, The Man does also.
He just didnt want to work.
There is always room for individualism and outright wierdness on a team, as long as the person can communicate and somewhat meet deadlines.
However, the best developers and engineers I have ever known are always out working on personal projects. Its a way to get your juices flowing when you have been stumped on a problem for a few days/weeks.
If it only lasts a day or so, and only happens every few weeks, it was encouraged in all the teams I've been in.
Even if you don't want to live with the "quirky guru", they will always exist!
Life is the leading cause of death in America.
With the cooling of the economy, and a squeeze on corporate profits, a lot of the "quirky" types will get downsized, in favor of keeping the truly productive.
I don't think they've gone the way of the dinosaur, the demand is cycical. So they'll be back when the economy grows more rapidly.
People like to expound on the successes of tortured geniuses who work 20 hour days, failing to recognize that for the most part, they fail miserably at the tasks they set themselves out to do. It's true, some people do work their best when left alone, but most of us would rather just not work if we're not being scrutinized. Laziness is always easier.
It's a fact of human nature that we limit our perceptions... our eyes can sometimes ignore a certain color, we tone out people we don't want to hear, and we don't see that extra " mark in the code no matter how hard we try. Working on a team might add an extra amount of burden to solo-flying engineer, but it also means someone can catch the big, flaming errors he makes.
Having recently been in the "want-to-be-hired" position, I found many jobs were wary of hiring people that had an abundance of technical skills and no interpersonal skills. Ten years ago a company would have to just suffer with those quirky engineers... these days, there are lots of great workers who might be 90% of what the "quirky" guy is, but who you definitely would rather have around more.
I remember the headaches we had when a real bad former employee used us as a reference on another job interview...
If you say you wouldn't hire that person again, there is a threat of legal action...so we just said he had worked here and let him become someone else's problem
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I think this is article is accurate, to an extent. In my experience, the geeks lacking social skill in high school often develop it later on. Plenty of 'geeks' end up funny, socialable, and rich. The combination of the three feed of each other, in the business community.
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Looks like they had a bad experience with one guy and concluded all lone geniuses do not exist. What's wrong with this picture?
This piece raises more questions than it answers.
I'm curious about how the quirky one managed to demonstrate mastery of the system he was being employed to develop, yet so spectacularly failed when he actually had to produce the goods. Certainly it seems like he didn't have single-minded attention on the job in hand (but even engineers deserve a life).
I'd be interested to hear his side of the story: there could have been plenty of internal organisational reasons or technical reasons why he didn't gel, which the author of the piece may not be so forthcoming about.
And, if his body odour was really a problem to his inter-relationships with colleagues (and it sounds like it was), why did he not obtain medical help? (Or work from home?)
It all smells a bit one-sidedly fishy to me.
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A pretty normal co-worker of mine once told me of a software engineer he had worked with at a previous company. This engineer would write software and during the debugging process hold a conversation with his hand concerning the problem at hand. The best part was, his hand (he) would talk back to himself in the voice of Donald Duck.
The same guy was also said to have hit a deer with his car on the way to work one morning. The next day he came to work with a home-made "cow catcher" like contraption (imagine the front of locomotive) welded to the front of his car to avoid any further damage due to auto-deer collisions. The big problem with this "solution" was that the contraption was so heavy, every time his car hit a bump in the road, the front end would scrape the pavement and send off sparks.
Anyone have weird co-worker stories to share?
I've only worked in a few places, so I've not seen many circumstances, but this is my take.
Most of us, the committed ones, who are reasonable with people, will be quite able and produce good code and do good things.
However, the ones who do spectacular things tend to be quirky and a bit crazy. It's my guess that a lot of times these people aren't that great, but that once in a while they will do things that 'normal' people won't. They are the ones who code almost non-stop for six months to produce a first class engine. Would anyone describe what Linus did to start the kernel as normal ?
Normal people tend not to do this. We have normal interests and try to live balanced lives.
To quote Henry Rollins:
"Want a good body? Work at it. Want to be a success? Work at it. Want to be truly exceptional? Be a touch insane...You need a little bit of insanity to do great things."
So, if you hire a quirky person, be aware that he might save your shop, or kill it and be totally ready to sack the person. And that's what these people did. On the other hand, if you have a few engineers, a few risky bets that might just pay off bigtime are probably a really good idea. And of course, as with anyone else, keep track of them. Very few of us work well in a vacuum.
I think most people expect someone at a genius level to be quirky, but to be quirky and effective, and to be quirky and not effective are still 2 different issues.
I have long hair and a beard (not zz top, just a short beard) and on some level I feel that I must uphold an image of excellence to pave the way for others that might not want to be 'Johnny clean cut'(no I don't mean dirty vs clean I mean different vs "normal"). I'd bet others like me feel the same and as a result now society has accepted that I'm problaby real smart as a result of seeing me wear my hair long and being into computers instead of just figuring me for a dead beat stoner. If you wear a Mohawk, or have several Piercings, or just refuse to wear a TIE, do us all a favor and BE REAL GOOD AT IT.
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Any interviewer I have known would have wanted to see code samples of some sort, with a discussion of how it worked, etc.
or have a stack of test questions to see how wise they were in the ways of programing
Uncommented code? ACK!
It just sounds like truly awful interviewing techniques.
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
...is there still room in a company for a quirky 'guru'?
...arrived with his program, thousands of lines of uncommented and convoluted assembly language. Nothing worked; even the simplest tests we constructed failed spectacularly...
From what I read, while this guy was "quirky", I'd hardly call him a "guru"...
Shouldn't one of the prerequisites for guru status be that your stuff actually works? Sounds to me like he was something of a charlatan...
You're using her as bait, Master!
The days of the 'software jockeys' are numbered. Businesses are not going to put up with the furry-toothed geek who works from 5-9 because it hurts productivity. For example: FTG come in at 5 codes until 9, leave, testers show up, program doesn't work, they have to wait until the next day for the FTG to fix the problem. Testers sit around twiddling their thumbs all day. This is stupid and businesses are not going to put up with it. Within 10 or so years, computer programming is going to be more of an assembly line business with each programmer doing a certain section of a large project, working 9-5 on a salary.
Honestly, I think its better this way, I speak from experience with the above example.
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Honestly, it's a huge jump to go from:
-There is a guy who seems to be a good hire, but there were some red flags from his references. We hired him anyway, and were shocked to find out it was a mistake!
to:
-The quirky engineer that we once considered a staple of a company is gone.
It's a big stretch -- especially when the fault lies in the hiring practices...
I've submitted a dozen hard-hitting, insightful, and clever Ask Slashdot questions that have been immediately rejected, and then I see stuff like "Is there room for quirky gurus?"
WTF??
Oh, well, that's what makes it Slashdot I suppose...
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First of all, I didn't understand why this "manager" spent most of the time in the article making fun of a geek stereotype. It smelled like propaganda: people who shave and wear suits are great people, geeks stink and wear black which is the color of evil-doers. An engineer's professionalism have nothing to do with his style of dress (non-conformism) or his smell... the latter can be affected by diet which could be affected by nationality, for example, and is hardly a measure of "hirability".
Second of all, it seemed to me like this was a big failure on the part of management. This employee clearly had skills (enough to ace all the questions he was asked). The fact that the engineer kept himself busy doing other programming work speaks to the lack of challenging/interesting work at the company. This is part of a trend in most companies: the complete lack of research and development. I am sure that if this employee were shifted into a more "R&D" role at the company that it would have proven profitable and manageable for the company. Just my 0.02.
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The question posed is *really* overly broad:
'is there still room in a company for a quirky 'guru', or are projects so large now by necessity team-based development rules.'
I'm a developer, and always will be. I've worked on projects ranging from simple contact managers to the actual Bank of America telephone banking system (I'm sorry to say, 99% written in VB 6.0) via a company in Atlanta.
Here's a little secret about the BOA project. The core development team is 6 people. Yep, that's right, *six* people to manage a project that allows millions of people to do their banking by phone. Those people are developers; there are three primary guys above them, one dev manager, and two project managers. (Well, one more guy, the VP over that division...)
Now, that kinda puts things in perspective. The "apparent size" of a project in no way guarantees how many dudes it takes to get the job done. Likewise, some "very small" projects end up requiring a whole lot of coders to whip out new releases. It all depends.
Now, about the guru bit... with the BOA project, there's one guy (good friend of mine still) who's the "guru" of that team if you will. He codes VC++ and VB, and is a freakin' maniac at it. The team would be seriously hurt if he up and left (or got hit by a Marta bus) one day. Even so, nobody minds this, because he does a damn fine job.
I think you also have to consider the fact that even in teams with a guru of sorts leading at the helm, most often he/she isn't the uber-asshole elitist coder the media would like us to believe. Sure, he may not get along very well with folks down at the local bar, but he *does* get along with the developers and project people at his job pretty darn well in most cases that I've seen.
Room? Yes, there'll always be room. It all depends on the personality merits of who you've got.
