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Preparing for the Worst in FreeBSD

LiquidPC writes "In Part I of this series, Michael Lucas, from ONLamp.com, goes over preparing your FreeBSD computer for the worst in case of a system panic."

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  1. My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I am a Computer Information Systems Professional at a major Fortune 500 corporation. Very recently the head of our IT department decided that we were going to switch every one of our networks over to Windows XP Professional. We had previously been running OpenBSD on all our quad processor Xeons. Some of them had had uptimes approaching a year! My personal favourite, Gerbil, had been running without a reboot for three years.

    One day one of those Microsoft shills that you often read about on the Register came by for a visit. I grew very suspicious about what was going on when my boss and the Microsoft representative walked by my desk, and entered the server room. I could hear muffled voices through the closed door. The Microsoft representative was asking what we were running on our servers! My worst fears had come true. I sat at my desk for the rest of the day, silently awaiting the bad news. The news did not come until the next day. It was worse than I had feared. We were to be a Microsoft only shop from that day on! I could not believe it. The Microsoft representative had told my boss that the operating and support costs would actually go down. And my boss had fully bought into it, hook, line, and sinker.

    Tough times hit our company in the last month, and we were forced to lay off a few of the less experienced IS/IT workers. One of them took this rather hard. As a last minute attempt at corporate sabotage, he decided to change all of the Computer Administrator passwords on a few of the XP Professional boxes sitting around in the server room. This caused absolute havoc, as Dell had failed to send along administrator passwords for the new boxes. Our company could not make use of these computers for three days. It took Dell that long to get us the administrator passwords. It is strictly because of Microsoft's poor implementation of a multi-user computing environment that our company lost three days of productivity.

    Needless to say, I had our quad Xeons back running OpenBSD by the end of the week. Gerbil is back on its way to another glorious 3 years of uptime.

    1. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OpenBSD hath not a SMP-capable kernel. FreeBSD does. Regardless -- I prefer OpenBSD.

    2. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by buffy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      First some nit-picking...

      Very recently the head of our IT department decided that we were going to switch every one of our networks over to Windows XP Professional.

      Windows is an Operating System, not a network. Your network probably "runs" TCP/IP, Netbios, and a handful of other protocols. Windows runs on desktops, laptops, and servers.

      he decided to change all of the Computer Administrator passwords on a few of the XP Professional boxes sitting around in the server room. This caused absolute havoc, as Dell had failed to send along administrator passwords for the new boxes. Our company could not make use of these computers for three days. It took Dell that long to get us the administrator passwords.

      This last paragraph is a touch more concerning...first of any Windows box I've purchased from Dell, or others, have no administrator password, or are set to "admin". Why would Dell have set specific passwords for your systems? I'm just a little bit confused.

      On a related point, even for those systems that come pre-installed with an OS, it's [my] standard practice to bare-iron re-install from scratch. I'm not a huge fan of MS (quite the opposite), however, in the hands of someone who has a solid understanding in operating systems, it IS possible to build a stable Windows box. I have an NT 4 server, running a database, and a mail exchange, that has an uptime of 94 days. It was rebooted for a disk addition. It was up 86 days prior to that (it's installation date.)

      That said, I prefer and use Linux and Solaris much more frequently, and, unlike the windows example above, am not surprised by the continued uptime of my hosts! ;)

      Now, I've gotta ask...why did you just sit at your desk waiting for the bad news?? I've (and my VP) have recieved visits from MS cronies in the past. The thing is, those people are sales/marketing weenies. Get in on the meeting, and use your own skills to ask very pointed questions. Its not very difficult to run circles around these droids. Keep it calm, polite, and just bury them in the technical truths which they simply cannot refute. If they try to call you a "Linux zealot" you know you're on the right track, and they're in the process of losing their cool. As long as you keep it together, and don't let them change the topic, I've found that its pretty easy to expose others in my company to MS's shortcomings...right in front of MS folks themselves.

      If you just sit back and let non-techs make tech decisions without, at least, making them aware of the ramifications of such things, then you really can't blame them. Its kind-of what they say about voting, right? If you don't vote, you don't have the right to complain?

      Now, if you work in a super huge corporation where such things are a fact of life, I'm sorry, and you probably don't have a choice. Well...other than to extract yourself from between Mr. Rock, and Mr. Hardplace.

    3. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by flikx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Talk about hook, line and sinker! The mere mention of 'OpenBSD running on qaud processor systems' should have set alarm bells off in your little head.

      As an OpenBSD user, I am well aware that it does not support more than one processor. Ooh you have been so trolled. Priceless.

      --
      One future, two choices. Oppose them or let them destroy us.
    4. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0
      Synopsis: Buffy is a moron.

      Details: I will back you up -- OpenBSD is definitely a uniprocessor OS. This fact alone is why I and many other former BSD users never spent any time playing with it -- I mean, even Microsoft's corporate desktop OS supports two CPUs, so what kind of a "server OS" can OpenBSD be?

      But Buffy also makes the mistake of trying to be too detailed. Buffy, I don't think there's anything wrong with the phrase "Windows XP network" -- a Windows network is a network of Windows machines, a UNIX network is a network of UNIX machines, et cetera. And this phrase is especially applicable to Windows XP, which unfortunately not only includes the proprietary networking features of Windows 2000, but also breaks backwards-compability of several key Windows networking features (such as shares).

      Anyway, Buffy shouldn't have bitten an amateurish troll in the first place, but he really seals his fate as an idiot by showing such ignorance. You're just trying too hard, lamer!

      --

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    5. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by someonehasmyname · · Score: 0

      Oh really??? If you look on OpenBSD's website, it doesn't support more than one processor. Maybe you're thinking of FreeBSD or NetBSD... Or you're completely wasting quad xeon machines.

      --
      Common sense is not so common.
    6. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Konster · · Score: 1

      FreeBSD is what the article is referring to, not OpenBSD. FreeBSD does in fact support SMP

    7. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now, I've gotta ask...why did you just sit at your desk waiting for the bad news??

      OMG,such a blatant troll, such a willing sucker.

    8. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you're an even BIGGER fucknob.

    9. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      FreeBSD's multiproc performance is not supposed to be that great -- it's about where Linux 2.2 was when they were in the middle of the big shift towards multiproc.

    10. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by flikx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I give FreeBSD's SMP performance on my old dual P-90 system a C+. My dad reports 5.0 current on a dual Athlon to be excellent. But his opinion might be swayed a bit by the fact that he is/was a FreeBSD kernel developer.

      --
      One future, two choices. Oppose them or let them destroy us.
    11. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by buffy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, OK...I seemed to have bit on a troll. Sad, really.

      However, I think it's funny that you're actually defending the troll'er! ;)

      As for the symantics of networks (ie. a Windows XP network) it would be more apropos to refer to is as a network of Windows XP machines, or a network of Unix machines. There is no such thing as a "Windows XP Network."

      Again, a "series of interconnected Windows XP machines," yes.

      I'll refrain from biting any futher into your teenage'ish taunting--I've got better things to do, like running a multimillon dollar network of interconnected Windows 2K/XP, Linux, SGI, and Suns.

      OMG, I just did it again, didn't I??? ;)

      Ciao

    12. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tough times hit our company in the last month, and we were forced to lay off a few of the less experienced IS/IT workers. One of them took this rather hard. As a last minute attempt at corporate sabotage, he decided to change all of the Computer Administrator passwords on a few of the XP Professional boxes sitting around in the server room.

    13. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now, I've gotta ask...why did you just sit at your desk waiting for the bad news??

      OMG,such blatant troll, such a willing sucker.

    14. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad for your Dad. All his work is going down the toilet because *BSD is dying.

    15. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Karellan · · Score: 1

      WHO CARES! This is soooo blatently off-topic, you have to be a huge greasy TROLL, just out of the hole!

    16. Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OpenBSD does not support SMP.

  2. What? by tcd004 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where are the color-coded states of emergency? This is no respectable anti-panic plan.

    Witness the rebirth of ENRON!
    tcd004

    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Know your alert codes. Be prepared.

      BEIGE: expect attack of boredom. Check beer supply.

      BLACK: expect whiny Oscar acceptance speech.

      DULL BLACK: Bill Cosby reruns. Check TV guide. Change channel.

      SHINY BLACK: Goths are coming. Avoid at all costs. If the encounter can't be avoided, simply hold firm and insist you don't give a rat's ass about the real story of Dracula.

      WHITE: Middle aged Republicans are coming. Mix martinis.

      OFF WHITE: Poor house keeping alert. break out the vacuums and mops.

      LAVENDAR: Gay pride parade is coming. Just act like you usually do.

      MAUVE: Since no real guy actually knows what mauve is without looking it up in the dictionary, this is an alert for women only. If price-checks over the PA system at the grocery store are embarassing to you, DO NOT pick up anything for your wife or GF during a mauve alert.

      GREEN: There is no threat of terrorism. Invite strange guys named Muhammad into your house for no good reason. Teach them how to fly.

      PUKE GREEN: Bad beer alert. Stick a crow bar in your wallet and get something drinkable next time. OK?

      YELLOW: caution. Say hi to guys named Muhammad, but don't invite them into your house.

      ORANGE: extreme caution. report guys named Muhammad to the FBI.

      RED: highest state of alert. scrub little bits of guy named Muhammad off the sidewalk.

    2. Re:What? by 56ker · · Score: 1, Funny

      The different color coded states of emergency are reflected in your face - going from normal sysadmin pasty white to even whiter when you realise it's crashed - then purple when you realise you've got no backtrace - and therefore no hope of fixing the problem.

    3. Re:What? by Loligo · · Score: 4, Funny

      >Where are the color-coded states of emergency?

      Courtesy of IMDB and Red Dwarf...

      Rimmer: We can't afford to take any chances. Jump up to red alert.

      Kryten: Are you sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb.

      -l

    4. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We all know that *BSD is a failure. But why ? Why did *BSD fail? Once you get past the fact that *BSD is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. *BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know *BSD keeps losing market share but why? Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players? Or is it larger than their troubled personalities?

