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  1. Why did so many people take it seriously? on The State of the Game Console Wars · · Score: 0

    It seemed obvious to me that it was a joke. Surely the smartest people on the Internet aren't so gullible as not to have known that!

  2. Re:Thank god on New AIM Offering "end to end" Encryption · · Score: 0

    Although security for a tool such as AIM might seem trivial, it will definitely help those that might have stalkers.

  3. No need to worry. on The Death of Bluetooth? · · Score: 0

    With the support that Bluetooth receives from Microsoft, I'm positive that its existence will continue.

  4. Re:MOD DOWN- NASTY PORN PICTURE on Data Mining, Cocaine and Secrecy · · Score: 0

    Seniority doesn't equal credibility.

  5. Re:The Sickening Reaction on Mandrake Asks for Support · · Score: 0
    Your money goes to helping a company survive, its $5 dollars for christs sake!

    Why should I care if a company survives or not? Unless the company is owned by a loved one, I see no reason why the death of a company should affect me, especially when I know another will take its place.

  6. Re:WELL worth the money on Mandrake Asks for Support · · Score: 0
    So what do I do?

    Well, if people who have benefited from Mandrake should give money to Mandrake, then people who had more trouble from Mandrake should get money from Mandrake. That's the only logical solution of which I could think.

  7. Re:This is pathetic! on Mandrake Asks for Support · · Score: 0
    If you guys are nothing more then blood sucking leaches then FINE. Always download free distros and NEVER fucking pay for them until the company goes belly up. Download your pirated MP3s until the legislators force copy protection up our asses. Do all the things that low-life fucking leaches do. But when it all turns to shit don't complain!

    How can you compare piracy with free software? These Linux companies are voluntarily giving their software away. How is it immoral to accept a gift that one offers?

  8. Re:Time to rethink strategy on Mandrake Asks for Support · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The problem is that the people who love Linux in a religious way are the same people who chose Linux because they didn't want to pay for software. The only people that would pay for free software are those who feel sorry for the developers.

  9. Re:Mandrake pays programmers on Mandrake Asks for Support · · Score: 0

    When Eazel died, did development stop on Nautilus? No. The same will happen with Mandrake. If Mandrake dies, somebody else will take over from where they left off. Personally, I think it's too late for Mandrake. This is their swan song. It's time to move on.

  10. MS Office wouldn't hurt on MS Office for OSX? Why not for Unix as Well? · · Score: 0

    Even though Microsoft does have problems with security when it comes to their operating systems, MS Office is one of the greatest office suites out there, which is the real reason Microsoft has the power it has now. I'm not sure about MS Outlook for the Mac, but I don't think there would be any high-risk security issues involving any of the other MS Office apps.

  11. Re:Why not just assign PINs at purchase? on Gift Card Hacking · · Score: 0

    That sounds to me like that would be a huge hassle, such as dealing with activation schemes and serial numbers with commercial software.

  12. Re:Strange..."Gift Cards"... on Gift Card Hacking · · Score: 0
    Personally I see gift cards as a very selfish gift. "I couldn't think of a real present to get you, so I'm giving you this gift of pseudo cash. btw you can only use it at XXX"

    Asking computer illiterate relatives for specific hardware items or software always results in hassles for me. They tend to purchase the wrong versions of items for which I ask, such as the Mac version of Quake 3 when I wanted the Windows version, and the ordinary Microsoft Intellimouse when I wanted the Intellimouse Explorer. Gift certificates and money are much better gifts. That way I won't be busy taking everything back for the right products.

  13. Re:Big Deal on Gift Card Hacking · · Score: 1
    Big deal - this is theft. Why does it get featured on ./ ? Because it involves something remotly technology related. Guess what - it's still stealing - this is no different than rummaging through an open cash register drawer.

    I disagree. Although I'm probably alone in this opinion, I believe that hacking a gift card is not stealing, as nothing is taken out of the store. I am merely exagerating the value of the gift card, which isn't that bad considering how often corporations exagerate the value of their merchandise, thereby inflating inflating the prices to unreasonable numbers. Besides, the store will still receive the money that is used with the gift card. Nobody is hurt.

  14. Other ways to cool your CPU on How to Build a Fast Air-Cooled Quiet PC · · Score: 0

    You could always move to the Fortress of Solitude or Mr. Freeze's Lair. They seem like places that will keep computers cool. As for the sound, all you need are huge speakers turned up full blast while you're playing Quake 2. Imagine, with that kind of set up, you could have a beowulf cluster of them and they would all stay cool, which would be kewl!
    Of course, the snow would eventually melt with all that heat...