I could be defined as "quirky" in that I am not conventional... at all. But I get the job done, and do it better than most, so there is alot of tolerance for me.
Think about it from a hiring manager's point of view, you have 2 candidates with strong backgrounds in their field and a proven track record... but one is a straight laced drone and the other is a consumate class clown. Who is going to fit better in your enviroment? For some people the more conservative candidate will fit in, and for others a loose cannon is an accet more than a liability.
Some people want people to just produce, others want people to think outside the box and challange everything... including their supervisor's patience.
the difference here is that your quirky guy s good, while the one in hte article is just quirky . . .
heck, if all you want is quirky, just go downtown in any big city . . .
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I'm not sure that I fully appreciate the characterization of your typical engineering guru having a big beard, long hair, and enormous belly.
But what else would be a "guru uniform"? I could wear a slide rule on my belt, but I suspect most slashdotters wouldn't even know what the 18-inch-long implement was for.
"Guru"? Nothing he did worked. How, exactly, did this person attain "guru" status? Sure, the guy trying to get rid of him claimed he had knowlege, but why assume he had skills? (Esp. for the people posting without reading the article.)
There's an amusing stereotype at work in the posts here... we are automatically granting "guru" status because he is quirky. Sorry, I still look for skillz, and all the evidence suggests that was lacking. (Uncommented assembly may indicate guru status, but only when it works... when it doesn't work, it indicates an overestimation of personal skill. Not much middle ground here.)
The fact is that there is every bit as much room for an exceptionally talented person to bend the rules as there ever has been. Our definition of exceptionally talented is rising, though. (Besides, eccentricity itself seems to be on the decline.)
I don't think our most valuable guy could design a way out of a paper bag, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to touch code after he's been through it. But in a few hours, he can singlehandedly double or triple the performance of code that most people are afraid to touch.
It's okay, in my book, if people want to pursue weird interests during office hours, or if they want to keep really weird hours, so long as a steady amount of work is getting done. A lot of the best programmers I know work this way to some extent, and it keeps them fresh and interested.
That said, the guy in the article wasn't a quirky genius. He was a circus side-show. If I have to keep pushing someone to work, they don't stay on my team, because having to spend hours each day supervising them eats into my productivity. If their code doesn't work and they can't fix it straight off, that's also useless to me. And I don't think I should ever have to remind someone to get into work - if they disappear for a few days and they haven't been in a coma, sent a postcard from wherever they eloped to, or come back with some really fucking amazing code to show for the time, I don't think there'd be a position to come back to.
King Ludwig died in a mysterious drowning in Lake Starnberg... there are rumors swirling about that it was an attack by the right-wing terror group BFWV (Bavarians Fuer Weiss Volkswagens... perhaps better known as the Bavarian Cream Front).
President Bush was upset he couldn't attend the funeral due to the current Middle East situation (and the 115 year time difference). He leaves behind two swans, and a much-loved horse.
Nearing the end of a satisfying, and somewhat loud and productive session in the company restrooms, I took out my mobile phone to play a relaxing game of Snake. To my horror, my traitorous phone had just recorded every last detail of my rather generous bowel movement on the answerphone of the first person in my phone book. I shan't be going round to his for dinner for quite some time, I can tell you.
We had a discussion about this the other day at work. It was whether it was better to have the "quirky" brilliant engineer, as apposed to a conformed just qualified engineer. Well, the discussion soon turned into an all out arguement as our "quirky" engineer, defended his brethren, and our office manager spouted about how much of a pain in the ass they are. Shortly thereafter, there were slamming doors, and only the sounds of each of them mumbling something to themselves. Personally, I would rather have the "quirky" engineer in a pinch, but for an everyday living, I would rather have the conformed individual. I guess that is like having my cake and eating it too.
If it won't boot, Fsck it!
The embedded.com article seemed to have very little to do with quirky engineers.
It had more to do with companyies blind faith in the fact that pushing candidates through a series of questions that are largely irrelevant in real life will yield your ideal candidate.
In reality it takes more than the ability to answer questions to be a good employee, something that his manager seems to have overlooked!
You do have to wonder how he could have so easily overlooked the stench though...
That said, we don't live in Utopia - some programmers are simply better than others, but if you don't have a process in place to support migration and redistribtion of that work load, you will regret it.
Windows guys, hardware techs, network techs, and most any position that can be filled with a few hundred hours of training or an associates degree is becomming very clean cut and corperate. There is an abundance of these guys and management can hire people who fit the corperate image rather than more "quirky" candidates.
In other areas, the supply is still scarce, and you take what you can get. (As the article says, they were having a hard time finding someone qualified).
The place I see the most freedom these days though, is with Web Developers and Graphic Artists. They're supposed to be creative, expressive, and different. I think they have to be a little quirky to get past the interview.
If I can't see it in Lynx I'm not interested.
This 'Tom' guy didn't strike me as 'Quirky' as much as distracted, possibly on drugs, and reminiscent of some of the coders I've seen hired in the high employment years, up to late 2000. Some just were out and out liars on their resumes and probably paid off their references. You needed bodies and you took what you got, sometimes someone like Sid from userfriendly would pop up. Usually not a bad idea to chat with some of these people because some really do have a view how projects can and should be done, which has somehow been lost in the 'now we're totally focused and NEED to make a PROFIT or there will be LAYOFFS era' of today.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
What if all the mental energy, the rage on the Slashdot message boards, had been concentrated on building solid business models?
Because it's so much easier to rant about it than to write code. Probably less than 1% of the Linux zealots could code their way out of a wet paper bag anyways.
There are folks at my office whom I would define as quirky. They are not, however, people who neglect to come into work, and do not meet their project deadlines.
There are quite a few of us, whom, unfortunately, work into the night and on weekends. Sometimes it's just because that's the only time that we can get downtime for a machine. Normally, it's because of production problems [which have been most commonly caused by upper level management setting drop-dead deadlines, and not giving us sufficient time to load test the system before it goes live, which was in turned partially caused by production problems -- wash, rinse, repeat]
Of our rag-tag group, we have two-ex military [one retired, who's seen a lot, been lots of places, and you really don't want to piss off, because he gets really, really, quiet, until you're just sure that he's planning revenge somehow], the other's we never see as he only works part time, and always seems to be fixing problems in other offices.
We've got our stereotypical grizzled 'unix engineer', an ex-military contractor who used to build pools for a living, but now just bitches when people keep changing stuff at the last second. We've got your typical BOFH, who can rebuild a solaris box damned quick, but you really don't want to catch her on a bad day.
We've got a handful of 'boring' people, who just sit there, do their work, and you never really see causing trouble. [I think they're actually allowed to go to meetings].
And of course, there's me, who finds every opportunity to send subversive e-mails, complain about the dress code, etc. [I've since been asked not to wear armour to work, even though a gorget, is, technically, a collar]
You do, however, had to know your environment, and how far you can push your 'quirkiness'. I make sure that I just shoot people's screens with nerf guns and make 'em jump back, I don't shoot them in the back of the head [anymore]. I know that my work is so paranoid about lawsuits that I would have to actively assault someone, or steal something to be fired, so I can give it a good push. [That's not to say, however, that I won't be passed over for promotion, etc, but well, I don't want to be management, so that's fine for me] I've also proven myself as a hard worker, and can make my deadlines, and I've been here long enough that I've made friends in enough departments that I got requests to transfer when I had to leave one department when my manager pissed me off.
So well, 'quirky' is here to stay. 'Incompetant' and 'lazy piece of crap' are not. 'Scares co-workers' is out, also.
Build it, and they will come^Hplain.
Maybe it's just me and being somewhat inexperienced in the ways of company legalities, but how would there be issues with not giving someone good references? Shouldn't there be something there to allow one employer tell another about a guy like the one in the story?
There's a big difference between the two.
Okay, first, an agreement that this guy wasn't just quirky.
But, I wanted to share an overall perception that my management readily agrees with. Your best Systems Administrators *ARE* a bit unusual. The more normal a person is, chances are, the less skilled of an SA they are.
Knowing this helps quite a bit in the interview process. "This guy seems normal. But he doesn't seem to be very skilled."
It also helps when dealing with members of a team, "This guy can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but he really has some great ideas."
My team is full of unusual people, with a few normals mixed in. Generally, as long as the person isn't in outer-space, or is outrageous, you can mesh their quirks quite nicely, and sometimes take advantage of them.
But none were as "quirky" as that guy.
Stallman
Quirkiness should always be accepted in the workplace the same as other traits of personality should be allowed for. What shouldn't be allowed for is the primmadonna attitude fostered by engineers who decide that they're irreplaceable.
I read one time on here that some guy refused to open a document someone had sent him at work because it wasn't in an "open format." Give me a break.
As the economy gets tighter, more and more people have the luxury of working with people that are team players and lots of "gurus" who are assholes are going to find their skills more replaceable than they thought.
Guru (gu'ru): from ancient Hindi guy (guy) and uru (beard) literally "guy with a freaky big beard." Modern meaning: guy with a freaky big beard (generally bad personal hygiene habits add. imp.).
