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Star Wars Collector.....Guitars?
SchwarzePuppen writes "Fernandes Guitars International in association with Lucas Licensing Ltd., a division of Lucasfilm Ltd., is presenting the Star Wars Retrorocket Collector's Series. Based upon Fernandes' Retrorocket model, these premium Japanese instruments showcase stunning Star Wars graphics created by using a revolutionary computer controlled painting process. Check it out!"
If I throw starwars logo on something can I make frontpage of slashdot?
Ahhh, "Star Wars Knobs"
It's good to see, someone has finally identified who the knobs in the film were
And perhaps if you don't find this funny, it's because it's more a British term then an american. Calling someone a "knob" that is...
Combine with this you could have a cool looking band.
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I want my Jar Jar Didgeridoo
Oh man I can imagine Spinal Tap getting hold of some of these......
"Hey, look man - we ordered a frigging 40 foot deathstar, not 40 inch. It looks like a glitter ball but without the glitter. And what the fuck are they? We wanted chewbacca's , not motherfucking Ewoks"
now if only they'd put together a bill shatner drum kit...
you think i could get the tremelo bar in a light saber do-up? that would be sweet...
Now realize this is coming from a lamer who actually paid a small pile of money for a sealed Tatooine Skiff... This is just insane.
t ml
Have you guys seen the Star Wars condoms?
This is no joke!!!
http://www.toysrgus.com/images-misc/starcondoms.h
Although, I would consider one of the Star Wars guitar straps for my PRS... (I know, geek...)
We really promise that thing with N*SYNC was just a joke! Really, look, we're cool! We're rockers! Check out our rebellious Star Wars guitar line. Please check out my next movie, so my daughter can go to an upscale liberal arts college like Sarah Lawrence. Don't make us go back on our word and release Sith fishnet belly shirts and "Moons of Endor" hotpants. We'll do it. We're whores.
Enhance it with a lightsabre and we're doomed to see another Kiss-movie..
You do not exist. Go away.
Great - I can get one and play (Han) Solos at top volume! :-)
:-p)
I have been *fret*ting about this - to the point I haven't been able to *string* sentences together. I think I will go and *pick* one up... But I wont break my *neck* over it.
(ohmygod - I have turned into Mr Atkins - my old music teacher
Does not turn into a light saber.
It is not an atuhentic guitar from Yoda's hair band days.
Turn into a drone.
Screaming "Luke, I am your Father!" is not a hit song title.
Once a Geek.....Always a Geek.
Anyone for a round of Weird Al's "Yoda"?
"The long-term contract I hadda sign
Means I'll be making these movies 'till the end of time
With my Yoda..."
You know, one of these days the marketing of Star Wars merchandise is going to get out of hand.
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I wanna Jimmy Hendrix light saber, not some stupid Darth Vader Guitar
What makes you think the evil galactic empire is evil? Look - They were quite right to be concerned about a bunch of upstarts trying to ruin the stability of the empire. What happened in the end? A bunch of terrorists destroyed a major government installation.
It's the name isn't it. The really need to get some PR people in to chage it from the Evil Galactic empire to the Fluffy Galactic Empire.
"No Luke, I am your bass player"
"I find your lack of a solo disturbing"
"The lyrics are strong with this one"
"Jimi Hendrix has taught you well"
[Insert your own Spaceballs the Flamethrower joke here]
See, the bad guys are the ones that had the cool masks and uniforms. The good guys were usually in some form of tattered tunic with at most a belt for accessorizing. How can that compare to laquer black with lights and a cape? (Not to mention, a really cool respirator sound, but I don't think that will come through too well in the painting)
Randal Graves says: I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class... Especially since I rule.
Where does it end?
I can see it now,
The Darth Maul 2-Headed Dildo...
I've always wanted an R2-D2 condom.
The only way I'd get one of these things would be if they had a Darth Maul double necked version. That'd be sweet.
Many of you may be aware that during the production of Return of the Jedi the title Revenge of the Jedi was used to mislead knock-off merchandise manufactures.
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Lucas has pulled this old trick out of the bag. Let me be the first to announce that the actual title of Star Wars: Episode II is to be Attack of the Marketing Drones
-Peter