      The record is clear on one thing: no operating system has ever come back from the grave. Efforts to resuscitate *BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. As the situation grows more desperate for the adherents of this doomed OS, the sorrow takes hold. An unremitting gloom hangs like a death shroud over a once hopeful *BSD community. The hope is gone; a mournful nostalgia has settled in. Now is the end time for *BSD.

    5. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here we go:
      1. Black is the color of death.
      2. FreeBSD is dying.
      3. The color code for FreeBSD is black.
  3. just as a windows luser :) by mAIsE · · Score: 0

    they know well how to prepare for the worst in computer behavior.

    1. Re:just as a windows luser :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact you're posting at zero says it all.

    2. Re:just as a windows luser :) by danielrose · · Score: 1

      Better than hallmark, at least

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      i hate pansy republicans
    3. Re:just as a windows luser :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you referring to Hallmark Hall of Fame ? It was a great show in its day.

  4. Re:*BSD is dying by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    may be so, but OSX/Darwin (BSD core) is on the way up. So BSD ain't quite dead, just evolving

    --
    "I think it would be a good idea" Gandhi, on Western Civilisation
  5. We have the answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Now: Postulate anger, boredom, grief, cheerfulness and serenity -
    in that order. This is continued until you are sure that you
    can create any emotion.

    ot6

    1. Re:We have the answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let me make it simple for you: *BSD is dying.

      End of story.

  6. Re:*BSD is dying by mAIsE · · Score: 0

    OS_X (OH S TEN) is now the single largest install base of *NIX

  7. Too Complicated by Renraku · · Score: 1, Funny

    "To prepare for a kernel panic, you need the system source code installed. You need one (or more) swap partition that is at least one MB larger than your physical memory and preferably twice as large as your RAM. If you have 512MB of RAM, for example, you need a swap partition that is 513MB or larger, with 1024MB being preferable." And people bash Windows for its lack of stability. I'm sorry, but an OS that can crash for seemingly no apparent reason, can barely be fixed, and requires a bunch of preparation just to prepare is too complicated for me. If I were a server admin with a few years experience with this OS and going the long way around to ensure a smooth ride, I might be more enthusiastic about the whole thing. At least with Windows based OSes all you need is a bit of veteran intuition and skill to find out what is wrong. Even if the problem isn't obvious, the solution usually is, or its easy to figure out.

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    1. Re:Too Complicated by schwatoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      "requires a bunch of preparation just to prepare". Yeah that's what sucks about preparation all right.

      --
      I have trouble with passwords among other things.
    2. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At least with Windows based OSes all you need is a bit of veteran intuition and skill to find out what is wrong. Even if the problem isn't obvious, the solution usually is
      Yeah, just reinstall! (Wait, no I've had that not work. Freakin' Active Directory!)
    3. Re:Too Complicated by Brett+Glass · · Score: 4, Funny
      You write;
      I'm sorry, but an OS that can crash for seemingly no apparent reason, can barely be fixed, and requires a bunch of preparation just to prepare is too complicated for me.

      And you run Windows?

      --Brett GLass

    4. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > At least with Windows based OSes all you need is a bit of veteran intuition and skill to find out what is wrong. Even if the problem isn't obvious, the solution usually is, or its easy to figure out.

      Kernel panics in any OS usually point to a hardware or a driver problem. So, how is the solution obvious when dealing with occaisionally flakey RAM, or a spurious disk controller? Not even veteran intuition will save you now, no more than a Unix admin's intiuition. Sometimes, you just gotta debug.

    5. Re:Too Complicated by delta407 · · Score: 1

      Ever seen a Windows NT "STOP" error? It pops up during the boot process in a nice, handy little blue screen, such as the following:

      STOP 0x0000000A(0x04053292, 0x00000013, 0x0000001, 0x04A754F0)
      IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

      Okay... using your "veteran intuition and skill", tell me what's wrong using only this information. You see, even if FreeBSD (and assorted other Unix-like OSes) need extra preparation to find out what's wrong, at least you *can* find out what's wrong.

      (Yes, as a remotely competent MS sysadmin, I know about core dumps and so forth, but the FreeBSD solution [a symbolic backtrace] is far better. Also, by the way, this is essentially an access violation that was done in kernel mode... which means you're still no closer to finding the answer.)

    6. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In 8 years of running bsd, I've NEVER had a kernel panic. The article is just about the kind of thinking that prevents kernel panics in the first place: careful precautions.

      Can you say the same about linux? Never a kernel panic? Never a corrupted file system? Never a bad kernel release? Hardly.

    7. Re:Too Complicated by someonehasmyname · · Score: 0

      You are absolutely correct. I switched from Debian to FreeBSD a little over two years ago, and I haven't had the slightest problem. ever.

      --
      Common sense is not so common.
    8. Re:Too Complicated by Thatman311 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh your so so so wrong. A stop 0xA is purely driver bug. It typically occurs when it tries to touch pagable memory at high IRQL (like in a DPC) and that memory is actually swapped out in the swap file. That particular case is due to poor programming practice on the driver writter's part. They should have allocated that memory as non-paged. Also before they shipped that driver they should have run "verifier" with special irql checking enabled. (For those who don't know what verfier is, it is a built in tool that is used to test device drivers [old and new]. If you are running a Win2k or WinXP box just open up the run line and type in verifier. You will get this program. Unless you know what you are doing and have a kernel debugger enabled and attached I wouldn't fuck with its setting or you may be looking at a blue screen due to a bug verifier found and you may not know how to recover it [without reinstalling]) If you want a defination of all of the bugchecks and what each parameter means download the lastest debugger from http://www.microsoft.com/DDK/Debugging/default.asp and look in the help file.

      --
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    9. Re:Too Complicated by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've had kernel panics in every OS I installed on this machine for the first week after I built it. Windows crashed about 20 minutes after I started it for the first time. FreeBSD bombed shortly too. I decided to try Slackware 8.0. It crashed too. I started to debug, turned out to be a bad 256MB DIMM from Techtronics. Got a replacement for free.

      I've also seen MacOS X kernel panic (different machine, my iBook). Not in every day use, though. I've only seen it once, I started the computer up with the TV cable in it. The kernel paniced before even before the gui started. It was neat.

      --
      God save our Queen, and Heaven bless The Maple Leaf Forever!
    10. Re:Too Complicated by Zarquon · · Score: 2

      Actually, I had one about 30 seconds ago, on this box, and oddly enough it's still ticking (quite strange). Of course I'm working on a device driver at the moment, so I know actually who's fault it is :)

      --
      "'Tis great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults, greater to tell him his." --Poor Richard's Almanac
    11. Re:Too Complicated by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1

      I've gotten a bunch of panics on my iBook (that's bsd, right?)--certainly far more often then i've gotten panics in linux.

    12. Re:Too Complicated by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 1

      Actually, MacOS X is an updated OPENSTEP (Mach microkernel), with the userland stolen from BSD and a Macish GUI.

      --
      Did you know you can fertilize your lawn with used motor oil?
    13. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've all been trolled. Thank you.

    14. Re:Too Complicated by turbod · · Score: 1

      Got an iBook, do 10 to 15 large driver builds/day with it -- no problems *at all*. Most reliable machine I have ever owned (though these two new VAIOs are starting to compete -- nice to see MS finally get the reliability on).

      David

    15. Re:Too Complicated by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      That may be true, but I ran into this on a friend's computer...but wasn't a software problem. Either he had a remarked CPU or (very unlikely) heat problems or something else on his system (not RAM, tried that right off the bat) was marginal, because the problem went away when the CPU was underclocked.

      Just pointing out that knowing the low-level cause (Ah, yes, that's when the network stack's detected an inconsistent internal state) may not be very useful in finding the high level cause.

    16. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think bsd has been around for 8 years, more like 4 or 5.

    17. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course the answer is always easy to find... if you cant the answer within an hour, the answer suddenly becomes 'reinstall windows'. ask any tech support phone guy. they will tell ya! and they never lie!

    18. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      every day i am more and more happy i own a Macintosh. i do *not* envy you people. even if everything goes wrong at once, it isnt as bad as what you people have to put up with. honestly. been there. done that. posts like these tho just bring back those old nightmares. ok. enuff

    19. Re:Too Complicated by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0
      Just because you're afraid of understanding how something works doesn't mean you have to piss on the rest of us. And remind me again of why Mac OS is suitable as an enterprise development platform? Oh, that's right, it isn't. If Mac OS had half of the functionality under the hood that Windows did, maybe things would be different, but Apple developers can't even create a stable OS when they control the hardware platform as well as the OS!

      Have fun in your little gumdrop world with toddlers and technophobe graphic designers; the rest of us will be making the world go round. Thanks!

      --

      --
      "Negative One, Troll."
      A golden badge of honor,
      worn on my penis.

    20. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recursion's always good for a laugh, isn't it? I think what our diligent Windows-lover (and I admire his bravery for even bringing it up) means to say is that because Windows is so very easy on his desktop, he can't possibly imagine what use there would be to him for FreeBSD, despite the fact that in the context mentioned, FreeBSD is -most likely- being used as a server operating system, in which case a lot more complicated backup procedures are required than just a simple RAR of everything you've pirated in the last few months.

    21. Re:Too Complicated by rgbrenner · · Score: 1

      Ive seen FBSD crash... It was while it was shutting down; didnt cause any problems and I havent seen it since.

      Other than that, I havent seen it crash in more than 2 years.

    22. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I can't say that about Linux, except for the kernel panic and corrupt file system. I guess 2/3 of your point is lost on me there. As for the bad kernel release, sure, there's been one or two of them. You know why? Because there's actually a LOT OF WORK being done on it. Most Linux distributions are trying to cater, in a small way, to everyone out there; the kernel developers know that new sound card's going to have to work for people to use it. I have yet to meet anyone using FreeBSD that didn't give me an icy, insulting reply simply after noting that I'd "probably use BSD myself, except the hardware support isn't so good for a desktop."

    23. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > every day i am more and more happy i own a Macintosh. i do *not* envy you people. even if everything goes wrong at once, it isnt as bad as what you people have to put up with. honestly. been there. done that. posts like these tho just bring back those old nightmares. ok. enuff

      OK, so enlighten us - what *does* a Mac display when its OS panics, how do you troubleshoot with this info?