Has Reseach and Development gone the way of the Dinosaur?
I thought R&D was critical for a company's survival. Judge from the amount of layoffs I guess the fat cats think they can make product on their own.
Oh well, I guess they'll start looking for people when their funds run out.
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As in "Dharma and Greg" quirky? That's just plain stupid.
Very easy check:
If he's not able to make himself socially presentable for an interview, don't hire him.
Why should I hire a candidate, who doesn't grasp the simple rules by which the hiring-game is played? He gives the impression about himself, that he's either stupid, or that he doesn't care about the rules a business operates. In both cases, he'll be a liability I don't want on my team.
When I read the article I expected to read about some developer who was highly skilled but eccentric who ended up being fired because his/her boss could no longer deal with the developer's eccentricities. Instead what I read was a typical story of a developer who got canned for being unable to deliver. His "quirkiness" or eccentricity had little to do with it and in fact it looked like his employers may even have practiced a little reverse discrimination in assuming that simply by being eccentric he ws a high performer which turned out to be false. Kinda reminds me of how most companies expect their Indian programmers to be geniuses and react with surprise when some of them turn out not to be.
Anyway, from my experiences working in different software companies over the past few years, "quirky" engineers that deliver still exist and are respected by many in their organizations.
I've worked on large projects where there is no one person in charge. It didn't work. It was fun, and all, but in the end it didn't produce.
You need someone to stand up to management and say "java 0.9 might be the latest thing, and it might be the future, but it doesn't work today, so lets not make it our only interface". You need someone to stand up and say "The GUI is not the place to put critical error checking." You need someone to stand up and say "a remote boot device doesn't specify what software it runs (including version) , a remote device specifys what it is, and what the proms version is, and we figgure out the proper software based on what is installed."
The above are just a few of the real examples of where a project goes wrong when you don't have one smart, EXPIRENCED guy in charge who has power over management to say how it works.
Marketing tells you what sells, enginerring says what can be done, and project management makes sure it gets done on time, and upper management makes sure the budget works out. The cheif engineer screams "It has to work" and "That can't work" at the other engineers all day until something that is designed right and works is produced. (at which time you go on to the enxt project part time, and maintian the old junk).
If there isn't one engineer who management gives absolute power to say how this will be designed, then the project will fail.
This guy doesn't sound quirky at all. Just a Type 2 Prima Donna, the sort who hide their incompetence behind bravado. Face it: if you want creative solutions to problems, you need creative people. Who are usually a bit weird.
I couldn't help but notice that, in all the replies I've read so far, their hasn't been a single reference to quirky folk who happen to be female...
...laura
Fire the less productive 90% and use the money to hire more geniuses.
Don't forget Mel!
"Love is never saying you're too proud." -Tonic
I've found that if you look at people and organizations closely enough you find people broadly divided into two groups (beware: sweeping generalization approaching). The groups are capability and capacity. As an organization, you need both, but it is important to recognize the roles they play.
Capability people are the people with the skills to build new things and handle complex, unknown situations in an effective manner. They are the "heavy lifters" that are capable of solving complex problems that don't have text book solutions and don't show up in the policies and procedures manuals. They enable you to do things that weren't possible before. In other words, the add capabilities to your systems (whether technological or organizational).
Capacity people are your solid performers. They are reliable and have the skills to get the job done. They make sure that the "i"s are dotted and the "t"s are crossed and do the grinding sort of work which isn't always glamorous, but keeps things running every day and distinguishes the pros from the amateurs. As an organization grows, these are the people who provide the horsepower to keep it moving.
It's crucial to recognize which group a person fits into and how their values to an organization differ. The capacity people aren't really geared toward creating new things or adding features to a system. They are valuable because they keep your organization going and free up your capability people. Capability people are usually not well suited to grind-it-out sorts of tasks, but when the going gets tough, these are the folks who pull your fat out of the fire. They also enable you to do things that simply wouldn't be possible for your organization otherwise.
So back to the question at hand: is there room for the "quirky" engineer? The answer is that there certainly is, but you need to know where to put that person and how to use them. I suspect that most of the "quirky" types will fit in the capability group. Your expectation of that person is to solve the really nasty problems that no one else can tackle. That person must also be able to communicate somewhat effectively with the rest of the team as well to enable them to fill in the blanks. Don't put them in a place where you expect them to attend lots of meetings and crank out line after line of mundane (but necessary) code. They will not do well in that environment.
As a manager, you need to ensure that the capability people communicate effectively with capacity people (who will do the leg work of getting the results out the door). You also need to ensure that the capability person is living up to his/her billing and getting the job done. In the case sited in the article this was clearly not happening. To me that has little to do with the quirks and more to do with actual performance (the two are not mutually exclusive).
Of course, it's also possible that this is the product of a completely insane train of thought on my part. But what the heck, it's Friday.
Best!
Well, I call myself a "software developer", actually. I've got the beard and ponytail, I weigh about 300 pounds, I haven't worn a suit or tie to work in years, I'm not one to pretend I'm heterosexual, and oh, by the way, my last company credited me with saving their financial ass last year.
I provide expertise that no one else in my area seems to have and I stay very, very billable. I've pulled one all-nighter in the last decade but will do whatever is necessary to get a project done on time. I will work by myself or as part of a team, and I don't think anyone I've worked with would equate my "quirkiness" with an inability to help my team reach its goals.
While bad economic times can force people like me to at least pretend to conform a little bit, I've gotten a lot of mileage out of fixing systems created by guys from companies run as though they were temp agencies. I think the author needs to examine his company's interview style as others have suggested. But he should also take a look at his own motivations: people who make part of their living lecturing are effectively salespeople, and salespeople require an entirely different set of traits to be effective.
Appearance and political prowess aren't valid measures of engineering competence; productivity is.
As one of two engineers out of 40 in my company that sport long hair and hippie-ish attitudes, I take exception to this article. I don't think the example of Tom was a good one -- there are still lots of us anarchistic (and, yes, given my proprensity to dressing in medieval garb, anachronistic!) hippie types making a *difference* in their company. And I have to prove myself even more -- because I am a college drop out and many of the more clean cut folks I work with are degreed CompSci engineers. Do they think I am quirky and eccentric (you should have seen the looks some peopel gave me when i pinned up the "history of Unix" flowchart that wraps halfway across my cubicle)? Hell yeah. Does it interfere with my work (who do they come to when they have obscure Unix questions)? Hell no! Does anyone give me a hard time for being 'quirky'? You're damn straight they don't!
Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes
Well, it should be obvious to anyone that the problem is that they hired the comic book store owner, who, as we all should know from the Simpsons, knows nothing about embedded systems at all. Why were these people even using a comic book store as a reference anyway?! I mean, the guy can tell you why Aqua Man can't marry Wonder Woman, but as for embedded systems, what was the author of this story thinking?
Seriously though, as it's been pointed out before, this guy is far from a guru. A guru writes stuff that works; this guy doesn't, his "quirkiness" notwithstanding. I don't know about the rest of slashdotters, but I think the whole team-approach that's supposed to be the new "paradigm" (gah! there's that word again!) is a bunch of hooey. People aren't a bunch of lemmings, and, contrary to what the Man would have you think, one person with a MSCE or whatever does not equal another person with an MSCE or whatever. Every person is unique, and some people just have a knack for certain things. Sure, every person can learn programming, but very few ever reach guru-like wisdom. Not only is it unfair to people who have better skills to treat them as though they don't because they're in a "team," but it shortchanges the company in the end. If the gifted aren't recognized for their skills, they'll pack up and look for a place that does recognize them as something more than a means to an end.
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Instead of arguing with the author, lets focus on something useful. He writes:
"We've spent a lot of time making Linux techie-friendly - powerful, configurable," he says, "but not enough time making it easy for Aunt Tillie to use." Why should Linux try to lure Aunt Tillie? "Because," Raymond says, "dat's where da money is."
Well, I couldn't care less about Aunt Tillie I'm a programmer. Note, I'm not a developer. Developers, IMHO, are people who need pretty little drag and drop silliness to get their work done. It may be that they need these "IDEs" because they really can't program or it may be that when a manager says "The SVP of Marketing promised The Big Customer delivery by this afternoon" developers need these drag and drop tools to meet deadline, it doesn't matter. Developers are the people who care about Aunt Tillie and her OCD need for cute WYSIWYG apps, and to a developer Linux sucks.
Why should we care? Because were ever the developers go Aunt Tillie follows, NOT the other way around. Remember, Aunt Tillie couldn't spell computer before she learned about Quicken. Now she changes banks because they don't support online bill paying. She thought AOL was a country music station until her daughter went off to college and forced her to learn how to email. Now Aunt Tillie can't live without v-mail images of her 18-month-old grand daughter, and she wants broadband so she can video stream with her sisters on the coast.
I'm a programmer and I think Linux has been and still is a beautiful programming platform, but it has a long way to go before it's can claim to be a good development platform, and we need the developers if we want Aunt Tillie.
