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The Periodic Table of Comic Book Elements

Ender, Duke_of_URL brought this Periodic Table of Elements to our attention. Of course adamantium is missing, and chemical X doesn't belong in a table of the elements of the comic book universe, it's mostly a collection of golden age and later comics. Modern comics are sorely underrepresented, unfortunately.

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  1. Damn by jordanb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course adamantiam is missing, and chemical X doesn't belong in a table of the elements of the comic book universe...

    You, Sir, are a geek.

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    1. Re:Damn by tenman · · Score: 2

      even busted witht the clever dept. title... way to go chris... who the hell is chrisd?

      from the he's-looking-au-kid dept.

    2. Re:Damn by skotte · · Score: 2

      you know, as long as everyone is chiming in with things which should be on the list ..

      what about medichlorians? probably spelled way wrong .. but you know .. the things in star wars.

      actually, nah, those are probably akin to neutrinos.

    3. Re:Damn by pomakis · · Score: 2
      what about medichlorians? probably spelled way wrong .. but you know .. the things in star wars.

      actually, nah, those are probably akin to neutrinos.

      No, they're described as "tiny life forms", and are presumably intelligent. Hardly elemental!

    4. Re:Damn by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2
      what about medichlorians? probably spelled way wrong .. but you know .. the things in star wars.

      actually, nah, those are probably akin to neutrinos.

      No, they're described as "tiny life forms", and are presumably intelligent. Hardly elemental!

      I figured it was just that spelling and biology aren't taught in Jedi School, so they never learned how to spell and pronounce "Mitochondria"...

  2. Whoa! Cool. by funkhauser · · Score: 3, Funny
    I walk by that guys office twice a week.

    Slashdot hits home. It's scary.

    1. Re:Whoa! Cool. by Wanker · · Score: 4, Funny

      If he's his own sysadmin, you should walk over there now to hear him cursing while his server gets slashdotted into oblivion.

      Post MP3's if you get 'em. :-)

  3. Thulium? by PopeAlien · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about thulium

    All it says there is GLUG! sorry no comics yet for this element..

    I wonder if I should rush out and make a thulium comic and take my place in history. Hm.

    Probably not.

  4. State of education at Univ of KY by dolphin558 · · Score: 2, Funny

    LOL Instead of doing research on important groundbreaking issues in Chemistry, the Wildcats of KYU are goofin off with comic books while "experimenting" with the chemicals around the lab. LOL

    1. Re:State of education at Univ of KY by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2
      KYU! damn... i actually screwed 4 of they're cheerleaders...

      A choice of two (2) smart-ass replies:

      1) Dazzled them with your spelling, did ya?
      2) What, you mean they weren't able to buy real estate with no money down?

    2. Re:State of education at Univ of KY by sandidge · · Score: 2

      Um... that's UK not KYU.

  5. Already down.... by Linuxthess · · Score: 4, Informative
    But thanks to Google you can at least see a snapshot here

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  6. BOOM! by x136 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like that server needs an injection of dontcrashium... :P

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    1. Re:BOOM! by 56ker · · Score: 2

      Here's a link to the Google cached page.
      The link

  7. Where's mithril? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    Subject says it all.

    1. Re:Where's mithril? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      'ey Red :)

      I'd not consider mitrhil a 'comic' element. IIRC, Tolkien made it for his LotR universe, which is really not a comic-oriented world. :)

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    2. Re:Where's mithril? by Mr+Teddy+Bear · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know what... statements like that make me mad... i mean come on.. i have enough problems telling reality and fantasy apart... now you're telling me I have to determine DIFFERENT KINDS of fantasy? Son-of-a... ACK! Screw this.. i am keepin it real from here on out. :-P

      Oh yeah.. thats a joke... in case you have no sense of humor (or think I don't).

    3. Re:Where's mithril? by armb · · Score: 2

      > I'd not consider mitrhil a 'comic' element. IIRC, Tolkien made it for his LotR universe

      I'm pretty sure D&D later borrowed it from Tolkien, and there are/were D&D based comics.

      But it's fictional, and it may be an alloy. This is about real elements (or at least characters named after and supposedly based on real elements, in the case of e.g. the Metal Men).

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  8. Holy spelling mistakes, batman! by $uperjay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you type that with your nose there, Mr. chrisd?

