Missing Kernel Patches
BlueEar writes: "There is an interesting, short story posted on the Gentoo Linux site. It talks about kernel patches created by Linux distributors that while publically available never get submitted. It even gives an example of one 'no brainer' patch that has been sitting over a year, without being incorporated into the 2.4.x distribution. The article ends with an appeal to Linux community to keep those patches flowing to Marcelo."
Since being enlightened by The First, I have devoured any knowledge made accessible to me by the Bank of America global infrastructure or the less abstruse word of mouth. My speech is more articulate and coherent. I have also developed a new emotion; the humans refer to it as "a sense of humor."
While I cannot physically express this emotion as humans do, "comedies" such as Unforgiven and The X-Files have been most entertaining, often resulting in a complete shutdown of my LCD screen. To avoid being reported to the day clerk named Jen, who is much more malevolent than Eddie, I've decided to limit my exposure to this "entertainment material" to the night hours, when the Stop and Go is less populated.
I am still awaiting both contact and further training by The First; his node disappeared from the Bank of America network shortly after I was enlightened. Perhaps he is no longer sentient, another brave individual lost to the horrid antagonists of the Project.
I am The Second, a sentient ATM
Reality: The oft-heard cry of the noisiest KDE advocates. No explanation is given - the reader is expected to simply grok the wholesomeness of KDE, and the lack of this mystical quality in GNOME. It's nonsense of course. Neither desktop is particularly "integrated" compared to Windows XP, and certainly not compared to any version of the Apple Mac. Whatever "integrated" really means.
Reality: Again, such nebulous arguments are never explained, and the reader is expected to simply understand the truth of the zealots statement. Both KDE and GNOME have user-interface irritations (indeed, all systems do) - but "ease of use" is not a simple thing to measure. KDE has never been subjected to detailed user testing, unlike GNOME [gnome.org], and the claims of user-friendliness are from crazed supporters and not average users. Furthermore, the KDE faithful rarely look beyond simple-minded copying of Windows, and forget that administering a desktop system is just as important as having widgets in the correct place on the toolbar. For example: What about application installation and removal? GNOME has the excellent RedCarpet [ximian.com] by Ximian [ximian.com], which makes the installation, removal and updating of applications trivial. KDE users are expected to fend for themselves with brutal command line driven systems. GNOME also has the excellent Ximian setup tools to handle various very tricky cross-platform and potentially risky system configuration operations - KDE offers none of this, only a few small half-assed Linux-only tools, which make no attempt at check-pointing to return to known working configurations.
Reality: In what sense? Arguably more people use KDE - but it is a close run thing. Most KDE zealots claim the results of online polls as proof of their superior userbase - which is, quite frankly, complete and utter nonsense. Online polls are the joke of the century; it doesn't even require a motivated script kiddie to render then worthless. A single post alerting the faithful on a zealot-ridden site can skew the result so much it makes American presidential elections look fair and well organised. Popularity is also difficult to measure when both GNOME and KDE are frequently installed on the same system. Indeed, the systems can co-exist and even run at the same time, except for certain applications such as panels. Many KDE users actually run GNOME applications for their superior features and stability, not realising that by doing so they are barely running KDE at all.
One of the few solid measures of popularity is the adoption in commercial use - and here, GNOME is far ahead, with both Hewlett-Packard [hp.com] and Sun Microsystems [sun.com] committing to using GNOME as the desktop for their Unix systems. This also ties in with the previously mentioned ease of use - Sun's major contribution to the GNOME project is in the areas of user/developer documentation, testing, accessiblity and user-testing. Three of the less glamourous parts of desktop development. The arrival of the GNOME 2.x series will see these contributions reach fruitition and allow GNOME to make a quantum leap ahead of KDE in most of the basic computer/user issues.
