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FreeBSD Foundation Announces Java License for Free
nt2UNIX writes: "There is an article on Daily Daemon News that the FreeBSD Foundation has announced the inclusion of a FreeBSD native SUN Java SDK and RunTime Environment for the January 2002 release of FreeBSD 4.5
The whole announcement can be found here."
It's back!
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Microsoft drops Java support, FreeBSD adds the SDK. I love it!
--
Chris Lambert
can i be 1st post?:)
The FreeBSD Foundation relies solely on contributions from individuals and businesses to fund its activities. In negotiating the JDK/JRE license, where both parties were in almost immediate agreement to the license terms, the Foundation still spent in excess of $3000 on legal fees. Highly qualified and experienced legal counsel is the expensive yet necessary cost of protecting the best interests of the FreeBSD Project.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
Fact: *BSD is dead
Our experience should serve as an important lesson to open source developers who try to tackle too large a project by themselves: do not sell your soul to Corporate America. Sure, we have a native JRE/JDK, but the only advantage is that it is native - not Free in any stretch of the imagination. (Not even restricted-Free, e.g. GPL).
All that aside, I have been testing several snapshots of the Java tools and they are very responsive and stable. More so, I am afraid, than Blackdown - although the ultimate test will be to see how it compares with the JRE running on a Solaris/SPARC machine.
freebsd guy
Since Microsoft is slowly trying to push third party development applications away from it's platform (apparently to make way for .NET), this is a good sign.
I'm not a big fan of Java, but if there are enough number of viable platforms for development, I'm sure attention could be shifted from the Win* platform to other unices.
FreeBSD is a very stable and robust platform, but to what extent has it managed to penetrate the existing MS market? Apparently Linux seems to be doing this, and the reason is not anything else, except support for existing applications.
I'd like to see where this takes the FreeBSD marketshare.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Comng on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
Fact: *BSD is dead
Or does the goat sex0r's balls hang lower w/each post? Gravity effect? Or just a guy drawing what he sees in the mirror?
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
Fact: *BSD is dead
The links in the article link to Goatse.cx. Do not click on them unless you are a homosexual (i.e. h4x0r).
You die too easily.
And the FreeBSD team had to pay $3k in legal fees to lawyers to wrangle licensing terms, so it is hardly free as in beer.
I love it -- the lack of solid java support is the biggest problem I have with FreeBSD.
Now if only the same thing would happen with OpenBSD -- we could write tomcat based web apps, and wouldn't have to worry so much about being hacked.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
Fact: *BSD is dead
I cant seem to find a free encryption program for the Mac
that uses the Blowfish algorithm. Could anybody point out
where I can find such a program?
(Note, I'm only bashing the Catholics here because everyone already knows about the treacherous nature of Jews)
So, you've heard how Catholics are de-facto slaves to the Pope's will. But do you know how strong a hold the Pope has over his mind-controlled followers? Think about this.
Since the time they're about 7, every Catholic gives a weekly confession of all their misdeeds (and for Catholics, this involves massive amounts of perversion, evil, illegality, and so-forth). Now, do you think a power-hungry, expansionist organization like the Catholic church would just let this valuable information fall by the wayside. NO! Of course not.
Since time immemorial, the Catholic Church has been storing the confessions of its followers to be used in case a given follower refuses to carry out the Pope's orders. With the threat of blackmail, the Pope can rule with an iron fist.
Computerization made this type of mass blackmailing much easier. In fact, I have it on good authority that the Pope's Blackmail Database is a Java application run under FreeBSD for its scalabilty and security.
KTS:Lover, Poet, Artiste, Aesthete, Utensil.
There is no contradiction.
Sun ought to be paying FreeBSD to include Java. Well, they really ought to make Java free as in free speech.
I won't be surprised if in a couple years a truly free .net implementation has surpassed java on free *nix systems due to Sun squandering its ~5 year headstart.
Java? Sorry, the parade's gone by.
FreeBSD will have a native Java. FreeBSD will also have a native port of C# tools through Corel. Linux will have to wait for Ximian to code up Mono. Looks like its linux playing catch-up now. Oh wait, they linux has real databases. Forget I said any of this.
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SO I THOUGHT I WOULD DO MY PART!
:-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
CmdrTaco's "Gaping Anus" 1.0
You can be just like me!
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to this disgusting habit and many others. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Gaping Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer
Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah)
Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did?
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate
Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh)
"I'll give you a deal, let me up in that booty" (OK!)
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped CowboyNeal's tits off
He don't know how to do Chris D
I'd suck his dick off
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
My anus
My anus every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My anus
My anus is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus really needs to be filled up
My boss tried to fire me yesterday
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him "Come and get me!"
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his dick up
Homosexuals Circle-Snotting pedestrians
Near a gay bar while they screamin at me
Let's just be friends!
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Taco-Snotter
She met Michael, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man
This guy at Gay Al's strip club asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your
autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Alan Cox, thanks for the support
Nice ass!
