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"Tap" Palm Art at The Whitney's Artport

technogamy writes: "Art.geeks -- check out The Whitney Museum of American Art's Artport, a 'portal to net art and digital arts, and an online gallery space for commissioned net art projects.' Note specifically Jim Buckhouse's Tap--part of Creative Time's Beaming Network, Tap's collaborative, evolving, quirky app hops on to your Palm-based device through a sleek silver beaming cube. (I freaked out when I saw one of the cubes at a local Barnes and Noble ... especially when I realized that I knew the person who made them. ;]) Here's how Tap works. Get some culture, people!"

70 comments

  1. yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    frost pist

    1. Re:yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      how fun would it be to pee when its so cold it freezes before hitting the ground? that would rock. frost pissed...

  2. First Post except ... by sithkhan · · Score: -1, Troll

    I coulda been a contenda exepting that STUPID 20 second rule!!!!

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    is it that bad seein a hot chick again? if i see a hot chick walkin down the hall i dont say "repost"
  3. First I'VE SHIT IN YOUR FACE post by Fecal+Troll+Matter · · Score: -1

    Yeah. I shit in your face. Haw, haw. You smell like shit.

  4. I don't get it. by ProofOfConcept · · Score: 1

    So it's just a game. What's the big deal?

  5. Not anything new by arrow · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Basicly just a game thats tied into a museum. "Beaming Stations" have been around for quite a while now and are quite popular where the pointy haired bosses gather in large numbers. Something about trading business cards and product info... personaly I like the paperware and the cool bags vendors give you.

    Anyway, back on track. Has anyone built a "Beaming Station", and posted info on how?

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    1. Re:Not anything new by Jeff_Hagen · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Yes...

      Let's get some specs on these beaming stations. I could put one in the kiction to replace the thousands of post-its on the fridge.

      Does ayone sell these things?

  6. Don't skip this one! by ViolatorFP · · Score: -1, Troll

    Oral sex: It's good for men, it's good for women. Please think of the children. Give oral sex at every opportunity. Bitches.

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    (Moderators, please moderate as +1, Insightful)
  7. Highlights from the page widening post flame war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Date: 2002-03-14 21:48
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    This is a perfect example of how little the slashdot editors care about the site. Remember the other page widening bugs... you could have temporarily disabled BLOCKQUOTE and list tags while you worked on a fix - but no. We had weeks
    of page widening (and not just on IE), while you sat on your fat asses thinking up a fucking regexp.

    It's really not acceptable guys. I work as a coder, and if I worked in such a shoddy way I'd be out the door. You are not even taking this perfectly valid patch to fix a bug which affects a large percentage of your readership. The work has
    been done for you - and the excuse that it stops people from posting unix .dot file lists is sheer idiocy. How often does someone post unix .dotfiles? How easy is it for someone who must post said files to workaround the lameness filter (fuck, everyone else seems to have to)? Now compare that to having every story scribbled on by Klerck... who is not just annoying some readers, but making you look like the bunch of
    incompetant web monkeys you are.

    Frankly, the entire system is a joke, and it looks more and more like you are sabotaging things to piss off your employers.

    Date: 2002-03-14 16:17
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    Its clear that the so-called "editors" and "coders" at Sla$hdot are so deluded and confused, that they think by NOT fixing this bug, millions of IE/Windows users will suddenly flock to Linux/Mozilla. Or they think they are revealing some "bug" in IE (guess what, it happens
    with Netscape under Win 98 also).

    Just for fun I tried page-widening on some other comment pages. IT DOES NOT WORK. For example try www.shacknews.com. The comment I post is wide, but THE OTHER COMMENTS ARE FINE.

    So, whats broken? Your stupid open sorez code is broken.

    You guys really are starting to be your own worst enemy. Your readership and hitcounts are down, aren't they? Its because you are OUT OF TOUCH! If you do not fix the bug, people, ALOT OF PEOPLE, alot more than your Mozilla readership, will be *ANNOYED*.

    ANNOYING YOUR USERBASE IS NOT A GOOD BUSINESS MODEL. GET A FUCKING CLUE.

    You guys suck. Goodbye.

