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Do Felines Have Instrument Preferences?
MrNally asks: "Last night I was trying out my new harmonica when my cats started to freak. A quick check of google (isn't the internet wonderful - la la) reveals that, as a rule, cats hate the harmonica.
Here's a small company that has used this to 'cat proof' your computer, playing harmonica sounds whenever the keyboard is used in
cat-like ways.
Does anyone know anything about feline physiology? Any ideas why my cats hate my Bob Dylan renditions when played on the harmonica, but don't seem to mind it on the guitar? And then there's the point that someone has turned this into a computer solution which suggests that there's a bandwidth limitation to their hatred (that is, their hatred is still true even after a low pass filter). Most importantly, is there any similar system that could be created for certain humans? ;-)" So remember, folks, if you don't want any household catastrophes, leave the harmonica renditions of your favorite songs to a feline-claw-free environment. Come to think of it, are there any particular instruments cats like?
I know a pussy that loves flutes.
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...like many of the amatuer harmonica players I was forced to listen to in college, no wonder cats hate it! I think, as a general rule, any intrument that will assault the ears unless played perfectly will be disliked by cats.
"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
My cat plays the skin flute. Organ too. Gotta do something about those fangs though.
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I always thought that cats hated the violin most... what with the cat gut strings and all.
"Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." -- Homer Simpson
I suspect it has something to do with the higher partials, the cat hearing range goes pretty high - some say 100 KHz, although not linearily. I have noticed that my CD player does not disturb them, but when I play my harpsichord, or the recorders (especially smaller ones), the cats tend to leave the room.
In Murphy We Turst
...anything cats do. Once knew a cat that would only sit on your lap if you whistled classical music at her. Hey, the mystery is part of the fun. Just put your keyboard away when you're not using it.
I have found a simple game that you can play with your cat that will teach them to stay away from your keyboard. It's called wall kitty. Basically, when ever you find your cat stepping or about to step on the keys, you pick it up and fling it against a wall. The cat soon learns to avoid the keyboard altogether.
The neighbor's cats don't like it when I play Laser Tag with them and my shotgun. Shuts 'em up real quick when they howl all night. If the owners would get them fixed I might not feel the instinctive need to reach for my gun.
That certainly gets cats away from your keyboard- they get away from home altogether and never come back.
-WolfWithoutAClause
"Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"I've got three cats. My wife plays piano, and works with various other instrumentalists and singers. What we've observed so far:
Cat #1:
Seems to hate pretty much everything. All you have to do is reach for the piano keys and he leaves the room. It might be that he just hates piano.
Cat #2:
She doesn't like piano much, but she *loves* sopranos. When a soprano starts singing, she's been known to run right over and flop at her feet. It's interesting that she doesn't seem to be as fond of countertenors.
Cat #3:
She's pretty antisocial in general, so it's remarkable if she's around when there's anyone in the room who doesn't also live in the house. She doesn't seem to care much one way or another about piano, unless it's one of the young piano students playing. She has a knack of picking the ones who are terrified of cats. She tends to like sopranos too, although she'll usually leave them alone while they're singing.
So far, none of them seem very interested in cellos, violas, violins or tenors, although there's been less opportunities to observe, so it's hard to say whether it's indifference or dislike.
Dunno if this was an April Fools' post, but it's actually a valid question to me!
-Cutt
I have a Motorola Minitor from my local Volunteer department, and my cat flips out every time anyone talks on the pager or whenever the tones go off.
I play with my cat by whistling at the highest note I can and she bites me. She stops the instant I stop, and just licks me till I start again. Pretty funny trick when you see it. She is smart too, she knows just where to bite me. Back of the knees, between the toes, on the arm just behind the armpit. All the most tender spots.
She does the same thing when I play with the ring tones on my cell phone.
-Peter
My eldest cat adores the sound/feel of the Irish Uillean pipes. Whenever i'm playing irish folk music on the stereo, she goes to sleep on the speakers to the vibrations...
"But remember, most lynch mobs aren't this nice." (H.Simpson)
-- Joe
really, cat hates mobile phone music. Once I change ringing music of my mobile phone at home and my cat suddenly became hostile to me. When she realized that I were not going to stop playing phone music she bited me really hard.
May be cats don't like bad music, they don't look that hostile listening to hi-fi
For some reason, my cat really dislikes organ music. Who knew.
SD
âoeWho knew something as harmless as willful ignorance could end up having real consequences?â
I have two cats, a Main Coon and a Tabby. Whenever I leave the house I have to put the radio on a "smooth jazz" station or else the twenty pound Main Coon fights with the little Tabby. Once I left an "alternative" station on and they tore stuff up while I was gone. It's the strangest thing, but instrumental "smooth jazz" really calms them down. And yes the opposite is true, stuff like the Chemical Brothers totally freak them out.
;-)
As a side note, I have a friend who has a dog who loves country music and hates anything else. Just one more reason why cats a superior to dogs
and your harmonica would drive women wild. No, not the way you're thinking; wild like a cat on the way to the vet for that once-in-a-lifetime surgery.
I spend about %90 of my waking hours in front of my PC. My kitty has found herself a nice warm spot on top of my monitor. The only time she gets annoying is when it's 3:00am and she wan't me to go to bed. Then she will step off her perch and walk on my k/b mouse, whatever. She's just telling me, "Toqer ROWR it's time for bed you've been here much too long ROWR" I then gently scoop her into my arms and we join the wife and dog for some slumber.
Now, I don't know if it's simply a question of volume, or if they don't like the instrument or my playing, but not only will my cat leave the room in a hurry when I sit down to practice, but a couple that I'm cat-sitting for a friend will, as well.
--blob
All sweeping generalizations suck.
you would be surprised how stupid and stubborn cats really are. I have to use a water pistol, and then the backhand-to-wall kitty.
"I am a warrior, and information is my weapon..."
For those that don't know, the strings on string instruments used to be made mainly from gut. As instruments became louder and more resonant, concert halls got bigger, and most strings have been replaced with steel, which is strung very tight and is very resonant.
However, some people still choose to use gut strings, particuarly those of cat gut. A friend of mine who strings his viola with cat gut strings and I used to joke about taking kitty to the music store, handing him over the counter, ordering some new strings, waiting while kitty was taken to the back room and after a minute or so of trashing, out came the clerk with some beautiful brand new gut strings.
This friend has been known to pet his viola while making an affectionate face and muttering, "kitty!"
Spoon not. Fork, or fork not. There is no spoon.
I knew a cat that absolutely loved the classical guitar. He'd go and lick it like crazy. Then again the guy that the guitar was borrowed from did a lot of pot. We figured pot is like catnip.
--- I used to moderate, then I read the -1 articles and decided having to filter through them was not worth it.
I have been using the more interactive way to keep the cat walking on keyboard when I'm doing something with computer: Laser pointer pointed at the wall would do magic, espeacially when it's pointed towards the corner adjacent to the ceiling where our feline friend can not reach it from.. ;)
I have been using the more interactive way to keep the cat walking on keyboard when I'm doing something with computer:
Laser pointer pointed at the wall would do magic
Sir, you must cease and desist all such activity immediately, as you are infringing on US Patent 0544303. If you send $500 to the patent owner immediately, you will not be liable for court costs or penalties.
*sigh* I wish I was kidding.