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Tribute to Nien Nunb and other Star Wars Bit Parts

Nien Nunb writes "This Star Wars feature tries to give the little guys a leg up, like the aforementioned Nien Nunb, who only shows up for one action sequence, but he was copilot of the ship that destroyed the second Death Star. Star Wars is full of forgotten faces like his and you can see all their wretchedness here."

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  1. Bah.. by b0r0din · · Score: 2, Funny
    There's no mention of N'Sync here. What about the really important secondary characters, like Justin Timberlake!!

    *Swoon*

  2. Oh yes, and also let's not forget ... by J.D.+Hogg · · Score: 2, Funny
    We should also give a leg up to the following little guys :

    Erik Schmoll : he made a 2 second appearance as the toilet paper delivery boy in Lethal Weapon III

    Raymond Swzarznik : the much acclaimed actor how played the back of the 56th passenger in Airplane II: the Sequel.

    Eugene Smith : the driver of the first Chevrolet passed by Drew Barrimore in Charlie's Angels.

    Joseph Sixpack : the 6th left buttock from the right in "Anal orgy IV"

    Good work guys, it's about time your talent and the talent of the approx. 500.000.000.000 people like you are recognized !

  3. My favourite bit part by kitts · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Obi Wan and Luke are walking through Mos Eisley, right after they leave the cantina, and they're talking about selling off the speeder. For a brief second, a long, thin pair of legs, stilt-like, walk across the foreground. No picture of the body or the feet. No second pair of legs, as though half a camel just walked through the shot.

    The genius is how the rest of the alien's appearance is left up to the imagination. I mean, what fluke of gravity was that creature?

    More importantly, how does Lucas's creative insight go from that to Jar Jar? He used to have a pretty keen eye for subtle details. Now it's like getting an ice pick through the brain.

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    1. Re:My favourite bit part by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Am I the only one who thought that the jedi master shown briefly in The Plotless Menace with the 6 foot long neck would be toast in any kind of lightsaber duel?

    2. Re:My favourite bit part by denzo · · Score: 2
      The Force is a bit more versatile than most give it credit for. Just look at Yoda. Have we even seen him lift a lightsaber even one time? No. Yet he is believed to be the strongest Jedi of the bunch (Qwi-Gon compared Anikin's medichlorian count to Yoda, afterall), and is a favorite character among fans.

      I'm sure a limbless creature can be a formidible Jedi, assuming that they have the mental capacity to harness the Force.

    3. Re:My favourite bit part by armb · · Score: 2
      Maybe he has some sort of neck harness that wields the blade.

      If you look on the expanded universe tab of that page, it says he has four arms hidden under his robes. It also says he prefers to rely on mind tricks to befuddle and mislead targets, "though like all Jedi, he carried a lightsaber". Not the same as it being his weapon of choice.

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    4. Re:My favourite bit part by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      And that he had two brains, one in his skull and one in his chest cavity, so he wouldn't necessarily have been toast if his head had been severed with a lightsaber.

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    5. Re:My favourite bit part by Ether+Trogg · · Score: 2, Funny
      Actually, whenever he was challenged to a lightsaber duel, he waved his head and neck back and forth like a cobra coming out of a basket, all while humming that famous "cobra hypnotism" song. It wasn't a very effect combat strategy, but it was pretty damned amusing.

      In fact, his greatest enemies weren't bad guys with lightsabers; they were clotheslines, and doorframes, and chandeliers, and low-flying Star Destroyers.

      It was not uncommon for Star Destroyer commanders to lurk in orbit, just hoping to catch this guy out on the streets so they could "buzz" him. Great morale booster for the crew, although Long-Neck tended to get a bit irritated.

      Sometimes, at those wild and wicked late-night Jedi parties, Mace Windu and Obi Wan would pull his neck really, really tight, and then Yoda would pluck it like a guitar string. Depending on how tight Mace and Obi pulled, Yoda could play a pretty awesome version of Neal Young's "Rockin' in the Free World."

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  4. No IG-88? by haighworld · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Droid gone bad.

    And a freakin' cool action figure too!