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me)
One of Slashdot's homosexuals
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Hemos' butt boy)
Stop the tape this gaylord needs to be locked away (Get him)
Cliff, don't just stand there operate
Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I coming or going
I can barely decide
I just drank a gallon of semen
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
CowboyNeal's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Neal I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I Taco-Snot when I talk
I do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Hemos had a set of tits
CowboyNeal: "Get behind me CmdrTaco and grab me by my hips"
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay House Porno Mag
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus gets tapped up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it's always getting plugged up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus occasionally reamed out
My anus it needs to be filled up
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Slashdot Trolls trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Gaping Anus!
I have just recieved word of CmdrTaco's so called "girlfriend"...and I use the term loosely. As a follow-up to Gaping Anus, he has written "Fat Sweaty Betty", a song written for her.
"Fat Sweaty Betty" by CmdrTaco
w-w-w-w why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed (x2)
Fat Sweaty Betty you bitch ain't nuthin new
Her ma used to baby sit me back when we was 2
We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank
Well ah, she moved across town and never came back
Until the other day I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty I can't believe this, shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beatch
She said "Hey Taco! Tell me how you been"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her, hold still and flicked it off her face
And said "Betty oh Betty what ya say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers rub across the rippled cellulite
Oooooh it was nasty, but I don't let it bother me
She rolled over and fuckin knocked the wind outta me
I couldn't breath she wouldn't stop I'm almost dead
I took the lamp and bust it on her fuckin head We got dressed
I gave her a little kiss good-bye Fat Sweaty Betty,
my fat sweaty pumpkin pie
Fat Sweaty Betty
Tell me when your ready (x2)
Theres a big fat flop of shit people call Betty
Lots of fat on her back her neck, Sweaty
Boogers runnin out her noes and over hung lips
Can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck all that cuz I wanna see the neden
I wanna see the cat that cheesy, cheesy, chin
Rode my bike to her house, hey yo Betty let me in
I'm packin some snack cakes, bitch let me in
I can hear her commin down the stairs
She opened up the door in her mutha fuckin underwear's
Eww, shit fuck that I'm turnin back
But then the door shut and she goin for the cake snack
I said relax hoe, I'm hear on business
You can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on Betty drop them drawers
Ahhhh, I knew it, Betty had balls
Oh, no here come that ass
From the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna Splash
I wish I never came Oh boy do I wish
She Fat Sweaty Betty The Sweaty Fat Bitch
Fat Sweaty Betty Tell me when your ready
fat sweaty betty (x8)
Because Christmas is on the horizon, I thought I would share a suitable tale. This is so you, the reader, may be able to avoid the terror I have been.
Last Christmas, while visiting family, I spent a few nights in a Best Western hotel. It was comfortable yet affordable and I really enjoyed and appreciated their friendly and knowledgeable staff. Why didn't I stay in my family's house you ask? Well... there were children present and as children often are are a nuisance and would inturrupt my morning and nightly rituals. On my first night at the Best Western, I proceded to... oh, I think a song would better illustrate this...
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
And I smell like shit
Oh, sorry, wrong song...
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land
Yeah... uh, thats right.
As I drifted off to sleep, I was startled by noises. The residents in the next room were making too much noise. I was about to bang on the wall but was curious at what was the problem so I pressed my ear up against the wall and listened.
CmdrTaco:
Nowadays everybody wanna talk
But nothing comes out
When they move the lips
Its just a bunch of jibberish
And motherfuckers act like CmdrTaco aint' gay
Everybody forgot
What happened?
What up Linus
Linus Torvalds: Yeah
CmdrTaco:
It's all about Linus
It's all about Linus
Linus Torvalds: Linus is in the house
CmdrTaco: Yeah, thats right Linus is in the house
Linus Torvalds: Come here pull down your panites you little bitch
CmdrTaco: Aiight, hold up dawg go easy on me and shit you ripped my asshole last time
Linus Torvalds: Come get some of this Monolithic Kernel
CmdrTaco: Let me take off this white shirt so you can see my bird chest
Linus Torvalds: You wanna be famous?
CmdrTaco: Uh huh
Linus Torvalds: Spread that bitch ass
CmdrTaco: It's all about Linus
Linus Torvalds: Yeah, Linus
CmdrTaco: Uh, dawg, your hurting me dawg
Linus Torvalds: Your the loosest Slashdot editor you little bitch
CmdrTaco: Your ripping my asshole dawg, hold on a sec, wait don't bust
Linus Torvalds: Yeah
CmdrTaco: Hold on a sec, don't bust
Linus Torvalds: Come here
CmdrTaco: Wait, uh wait, uh, hold on don't bust
Linus Torvalds: Take all of this Monolithic Kernel
CmdrTaco: Hold on don't bust, do it on my lip like a milk ad
Linus Torvalds: Linus is in that ass
CmdrTaco:
It's all about Linus
It's all about Linus, ahh ahh
Linus Torvalds: You wanna be famous you little bitch
CmdrTaco: Man don't tell CowboyNeal dawg please, it's all about Linus Torvalds
Linus Torvalds: Aiight, now get the fuck out of here
CmdrTaco: Aww shit
I have just recieved word of CmdrTaco's so called "girlfriend"...and I use the term loosely. As a follow-up to Gaping Anus, he has written "Fat Sweaty Betty", a song written for her.