  15. Free Software Foundation? on A New Year's Idea: Pay For Some Freedom · · Score: 0
    More generally, consider investing some money in organizations like the Free Software Foundation, the Electronic Frontier Foundation, and the Electronic Privacy and Information Center (EPIC), all of which help battle (in court and in the marketplace of ideas) the forces who wish to monitor and otherwise exert top-down control of your computer and everything to do with your on-line life.

    I don't think many would agree that the Free Software Foundation is helping promote open source software. After the recent antics of RMS, it's clear that the he has no interest in promoting true "freedom" of software but rather trying to become the next Microsoft.

    I don't feel that begging like this will really appeal to the masses who are interested in "free software." If one were to donate to these projects, buy a box, etc. it would eventually be as expensive, if not more, than supporting commercial software, which only has one price (i.e. the box sale). I'm simply going to buy a box and let the money make its way to the developers from there. Begging for more money from me will only make me move back to Windows.

  16. WARNING: Don't Click on the Links! on FreeBSD Foundation Announces Java License for Free · · Score: -1, Troll

    The links in the article link to Goatse.cx. Do not click on them unless you are a homosexual (i.e. h4x0r).

  17. Comparing 2001 to Test Tube Teens of the Year 2000 on Comparing Clarke/Kubrick's 2001 To Now · · Score: -1, Troll

    CmdrTaco writes us about how in the real 21st Century, there is not this woman who outlaws sex forcing these teenagers to dress up as girl and go to an all-girl college to stop her from doing it. There aren't any robots with huge cocks either, unless you count the Giver.

  18. Re:Lindows is kind of a play on words on Microsoft Starts Legal Fight Over Lindows Name · · Score: 0

    Are you saying the only names computer programmers can think of are names based on Windows or other products? Perhaps they should hire somebody to hire a creative name for them since they lack the creativity to find one.