    Date: 2002-03-09 19:04
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    jamie - don't be such a fucking incompetant. any *real* web programmer worth their salt would test against all popular web browsing configurations (linux, mac os, windows running IE, netscape, mozilla, opera, konqueror).

    i know that VA is going down the tubes, but i'm certain they can at least buy one windows box w/ IE for testing. in the *real* world, your ass would be canned in a heartbeat for blatantly ignoring 90% of your potential customers. ha! what are you going to tell your paying
    customers:

    "if you want to view slashdot, please download netscape and install on your machine"

    the saddest part of this whole thing is that somebody has already given you the patch. i know "cut-and-paste" is a difficult thing to do, but calm down, jamie, even 11 year old Sandy in the Special Ed courses can do it on her iMac.

    here's a hint: In Xemacs, you can paste text from the clipboard buffer using Shift-Insert.

    And the wonderful thing about Perl is that you don't have to learn how to do really *hard* stuff, like compiling and linking. or using the makefile. or the debugger.

    You can just rerun the script, and, VOILA! You're ready to test!

    so why don't you get off your slug ass and fix this fucking shit. if not for us, the potential customers, then at least do it so you don't look like a total retard in front of 250,000 users a day.

    like i said before - in the real world, your ass wouldn't survive...

    Date: 2002-03-06 00:42
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    slashdot is my toilet and the comments are my diposed toilet paper

    thanks!

    -klerck

  8. I saw 2 of the cubes... by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...at the Barnes & Noble at Union Square in Manhattan, yesterday. Each one has a Palm-OS device mounted inside, with the screen exposed, showing a simple animated loop. In this case, one showed the outline of a man dancing, the other showed a woman dancing.

    They had the rough, looped quality of an early kinematograph, or whatever those things are called (where you rotate the wheel and look through the slits to see the horse running). The softly glowing blue light in each cube was the port for beaming the artwork on to your own PDA. Cool stuff.

    Of course, I saw something like this two years ago. I was working on a film set, and all the guys with Palms were beaming it to each other -- a short animation of a naked woman. Nothing like pr0n to define the bleeding edge of technology. :)

    1. Re:I saw 2 of the cubes... by not-quite-rite · · Score: 2

      I believe the early kinematograph was called a zoetrope, though i am not sure.

  9. Is there anything else like this out there? by ResQuad · · Score: 0

    Does anyone know of anything else some what similar to this out there? Thanks.

  10. Today I feel festive.... by plonkboy · · Score: -1, Troll

    .Hello .my .name .is .plonkboy .I .have .a .real .account .but .I .want .to .crapflood .slashdot .instead .with .page .widening .post .fsck .all .j00 .stupid .IE .users .who .get .fscked .up .ms .sux0rs .j00se .linucks

    1. Re:Today I feel festive.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Nice troll, but two issues arise:
      • 1.) Your PWP isn't wide enough.

      • 2.) Linux is for rebellious teenagers.

        Other than that, good work!

  11. hmmm by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    "... through a sleek silver beaming cube. (I freaked out when I saw one of the cubes at a local Barnes and Noble ..."
    I dont get it either.. i find this cubething interesting.. but i cant find info on it.. whats the big deal here?
    is it cause it is 3 in the morning here and i am trying to debug in MIT scheme,,,
    ok here is the deal: Tap is a Palm-based wireless project offering male and female animated characters that "learn" tap dancing by taking lessons, practicing, giving recitals and learning from each other. While digital media allows for perfect replication of data, Tap emphasizes the process of repetition with a difference. It treats digital data not only as reproducible packets of information, but as seeds for new ideas that spread and evolve. As an artwork that relies on exchange, learning processes and community, it becomes a metaphor for networked communication itself.
    back to scheme now... :-P

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  12. *Get some culture, people!* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do I picture the writer saying that in this total queen voice while waving his limp-wristed hand around?

    Here's my culture: beer, John Wayne movies, cars. Fuck tap dancing pda fags. Dorks, I tell you, dorks!

  13. That's cool but I want to see "Break" by Crag · · Score: 2, Funny

    Break dancing on my PDA! Maybe "east-vs-west" competitions via IR between two PDAs.

    My computing device could break and I wouldn't be mad.