"Fat Sweaty Betty" by CmdrTaco
w-w-w-w why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed (x2)
Fat Sweaty Betty you bitch ain't nuthin new
Her ma used to baby sit me back when we was 2
We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank
Well ah, she moved across town and never came back
Until the other day I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty I can't believe this, shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beatch
She said "Hey Taco! Tell me how you been"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her, hold still and flicked it off her face
And said "Betty oh Betty what ya say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers rub across the rippled cellulite
Oooooh it was nasty, but I don't let it bother me
She rolled over and fuckin knocked the wind outta me
I couldn't breath she wouldn't stop I'm almost dead
I took the lamp and bust it on her fuckin head We got dressed
I gave her a little kiss good-bye Fat Sweaty Betty,
my fat sweaty pumpkin pie
Fat Sweaty Betty
Tell me when your ready (x2)
Theres a big fat flop of shit people call Betty
Lots of fat on her back her neck, Sweaty
Boogers runnin out her noes and over hung lips
Can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck all that cuz I wanna see the neden
I wanna see the cat that cheesy, cheesy, chin
Rode my bike to her house, hey yo Betty let me in
I'm packin some snack cakes, bitch let me in
I can hear her commin down the stairs
She opened up the door in her mutha fuckin underwear's
Eww, shit fuck that I'm turnin back
But then the door shut and she goin for the cake snack
I said relax hoe, I'm hear on business
You can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on Betty drop them drawers
Ahhhh, I knew it, Betty had balls
Oh, no here come that ass
From the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna Splash
I wish I never came Oh boy do I wish
She Fat Sweaty Betty The Sweaty Fat Bitch
Fat Sweaty Betty Tell me when your ready
fat sweaty betty (x8)
CmdrTaco's "Gaping Anus" 1.0
:-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
You can be just like me!
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to this disgusting habit and many others. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Gaping Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer
Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah)
Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did?
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate
Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh)
"I'll give you a deal, let me up in that booty" (OK!)
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped CowboyNeal's tits off
He don't know how to do Chris D
I'd suck his dick off
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
My anus
My anus every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My anus
My anus is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus really needs to be filled up
My boss tried to fire me yesterday
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him "Come and get me!"
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his dick up
Homosexuals Circle-Snotting pedestrians
Near a gay bar while they screamin at me
Let's just be friends!
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Taco-Snotter
She met Michael, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man
This guy at Gay Al's strip club asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your
autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Alan Cox, thanks for the support
Nice ass!
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me)
One of Slashdot's homosexuals
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Hemos' butt boy)
Stop the tape this gaylord needs to be locked away (Get him)
Cliff, don't just stand there operate
Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I coming or going
I can barely decide
I just drank a gallon of semen
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
CowboyNeal's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Neal I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I Taco-Snot when I talk
I do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Hemos had a set of tits
CowboyNeal: "Get behind me CmdrTaco and grab me by my hips"
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay House Porno Mag
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus gets tapped up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it's always getting plugged up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus occasionally reamed out
My anus it needs to be filled up
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Slashdot Trolls trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Gaping Anus!
Ever since we moved, my boyfriends old roommate has been stopping by after work. The second night he was here, we were taking some bonghits, watching porn and just feeling all-around horny. My boyfriend got up to go to the bathroom and as I suspected, his friend followed. My boyfriend intentionally left the bathroom door open in hopes I would join them. But I was afraid that the second I so much as moved from where I sat, they would stop. I eventually mustered the courage and got up quietly. Through the reflection in the bathroom mirror, I could see my boyfriend's friend standing, eyes closed in ecstacy, swaying back and forth. I crawled up to the door and though I knew what I was in for, I stared in total surprise. My boyfriend, sitting and naked...dick throbbing and bobbing, had his lips wrapped around his buddy's obviously large and thick cock. The juices that were dripping down my leg were now in overdrive at this site. I positioned myself so that I could rub my horny pussy, watch and remain out of sight. My man has stated several times that he would like to watch his friend fuck me, eat me out or, at least even, masturbating as he watched me and my guy fuck. Thinking how much I would love to join them , I just remained calm and kept rubbing my hot wet pussy. It took a lot to keep me from barging in, but the view in the meantime was spectacular for me. I almost came at one point and stopped myself, only so I could cum at the same time as them.
So this guy reaches down, and starts stroking my man's meat. I can tell by the looks on their faces that it was pleasurable to say the least. I heard my man whisper, "I'm gonna cum". As their breathing came harder and faster, so did their cocks. In an instant my hand flew down to my pussy and rubbed my tingly clit furiously. I just kept replaying what I had seen over and over. That threw me over the edge...watching so much hot white creamy jizz flying everywhere, watching them lick each other up. Now I can't wait til he drops by again. My boyfriend promised me in on the action next time, of which he also assured me there would be a next time. However, if anyone out there can offer me a bit of adive, I would like to hear it. His friend knows I know about everything, but he's still a bit apprehensive about it...although his apprehension is subsiding somewhat. Can anyone who has been in the same situation advise me on a good way to break the ice, so to speak?? I'm horny as hell and anxious to get down and dirty with my two men. But we have no idea how to approach it. My guy suggested he would initiate it by either playing with him or with me. help?