    24. Re:Too Complicated by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      BSD goes back at least to the 70's, but not readily available due to difficultities with ATT.

    25. Re: Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MacOS 9 and previous display the infamous 'bomb box', a dialog that says "Sorry, a system error occurred." with an integer-value error code and a button to click that causes the Macintosh to restart.

      There is information in "Inside Macintosh" and in several third-party tools that tell you what these codes are, and what is likely to have caused them. Some are quite specific; others are anything-under-the-sun variety. System Extensions often have something to do with it...

      MacOS X, being a UNIX-variant and based heavily on BSD (OMG this is almost on-topic!), gives you a kernel panic. I can't tell you about troubleshooting these, because in my time using MacOS X I've only seen one of them, and that was due to a known bug that was resolved in one of the 10.0.x releases.

      A lot has been done in MacOS X to make system integration possible to great extents but without doing things to the actual system itself. The actual system needs changing or updating very little, if at all. This helps minimise software-based crashes, leaving just hardware issues, most but not all of which Apple has resolved...

    26. Re:Too Complicated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry about the trolls. They are jealous of Mac users because they know that FreeBSD is dying and their little world is going to come to an end.

    27. Re:Too Complicated by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1
      Oh, sorry, I guess I was just smoking crack when hideous white on black console text overwrote the nice pretty quartz display with lots of hexadecimal numbers and lovely words like "PANIC"

      Maybe when OS XI comes out I'll think "Apple" and "stability" without getting the giggles. I love my iBook, but it is defintely the least stable machine I currently own.

      Because even a bug still exists even if you never see it on your machine, no matter how many asterisks you add to your post...

  8. Big Scary Deamons by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Informative
    It is a bit easier to read without the ads, using the printer friendly page:

    Big_Scary_Daemons.html

    Yep, that is the name of the page.

    Michael Lucas lives in a haunted house in Detroit, Michigan

    Maybe we could move the ghost to Seattle?

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:Big Scary Deamons by 56ker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      or maybe the ghosts are just the sounds of "assorted rodents, and a multitude of fish" - would've thought those were enough to make someone think any house was haunted! Makes me think of the Grim Reaper of Rats from the Terry Pratchett Discworld novels.

    2. Re:Big Scary Deamons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even once you get past the fact the *BSD is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. *BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know *BSD keeps losing market share but why? Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players? Or is it larger than their personalities?

      The record is clear on one thing: no operating system has ever come back from the grave. Efforts to resuscitate *BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. The funeral bell is tolling for *BSD. Bow your head. The parade's gone by - *BSD is dying.

  9. Hardware prob by mcice · · Score: 2, Informative

    Panic 12 as described in the article is most likely a hardware fault somewhere on the mainboard. It is by far the most common cause of a panic on FreeBSD. Exchange mainboard, CPU and memory against working components and you are back up and running without the panics.

    1. Re:Hardware prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Below 4.3, there was a problem in the arp code that would give a trap 12 in kernel mode -- fixed in 4.3... One really useful thing to do is read the "what we fixed in this release" for each release subsequent to the one you happen to be running and see if one of the fixes is applicable to the system that you're running. If you're running the latest release, search the mailing list archives for stable and current and look at the list of fixed bugs. Use www.freebsd.org, just like you'd use support.microsoft.com for those damned BSOD's.

  10. Nice article, but... by vrmlguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm a Sun admin by day, and Sun has always (since at least SunOS 4.1, when I started) made provisions to do this. I'll admit that I'm rarely cutting-edge with my Linux systems, so I haven't had any panics that I wanted to track down, so I don't know if Linux does this sort of stuff for you. I'm shocked that OpenBSD doesn't.

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    1. Re:Nice article, but... by tftp · · Score: 4, Informative
      I don't know if Linux does this sort of stuff for you

      On Linux, the kernel prints the backtrace on the console, and into the syslog if it can. Later you can run ksymoops on this backtrace to match it to the symbolic names. This requires no preparation, but since I never saw FreeBSD backtraces I can't say if it is of a similar detail level.

    2. Re:Nice article, but... by marklark · · Score: 1
      I'm shocked that OpenBSD doesn't.

      OpenBSD was not discussed in the article.

      FreeBSD was.

    3. Re:Nice article, but... by 56ker · · Score: 1

      I think sorting out backtraces on FreeBSD are one of those things that with hindsight are a good idea - but at the time seemed like too much bother. For instance how many people regularly back up their hard drives? It's just good practice - but most users can't be bothered to do it.

    4. Re:Nice article, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Later you can run ksymoops on this backtrace to match it to the symbolic names.

      *slap to head* Oh, of course - the ksymoops! Man, I loved how *nix makes their commands so obvious.

    5. Re:Nice article, but... by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Is this a sun hardware feature though? I mean the other day (after months and months of uptime) I had a kernel panic on the machine (11 year old SS10 running debian linux) that is eventually going to route this submit.

      Long story short I couldn't log in, but if I went to the console I could see the kernel messages (logged) and if I hit enter it popped back to the login prompt (didn't work though). Funny thing is it was still routing traffic and looking up dns names - despite the fact I couldn't log in or access the console. I eventually hit stop-a (full break for those of use without a keyboard/monitor) and reset the machine.

    6. Re:Nice article, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *points and laughs*

      HA! BSD's gonna whup yo ass!

    7. Re:Nice article, but... by virtigex · · Score: 1

      One thing that helps with Linux is to enable console output to a serial line (if you have one spare). Then you can capture the OOPS message on a terminal emulator - time to fire up that HyperTerm on that Windows laptop that none of us has.

    8. Re:Nice article, but... by Alex+Farber · · Score: 1

      I think OpenBSD does:
      http://www.openbsd.org/faq/faq5.html#Option s

    9. Re:Nice article, but... by InsaneGeek · · Score: 2

      Linux has a bit more painfull way of doing it today, but you might check out the "Linux kernel crash dumps" page http://lkcd.sourceforge.net which was started by SGI to mimick how Irix does it's crash dump analysis, now it's got both IBM & SGI backing along with the rest of the OSS world on sourceforge.

    10. Re:Nice article, but... by Fweeky · · Score: 2

      > since I never saw FreeBSD backtraces I can't say if it is of a similar detail level.

      It's effectively a big-ass core file you can run gdb on. Probably a tad more detailed than anything that will fit in syslog :)

    11. Re:Nice article, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course BSDs had this feature for years. Not bad for a "dying" OS.

    12. Re:Nice article, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Keep in mind this simple fact:
      *BSD is dying
    13. Re:Nice article, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > *slap to head* Oh, of course - the ksymoops! Man, I loved how *nix makes their commands so obvious.

      [Shrug] They're obvious enough to anyone administering a Linux box who's clued in enough to do the research. If you don't care about crash debugging, you won't know the tool names on *any* platform.

    14. Re:Nice article, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looked at the LKCD pages; the patches for 2.4 are only against 2.4.8, so they're a bit behind the times for any current kernel.

    15. Re:Nice article, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which is better - a syslog or a core file?

    16. Re:Nice article, but... by InsaneGeek · · Score: 2

      If you go under the download and to experimental they have 2.4.17 available for testing.

      My guess is that the VM change caused them a number of issues, since it has do some things with raw I/O, etc.

  11. compiler options by nslu · · Score: 0, Redundant

    the problem is that code compiled with -O2 option behaves (in bug cases) way different from code compiled without optimization, that's it: it may never trigger bug you are looking for if it is compiled with -g.

    1. Re:compiler options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the problem is that code compiled with -O2 option behaves (in bug cases) way different from code compiled without optimization, that's it: it may never trigger bug you are looking for if it is compiled with -g.

      The idea isn't to run the debug-enabled kernel, but use it as a symbols reference when examining the saved crashdump.

    2. Re:compiler options by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      also, in gcc, the -g and -O flags aren't mutually exclusive

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    3. Re:compiler options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep. and that bitch moderates message to 'redundant'.

      oh yeah, moderators suck, they really suck. because their fucking head is redundant, since it has no fucking brains.

  12. Talk about panic... by Wheaty18 · · Score: 3, Funny

    'Any' key? Where's the 'any' key? I see 'ke-tarl', 'esk', and 'pig-uh', but there doesn't seem to be any 'any' key!

    Phew, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty.

    1. Re:Talk about panic... by KentoNET · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...I think I'll order a TAB :)

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  13. Re:sigh by nslu · · Score: 1

    common, give us this screen dump, we wanna see.

  14. Re:sigh by jsse · · Score: 1

    I know this was offtopic, but the topic sucked and I wanted to post anyway.

    Aye, the topic is really, really suck so I look at his sig instead:
    Michael Lucas lives in a haunted house in Detroit, Michigan with his wife Liz, assorted rodents...

    I wouldn't want to read from those who married rodents!

  15. Re:Hardware prob -- memcheck86 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yes. I've yet to encounter a FreeBSD kernel panic that wasn't a hardware issue, two recent ones that I've had have been memory related. Now, my standard mode of operation is to put in a memcheck86 floppy and reboot before I do anything else.

  16. kill ads dead by Indy1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    come on, what kind of geek are you ? : ) there's always a technical solution to a social problem : ) what you need to do is go to www.smartin-designs.com/hosts_info.htm , grab a hosts file, modify it as needed, and wave bye bye to all the ads.......this works great for me, and kills a lot of spyware too.

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  17. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't need to use paint shop pro to get a screen capture. Just press Print Scrn to capture the whole screen, or ALT+Print Scrn to capture the active window.

  18. Re:sigh by drDugan · · Score: 2

    its on my machine at work, at home tonight

    can post it up to a website later, I will

  19. 12 month uptime + crash = hardware failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is most likely a hardware failure, possibly memory. Try memtest86 before you go on a kernel debugging hunt... basically, if your server has worked great for 12 months and then craps like this it probably ain't software.

