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Sandia Builds Micromechanical 'Device Driver'

DanielRavenNest writes: "Sandia Labs has built a tiny bicycle chain type drive out of silicon. This allows one micromechanical motor to drive multiple devices scattered about a chip."

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  1. flap, flap, flap by BrianGa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I stick a baseball card on it, and hear the racket? All the neighborhood geeks will be so jealous...Hey, this Mickey Mantle isn't worth anything, is it?

  2. Damn by jdc180 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slashdotted in 4 minutes... those .gov servers blow ;)

  3. Before you get too excited... by Thagg · · Score: 4, Funny

    The application that Sandia has given, at least in the past, for their micromachine efforts is better locks for nuclear warheads. So, the analogy that the article makes to sewing machine factories only makes sense if they were nuclear sewing machines.

    thad

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    1. Re:Before you get too excited... by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Being made out of silicon, these devices are themselves prone to dangerous silicon explosions.

    2. Re:Before you get too excited... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's a killer app!

  4. finally by Gavitron_zero · · Score: 4, Funny

    this is great news for the little computer elves that do all the calculations in my computer. They've been slaving away on their abicii for years, now i can buy them bicycles with nano-chains and stuff!

    1. Re:finally by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Funny

      And they won't have to ride that bus back and forth all the time anymore.

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  5. Problem with microscale locks for nuclear warheads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    All you need to do is lithograph a 2-micron long hairpin, and that sucker's yours!!!

  6. Re:How are these made? by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Funny

    AC's are strictly forbidden from making informing posts. Don't you know that? ;)

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  7. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll be able to add a bike in a tightrope number to my flea circus.

  8. Coming soon by SaturnTim · · Score: 3, Funny


    The Ultra-micro-featherweight class of robot wars! (Or battlebots, or robotica, or whatever)

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  9. Now, a teeeny tiny WD-40 can by simetra · · Score: 4, Funny

    will be necessary to keep it from gunking up.

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  10. Applications by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't know. I have these visions of incredibly tiny bicycle messengers pedalling around the CPU delivery urgeant page fault messages.

    or going in circles shouting "Kernel Panic" or something.

    Just an image. Tron with bicyles ;-)

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  11. New computer fans! by nizo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now instead of one big honkin noisy fan, we can have the same noisy motor drive zillions of lil itty bitty fans (imagine if every little vent hole in your computer had a fan in it wheeeeee). Or maybe a huge wall full of these, would be safer to stick your finger into that then a big cut-your-finger-off fan.

  12. Sewing machines? by ScoobyDoo-heh · · Score: 2, Funny

    Computer, knit me a jersey, bit two perl one :-) How do you oil the chain? If the chain breaks do you bend a valve?

  13. Forget the chains... by AJWM · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just look at those gears. Man, with technology like that we can finally reduce Babbage's Analytical Engine to something that'll fit on a chip.

    Now that's a microcomputer!

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  14. Chainbreaker by obi-1-kenobi · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is going to use one tiny chainbreaker :P

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  15. If you look really, really close... by funwithBSD · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can see the Campagnolo Micro-Record markings.
    Each bearing hand polished by buxom Italian babes.

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