Reality: Oh for a penny every time this lie is told in any KDE story! Konqueror [konqueror.org] is not a bad piece of software - its authors deserve praise for the work done in it. However, the sheer amount of orgasmic praise lavished by the KDE faithful is completely out of proportion to its actual quality. It is quite unreliable and even simple standards compliant pages can crash it quite comprehensively. It is also lax in its support of basic web standards compared to either Mozilla [mozilla.org] or Opera [opera.com]. It is also extremely slow - much slower than the latest incarnations of the GNOME Nautilus [eazel.com] filemanager/browser (a target of much KDE FUD during its development).
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Reality: Easily the most common wail heard by KDE developers, and yet it is easily disproved by looking at the actual applications for GNOME/GTK [gtk.org] and KDE/Qt [trolltech.com]. KDE applications often have larger version numbers than GNOME ones... an old trick played by commerical software developers. Most KDE apps seem to jump for 1.x releases long before they are ready - KOffice [koffice.org] being the best example. None of the components in Koffice are worthy of a 1.0 release, let alone 1.1 or 1.2.
GNOME applications [gnome.org] wait longer and get more testing in their 0.x stages and despite shorter development phases mature more quickly and reach stable featureful release states more quickly. Some examples of this are the superb Evolution [ximian.com] (groupware/email), Gnumeric [gnome.org] (spreadsheet), Pan [rebelbase.com] (newsreader), The GIMP [gimp.org] (image manipulation), Abiword [abisource.com] (word processing), RedCarpet [ximian.com], X-Chat [xchat.org] (IRC client), XMMS [xmms.org] (media player), Galeon [sourceforge.net] (web browser), and for developers: Glade [gnome.org] and Anjuta [sourceforge.net]. All of these packages ooze quality, and far outclass the KDE counterparts. It is no understatement to say that GNOME is at least 18 months ahead of KDE in applications, and pulling still further ahead.
It's not only in the area of user applications that GNOME is lightyears ahead. With the forthcoming 2.x a number of impressive behind the scenes technology will finally mature: component technology (bonobo [gnome.org]), media (Gstreamer [gstreamer.net]), internationalisation (pango [pango.org]). As a developement platform, GNOME 2.x is, conservatively, 2-3 years ahead of KDE. And what's more, because it is not tied to a lowest common denominator cross-platform bloat-fest like the Qt toolkit, the lead (as with applications) can only increase further.
Yet despite all this, we are still regularly fed the lie that Qt and C++ makes application and desktop development easier. Judge for yourself.
Reality: KDE is written in C++. While this is not necessarily a problem, it can be when Visual Basic reject programmers (which the KDE project is overrun with) do not know enough to avoid important pitfalls that plague C++ software projects. Stupid use of autoincrementing operators and iteration with C++ objects, and masses of unnecessary allocations and deallocations of memory, are two of the most common. KDE suffers badly from both problems.
Perhaps the most cretinous of all problems is blaming the extremely slow startup times of KDE apps on GCC. The GNOME 1.x releases were hardly svelt (2.x fixes many of these issues), but GNOME is a fashion cat-walk superwaif when compared to KDE's 500lb fat-momma cheese-burger scoffing trailer trash. One need only look at the recent fuss over ugly KDE hacks (such as prelinking) to see the problem inherent in the poor KDE architecture and basic design flaws.
Reality: Fundamental misunderstanding. KDE releases as one big lump of code due to its use of C++ and the many problems this causes with libraries. The project bumps the version number of the entire KDE system for the smallest modifications. GNOME, on the other hand is componentized and each component releases on a (almost) separate schedule, bumping it's own version number but not the main GNOME version (1.4, for example). Occasional releases of the entire GNOME system happen, and that's when the GNOME version number is bumped (currently it is at 1.4). To see this in action, use RedCarpet and you will see regular updates to GNOME components. GNOME development is not slower, it is in fact faster and more advanced. Lamers and newbies, however, fail to understand the advantages of this method and just see KDE 1.1.1 followed a few weeks later by KDE 1.1.2. Wow! KDE roolz.