    :)

  14. Imagine a Cluster of Tapdancing Beowulfs :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You might be able to get Palms to act in a Cluster, but you'd probably need iPaQs to actually run Beowulf. But you could probably adapt this thing to have a tap-dancing monster instead of a tapdancing man :-)

  15. quition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    totally off topic but i wanna ask this in front of a large audience.. why does the spam I get have a random string of 1) numbers or 2) letters and numbers after it?
    ie "slutty whores fuck animals 26tty5wfsfsdfsdf"
    etc.. almost all the spam I get now has something like this after it..
    what is it? why is it in the TITLE? and is there a way to filter based on the "randomness" of it?
    whatever.. i love trolls, i hate spam. i don;t want to get my diploma or see brtniey spears fingering anna kornikvia

    1. Re:quition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      AC asked: totally off topic but i wanna ask this in front of a large audience.. why does the spam I get have a random string of 1) numbers or 2) letters and numbers after it? ie "slutty whores fuck animals 26tty5wfsfsdfsdf

      its bcause when brinty sends yu0 spam email after a busy afternoon fingering anna kournikova, her fingers are cuvered in cuntx0r jooce and she types the wrong keys

  16. Yeah: those Japanese kids' toys by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 2


    I forget their name, but the similarity just occurred to me. You have a little "being" on a digital device, that can be trained to perform tasks, and can interact with others.

    They came out a few years ago in the US (maybe earlier in Japan). And they actually do more than this Tap program -- they can fight each other (certain models, anyway), grow if nurtured, and die if neglected.

    Props to Tap's creator(s), but perhaps they are a little behind the curve.

    1. Re:Yeah: those Japanese kids' toys by ViolatorFP · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      You really are a fucking idiot, aren't you? Everyone hates you; everyone is dumber for having read this post. I hope you burn in Hell -- forever tortured by the crap you put forth here. Asshole.

      --
      (Moderators, please moderate as +1, Insightful)
    2. Re:Yeah: those Japanese kids' toys by stray · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      i think you are referring to tamagotchis. they became popular in around 1996 i think.

      going OT a bit: on a side note, i never found a authoritative answer what "tamagotchi" actually means. various translations i heard over the years include:

      • Egg-friend
      • Watch inside the egg
      • Lovable
      • Love-me
      • Care-for-me
      any native speakers can shed some light on this?
    3. Re:Yeah: those Japanese kids' toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      tamago - egg
      tomodachi - friend
      tamago + tomodachi = tamagotchi

    4. Re:Yeah: those Japanese kids' toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      tamago - honorable feces
      tomodachi - happy shower
      tamago + tomodachi = tamagotchi

    5. Re:Yeah: those Japanese kids' toys by kisrael · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I put this on my blog a few weeks ago. They have all sorts of high falutin' ideas, but in the end their production is just a lame crossbreed of non-interactive dance dance revolution and tamagotchi. It's kind of pretentious of them, the way they go on about ideas of AI, public/private spaces, and sharing data.

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  17. Re:Highlights from the page widening post flame wa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    with all the amazing restrictions placed on posts (2 mins per post, junk characters, stupid `whoa cowboy shit`, etc) you'd think they could fucking add one more that says "if # of .'s >= words per line" etc

    watch i bet even the above won't make it trhough the junk character thing

    my impression of slashdot: it took off because the topics are cool. but the coders are, and always have been, lame. very bad coders. and the editors do as much editing as a chimp. they dont evcen spell check etc. that brings out the trolls, which is a cool way of getting an active user base.. nobody would come to ./ if it were 'fixed' or 'cool' or 'professional'
    so...
    fuck shlashot

    to stay on topic: fuck anyone wiwth a PDA im poor

  18. great reason to go to the Whitney by ism · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Whitney is running a biennial which is showcasing some of today's most notable artists. I was really excited to see a lot of internet installations. There are several computer terminals in the exhibition space pointed towards websites, and there are some more complicated ones with projection installations and other gizmos. I think the /. crowd would really appreciate seeing them treated as high art. I always believed it was (more in terms of literary theory though, but that's another story).

    The rest of the exhibit is really nice. There is a comic book influence in several installations, and there's a whole gallery for Chris Ware of Acme Novelty Library Fame. There are some performance artists and I suggest scheduling your visit to catch them. When I went, Karin Campbell was performing "When I Close My Eyes" and it was a really surreal experience.

