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Slashback: IEEE, Liquid, Swings

Slashback this evening brings you updates on silly patents, closer-to-mainstream watercooling for your desktop, the IEEE's publication rules, and more. Read on below for the details.

IEEE v. DMCA. Reacting to the IEEE's changing publication rules, Boone^ writes: "The IEEE has backed away from their stance that all papers submitted must comply with the DMCA. Their reason? 'The IEEE, publisher of nearly one-third of all computer science journals, said it is removing the requirement because it turned out to be more contentious than expected.' Personally I'd have preferred their reason to be based on the law instead of popular backlash, but maybe that's a step in the right direction to eventually bring about new legislation."

Many readers also pointed out this New Scientist story on the reversal.

Free as in Blender? tinus writes: "Ton Roosendaal, creator of Blender, submitted an update to Elysiun.com about finding solutions for continueing activities of the Blender projects. He describes the way Blender has been split up into smaller projects to make it both profitable as public domain software. Also, he gives us a preview of his setup for his new community plan, which even mentions 'Blender sources will be opened for members.'

Seems like there is a very promising future for Blender after all. Read the full story here."

Water meets your processor. Foss writes "You may remember this story about the dodgy-yet-extremely-cheap DIY water cooling block. Well, thanks to all your emails, Rob's getting better. It's still extremely cheap (under £10), but it's now pretty stable too, running a P3 933@1.1GHz for a few hours at a very stable 28 degrees. No dental floss this time round either!"

But don't worry, all the other patents issued were A-OK. Worried about getting slapped with a lawsuit for swinging different? f00zbll writes: "Cnet is running an follow up article on the patent posted earlier in the week. Apparently, the kid doesn't plan on suing anyone over swinging side ways."

We're here to save you money, Ma'am. Now, where do you keep it? guttentag writes "The NYTimes (reg req'd) is reporting on a MS and Mexico plan to develop digital community centers as part of a broader 'eMexico' initiative meant to bring the entire nation online by 2006. Microsoft will license its Windows, Office and Encarta software on the same terms that colleges and universities use. Some background: Microsoft's licensing deal with the University System of Maryland resulted in a mandatory $14 Microsoft tax imposed on all 130,000 students. Apparently, if you want to attend one of MD's taxpayer-funded university, you must pay MS. Is eMexico Microsoft's plan to tax Mexican citizens?" Hope they keep their licenses up -- Virginia Beach's taxpayers got to foot a city-size bill. The tab in Texas wasn't low either. What would it look like for all of Mexico?

241 comments

  1. swinging sideways by frankmu · · Score: 1, Funny

    i'm so glad that i can now go to the playground and not have to police my son.... that kid in wisconsin is very generous.

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    1. Re:swinging sideways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Saint Paul is not in Wisconsin.

    2. Re:swinging sideways by Krusty_Klown · · Score: 1

      I don't know about any of you but I know that this method for swinging isn't new. I know it is absurd notion and nobody believes it is new but I can't believe the article quotes the father as saying he had never seen anyone else swing like that. Although, when I saw the article title I was expecting something totaly different than a story about a kid getting a patent for how he uses a swing.

    3. Re:swinging sideways by spongman · · Score: 2
      yeah, i was swinging like this when I was his age - well before he was born.

      and i have the scars to prove it.

    4. Re:swinging sideways by itallushrt · · Score: 1

      Shut up please. Thank you.

    5. Re:swinging sideways by pennsol · · Score: 1

      Somebody needs to slap this guy...teaching his son about patents using something so blatently obvious .. if he wanted to teach his kid something about inventions or patents he should have encouraged the child to think on his own and come up with an idea that was unique. So that way the kid would have learned about the patent process AND used his imagination. Patents are for unique ideas anyone trying to pass off comon everyday things should have to pay the Gov't for the wasted time and effort x10...... just my $.06 ECC

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    6. Re:swinging sideways by Vern196 · · Score: 1

      He's generous now that the invention is new, but wait until this method of swinging catches on. When everyone's swinging this way he'll suddenly start wanting license fees, it'll be like MP3 all over again.