  5. Porkins? by grub · · Score: 4, Interesting


    "Stay on target...Stay on target!" Porkins
    "I've got the death sentence on 12 systems!" scumbag in cantina
    "flubbablorgafthstuknirmblaaaa.." Greedo in cantina

    Why are the most memorable characters from the first movie or two (or IV and V, depending on your viewpoint)?
    Good thing we have these gems to counteract the Jar Jar/Nsync crap.

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    1. Re:Porkins? by Fesh · · Score: 2

      Always remember that the phrase "Loosen up!" was some poor schmuck's last words... And make sure that anyone who tells you to knows it.

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    2. Re:Porkins? by GTRacer · · Score: 2
      Ahhh, Porkins...

      Can anyone confirm that William Hootkins, the actor who played Porkins is or is not William Hootkins, the narrator on 72% of TLC's documentaries?

      I can't get any concrete links from TLC, IMDb or any other source, but so far, I'd say probably.

      GTRacer
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  6. Hopefully in the future it reads: by Nathdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Forgotten Characters:

    No. 1 - "That Little Kid Who Played Anakin and said 'Yippee' A Lot"

    I'd like to forget but I just can't.

    :)

  7. Originally seen a *year* ago on x-entertainment by schussat · · Score: 4, Informative
    This story was featured nearly a year ago at x-entertainment (see that link for the story without the page-by-page popups).

    -schussat

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    1. Re:Originally seen a *year* ago on x-entertainment by Nick+Number · · Score: 3, Funny

      This story was featured nearly a year ago at x-entertainment (see that link for the story without the page-by-page popups).

      Aha! I was just thinking this sounded like an XE article. Postings have tapered off there lately, but at one time I was reading that site every day. My favorite is Mr. T and Undertaker Ice Cream: Recipe for Disaster. It had me falling down laughing...at work unfortunately.

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  8. To the ultimate Star Wars "hero"... by xTK-421x · · Score: 5, Funny

    My namesake, TK-421.. The ill-fated stormtrooper who gets shot by Han Solo, and ends up with a bad transmitter...

    TK-421 Fan Club

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    1. Re:To the ultimate Star Wars "hero"... by dimator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Has anyone in the fan club been able to determine what, if anything, the TK or the 421 mean?

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    2. Re:To the ultimate Star Wars "hero"... by merlyn · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the novelization of "Star Wars", this character is actually written as "THX-1138", a tip of the hat to Lucas' prior film. Instead the number "1138" shows up as "prisoner transfer from cell block 1138", a few minutes later.

    3. Re:To the ultimate Star Wars "hero"... by jdavidb · · Score: 2

      Randall, you are the man! And as one featured prominently in google's USENET timeline as having made the first post about ROtJ you are doubly the man!



      Searching through articles from that time period I really loved the bit about your brother and defender. He's the man, too!



      Folks, hats off to a guy who made a "first post" back when first posts meant something.



      Keep the Star Wars info coming, and most of all keep hacking Perl! (So, was waiting until 1997 to see all nine parts worth it?)

  9. the torture by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Only here would we find the referance to Chewbaccas Father, but we also have the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special, with Carrie Fisher singing

    The torture of it all.

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    1. Re:the torture by linzeal · · Score: 2

      I must have this. Anyone know of where to find this legal or otherwise?

  10. "You rebel scumm!" in ROTJ by dpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Takes the cake for me, as far as bit parts go. You can tell the guy always wanted to get into movies, and this was his BIG CHANCE. He crammed as much of his life as possible into those three words. But ya know, three words just doesn't have enough space to pack that much into, especially those three.

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  11. Luke's Impact Negligible In ROTJ!!! by PhazeShifter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I never really thought about it until now, but Luke had nothing to do with the destruction of the Death Star and the defeat of the Empire in ROTJ!!! Han, Leia, and the rebel detachment took out the Shield protecting the Death Star and Lando (with Numb) and the other rebel pilots took out the Death Star. The emperor would have died anyway when the Death Star was destroyed! A depressing thought since Luke was the main hero. At least he turned Vader (who would have died with the Death Star as well). Guess he did do something after all...

    1. Re:Luke's Impact Negligible In ROTJ!!! by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      I never really thought about it until now, but Luke had nothing to do with the destruction of the Death Star and the defeat of the Empire in ROTJ!!!