    1. Re:12 month uptime + crash = hardware failure by CoolVibe · · Score: 5, Informative
      Tell me about it... In fact, I have made a bootable CD-R with memtest86 that I can boot in servers that support cd-rom booting.

      I did it like this:

      1. Compile memtest86.
      2. make a floppy image: dd if=/dev/zero of=padding.img bs=512 count=2880
      3. append the image after the memtest.bin: cat padding.img >> memtest.bin
      4. cut the floppy image to size so mkisofs won't choke on it: dd if=memtest.bin of=bootfloppy.img bs=512 count=2880
      5. Make image with mkisofs: mkdir empty && cd empty && mkisofs -b ../bootfloppy.img -o boot.iso .
      6. Burn that image and you're done! Bootable memtest86 cd-rom. A handy tool for your toolchest.
      7. That thing saved my life countless times when dealing with old servers and spotty RAM.

    2. Re:12 month uptime + crash = hardware failure by CoolVibe · · Score: 4, Informative
      I hate replying to myself, but if you somehow try to compile memtest86 on *BSD, you need this file. It's a patched linkage.h. Edit the head.S file in the source tree to include this file instead of linux/linkage.h .

      Hope that helped you all out a bit :)

    3. Re:12 month uptime + crash = hardware failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perfect. Thank you.

    4. Re:12 month uptime + crash = hardware failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why 2880 instead of 1440? I've got a BIOS that won't boot from 2.88Mb floppy-image-based CDs. I had to install Red Hat 7.2 from a boot floppy because of this - and since I installed from the floppy, I have to wonder why RH did this. #)(*$*$*(#$#.

    5. Re:12 month uptime + crash = hardware failure by trycoon · · Score: 1

      Hmm, could you send an ISO of your working CD?
      I would love to have it!

      // Henrik
      trycoon@linuxgods.com

    6. Re:12 month uptime + crash = hardware failure by CoolVibe · · Score: 2

      Try here. (and please be gentle to my webserver)

  20. Re:sigh by 56ker · · Score: 1

    Yes I agree -it's getting to the stage with some sites where
    the Hey I'm a flashing ad!
    story Look at me!
    you Hey over here!
    want
    to
    read
    Flash!Flash!Flash! is
    so
    squashed
    by
    ads Have I got your attention yet?
    you
    keep
    having
    to
    Do you want to save money?
    scroll
    down
    Personally I just turn pictures off when I get to a site like that.

  21. meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you've got FreeBSD installed, you've already got the worst.

  22. Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rotor? by Zico · · Score: 4, Informative

    I mean c'mon. We get tons of mentions of .NET around here, talk about how Microsoft is only into closed source, etc. Now Microsoft actually releases 1.9 million lines of source code spread among almost 10,000 files that people can compile to get .NET up and running on their FreeBSD boxes, and Slashdot suddenly clams up about it?


    Who can honestly say that this isn't a story of interest to a large amount of people here, whether they hate .NET or not? There's a lot of discussion to be had about it. Comparisons to Mono/DotGnu? The licensing details? The performance? Comparisons to Java on FreeBSD? To pretend it doesn't exist is just silly and does seem to call Slashdot's motives into question.


    Well, for FreeBSD users who might be interested, I'll go ahead and post a link to a few articles about it myself, from O'Reilly's site who's been doing a pretty decent job of breaking it down: http://www.oreillynet.com/dotnet/. Discuss amongst yourselves. ;)

  23. Here is how to prepare by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0, Interesting
    Synopsis: Ensure that you always have a Microsoft Windows PC available in the event that your Unix-wannabe system crashes.

    Details: Since Windows always works, you will be able to use this second machine to search Deja^H^H^H^HGoogle Groups for troubleshooting information. Microsoft understands that most people use computers for the purpose of using applications, and created Windows so that we could use applications without having to worry about what the operating system is doing. You will never have to worry about mounting disks, recompiling your kernel, or downloading hacked amateur device drivers -- so when your FreeBSD or GNU/Linux machine breaks, you can rely on Microsoft Windows to provide access to online Unix-wannabe documentation. But why are you using an operating system, such as GNU/Linux or FreeBSD, which purposefully places obstacles in front of the potential user? Just listen to several testamonials from satisfied Windows users.

    "I use GNU/Linux because I think it makes me seem cool -- I get a real rush out of talking about how GNOME and Star Office allow me to remain semi-functional in a world ruled by the graphical user interface. But when my Linux box crashed and I was unable to remount my "root" partition, I was hopeless, until I remembered about the Windows machine sitting in the corner. I usually make fun of Windows, but without the realiable Internet access that only Windows can provide, I would have been unable to find "fsck" documenation until I could visit my local Borders bookstore."
    I.M. Stoopyde, Linux Loser
    "I was recently forced to use a Windows machine in order to test a website, and I was really impressed. Internet Explorer 5 is incredibly fast, never crashes, and always renders the latest W3C-validated markup correctly, unlike Netscape 4 or Mozilla. Now, I find myself using Windows for most of my day-to-day work."
    A. Dumbefuque, Former FreeBSD Fucktard
    "Ever since I started using Microsoft Windows, I haven't had to worry about asking colleagues to resend Microsoft Word documents as plain text. Since Windows is the standard corporate desktop operating system, it only makes sense. I can't believe I ever used Linux!"
    Anne Utheretard, Cured Linux Loser
    "Windows is not only the only choice for the modern businessman, but in the wake of September 11th, it makes me feel good to use an American operating system. FreeBSD is the product of godless communist hippies, and Linux is the product of socialist Europeans. A true American will use either Windows or MacOS, and MacOS isn't a viable choice for e-business."
    John Walker, columnist for Smart and Successful magazine.
    "Some of my friends use Linux, but I just don't see the point. Windows supports all of the latest games, and provides unrivaled x86 hardware support. And the latest version of Windows, Windows XP, even bests MacOS is the realm of multimedia! Wowee!"
    Raven Stoneblade, amazingly cool action hero
    "I'll never forget how our FreeBSD machine forgot its routing information the night before my team's big project was due. Thank Allah for our lone Windows NT workstation, which autoconfigured its network interface and was online in seconds. So instead of working, my team spent the night huddled in front of our NT workstation, figuring out how to get the stupid fucking Unix box back online. As developers, we shouldn't be expected to put up with such bullshit. In the future, we'll do our work on Windows. Praise be to Allah!"
    Osama bin Raden, no relation to Osama bin Laden
    "After reading several stories on Slashdot.org, I became convinced that I would have to escape the grasp of Microsoft, the 'evil empire.' So I went down to CompUSA and picked up a copy of Red Hat Linux. What a pile of crap! Why have these Linux losers chosen to ignore every advance in operating systems development of the last twenty years? Linux is a bad copy of an existing OS with a bad GUI pasted on top -- inferior to both UNIX and Windows, it amazes me that anyone uses it at all. Are people really so desperate that they'd eat shit just because the shit is free? Microsoft may be evil, but their product allows me to do more with my computer than any lame freeware OS."
    Steve Stevenson, disgusted by Open Source
    So there you have it! Windows is superior to both FreeBSD and GNU/Linux. But, if you really have enough time to waste configuring and using such models of antiquated technology, make sure that a properly licensed copy of Microsoft Windows is nearby. You can rely on it.
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    1. Re:Here is how to prepare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your .sig needs an extra syllable in the second line.

      --xxk

    2. Re:Here is how to prepare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the extra sylable to make a haiku on his sig, perhaps he could put short or small? Definitly not big or thick.

    3. Re:Here is how to prepare by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0
      What the fuck are you talking about?
      1 2 3 4 5
      "Negative One, Troll."
      1 2 3 4 5 67
      A golden badge of honor,
      1 2 3 4 5
      worn on my penis.
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    4. Re:Here is how to prepare by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0

      Once it's in your ass, does it really matter? Heh, for someone so eager to diss my 10" horse cock, you seem awfully eager to suck it, too. Watch the teeth, bitch.

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    5. Re:Here is how to prepare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you'd get so-many-more replies to your posts with the 5-8-5 (or 5-6-5 -- whichever works for you), and the ones that stay logged in would lose 2-3 karma after the inevitable threadslap. Isn't getting replies the whole point of trolling? Or am I just out of touch with the new school?

      HAND,
      --xxk

    6. Re:Here is how to prepare by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0
      Synopsis: I don't really care.

      Details: I'm not a member of the any "school." I'm an old timer -- try to guess my old UID! -- who's returned to flame some stupid Linux users. I'm not trying to lure out haiku pedants. If I get any replies at all, I prefer them to be from the hypocritical loser ("Malda-esque") crowd.

      But thanks for your interest, AC^H^Hxxk.

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    7. Re:Here is how to prepare by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, a well written, entertaining, somewhat original troll.
      +1, Troll

      However, because some of these points are valid, I'm going to respond.

      "When my Linux machine crashed and I was unable to mount my root partition..."

      In terms of troubleshooting capabilities, Linux is the best OS I've ever used. When Windows dies, all the techs I know just reinstall the thing, and if that doesn't work, wipe the drive and reinstall. There simply aren't any good diagostic tools, and if a crash happens during startup...well, how the heck are you supposed to know what caused it? If I can view and edit my initscripts, I *can* fix this. The main problem is that while you *can* fix almost any problem in Linux, it's also not necessarily easy, and you may spend a while reading up on things.

      IE 5 *for Windows* is not more W3C compliant than Mozilla, and IE 6 is worse.

      As for an "American OS", I wouldn't be suprised if large chunks of Windows are developed in MS's software dev branch in India, though admittedly I don't know for sure, and MS may have a keep-the-crown-jewels-at-home policy.

      Windows *does* provide good game support. Better than Linux. My productivity has climed a bunch since getting rid of Windows. :-) Also, there was a Win2k box at work that had a sound card that NT 4 supported but Win2k and above didn't (and the company was out of business, so no future support was going to happen). Linux has and still does support the thing fine.

      As for NT and routing, my experience with trying to convince NT to handle Ethernet and a modem line at once have gotten me incredibly frusterated with Windows as a whole. The wizards are fragile (close a window when the wizard doesn't expect it and things start breaking, I reached a state where the entire networking component needed to be reinstalled or else it ignored all the numbers I was entering in to it...) Granted, the non-GUI wrapped interface to Linux routing is a little more complicated than in NT, but it's not that bad.