How do we turn Linux into the most powerful development platform ever built? How do we make it so powerful even MS Windows developers will want to work on it?
There is indeed still room for quirkyness in a company. In fact, from my own experiance, it really enhances a team to have at least one oddball. This oddball tends to think "out of the box" generating new and usefull ideas. It can be even better to have a team of oddballs with one who is really different. I could spend a lot of time trying to prove this, but instead I will leave you with this following information for encouragement. First, my team is a group of oddballs surounded by other teams who could be classified as "normal". Second, I am most definately considered the oddest of the odd in this team. Third, we are the most intensive and successful team here. Analysis of information flow shows other teams defering to us by their choice based off of our successes. Third, I work for a Fortune 500 company that most would guess as stoic and unaccepting of the wierd and unusual. Fourth, tho just a working geek, I sit directly outside the offices of the directors, vice president, and president of the company. So, not only is there room, but everyone here finds it exceedingly benificial. We don't have to hide the fact that we tend to be much different from the average worker here. I hope this encourages everyone else who specificaly hunts out the differant and unique over the normal.
I have have worked with quirky/grubby folks who are God's gift to hacking, angels fallen from heaven. RMS is quirky, I wouldn't mind having him hack on anything I needed done, warts and all. And I don't dress like a GQ model since I spend all my time typing and staring at a screen and crawling under tables pulling cables and arm-wrestling robots.
Of course, quirky is a subjective matter. For some people, quirky means a beard, for others, it means sacrificing children to Moloch. Hiring a good hacker is a a bit of a crap shoot, but whether he seems quirky just isn't relevant.
I've been in the electronics industry for more than 25 years, am (as they say) "not unknown in my field" and consulted by senior management in one of the largest electronics corporations in the world.
My business card reads, "Mad Scientist."
I may not be Bob Pease, but I'm trying!
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
However, the man is an idiot. He's tempermental, and solves some problems quickly but others not at all (and never answers forms of communication if he isn't going to help). He is also in a position where developers frequently need his help to be able to do their job (we're required to go through him).
Despite his technical brilliance, I don't think that any developer here would rather have him than somebody with 100th of his talent who was easier to work with. If they need help, we have plenty of non-quirky expertise and can always call tech support from various vendors. It's better to have reliable good help than spotty expert help.
We do have some quirky geniuses here that I do like, by the way (they're my heroes). It's just that they are quirky geniuses who also happen to be non-vindictive and responsible.
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We once had this contract UNIX guy,who insisted on be called Obi-wan, actually I didn't even know his real name. His van would be in the parking lot, even when I got there early, but he would roll out of the back of it about 5 mins after 8 everyday in a cloud of smoke. But it didn't matter because he had mad skillz and could acomplish in a day what it would take the rest of us together a week. So I say, call him Obi-wan, make sure not to take lunch in the back of his van and enjoy the show.
Those quirky gurus/admins/techs are the people who keep things running in most businesses and provide the solutions to problems that noone else can.
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I Think there is definitely room for the quirky but brilliant - though this article doesn't so much describe eccentricity as much as it makes fun of "that guy we all know" who's forsaken society in general for several thousand lines of well formed C.
I work in a small shop. Our engineering teams are made up of exactly the kind of quirk we need. Creative, dedicated, wickedly smart, and often weird guys who simply know what they're doing. Granted, our team leans more toward the orange hair and piercings; or birks, John Lennon glasses, and tie dye than the "traditional guru" thing. We're too young and have too many Macs.
But places where there is not room for the individuality that actually drives innovations - well . . .
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I happen to be working on a project that has only 3 people on it. I would hardly call it a "team" effort. The only team ideas that we have are, "What are you working on so I don't duplicate your effort?"
I would call all three of us quirky, in some way, shape or form. One guy constantly shows up late, another is more interested in paintball at times than work, I probably spend too much time worrying about whether or not there is enough food and coffee (for me, not the office).
We each have our own opinions about how the project is to be built, and our own methods of going about building it, but the one thing we do have in common is that none of us are out right schmucks, like "Tom" in the article.
That guy just sounds like a putz. I wouldn't call him quirky, I'd call him an asshole. Too lazy to understand that with a paycheck, comes obligation.
When I hire folks, I don't give a damn how eccentric they are, just as long as they understand the obligation bit, and produce.
Because after reading this article, he sounds suspiciously like JonKatz with his random inane geek rhetoric.
"All great wisdom is contained in .signature files"
...is in a company or a group that is small enough (and / or not entirely technically focused) for you to be the uber-expert. when the tech support is asking _you_ about issues, you can pretty much walk around pants-less.
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And, yea, as I walk throught the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil...
FOR I AM THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE VALLEY!!!
The problem is this; developers who work 9-5 and are 'normal' as society portrays rarely meet coding challenges outside work, and, as such, will not have the broad knowledge gained from reading around the subject. Social outcasts may well not understand business needs, but, if their time is spent wisely, DO understand the intrinsics and tricks of lower level code in order to get the job done better than the competition.
It all depends on the task in hand.
"Quirky" is wearing a starfleet uniform to work.
"Quirky" is NOT playing hookey for a month, not bathing, not showing up until the afternoon, not working on what is important to your employer, and not producing anything useful.
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I worked with an older programmer who started off as an radio/electronics guy back in the 50's (yes, that old). He said HE had a coworker who used to test if *house current* was live by sticking the wires in his mouth.
But the really weird part is that I happened to mention this to the electrician that was visiting my house to install my central AC. He said HE knew a guy that did that too.
Must be the result of some kind of Excess Electron Syndrome that only electricians get...
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Being one of these somewhat quirky, highly individual, 11 year *.com techies, I have some insight on this issue.
First, the type of person mentioned in this article is more like a corporate myth in the sense of an urban myth. I have rarely come across such useless people and have never tolerated them in my environments. If the author of this article had spent the time it took to type it on interviewing the candidate I am sure he could have avoided the whole situation.
Frankly there is some merit to what the point the author is trying to make, altho not perhaps the exact point.
There is little tolerance in the corporate market right now for individual thinkers, loners if you will, and especially to guru's seeking lots of perks even if it is for lots of good work. This is somewhat understandable, I mean, how many of you have had engineers over-use the flexible schedule you allow them? How many of you have had to insist that your employees wear their shoes when running around the office, not sleep under their desk, or to get some dandruff shampoo? I am sure there are plenty of these cases.
Unfortunately, the cattle of corporate culture have had a bit of a knee jerk reaction to the whole 'crash' and the climate is rediculously herd-like. This is not the answer, and frankly this type of extremism won't last just as the type of free-wheeling internet company culture didn't.
To give you an example: The vendor of our new billing, provisioning, and CRM system had informed one of our developers that they had completed his assigned project for him: integrating a web based filemanager into their system. Of course QA signed off on it but it was never really tested. Four days before the launch, it was noticed by a support person and brought to general attention that the program authenticated but didn't work at all. Basically, the vendor did a small portion of the work.
Being the most Sr. technical person and the most proficient developer in house (I run R&D and Eng.), I end up being the 'buck-stops-here' guy. So, I spent that Thursday, Friday, and Saturday working from home 18 hours per day to complete the integration work, full regression testing, and documentation.
On monday, the CEO calls me and his other direct reports into a meeting at 9:00am. I was expecting significant praise for getting a tough project done in time to save the launch date of a 7 month project. What I got instead was a general message to send to my staff and the rest of the company that we must be at the office working from 9:00am till 6:00pm mon-fri regardless.
When I asked him how he would address the issue of me working from home (we have a very interruptive workplace) in order to complete the a key task on time and extensive use of my personal time, he basically responded that he wanted me to do the work at the office (including the Saturday work) and made some comment about being paid the big-bucks... This discussion degraded into him sharing his perception that all of the technology group was over-paid and under-performing. He made some exeption for me, saying I worked hard just was over-paid. He also has the impression that job market is so bad that we must accept his perceptions. All of us made cases in return and he waved them off without further discussion (he is a pretty bad manager when it comes to conflict).
Of course I will do what is asked. I am quirky, individual, driven, but am a team player. I also know how to make a point. The next time this sort of thing happens (which is often), I'll insist on being paid the OT in my contract. I'll also go back to making him personally call me when he needs help from me on my time when the operations team is unable to fix a problem.
Altho this sounds like so much bitching, my friends in similar situations all tell similar stories. Even tho they are successfull, productive, typically over-worked, gurus, they are treated like they resemble the man mentioned in the article above. It's unfortunate, but this is reality for many. Far more real and far more common than type type of situation portrayed in the article on embedded.com.
How do I handle it? Patience. For now, I just wait. The *.com boom had an end, the *.com crash will too. I try to show good work, productivity, and I try to be more agreeable. I keep my more innovative ideas to myself, saved for a time when they are more acceptable to the herd.
rr.