      Wow, what an amazing discovery you've made!

      It's just too bad that nobody on Slashdot has ever thought of this before.

    2. Re:Luke's Impact Negligible In ROTJ!!! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wedge is my favorite character. In all three movies he saves everyone else's bacon just by being the best damn pilot the Alliance has. For example, in Ep4-ANH Luke has a tie fighter on his tail in the final attack and Wedge comes at them head-on gets off an amazing shot at the last second and flies through the TIE fighter debris cloud- all without any "yee-haw" or "hoo-WEE" noises. Just a quiet, confident dude in glasses who could fly like nobody's business.

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  12. the other day... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    ...I caught my dog with a leg up on my Episode I DVD.

    I let him keep it, he seems to have more fun with the thing than I ever did.

    - A.P.

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  13. Matt needs to get some fact straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "Thirdly, and most importantly....the voice. Do you have a friend with a really, really annoying laugh? The kind of laugh that entices thoughts of saliva slobbering and just general unpleasantness? The kind of laugh that literally keeps you from saying something funny in fear? Well, Nien Nunb doesn't have that laugh. He has that VOICE - he talks like that CONSTANTLY. What's more? LANDO UNDERSTANDS EVERY WORD HE SAYS. Fine, Lando's been around the block a few times, he's pretty well travelled. But COME ON FOLKS, WHY ON EARTH WOULD LANDO TAKE THE TIME TO LEARN THE IMPOSSIBLE LANGUAGE USED BY THE MOUSY SLAVE MINERS OF THE PLANET SULLUST?!!!"

    Nien Nunb spoke swahili, and when the movies were shown in africa, audiences were know to standup and chear when that scene came on.

    1. Re:Matt needs to get some fact straight by freeweed · · Score: 2
      Nien Nunb spoke swahili, and when the movies were shown in africa, audiences were know to standup and chear when that scene came on.

      Ok, and who's the first karma whore who can provide us an english translation of what he said?

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    2. Re:Matt needs to get some fact straight by xTK-421x · · Score: 2, Funny

      From http://www.rpi.edu/~wysmuj/files/journal.txt

      ELEPHANTS,NEIN NUMB AND FEET (curiosity) (*)
      Lucas used several linguists to create languages for the aliens. The one which Nein Numb speaks is based off a Kenyan dialect. By accident or design, one of his lines ends up sounding like, "One thousand herds of elephants are standing on my foot" in this language.

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  14. Pathetic... by rramir16 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How pathetic is this? Star Wars was a set of MOVIES. These people were EXTRAS. Yes, they did have interesting costumes, but that's it. Perhaps this article would be better entitled "Extras from star wars about whom the coolest fan fiction has been written", because that's all the various stories written after the trilogy are.

  15. 1,000 herds of elephants by Captain+Zion · · Score: 3, Funny
    Nien Numb... I know this guy. He's the one that, after blowing up the second Death Star, declared that "1000 herds of elephants were standing on his feet."

    That happened because Lucas based the alien languages in real (obscure) languages, and Mr. Numb's is based in some African dialect that translates to this bizarre elephant statement.

    1. Re:1,000 herds of elephants by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Weren't the Ewoks understandable somewhere in Africa or Asia, too?

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  16. Re:Piett! by nomadic · · Score: 2

    Expanded Universe doesn't count.

  17. Re:Cliff Claven? by selan · · Score: 2
    I always thought that he was one of the rebels evacuating the base on Hoth. His line was something like "Okay, let's go."

    John Ratzenberger is listed as "Major Derlin" in the credits on IMDB.

  18. Re:Force of History Alert!!! by abischof · · Score: 2

    zrk,

    I've seen every episode of Babylon 5 (in widescreen on Sci-Fi), but I don't quite understand your allusion. Maybe my brain's just fried from too much coding, but could you give me a hint?
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  19. Re:What about Greedo?(Rodian) by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    Actually, it was more about Anakin; it shows that he's rash, impulsive, and likes to settle things with his fists every once in a while. And when Qui-Gon pulls him off of Greedo, Ani gives Q-G and EEEEEVIL glare.

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