    8. Re:Here is how to prepare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I bet you are sore because bsd is dying.

      Don't worry. Be happy.

    9. Re:Here is how to prepare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of it matters because *BSD is dying.

  24. Slashdot purification! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Not Found The requested URL /adi/N815.slashdot/B936343;sz=336x280;P_Site=S 656;ord=101755271101755271 was not found on this server.

    Apache/1.3.20 Server at localhost Port 80

    1. Re:Slashdot purification! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did slashdot.org become localhost?

  25. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to fire up PSP and do a screen capture.

    You don't need to fire up PSP to capture a screen.

    Hold down [shift] and [alt] and hit the printscreen button.

    voila. The active window is captured to the clipboard and can be pasted into most decent apps to capture the image. If you are on a bare-metal Windows machine, you can use Wordpad to contain the screen dump as a regular bitmap.

    It's just another example of the 'hidden functionality' built into the Windows GUI. The kind of thing they'll have on a Linux Desktop in a few years, if it happens to scratch somebody's itch. Otherwise, oh well.

  26. My bad... by vrmlguy · · Score: 2

    I don't know why I typed "OpenBSD", I knew it was "FreeBSD", I guess that my fingers were typing ahead of my brain. Sorry if I offended anyone.

    --
    Nothing for 6-digit uids?
  27. Re:This is a Linux Site by Morgahastu · · Score: 1

    nowhere does it say that this site is a linux site. If it had to be labeled anything it should be an opensource site, thats why you get new about linux, bsd, mac os x.

  28. Re:"Oh, Btw Apple Made BSD What it Is Today" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple's Aqua environment on top of BSD is like cement shoes on a ferarri.

    Oh, and btw- RTFM, and get a clue, idiot.

  29. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Synopsis: Slashdot is run by hypocritical fucktards.

    Details: Slashdot is a very reliable source for negative Microsoft news. They believe that by posting only negative Microsoft news, and posting only positive Linux-related news, that people will believe Linux is superior. Unforunately, the intelligent computer user does not rely on Slashdot's week-old link reposts for unbiased information. Slashdot is unable to accept that Linux is not, and will never be, all things to all people. Slashdot is also unable to accept that Microsoft provides a lot of very cool technology.

    The bottom line is that the Cheap Software world is behind the game on a lot of technologies that matter to business. And .NET allows developers to build very powerful solutions around web services much more quickly -- and remember, Slashdot, some of us work in the real world, where time, and not banner ads, equals money -- than with Java and Apache's XML libraries. I've worked extensively with both technologies, and anyone who has also worked with both will agree with me. That's not to say that .NET doesn't have its weaknesses, but if you're an ASP and are prepared to commit to the framework, you have no excuse for not evaluating .NET. The Apache solutions remain viable for Arab terrorists and others who are unable to access Microsoft technology, but for businesses -- real businesses, not Slashdot/VA Linux wannabe stuff -- the investment is worth it.

    Microsoft's release of the framework for FreeBSD is very interesting. I imagine its purpose is to allow the parts of Hotmail that still run on FreeBSD to interact with the .NET-enabled portions of Microsoft's enterprise services divisions. But do not be fooled into thinking that .NET on FreeBSD is a viable business solution; like J#, this technology will shortly disappear. I am curious, however, how .NET on FreeBSD compares to Java on FreeBSD. In terms of performance, .NET on Windows 2000 absolutely decimates Java on any platform -- you should read about how Microsoft reimplemented Sun's "Pet Shop" J2EE demo in .NET and acheived a 7X performace increase. I also wonder if .NET on FreeBSD allows the same access to legacy code that .NET on Windows does -- because that's another benefit of .NET, the ability to leverage existing components without even recompiling them.

    Anyway, Slashdot is just a bunch of losers, and they'll be out on the street giving blowjobs for quarters before the summer. And then, their ignorant viewpoints won't even be a factor.

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  30. senior, by flamenco_spork · · Score: 0
    Me gustan los arboles grandes! Son muy buenos, especialamente en la primavera. Ay, los arboles son una vista muy hermosa.

    --
    I am not on crack, damnit.

  31. Re:Kinda specific no? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    I can hardly wait to know what to do with my kernel dump

    Flush it down the toilet?

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    Do you even lift?

    These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

  32. you, sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    should ph34r m3y3 wr@th!

    sincerely,
    shoeboy

  33. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  34. Re:BEST ASS IN COMPUTER GAMES by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 1, Funny
    Synopsis: Deus Ex has nice asses too.

    Details: I just love the chicks in the blue and white dress. Especially Shannon, who works at UNATCO, and the chick who works near the entrace to the Lucky Money. "I like a man with a lot of zippers." Well unzip my pants for a big surprise, baby. Anyway, I haven't actually masturbated during the game yet, but I've thought about it.

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  35. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Right on. I know plenty of people who've submitted stories about all aspects of Rotor. I've also seen a port commit in FreeBSD to build Rotor. What's more, the FreeBSD port maintainer already patch like 6 critical bugs in Microsoft's code.

    What the hell, Slashdot? Run a damn story already. Just like to the MS page, for crying out loud.

  36. Re:sigh by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0
    Synopsis: full-screen ads are the way of the future.

    Details: I know exactly the ads that you're talking about -- animated full screen motherfuckers that take over the browser window for ten seconds or so. Another type of annoying ad is the "cool" animated Flash object that will show up while you're reading and require you to click to close them. Actually, I hate all Flash ads, because they waste CPU and fuck up the smooth scrolling in my IE web browser.

    But these are the way of the future, and when a formerly "cool" company such as Yahoo! stoops that low, you know that the end of the world is coming. Makes you appreciate Google even more, those Scientologist bastards.

    In other news, I'm highly amused by Slashdot's new "below the story" block ads. Hey, losers, you'll be out on the street taking it up the ass for a dollar by June, no matter how many ads you sell. VA Linux^H^H^H^H^HSoftware is dead, so you should be spending your time trying to find a nonviolent pimp.

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  37. More helpful when running 5-CURRENT... by d_force · · Score: 4, Informative
    Usually, upgrades in the 4.x-RELEASE branch are made when selected improvements have been regression tested in the 5.x-CURRENT branch. Thus, if you're running a 4.x version, chances are you don't need to configure your system to do a full dump; usually there are people who've ran into similar problems and you can search for the fixes via mailing lists/usenet/etc...

    For more info, check out the FreeBSD Release Engineering Page

    Disclaimer:
    Yes, there's a slight chance you might come across some new bug in the 4.x tree; however, it's unlikely.

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    1. Re:More helpful when running 5-CURRENT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right after you I read your post this, my FreeBSD mailserver paniced.

      Don't worry if you're running 4.x, unless x = 4. Then upgrade to 4.5 or downgrade to 4.3. Whatever you do, don't stay with 4.4.

      FreeBSD 4.4; so unstable, you'll think you were running Linux.

    2. Re:More helpful when running 5-CURRENT... by maw · · Score: 1
      Usually, upgrades in the 4.x-RELEASE branch are made when selected improvements have been regression tested in the 5.x-CURRENT branch.

      Uhh... do you know what "regression testing" is? It's definitely not the same thing as verifying that backported features work.

      A good definition is here.

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    3. Re:More helpful when running 5-CURRENT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Netcraft study reveals: *BSD is dying

      Another crippling bombshell shattered the remnants of the beleaguered *BSD community when IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

      You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

      Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

      OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

      Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

      All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

      True Fact: *BSD is dying

  38. Re:Kinda specific no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is funny in more than 2 ways. It deserves a +5

  39. THIS WORKED GREAT by drDugan · · Score: 2

    no ads at all. although on my windows box, I got this really useful error message:

    anotherboguserror.jpg

    after I wrote my new host table and disabled my DNS caching and putting in a static IP. The machine only has one NIC.

    take that back, preview reveals the need to ad ssads.osdn.com for some of those slashdot ads.

    1. Re:THIS WORKED GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I am all for blocking erroneous ad content and obtrusive banners, I think that since I find slashdot to be a valuable resource and, well, FREE, I can tolerate some ad banners and occassionaly click one. Even from OSDN which I think copied their new "ad" format from fuckedcompany.com.

      I just think that since slashdot provides a needed service it is important to support it, putting up with the ads (which are always in the same place and easily ignored) is a small price to PAY.

      Just my 2 cents of course.

  40. Who cares? by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've been running two FreeBSD systems for over seven years each. I've had to do a grand total of *ONE* reboot that I can remember, aside from powering down to swap hardware, update the kernel, or to move the equipment.

    It's a damn stable OS. One of these machines is a dual PII/400, serving 700-1000kbps day in day out, with hundreds of active TCP connections at any given time, starting 15-20 new processes per second. The other machine is for a single, fairly busy web site doing 700kbps traffic.

    FreeBSD is rock solid. I have absolutely no need to plan for a kernel panic.

    1. Re:Who cares? by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 4, Funny
      FreeBSD is rock solid. I have absolutely no need to plan for a kernel panic

      That's the downside of extreme stability...stupid people can get admin jobs, and since the OS doesn't crash, there's no chance for the admin to demonstrate their idiocy and get fired.

    2. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Seven years ago?

      One of these machines is a dual PII/400

      Whatever.

      Was BSD Dying in 1995 as bad as it is now?

    3. Re:Who cares? by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      Seven years ago?

      Yep - since back when Linux was still a play thing. For the first 6 months or so, the servers ran Solaris - big mistake cost-wise.


      One of these machines is a dual PII/400
      Whatever.


      I said "is", not "has been since 1995", you dumbfuck. BTW, you may be astonished to learn that the latest 2GHz machines are total overkill for most web sites serving <5Mbps, which is why I haven't had to upgrade since the PII days. I forgot to mention... BSD is *fast* too.

      Was BSD Dying in 1995 as bad as it is now?

      Clearly, no. Look at the numbers!