Here where I work, we had an electrical design engineer who everyone referred to as "ZZ", due to his ZZTop style beard and long hair that hung down below his waist. Strange fellow, liked to talk about UFO abductions, Harleys and why fat women were better in bed. Helluva engineer, though. He'd look at a diagram for a minute or two, then whip out a pencil and start marking it up. Deleting unnecessary parts, changing values, adding parts... When he was done it was usually simpler, cheaper and more solidly designed. He was respected among all in the engineering department. Whenever someone would come up with a new circuit change they were always told, "run it past ZZ first." His own designs were often unique and innovative. It might take you a while to figure out what he was doing but when you did you just kinda sat back and said, "Wow!"
When we had a management shakeup a few years ago, where it was decided to shuffle all the managers around to different departments, his new manager took an immediate dislike to him. He called ZZ a "goddamn filthy hippie freak" in a staff meeting and ordered him to either show up clean shaven the next day or be fired. Of course, ZZ declined. Actually, ZZ was quite fastidious in his appearance. His beard and hair probably took an hour to comb out and braid everyday.
The manager didn't fire him, but did do his best to make his life a living hell. Finally after about a year, ZZ got fed up with it and left.
We didn't see or hear anything from ZZ for a couple of years after that. One day we had a big project that wasn't going well and our manager hired a consulting company to come in and help straighten things out. He asked for their best man. As you've probably guessed, the engineer who showed up was none other than ZZ himself. He had taken a year off to motorcycle across Asia before joining the consulting company. He was making 3 times what he was before. Our manager had to grit his teeth and refer to ZZ as "Mister ZZ" (ZZ insisted) until the project was completed.
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It's funny, I once knew I guy who stunk so bad nobody could stand to be in the same room with him. He'd come in, everyone would find excuses to leave. He was a very abstract sort of guy, very bright, usually distracted, he never caught on.
One day, his roommate blew up at him, yelled "You stink! Why can't you shower like everyone else?!"
...and then he did. Never stunk after that. Made lots of friends afterwards.
It's easy not to know what a problem it is. It takes a lot to get people to honestly point out your flaws.
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The point most of these responses (with some notable exceptions) seem to miss is the fact that what little code the guy produced DIDN'T WORK. I've worked with plenty of major geeks (polymaths, multiple science PhDs, etc) most of whom were quirky (ranging from entertaining to downright frightening). The geniuses may have been frustrating, confusing, and hard to deal with, but the stuff they produced WORKED. That's why they are called geniuses. Someone who is freaky and produces crap code isn't a "quirky genius", they're a "quirky luser".
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The main problem at least in a business sense is that those efforts can rarely be repeated on the next project or continued on the current project if the one key guru leaves for some reason or another.
We had a brilliant kid in my research group on grad school. He could code up just about anything. Elegant code too. Problem was it was next to impossible to follow up behind him to document his work and he was so "quirky" that it was like pulling teeth to get him to go over it with you.
That's a valuable guy but he's certainly a management challenge to integrate him effectively into a development team.
Is there room for him? Certainly.
But he better be worth the extra effort to manage him effectively.
Quirky + brilliant = YES
Quirky + average = NO
As everyone else has said, this guy wasn't a guru, just a buffoon who probably
padded his resume and somehow managed to get hired without an interview (?!)
But as for the question at hand, I would say there's still a place for 'quirky
gurus' at companies, as long as everybody is willing to meet everybody else
halfway. I'd hardly call myself quirky, or a guru, but as the youngest guy in my
department by about 20 years and the only one with a stereotypical dot com
ponytail and goatee I guess I'm something of an anomaly.
I am my own Intranet HTML/PHP/MySQL/PostgreSQL development team of one at my
current job, and because my stuff works and is generally on time I'm afforded
the luxury of being left alone by my boss and department head 95% of the time.
I'm also afforded the luxury of being taken seriously and having my suggestions
listened to and often acted upon.
The trade off? I submit to the company dress code and wear a tie to work, and I
work for a lot less here (a not-for-profit company) than I would be making
somewhere else in a healthier economy. I know that last has a thing or two to
do with my being left to my own devices, too; I would be hard to replace at the
salary offered for this position.
Employees and employers alike need to understand that it's a give and take relationship... as long as each side feels like they're getting enough for what they give, everything is golden.
So what if you are a guy with calico colored hair who wears a skirt? Can you fix our problems? Yes? Great? That's what I've seen before, and I expect it will remain that way as long as we have the attitude that "diversity" and stuff like that matters.
When times were good, this was especially so. I used to describe the interview process to people like this:
Interviewer I see you have a felony drug conviction... oh wait. You answered that question about TCP/IP correctly. You're hired!
Interviewee Great. When do I start?
Of course now that people are being layed off left and right, it won't be quite this easy. OTOH, if the guy has a great resume I bet they still don't care what he looks like.
As for the guy in the article, he was just a bum. Even "back in the day" performance mattered. It might have taken a few months back then, but anybody who didn't perform got let go sooner or later; with no regard to race, creed, or hair color.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
Do you understand the difference between knowing a lot of details and being able to apply them? The former can easily be demonstrated in an interview; the latter...well, that's the "skills" part.
It's the same as the old saw about "paper" CNEs/MCSEs/pick your cert. I've known plenty of people who can read the books, learn the test-taking techniques, and end up with impressive stacks of certificates, but who don't have the first clue about how (or even why) one would go about implementing a RAID array in the real world.
Similarly, simply knowing the most esoteric details of a technical product doesn't necessarily imply one knows what to do with that knowledge.
Are we all, like, quirky? Cause I dunno about you, but I'm reading Slashdot when I should be doing something more WORK related.
(Sheesh, I figured I'd read a Score:5 from somebody's boss telling them to get back to work...)
"Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
It is as simple as that. You can be very quirky as long as you deliver good work. This guy did not get fired because he was quirky, but because he was unable to produce a working program.
If he was such a guru he would have delivered a brilliant, modular, working program, and the people would have coped with his smell. But he did not, and so they rightfully fired him.
A fine example for this is John Carmack. The guy is so quirky that he builds hydrogen peroxide powered rocketships(!) in his pastime. It is quite possible that he will blow himself up one day. But until that day he writes damn fine code, and so every game company would love to hire him.
OK maybe not a disorder -- it's a matter of degree -- but we all know the type, and many of us are them: hasta hasta hasta be the special one, the center of attention, has to be different, on top, front and center, the star.
If you've read Miller's "Drama of the Gifted Child" you understand this type of person. These people have tremendous unmet needs (no need to go into the psychogenesis here, read the book). If you as a manager can meet those needs, they will perform for you beyond expectations. Meeting those needs requires one simple thing: you have to help them feel good about themselves, valued, safe and secure, because they never learned how to do it for themselves when they were younger.
This simple thing isn't so simple, though, especially since many technology managers are themselves former geeks -- insecure, hypercompetitive types to whom the idea of building someone else's ego is the very last thing to occur to them. Not everyone can effectively manage the gifted and driven. Done right, however, the return on a manager's interpersonal investment can be significant.
Every team has room for a star, but to give the star slot to someone without the star abilities risks at least two bad things: having the rest of the team laugh them out of the office (bad outcome), and having other potential stars perform at less than their full ability (why is this person getting the glory when I'm better than him?).
So, as a hiring manager, you have to ask yourself a couple questions:
does this person have stellar abilities that make it worth the extra effort?
am i willing to provide the frequent ego-stroking required to keep them performing at a high level?
are the team and the organization willing to support me in providing this individual with the social identity of "the gifted one"?
There's more you can say, but I think this is the essence of it.
I'll bring up soemthing that i haven't seen yet about this story. Most of the guru/quirky type people we have at my shop are usually the potheaded hippy types. If i walked down to our NOC and asked around, i could probably find almost any drug i wanted for purchase. I didn't really notice this untill i had been to a few sysadmin nests/NOCs. Something about how insane you are is directly proportional to your skill, which is directly proportional to the amount of pot you smoke. Hey, gotta love it!
...and the word "stereotype" started echoing through this article, louder and louder.
[comment mode="sarcasm"]Yes, of course. The lone genius *is* an anachronism, just like shareware, and inventors, and entrepreneurs, and garage developers, and (wait for it) UNIX? [/comment]
When engineers are subject to the "upgrade-discard-upgrade" cycle of the programs they produce, companies will not benefit from their knowledge, because they *choose* not to.
Most of these companies are seeking to assemble the "perfect" development team, where there is no disagreement, and never a missed milestone, and birds chirp and there is a light breeze over the meadow.
They want "team players" which is company-speak for "people who will agree with us even when we are wrong."
They want extremely intelligent, competent, professional people who ALSO have no ideas about the right or wrong way to do anything, who will gladly throw away all their experience to do things the "company" way, and who will not mind having no substantial contribution to the project EXCEPT to work 15-hour days writing code to half of a broken specification, with a big smile.. BIG SMILE!!!!
As a matter of policy, they drive away highly qualifed, extremely intelligent engineers who can do the work of five people when they are at maximum output, and are worth ten times what they are offered as compensation... until they are laid off two months after being hired, of course.