  2. eMexico... heh. by bl1st3r · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Mexican internet = powered by Tequila, dust, and Microsoft.

    Clever.

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    hrrm.
  3. IEEE issues by El_Nofx · · Score: 2, Funny

    One of my professors was talking about the problems with the IEEE and the DMCA, he is a fellow in the IEEE too, head of the EE department at my college. He was definitely against it.

    The fact that he has about 20 gigs of Divx movies on his laptop he brings to class might have something to do with it.

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    1. Re:IEEE issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The fact that he has about 20 gigs of Divx movies on his laptop he brings to class might have something to do with it.

      What does his porn collection have to do with DMCA?

    2. Re:IEEE issues by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      " One of my professors was talking about the problems with the IEEE and the DMCA, he is a fellow in the IEEE too, head of the EE department at my college. He was definitely against it. "

      Great, so we'll get Gene Hackman to play him in the movie, in a "Admiral, you will lose your position if you do this" "Then so be it" kind of a way.

      graspee

  4. Next on the patent list by KeatonMill · · Score: 4, Funny

    Swinging upside-down, swinging standing up, swinging both ways, swinging both ways at ONCE, swinging with another person, using two swings, swinging without hands, swinging without feet, and finally, swinging with a brainless parent. What kind of parent actually files a patent, to teach about the patent process? That's like taking your kid to the bedroom with you and your wife (husband) to teach him/her about the birds and the bees!

    1. Re:Next on the patent list by TeknoHog · · Score: 3, Funny
      Swinging upside-down, swinging standing up, swinging both ways, swinging both ways at ONCE, swinging with another person, using two swings, swinging without hands, swinging without feet, and finally, swinging with a brainless parent. What kind of parent actually files a patent, to teach about the patent process? That's like taking your kid to the bedroom with you and your wife (husband) to teach him/her about the birds and the bees!

      I wouldn't be surprised if the father actually did the latter.. especially if he's a swinger.

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    2. Re:Next on the patent list by martissimo · · Score: 1

      What kind of parent actually files a patent, to teach about the patent process?

      A lawyer of course!

      I bet the kid did learn a lot about how the whole process works though, he probably knows more about patent laws than your typical high school grad, at the age of 7. Would be especially cool if his dad used it to show him ridiculous patent laws can be... never know

    3. Re:Next on the patent list by ahaning · · Score: 2, Funny

      swinging both ways at ONCE

      Do you mean, like, a quantum swing? Where you're not swinging forwards or backwards, but both simultaneously?

      I can't wait to try one of those!

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    4. Re:Next on the patent list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a Quantum Swing anything like a Quantum String? If you're swinging both ways at once, is your Quantum Swing simply vibrating, or will it be swinging in both directions until someone observes it, and collapses its waveform into only one direction? Will the cat be dead?

  5. pantalla azul de la muerte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The subject is what the fish gave me for
    "Blue Screen of Death" in Spanish.

  6. On MS Tax by Geekonomical · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder whether we can call it a tax!

    Are we assuming that software HAS to be free already? Does it mean that we need some kind of a policy for univeristy and educational institutions not to spend for software at all? That being said, I am not justifying the MS pricing or anything...

    1. Re:On MS Tax by coyote-san · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why should students be forced to pay a $14 fee for a mandatory software license if they:

      1) don't use computers in their class,

      2) only use Unix or Apples computers with not one bit of Microsoft software on them, or

      3) only use their own computers, purchased outside of the university, with independently and fully licensed software on them.

      Remember that last item - many incoming students will arrive with computers their parents bought them before they learned about educational discounts (you think Best Buy will tell parents of college-bound students about the competition?), and many non-traditional students will already have computers because of their job.