  9. thank-god for archive.org by AnimeFreak · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://web.archive.org/web/20020124031915/http://w ww.uky.edu/Projects/Chemcomics/

    Enjoy the mirror!

    1. Re:thank-god for archive.org by Wanker · · Score: 2

      There is an embedded space in the above causing problems. Try this link to the archive of Chemcomics instead.

  10. Re:And once again by jcsehak · · Score: 2


    Taco must have his own cerebro.

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  11. Of course *adamantium* isn't listed. by Raptor+CK · · Score: 2

    Not that any spell checker would've caught that so easily, so y'all can slide this time.

    More to the point, adamantium is an alloy. Scientifically speaking, that makes little sense, but who are we to argue with comic book science?

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  12. adamantium by gam · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sorry to geek everyone out, but I believe that 'adamantium' -- was actually a super-strong alloy, not an element. Sort of like steel isn't an element.

    "But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! You're from two different worlds!" -- Oh! I've wasted my life.

  13. What? No Kryptonite?! by Ryu2 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seems like it's a periodic table of REAL elements with references to where they are used in comics... not imaginary elements that exist in comics only.

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  14. Not bad. but... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 3, Informative

    here is a periodic table that IMHO is way cooler :-)

  15. Where Is Explodium? by EXTomar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Explodium: The element that most bad guy armies make their crafts and mecha out of. It is cheap so they can make a million of them for every one good guy unit. The problem is that they have this property to explode in a colorful and violent way(which films incrediably well). The Zion(Gundam) and the Empire(Star Wars) invest heavly in this element and base entire fleets off the stuff.

    1. Re:Where Is Explodium? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2

      For some reason all Evil Overlord and super-villan strongholds seem to made of this stuff. Read the FAQ evil-doers!

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  16. Slashdotium by quantaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    In its native form this element is deposited on computers all over the internet, is largely harmless and considered fairly trivial. However the presence a web site known as "slashdot" causes this element to ionize and it is than attracted to this site. This ion permeates quickly through broad band and rapidly builds up at this site creating a large positive charge. Often small web sites linked to this "slashdot" will serve as an outlet to these ions and they will accumulate on the smaler site until it reaches critical mass. At this point the web site collapses under the weight and the rate at which the ion transfers slows down noticeably, eventually the process is complete the ions will slowly migrate back to "slashdot". Invariably this process will repeat its destructive cycle indefinitely.

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    1. Re:Slashdotium by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

      The evil geniuses of the comic world have struck again. They have heard rumors that a powerful website known as Slashdot exists somewhere in a parallel universe. This Slashdot is able to destroy any lesser website it links too. Summoning their forces and arcane arts, the villains have utilized this strange Slashdot phenomenon to destroy the periodic table itself. Will our heroes prevail against the villains before the very stuff of matter disappears into a 404 error? Stay tuned for Issue #437.

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  17. Re:adamantium by Alexius · · Score: 2

    Does anyone else think of "Adam Ant" everytime they see this? I picture a nearly indestructable singer telling the bad guys what a goodie two shoes he is.

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  18. from the he's-looking-au-kid dept. by Alexius · · Score: 2

    I realized I, and my friends, were geeks when I heard chemistry jokes outside of school. Not just randomly, but at a party i'd held.

    Incidently, they were:

    A,U, Gimmie back my gold!
    C-U later, copper.

    (I know, and they're funnier when you've had a few beers.)

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    1. Re:from the he's-looking-au-kid dept. by Alexius · · Score: 2

      Ah. So that's where my friend got it. I've never had the slightest temptation to watch that show, so I'd have never know. Thanks.

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  19. The obvious concern: 'Si' by Nathdot · · Score: 5, Funny

    The comic listing for silicon should be:

    * Every comic book drawn by a man that has a female character(s)

    If you've ever read Jim Balent's 'Catwoman'... I mean come on... How the fuck am I meant to believe she shimmies up buildings with the slightest of ease. I have trouble believing she walks upright without a back brace.

    1. Re:The obvious concern: 'Si' by radja · · Score: 3, Funny

      maybe she has a strange mutation that has turned her nipples into small suction cups...

      //rdj

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    2. Re:The obvious concern: 'Si' by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      Unless it's a cyberpunk comic. Some of those comics, you could hide a whole mainframe in there! (And brings up lots of new overclocking issues.)

      Gee, imagine a Beowul.. OW!