      I run linux on my desktop, where I need bleeding edge hardware support and the widest software compatibility. For the servers, FreeBSD has never let me down. You should give it try.

    4. Re:Who cares? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      If you don't run devel kernels, I imagine that Linux, BSD, Solaris, and just about any decent UNIX knockoff is pretty stable.

    5. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Details: Yes, FreeBSD is an excellent solution >for people who can't afford modern hardware.

      You mean Microsoft ?
      Since they use FreeBSD still.

    6. Re:Who cares? by tftp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Today the faulty or poorly supported hardware is much more likely reason for a crash. I have quite a few K6-2 and K6-3 boxes around, and they die like flies, after 1 or 2 years of continuous use; most often the motherboard fails. I had a Linux box that crashed once in 2 weeks; I moved the HDDs into another computer, moved most of cards and it now averages 150 days of uptime, interrupted only by power outages (no UPS there). Another K6-3 box sometimes fails in BIOS, during memory test in POST routine! I gave up on this one; it is not worth of my time. Needless to say, this box had all sorts of weird crashes in all OSes that I ran on it; NetBSD didn't even boot from the boot floppy, mumbling something about "garbage IDE DMA" :-)

    7. Re:Who cares? by JordanH · · Score: 1
      I've administrated numerous systems running OpenVMS. For the record, OpenVMS is extremely stable, with reported uptimes commonly counted in years. There was a system somewhere with an uptime of like 17 years or somesuch.

      Anyway... We've found that when there are multiple admins, one of the dangers is that someone will edit a system startup file to start up something new that they've started manually. Often, the change they'll make has a mistake. This will cause confusion and problems surrounding the next reboot (typically for OS upgrade, HW change, HW failure, moving machines around).

      We've actually taken to reboots every 6 months or so when people who might change startup files are around so that we can catch these kinds of problems.

      Of course, the high availability systems are all clustered such that the customers don't really see one machine with problems anyway...

      I've often thought that a monitor that reports startup file changes would be a good idea. Never got around to writing it though.

    8. Re:Who cares? by archen · · Score: 1

      like MSCEs (not all, but more than enough) who just hit the reboot button? Lets face it, there are more than enough idiots who are employed AND demonstrate their idiocy on a regular basis but still manage to stay employed. Well idiots need jobs too, and you can't fit them ALL in the military...

    9. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Synopsis: you sucks

      Details: Microsoft tried to move hotmail out of freebsd and miserably failed, despite throwing a huge amount of money in the operation.

      You should sue your parents.

    10. Re:Who cares? by Jester99 · · Score: 1

      I have absolutely no need to plan for a kernel panic

      Such famous last words.

    11. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We can all agree that *BSD is a failure. But why now? Why did *BSD fail? Once you get past the fact that *BSD is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. *BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know *BSD keeps losing market share but why? Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players? Or is it larger than their troubled personalities?

      The record is clear on one thing: no operating system has ever come back from the grave. Efforts to resuscitate *BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. As the situation grows more desperate for the adherents of this doomed OS, the sorrow takes hold. An unremitting gloom hangs like a death shroud over a once hopeful *BSD community. The hope is gone; a mournful nostalgia has settled in. Now is the end time for *BSD.

    12. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > FreeBSD is rock solid. I have absolutely no need to plan for a kernel panic.

      ..right up to the time you have a hardware failure, and want to be able to diagnose it quickly.

    13. Re:Who cares? by Puppet+Master · · Score: 1
      Same here... I've been running 4 FreeBSD OS systems for the past 6 years. Works like a charm, however, I did have a system crash.

      I use Lone-Tar for FreeBSD as my backup solution. I simply did a quick re-install (took about 20 minutes with all defaults), then re-installed Lone-Tar and then restored my latest master. I was up and running again in 2 hours flat.

      I'm now working with Cactus to create a disaster recovery (much like AirBag for SCO and Rescue Ranger for Linux) for FreeBSD.

      --
      The day Microsoft creates a product that doesn't suck, it will be known as the Microsoft Vaccuum Cleaner!
    14. Re:Who cares? by MarcoJROM · · Score: 1

      I've been running two FreeBSD systems for over seven years each. I've had to do a grand total of *ONE* reboot that I can remember, aside from powering down to swap hardware, update the kernel, or to move the equipment. It's a damn stable OS. ...FreeBSD is rock solid. I have absolutely no need to plan for a kernel panic.

      who the hell gave this a 5 karma?
      ok, running a couple machines for seven years or even 100 years with one reboot says NOTHING about freebsd's kernel capability or strength.
      If you really want to give us some bragging material for freebsd and how kernel panic issues are unimportant, mention how much time your system(s) spend in kernel mode. Mention what hardware your kernel has to deal with. Are you using modules? What kind of filesystems are you using? Out of your "15-20 processes per second", do any of those process require a lot of paging? How much? How long do these processes last? Can your machine handle 65535 processes?

      you people make me sick the way you say your [insert OS here] is soooooooooooo stable, yet give no facts to back it up, just ONE or TWO cases out of the thousands of systems out there running the same OS (and kernel) in thousands of different environments. How do we know your OSs arent in a clean lab? We don't. How do we know the system will hold up in another totally different environment ? we don't. But we'll take your word for it since you have a couple fast computers on a fast DSL connection, running maybe a couple daemons, and because you have a 5 karma. Man, you don't realize how good you have it. You're situation is 100x easier to handle than the environments in all the fortune 500 corps. Anyway, I'm ranting, but trust me, EVERY *NIX is susceptible to kernel panics.

      Obviously you don't subscribe to freebsd-bugs@freebsd.org or you would have seen several kernel panic bugs mentioned during the past seven years.

      --
      "It was penguin lust...at its worst." --someone
  41. *BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    Netcraft has confirmed: *BSD is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit th beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking extremely bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    *BSD is dying

  42. Re:Kinda specific no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would that be a kernel dump or a dump with kernels?

  43. ...slow news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eh?

    unless you're some limey scumbag; of course.

  44. You bet it is ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to install *BSD on a computer, you sure are preparing for the worst.
    Install base getting closer to 0% every day, support for new hardware as good as crap, forget it, I'll stay with Linux.
    You gays can wank off on *BSD if you like, but do it at home.

  45. Re:This is a Linux Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess the icon of the story is wrong, it should be the "funny, laugh" one. It's indeed laughable to have the two words "secure" and "*BSD" in the same sentence. LOL!

  46. Obvious? by yerricde · · Score: 2

    Oh, of course - the ksymoops! Man, I loved how *nix makes their commands so obvious.

    Let me take it apart: ksymoops = "kernel symbolic oops". In general, if something starts with a 'k' on Linux, it's either inside the kernel or some part of KDE.

    For another thing, how is it obvious that a "chair" is something you sit on while in front of a desk, other than the fact that you've been using the word since you were two? As you learn Linux debugging, you pick up its special vocabulary.

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
  47. Explanation of the double-ram swap rule by SpaFF · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "To prepare for a kernel panic, you need the system source code installed. You need one (or more) swap partition that is at least one MB larger than your physical memory and preferably twice as large as your RAM. If you have 512MB of RAM, for example, you need a swap partition that is 513MB or larger, with 1024MB being preferable."


    I've never been able to get a straight answer as to why the swap rule of thumb is double the ram. I guess that explains it, although since Linux puts the backtrace to the console and syslog maybe there is another reason as well...

    --
    -----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.12 GIT d? s: a-- C++++ UL++++ P++ L+++ E- W++ N o-- K- w--- O- M+ V PS+ P
    1. Re:Explanation of the double-ram swap rule by sporty · · Score: 2

      I'm guessing here, but I think its so that if all your ram is idle, it gets swapped out. Chances are it won't be, but just in case, you know?

      --

      -
      ping -f 255.255.255.255 # if only

    2. Re:Explanation of the double-ram swap rule by nsayer · · Score: 2, Informative

      A very long time ago (Think: SunOS 4.x), you had to have more swap than RAM because the amount of virtual memory you had was EQUAL to the amount of swapspace you had. That is, every page of RAM had to be backed by a page of swap, or else it wouldn't end up being useful (I'm oversimplifying a bit).

      Now, in order for FreeBSD to be willing to save a core image, you have to have a swap partition with more space than you have in RAM, otherwise savecore will refuse to set things up. But for FreeBSD, the amount of virtual memory you have is equal to the amount of RAM you have PLUS the amount of swap space you've got set up (again, there is some RAM that gets used to hold the kernel image, so this is a bit of a simplification). Given that, it is perfectly ok to run a machine without any swap at all, provided you have a sufficient amount of memory to do everything you want to do. But having swap is good because it gives you some cushion, plus if you want to save cores from panics, you must, as I said, configure a swap partition with at least as much space as you have RAM.

  48. Nice, but it's probably a hardware problem by ronys · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article is informative and clearly written, but crashdumps are more useful for determining kernel software problems than hardware ones.

    If the system is a stable release, and has been running without crashes for about a year, I'd start by running diagnonstics on the hardware - specifically, memory and disk - before trying to debug the kernel.

    --
    Ubi dubium ibi libertas: Where there is doubt, there is freedom.
    1. Re:Nice, but it's probably a hardware problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main thing to remember is that BSD is dying.

  49. La grande r�gion de Ste-Agathe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    La grande région de Ste-Agathe est composée de plusieurs municipalités: Ste-Agathe-des-Monts, Ste-Agathe-Nord, St-Adolphe d'Howard, Ivry-sur-le-Lac; on peut même considérer les municipalités de Lantier et de Ste-Lucie comme faisant partie de cette grande région.

    Le coeur de cette région se compose de 2 municipalités bien imbriquées l'une dans l'autre: Ste-Agathe-des-Monts et Ste-Agathe-Sud. Si bien bien imbriquées ensemble qu'elles ont fusionnées. Mais pour les gens de l'extérieur, ces divisions administratives ont peu d'importance: on vient passer ses vacances à Ste-Agathe!

    Cette région est bien garnie en infrastructures de tourisme et Ste-Agathe peut se vanter d'avoir accueilli des générations de villégiateurs et de touristes. Quels que soient vos besoins, Ste-Agathe peut se vanter de pouvoir les combler sur place. L'hôtellerie et la restauration y tiennent une place de choix.