      This sounds a lot like a tax (second definition) - everybody pays regardless of whether they need it or not, and regardless of whether they've already paid for the product or service elsewhere.

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    2. Re:On MS Tax by Phosphor3k · · Score: 1

      At the UMBC campus, everyone uses the labs. You cannot graduate without taking several classes that require the use of the labs, the least of which is freshman English, where the curriculum is being moved to be totally technology oriented and taught out of a lab. The x86 machines in the labs and the library dual boot a custom version of Redhat and WinNT. All of the non-x86 machines have either Redhat or Irix. I think there is somthing to be said for a)choice and b) not ramming *nix down everyone's throat just because you don't like Microsoft. It called being well-rounded. All of the poor sods who have non-technology jobs when they graduate and go of to their cubicles will likely be using something microsoft based. Why not teach them something they will use in real life when they get on the job, whilst still educating them to the alternatives?

    3. Re:On MS Tax by coyote-san · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So a lab is required for Freshman English? BFD - that class ALONE has a lab fee associated with it. Same as the "glass fee" for most chemistry labs, the materials fee for some art classes, etc.

      The issue isn't whether *some* classes may reasonably have a mandatory fee associated with them, it's whether it should apply to every single student regardless of need. Worse, in this case not only do not many students not need MS products for their courses, if they do they probably already licensed the software via some other mechanism.

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    4. Re:On MS Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If UMBC is teaching courses using computers and you can't do everything remotely over the net if you have your own machine, then they're either control freaks or technology wannabes.

      ~~~

    5. Re:On MS Tax by Phosphor3k · · Score: 1

      After three years, including taking the pilot for that english class, I have not had to pay one lab fee, although it may be covered under tuition. However, two items alone show up on my bill: 1)Tuition, 2)room and board.

    6. Re:On MS Tax by dragons_flight · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Excuse me? Why should a nationally renowned university maintain diverse high quality computer labs for their students?

      Students don't pay $14 a year for computer access, the university pays $14 per license and even if that amounts to 4000 licenses at UMD that's still less than $2 per student per year to maintain the computer lab software. Futhermore, they have this great deal where a student or faculty member can buy MS software for personal use for only $14.

      In the technology age, big universities have to maintain computer labs in order to justify classes that require computer use even if not everyone can afford their own PC. If you would step back for one moment and realize that this is software they intend to run anyway, then you'll realize that it's a great deal for the university.

      As far as being a tax, why not? This is about raising the general level of education. Just like my taxes pay for roads that I never use but I assume that they help support the community. Very few, if any, colleges make only students that use the computer labs pay for their maintance.

      If you want a far more contentious issue, then let me tell you, every student in UMD residence halls is assessed a cable surcharge even if they don't even have a TV.

    7. Re:On MS Tax by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yay let's all use apples. You can play starcraft on an apple. Hooray for apples! But not for Apricots! BSD... whooooooerrrrrrrrrrr! I have been up all night coding again. Whoosh! Whoosh test! Perfect score, you may now play Starcraft online on your obscenely fast dsl connection. On an apple.

      My snake knows your future! Also my snake can see that this post will be marked -1 troll within 1 hour of being posted.

      Aha! But it's posted at +2 so all those newbies reading at +1 will see it! A forbidden suck on the dark fruit that is the slashdot underground. I shock you!

      We should all make less sense and MORE NOISE!

      Be heard! Be Hurd! Fresh and Gnu! Fresh apples! (You can play starcraft on an apple).

      You can dance on the head of a pin. I am Deanna Troi, you may enter when ready. Deanna Troll.

      Betazoid. This software is betazoid quality.

      Not finished yet. Feature incomplete.

      Unlike starcraft. Which you can play on an apple. But not an apricot death.

      If you check me- check yourself.

      Check your gun at the door. This hotel has a shoot-to-bill policy.

      Shoot to Bill. Gates.