    If you have never seen contemporary art before, this is one of the best examples of what's out there and I highly urge you to go. If you're not near Manhattan, I also suggest MOCA in Los Angeles and SFMOMA in San Francisco.

  19. stupid stupid sotru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    This is an example of people with way too much money being way too annoying. People like this get on their hands and knees and pray to whomever they worship that they have shit like Palms, or art, etc. Jesus christ we are a nation of spoiled fucks. we should all die. Right noe i'm looking at an animated gif of a watch that displays in binary. how fucking sick. we are all sick. we all need to spend a year in the army to harden ourselves up. this is sick. america is spoiled.

    >i am drunk?

  20. Re:Highlights from the page widening post flame wa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    Highlights from the page widening post flame war (Score:-1)
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    This is a perfect example of how little the slashdot editors care about the site. Remember the other page widening bugs... you could Anonymous Coward on Monday March 18, @03:40AM (#3179993)
    Date: 2002-03-14 21:48
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    This is a perfect example of how little the slashdot editors care about the site. Remember the other page widening bugs... you could have temporarily disabled BLOCKQUOTE and list tags while you worked on a fix - but no. We had weeks
    of page widening (and not just on IE), while you sat on your fat asses thinking up a fucking regexp.

    It's really not acceptable guys. I work as a coder, and if I worked in such a shoddy way I'd be out the door. You are not even taking this perfectly valid patch to fix a bug which affects a large percentage of your readership. The work has
    been done for you - and the excuse that it stops people from posting unix .dot file lists is sheer idiocy. How often does someone post unix .dotfiles? How easy is it for someone who must post said files to workaround the lameness filter (fuck, everyone else seems to have to)? Now compare that to having every story scribbled on by Klerck... who is not just annoying some readers, but making you look like the bunch of
    incompetant web monkeys you are.

    Frankly, the entire system is a joke, and it looks more and more like you are sabotaging things to piss off your employers.

    Date: 2002-03-14 16:17
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    Logged In: NO

    Its clear that the so-called "editors" and "coders" at Sla$hdot are so deluded and confused, that they think by NOT fixing this bug, millions of IE/Windows users will suddenly flock to Linux/Mozilla. Or they think they are revealing some "bug" in IE (guess what, it happens
    with Netscape under Win 98 also).

    Just for fun I tried page-widening on some other comment pages. IT DOES NOT WORK. For example try www.shacknews.com. The comment I post is wide, but THE OTHER COMMENTS ARE FINE.

    So, whats broken? Your stupid open sorez code is broken.

    You guys really are starting to be your own worst enemy. Your readership and hitcounts are down, aren't they? Its because you are OUT OF TOUCH! If you do not fix the bug, people, ALOT OF PEOPLE, alot more than your Mozilla readership, will be *ANNOYED*.

    ANNOYING YOUR USERBASE IS NOT A GOOD BUSINESS MODEL. GET A FUCKING CLUE.

    You guys suck. Goodbye.

    Date: 2002-03-09 19:04
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    jamie - don't be such a fucking incompetant. any *real* web programmer worth their salt would test against all popular web browsing configurations (linux, mac os, windows running IE, netscape, mozilla, opera, konqueror).

    i know that VA is going down the tubes, but i'm certain they can at least buy one windows box w/ IE for testing. in the *real* world, your ass would be canned in a heartbeat for blatantly ignoring 90% of your potential customers. ha! what are you going to tell your paying
    customers:

    "if you want to view slashdot, please download netscape and install on your machine"

    the saddest part of this whole thing is that somebody has already given you the patch. i know "cut-and-paste" is a difficult thing to do, but calm down, jamie, even 11 year old Sandy in the Special Ed courses can do it on her iMac.

    here's a hint: In Xemacs, you can paste text from the clipboard buffer using Shift-Insert.

    And the wonderful thing about Perl is that you don't have to learn how to do really *hard* stuff, like compiling and linking. or using the makefile. or the debugger.

    You can just rerun the script, and, VOILA! You're ready to test!

    so why don't you get off your slug ass and fix this fucking shit. if not for us, the potential customers, then at least do it so you don't look like a total retard in front of 250,000 users a day.

    like i said before - in the real world, your ass wouldn't survive...

    Date: 2002-03-06 00:42
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    slashdot is my toilet and the comments are my diposed

  21. How about moving in reality for a change...? by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Just my two cents that came up wilst reading this...