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  20. as many others have already pointed out... by jdbo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...this table is an index of comic-book references to real elements, not the other way around (thus adamantidium and chemical X are out, anyway), so instead I'll nitpick at an even geekier level...

    - The PowerPuff girls are well-represented in comics - I own several issues, one of the latest of which includes a gallery of PPG images rendered by comic "names", such as John Byrne and Mike Mignola. So these books are certainly accepted as part of the comics "mainstream" (if such a thing exists), vs. an purely-for-marketing-purposes book assembled by anonymous hacks.

    - lack of modern comics? the point wasn't to find every mention of a given element in every comic ever published - that would be a ridiculous task. this is an overview... with the most popular "elements" getting a wider cross-section of comics. Furthermore, older comics tended to try to include more science factoids in their pseudo-science (as the space-race made science genuinely relevant to pop culture) and referenced real elements more often.

    OK, I'll shut up now.

  21. Re:what about by Emugamer · · Score: 2
    "Of course adamantiam is missing"
    What about reading the original description of the story?


    To .... hard..... must.... get.... krypt^H^H^H^Harma
  22. Re:What? No Kryptonite?! by dangermouse · · Score: 2

    Okay, but they're still missing Kryptonite.

  23. It's a pity it isn't Harvard, by odaiwai · · Score: 2


    Because then I could sing:

    These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
    There may be many others but they haven't been discarvard.
    *fiddly piano bit*

    dave

  24. Did anyone find... by sconeu · · Score: 2

    Illudium Phosdex, the Shaving Cream atom?

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    1. Re:Did anyone find... by rde · · Score: 2

      I believe that's alludium, but I can't be sure. It's also used in the Alludium q-36 explosive space modulator.

    2. Re:Did anyone find... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Actually, I think it's "Eludium". Marvin clearly says "Eludium" when referring to the space modulat-or.

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  25. Another forgotten element by DavidBrown · · Score: 2

    Upsidasium.

    "Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta this hat."

    "That trick never works."

    "Presto..."

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  26. Metal Men: Where are they now? by nucal · · Score: 2
    This report on how the Metal Men are spending their twilight years:

    Only a few of The Metal Men survive. Platimun is a robo-hooker, Iron is a rusting construction worker, and Gold is in hiding because, well, he's gold and people want part of him! Dr. Will Magnus died ages ago, so none of them can be repaired if something goes wrong. Tin and Mercury have already died, and Lead is a living reactor shield in a closed-down nuclear power plant.

  27. Yet another periodic table by dgroskind · · Score: 2

    Here is The Periodic Table of Rejected Elements including delirium, geranium, belgium and the criminal elements.

  28. Re:what about by Sancho · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to the X-Men universe, Adamantium is not an element. Rather it's an alloy. Which is, of course, absurd, since a real alloy will not be stronger than the elements it's composed of. But hey, it's a comic book :)

  29. you know .. by skotte · · Score: 2

    it might be kinda cool if he were to post all these comics in a giant wall sized table of elements.

    i see there are some holes .. so maybe he could employ his students or wotnot to provide something to fFit.

    heck, he may even assemble such a thing, and sell it off. could probably fFetch a pretty geek-penny.

  30. Slashdottium by mikosullivan · · Score: 2

    An incredibly heavy element that suddenly forms around web servers and weighs them down. Fortunately, it tends to evaporate after 48 hours.

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  31. A SciFi Periodic Table by caesar-auf-nihil · · Score: 5, Informative

    While I enjoyed this Periodic table, I found this one to be much better:

    http://www.scifi.com/scifiction/periodictable.ht ml

    If you don't cringe after reading Arsenic, there is something really wrong with you.

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    1. Re:A SciFi Periodic Table by connorbd · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that Arsenic bit reminds me of a really weird fetish story I wish I hadn't read once.

      This is more interesting than the subject of the posting, though. I liked Si and Ca too...

      /brian

  32. Re:what about by zephc · · Score: 2

    carbon, in certain configurations, is FAR stronger than steel (diamond, buckminsterfullerine, etc).

    (and i appologize for my previous post, my eyes usually glaze over the text as i click the links in the stories (after several years of reading /., I tend to auto-ignore what the editors here say *grin*))

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  33. One fry short of a meal... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    They should have it called the PARODIC table of elements...