      Integral Wingates Hellsing Sama.

      Sasami. Icon. Was found dead.

      I'm sure we'll all miss her.

      We never could shoot straight.

      graspee

    8. Re:On MS Tax by Shalda · · Score: 1

      Given the student services fee I paid at the U of Minnesota ($200+/semester) to fund groups I hated and a crappy health service I didn't use, $14/year seems like a bargain.

  7. Re:The editors are morons! by Tigris666 · · Score: 2, Informative

    All these stories have been posted before!

    The article does state slashback which does trigger my mind to believe that, yes genius it has been posted before, and we don't need you to tell us this.

    The article also mentions the word update which, if you read this link you will see that it is implied that this is not new information!

    Are you guys actually paying for this stuff?

    Don't even go down the whole paying/subscriptions on /. that's a whole other story that has been commented on by all of us already...

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  8. Marriage by Walterk · · Score: 1

    When do we get slashbacks about CmdrTaco's marriage?

    1. Re:Marriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When "news for nerds" and "stuff that matters"
      become two separate sites with two quite
      separate owners.

    2. Re:Marriage by Walterk · · Score: 1

      since when does this site feature "news for nerds" or "stuff that matters"?

  9. Fines? by TheTomcat · · Score: 2

    The article mentions $1000 in fines. I wonder what those were for. Not fees, but fines.

    Anyone know what those might be for?

    S

    1. Re:Fines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check your glasses. it was $1000 in fees

    2. Re:Fines? by spongman · · Score: 2
      The article mentions $1000 in fines. I wonder what those were for. Not fees, but fines.
      Congratulations on actually reading the article before posting:
      "One rejection and $1,000 in fees later, Steven is a certified inventor."
      It's a shame you immediately forgot it, though.
    3. Re:Fines? by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

      Oops. (-:

      Alright. Sorry about that.

      Too bad the No Score +1 can't be retroactive..

      S

  10. The kid may be 5, but 20 years later.... by DraconPern · · Score: 3, Funny

    Message for kids, 20 years from now... Kids everywhere, beware of a 25 year old man who will sue you for swinging sideways. Add your allowance to the 'Free Swing Fund' and defend your rights.

    1. Re:The kid may be 5, but 20 years later.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 years from now is a poor choice. The patent will have expired...

    2. Re:The kid may be 5, but 20 years later.... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Inventors & attorneys of obvious patents should be suable for fraud. Patents should be challengable without the owner suing you.

    3. Re:The kid may be 5, but 20 years later.... by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Not if we have the Sonny Bono Patent Extension Act :)

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  11. I propose somthing new for /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every couple days, just have a BS discussion with no topic. A story about nothing. That would be great.

    1. Re:I propose somthing new for /. by Bitter+Old+Man · · Score: 0

      It would be a bit redundant though too, wouldn't it?

  12. Sorry, by ilyag · · Score: 0, Troll

    Your processor has performed an illegal instruction and was flooded.

  13. same article I read? by discovercomics · · Score: 2
    One rejection and $1,000 in fees later, Steven is a certified inventor.
    1. Re:same article I read? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fees to prosecute the patent. You think the PTO does this stuff for free?

  14. Under funded patent office? by dytin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Intellectual-property experts said the patent clearly should have not been issued, but that such mistakes were inevitable from an underfunded government agency that issues 3,000 patents each week.

    If the patent office is so underfunded, then why don't they charge more to apply for a patent? When I applied to colleges, the colleges did not complain because they accidently accepted a few people that they should't have because they were underfunded. No, if they are underfunded, then they simply raise the cost to apply. At each school I applied to, it cost between 40 and 70 dollars. Now, some of you might claim that this would be unfair to the poor inventor, but I say that this is simply the cost of doing business. The patent office would be much less underfunded, and thus issue less stupid patents if they raised the cost to apply by simply $10.