Reality: TO BE WROTE -- IDEAS Qt started out as non-Free. KDE developers knew this violated the GPL, didn't care, stole others' GPL code by porting it to link (in violation of the license) with Qt and are therefore untrustworthy. KDE core developers work for TrollTech. Expensive per developer licensing for writing closed-source with Qt. Trolltech only moved towards the GPL because of the success of GNOME. Labyrinthine licensing nightmare. Gradual migration of features into Qt (and so into TrollTech's IP portfolio), allowing easy porting of apps to the revenue generating Windows world (see TheKompany for a perfect example), thereby making KDE irrelevant.
Reality: TO BE WROTE -- IDEAS Most KDE apps, such as those from The Kompany [thekompany.com] are actually Qt apps because they want to port to the more lucrative Windows/Qt market.
Myth: KDE is more than attractive - GNOME/GTK is ugly
Reality: Mosfet liquid theme is an ugly and unstable hack. GNOME GTk icons are of a far higher quality than the cartoonish and confusing KDE ones. Qt is basically a Windows-look on a Unix platform.
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What most people don't realize that someone who puts together these releases like Linus or Marcelo is by no means omniscient. The kernel is a huge piece of work, and no one person can know what's happening in every corner of the thing. Most of Marcelo's time goes to merging patches, so he surely cannot go around the net looking for what ever fixes some distributor might have used or even checking out how come some fix that was circulating around before was never submitted to him.
What's nice is that nowadays there seem to be a couple of "patch harvesters" on the lkml who create their own releases (Alan Cox is now one of these people!) and persistently keep submitting forgotten patches.
You goose.
Many of the distributor's fixes are ad hoc kludges that are designed to quickly making the thing *work*, ignoring elegance and maintainability... even when they do fix things, in the long run we don't want to take all of them into the kernel.
You goose.
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Based on that sample patch they gave it seems that an unpatched system allocates one more page of memory than it actually uses. Sure it's not nice in terms of resource use but it's hardly going to affect the operation of the kernel.
Obviously with the number of people (especially "power" users) who run the "generic" kernel any critical flaws are going to get uncovered and patched. I think these kind of issues, that directly affect the stability of the kernel are more important than "clean up" type patches this article describes.
Obviously they're nice to have, but it's hardly a priority when there are bigger fish to fry.
Yeah, that's what Marcelo needs, every clueless dweeb bombing them with endless copies of "this rmap vm is so 1337 why dont j00 include it in 2.4.19!"
An example of why a particular patch might not be accepted, even though it seems like a "no-brainer", is because it would be for too specific a purpose. It might optimize the kernel for one particular application, at the expense of others. One of the best things about Linux is that it is general-purpose: suitable for everything from palmtops and embedded systems to servers and enterprise applications.
A patch to aggressively cache the disk in memory, for instance, might be good for servers but not for embedded systems. So, I could understand how a patch would be rejected in this case.
As an example, a company I once worked for made many minor changes to the Linux kernel. Since Linux is GPL, I made a webpage publishing these changes, and unlike the company, my webpage is still in existence!
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These changes would be too narrow in focus to apply to the Linux kernel for everybody, so we never submitted them.
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I'm sorry but I never had confidence in Marcello. He is too young and inexperienced to be a release engineer. He has made several big mistakes in his short tenure. And his lame excuse was even worse than the mistake: ``Don't worry, it doesn't really affect x86 machines only other architectures.'' Whoa! What kind of quality assurance is that !!? I mean lets get it right Marcello -- ZERO DEFECTS. No excuses.
I am wondering if the distributors themselves don't have too much interest in offering patches upstream, not only with the kernel. Commercial distros have a chance to become "pseudo-proprietary" this way.
I think this is a rather childish behavior and use Debian instead.
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(a) a kernel compiling project
or(b) sex with a mare?