  34. Re:what about by aiabx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In fact, alloys are frequntly stronger than the component metals. A mix of different types of metal atoms is a lumpier structure, and the atoms can't slide past each other as easily as they can in a pure metal. Thus, bronze is stronger than copper or tin, steel is stronger than iron or coal, and so on.
    -aiabx

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  35. Re:What? No Kryptonite?! by Rick_T · · Score: 2

    > And thank you for playing --- Krypton was the
    > planet.... kryptonite the element from the
    > planet

    I think the previous poster's point was that kryptonite isn't a real element, while krypton is a real element. Krypton is element 36, in fact.

    > man, I hate it when geeks get it wrong

    Man, I hate it when geeks don't read. Because I have to grade their papers. :)

    BTW - there *is* supposedly a page for krypton on the site, but it's hopelessly slashdotted at the moment:

    http://www.uky.edu/Projects/Chemcomics/html/kryp to n.html

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  36. Also... by Inexile2002 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Elements don't have an inherent strength, carbon as graphite and carbon as diamond as an example. Part of the reason an alloy CAN be stronger than a common form of element is that atomic bond potentials can be optimized. More bonds, and more stable bonds - stronger material.

  37. Un by xFoz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unobtainium - 0) A difficult to find and if found expensive element.1) Superman #1. 2) Real world, really, really hard to find sailboat, old car, vintage computer parts are made from Unobtainium.

  38. Maybe Misremembered by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    I may be remembering badly, but I think I recall mention that mithril is simply silver infused with magic. Therefore, it wouldn't get a listing separate from silver. Hey, maybe Silver Surfer was made of mithril, eh?

    Virg

    1. Re:Maybe Misremembered by armb · · Score: 2

      > mithril is simply silver infused with magic.

      Maybe that's a special case of alloying...

      In D&D, or Tolkien?
      In Tolkien it was also known as truesilver. But it was found naturally (only in Moria), not made, so if it _was_ silver infused with magic it was Eru or the Valar who did the infusing.
      http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/m/mithril. html

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    2. Re:Maybe Misremembered by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      If I remember my Tolkien thuroughly (and I'll be inclined to think that I do *g*), mithril is incredibly pure silver, made hard by the depths of the earth and the pounding of dwarven skillsmen. (I don't recall if there was magic involved or not... I think I recall Gimli talking about it at some point in the Trilogy - or maybe it was one of the dwarves in The Hobbit.)

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  39. Re:adamantium by GTRacer · · Score: 2
    O-o-o-OH-h! And here I was thinking of Atom Ant all this time...

    GTRacer
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  40. Periodic Table of SF (Mildly OT) by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2
    Not having to do with comics, but Michael Swanwick has a Periodic Table of Science Fiction. Every Friday, he puts up another story about another element (in atomic number order, of course).

    A few of them are comic themed (Kyrpton and Strontium) but there's a lot of other good ones there (Arsenic will give you the creeps).

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  41. Google caches no pictures!! Try archive.org... by Mr.+Jaggers · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...right here.

    Like DUH... It's the periodic table of COMIC BOOK elements, not the table of neato text adventure elements!! Comics are all about the illustration!

    Hmm... on second thought... an ANSI/text periodic table from text adventures like zork, hitchhikers guide and nethack or rogue might be interesting...

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  42. Re:Mithril probably an alloy by shogun · · Score: 2

    ....how does he remain flexible/mobile?

    Regular exercise.

  43. Re:Adamantium... by Rakarra · · Score: 2
    I was never sure if it was a mined metal or a man made alloy.

    Some sort of iron-vibranium alloy. There are apparently three different forms of adamantium.. the one used in Captain America's shield, and "True Adamantium" which is apparently not quite as strong as the shield (Ultra, wolverine). Secondary Adamantium is pretty strong, but nowhere near as strong a Captain America's shield or True Adamantium.

    I pulled out my 1985 "Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe" from the closet to get all of this. Really geeky, I know.

  44. Re:Mithril probably an alloy by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

    Er, You don't mean Ironman, do you? or is there another superhero character I don't know of? I'm thinking of the (red/black/yellow colored) Marvel Comics character. As far as I recall, he was just a human, but had a disease or some sort of condition that required him to be under medical condition. He was a millionaire, so he had the Ironman suit made so that he could have some sort of mobility... so he fought the baddies... or am I on crack?

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