Star Wars Meets Pulp Fiction

adamnap writes: "I just found this site a few hours ago. it is a flash hybrid of the phantom menace and Pulp Fiction. If you need to waste some time, check it out at Pulp Phantom."

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Is that...

[Anonymous Coward]

Is that a teenage magazine? Pulp phantom?

That is SO old....

[KilBee]

Very entertaining though. My guess as to why it hasn't been submitted until now is that it used to come with a bunch of pr0n popups. It no longer does... and strangely, I no longer go to that site.... mmmmmmmmm... bytemail chicks....

Re:That is SO old....

[richie2000]

Now when the site is about to become /.ed, those ads are sure to come back.

Hm, that sounds like a business plan: Create a nifty site, get it mentioned on Slashdot and then fill it with ads just in time for the /. effect to hit the adservers. Free money! :-)

Re:That is SO old....

[Anonymous Coward]

That would be the old scheme: "we lose money on every hit, but we make it up in volume".

Re:That is SO old....

[g00set]

I have not seen broad support for Flash recently here on /. A recent high dollar Flash commercial site:

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com

brought issues up whether Flash is the just the thing for the Internet/ecommerce/navigation/content delivery/etc. I believe most people agreed it cannot be all of these things.

The two websites are in Flash but dramatically different. One of them has a whole lot of money thrown at it and the other is well....I thought it was great. I found the clips small in size but graphic and sound quality was great. I don't believe Flash is something that is going to change the universe as claimed by some people but I find it a great medium to deliver 'content' like this.

Great site. Thanks for the Saturday morning humor.

Re:That is SO old....

[torqer]

Well, I dunno if the pop-up are gone or not -- I can't get to it through websense (proxy/filter) at work. :/

Another mix.

[Mattygfunk]

I've seen this kind of thing before with Pulp Fiction. It was mixed with and adult film and called Pulp Friction. Seriously.

Re:Another mix.

[Aqua OS X]

I bet it was funnier too :)

Re:Another mix.

[MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM]

See the Porn Movie Titles Based On Real Movies (Google cache 'cause original site shut down)

clarification...

[Anonymous Coward]

So who's supposed to be John Travolta and who's supposed to be Samuel L Jackson?

Re:clarification...

[Anonymous Coward]

Maul would be Travolta, and Fett would be Jackson. I'm finding it rather amusing, though I can't say I'm laughing out loud at the moment.

OSS is Un-American

[Anonymous Coward]

Has the techie community benefited any from Linux? Linux has left us with a mass army of unshaven long hairs with nothing better to do than argue over this kernel hack or that kernel hack. These left-wing flower children are some of the most unhygenic people you could ever meet.

I would further offer the proposition that Dirty GNU/Linux Hippies have destroyed any semblance of free enterprise and initiative in the software industry. Their propensity for homosexual orgies and pot smoking has smeared the reputations of god-fearing, conservative, business-oriented programmers. I yearn for the days when Microsoft was the only game in town. Now we have to put up with socialist Penguin fsckers like ESR and RMS.

The only way to bring honor and integrity back to the software industry is to abandon the godless path of open source. We must imitate the symbol of All-American capitalism and gumption, Microsoft.

God bless Microsoft.
God bless America.

Why do they post stuff this old?

[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:Why do they post stuff this old?

[Anonymous Coward]

totaly dude that poopy is totay what j000 was talking bout... taco has so much of it he eats infantile poopy poop

Got through it!

[Skyshadow]

Man, it's a good think I'm sitting here alone, drunk on a Saturday morning at 2:17 AM PST, 'cause I got a good look at the thing before it got Slashdotted.

Er, okay, that sounds even more loserly than general, doesn't it?

Anyhow, very good stuff. I mean, it was a little lame at times (yeah, Pulp Fiction seeded with Star Wars terminology!), but I'm definately sending it to my non-geek friends when the /. effect wears off. Then again, I'm pretty loaded, so this is opinion is obviously open to revision sometime tomorrow morning around 11.