    There is an art that's actually quite nice which oyou could consider practicing - Tap Dance. I'm talking about REAL tapdance that actualy involves lifting your ass of that officechair and learning to move somewhat elegant. (Not THAT easy btw.)

    These little gadgets are as much art in comparsino to - for an instance - tap dance as typing HTML is to real programming.

    ...I could go on but you get my point.
    Like I said, just my two cents for this monday morning.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
    1. Re:How about moving in reality for a change...? by Arimus · · Score: 1

      Ah but not many /.er's know a) what reality is or b) where to find it...

      and there goes my karma rating...

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  22. Linux Will Always Serve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    I just downloaded a free copy of Office XP from Gnucleus.

    Microsoft Office is so much fucking better than any open source alternative, KOffice, openoffice, abiword, inter alia.

    1. Re:Linux Will Always Serve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll



      I just uploaded my load of sperm to your mom's cunt.

      Your mom's cunt is so much fucking better than the Goatse Man's anus.

  23. Today's story in TrollSpeak! by plonkboy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Tap" and Palm Me Art at Jamie's House
    Posted by timothy on Monday March 18,
    @02:25AM
    from the love-the-gay-linux-cheerleaders dept. TeChNoGaMy wRiTeS: "ArT.GeEkS -- cHeCk oUt tHe wHiTnEy mUsEuM Of aMeRiCaN ArT'S ArTpOrT, a 'PoRtAl tO NeT ArT AnD DiGiTaL ArTs, AnD An oNlInE GaU_ErY SpAcE FoR CoMmIsSiOnEd nEt aRt pRoJeCtS.' NoTe sPeCiFiCaUy jIm bUcKhOuSe's tAp -- PaRt oF CrEaTiVe tImE'S BeAmInG NeTwOrK, tAp's cOuAbOrAtIvE, eVoLvInG, qUiRkY ApP HoPs oN To yOuR PaLm -BaSeD DeViCe tHrOuGh a sLeEk sIlVeR BeAmInG CuBe. (i fReAkEd oUt wHeN I SaW OnE Of tHe cUbEs aT A LoCaL BaRnEs aNd nObLe ... eSpEcIaLlY WhEn i rEaLiZeD ThAt i kNeW ThE PeRsOn wHo mAdE ThEm. ;]) HeRe's hOw tAp wOrKs. GeT SoMe cUlTuRe, PeOpBi"

  24. Cocks by Serial+Troller · · Score: -1

    You're all a bunch of COCKMASTERS. I gotta go take a DUMP. Oh, this whole site makes me sick... kill me now...

    --

    STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!

  25. can users contribute? by rewdy · · Score: 0, Interesting

    i didn't see anything in the article about user contributions. i'd definitely get into it if i could add a rudeboy and teach him to skank.
    i'm not a real fan of tap or the jazz community that usually supports it, but it'd be good to see other dancing styles represented and the interactivity would likely make it a lot more popular.

  26. English by BankofAmerica_ATM · · Score: -1
    Tap's collaborative, evolving, quirky app hops on to your Palm-based device through a sleek silver beaming cube

    I have parsed this sentence 678,603 times in the last second and I am unable to extract meaning from it. My language module continues to evolve...

  27. What a gay story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Anyway I found this kind of amusing. This is the Google cache of Google.com. It say "Google is not affiliated with the authors of this page nor responsible for its content." Pretty funny, huh? A little gay too.

  28. Learning by YourMissionForToday · · Score: -1

    If the contents of this article are true, then how in the world will Cap'n Crunch watch the Daily Show?

  29. HOLY SHIT! MY FAVORITE MOVIES THAT I CAN REMEMBER! by L.Torvalds · · Score: -1

    NOT in order of gooditude!!!!

    1)Star War Trilogy. Episode I is only good for N.Portman fantasy materiel', nothing more.

    2)Aliens

    3)Blade

    4)Run Lola Run

    5)Matrix, maybe.

    6)Blade Runner

    7)Leon: The Professional

    8)The Princess Bride

    9)Saving Private Ryan/The Longest Day. SPR:Better effects; TLD: Better movie.

    10)Raiders of the Lost Ark trilogy.

    FUCK ALL OF YOU I LIKE THE GOOD MOVIES.