    1. Re:Under funded patent office? by startled · · Score: 4, Informative

      "If the patent office is so underfunded, then why don't they charge more to apply for a patent?"

      Damn, you were so close to the reason, but needed to skim a bit further. Quoth the article: "application fees go into the general government budget, rather than being used specifically to fund patent examinations".

      They could charge a million bucks an application, and still not get any more money.

    2. Re:Under funded patent office? by Otter · · Score: 3, Informative
      ...and in the next paragraph:

      The administration has also proposed a one-time surcharge of 19 percent for patent applications, which would generate an additional $45 million for the agency and $162 million for the rest of the government.

    3. Re:Under funded patent office? by Wintersmute · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In fact, the PTO generates a profit. Really. Its operating budget is lower than the revenues it generates in fees. (Maybe becuase there's so many boneheads out there trying to patent business methods of picking their nose)

      And you know how Congress shows its gratitude? (drum roll) It doesn't. The money vanishes into the Treasury until Sen. Byrd uses it to fund yet another pork barrel project in West Virginia.

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    4. Re:Under funded patent office? by julesh · · Score: 1
      "They could charge a million bucks an application, and still not get any more money."

      No, but they'd got an awful lot fewer applications...

    5. Re:Under funded patent office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice thought, but most stupid patents are filed by corporations that have the money to do so anyway.

  15. Popular backlash? by lilo · · Score: 1
    Boone^ writes:
    Personally I'd have preferred their reason to be based on the law instead of popular backlash, but maybe that's a step in the right direction to eventually bring about new legislation.
    The DMCA is the law in the US. I don't think we're going to see that changed, other than possibly by people speaking out on the subject. If there's a popular backlash, that says that people have spoken out because they don't think the policy is right. If some functionary simply changes the policy, where's the opportunity for comment? Probably better this way.
    1. Re:Popular backlash? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      The DMCA is the law in the US. I don't think we're going to see that changed, other than possibly by people speaking out on the subject.

      It could very well be changed if a big case involving it ever makes its way through the courts. The law would be in great danger of being ruled unconstitutional. This is why media giants haven't pushed cases beyond easy out-of-court settlements.

    2. Re:Popular backlash? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever even heard of the Supreme Court? Guess what, they can declare laws unconstitutional and get rid of them! It's part of this deal called 'checks and balances' that most eighth-graders have heard about...

  16. cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    A spokeswoman for the Patent and Trademark Office said she could not comment on the merits of any particular invention, but pointed out that typically only 400 of the 187,000 patents issued each year come under challenge.

    I'm assuming from this that challenging patents is an easy and inexpensive action. If someone could enlighten me on how to do this for little to no money, I'd be rather pleased as there are a lot of patents I'd like to have dismissed. As it is, I live in fear of being sued despite the fact that I have no intention to purposefully break any patents - it's simply too unwieldy for me as a software developer right now.

    1. Re:cost by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      Don't worry about it. People won't generally sue you until you can afford lawyers and a nice juicy settlement. They wouldn't want to bite the hand that they leech off of, after all.

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    2. Re:cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm ambitious and hoping that I can make my free (beer & speech) software generate strong revenues in the form of donations and support packages. I'm thinking if I do start making revenues (and generating good press) some idiot could come after me. I'm planning on releasing the code attributable to the LLC I'm forming (I just put in the initial paperwork) but I really don't know if that's the best strategy. I guess I should keeping looking for resources - too bad LLC law varies widely from state to state.

    3. Re:cost by qbeast · · Score: 1

      Um, no. It's not cheap or easy to challenge a patent. Even if you qualify for small entity status under the Patent Office's rules the initial fee for filing a reexamination request for a patent ranges from $2520.00 to $8800.00 under the current fee schedule for FY 2002.

      The main reason that most patents are never challenged is that the companies who have the money and the resources to challenge flimsy patents are too busy acquiring and protecting their own patents to attack someone else's patents (unless the infringement or invalidity is screaminly blatant).