I have just recieved word of CmdrTaco's so called "girlfriend"...and I use the term loosely. As a follow-up to Gaping Anus, he has written "Fat Sweaty Betty", a song written for her.
"Fat Sweaty Betty" by CmdrTaco
w-w-w-w why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed (x2)
Fat Sweaty Betty you bitch ain't nuthin new
Her ma used to baby sit me back when we was 2
We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank
Well ah, she moved across town and never came back
Until the other day I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty I can't believe this, shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beatch
She said "Hey Taco! Tell me how you been"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her, hold still and flicked it off her face
And said "Betty oh Betty what ya say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers rub across the rippled cellulite
Oooooh it was nasty, but I don't let it bother me
She rolled over and fuckin knocked the wind outta me
I couldn't breath she wouldn't stop I'm almost dead
I took the lamp and bust it on her fuckin head We got dressed
I gave her a little kiss good-bye Fat Sweaty Betty,
my fat sweaty pumpkin pie
Fat Sweaty Betty
Tell me when your ready (x2)
Theres a big fat flop of shit people call Betty
Lots of fat on her back her neck, Sweaty
Boogers runnin out her noes and over hung lips
Can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck all that cuz I wanna see the neden
I wanna see the cat that cheesy, cheesy, chin
Rode my bike to her house, hey yo Betty let me in
I'm packin some snack cakes, bitch let me in
I can hear her commin down the stairs
She opened up the door in her mutha fuckin underwear's
Eww, shit fuck that I'm turnin back
But then the door shut and she goin for the cake snack
I said relax hoe, I'm hear on business
You can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on Betty drop them drawers
Ahhhh, I knew it, Betty had balls
Oh, no here come that ass
From the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna Splash
I wish I never came Oh boy do I wish
She Fat Sweaty Betty The Sweaty Fat Bitch
Fat Sweaty Betty Tell me when your ready
fat sweaty betty (x8)
Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of goatsex posters?
CmdrTaco's "Gaping Anus" 1.0
:-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
You can be just like me!
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to this disgusting habit and many others. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Gaping Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer
Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah)
Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did?
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate
Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh)
"I'll give you a deal, let me up in that booty" (OK!)
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped CowboyNeal's tits off
He don't know how to do Chris D
I'd suck his dick off
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
My anus
My anus every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My anus
My anus is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus really needs to be filled up
My boss tried to fire me yesterday
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him "Come and get me!"
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his dick up
Homosexuals Circle-Snotting pedestrians
Near a gay bar while they screamin at me
Let's just be friends!
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Taco-Snotter
She met Michael, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man
This guy at Gay Al's strip club asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your
autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Alan Cox, thanks for the support
Nice ass!
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me)
One of Slashdot's homosexuals
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Hemos' butt boy)
Stop the tape this gaylord needs to be locked away (Get him)
Cliff, don't just stand there operate
Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I coming or going
I can barely decide
I just drank a gallon of semen
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
CowboyNeal's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Neal I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I Taco-Snot when I talk
I do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Hemos had a set of tits
CowboyNeal: "Get behind me CmdrTaco and grab me by my hips"
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay House Porno Mag
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus gets tapped up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it's always getting plugged up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus occasionally reamed out
My anus it needs to be filled up
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Slashdot Trolls trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Gaping Anus!
between my wife and me. Linda and I have been married almost seven
years now, but out relationship has changed more in the last six
months than it did in the first six years. Let me explain how my
present predicament began. I guess in a sense everything that has
happened to me has been my fault. I should have left well enough
alone. you see I'm married to a 25 year old fox of a wife. Her name
is Linda and I've been with her ever since she was 16 years old. She
had never known any other man but me and that was fine with me. I'm
a couple of years older than Linda but not that much more
experienced in sexual matters than her. Linda was a virgin when we
meet, and I had only a couple of sexual experiences before meeting
my wife.
In any event, our sex life was fine for the first five years and
then in the next year, I noticed how it kind of tailed off. I
figured that I could improve our sex life by having us both watch
and get better sexually educated by watching some porn flicks. At
first Linda was against it, but she relented and eventually she
seemed to actually like watching them. It did seem to improve the
frequency of our sex sessions but then something interesting
happened.
As Linda and I were watching a new porno flick I had picked up, she
seemed to be taking particular interest in Peter North's large
equipment as he filled some women to the limit with it. The next
scene showing a black guy with his even bigger cock seemed to
fascinate her even more. After the move was over, she asked me how
long my cock was. I told her it was about average and was almost 6
inches. To tell the truth it's more like 5 1/2" and I've always been
a little conscious of it being thin as well as a little short.. but
because my wife had no previous experience it never seemed to matter
to her before. But now she had seen these monster cocks on the
screen and she realized, of course, that they were about double what
I had. I realized I couldn't hide the fact that mine was kinda puny
from her any longer.
