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Homemade Gauss Gun
bonzoesc writes: "I'm sure we all remember getting owned by some railgun-wielding kid in Quake2. Ever wanted a way to get back? Enter the Homemade Gauss Rifle. Requires wooden ruler with groove down the middle to serve as the rail, steel balls that can roll down the groove to use as projectiles, and magnets to store and redirect energy. Physics is fun!"
Do Doctors (Medics) get guns that are twice as fast as those given to us, the average Joe?
I knew this would happen. First you had Physics for Game Developers Now you have Game Weapons for Physicists.
Sigh, what's next, perpetual motion?
(At least this isn't a homemade BFG -- I'd be really scared then)
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Eh.. i'm disappointed. I initially misread that as "degauss rifle"..
After discovering in computer labs that hitting the "deguass" button on a monitor will cause the monitors nearby to trip out very slightly for an instant, i had these vague daydreams of rewiring whatever it is in the monitor that makes it deguass to be unreasonably strong, so that hitting "deguass" would cause the monitors of all the computers in the lab or whatever else is in a 40-foot radius to be degaussed at once, Matrix EMP-blast style. This would probably break stuff, but then that's the point, i suppose.
I dunno.. i guess having instructions on how to build a mini-rail-gun really is much cooler, but still, i wonder if the guass-blast idea is possible.. and if it were, modifying the idea to create a gun you could stick at a monitor and pull the trigger to deguass it would be really funny. Alas, there's no practical use for such a thing as far as i can tell, and it isn't really *that* interesting, so i don't really care enough to do any research on the subject, so for now, it looks like i'm going to have to limit myself to putting an electric pencil sharpener next to the monitor, sticking in pencils, and giggling.
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you didn't just give a bunch of undersexed, over hormonal, arrogant teenagers instructions on how to build a DANGEROUS WEAPON, now, did you?
-ugh-
:)
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Now can we have an article on how to make the BFG?
C'mon, please? I wanna know the physics behind whatever the deal is with that "cone" thing.
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It's nothing like the Quake rifle. I tried killing *THREE PEOPLE* with mine, and all it did was hit them in the head a little.
What a waste of time!
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Bah! I was that railgun-wielding kid in Quake 2!
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Actually, think for just a second: do you really want the sort of people who would half-ass the assembly of a railgun to breed? Personally, I'd rather that they eliminate themselves early in life.
Besides, if everybody thought through every crazy stunt before they tried it, we'd put the Darwin Awards out of business.
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Well, syndicate was kind of fucked up, with the stats at the end of the mission showing the number of civilian casualties, making it a game to kill every last civilian you meet.
Or maybe that was just the way I played it...
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