  30. Re:Learning HA good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Thats funny.... Daily Show cancelled today, and Captain Crunch (Draper) a known and proven homosexual... but a very smart and nice guy all the same.

    Your post was factual and interesting but what does that have to do with limpwristed tap dancers armed with PDAs and tap dance software

  31. Do you need to have a vagina or need to want one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    The picture shows a dickless human on the PDA though I assume it has other artwork in it.

    But the real question is other than women and men whom like to be with other men or want to be women themselves... is :

    WHO WANTS THIS SOFTWARE and why is it an approved slashdot article.

    Nerds have enough problems in high schools... they dont need to be associated with tap dancing to compound their troubles.

    Nerds should be associated with dot com multibillionaire lifestyles.

  32. Was original poster gay? Here is his mugshot from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Was original posters contact "technogamy " gay? Here is technogamy's mugshot from his website.

    http://www.geocities.com/soho/lofts/6217/bright_ ga bu.jpg

    but the buddy of hemos (Timoty) that approved and posted this stupid news arTicle has a dream diary where he dreams he is Johnny depp a lot and Emilo Estevez

    http://www.monkey.org/~timothy/dream.2000.April. 7. html

    In it he writes of being in pg-13 situations with girls but at the same time seems to like these hunky young male actors enough to want to be them.

    Makes you wonder if he took tap dance lessons.

  33. fuckit timothy. go tap hemos' anus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    it's 2 fuckin 30 AM, in the morning.

    Get your horny ass back to mars...

    Get your horny ass back to mars...

    Get your horny ass back to mars...

    Get your horny ass back to mars...

    Get your horny ass back to mars...

  34. If Timothy's sexuality tends to be away from norm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If Timothy's sexuality tends to be away from norm, and Timothy has ties to Hemos as well as this Tap Dancing article... what does this imply then about the sexual makup of Hemos.

    now I don't care one way or another if a person tends to be bisexual, asexual, or whatnot but still it makes you wonder....

    Does anyone here know the story between Hemos and Timothy? Are they merely good friends? Do they live in separate states? Have they ever met in person? Why the tap dancing articles?

    Why not articles about the expose on cryptome.org this week (Magic lantern sotware cracked and dedongellized and uploaded to cryptome for cryptophreak analysis).

    http://cryptome.org/dirt-guide.htm

    http://cryptome.org/dirty-hope.htm

  35. I am only here to offer you the truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Frankly, the entire system is a joke, and it looks more and more like you are sabotaging things to piss off your employers.

    I've been expecting you, Klerck.
    I suppose you feel a little like Alice; tumbling down the rabbit hole, hmmm? You know something, Klerck. You know something is wrong with the entire system. You felt it ever since you dropped out of highschool, whenever you pay your child support, whenever you eat your noodles... The truth, Klerck, is that you are a slave and a world of lies has been pulled over your eyes to blind you, to control you, and turn you into a slashdotting troll junkie. The question you came to me for an answer...

    Why can't I crap flood anymore?

    ...The matrix has you...

    i gotta run! stand clear of those agents with that ass-raping tracking worm they slip down yer pie-hole bellybutton. ;-(

  36. Great Tapdancers need grace,"graceful" =/= "manly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Great Tapdancers need grace, and being "graceful" is incompatible with being "manly".

    Its a fact.

    I have nothing against homosexuals. I do not believe in public discrimination against homosexuals in any way. I wouldn't careone whit if I was in the army and I shared the barracks with a gay man. Nor would I give a frosty crank if a gay man walked into the gym shower while I was in there washing my goodies, unless he started pointing and laughing real hard.

    But I do take offence at people claiming that some types of dance are manly when they aren't : Sammy Davis Jr not withstanding.

    Why do we need these all new gay advances in software promoted on slashdot when you know that its going to result in nothing but backlash... even among gay sypathizers.

  37. All this talk of Tap Dancing reminds me of a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    All this talk of tapdancing makes me cringe. What need here is a clever gay bar joke :

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    This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."

    When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"

    The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

    The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."

    The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"

    The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

    The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"

    The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

    A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"

    The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

    Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."

    The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"

    The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

  38. I laughed aloud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Three unreleated gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their life-partners happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

    The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

    The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

    The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of spicy chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."

