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Build Your Own Monorail

jpatokal writes "Building your own roller coaster may be fun, but how about something a little more practical -- like a monorail in your back yard? Kim Petersen designed his from scratch, building the elevated track from wood, scavenging the engine from a motorized walker and handcrafting the train from sheet metal. Total cost: $4000! See the photo tour and the construction history."

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  1. Um, say what? by Slash+Veteran · · Score: 5, Funny
    but how about something a little more practical

    More practical?

    More practical for someone who needs a tram in their backyard? K.

    What would be more practical for the referenced site is a webserver than handle more than 5 hits per hour.

  2. The money might be better spent... by jcsehak · · Score: 5, Funny


    ...fixing the potholes. But if he has a catchy jingle, I'm all for it!

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    1. Re:The money might be better spent... by Loligo · · Score: 5, Funny


      >...fixing the potholes

      Fixing potholes? Bah. That'll never put Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, or Brockway on the map. Sheesh.

      Some people.

      -l
      The kids can call me "Ho-Ju"!

  3. Insurance by Dak+RIT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And how much does having a $4000 monorail in your backyard increase your home owners insurance? :p

  4. Zoning etc? by bagel2ooo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not to certain as I haven't had my own house or type of place where I could build something "in the back." Are there any guidelines/regulations one would have to meet with the city to do this? I mean it seems there could be a lot of safety/security issues with this. I mean there's lots of litigations just over people having a pool in their backyard let alone this. :)

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  5. That guy is pretty brave by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He made raised his track a good tree meters off the ground. If he made it half a m off the ground it would still be a monorail. He must really trust his engineering abilities.

    Of course the guy with a roller coaster was much more brave. His creation would do loops and stuff and looked much less solid.

  6. Re:C'mon people.... by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Seriously, why in the hell would you want this? "

    Rail building materials: $4,000

    Roses to sooth diplomatic relations with your wife: $100

    Being the coolest dad on your block: Priceless

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  7. This is on the wrong site! by laeraun2 · · Score: 3, Funny



    This is more of a shelbyville.org story

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  8. In case of emergency... er... slashdotting... by cscx · · Score: 4, Informative

    Click here!

  9. Tim the Tooooolman TAYLOR!! by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, check it out! It's their next door neighbor Wilson!:

    http://www.monorails.org/webpix%202/nmt10.JPG

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  10. Dont mod me down if it becomes un /. ed by spike+hay · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seems to be /.ed. Here are the google caches:

    main page

    monorail history

    Photo tour

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  11. From the Monorail Simpsons episode... by AnimeFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr. Leonard Nimoy.
    Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.
    [appreciative laughter from the crowd]
    Quimby: And let me say, ``May the Force Be With You!''
    Nimoy: [annoyed] Do you even know who I am?
    Quimby: [indignant] I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

  12. Re:Possums included? by Wag · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I named the big one bitey!" - Homer Simpson

  13. Other railroads nearby by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative
    It's appropriate that this is in Niles. It's the home of the Niles Canyon Railway, a full-scale hobby railroad.

    Also nearby is the Redwood Valley Railroad, which is in slightly larger scale than the monorail and runs half-scale steam trains. Redwood Valley has quite a layout, with a roundhouse, turntable, sidings, bridges, and tunnels.

    Niles was once the Western terminus of the first transcontinental railroad. So there's much railroad history there.

  14. Building a monorail in Seattle... by realyendor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We're working on plans to build an expanded monorail system in Seattle. True, compared to Kim's backyard monorail, it's a little longer (14 miles) and a little pricier ($970M-$1.7B), but it'll haul about 60,000 people per day, and likely turn an operational profit. And it's probably the only transit system in the country created by a citizens' initiative...yes, that's right, no monorail salesman or catchy jingle needed--just a good grassroots campaign! For more info, visit The Elevated Transportation Company. The plan goes to the voters November 2002.

    For info on the campaign (which I'm helping out with--yes, this is a shameless plug), visit Rise Above It All

  15. Ah, Brian Regan. Classic. by jcsehak · · Score: 4, Funny


    [teacher]: Brian, tell me the plural of ox, and use it in a sentence.

    [brian]: Uh, oxen. I saw a herd of oxen.

    [teacher]: Good. Now try "box."

    [brian]: Boxen. I ate two boxen of doughnuts.

    [teacher]: No Brian, it's boxes. Let's try another one. What's the plural of goose?

    [brian]: Geese. I saw a flock of geese.

    [teacher]: Good. Now how about "moose?"

    [brian]: Mee... MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many much moosen! They were in the woodses--woodsen! They were eatinen the foodeninen!

    [teacher]: Brian, you're an imbecile.

    [brian]: Imbecilen!

    (transcribed from memory. probably lots of mistakes)

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  16. I can't believe... by bmooney28 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How can y'all bash the creator of this masterpiece left and right? This is creativity in pure form... a technical wonder... 100 points of "coolness"... one of the most amazing things I have ever seen! I know people who have spent half this much on the game Everquest buying intangible items, yet I doubt such purchases would drum up anywhere near the negative response that spending $4000 on this creation has elicited on Slashdot... Give this guy some credit!

  17. Monorails in modern transit by jpatokal · · Score: 3, Informative
    Monorails don't really have any place in modern transit. They don't really save any space advantage(the limiting factor is the width of the cars, not of the track) and they aren't any more efficient than your everyday lightrail or subway or whatever else you feel like building. In addition, they tend to be less efficient, and also less stable in turns and such.

    The friendly folks at the Monorail Society might disagree with you on that. Monorails are an efficient solution for crowded cities, since they can be built in the air, and as (by definition) the car is wider than the track they use less space than light rail. Their speed and capacity are more than sufficient for most applications, and they cost a lot less than building subways. This is why there has been a bit of a monorail renaissance lately, with cities as diverse as Las Vegas, Chiba, Kuala Lumpur and Okinawa (Naha) building monorail systems.

    Cheers,
    -j.