The subject didn't come up again for a couple of days until Linda
told me that she had heard that black men all had such big cocks. I
told her that I didn't think they did and the black guys in the
pornos were an exception rather than a rule. She changed the topic
and I thought that was all there was to it. But somehow, I had the
feeling that she was still curious about the size of black cock.
About a week later, I finished work early and left for home knowing
that my wife would be happy to see me home early. When I got there
I realized her friend, Jane, who lives a couple of houses down from
us was visiting. As I entered the house they were so deeply into
there conversation that they didn't hear me come in. She'd
apparently been sipping wine with Jane almost all afternoon and both
girls were in a giggly mood. I was about to announce myself, when I
heard what they were talking about. Jane was telling Linda that most
black men had really big cocks. Linda was fascinated but told Jane
she found that hard to believe and that I had said that wasn't true.
Jane say that she had a black friend who could come over and prove
it.
I expected Linda to reject her offer out of hand, but I was
surprised to hear my wife giggle and say, "Maybe I should find out
if it's true for myself, huh?" Her curiosity and the wine had
obviously gotten the best of her. Jane quickly made a phone call and
then told Linda that he would be over in about ten minutes.
True to her word almost ten minutes later there was a knock on the
door. I had walked upstairs and was listening and observing from a
vantage point that I couldn't easily be seen. I know I should have
intervened but I was curious about what might happen next. I
couldn't believe that my wife was really going to inspect this guy's
dong to find out if he had a really big black cock.
My first surprise when Jane introduced Linda to Nate was his size.
This guy was at least six and a half feet tall and probably weighed
275 pounds contained within a well-built muscular frame. As soon as
Nate arrived, Jane excused herself so that Nate and my wife, 'could
get better acquainted'. No sooner had Jane walked out the door, when
Nate turned to Linda and said, "If you want to check out my
equipment, we'd better do it private like in your bedroom." My wife
just looked mesmerized by this big black man and kind of nodded her
head and said, "Maybe that would be best." I barely had time to slip
into our master closet before they entered the bedroom.
He closed the bedroom door behind himself and once inside he
unzipped his fly and pulled out what must have been at least 12
inches of man-meat. It was as big as any I'd ever seen in the
pornos. Linda was totally amazed, I watched as she moved toward it
and lifted its weighty mass in her hands. "Gawd," she said,
"Something like this would never fit inside me!" and I had to
silently agree. "Sure it will," said the black man, "all ya need is
a little preparation." This was getting serious, I could tell and I
was about to come out from my hiding place and confront the two of
them, when I realized how much bigger and stronger this guy was than
me. I figured that the better part of valor was to stay where I was
and maybe Linda would just send this guy on his way. No such luck of
course.
Linda was still standing there in awe of his massive black cock
holding it in her hands when he became very aggressive. He pulled
her to him, kissing her deep, her hand still holding his rod. I
expected Linda to back away but she didn't. After a few seconds she
was actually returning his kiss. I watched in shock as he quickly
stripped her clothes off until she was standing there naked before
him. "Lie down whitey," he ordered and she didn't hesitate to carry
out his command. He moved between her legs and with his massive
hands pulled them apart. I could see her tiny cunt. He moved his
head toward her pussy and before I could blink, he was eating her.
The one thing I can always count on to make my wife extra-hot is to
eat her pussy and so I knew that he'd have her excited in no time.
Sure enough in just a few seconds, she was moaning and thrusting up
to get more of his tongue into her hot cunt as he skillfully
manipulated her. As I helplessly watched she came, and came and came
until sh e was actually begging him to put it in her.
As he moved up her body she must have come to her senses because she
told him he would have to wear a condom. Linda has never wanted
children and she had read somewhere that prolonged use of the pill
was not good for a woman and so we have always used the condom as
our method of birth control. But when she asked him again, the black
man shook his head, telling Linda that he "don't wear no fucken
condom," that he "liked to feel his bitches cunt against his cock."
As he said this he was rubbing her clit with the bulbous head of his
cock, stoking her fire again. Do you want me to stop now bitch and
go home he asked. She hesitated for a moment and I hoped she'd come
to her senses, but my hopes were dashed as she told him to fuck her
now, with or without anything and that she needed it bad! He grinned
lewdly, as he slowly began to push that monster into her cunt. I
could tell it was tight but she kept on urging him to fill her
completely. when he was about half way into her, deeper than I had
ever been, he suddenly thrust hard and the remainder of his cock
entered her to the balls.
Linda gasped in pain, then as he held burying to the root inside her
she reached up and kissed him. "Fuck me hard," she said. That was
all he needed to hear. I could see that hot fuckstick as he almost
completely pulled it from her, her cunt extended around its girth,
then he would ram it home. Linda began humping hard up against him,
telling him how much she was loving it. The black mans butt
contracted with each thrust and I knew he would come soon. "I'm
gonna fill your cunt with my black seed," he yelled, "you'd like
that wouldn't you?" Linda answered, "yes, come inside me, don't take
that beautiful thing out." Then the black buried himself to the
balls inside my wife's cunt and as he groaned in orgasm, the cheeks
of his butt pulsed with every ejaculation he shot inside my wife's
cunt. "Oh there's a lot for your tummy... lots of baby juice for
you!" he yelled. Linda continued to pump against him her cunt
sucking every last bit of it out of his big black cock.
