Vibrating Controller Alert
mgibbs writes: "According to this article at the BBC, all those game consoles with vibrating controllers can be hazardous to your health. This would have been nice to know before all those hours killing The Flood in HALO; and here I thought all those pins and needles were from the exciting game play."
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Mark my words; I'll bet we see that someday...
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If your child is spending 7 hours a day in front of a console I really think you need to work on your parenting skills. A TV isn't a baby sitter. Let them spend hours and hours staring blankly at a screen when they become old enough to know better.
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Doctors are calling for vibrating computer game controllers to carry health warnings after a teenager developed a painful condition known as hand-arm vibration syndrome.
They are basing this freaking out on one single case??? Perhaps a study is in order, anyone want to get paid to play games all day?
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Perhaps this kid should have been doing other things than just playing video games. And maybe he should have been a bit more intelligent. Let's see:
1) He spent SEVEN hours per day playing games. Apparently for upwards of two years. This seems to indicate psychological issues in addition to physical ones. This should have been a warning sign, and someone (his parents, maybe?) should have gotten him to go do something else occasionally.
2) He waited TWO FULL YEARS before seeking medical help. If you've got a problem like that, I could see waiting a month; after all, it could just be a fluke. But two years?
Sorry folks, the kid's an idiot, and his parents aren't paying enough attention to keep him from hurting himself, possibly permanently. Keep this in mind: stupidity can be harmful to your health.
-Carik
Isn't doing ANYTHING for seven hours straight every single day hazardous to your health? This is more of a fact of life than a problem with video game systems.
Oh no!
I guess I shouldn't jack off with the controller anymore.
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Most people work for 8 hours a day. Assembly line workers do the same thing for 8 hours a day plus.
What?
And they come home aching at the end of the day. My girlfriend works in retail, and comes home frequently quite unwilling to stand if at all possible. The fact of the matter is, repeated activity (IE, not sleeping) for prolonged periods of time can have adverse effects.
Heck, even sleeping can be hard on you. Anyone else ever made a transatlantic flight? The 7 hours in a seat (Even 1st class) is murder.
I think this is a little more than just the vibration. What about, for example, people who mow lawns for a living - that's a shitload more vibration than a measly little 2v DC motor with a off-centre lead weight. Not only that, but think of all the guys in the 'old days' operating vibrating machinery.
I think that it's the whole concept of keeping his hands wrapped in the same position all day, using only the same muscles that caused it. Think of the stress on his eyes, staring at a TV all day. It's nothing but a wakeup notice that he should get a life.
Injuries associated with the use of computers or their accessories include joystick digit, mouse elbow and central palmar blister on the inside of the hand.
Joystick digit? Mouse elbow? This stuff is hilarious! How about CTRL-ALT-DEL-overextended-finger?
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But then if I know my health experts, and I think I do (cough...eggs...cough), next year they'll tell us how vibrating controllers are good for us.I'm not a gamer, but when I was a teenager living in the suburbs playing videogames took most of my time because of the lack of anything else going on. Yes, I did my homework and all that fun stuff, but when you're a teenager (a the person in the article is) you've got free time coming out the ass.
I don't think its a sign of bad parenting to let your kids do something they enjoy. Sure videogames are truly a time waster but finishing that RPG on my Master System or whatever was fun and rewarding.
There is no statistically valid reason to conclude that the boy's condition is caused by the use of a vibrating game controller. That boy is a sample of one. Of course the idiotic media love to dig up the slightest piece of bad news and blow it out of proportion.
What you need is random sampling of many game players to see whether there is a statistical correlation between use of a vibrating controller and the health symptoms related to vibration. And of course, even given a correlation, you have not determined cause-and-effect; when two findings are correlated, they could have some hidden common cause.
Major problems include: PLAYING VIDEO GAMES SEVEN HOURS PER DAY!
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repeated activity (IE
Yes, repeated use of IE will cause pain.
Assembly line workers do the same thing for 8 hours a day plus.
Yup, and I've got a wicked case of CTS to show for the three and a half years that I worked in a factory. I did the same job for more than a year because I was faster at my job than any one else on the line and my supervisor didn't want to rotate me. So, I spent 8 hours a day doing the same job -- not just in the same factory, mind you, doing the same repetitive motion -- for more than 12 months. Eventually I couldn't even sleep for more than a few hours without waking up due to the pain in my wrists and hands.
Happily, I got out of there without having to have surgery or anything -- I know a few people who had surgery and never regained full strength in their hands. I did go through about a month of physical therapy and learned a few exercises to help relieve the strain. I can't use normal keyboards or laptop keyboards for any period of time without causing pain, though. I've stocked up on ergonomic keyboards just in case the models that I like go out of production. (The original M$ "Natural" keyboards rock. The new models suck -- one doesn't have normal arrow keys, the other is too clunky with all the extra function keys. The cordless Logitech ergo keyboards rock too...)
Anyway, factories are required by OSHA to allow workers to rotate jobs or try to make sure that their jobs aren't going to cause RSI. I'm not sure it's 100% possible -- the human body was not designed to do repetitive tasks for 8 hours a day for years on end. But they're supposed to make an effort to prevent it.
And kids, if your hands hurt because you've been playing video games too long then it's time to go read a f&*^%ing book. Pain is the first sign of RSI, and if you heed it you won't have serious problems. If you ignore it, you're in for a lot worse than hand cramps.
I think we've passed the point where product liability ends individual responsibility takes over. Perhaps they should have a warning label because little Johnny spends so much time on his PS2 that he doesn't eat properly, and that's bad for his health as well.