Crap, I'm getting modded down for this, aren't I? Oh yeah, well my UID is lower than yours, smart guy.

Re:Got through it!

[bwulf]

No it isn't.

Re:Got through it!

[Skyshadow]

I hate you, man.

Ugh, what was I thinking last night? I haven't mixed alcohol and computing since that time in college when I changed my root password and couldn't remember it the next morning.

Re:Got through it!

[Anonymous Coward]

I dunno, but it provided a briefly amusing way to spend my moderator points when I was equally as drunk :)

Paste everything in a long movie

[Semi_War]

Nice episode's but they only last about a minute. So you probably will look 20 times at the intro (same music, same graphics) And after four times it got on my nerves.

Re:Paste everything in a long movie

[Skyshadow]

Suggestion: Try watching it fuckin' plastered. Makes dealing easier, plus you get to drink a bunch of Caffrey's.

Re:Paste everything in a long movie

[Sarcasm_Orgasm]

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Re:Paste everything in a long movie

[Skyshadow]

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. And my UID is still lower than yours.

Re:Paste everything in a long movie

[GoodbyeBlueSky1]

How is it that this guy gets consistently modded up in this thread by bragging about being drunk? Is it just me, or are we rewarding idiots?

Maybe if I post every time I fart my karma will start going through the roof.

50 years ago in scientific american

[Anonymous Coward]

man, that's like a year old.

Beat Jar-Jar Binks Bloody Preloader Game

[Oink.NET]

Check out Episode 14's preloader game for some Jar-Jar Binks bashing fun!

Re:Beat Jar-Jar Binks Bloody Preloader Game

[Anonymous Coward]

Ep 14 is also funny to see Yoda saying "Shut up, fuckhead!" to Kenobi.

Re:Beat Jar-Jar Binks Bloody Preloader Game

[Anonymous Coward]

Dammit, I got thru Ep.13 and all you /.ers are now /.ing the site. You bastards! ;)

Parody?

[jmd!]

Wow, these are pretty bad. They didn't really even change any of the plot, or dialog. Just substituted in SW characters doing Pulp Fiction line for line.

If you want Pulp Fiction, go rent it. If you want a SW parody, go rent Space Balls.

Re:Parody?

[Skyshadow]

Yeah, but doing Dance #4 should keep a lot of the Natelie Portman trolls occuppied for weeks to come. You can't tell me that's a bad thing.

Besides, it's more the flash animation that the dialog that keeps the whole thing interesting. The image of the Queen Amidala character ODing is art in itself, at least as much as the stuff hanging on the walls in museams. Besides, the fact that it uses a lot of Pulp Fiction is a great example of the value of Constitutionally-protected parody, ain't it?

And my UID is still lower than yours. Damn, I'm loaded.

Re:Parody?

[nzhavok]

Actually the dialog *HAS* changed but the plot is basically the same. Then again IIRC Park-Wars the south-park/SW parody did have exactly the same dialog. Personally I like the site the sad thing is I have a feeling in a few minutes it'll be slashdotted into oblivion.

Re:Parody?

[matrix29]

Wow, these are pretty bad. They didn't really even change any of the plot, or dialog. Just substituted in SW characters doing Pulp Fiction line for line.

I've got a better concept. Do a remake of David Lynch's DUNE - but instead of the regular cast I suggest a MUPPET cast. Put Gonzo in the role of Paul Atreides, Fozzie as Thufir, Miss Piggy as the Baron, Kermit as Feyd, Janice as Reverend Mother Ramallo, Sam the Eagle as Emperor Shaddam IV, Lew Zealand (the boomrang fish guy) as Gurney Halleck, Doctor Teeth as The Baron's Doctor, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as the Head of the Spacer's Guild, etc...

There is enough cast to transfer between both movies and the casting is the most fun in this case. It would require a slight alteration in dialog to fit the MUPPET character types, but that is also the fun bit as well.