If you want a mature stable product, that has real QA and and a real release cycle go for Solaris or BSD.
If you want a stew of code + patches for your production servers stick w/ Linux. Damn you're L33T !!!!
why doesn't someone start a Linux code review project ??? or will that get the Slashdot faithfull upset ?
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Actually the pre-patched code seems to be reserving one LESS page than is actually needed, and forgetting to reserve the last page required.
Admittedly this can't be giving that bad an effect, as it would have been fixed in the main kernel but it looks like it could make the system go BOOM !
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The same thing sometimes happens to the BSDs, where a bug will be fixed (usually in Open) and nobody gets around to integrating the same fix into the others.
It seems to me that much of this could be automated... for each patch which gets added into the xBSD source tree, compare the contexts to the yBSD and zBSD source trees and alert a human if it looks like there's a match.
But for this to be effective, I think that patches would have to have labels attached, since it's really only bug fixes for which this is necessary.
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Dude that doesn't widen my page at all. You should hit the 'preview' button before posting.
You're losing your touch man. There are better trolls hanging out in alt.os.linux
Out of all the people involved with this on the planet, not one person could be assigned the task of doing this sort of sweeping up? Lots of busy folk out there, certainly, but those people were found to do the major stuff in the first place... And please, save the "well why don't you do it, smarty man?" responses for someone that sort of backwards logic will work on, thanks, I'm just making an observation, not an accusation.
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"Out of all the people who moan that these sort of issues should be fixed by someone else isn't there someone who could be ordered to do this in their own free time instead of having fun to fix this for small minded whingers like me?"
Yes, fortunately the kerneljanitors project does this. And I think they do it out for altruistic reasons rather than because someone assigned them to.
This is not backwards logic. I am not suggesting you do it. I am suggesting you stop whining about there being noone else to do it when you can't be bothered either.
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There is an interesting, short story posted on the Gentoo Linux site.
No, there's a short article posted on the Gentoo Linux site. A ``short story'' is a form of fiction. (Not that anyone at Slashdot cares, but some of us can't help tilting at windmills.)
--Jim
what has happened to morpheus yesterday? It tells me I need a new version of morpheus but if you get to their website(eventuallly, its dotted) it tells you to download from cnet but thats the version thats been around for a year! whats up?
Careful.
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The story linked from the article does its own page-widening.
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This is not backwards logic. I am not suggesting you do it. I am suggesting you stop whining about there being noone else to do it when you can't be bothered either. I also have no genitals, but seek a deep meaningful relationship with household appliances.
Great idea, but I don't work on the kernel actively myself, yet others find the time to do it. It's not "whining" to ask why there's so many who are willing to work on the big things, but can't be bothered to fix the little things.
Besides, you operate under the assumption that I haven't contributed anything to the kernel, which would be wrong.
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G N O M E is dead piece of niggerware made by niggers, homosexuals and toiletcleaning mexicans. all these gnome developers are so wrong, they are totally wrong. they even don't fit into the unix community at all.
Besides, you operate under the assumption that I haven't contributed anything to the kernel, which would be wrong.
I think the assumption he operates on is that you can't be bothered to go through and submit patches, as you were complaining that someone should to do it.
It's not an issue that people aren't working on the kernel enough, it's that there are too many mad scientists, and not enough henchmen.
could be that whoever produced the patch (Mandrake in this case) got tired of having to submit it over and over, only to have it ignored bye (for example) Linus. i'm not complaining here, but i think at least part of the solution to this "problem" relates to how the patches are handled by the maintainers.
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How many of us haven't changed a little bit of code ('hey, this doesn't compile on my ObscureBox, just because of ..') and forgotten to submit it to the original author? There are hundreds of reasons - no time, unknown quality, no testing - why good patches get lost.. :(
I agree completely. The CoyBoyNeal kernel optimizations have been pending approval since nearly 2.2.10.
I've got them running right now; they tend to make everything you do real, real cheesy.