    Le train ne passe plus à Ste-Agathe? Qu'importe! On rénove la gare et on transforme le chemin de fer en piste cyclable, un concept unique en Amérique du Nord. Fruit d'une concertation de la région touristique des Laurentides le parc linéaire "Le p'tit Train du Nord" traverse des dizaines de villages tout au long de ses 200 kilomètres. Vous pouvez l'utiliser le plus facilement du monde à partir de Ste-Agathe, au site de l'ancienne gare, par les différents moyens adaptés aux saisons: motoneige, ski de randonnée, cyclisme et randonnée pédestre. Ce parc est probablement l'une des plus belles réalisations touristiques des Laurentides.

    Dans cette grande région, les sports et les activités d'hiver n'ont rien à envier à celles de l'été. L'hiver en Nord, grande fête de l'hiver à Ste-Agathe, permet de bien apprécier les splendeurs de l'hiver. L'été apporte également son lot d'activités: plage, natation, motomarine, bateau, voile, cyclisme, randonnée pédestre, et encore plus...

    Quel que soit votre séjour dans la grande région de Ste-Agathe, nous pouvons vous assurer que vous en partirez enchanté. Et que vous y reviendrez!

  50. Preparing for the worst? by sulli · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For example, if it's dying?

    --

    sulli
    RTFJ.
    1. Re:Preparing for the worst? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks for the synopsis, cocksucker

    2. Re:Preparing for the worst? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your operating system crashes, it is obviously dying.

  51. DEAR MODERATORS (WHO ARE FUCKING IDIOTS): by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do NOT mod up people who have been blatantly trolled. This is simple common sense. The person who was trolled is a jackass for losing, but the person[s] who modded his post up is a COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT.

  52. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by kraf · · Score: 3, Informative

    As usual, an ignorant post get moderated up, sigh.
    Here is your .NET article.
    It was correctly posted only to a section, since I don't think the average slashdotter will start compiling it, let alone show interest in it.

  53. Re:Kinda specific no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    im not sure about you, but i just shit out bits of corn, not the whole kernel. you should see a doctor.

  54. The Nature of BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    That's true. A brief, objective summary of *BSD, for those people that have never used it, like some of the Linux folks on Slashdot.

    Fact: BSD has no hardware support. You may have heard people griping about this on USENET or IRC -- it's absolutely true. BSD actually has no hardware support whatsoever, and its users are forced to run the entire OS in a VM. VMs, as we have all learned from Java, are incredibly slow.

    Fact: BSD programmers are Satanists. FreeBSD's *official mascot*, something that users are intended to admire, is a *demon*!

    Fact: BSD is Microsoft's whore. Why else would MS favor it with official .NET support, and yet leave Linux out in the cold?

    Fact: BSD is slow and obsolete. NetBSD is slow. OpenBSD is nearly ancient.

    Fact: BSD's keyboard sucks. Some of you have heard things like "Sun's keyboards suck". Well, SunOS has *nothing* on BSD. As a matter of fact, you've probably never even seen a BSD keyboard, because even BSD users can't stand them and hide them away in closets.

    Fact: BSD is a rip-off of the MacOS. You may remember that Microsoft ripped the MacOS's UI. Yet even Microsoft won't descend to the depths that BSD has: not only did the BSD guys copy extensive portions of MacOS X, they *ripped code right from MacOS X!* And they're incredibly brazen about it, as well...you can hear them "boasting" that MacOS X and BSD share code all the time.

    Fact: BSD is highly insecure. Perhaps everyone's heard of the Land and Bonk attacks -- the only reason that these worked was because many operating systems inexplicably used the bug-ridden BSD networking stack...and sure enough, when someone bothered to pop the top, everyone had systems all over vulnerable to all the bugs one could find. Plus, who *hasn't* heard of the OpenSSH exploits that have been trumpeted all over Slashdot? OpenSSH is from the *same people* that make OpenBSD. Why they keep trying to eliminate the mature and secure telnet is beyond me.

    Fact: BSD loses your data. If you read the article, you know that BSD can randomly overwrite and break kernel core dumps, especially if you don't have a lot of swap.

    Fact: BSD developers are all hippies. BSD LSD, and both came from Berkely.

    Fact: BSD developers can't spell. Take a look at a bunch of utilities on a BSD system sometime...lots of them have a random lowercase "g" prefix.

    1. Re:The Nature of BSD by BSDGeek · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to even start about your "no hardware support" comment. Why would MS favor it with .NET support? Because they use FreeBSD. It runs Hotmail.
      Fact: BSD is slow and obsolete. NetBSD is slow. OpenBSD is nearly ancient.
      BSD is not slow, it is extremely fast and is not obsolete nor obsolescent.
      Fact: BSD is a rip-off of the MacOS.
      BSD is not a rip-off of MacOS. It is, in fact, the other way around. MacOS uses BSD code, not BSD using MacOS code.
      Fact: BSD is highly insecure.
      You do not know what you are talking about if you say that.

  55. I love Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else notice how the poster of this comment appears to have inserted _no_ irony or sarcasm whatsoever into their post? In other words, the poster was being serious? And yet the comment is modded as "Funny". I love slashdot; any community that can laugh at a windows user who takes themself seriously is a place I can feel at home ;-)

    1. Re:I love Slashdot by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Intended to be funny? No, this post was actually intended to be pretty serious, with a touch of sarcasm. Naturally, because I said Windows, it got the instant -1 Flamebait in it, and people decied to mark it -3 Overrated, so its back to the usual +1. Anyway, yeah, I use Windows. I'm more of a gamer than anything, and I don't want to have to worry about whether or not the next game I buy can run on Linux. Maybe my Windows 98SE machine crashes daily, but a reboot is a small price to pay for virtual freedom in choosing software packages and little to no hassle installing them.

      --
      Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
  56. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, I'll bite. What "cool technologies" does MS provide?

    ".NET allows developers to build very powerful solutions around web services much more quickly". So what about perl and java? What are they?

    7x performance? Bullshit. Yes, Java isn't fast, but the limiting factor with modern, good VMs (like IBM's) is *not* the CPU but the fact that it eats RAM like there's no tomorrow. Java generally runs more than 1/7 the speed of a compiled C program. You are not going to convince me that MS's newcomer C# compilers run 7 times faster than Java, which would be faster than C benchmarks.

  57. Re:sigh by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The thing is that Linux was designed to be flexible. You want this kind of functionality?

    echo "\"xwd -out screenshot\"\n shift + alt + printscreen" -e >> ~/.xbindkeys

    And voila, you have the same functionality.

    Of course, most Linux distros don't turn on all the bells and whistles by default...you get to find 'em.

  58. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you are close to something, you sometimes overlook reality. No offense intended, but in your mind you seem to have greatly exagerated the importance of FreeBSD. Outside of the rather insular BSD community, most people, including most computer users, have no idea or even interest in FreeBSD. Most people struggle along with their Windows and Video Professor tutorials. So don't take it as a snub if the rest of the world is not interested in your hobby. It's not meant as a snub; it merely happnens to be the way that the cookie crumbles. A website that specializes in FreeBSD might be a better place to find the information you enjoy.

  59. bsd history by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 2, Informative
    Synopsis: you're a moron.

    Details: "BSD" has existed for almost twenty years. Today's BSD software -- BSDi, FreeBSD, NetBSD, OpenBSD, and Mac OS X -- are derived from 4.4BSD-lite, the last public release from Berkeley CSRG. What is CSRG, you ask? Well, UNIX was originally developed at Bell Labs (AT&T), and AT&T released the source (sound familiar?) to academic and research institutions in the late seventies/early eighties. These groups did a lot to improve UNIX, but none did more than the Computer Systems Research Group ar Berkeley. They created the primary non-AT&T variant of UNIX, called BSD (Berkeley System Distribution). BSD played a huge part in the early years of the Web -- DARPA, the government agency whose ARPAnet was the precursor of the WWW, contracted CSRG to add TCP/IP support to BSD. BSD was the first OS to have integrated TCP/IP, actually -- it was the original Internet platform. BSD had a good number of other innovations as well, and the CSRG freaks added many loved/hated things to UNIX culture (such as Bill Joy's C shell and vi), but none is as significant IMNSHO as TCP/IP.

    The CSRG was winding down in the late eighties, after DARPA funding dried up. They were going to call it quits, and decided to release the BSD source to the public. Well, there was still some AT&T code in there, so AT&T had a hissy fit and sued. Bottom line: CSRG removed the AT&T code., and "4.4BSD-lite" was released in 1994 IIRC, and it was that same year (IIRC) that Free- and NetBSD started becoming popular. This is 2002, so it is very possible that the poster has been using FreeBSD for eight years, and if he's referring to BSD as an OS family, it's quite obvious that he could have been using it for eight years.

    Just because you're a clueless newbie doesn't mean that everyone else is!

    Continuing my history of BSD... OpenBSD is a fork of NetBSD, created when Theo the Rat^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hde Raadt became enraged when fellow NetBSD developers would not give him the title of "Grand NetBSD Master of the World" and allow him to appear naked on the cover of NetBSD CDs. OpenBSD claims to be ultra-secure because Theo has personally read every line of code, but in truth it's really sort of amateurish and its "amazing" history of few exploits is due to the fact that its userbase is like five people, including Theo's dead mother and his dog Farmer, whom he has hot dog sex with.

    BSDi, a company whose board included several original CSRG members, produced a 4.4BSD-based OS called BSD/OS (creative, eh?). This OS was used by many ISPs and webhosts, but the company is gone now. BSDi had bought Walnut Creek, FreeBSD's primary supporter and distributor, last year, but BSDi is now owned by Wind River, a small loser company that doesn't seem to know what the fuck to do with BSD/OS. (They don't even put their prices on the website. I emailed and asked. I was returned a Word document with a price list. A Word document! I mean, sure I use NT as my primary workstation platform, but they're not going to sell anything to the BSD nazis by writing a price list in MS Word!) I'm honestly not sure what the status or future of FreeBSD is at this point, but going to FreeBSDMall.com and buying some daemon crap certainly won't hurt.