I suddenly realized that this black man was sending cum into my
wife's cunt for the very first time. We had always used a condom and
she was a virgin when we married. I was insanely jealous. But what
could I do at this point, nothing but watch her as she fucked him
longer and stronger than she ever had with me. After about a minute
he slowly withdrew his softening cock. A string of cum clung to it
and more come began to run out of her abused hole. It was no longer
closed, it gaped open like a veteran whore's. "Very nice cunt for a
white bitch," Nate said, "I'll be stopping by everyday for some of
this, you understand?". "Yes," was all Linda could muster. The
black man left and Linda laid down to rest. She fell asleep almost
immediately and I snuck out the closet past her without disturbing
her.
I went to a bar and had a few drinks to steady my nerves. I didn't
know what to do. If I confronted her with it, I knew that our
marriage might be over. I didn't really want that and I guess I
finally convinced myself that this was just a phase she'd go through
and after a while she'd tire of it or get her fill of big black cock
and our sex life would return to what it used to be.
WRONG again! That was almost 6 months ago, Linda still doesn't know
I know, but she will not be able to keep it secret for much longer.
You see, Linda is five months pregnant. Its definitely not mine.
She's said to me that there must have been something wrong with one
of my rubbers and that's how I got her pregnant. I, of course, know
better. I know that it's definitely black. Since that first time, I
have watched her many times with her black lover.
Its painful for me to watch and I don't know how to explain it but
somehow deep down, I WANT to see her with her ebony lovers. I
confess that it makes me hard and I have actually jacked-off on more
than one occasion watching from our closet. Frankly, it's my only
way of "getting off" now days as I haven't fucked her in five
months. She has told me that since she's become pregnant she just
doesn't desire sex. But I know the real reason; I was in the room
hiding months ago when her black lover told her that she was only to
have black cock, and not fuck her white husband. Even 5 months
pregnant she is still taking black cock every day.
It's been getting worse, Nate has brought a friend with him the last
several times he's visited and she's been "forced" to service two
black cocks at one time. She is with him several nights a week,
using the excuse that she's having a "girl's night out" with Jane.
I've followed her to a sleazy motel and seen lots of men come and go
from the motel room that she was in. It doesn't take a genius to
figure out that Nate is pimping her for his black buddies. I don't
know what I'm going to do. I suppose there's really nothing I can do
at this point. In about three months, when a coffee creamed baby is
born by my wife, I suppose that I'll have to deal with it. Until
then, I'll just let things ride along as they are!
I'm sending $10 to the foundation. 299 more of ;-)
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the same donation, and they'll have the lawyers
paid. Come on, it's only $10 bucks -- just skip
that ${quantity_of_cold_beverage} next weekend
If you can afford more... The foundation
501(c)(3) non-profit, so you could get a bit of
a tax credit on your donation if it is postmarked
before 31 Dec 2001.
for full details see: http://freebsdfoundation.org/
What f*ing box!?!?
Im 22 and my penis is only 3 inches when errect and less than 1 when not errect.
Could this be due to the fact that I started masturbating at the young age of 9 in intervals of 10 minutes?
Anyway I can lengthen my penis?
Please help.
I am a big fan of Java. I think my accomplishments speak for themselves. I have done a lot of work under Jakarta and founded two of its core projects.
:(
:)
That said. I am very upset at what SUN has done to systematically *destroy* Java's potential.
In 1995 everything was great, Java was going to change the world.
Then they decided to play games, they pulled out of the standards committees and now there will be no ECMA or IEEE standard for Java.
Not only that but they have shown that they have NO interest in EVER Open Sourcing Java.
Every new Java specification is dumped into the JVM as proprietary code.
I mean I can understand that Open Sourcing a large proprietary product like Java can be hard. Good examples are the Mozilla and Tomcat projects. Proptietary products can end up using libraries that you don't have the license too. Not only that but you have to get sign off from all the morons that think proprietary is the only way to go.
But SUN *continues* to dump code into the proprietary JVM making it bigger and more bloated than ever before.
In case Some of you don't know, SUNs MO for extending the VM is to work on a dedicated sub-project outside of the VM and then getting it targeted for the next revision.
So for example JSSE (Java Secure Socket Extension). This is a external library that can just be plugged into any VM. Instead of releasing this as an external project that has different licensing they just dump it into JDK 1.4 with the same old stupid non-OSS license.
THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT SUN!
I think it is great that FreeBSD can now distribute the JDK.
It just seems too little too late for me.
Java has real competition now. They are not the ONLY game on the block.
Python and C# are going to give you a REAL run for your money SUN.
So, they way I see it, you have two options:
1. Loose. C# is an IEEE standard as well as the CLR. When mono is successful no one is going to want to use your proprietary JVM anymore.