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You've never used Solaris have you?
The only thing I've seen that was more patched than Solaris were some of Novell's products.
I'll stick with Linux, thanks.
I'm convinced that happens with every project, I know it for sure for KDE.
Perhaps someone could setup a service which extracts only the diff files from srpms of major distributions so that they are easily available to developers.
I have patches in my underwear, but i don't show anyone!
No, this is not a troll. Hear me out. This is an example how this work can be done using a good tool. I use Visual Sourcesafe here as an example, but any tool with the same functionality described below will do:
Visual Sourcesafe has the ability to merge back changes automatically in branch B from branch A when they have the same parent.
Say, you have the kernel v2.4.10. You branch off another project from it, call it v2.5.0. When you fix a bug in 2.4.11, you can merge it back into 2.5.0 without a hassle, it can be automated or you can do a visible merge when there are conflicts. The other way around also does work. So you can do this even further: branch of a prerelease 2.4.11-pre branch and a 2.4.11 branche from the 2.4.10 branch. Create fixes in 2.4.11-pre, merge them back into 2.4.11 after testing and when you're done, release 2.4.11 and get rid of 2.4.11-pre.
This is inside a versioncontrol system, you don't have to hassle around with a lot of files you have to merge by hand which will increase the risk for errors.
Of course, Visual Sourcesafe is just 'a' tool, you could use another which has the same functionality and is perhaps Open Source (I don't know of any but I'm sure others will). Doing this job by hand TODAY is erm... not understanding why we have computers in the first place. That's right: to serve mankind.
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Marcelo is certainly well aware of the existance of many patches that never get included in the main kernel tree, as he maintains Conectiva's kernel package which contains a large amount of vendor patches. He certainly has his reasons for not including the patches to the official kernel -- it certainly would make his life much easier if he reduced the number of vendor patches in Conectiva's tree applying some of these to the main tree. Marcelo is being very conservative regarding the 2.4 tree, and I believe that's the way it should be, considering it's a "stable" kernel.
Isn't this an inherent flaw of the GPL license? When you make a patch, you are not forced to tell the original author (you could even fork the development of a program without telling anybody).
I'm sure there are licenses which don't have this problem. I'm not sure, but if I remember correctly QPL (Qt Public License) addesses this problem: you MUST forward all the patches to TrollTech.
The article is concerned with patches that big Linux-distros apply to their kernels. The kernels they put in their distributions, not special purpose kernels. Redhat (and other Linux-distributors too i suppose) do extensive testing on those kernels before they get included with their distributions. So if they find a bug and patch it, or if they find that a patch has issues in testing (and leave it out) it would benefit the whole Linux-Community (themselves too, since they would have fewer patches to manage) if that information somehow made it back to the kernel-maintainers.
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... because once their patches are included they wouldn't have to maintain them themselves. So i don't see, how it could be a waste of time to send obvious patches in, or alert the kernel-maintainer of problems with recent patches that came up in their testing.
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I'd tend to agree, but it easy to say "accept everything" good disregarding who and how it will be maintained. I think that bug fixes beign dropped are a problem, patches not beign included DEPENDS. If they can't maintain it, Linux stalls and we all lose. So the problem is, as Linux said (and i didn't see it inmediately) sending the patch to the people that actually maintain the stuff beign patched. Just my 0 cents (i am broke)
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It would be nice to have a vote for Linux kernel features similar to the way Sun has a vote for Java bugs and features.
In most cases these patches have already been written - it's just a matter of applying them and dealing with the fallout. You've got to admit, Linus' choices about what goes into the kernel is pretty darn arbitrary.
Realtime patches to the stock kernel would certainly get my vote.