  19. The Origin of Stallman on 3rd Chromosome Deciphered · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Rob did not like to think of himself as a rapist. When you think about it it really is not his fault. Richard Stallman must accept the goat's share of blame. If it wasn't for him there are a lot of young lesbian women who would never have been raped. Richard had a problem. His parents had spent $60,000 putting him through college to get a degree in UNIX programming. Unfortunately he found that there is not a great demand for jobs in this field in the 21st century. His father told him that the free ride was over. They would no longer pay for his apartment or give his an allowence. He would have to get a real job or move back home. Richard was 24 years old and it was time to grow up. Moving back was definitely not an option for Richard. So he made up some BS resumes and filled out several
    applications. He was finally hired as a computer programmer in a software company. The salary was more than he could have hoped for. The only problem was Richard was way under qualified to do this job. That is where Rob came in. Rob was a nice enough guy and Richard suspected he had a big crush on him. Who could blame him . With his short plump sexy body, long unwashed hair and bloodhost eyes Richard was very attractive. Rob was your average guy and was a little shy around men, especially little boys. Richard did not mind his attentions as long as it did not get out of hand. he was often able to get him to do his work, or answer the really difficult questions. he had made it through his first 2 weeks without a major screw up. Then it happened. "Richard can I see you in my office" his boss asked. " I need you to run an RMDS 3rd/4th quarter comparison. Then import it to Excel and include a 3D graph of sucess and failures in our NY, Boston and Los Angeles markets. Please have it on my desk by 9AM Monday" he instructed. "Shit, oh shit, oh shitty shit shit!" Richard screamed to herself. he was never going to be able to fake his way through that. He was going to be fired. Unless..."Hey Rob what are you doing this weekend, I was hoping maybe we could get together" he asked. "Sure thing Richard I would really like that. " he replied. Richard figured a little flirtation, a harmless date, and perhaps a quick kiss goodnight. What could it hurt. She would wrap him around his little finger and get him to run the stupid report for her. "Yeah what could it hurt?"
    Rob was in love. He could not believe that a man as sexy and funny as Richard would be attracted to him but he was. he asked HIM out. He made reservations at the most expensive, romantic restaurant in town. He did not even get mad when Richard ordered steak AND lobster. They went to see Riverdance. He did not care for it but sometimes you do things for the man you love that you ordinarily would not do. When he took him home Richard invited him in for coffee. "How do you take it?" he asked. "Sweet creamy, and hot, just like you." he boldly replied. When he put the coffee down and sat next to him Rob decided it was time to make his move. He put one arm around her and began softly kissing her. His hands began a slow gentle massage of his man breasts, paying special attention to his nipples. "uh Rob...Rob what are you doing" he asked. This was getting out of hand. What the fuck did he think he was doing putting his sweaty man hands on his man breasts. If he had to kiss him a little to get his help he could tolerate that but he was not going to do this. Rob began undoing the buttons on his pants. "I love you Richard and now I am ready to make love with you" he told him. "Oh Puhleasee. Rob that is enough I am not interested in you at all. I just needed some help at work and I thought a date might get you to help. It was all a misunderstanding.It is really kind of funny, you see I am straight." he laughed. The absurdity of it got to Richard and he had a giggle fit. "You luh, luh love me, hah hah ha ha, " he sobbed. Rob wasn't laughing. He could not believe it. He had played him for a fool. Stole over $100 of his money on a fake date, and now was laughing in his face. That little fucking jerk was NOT going to laugh at him. Rob grabbed his hair and pulled his over for a kiss to shut him up. He pushed his back on he couch and pinned her. "Wh what are you doing... get off me you prick" he demanded. But Rob was too far gone for that. He pulled his shirt before Richard knew what was happening. His face was now buried in his man breasts and he was suckling his left tit. "Richard began to panic. This had to be a nightmare he could not be getting raped. But he was. Richard began to struggle as Rob began pulling his pants off. "I'll scream" he warned. "Richard listen to me. This is going to happen. You started it and now there is nothing you can do to stop me. I am going to rape your lying ass, suck your milky tits, and fuck your unwiped ass. If you want me to beat the shit out of you for screaming just try me." Rob said. He then stood up and pulled his up onto his shoulder, and carried her back to the bedroom.
    Richard began thrashing about trying to grab the wall, the door frame,anything to slow him down. All he had on was his undies and he knew that if he got him int he bedroom it would be over. He got him in the bedroom. Rob dumped him on the bed. He liked the way hid little man titties bounced around as he lay sprawled on the bed. " Take your underwear off and spread your ass for me." he ordered. Richard began crying, "I can't I am sorry please don't make me do this. I am a heterosexual!! Don't you understand I can not do this. Please Rob I am begging you just leave and I will forget this ever happened." he begged. Richard was not just a heterosexual. He had known he was different since he was 13 yrs old when he fell in love with his mother. He was never attracted to boys. Richard was a heterosexual virgin. He was proud of that. Rob was about to take that away from him. " Richard the one thing I can promise you is that you will never forget this happened. I never thought that I would rape a man, but you made me do it. I never thought that I would beat a man but if you do not get those fucking undies off right fucking now and spread your ass for me I am going to hurt you. Once i start hitting you I don't know if I will be able to stop. Please Richard help me not to hurt you" he said. Richard 's hands were trembling, and he was softly crying as he did it, but he took his undies off. Rob decided to be nice about it. "Where do you want me to begin. Would you like me to fuck you, suck you or taco snot you?" Rob asked. "I guess suck me", Richard said in a small voice. Rob took his clothes off and crawled on top of him. "Stick out your tounge and say AH." He began by sucking his pointy pink tounge. As his saliva began runnning into his mouth and he bean making animal sucking noises Richard fought not to show his utter disgust. " Has he been chewing on shit or what" Richard thought, as Rob's chronic halotosis permeated his nose and mouth. He was afraid to piss him off though and had decided to do whatever it took to survive the rape. Maybe if he cooperated it woul be over quickly. This is teriffic Rob thought, as he was softly licking and sucking Richard's neck. As he moved down to his nipples he nibbled on them until they became erect. "I knew you would start to enjoy yourself, maybe you aren't really straight and have just needed a man to love you and take control." Rob theorized. Rob licked the stub of Richard's outie belly button and savored the slightly stinky aroma. Finally he reached his ass. He began taking long doggie licks, on Richard's lips. he was bone dry. "I am going to get Richo, nice and juicy, before I fuck his shithole" he rhymed. As Richard felt his long,hot tounge sliding in and out of him he began to feel a familiar sensation. "No way, no fucking way he thouht I will not have an orgasam while getting raped by a man" Richard vowed. Rob peeled him apart and found his asshole. He then began a concentrated oral massage. He could see that it was having an affect as Richard begn sweatig and panting,and his vagina began to leak fuck fluid . " Okay Richard it is time for your next decision. I am going to fuck you now. Should I fuck your ass or should you fuck mine?" Rob asked in an excited tone. Richard did not know which to choose, but finally decided that at least his ass was creamy. She knew that gay men let men do this to each other all of the time so maybe it would not be too bad., especially if he could get him off quick. "Fuck my ass Rob, fuck me now!" he demanded. Rob was happy to oblige. As he slid 8 inches of man meat down his asshole, he began stabbing him wildly with his cock. Rob was loving the sensation of his tight warm ass walls pulling on his cock. his moans of pleasure were driving him on to an orgasam." God he is really getting into it. Rob thought. he kept saying "Don't stop. Don't stop" over and over. "Don't worry baby I won't stop until you come" he promised. Richard could not believe the pain he was inflicting on her. he was no longer in danger of having an orgasam. His savage fucking was impeeding his ability to speak. In fact all he could do was beg him to stop. Don't do this to him please "Don't...stop". Now he was saying that he would not stop until he made his come. Well that was never going to happen. Would he be stupid enough to believe it if she faked it? "Ooh baby I am coming, you feel so good I love it, you are the best I have ever had, yesyesyesuhhhh" he lied as he grabbed his cock and grinded his ass into him. Rob started spurting inside her, pulled out and shot a load on his flabby tits, and finaly stradled her face and cleaned his dick on his nose and lips. As he rested his balls and penis on Richard's face, he thought how lucky he was to have found a man that he could love. His instincts had been right about him. Yes he was straight but he would not hold that against her. Yes he had lied and used him, but deep down he knew they could make a life together. Rob was happy as he held Richard in his arms and drifted off to sleep.
    Epilouge
    Rob was awakened by the police kicking in the door to Richard's bedroom. He looked at Richard in shock and disbelief. "That bitch, that bitch that fucking bitch!! he had done it to him again. he must have called the police while I was sleeping" Rob thought to himself. "Sir stand up move away from the hippie and put your hands on top of your head" the officer ordered. As Rob wa led away he looked Richard in he eye and said" this is not over, we are at war I will never forgive you this time."
    Rob was convicted on Jan 14th and spent spent two of the greatest years of his life in jail for rape. He was a model prisoner,went to rape counseling and received an early parole. He had plenty of time to think in prison and he decided that he could either try to put his life back together or allow this one incident to shape the rest of his life. Rob realized that he could never go back to the life he used to live. He had to accept who and what he was. He was a homosexual Rapist and damn it he was proud to be one. He had never been so happy as when he raped Richard's unwlling virgin ass. He knew that he would be raping Richard soon. Real soon. But now that he had acquired a taste for virgin heterosexuals where could he find them? After giving it some thought it came to him. "Elementary schools are full of heterosexual virgins just like Richard ripe for the raping" Rob thought as he walked up to Richard's apartment. He rang the bell and Gary, Richard's pretty "cousin" answered the door."Is Richard here" he asked," tell him it is an old friend he is expecting me". As Richard came out of the kitchen he began to scream.