  17. Did you notice this? by Catiline · · Score: 2

    The growth in "business method" patents over the past 20 years--which provide protections for software and other intangible inventions...

    Could someone clue me in? Since when did swinging on a swing have anything to do with business?

    1. Re:Did you notice this? by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      Because business method patents get through the system that are MORE obvious than swinging sideways, such as one-click-shopping, hyperlinks, exercising a cat with a laser pointer (I shit you not), etc.

      They are just using this as an example of how broken the system is, sort of how that Representative got a resolution through his state legislature authorizing the use of submarines to torpedo gambling boats. (I forget the exact reference, google for details.)

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    2. Re:Did you notice this? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      That resolution was simply a rather humorous way to make their disapproval of riverboat casinos who don't stay on the other side of the river known. ;)

      They aren't actually going to provide the funds to buy the submarine, assuming it really did pass and get signed into law, which I doubt.

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    3. Re:Did you notice this? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Even if it passes, resolutions don't get signed into law per se, they are just an expression of the feeling of the body, they don't have any real force.

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  18. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  19. I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by Phosphor3k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and the school bookstore at UMBC offers most of microsoft's current software for uber-cheap.

    MS Office XP Professional (3CD) 14.95
    MS Windows XP Professional (2CD's) 14.95
    MS Office Mac OS X - (1CD) 9.95
    MS Visual Studio.NET Pro (5CD's) 24.95

    At prices this cheap, how can you not buy it? Even just to tinker around.

    1. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by discstickers · · Score: 1

      Office XP and WinXP are both $10 at CMU =) 'Course I don't use 'em, but if you do its not a bad deal.

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    2. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 2

      Its always so goddamn virulent around against MS - but those prices (and the ones for the schools and Mexico) sound like just an amazing deal - really a fine bargin. I guess I dont get it.

      Well, Microsoft could just give them one DVD of software for $1 and let them copy it freely. That would really be a bargain.

    3. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by sunhou · · Score: 2

      I guess until every single person chooses OSS than Slashdot wont be happy

      You do realize that even if Microsoft died and everyone finally was using OSS, slashdot would then turn into a huge argument of Debian versus Red Hat versus ...

    4. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      The first hit off the crack pipe is always free. :)

      Danny boy... Are you POSITIVE you don't work for MS? Maybe as a contractor, or indirectly as an MCSE-trained-monkey?

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    5. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Its always so goddamn virulent around against MS - but those prices (and the ones for the schools and Mexico) sound like just an amazing deal - really a fine bargin. I guess I dont get it.

      That 18-20 y.o. CS student may become tomorrow's purchasing agent at Fortune 500 Company X. So obviously Microsoft are spending for the future.

      In fact, if they were acting in ways that weren't for the financial benefit of the shareholders, they'd lose their jobs. Some of thus think they've gone a little too far. The Democrats agreed when they had charge of the DoJ, although the Republicans seemed to have nipped that in the bud pretty quickly. :/

      I'm not particularly bothered about the bundling of IE, although they were lying under oath, but the requirement on OEMs to pay a fee to MS for each CPU shipped, whether or not that CPU has an MS OS with it, was a definite abuse of their monopoly. The web services play also scares me.

      It's been proven, in court, that they can't be trusted at their current level of market share -- so why should we want to see them get that last few percent as well?

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    6. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by Pfhor · · Score: 2

      Because more people using MS stuff is not a good thing....

      Their software becomes exploitive, over time.

      Oh moved your entire organizations email system over to Exchange, thats a good idea. Why don't you use are "secure" embedded Win2K firewall to protect? Oh looks like you may have to have an audit, because we think you are using 300 more licenses than you say you are. Oh, well, either you can pay us $25,000 to leave you alone this time, or you can deal with $50,000 with legal fees, millions in man hours doing inventory for you case, and that is not including what would happen if we WON the lawsuit.