Interesting how one word sets off "alarm bells." Is it really any wonder that so many software engineers are out of work? Only this guy had the "elusive combination," huh?
Hmmm... here's a short list of the losers in this story:
1. The company didn't complete their project
2. The guy that got hired lost his job
3. All the other candidates that applied are still unemployed
4. The customers got a [broken|late] product
..and of course, it's all the employee's fault. I didn't see any of the managers having to explain themselves either. I'll also guess they still have a fully-staffed HR department as well, complete with rows and rows of desks covered with accumulated coffee mugs, houseplants, stuffed animals and framed pictures belonging to people who have been gainfully employed on an uninterrupted basis for years.
I guess the "word search" hiring technique isn't really the best approach. Of course, wanton incompetence never seems to disqualify anyone anymore, only having 99% of the job requirements does.
The frequent use of the "Always Right Manager" buzzwords like "prima donna" were also entertaining.
Prima donnas are sometimes a good thing. Like when it's third and 15 on your own 35 with 40 seconds left in the game, down by six? You're the GM. Who would you rather have, Joe Montana or some guy that plays QB?
"Software engineering has been the last refuge of the non-conformist... but times are changing."
That's right. YOU WILL CONFORM. YOU WILL HAVE NO INDEPENDENT IDEAS. YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD.
Sounds like a real winner. I'll pass.
Someone ought to start a company of old "prima donnas" and see if they can out-produce the team players and their management teams. I'll invest.
Not an engineer here, but at all my jobs I end up being the go-to guy because I figure out the "thinking man's" solution to the problem. It sometimes takes hours to solve the puzzle. I'm no genius, I'm just tenacious. If people think I'm weird, it's just because my results are unconventional. But methods mean nothing if the solution isn't applicable. So be quirky if you need to be!
He is the oh shit guy. The guy you go to when all hell breaks loose. He probably already has the whole system automated and scripted to the point that he is there to monitor and fix. Of course, the stuff is written in a language he only understands thus having job security. If he is also a BOFH, then he has dirt on everyone so they can't fire him. He has a subordinate in training, but not good enough to replace him, just good enough to filter the crap and knows when to interrupt the chess-playing.
Phone wires contain only enough current to cause a slight tingle, if that. I know, I hooked up my own second phone line just a couple months ago and stripped the wires with my teeth.
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everyone knows that guy who at a moments notice of trouble waves his hand in front of the servers jedi mind trick style and all is right with the world again
:o)
Hahaha.. a co-worker just read this, and said to me "hey, he's describing you!"
It's nice when people think you're a guru
Not wanting to work is the greatest of virtues. Work chokes off all philosophical development.
cf. "a little luny" in Bartleby, the Scrivener: A Story of Wall-street written by Herman Melville in 1853:
I have several beefs with this article/post - and I wonder if it was intented flamebait for the non-productive grasshoppers of the world who rely on an otherworldly knowledge of an obscure topic to maintain their elitist positions.
Some rants I'd like to make:
First, I agree with the majority in that he was a bad employee (the hiring rep should be flogged publicly)
In answer to the posts actual questions (and with disregard to the article) - Yes. The quirky, absent-minded, night-owl still has a place in the modern frenzy of Development Models and Quality Schemes.
Developers are not necessarily engineers and vice versa. Also, good engineers do not always make good management. Furthermore good developers cannot always design. Lastly, having a title like software engineer doesnt mean that the code you write is written by a software engineer. (these are in no particular order and I suspect you get the gist).
Domain knowledge, no matter how infinite, cannot make up for a lack of communication and interpersonal skills. (much to the frustation of those who don't have it.)
Quirks can only be tolerated in a business setting if they do not detract from the end product - this can mean bad coding practice, being late for meetings, swearing at the customer, or even annoying your peers. I work in an evironment that is extremely flexible in terms of my hours, attire, and what I wish to do in my office. But I am always ontime for meetings, keep myself clean, dress appropriately for customers, and try to respect others. This is why my company lets me be the way I am - not because of my systems archtecture and integration skills. I'm personable AND good at what I do and for me, it pays.
One final, slightly offtopic thought...
It is unfortunate that people often forget that "engineering" (the buzzword and the dscipline) is a social activity with social responsibilty.
Quirky is the guy that comes in, goes to his cube, and sits there staring at his screen for hours on end, eating strange combinations of food.
The 'quirky' person can also be identified by this reaction. When asked a question, they look up blankly from their CRT and stare at you, making you uncomfortable, jittery, and then they look back at their screen, type something for a bit, and then answer in a stream of conscious thought to mouth so fast you think the guru on the mountain has answered.
The guy in the article was a reject posing as a uber guru.
As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.
The lone genius may just be an anachronism.
According to Fred Brooks' classic, The Mythical Man Month, you should build your team around gurus, not try to integrate them. This guy may have been a dud but gurus are still worth looking for because they can be as much as 20 times more productive than other programmers when used properly.
They are cheaper, even when highly paid, not only because they are more productive but because they reduce project management problems since fewer programmers are needed.
A better approach than recruiting gurus may be to take good programmers and make them better and mediocre programmers and make them good. You can achieve this objective by training, incentives and sometimes just asking a programmer what he needs to be better. A manager who tries this approach should steel himself for what he may hear.
I have been honored to meet such a man durring a job on wall street back in the 80's. His desk was 3' x 6', 2 monitors, ash tray, and a library of books.
With a wave of his hand the room always went hush, nobody would move. then he would look up from his screen and ask "WHAT", then spin around in his chair, pour a glass of brandy.
At that point people would nervously state there problem, He would then give out the time it would be done. You could almost feel the tears of joy, from these poor people that he helped. Never failed on a project. Boy did he hate it when you took him away from his pet projects.
From what I have heard of him, he created one of the first distributed computer process programs ever to be used on wall street (90 - 93) for PC's (like seti but for stocks). And became a one of the firms best traders using the crunching ability of software that he created.
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What's wrong with this article?
First, any manager that hires someone without meeting them, even for only a few minutes is a damn fool. Period.
Second, nothing described about this guy makes me think "quirky". Slovenly. Dirty. Lazy. Sure... but not quirky.
The article tag should have read "Is there any room for managers who make half-assed hiring decisions out there?"
The world won't end in darkness, it'll end in family fun, with Coca-cola clouds behind a Big Mac sun.
Guru: one who leads a seeker from. htm )
darkness to light, a master teacher
(from http://www.bible.ca/tongues-dictionary-hindu-yoga
A true guru is the one who you go ask for advice when your algorithm isn't working, when the code is twice as slow as it needs to be, when you can't figure out why the design is the way it is.
A guru has the big picture and, in a few minutes of explanation, causes the glow of geek enlightenment to fill your brain and show you the path to success. The guru is accessible, easy to talk to, and communicates in your language.
If your tech lead/CTO/manager/VP also happens to be the guru, you have achieved organizational nirvana. Though true gurus are often too techie to be very good at politics, so more often they are in some senior position of informal leadership.
Sure, many organizations have lone geniuses who do great work... but they're not gurus.
...to being a successful 'quirky' engineer, is to become an expert in something that no-one else wants to deal with. Case in point: The Analog Guy(tm). These are the old guys with unruly white hair who walk around being grouchy and complaining about politics all day, but they'll always have a job because they're an endangered species. None of the younger engineers (myself included) have the time or patience, much less the experience, to deal with sticky analog issues that crop up in modern circuits.
:)
To solve this, every engineering shop that uses custom PCB designs has at least one old radio engineer on staff. As long as he comes through with an answer when needed (and since he's the only one who knows what he's talking about, that's pretty easy), it doesn't matter if he sleeps at his desk the rest of the day. Of course most of these guys do know what they're talking about, but it's still a pretty cushy job.
Thus, the golden rule of the 'quirky' senior engineer: Never get involved with a task that requires deliverables. Set yourself up in a position where you only have to complain about other people's work. (Sort of like the 'software guru' in old Dilbert cartoons
I've worked at a number of companies with the Quirky Guru type. At one company, at the time a pioneer of electronic commerce payment systems and let's leave it at that, there seemed to be a disporportionately high number of these people. Several of them were the initial instigators and developers of this technology. They were extremely bright and dedicated individuals. One of these guys used to walk around the company wearing cycling shorts, and old sweatshirt and socks (no shoes). But without him and others there wouldn't have BEEN a company and as such, yes, there was definitely a place for them. As others have pointed out, many of the most brilliant people tend to be a bit "insane" when put next to the washed masses. As these types have been around us since the beginning of time (Jesus, Mozart & Einstein to name a few) I don't think the concept of the Quirky Guru is going anywhere soon.
HOWEVER, there's the other type. At the last company I worked with, the lead developer seemed to be trying to turn himself into the quirky guru. In his mind, this seemed to mean showing up for work at 09:30 (and he lived in the office building!), going out for coffee at 09:45, coming back at 10:00, walking around talking to developers until he was called in for a meeting with the president where he'd sit for hours talking very slowly about grandiose plans. Sure, he knew more than I did, but I DID more than he did. I don't think there's much room for this sort of quirky guru.