    SunOS, the kernel of what is today called "Solaris," was once BSD. Many choose to exclude this from their histories, but you cannot change the fact that SunOS was once the most popular BSD OS. (You do know that famed BSD hacker and possibly homosexual Bill Joy is Sun's Chief Scientist, right?) In a controversial move, Sun moved to a Sys V kernel in the late eighties, to help show solidarity with AT&T's goals of standardizing the many UNIX variants. AT&T soon stopped caring, and ownership of UNIX moved from Bell to Novell and then to SCO (just about bankrupt, eh?).

    Today, UNIX branding is controlled by the Open Group, the official publisher of the UNIX specs and certifier of UNIX operating systems. It's because GNU/Linux doesn't pass the OG's tests that it cannot be called real UNIX. Real UNIX operating systems include Solaris, AIX, HP-UX, IRIX, Tru64/Digital, and UnixWare. Notice anything missing? That's right, BSD is not a real UNIX! UNIX specifies a SysV system, and since BSD-lite doesn't include any original AT&T code, no modern BSD has any ties to real UNIX. Nevertheless, this is a very hazy area from a legal standpoint, so the OG seems to have no problem in letting BSD users call their systems "UNIX." (Note the absence of any trademark/copyright marks.)

    But back to BSD! The only other BSD system worth mentioning is Mac OS X. Mac OS X is really sort of a bastard, having a lot of fucked up Apple and Mach shit mixed in with its FreeBSD roots. System-level development is different than normal BSD system development. However, because it's similar from a userland perspective, you can call it Unix, I guess. If Apple is to be believed, Mac OS X has made "Unix" a major player in the desktop market. (And if you want to really think about that, and all of the Microsoft software that runs natively on OS X, it will weird you out!)

    Today, *BSD truly is dying. I'm sorry, but it is. The market is fueled by business users' money, and business users often require specific applications, applications which only NT, UNIX, and GNU/Linux can provide. BSD will remain a nice platform to run Apache, but you're not going to see FreeBSD be a targey platform for many business projects. (Note: Sony Japan runs their website on FreeBSD, but that case can be safely ignored because they're crazy Japanese and can be counted on to rice-up even the best of computer systems.) FreeBSD developes have noticed this, and most have chosen to spend their time working on GNU/Linux -- which, while equally lame, at least looks better on a resume than BSD. (PHB: "FreeBSD? What's that? Oh, you've used Linux too! I read about that last year in PHB Monthly, the PHB's guide to buzzwords and trends!")

    I hope that this post has been Interesting and Informative (hint, hint).

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    1. Re:bsd history by Heinrich · · Score: 1
      OpenBSD claims to be ultra-secure because Theo has personally read every line of code, but in truth it's really sort of amateurish and its "amazing" history of few exploits is due to the fact that its userbase is like five people, including Theo's dead mother and his dog Farmer, whom he has hot dog sex with.

      Remove one of them. Apparently, Dan Bernstein switches from OpenBSD to FreeBSD. He observed, as can be seen on his cr.yp.to mainpage, a large number of OpenBSD crashes including following:

      2002.02.26 ~17:30 GMT through ~19:30 GMT: OpenBSD network stack crash. The load was not heavy (about 20 web downloads per second from slashdot, plus a few mail deliveries per second) and presumably would have been handled without trouble by the FreeBSD network stack.

      Looks like as if OpenBSD was /.-ed.

    2. Re:bsd history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. Most of your posts are just irritating as fuck, but that was great.

    3. Re:bsd history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if your post was an April Fool joke but for sure Freebsd was around in 1997, which is a least 5 years ago.

  60. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0
    Oops, sorry: I meant 28 times faster . Ouch, loser!

    And regarding your comment re: Perl and Java, it's obvious that you've never practiced what you preach. I've done web services in Perl, Java, and C++, using both Apache's and Microsoft's XML libraries and models. And .NET blows them all away. You sound like some sort of "armchair developer," like Malda.

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  61. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0

    Let me follow up my victorious post by mentioning that the performance gain is due to much more than CPU utilization. You obviously have no idea about the factors involved in building a multitier web application. But, you're an amateur, so you can be forgiven. You can go on thinking that a Linux box with Perl is just as good, since you'll never have any impact on the industry. Terrorist scum.

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  62. Re:sigh by Synopsis+Troll · · Score: 0

    I'm going to be serious for a moment. You're exactly the kind of moron who makes me afraid to mention that yes, I have a GNU/Linux box, in public. You aren't helping anything, or anyone. You aren't cool. I know you because I used to be you. Grow up. Please. I hope that once Slashdot shuts down that people like you give up.

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  63. Ummm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    FreeBSD-3.5 hemsut 7:07AM up 822 days, 06:32, 2 users, load averages: 1.17, 1.15, 1.10

    What are you people complaining about?

    1. Re:Ummm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even once you get past the fact the *BSD is fragmented between a myriad of incompatible kernels, there is the historical record of failure and of failed operating systems. *BSD experienced moderate success about 15 years ago in academic circles. Since then it has been in steady decline. We all know *BSD keeps losing market share but why? Is it the problematic personalities of many of the key players? Or s it larger than their personalities?

      The record is clear on one thing: no operating system has ever come back from the grav. Efforts to resuscitate *BSD are one step away from spiritualists wishing to communicate with the dead. The funeral bell is tolling for *BSD. Bow your head. The parade's gone by - *BSD is dying.

  64. you are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the post is intended to be funny.

  65. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But why was that story posted to a section, when this story -- which is merely a link repost to a "FreeBSD for newbies" article -- make the front page? .NET for FreeBSD is news. It's something that is surprising and relevant to anyone who works on multiple platforms. I'm just saying that -- ignoring the fact that most Slashdot front page story selection seems random at best -- it's suspicious that the story didn't make the front page. Mainstream software support for FreeBSD really is a rare thing; it's not like this is GNU/Linux, which supports Oracle, DB2, et cetera. And I believe this is the first time that Microsoft has publically released any of its FreeBSD software. It's news for nerds, stuff that matters. And it didn't make the front page because Gay Nik is afraid to mention Windows, and the Slashdork luser krew would never post an article that show Microsoft in anything but an overly negative light.

    The fact that the story didn't make the front page is more incriminating than not posting it at all. Of course, this is their site, they can post whatever the fuck they want to, but they shouldn't pretend to be either unbiased or journalistic in any sense. Even your average leftist US or European mainstream news site is less obviously biased than Slashdot, and both Slashdot's not-so-clever agenda and lack of intelligence show on every article that makes the front page. It isn't very hard to read between the lines on Slashdot.

    -- Synopsis Troll, banned for spreading the truth and fighting the evil that is Slashdot

  66. Re:Hardware prob -- memcheck86 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put a Redhat install disk in the floppy drive, the damn freebsd thing just panic and died.

    =)

  67. 10,000 of non-commercial research code is NOT NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please mod the Microsoft Employee troll down a few notches.

  68. Re:Stupid by someonehasmyname · · Score: 0

    No, you can boot fucking retard. A core dump is similar to a blue screen of death in windos. what do you do with windows? reboot. He's just explaining how you can dump your memory to disk, and send the results to the FreeBSD developers so that they can diagnose the error and fix it.

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  69. Meta Moderators! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This got a underrated +1 rating.

    Wow. Love to see the justification beyond "I'm a clueless prick"

  70. Re:"Oh, Btw Apple Made BSD What it Is Today" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows XP is even easier.

    Microsoft knows usability.

  71. *BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It is now official: *BSD is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    Fact: *BSD is dead

  72. *BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    *BSD is dying

    It is now official - *BSD is dying

    A crippling bombshell shattered the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

    *SD is dying

  73. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can dump a NT kernel crash, but sending it to Microsoft for analysis costs money. Lots of money.

  74. its freebsd... by r00tarded · · Score: 1

    ...it doesnt panic. in camly states that there is some trouble, then it fixes it and makes your system run 10% faster to apologize.

  75. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by PhotoGuy · · Score: 2

    So MS releases some source (seeing their .NET in serious jeopardy), which could in theory be compiled on different platforms. If someone went through the herculean porting effort, do you think MS would actually let you *run* anything or *distribute* anything, without some serious licensing fees? Don't fool yourself.

    -me

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  76. Is your labor worthless? Worth less than hardware? by gelfling · · Score: 2

    Because if it is then by all means spend time doing this. Else, just spend some money on better hardware - probably memory. The cost of that hardware is probably far less then the cost of your labor.

    If you need to build an insto-recovery system for a network of identical machines, that is something different. By all means create an ability to rapid rebuild a blown system and recover the last incremental backup. But otherwise don't try to make a hardware problem into a software solution.

  77. also it's dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In case you've been living in a cave somewhere: FreeBSD is dead.

  78. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as I'm best able to determine, there is quite a bit of truth to the phrase FreeBSD is dying. Didn't it go out of business about a year ago? I think so.

  79. Re:*BSD is dying by BSDGeek · · Score: 1

    Fact: *BSD is dead
    Oh? *BSD is dead? Well, didn't you say that it was dying not dead? If you're going to be a troll, at least be a consistent one!

  80. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by xenyz · · Score: 1

    As of Saturday 30 March the cli is in the ports tree at lang/cli

    -xenyz

  81. Bzzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  82. Re:This is a Linux Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Everything you need to know about BSD:
    BSD is dying
  83. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jake and the Fat Man.

  84. Re:*BSD is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He goes to a lot of trouble to make a very simple point:
    *BSD is dying
  85. Re:Good question: Why *haven't* they mentioned Rot by jo42 · · Score: 1
    > Now Microsoft actually releases 1.9 million lines of source code spread among almost 10,000 files that people can compile to get .NET up and running on their FreeBSD boxes, and Slashdot suddenly clams up about it?

    Because it was release for FreeBSD and not Linux. Most of the Linux faithful are over in the corner sulking that it wasn't release for their beloved distro/kernel of the week/self congratulatory club. :-p