It's time to play the music,
It's time to harvest the spice,
It's time to get things started,
It's time to light the lights,
So let's use the weirdo way,
Why don't we take the spice?

It's sensational,
Persperational,
This is what we call the "Kwisatz Haderach".

Statler: "When will this make any sense?"
Waldorf: "Somebody's been putting whiskey in the stillsuits."
(Both laugh)

The Futility of Slashdot's Business Model.

[Anonymous Coward]

Fuck Subscription!

J U N K B U S T E R

Just say NO to annoying StinkGeek banners and in-line 200x200 pixel "Do YOU have reliable [foo]...? Then you NEED SourceForge(TM) Enterprise 2002...! Order today."-esque ads.

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Thank you.

Re:The Futility of Slashdot's Business Model.

[ClickWir]

A company is willing to pay them for something that they do day in and day out. They also do pretty well at it.

That could be said for most people in the workforce of america. Sounds like a REAL Job to me.

Force Fiction is better

[AtomicSushi]

This is really kinda lame. Sure its
novel, but not really all that creative.
I enjoyed the Force Fiction comic much better.
Its a much higher quality meshing of Star Wars and Pulp Fiction.

Reference to troops

[blonde rser]

one of the episodes (number 17 I think) makes a reference to another star wars spoof here.

There are actually a lot of good sw spoofs out there; just a matter of looking at places like atomfilms and ifilms. but be warned, there are also a lot of terrible ones

Get Rid of the Splash Intro on Each Episode, Gah!

[pryan]

Okay, I got through about five issues before I couldn't stand it anymore. I've seen Pulp Fiction many times, I've seen Ep.I. No change in dialog wore on me, but the drawing is someone stimulating.

I suppose I would have gone through the whole thing if it weren't for the splash intro for each episode. Gah, I admire the person who went to the effort, but create a set without the splash intro for each issue!

Ezekiel 25:17

[automag_6]

Wasn't it interesting when Pulp fiction came out that you had a whole crop of people who could quote Ezekiel 25:17 from watching Pulp Fiction 100 times but never cracked open a bible ever? I know I still have that phrase memorized.

Re:Ezekiel 25:17

[Cheesy Fool]

Too bad its not the same as it is in the bible.

Re:Ezekiel 25:17

[automag_6]

It's close enough. You can find lots of translations of the Bible. One of the most common misquotes you hear at Christmas time, when people say "peace on earth and good will twords men", when it's actually "peace on earth twords men of good will", now there's actually a different meaning behind that. I can deal with slight deviations. Translating things from one language to another is a pain in the fanny.

Re:Ezekiel 25:17

[Anonymous Coward]

Y'know, fanny means something different in British English. It was so funny to hear John McEnroe at Wimbledon sayining something like "they should all get back to their seats and sit on their fannies"

Re:Ezekiel 25:17

[Anonymous Coward]

Enlighten us or die like the wookie.

Re:Ezekiel 25:17

[squiggleslash]

Kind of funny. The Christianity I grew up with was one which preached the "good will towards men" thing, forgiveness, etc. But increasingly, the more I look at it, the more unpleasant it appears. Even the "nice" comments turn out not to be nice at all - wishing peace only to people of "good" will - and in the Biblical sense, good means Godly - that's where the word is derived from.

Very, very, depressing.

Re:Ezekiel 25:17

[Anonymous Coward]

http://www.yourdictionary.com/cgi-bin/lkupbttn.cgi ?dlookup=fanny

Re:Ezekiel 25:17

[Anonymous Coward]

Technically, it's not a misquote. It's an accurate quote of a slightly inaccurate translation.

Re:Get Rid of the Splash Intro on Each Episode, Ga

[Skyshadow]

Yeah, please take note here, shooter:

Paste everything in a long movie (Score:1) by Semi_War on Saturday March 09, @05:22AM (#3134485)

Take a look at that comment. See how they said exactly what you said, only about a half hour earlier? This mean that you should have your formulated your own unique thoughts rather than echoing another /.er.