2. *WIN* Open Source license the JVM. Yes... I know it is scarry but this is you ONLY choice. Java still has a lot of great momentum. (*cough* Jakarta *cough*)
Clearly you aren't interested in the standards process, this is fine. I can't blame you. Standards are not a panacea! Nice to have but not really a requirement.
So just BSD license it and be over with it. MS isn't going to steal it! They aren't interested in Java anymore.
What? Aren't going to Open Source Java?
Fine. I am just going to use C#.
Sorry if this seemed like a troll. I am just sick of these stupid games
I just want to change the world. Is that so bad
I wanna be able to suck my entire dick. I can already suck about half of it, almost. I wanna suck the whole thing. Any Tips or methods i could use? Any and all are welcome.
I am asking you freebsd guy cause I know you would know. All bsd guys suck their own dicks dont they! Admit it they do. Now go suck yo dick sucka!
Hemos and I, CmdrTaco, were both fourteen. We were just getting ready for the end of summer. We had started out the week with a campout down by the pond. It was a warm night and they seldom slept early. Hemos and I had played all the young boy games and discovered jerking off together last summer. Now they seldom lost a chance to take a squirt.
Hemos was telling me, CmdrTaco, a story of how his older brother Michael had let a kid we both knew give him a blowjob. Michael said he gave JonKatz a ride home from school and was really horny. He said JonKatz could not stop looking at the bulge in his shorts. Michael said it took some real convincing but he got him to take his cock in his mouth and suck it exactly like his other bitch Jamie did.
I told Hemos he was full of shit that I knew JonKatz and that he didn't look queer. Hemos said his brother said you could never tell who had queer genes in them, but guys who are willing to suck usually who do it. I didn't believe him but the story made me real hard. Hemos had been constantly horny for the last year.
"CmdrTaco, you want to suck my dick?" Hemos asked, me. "No way, asshole, that thing would not fit in my mouth." said. "Why not?" he asked. "I'm not gonna put a cock in my mouth and be known as a queer like JonKatz," I told him. "You would," he assured me. "You might have the queer genes. And I promise I won't cum in your mouth," he added quickly.
I just looked at him, not believing what he wanted me to do. I just shook my head, "You are crazy, dude." He looked at me and said, " You can't tell me you don't want to find out what its like." I said quickly, "Not me, you want one go find JonKatz." He smiled as he looked down at his naked hard cock and then up at me, "Maybe I might find JonKatz for a blowjob, but he's not here and you are, CmdrTaco."
He pumped his cock a few strokes and paused, "Why don't you just try it? I'll put my jockeys back on and you can just put it in your mouth and jerk me off. Any cum will go in my jockeys and your lips won't touch any skin." he added, arguing like he always did.
"Since you won't really be sucking a cock, it won't be queer, and if you don't like it, we can stop," he pleaded. I looked down at Hemos's cock and my face turned red as I realized he had me thinking about sucking his cock. Both of us knew that sucking dick was sucking dick. I knew that if I took his cock in my mouth even covered with his jockey shorts that he would have me do it again.
I looked at Hemos's hard dick. I crossed the line when I said, "put your shorts on it." He quickly grabbed his shorts and pulled them over his rigid cock, "Shit yea, I can't wait. Go for it CmdrTaco." I knelt down between his legs as he sat on the ground cloth. I put my mouth over the head of his cock through his shorts. Hemos said, "Wait I want to know what a blow job feels like and he started taking his shorts back off.
I watched his four-inch cock plop back against his plump stomach as he removed his shorts. I said, "No way, unless you put them on I'm not gonna touch your cock." Hemos started looking around in the tent and came out with a sheer clothe bandana. "How bout this? It will be more like a blowjob and it still will be as if you're not." He wanted me to actually put a bandana covered cock in my mouth yet he was telling me it would not be queer. I had seen Hemos hard before, but this was different. His cock was rock hard and strained in the bandana. I didn't look at Hemos's face as I knelt between his legs again. I became acutely aware of the wetness where precum had soaked through the thin cloth as my mouth covered the place at the tip of his cock. Hemos was waiting, so I lowered my mouth, and I raised my eyes to Hemos's face and I felt his cock twitching and jumping in anticipation.
I turned my attention to his cock and I felt the wetness as I forced out more precum from the cock head in my mouth. I grasped his shaft and started to jerk him off with just the cloth-covered head in my mouth. I held his cock at the base as I continued bobbing my head and sucking on his cock. The slow sucking rhythm caused him to reach the edge. He was shooting and his cum was going into my mouth. The cloth was so wet that it did not slow down the spurts of cum in my mouth I never had time to think about or to turn away before a volley of jism shot through the cloth. Cum just flowed into my mouth and I don't know why I continued to pump his cock.
Hemos was silent as I release his cock from my mouth. He said, "See, CmdrTaco, the cloth did the job and all the cum was captured." There was no way to describe how it felt to suck his dick, but it had been unbelievable. "Well do you have the queer gene? Do you like to suck dick? Want to try it like JonKatz did without the cloth?" Hemos asked. I actually got kind of a thrill and yet was embarrassed that I must have swallowed his cum. I never remember spitting it out.