  20. Re:This first post on Free & Non-Free Documentation · · Score: 0

    Free as in beer or free as in speech?

  21. Re:Does it still look bad? on GNOME 2.0 Developer Platform Beta · · Score: 1

    That's why themes.org exists. As for other components of GNOME that might have made it ugly such as fonts, the fonts will be anti-aliased in GNOME 2.0.

  22. Re:Well that sucks ... on U.S. To Drop Charges Against Sklyarov · · Score: 1

    Well said.
    I'm tired of people acting as if the US dragged ElcomSoft and Dmitry out of Russia onto US land to be tried. Personally, I wouldn't have minded if Dmitry was convicted because I know I'm alone in this, but I feel that people who visit other countries should respect the laws of those countries. It might be legal in Russia to sell his product but it's not in America and anybody who's competent knows that the two countries have different laws.
    As for those of you calling the prosecution of Russian citizens committing crimes on American soil unconstitutional and evil, I hope to have your support when I visit Germany and hold pro-Nazi rallies and am arrested for them. After all, I'm from the US and am not bound by the German law even if I'm in Germany, right?

  23. Re:see? on U.S. To Drop Charges Against Sklyarov · · Score: 1

    Slashdotters don't seem to understand that when you go to another country, you are under their law, and not only the law of the country from which you came. I wouldn't be surprised if Slashdotters from England came to the US and drove on the other side of the road even though they know damn well USA isn't England.

  24. Re:No audits for closed source ? on Guardent To Sell Snort And Nessus · · Score: 1
    I find it interesting that the government, even if it is the NSA, is suspicious of opensource software, yet will trust the closed source products they buy. Isnt this placing your bets in the wrong basket ?

    I believe they would do this for the same reason that some businesses don't like open source alternatives: they have nobody to blame if something goes wrong.

  25. Obligatory Beowulf Post on Athlon MP Reviewed · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!