Of course, I'm f*cking loaded, so time is progressing at odd speeds for me, but I still think you're just "Me Too!"ing your way across the board.

And my UID is still lower than yours.

Star Wars is My Favorite Movie

[Anonymous Coward]

I like Return of the Jedi the Best

Richard Stallman The Japanese Interviews (Part I)

[Anonymous Coward]

Japanese Guy (JG): So, Starlman-San, I understand you play the froot?

RMS: Yes, I play the flute.

JG: ahhhh, the froot!

RMS: Um, yes, the flute!

JG: Yes, Mr. Starlman-San, the Froot!

Part II Coming Soon.

ewoks rool

[Anonymous Coward]

Return of the Jedi was the best star wars EVER!! I loved the Ewoks and especially the Ewok song!!

Re:ewoks rool

[Anonymous Coward]

ewoks are great in bed. they're very popular among the plushie crowd, you know.

Re:ewoks rool

[Anonymous Coward]

ESR is a plushie; i hear he likes to make it with plushie sonic the hedgehog.

Re:Get Rid of the Splash Intro on Each Episode, Ga

[ymgve]

Take a look at the SCORE of that comment. Perhaps he was browsing at 2 or 3 and never saw that comment?

Don't be so quick to flame people..

Both should have been Wookies

[Huh?]

The 'Vincent/Maul' charactor should have been a Wookie. That would have made for an interesting dialogue.

hello?

[Anonymous Coward]

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Copyright?

[mlknowle]

I'm afraid that they are going to have copyright problems, because this isn't so much a parody as a re-make of PF using SW charictors - word for word from the script. I'm not sure if it is a big enough fish for the lawyers to care, but I'd be watching out for a legal nasty-gram if it were my site.

Actually, I'm not that worried; it's not very funny anyways.

Re:Copyright?

[EddydaSquige]

They've been around for at least 3 years (maybe 4), if they haven't been smaked with a cease and desist yet I doubt it will come. Besides this isn't he first major press they've gotten, I've seen them mentioned in vairous fan mags.

Re:Copyright?

[Anonymous Coward]

"I'm afraid that they are going to have copyright problems"

Everybody's a lawyer these days.

Unless you're a copyright lawyer, its probably more accurate to say:

"I don't know much about copyright, but I wonder if this is a fair use of Star Wars and/or Pulp Fiction".

Re:Get Rid of the Splash Intro on Each Episode, Ga

[UnifiedTechs]

Okay, I got through about five issues before I couldn't stand it anymore.

It get's much better around episode #9 or so, hang in there....

But I would kill for it all in one long movie too.

Re:Get Rid of the Splash Intro on Each Episode, Ga

[UnifiedTechs]

Oh the Splash goes away around episode 13, makes it much nicer to view.

I'm surprised the site didn't get slashdotted, some people are saying it did, but I'm viewing another episode right now with no problem.

I have drank way to much, please mod acordingly!

Old Old News

[rf600r]

I watched this little spoof over a year ago. Why was this posted?

Re:Old Old News

[Anonymous Coward]

my friend, it doesn't take much to make the news around here.

if i took a shit, and it happened to resemble princess leia, i'm convinced that the slashdork editors would post a story about it. thank god my shits have been resembling large sausages lately.

next month comes the jon katz will jump on the bandwagon with a story about the star wars spatula set.

Re:Get Rid of the Splash Intro on Each Episode, Ga

[Peale]

In later chapters you get to play little games while the chapter is loading. Chptr 14 you get to beat Jar Jar, another you can shoot Jawas, another you get to blast Tie Fighters.

Could be much better

[apathyruiner]

If you had to use a Travolta flick, why not pick something more entertaining? Just imagine Han Solo gettin' down in the disco a la Saturday Night Fever? *boogies* Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh, Usin' the Force, Usin' the Force.

Re:Get Rid of the Splash Intro on Each Episode, Ga

[Anonymous Coward]

"Take a look at the SCORE of that comment. Perhaps he was browsing at 2 or 3 and never saw that comment?"