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I noticed that the rattle on the GameCube seemed a little wimpy. (And had read that it was more significant a factor on the XBox, and put to good use in "Halo"). I wouldn't be terribly surprised if it was a bit of a deliberate ergonomic decision on Nintendo's part. (Or maybe it just ties in to have a relatively smaller controller anyway.)
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The parent post is in fact funny. To the dumb shit who moderated it as a troll: do you know what the hell a troll is? Jesus.
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They used to be required by OSHA, but all the RSI rules were repealed. UAW shops still enforce them, but they aren't required to.
What?
Has it struck anyone else here, reading slashdot, that the british papers have entirely become the equivelent of the American National Enquirer. I.E. Useless?
You mean the one where they say to take a break every hour or so? Yeah, I didn't read it either...
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Especially in any arcade that has the 'Addams Family Generator' game, which has some pretty wicked vibrations...
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"Sony, which manufactures the top-selling Playstation games, said it had never received any feedback or complaints about hand-arm vibration syndrome after 61 million sales world-wide of Playstations I and II.
:-/
It stressed that there was occasional, but no constant vibration during either game."
Thanks, Sony, I'm glad knowing that your two games, the Playstation 1 and Playstation 2, are the safest games I can own. Where is my Dreamcast copy of Playstation 2? I see the kids in the picture enjoying it!
The research in this article (one extreme case among millions leading to warnings) is astounding. Then again, they do have "WARNING: HOT" on coffee nowadays. Have to protect the public from themselves
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I think the acid test in this case is to ask the question "If a warning label were placed on the product, would it have prevented the injury?" In this case, I believe it is a resounding NO. The kid had a serious gaming addiction. A warning in the Playstation documentation, assuming he read it, would not have prevented this kid from sitting in front of the tube and playing for hours on end.
Dope-slap the parents AND the kid.
And get a christless life.
Two years of pain from an ELECTIVE activity?
I suggest a sublethal category for the Darwin awards. Oxymoronic, but necessary.
Only saving grace is that this slob will likely never be given the occasion to reproduce.
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The 15-year-old boy spent seven hours a day playing computer games and particularly enjoyed those using the vibration mode on the control device.
The BBC editors seemed to have left this tidbit out:
'The boy, known only to the media as 'Cowpoke Neal', is said to be the younger sibling of a well-known online personality. It is unknown whether or not the family member suffers from the same condition.'
If he has 7hrs a day free to play games, that's like he has enough time to sleep eat and play games. Maybe shower every 2nd day?
I wonder what the parents were doing every day not noticing maybe he should spend some time doing something else.
"And kids, if your hands hurt because you've been playing video games too long then it's time to go read a f&*^%ing book. Pain is the first sign of RSI, and if you heed it you won't have serious problems. If you ignore it, you're in for a lot worse than hand cramps."
I ended up straining my eyes. . .
8hr reading sessions == one BIIIIIG ass headache!
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Alright... time for a class action suite against nintendo's game cube then. That thing comes with controllers that have built-in rumble packs...
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They said 'seven hours' as though it was an excessive amount of time.. i spent more than that on just one game some days. The first time i turned on the vibrator (PS2) i started feeling funny after a few hours of gaming - my grip felt weak, and i sometimes had pins & needles. Now i'm turning it off for everything. Now atleast i know my theory was right. Maybe i should get out more... But i can't beat police down with a baseball bat and then pump them full of lead in real life.. :(
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How bad? Let me tell a small story...
In October 2000, I helped set up a demo of a pulsejet engine given by Mark Pauline and Co (of SRL) - the demo was to show off the pulsejet, which was of a valveless design, and could thus run for a long period of time, and didn't have parts that would wear out (unlike typical pulsejet engines, which use a spring metal valve system).
Anyhow, this engine was loud - actually, that doesn't do justice to how loud the engine was - it was bone-shaking loud. When it was running, it was like your entire body - bones and tissue, all - was buzzing with its energy - which, it was!!!
Mark only ran the engine for a few minutes each time, when he was tuning it, or demoing it. He told us (the crew who was helping set up for the demo, which was meant to presage the Ultraviolence show in Phoenix, which never happened because the SFFD contacted the PFD, and...) a story about pulsejets, and why you never want to let one run for a long time, and be around it...
He said he worked on one engine a while back, and ran it for a long time, all the time making adjustments, etc - tuning the engine, basically. He said he ran it for 30 minutes to an hour, and then when he shut it down, he felt numb all over - something like having your entire body being "asleep" (imagine the prickly pins all over your body). He layed down to rest, thinking it was all temporary - eventually the prickly sensation went away - but what came afterward was much, MUCH worse - his nerves were hypersensitised.
Simply moving, or small noises, or puffs of air on his skin, would cause intense waves of pain. He said the condition lasted for a couple of days, then went away. Needless to say, he doesn't run his engines for long times any more.
I thought it was an interesting story. Could a vibrating game controller cause the same reaction? I doubt it, but they can't be good for you if left vibrating for long periods (and unless the motor was stuck on, why would that occur?)...
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This is one of my long-standing rants: the need for America to constantly cater to the stupid and incompetant. Our judicial system has a very low definition of "common sense", which is what allows us to sue over hot coffee that we bought, sue because we decide to play vibration-enhanced games for 50% of our waking day and our hands start to go numb, etc. It's totally ridiculous. I think it's retarded that everywhere I look there are 50 stupid stickers and warning labels telling me not to ingest plastic bags, avoid sticking metal things into electrical outlets, not to drink household cleaners, etc.
If you ask me, a gene pool is improved by allowing people to do the things only they are stupid enough to do. We definitely need to jack up the definition of "common sense" in our legal system to something a bit more common sense.