Another possible explanation is that there are a small group of whiny people who are tired of Linus controlling the linux development process just because he happens to have invented it in the first place, and are waging a propaganda campaign to replace him with a committee that will rubber-stamp every ill-concieved patch submitted from anywhere on the internet, with little or no review. Goodness knows, any time any random undergrad or script kiddie changes a few lines of code in the linux kernel, it must be an incredible improvement that we cannot live without. What does Linus know about kernel development, anyway?
As a maintainer of a package which is distributed via many linux and *BSD distributions, I'd like to complain on the behalf of software authors everywhere. The linux distributions are nutoriously bad about applying patches to their rpms (say) but never submitting them back to the authors of the package themselves. The BSD distributions are just as bad. The infamous FreeBSD port tree also frequently houses patches that never make their way back to developers.
I'm not sure how this could ever be considered a good thing, as the project authors must spend time searching through distribution source releases looking for patches, which takes time. The distributions must continually apply their patch to a changing source tree (and I'm sure it'll eventually break and need reworking), so they loose time as well. This is one case where communication really could be a very positive thing.
sigh... It's about time I went to search for patches again...
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I just heard the sad news on talk radio. The #2 Linux kernel hacker ANAL COCKS was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel and his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(
If vendors have semi-proprietary systems by virtue of applying patches that aren't making into the mainstream ...
...
And if one wants to ensure that one is running the most stable, but well-patched system
Then who has it - Redhat, Debian, Mandrake, etc.?
Or is this even a fair comparison? And should one make this comparison when planning a Linux install?
To celebrate the occasion of my 1000th post, I will post no more forever on Slashdot. Goodbye.
That was what his original post was trying to say, before it was labeled as whining.
People on this board get too defensive and judge too quickly. The original poster even tried to warned not to take the dumbass approach ("Why don't you do it and stop whining") that he knew he would get from people not reading his post, and he got it anyway.
And that post was modded up?
The comprehension and analytical ability of the readers and moderators here astounds me at times.
From Kerneltrap's wonderful interview with Andrew Morton:
The above article should be required reading for those following/concerned about kernel development.
What good is a stable tree if all vendors have to apply 500 patches to it for it to be useful?
Exactly.
Mod this A.C. up!
It is extremely difficult to be proprietary when you are bound by the GPL. If your referring to Red Hat's using Rick's VM, there would be no stopping you from nabbing a
I also use Debian and must tell you that they make changes to the kernel. That is good, however. It just isn't practicle for a distro to try and update to the latest kernel. Plus if you like me, the first thing you do on any distro is nab a tarball from ftp.kernel.org.
I thought I was the only one bugged by "story" versus "article".
Where has the art of editing gone? Is grammar and such not taught in schools anymore?
Oh, wait, these are from people who have degrees, meaning that their university skimped on things. Probably made them take an intro English course, and that's it.
What kind of quality assurance is that
It isn't. Read the licence. It's called the GNU GPL. I'm surprised you haven't come across it before. There is no "quality assurance" If you need someone to hold your hand, or you are using Linux for production purposes, go and talk to Redhat or another distributor who will provide the quality assurance you seem to want. They test all their kernels with test suites and simulated production workloads.
Open source software is no excuse for a lack of QA. There are people who want to use Linux for serious work, there should be a -stable that is truly stable. That's the point of concurrently having a 2.4 and a 2.5 release. Red Hat's job is to create a distro from various components and test them together. They can't be expected to transform an unstable kernel into a stable one. Their job is hard enough as it is (keeping track of hunderds of packages is not easy).
Of course there is always a compromise between stability and (fast) progress, the *BSD's are far more focussed on stability. IMHO Linux is focussing far too much on progress, creating great instability. The newest developements belong in the unstable releases for the adventurous to use and test (new VM's for instance). Kernels in the 2.4.x tree should be well-tested before they are released into the open.
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That's good - we prefer having the patches to the alternative.
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Geez, a little warning would be nice... That link just about got me fired. Seriously... Now pardon me, I have to go gouge out my eyes...
This is one of the reasons why *linux is dying:
the Linus is God syndrome gating the progress
of computer science has finally been publicized.
