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ASCI White Detonates The First E-Bomb

totallygeek writes "Redefining the term vaporware, research scientists at Lost Alamos and Lawrence Livermore Labs detonated two computer simulations. ASCI White, the world's fastest supercomputer, ran the simulations of nuclear explosions. Scientists can now study nuclear weapon replacement components without violating the nuclear test ban, in effect since 1992. Each simulation used more than 6.6 million CPU hours, which would take home machines 1000 years to complete. The data for each experiment was equivalent to 35 times the information available in the Library of Congress. ASCI White currently operates at 12 teraflops, but by early next year, Los Alamos expects to operate at 30 teraflops. The seven month research project ended last Friday, and now the system is ready for use, after its sucessful testing."

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  1. Might as well bet this out of the way: by blankmange · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.....

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  2. Someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    set up us the bomb!

  3. it may take 1000 years to simulate on a home comp. by prizzznecious · · Score: 5, Funny

    But who needs a simulation? If you have an Athlon, just jiggle the fan off and watch the thing in real life!

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  4. Great Advances by stevenbee · · Score: 5, Funny

    I must say this ASCII stuff has come a long way since the days of the dial-up BBS.

    : )

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  5. It's a good start, but... by fobbman · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I wonder if they could answer a question for me. Will it really only be cockroaches and Keith Richards that would live through a nuclear war?

    1. Re:It's a good start, but... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Some of the simulation results indicate that, in addition to cockroaches and Keith Richards, the following items will survive thermonuclear war:

      1) an incredible number of AOL CDs. The exact number is to be determined via further testing of ASCI White, once it's reached further performance milestones.

      2) Lawyers and Insurance salespeople. (see also: cockroaches)

      Next up: Damnation Alley scenarios, yeehaw!

  6. Shall we play a game? by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 2, Funny

    This gives me bad flashbacks of "War Games" for some reason. I sure hope ASCI White sucks at tic tac toe.

    Maybe we could talk them into running a Medal of Honor: Allied Assualt? They could bill is as a "stratigic nazi slaying simulation".

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  7. I love marketing text by sahala · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...and capable of solving in one second what a human being with a calculator would need 10 million years to figure out.

    Obviously within a limited problem scope that the machine would be good at. I just wish they were a bit more explicit about this so that non-techies won't tell me how they're worried that machines will be watching them and manipulating them ala-HAL all of a sudden.

    Then again why would a non-techie even browse to that page anyway? Never mind.

  8. Am I the only one... by Rayonic · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who saw the headline and thought that they had finally invented giant EMP-bombs, a-la science fiction?

  9. Where's the Kaboom? by e1en0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.

  10. every web transaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    At a peak computational performance of 12.28 teraflops, or trillions of calculations per second, it could simultaneously process web transactions for every man, woman, and child on the planet in one minute.

    Come on fellow /.'ers let's get this puppy online and see if we have truly met our match or not....

  11. Re:Instead of simulation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rouge nations? What, do you dress them up like whores?

    I you're gonna be a dumbass, learn to spell. Rogue

  12. A Taste of Armageddon... by cqnn · · Score: 5, Funny


    The title of the Star Trek episode where warring
    planets conducted battles completely thru computer
    simulation. This advance takes us closer to that
    future possibilty.

    But, instead of modeling Nuclear detonations, I
    think the interests of warfare could also be served by setting up an ASCI White as a massive
    international UT server, and let national conflicts be settled by a nice game of capture
    the flag.

    Best two out of three?

  13. So what is there next project??? by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I may make a suggestion, I would like to see this beast of a super-computer used to assist the SETI@home project...

    With this thing's horsepower I would expect to have conclusive findings of extra terrestial life within a matter of weeks and be shaking hands with E.T. by the end of summer... :-)

    Also, I must throw in the obligatory comment of "wouldn't you just love a beowulf cluster of these things...".

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  14. Anyone else read that wrong? by pangur · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read the headline as "ASCII white detonated the first E-bomb"

    Wait... ASCII, dumb terminals, email bombs, endless buzzers...it's all coming back to me now.

    Isn't this out of date? Next will be "Mainframe successfully runs up to ten users on terminals"

    Oh, wait, nuclear bombs simulations. Ok. Never mind. Sorry.

  15. Imagine... by deepstephen · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll do the obligatory "imagine a Beowulf cluster of these" joke, shall I?

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  16. Re:sad by cmstremi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would it be less sad if it also played chess?

  17. Re:so when they said the system was "da bomb" by pizen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just wondering....how would this help with cancer research projects?

    They auction off server time to people who want to have the ultimate round of Counter-Strike and then donate the money to cancer research.

  18. In other news... by realgone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Greenpeace immediately responded by running simulations of anti-nuke protests on an old 486 sitting on a card table outside Lawrence Livermore Labs.

  19. 12 teraflops by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 3, Funny

    so what, it still takes 1 min to process a web request simultainiusly for every man, woman and child on earth...its not that great :-)

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  20. Cancer research? by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, fallout causes cancer doesn't it?

  21. Re:So, uh... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yea, I wonder if they have a soundcard in the thing, hooked up to a big-ass speaker system?

  22. Re:sad by 0xB · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Score: -1, Treasonous)

    Seditious. If you're going to get hanged, make sure it's for the correct crime!

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  23. and in 25 years time.. by ZaneMcAuley · · Score: 3, Funny

    The wristwatch you wear will contain many many times more computing power than this :D

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  24. Re:SETI@home by locust · · Score: 4, Funny
    4. help the government explode a virtual nuke?


    Welcome to Iraq. Please download your copy of sadam@home...


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  25. civilization? by s20451 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't fear any counrty that developes it's own nuclear bomb - a cretain amount of civilisation is required in order to achieve such a feat.

    Specifically, you need Nuclear Power and Rocketry, plus you need to build the Manhattan Project. Except the damn Mongols keep put SDI Defense everywhere.

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  26. RE:SETI@home by antitribue · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please, something this important would not be left to selection, Kazaa would just automatically load it for you.

  27. Re:Whoa... by pjt48108 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Makes you wonder what the government has that its /not/ telling us about... heh

    1. the Roswell Saucer
    2. the Aurora project
    3. Jimmy Hoffa
    4. secret moonbase on the far side of Luna
    5. the 2000 Presidential election results

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  28. Re:it may take 1000 years to simulate on a home co by technizmo · · Score: 3, Funny

    When you get bored trying to help us find alien life with SETI@home, why don't you help us get rid of the life already here, with nuclearannihilation@home.

  29. bombs are cool by timecop · · Score: 0, Funny

    huhuhu uhhuhuhuhu uhuhuhu.