Most larger companies seem to put this sort of person in 'Special Projects' before too long. Note to those of you out there - if you're in 'Special Projects', the rest of the company is probably not looking at you with awe or envy - they Get It, even if you don't. This is where you go when the VP of R&D doesn't want to fire you because that would declare to his/her boss and the rest of the company that that they made a mistake in hiring you. However, they can't get you to play nicely or get any work done. IMHO, companies should cut their losses and fire this type, not give them a special playground where they can't really negatively affect others. What's the point.
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There are still plenty of gurus, but they no longer know everything about everything, they just know absolutely everything about a couple of things. Team development sets up an environment where those that aren't gurus can in fact contribute, but the gurus are still very useful and important.
~ now you know
I'm 23. I joined my company 3 years ago. We have roughly a million lines of C++ source (plus some java stuff).
I know, conceptually our entire C++ codebase. I learn and read all the new designs and specs which come out. I know, line by line, more than half of that million line codebase.
I'm a bit quirky relative to my co-workers (rollerblade to work, play foosball on company time, wear slippers) but I'm not absurd (I have good hygene, don't swear, am apprpropriately dressed etc.)
There is a place for the guru these days. But you better have some insane memory ability, or work somewhere for a really long time. Wether there is a place for an RMS-like guru, I couldn't say.
I once heard a phone engineer (BT) plug himself in...
At the time (1984-89) I worked on the JANET network as a Network Operator. We used to have to chase line faults on the 9600 analogue circuits used back then (isn't progress a great thing?). One particular afternoon I was on the phone to the local exchange helping said engineer trace an intermittent problem.
Suddenly in the middle of the conversation there was a strangled yell, followed by a loud metallic clatter as he fell off his aluminium step-ladder. A few seconds of silence passed, then a wavering voice came back on the line "..h..hello?..".
Turned out the poor bloke had been talking to me on a linesman's phone (attached to the exchange with croc-clips) whilst he looked for a dry joint - then decided to grasp a bare wire carrying ringer circuit. This page gives ringer as 75V AC @ 25hz. Ouch
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I get very little trouble for being quirky, though. I've even had jobs where they make a point of bringing interview candidates past my office.
The most important part of being a quirky engineer is being competent. You have to make it abundantly clear that your quirkiness doesn't detrimentally affect your job performance.
Raw productivity, though, is not enough. You also need to be present during reasonable hours to be accessible as a resource to the other engineers, to answer questions for folks from other parts of the company (such as Marketing and QA), and you have to make it to the meetings.
I'm not sure how long this is going to last as an available mode of operation. As more and more people become programmers because it's a job, rather than because they like messing around with computers and are willing to redirect their messing around for pay, the fraction of quirky programmers will diminish. (I've experimented with inducing it-- when one previous job changed buildings, I purchased the Medium-Sized Treasure Box, the Bag of Mystery, and a gallon of Tiny Treasures from Archie McPhee, spread them all out on a spare desk, and said "It's free!" Unbeknownst to me, a friend in QA spread a lie that I'd be terribly hurt if people didn't take at least one. Weird goodies spread over the entire company, and some people started bringing in some of their own.) As long as we can keep the correlation of quirkiness and competence high, though, we should be able to keep software engineering safe for weirdness for a good while yet.
"Before enlightenment: sharpen claws, catch mice. After enlightenment: sharpen claws, catch mice."
My father was on the mechanical side of things, though. Anything Tim Allen joked about, he did (though a few years ago he hauled off his turbocharged lawnmower to the dump after many years of faithful service).
However, his skill for spotting and correcting problems in the manufacturing process that fly right over suits' heads earned him respect, and a position in upper-middle management at Xerox. All this without completing his college degree.
You can tell I admire the guy. I still turn to him frequently for advice even in my field where the nature of the work is different but the disciplines are the same. Quirky engineers are cool, especially when they can work with people and actually solve problems. There won't be any shortage of jobs for them to fill anytime soon, I think.
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I love hiring and working with quirky people. But for all the romance of having a rag-tag, superhero-caliber team, you'd better be prepared to step up to the management plate in a big way. If you hire sheep and lemmings, your job as project leader will be relatively simple. If you hire the moody geniuses, you better give them some clear goals, lots of milestones (that are verifiable), and for god's sake, when you hire someone, put them on probation or under contract with some really explicit goals for a few months. If you can black-box their responsibilities, even better, because then you don't have to worry about tracking hours or social interaction as much. But make the terms of probation very clear and tell them 1) you don't care how they do it (this will earn their respect), 2) what you expect to be delivered and how you plan to test/verify it very critically, 3) that time is of the essense (eventually, they'll be put on a project where it is), and 4) what the consequences will be if they succeed and if they fail. Keep the trial period short and make no excuses or apologies in the end if you cut your losses. Try to keep the candidate on relevant tasks but out of the critical path of current projects. That's ideal, I know, and doing so can be very expensive, especially for a small company. But consider it part of the investment in acquiring an employee and be prepared to walk away from your sunk costs spent evaluating someone. I've met very few managers who can do this well, including myself.
The guy in the article was no guru or genius -- he was a burned-out slob, whose sole accomplishment was rising to the challenge of getting hired.
I've been the guru, the guy with the answers in the middle of the night when the last demon from Hell has just run through your server rack. I've been through the adjustment.
The moment your 'quirks' start to keep any significant part of the organization from functioning well, you'd better start making things right. No matter what rabbit you can pull out of your hat, most management won't let you keep waving it when the rest of the crew wants to hang you.
The web paradigm, with lots of smaller pieces making up large enterprise application, makes the guru less of an asset. The guru isn't going to make a monumental impact on a 500 line servlet. The guru is the guy who knows that there's a gotcha back in some back corner of the 100,000 lines of application code. In the early days there were poeple who could dazzle the crowd with web tricks, but it's too well known, and most people now know that web programming isn't all that tough.
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Quirky Guru
(quir-ky gu-ru)
a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern with a peculiar trait.
See http://www.stallman.org/
There are so many web programmers on the market right now that you can snap your fingers and fill a web programmer position. I'm acutely aware that to get past an interview I'd better not come off as "quirky". Creative, yes, but not "quirky". "Creative" gets about as far as "wear an interesting tie, or an oxford shirt that's a color other than white."
A few years ago I went to an interview in black dockers, a poofy red silk blouse, motorcycle boots, and a black leather jacket. They had called me and said "please come for an interview immediately, we don't care how you're dressed, just come directly in." I got the job. Today I doubt they'd look twice at me without the shirt and tie and jacket and slacks and shiny shoes.
...in his book Accidental Empires.
The 3 types of people in a company:
1. commandoes=people that come up with new ideas, and are good at getting the ball rolling. they however get bored after the need for brilliance is over, so then you need the...
2. infantry=people that enjoy steady work refining what the commandoes have started
if the company becomes successful, they may start hiring...
3. REMFs=worthless sobs, that work only to enhance their own power, at the expense of everything else
None of my coworkers is quirky. That must mean... I'm the quirky one!
If you really want to begin to understand some of us "quirky engineer" types, just go to google, search for "Asperger's Syndrome", and follow your nose.
People don't go back to GM 3 months after buying a car and ask - nay, demand - for the steering wheel to be moved either.
creation science book
Though somewhat dated now, there's a great section from one of the stories ("Ex Machina," 1948) which could have been written today: "The social trend always lags behind the technological one...moreover, an electronic duplicator could infringe not only on patents but on property right, and attroneys prepared volumious breifs on such issues as whether "rarity rights" are real property...the world, slightly punch-drunk on technology, was trying desperately to walk a straight line...It was all perfectly clear to the technicians, but they were much too impractical to be consulted; they were apt to remark "So my gadget unstabilizes property rights? Well-why have property rights then?"
Not bad for half a century before Napster...
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I can't think of one reason anybody should care about 'quirky gurus'. What matters to an employer, and to any project, is performance, not intelligence, not 'quirkiness', and certainly not having 'room' for Bullshit like this.
I do not respond to cowards. Especially anonymous ones.
I think the quirky guys are the ones who look normal... 90% of our development staff are strange... beards, sock puppets, pictures of frogs... they're all a bunch of freaks and that's why we like them.
My dream is to one day be the guy with the beard sitting in a dark cube listening to classic rock with my collection of erotic frog dolls on my monitor =P
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It's been shown statistically that intelligence is generally proportional to mental problems (or vice versa, but either way, get one you get the other) I've known a few people now that were *geniuses* in tons of different fields, and generally weird/quirky/insane. Nasty habits involve blowing things up, faking credit card numbers to buy insanely large computers, vandalism, lecherism, and so on.
Their productivity decreased 95% if they were *forced* to do anything, mainly because they are not normal people, they've got special needs, and provide special talents.
The line was, I believe, "It's a Unix book... Cool."