Yup, that's yet another reason why pay per page is going to hurt slashdot. That and short comments like this one.

Re:Get Rid of the Splash Intro on Each Episode, Ga

[TotallyUseless]

i dont care what your UID is, your an asshole. you shouldnt post when youre drunk obviously.

See also..

[k98sven]

This SW/Resevoir Dogs parody..

Star Wars meet American Pie

[tangent3]

American Jedi has got to be my favourite Star Wars parody. Check it out while you wait for the Slashdot effect to pass on Pulp Phantom, it's very well worth it.

Where's Jon Katz When You Need Him?

[5arah]

Not only is it a word-for-word redux of Pulp Fiction with Star Wars characters, it SOUNDS like it was read off of a script. The Darth Maul character was so pathetically nasally I barely made it through the entire thing without wanting to choke him.

ALTHOUGH:
The animation and drawings were decent. There were some issues with timing, but in all it was okay. I applauded the character choices as well.

IN CONCLUSION:
Getting a better soundman or sound software (sound forge rules!) AND better people who know their lines instead of reading it off a script, would have made the entire thing a ton better.

I'd give it 1.5 stars out of 4.

boy oh boy

[Mayor McPenisman]

I sure do love mid-90's humor. Pearl Jam rocks! Grunge forever!

yah!

Wow...

[GeekLife.com]

Now this is some old news.

This WAS bad...

[wowbagger]

I agree. And the most annoying thing is the intro and exit "trailers". Look, I want to watch your stuff, just bloody well stream it to me!

Last but not least, all of the other animated crap on the screen - banner ads, other flash things that just loop through an animation sequence for no good reason - GAGH!

Look, I understand having the banner ads - a man's got to pay for his bandwidth (especially when being /.'ed), but all the OTHER crap on the screen is just a waste of CPU. Tell your story, tell it well, and tell it with as little BS as possible.

Besides - "... double barreled lightsabres..." ?!?!?! Considering one of the characters is a Darth Maul parody, it should have been
"... double bladed lightsabres ..."

My word...

[until(0)]

Okay, at first glance this all seems a bit comical, but my word... seeing the 18 or so episodes at the bottom of the page, it's almost more amusing to think that someone spent all that time doing the whole damn movie.

Sort of makes a guy feel better about only wasting hours of his life, heheheh.

Star Wars meets Spacemoose!

[Anonymous DWord]

Episode I: The Phantom Anus

hmm...

[iamdrscience]

It seems pretty unimaginative. They're making a film that takes dialog written by one person and lays it over characters created by another person, and the idea for this was surely "inspired" from the whole load of other movies out there like this (Park wars, Imperial Dogs, Trooper Clerks).

They're not really very funny either. Sure, it's MILDY amusing to see the characters from one movie in the roles of another, but other than that there aren't really any other jokes.

Overall grade: D+

Use the source, wowbagger

[Big Sean O]

Animated crap on the screen got you down? Look at the source for the .swf url.

Add /episodes/1.swf to the url and you just get the episode, scaled to the whole browser window to boot.

Can't do anything about the intro trailer. Sheesh, after about 3 of them I was sick of looking at Uma/Natalie...

Re:Use the source, wowbagger

[ocie]

after about 3 of them I was sick of looking at Uma/Natalie

Me too. I was ready to go get the grits and...

you guys are slow

[Anonymous Coward]

this thing has been around for years and the series ended a long while back

I farted and a pea rolled out.

[Anonymous Coward]

Michael, I want to hang you by your nipples with fishhooks.

LSB

[Anonymous Coward]

Tim Roth: "Which one's your lightsaber?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "It's the one that says bad m*therf***er on it!"

A little less funny...

[cannonball_D]

Given the lack of related current-events, this is even less entertaining than it was a year ago...

Take two half-assed films...

[Sabalon]

I guess if you mix two so-so films, you get a not-so-so film?