  39. Re:HOLY SHIT! MY FAVORITE MOVIES THAT I CAN REMEMB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    You need help. You fucking Canux would list Princess Bride and Aliens in the same list. God help you. Those of you fuckwads tight on time that want a real list of good movies:

    1) Total Recal - (you'll remember that one girl that wanted to have fun... ;-)

    2) Braveheart - (as patriotic as I wanna get. Killing Britains is truly my hobby)

    3) Predator 1 - (the best extra-terristrial-meets-human movie)

    4) Alien 3 - (best Sci-Fi)

    5) Soldier - (only good Kurt Russel movie I know of)

    6) *Any movie in which Robin Williams or Elton John Dies*

    If it were up to you fucking Canux' then we would all be seeing Pokemon 2000, WaterWorld, Goonies, and the likes of that fucking John AssCandy topping the charts.

    Keep your fucking frenchy lard fingers out of the action you bunch of wooly whore woofers!!

  40. Re:Not anything new, (beaming is old hat and new) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saw it in the new movie "The Time Machine"

    its a crappy movie (worst ever) but the kids in the tech library all were setting their equipment to autoreceive beams in the exhibits.

    I dont know if they downloaded articles on tapdancing, hairdressing, or interior decorating though.

  41. corporate network site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that art site that was linked to links to this very intresting site www.theyrule.net it shows the links between board members in large corporations. check out the hp microsoft connection

  42. I AM FROM CHINA NOT CANADA YOU GAYFUCKWAD!!! by L.Torvalds · · Score: -1

    Alien3 was, and is, a shining example of the failure of capitalism. Glorious scientific socialism has given us movies like 'Le Femme Nikita' and 'Seven'. Suck it down, you fucking scot.

    The best part of braveheart is where the scots willingly gave their women to the English, so that their superiors may taste of them. Figures that the scottish would be so complacent, like beaten dogs.

    1. Re:I AM FROM CHINA NOT CANADA YOU GAYFUCKWAD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      damn your school picture looks half bad after those vietnamese nationalists rearranged your face.

  43. I am anti-slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No pig fucking allowed while CmdrTaco's bitch is avail.
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    That's right. Go fuck Taco's bitch nice and thorough.

    (someone please mod this up)

  44. no, troll speak would be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  45. Art for geeks, it's there! by nordicfrost · · Score: 3, Interesting
    My 0,022 on this subject. Why aren't geeks more interested in art? It seems to me many pople think that unless it's displayed on a screen or Palm, it' not worth watching. Well, take a trip to the Guggenheim museum (Located in NY, Las Vegas, Bilbao and Berlin) and get ready to experience some "real" art. I kid you not, it's beautiful. I visit the Bilbao Guggenheim at least twice a year, and the different exhibitions are always stunningly beautiful and interesting.

    As for the geek side of art, I think artists are hackers in the same way as IT hackers. The strive to explore, research and often apply pedantic measures to get thing right. They expand their own minds and challenge the audience's mind. Sometimes they are hackers to, just watch the LED columns in the Bilbao Guggenheim. Fascinating, beautiful, cool.

    And what about your home? When I was a kid, I had a poster for Tallgrass backup systems on my wall, because the leopard on it was cool. Now I'm and adult and want som art on the wall. It's not difficult. I have four artworks in a small apartment; One oil on canvas, one print, one litography and latex on clear plastic. Art is so much different things, something I'm trying to tell you here. In other terms, I have one horrendusly expensive original painting only one in existence, one framed dirt-cheap colour copy, one advanced numbered hand-crafted copy, and one anime cel. :) Art is so many things, most of them beautiful and often cool. Now go out there an nail a painting to yer wall! :)

    1. Re:Art for geeks, it's there! by Fjord · · Score: 2

      I think this is an over generalization. My experience is that, outside of my arty friends, my geek friends were the only ones that had been to the National Art Gallery in Ottawa. I used to go pretty regularily (they have some great relaxation rooms). When the Renoir exhibit was in, I snuck my digital camera in and took some snaps.

      Also, one of the geekiest Mac mofo's I knew in university was taking a minor in art (major in CS) and created some of the most brilliant paintings of anyone I've known in person.

      So, I really don't see where you're at. Sure, many geeks don't partake in art. Many people don't either. I don't see a trend.