/. crowd.) This is doubtless because he was inspired by Dana Carvey's older brother Brad, the hardware engineer responsible for the high-end chips in Newtek's "Video Toaster". I've seen this fellow on TV... Honest to God, he really does talk in those hushed, tense-lipped tones, and goes around in the trademark flannel shirt.
The character Garth is still Hollywood's most noble and most accurate attempt at portraying a hacker-type. (Not even AntiTrust could get that right, even though it was squarely aimed at the
"I like to drink Squirt." --Brad Carvey
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I've been on a lot of projects and there are two types of 'Quirky' developers that I've come across. The first is the long haired hippy type. They may have short hair, but the have the sole of someone from Oakland. These are the guys that no every odd little thing about their operating system of choice. They play D&D. They code like demons. Sometimes a project can't live without them. Usually nobody even notices they are gone. The second 'quirky' type is much more sublte. He's the one with the wierd laugh. He's probably annoying. He may smell but probably doesn't. Management usually hates him but every once in a while he become management. These are the guys who don't get the girl. They don't get the program. They couldn't tell you what the scores to the game were last weekend and they definetly don't even know what games were played last weekend. Their attention is on their code. They are the people who everybody else goes to for help. These are the people that other programmer's look up to. They are 'quirky' true. But they are programmers and developers and without fail if a company chases one of these guys away the company won't produce anything good after that. If you're Microsoft you may have a dozen or two dozen of these guys and may two or three hundred of the other type.
Fancy tricks like XP and Scrum are nice buzz words from people who don't code in the trenches anymore, but, if you scare away the chief guru then you might as well shut the door to the business. I've seen that happen at least three times.
There is a difference between 'Guru' and 'Wierdo' and the author should have known better.
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"He who questions training trains himself at asking questions." - The Sphinx, Mystery Men (1999)
your sig, that is. I'm too lazy to research it, but I bet that you hear some "expert" trying to correct/insult you EVERY SINGLE POST you make. That's some funny shit. I think your sig has proven that about 70% (and I'm being nice) of everyone is a moron.
I'm one of these "quirky" software engineers; I've a beard, absolutely don't wear ties at any cost, have unusual ideas, and am generally addressed as strange. I also don't like to wake up early and to work on the same thing for months without a real problem that requires a lot of work. But this doesn't mean that I don't like my job or that I will neither test nor document my code. Also, many and many times I was the last one in the computer room to work all nighttime on saturdays and sundays when the others were dancing somewhere, without anybody having to ask me to do so.
Like it or not, some of us are artists; you simply cannot make an artist work like everyone else. Force him, and you'll take him into frustration, making him totally improductive until he leaves for another company.
If you need creative thinking, you need creative people. Let us work as we can do, trust us, and we'll give back more than we're paid for.
Said that, the techie on the article was not a strange guy, he was only a bad one who didn't want to work.
After all, he plays quirky engineers in movies.
He DID save the world from aliens after all!
It pays the rent but who can get passionate about it?
"Quirky" types grasp this reality firmly. You "strong work ethic" types
don't.
Quirky types put their passion in the only place it can realisticly exist:
in their personal projects.
The hard-clickin work drone, OTOH, in his feeble, balless, uninspired,
fake manner, gets "passionate" about whatever his boss tells him to get
passionate about. That and his paycheck. He couldn't see the beauty of things
in a million years.
Listen up clueless ones: without fat quirky smelly weirdos you'd still
be shivering in the mud and eating grass.
Get out of the way.
So their going to be computer generated from now on?
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A friend of mine was being hired as a contractor in the Boston area. Before she showed up to work, she asked what the dress code was. "Oh, it's relaxed, wear whatever you want", she was told. So she shows up wearing a tie-dyed shirt and bluejeans. Most everyone else there is wearing shirt&tie or otherwise 'professional' clothing. So she asks around, "is what I'm wearing ok? I seem to be out of place here" but is told "no, that's fine, wear what you want". Later on she found out that the presumption in the company was that the real Unix wizard-types wear tie-dye or what have you, so she was inadvertantly reinforcing their perception.
At least mafia-owned pizzarias make excellent pizza. Compare to Bill Gates.
it is december 23rd, 2012. looking forward to it.
Code reviews.
I see you're posting to Slashdot again.
Why did you ditch your old account? Is it becuase you got trolled to hell and back and your karma got seriously butt-raped?
Sounds like the classic PHB(pointy haired boss) from the dilbert world.
Let's face it: Unless your quirkiness impinges on your ability to deal with A) your co-workers, or B) your code, you're okay. I know that most of my co-workers would call me quirky. I know that some of 'em would probably take it a step further. It all comes down to your output.
Myself, I'm quirky. I like legos. A LOT. I have several sets at my desk. I'll pace a lot while rolling something around in my head. I'll even think out loud while doing so. On conference calls, I put on my cordless headset and go and kick a ball against the wall obsessively.
When the shit hits the fan though, I'm on the top of my game. I've been with my current employer just shy of a year now, and have garnered a very strong reputation across all the groups I work with. One of our production guys actually said, when I showed up to look at an issue, "It must be fucked up because they only bring $name in when it's nearly done and they need him to fix it." I took that as a compliment of the highest order.
That being said, I like being quirky. I try not to annoy people with it, though some are too easily annoyed. I'm a good resource, people come to me with their intractible problems. One project manager even said "Without $name on the project, I don't think we could've gotten it done." For the most part, my quirks are indulged. I get to trick out all the hardware I want on my desktop, I have reasonable play time allowed, and I get to work my own hours. That being said, output is the key. No results, no indulgence.
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...that's how people are.
You don't see everyone out there. You see the people you live with and the people you work with.
You see people driving and shopping. You don't act the same in the mall as you do at home, why think the eccentrics do?
You think because you don't see people acting strange in transitory situations you're getting the strange people in your static situations.
Engineering has pretty normal demographics.
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Nothing personal against you, but does anyone else see the humour in someone posting about the effectiveness of a work-to-rule campaign, and having a "work wanted" advert in his tagline? *grin*
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It seems to me that there's a point being lost here, the industry is changing. That's not to say that quirky engineers are not often useful, capable and creative people. It's just that the industry is needing less and less creative, truly technically focused people. As the computer industry solidifies, more and more positions are really just technician jobs and they don't require guru like skills, they require reliability and predictability.
What does that mean to us the quirky? We have to start moving on to more cutting edge less established fields, more research and development type work. The web field (as we know it now) and the e-commerce field are getting too corporate, time to find the next revolution.
DescSuit
If this is so stupid then why are companies allowing it today? I don't think the companies of today are stupider or more tolerant than they will be in the future.
The reason programmers do this is so they will be able to work. If they come in 9-5 nothing will get done because everyone is busy asking them computer questions. Kind of like when a doctor goes to a cocktail party, he gets questions about this or that....well would you like your surgeon to be interrupted during his work by questions and etc. etc.? Well it takes the same amount of concentration, okay? That's why they need the solitude.
I would think that the software testers should be testing the previous days software and documenting the problems or if if works doing what they normally do, thumb twiddling.
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Technically, we are beyond survival.
Have you ever heard of CVS? What cave does your company work from? Please shine the light in there and bring them at least to this nice old tool from back in the eighties/nineties.
--- Hindsight is 20/20, but walking backwards is not the answer.
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did you mean:
'is there still room in a company for a quirky 'guru?' or, are projects so large now, [that] by necessity, team-based development rules (v.) [the industry]?'
do linux word processors/e-mail programs need grammar checkers? does anyone bother to re-read what they've written when it has the potential to be read by tens of thousands of people (as opposed to making each and every one of them re-read it 3 times before they figure out what the heck you meant)?
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Well written. Those of us who are actually aware of what nourishes productive creativity have got to stay one step ahead of the concession-happy mobs who unthinkingly help drive the employment market towards the assembly-line sweatshop model.
Fortunately, there ARE outfits which recognize that the duplicatable nature of our work product (information) renders a unique situation. One man can produce a million shoes as easily as one. A programmer should be selected and treated with that in mind: the quality of his actions will compound - not the quantity.
Executive summary: consider a "programmer" an engineer of software akin to an architect; while the schema of his trade may be less intelligeable and palpable than a blueprint or scale model, the degree to which his actions are amplified is a fitting parallel.
... there is something called justice in this world ...
IANAL but write like a drunk one.
I think talking about "us" geeks as being "quirky" is a little lame when compared to the "quirks" people at an executive level have.
I've known CEO's that fired guys for messing with "his chick" (note not his wife either )
He hired his best buddy to watch us, he sat in his office drinking all day.
I've seen CTO's that knew nothing and learned OTJ and bumbled through projects for 3 years.
I've known CEO's that had rumored connections to the mafia.
I haven't seen a male beancounters hard drive yet that didn't have massive amounts of porn.
I've seen all kinds of people in all kinds of departments just quirky as can be. Usually they tell me im quirky for being a sysadmin and fixing THIER computer. While im sitting there figuring out what they fucked up this time they go on and on about nothing, meanwhile im racking my brains trying to diagnose but they just keep talking.
Makes me forget what I was doing.