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Microsoft Caught Rigging ZD Net Poll

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the now-thats-funny-stuff dept.

Dj writes "Microsoft have been found to be rigging a ZDNet poll". Apparently they didn't dig on the idea of .NET losing. Of course as anyone knows, never trust an online poll because this sort of stuff is obviosly happening all the time. I just wonder how many comments posted around the net are posted with the same goals in mind.

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  1. So... by Magus311X · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is what their marketing department does all day ...

    Figures.

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    1. Re:So... by wulfhere · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, this is obviously what their QA department does all day. ;-)

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    2. Re:So... by dadith · · Score: 5, Funny

      MS got a QA department?

  2. Meanwhile... by swingkid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Many addled Microsoft employees mistakenly voted for Pat Buchanan

  3. This is a switch! by louzerr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, M$ must be really hurting for cash! They usually just buy a good rating!

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  4. Damn. by Byteme · · Score: 4, Funny
    If I had known that MS would win I would not have voted for Cowboy Neal. (This is the last time I am voting for the Green Party).

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  5. Next thing you know by wiredog · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'll be trolling slashdot and having dead people send letters to their congresscritters.

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  6. Press Release from Redmond: by 0xA · · Score: 5, Funny
    Microsoft anounces new "Hailstorm Zeigiest"

    As show recently on the website www.ZDnet.com online polling is often subject to massive fraud and inapropriate uses. Microsoft has again chosen to lead the way in this expanding market with an extention to the Hailstorm initative called "Zeitgiest".

    "Hailstorm.Zeitgeist.net will allow content creators new abilities to track online poll submitions and ensure acurate results", says Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. "With this technology available our marketing departments will finaly be able to track down those whiny little.. Oh, wrong one." *FUMBLE* *FUMBLE* "This technology will will allow webmasters to do neat stuff with authentication", continued Gates.

    When asked for his input CEO Steve Balmer added "DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!"

    In possibly related news 1337 script kiddy Dr3am!D3m0n on the IRC channel #hax0r5 commented, "Oh cool. That dwarf thing was funny but I guarantee RMS is gonna be on People's 25 Sexiest Celebrities this year."

  7. Re:Did Microsoft bother... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > Most of the votes came from an internal Microsoft email titled "STOP AND VOTE FOR .NET" though.

    When I asked "What do you get if you cross the Cult of $cientology with Steve Ballmer?", I was being rhetorical! I didn't want to find out!

  8. Re:So why didn't ZDnet pull the poll? by OWJones · · Score: 5, Funny

    The poll is still available here. It carries no warnings or disclaimers that the poll has been massively rigged by Microsoft

    Sounds like it's time to put the Slashdot 31337 h@x0r sk1llz to use and swing the poll back the correct way. I mean, are we really going to let some MS-scripting-language-based ballot stuffer beat out a good ol' PERL ballot stuffer??

    I think not. :) Let's get to work.

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  9. Cowboy Neal caught rigging Slahdot Poll! by DeadBugs · · Score: 4, Funny

    He has to be, he's getting way too many votes

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  10. Overhead in Redmond by ptrourke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill: Damnit, blocked again.

    Steve: Bill, if it didn't work the other 226 times you tried to reclick, what makes you think it will work the 227th?

    There is a very high incidence of people attempting to cast multiple votes, even though the poll script blocked out most attempts at multiple voting. The one that wins the prize made 228 attempts to vote. This person was from within the microsoft.com domain.

  11. No need to worry by seismic · · Score: 5, Funny

    There will soon be a poll on the Microsoft web site where 90% will indicate that Microsoft did nothing wrong and the allegation is completely unfounded.

  12. Re:Interesing 'privacy' note... by bughunter · · Score: 4, Funny
    I found it highly amusing that yet another Microsoft "feature" recklessly ignoring users' privacy and security has turned around and bit them in the ass.

    Har! 'Bout time!

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  13. Microsoft are bastards.... by kingosric · · Score: 5, Funny

    But at least they are *incompetent* bastards....

  14. Re:Did Microsoft bother... by Andrewkov · · Score: 5, Funny
    I always vote for a competitor because I find it detestible that my employer would do this.

    Your competitors are probably doing the same thing, so don't bother.

  15. I Can See It Now by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see it now:

    PHB: We have to use Java for our next project.

    Dilbert: Why?

    PHB: According to this ZDNet poll, 99% of IT Professionals say it's the best choice.

    Dilbert: Ummm... 1,234,243,324,234 votes for Java vs. 98,234,242,123 for .Net. Doesn't that tell you something?

    PHB: Don't bother me with the technical details, just get to work. We have a client in London with a trillion customers who need it by next Tuesday.

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    1. Re:I Can See It Now by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      1,234,243,324,234 votes for Java vs. 98,234,242,123 for .Net

      I think you should check the floor around your keyboard. Your 5670 keys seem to have escaped.

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