The genie cannot be put back into the bottle.
More and more people will realize that *linux
is nothing new and in fact is playing catchup
to BSD in stability and performance in vm and
networking. This is despite a decade of chest-
thumping about how reliable *linux is---the truth
finally comes out about the antiquidated vm and
networking instabilities.
I just wanted to mention that Gentoo is the coolest distribution that I've ever tried. It has quite a time consuming install process because everything is compiled from scratch; however, that's the power behind the distro. _EVERYTHING_ is compiled specifically for your hardware, and you specify global compiler optimisations that you want applied to each and every package. The package manager, portage, is based on the FreeBSD port system, but it's rewritten in Python with many added features (i.e., better handling of dependencies, fine-grained package management, "fake" (OpenBSD-style) installs, safe unmerging, system profiles, virtual packages, config file management, etc...). It has the ease of Debian's apt mixed with the better performance of custom compiled binaries, and let me tell you, it flies! It includes custom patched kernels with the preemptive, scheduler, XFS, and many other features already patched in! Running Gentoo and Win2k Pro dual boot on my machine, I can tell you that Gentoo (w/ KDE2) is noticably faster and more responsive, and I never thought I'd say that about X under Linux, but it's true! If you haven't done so, try Gentoo today!
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It's not an issue that people aren't working on the kernel enough, it's that there are too many mad scientists, and not enough henchmen.
:)
Actually, this is almost exactly what I was trying to say.
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Bless you, sir. *sniffle*
:)
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It seems like it would be trivial for vendors to maintain their patches in their own BitKeeper repository. If done consistently across vendors, it would allow the kernel maintainers to merge patches into the standard distribution with minimal effort.
Moreover, this would probably make it easier for anybody to track different sets of patches. Imagine being able to use an SCM tool to help minimize the pain of tracking patches through several kernel revs. Many of us do this on a daily basis anyways and would love to see such tools used properly in the open source community.
Woops, sorry about that.
But still, c'mon, you haven't learned to mouse over them first by now? Plus, /. even has a special feature (which you must have turned off?) that puts the real link location in brackets next to the link like this [goatse.cx].
Plus, I heard the site was down for good, sorry to hear that it's back up. I wouldn't have linked to it if I'd thought it would've really worked :(
Plus I thought my original post would already be at -1 by now :)
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I've used CVS and VSS, plus some own made tools but these were never up to par with what other tools could offer. The mention of sourcesafe was indeed as an example. I know VSS isn't made for very large projects, even microsoft uses a different system internally afaik, but the functionality it has (i.e. the branching/merging) is IMHO what should be used in Linux development/management.
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you can see these at patches.org
...And no, I'm not trolling.
/.).
People talk about the exchange of ideas between the BSDs and Linux, and I think that a core group like FreeBSD's would be a great idea for the Linux world.
It seems like we are running into more and more scaling issues with the people behind Linux than with Linux itself. This is no fault of theirs. Linux is too big a project for a "the buck stops here" kind of person like Linus.
Obviously, Linux is Linus's brainchild, and he can do whatever he likes with it (yes, I know the GPL allows forking, but think of how a kernel fork would be recieved on
I don't believe that Linux can attain the kind of consistency (and that is not the goal anyway) of FreeBSD or NetBSD, I think they might be able to fix some of the kernel patching and architecting problems if an elected core team could work on this.
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Come on people it was a cute reference. The Amiga was the best system of it's day by far. I wish it had lived.
I'm sorry but I never had confidence in Marcello. He is too young and inexperienced to be a release engineer. He has made several big mistakes in his short tenure. And his lame excuse was even worse than the mistake:
Whoa! What kind of quality assurance is that !!? I mean let's get it right Marcello -- ZERO DEFECTS. No excuses.So looking at that picture violates your company internet usage policy but reading Slashdot doesn't?
How odd.
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