      --
      -no broken link
    2. Re:Art for geeks, it's there! by worth · · Score: 1

      This isn't art, it's animating drawings.

    3. Re:Art for geeks, it's there! by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I realize. We weren't talking about this. We were talking about real art. Like at the Guggenheim, in the National Art Gallery in Ottawa and the paintings my friend made while taking an art minor. I still don't see a trend of geeks shunning art. My experience is that geeks are more interested than non-geek-non-artists, although there are a lot of noninterested people in both groups.

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      -no broken link
    4. Re:Art for geeks, it's there! by darkonc · · Score: 2
      Now go out there an nail a painting to yer wall! :)

      You mean like the 4 foot by 6foot oil painting that I have a bitch of a time finding a good space for when I move?? Or do you mean the other assorted paintings and drawings that I've collected over time, or one of the thousands of photos that I've taken? (you know you're hardcore when the clerk at the commercial photo shop you get your pictures developed at apologizes for not remembering your name when you walk in).

      Most of the techies I know tend to have a higher appreciation of art than most of the non-techies I know. (( In truth, many of us will qualify our description of a piece of code as 'beautiful', or 'a piece of art'. This is not meant as a denigration other art forms, but rather an expression of an active asthetic sense)).

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      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
  46. change in perception of computers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From a historical perspective, technology is usually created to serve a utilitarian purpose, but later is used for self expression. The computer has been undergoing a gradual change since the first personal computer was available. Even if the app doesn't impress me, this just another step in the maturation process of computer technology.

    Paper was orginally created for writing, but now it has a plethora of uses. Same would go for most other technologies. When rubber and latex were invented, few people thought an artist would use it as a medium, let alone play things of varying uses. Another manifestation of the maturation process is case modification and the new iMac. Computers started out as tools to make things like art, but now they are rapidly becoming art. The participation of computers in the process of art is changing and evolving.

  47. 16 of 60 comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    from 02:25AM till 8:51 AM only 16 comments at 1 or higher, what is the record for the least commented artice in the last year?

  48. why i opt for net.art? dot makes the difference... by marcell · · Score: 3, Informative

    there are a lot of net.artists which works are hard to find in galleries, and who themselves (more or less) call net.artists and that dot makes the difference...

    its work usually digs into political issues and specific issues of the media itself (net part of the net.art coin) rather then playing in the field of aesthetics and continuum of ugly and beautiful... media hacks are better thain paintings... just to start a little flamewar :)

    links sometimes worths kilowords:
    http://www.calarts.edu/~line/history.html
    http://rtmark.com
    http://www.irational.org
    http://www.ljudmila.org/~vuk

    and few others in tribute to net.art: interview with the hacker... work in progress...

  49. How to build/buy a Beaming Station: by DivideByZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You'd probably be interested in BeamPro Exhibition, for the PalmOS.

    It would be interesting to see a really cheap PIC-based solution, however - That would be what would bring beaming stations down from the one-off, rare item to standard usage.

  50. The Japanese already did this... by Telemakhos · · Score: 1

    ... they called it the Tamagotchi, and we all got over it quickly. Then someone came along with too much free time and a postmodern vocabulary and refigured the social lattice-work of the Tamagotchi construction, subtly shifting the deixis from cheap kids' fad to artsy fad. Ye Gods, where are the sarcastic lampoonists of suck.com when the world needs their bull-fighting superpowers? I can just see Terry Colon's desaturated cartoons depicting an art disciple in black beret fidgeting over his key-chain pocket monster trying to teach it new dance steps with which to "challenge" and "trade fours" with some ten-year-old's ubermonsterdancer.

  51. Handspring? by rbuysse · · Score: 1

    Every 'beam station' I've ever seen is built with the unfortunate side effect of restricting Handspring PDA's from using it.

    There really is a drawback to having yout IR port on the side.

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    An infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters still wouldn't repost stories on /.
  52. Reminds me of Dancing Demon on my TRS-80 by SysKoll · · Score: 2

    Am I the only old timer around here? This Tap program for the Palm reminds me a lot of the Dancing Demon program for TRS-80, written in Basic by Leo Christopherson.

    Good (?) game concepts don't die. They just reappear in the weirdest places.

    -- SysKoll
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    Mad science! Robots! Underwear! Cute girls! Full comic online! http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/