I told him that the experience had been unbelievable but that I would not do it again. I was glad that I had gone down on Hemos and I knew I would do it again, though I couldn't tell him that. It was less than an hour when he started begging me to do it again. That was fine by me. I think he knew that I was willing. I guess my reluctance was gone, because I didn't have any trouble going down on Hemos again. The second time sucking his dick was easier for me. Hemos started asking me what it felt like while I sucked him. While I was bobbing up and down, with a little more action, Hemos asked me if I wanted to remove the cloth. He said that it was just he and I and he would never tell anyone. He said it was just two dudes experimenting and that he was just joking about the queer genes. I actually wanted to do it yet I was not prepared to go that far. Hemos knew that I liked to suck his cock, yet he knew that it would mean admitting that I was queer if I admitted it and he knew that I wouldn't do that. He had just completed what it took to persuade me to go down on him that night.
The next week Hemos was busy all the time and he didn't talk about what we had done. I thought he was ashamed and I even noticed that he would get hard sometimes while we hung out together. But would always say he had better leave. I thought that he did not want to be embarrassed around me. It was about a week later when I found why he would leave. He told me that he had come home from our trip and that JonKatz was at his house with his brother. He said that he watched him give Michael a blowjob. He said that JonKatz was always trying to get Michael to let him suck him off again, so he said he let him. Now he sucks Michael off all the time. Hemos said after he saw JonKatz go down on his older brother. He looked at me and said "Shit JonKatz sucked me too. Boy it felt good." He smiled and said, "Almost as good as you suck." Hemos was good at getting me to do whatever he wanted. There was no denying I got off on sucking him and I knew what he wanted me, CmdrTaco, to do next.
Cool, now this means that NetBSD and OpenBSD can use the Sun JDK and runtimes :) I love the binary emulation.
-- I'll cut you up so bad, you'll wish I'd never cut you up so bad!
The following are reputedly comments made on applications for welfare.
-- I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had 7 but one died, which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.
-- I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born 2 years old. When do I get my money?
-- Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy.
-- I cannot get sick pay. I have 6 children. Can you tell me why?
-- I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead.
-- This is my eight child, what are you going to do about it?
-- Please find for certain if my husband is dead; the man I am now living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.
-- I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my boy illiterate as this is a dirty lie. I was married to his father a week before he was born.
-- In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.
-- I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children, one of which was a mistake, as you will see.
-- My husband got his project cut off 1 week ago and I haven't had any relief since.
-- Unless I get my husband's money soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.
-- You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any difference?
-- I have no children yet, as my husband is a bus driver and works day and night.
-- In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
-- I want my money as soon as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for 2 months and he doesn't doe me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.
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http://www.microsoft.com/partner/products/microsof tnet/SharedSourceCsharpCLIFAQ.asp
Couldn't believe it myself. Guess they are just trying to stick it to linux with that "[Freebsd] has historically encouraged unencumbered experimentation" comment.
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Kaffe was originally BSD license, then gpled. is that anything to do with this?
and i'm wonder why kaffe latest released was on 2000
-- Hasbullah bin Pit (sebol)
Do we really need a crappy, proprietary, incomplete, slow and stupid language?
NO!
JAVA SUX AND MUST BE BURIED!
If you want to actually deploy services (e.g. JBoss), or run desktop apps (e.g. NetBeans), stick to Linux.
Jews are racist scum...they think that everybody who is not a Jew is an animal. They can't see the difference between a cow and a non-Jew. To them, they are just animals to be sacrificed. Every time the Jews have lived under a host society, they've alienated that society by their claims of racial superiority. "God's choosen race" they claim. The Jews couldn't get along with the Egyptians, couldn't get along with the Germans, and now they can't get along with the Arabs. Every culture that has hosted the Jews has claimed that they use Child Sacrifice, and yet the Jews deny that it ever happens. Even the Chinese, what do the Chinese have against Jews, claim that the Jews that live in their country sacrifice children! And every time the Jews have been run off, the child sacrifices end! Coincidence? It's no small wonder that the world's most dangerous and violent religions (Christianity and Islam) are based on Jewish teachings. Christianity is a tool by which the Jews will enslave the WORLD! Beware!
Whilst it would be possible to bring Jalepeno up to these standards of functionality with a team of open source programmers, in reality it was never designed to be a complete JVM (it's a research 'toy') - the work involved to make these changes would not be trivial.
That said, it is open sourced, and as the old addage goes "where there's a will there's a way".... so perhaps Jalepeno will (eventually) become a full spec JVM?
This is a good news for every FreeBSD User. Now, I think Netscape would not have "Any" Excuse for make a version of their browser (Netscape 6) on this platform. Also Opera should do the same. There are not so many browsers on FreeBSD and with a JDK 1.2, 1.3 or even 1.4 would be better for those companies who want to develop a Browser on FreeBSD. I would like to find a Opera/Netscape 6 on FreeBSD.