      Oh wait, you want to upgrade your license? You have to use our normal rates, that was just an introductory rate. Oh, well you want to switch to a compet.. what? Yeah, all your data is stored in our secure format, and it is illegal for you to circumvent it so you can convert your database easily. Oh and this months software license bill is $50,000. But we can work out a nice credit plan that will slowly destroy any possible income you can have.

      This is just hypothetical. Some of it has already happened. This is just my take on the current abilities microsoft is starting to develop for itself. (MORE people using MS Products, which use MS only protocols, why may be illegal to circumvent / reverse engineer, means for a legitimate school/business not wanting to face a law suit, that it appears to be a good idea to run all on MS. Which means MORE people using MS Products).

    7. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      If you go up to a homeless guy on the street and offer him crack at a good price, is there a downside to that?

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    8. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by kubrick · · Score: 1

      I don't think MS is the devil, I'd just like to see a time when they don't have the influence they've had for so long. :/ It may have been good for the computer industry in some ways, but in the same way that, e.g. Singapore benefits because of its competent one-party government. Does the job, but doesn't give you much choice or freedom to choose differently (at least if you want to interoperate with others, because MS keep warping standards, even their own from a few years ago).

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    9. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by bcboy · · Score: 1

      > Yeah, exactly, those prices are *cheaper* than you can get RedHat boxed set or Mandrake or anything else.

      Uh.. no. You can install linux on any number of machines. Divide by the number of machines you install on, and the price is basically zero.

    10. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, I am a pretty hard core Libertarian, and you are probably the first person to make even me feel Liberal.

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    11. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      The price is less than that. Any university worth it's salt has a T1 and they can just download the thing, spending a total of 25 cents for the bandwidth and the CD-R.

      But it gets cheaper than that. Any good college university has some Linux books. Almost every Linux book has Linux with it, so they probably already have a copy of Linux.

      So the price isn't basically zero, it literally is zero.

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    12. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      >That 18-20 y.o. CS student may become tomorrow's
      >purchasing agent

      I don't know if you meant that to be as damning as
      it sounds.

      It's like saying "that med student at johns hopkins may become tomorrow's lab assistant"

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    13. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in the drug war.

      The analogy was meant to illustrate how even if it is a good deal, it is still ultimately hurting the consumers. And the analogy was weak, it would be more like that same drug dealer had 99% of the crack market, and was only giving out cheap hits in order to sell more later.

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    14. Re:I don't particularly mind the 14$ tax.... by kubrick · · Score: 2

      I did think of putting IS (Information Systems) but hey, if they lack taste at 18, where's that going to point them in the future? :)

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  20. Patents still expire in 17 years by asmithmd1 · · Score: 2

    20 years from now this technique will be in the public domain, and we all will know how to do it because he published detailed directions. That is the theory behind patents, instead of everyone keeping secrets (i.e. the formula for Coke) in exchange for publishing what you invented and how it works, you get a time limited monopoly, in 17 years we all will be enjoying this innovative method of swinging totally free of a license fee, I can hardly wait!

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  22. Umm.. that is no overclocking feat.. by EMIce · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I run a P3-800 at 1066Mhz by bumping the bus speed up to 133Mhz. It barely gets warm with the stock retail-boxed Intel heatsink/fan. Watercooling and overclocking a 966Mhz processor to this speed doesn't show anything.

    See my earlier post

    1. Re:Umm.. that is no overclocking feat.. by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      The problem is that 90% (that # is pulled out of my ass) of Slashdot's userbase knows NOTHING about actual computer hardware. Don't you know how 100 "overclocking is stupid, doesn't gain you anything, and just shortens the life of your CPU" posts show up every time a story on overclocking is posted?

      Never put it past Slashdot readers to display their ignorance. :)

    2. Re:Umm.. that is no overclocking feat.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that this is no feat...

      Me and a few thousand of my closest friends ran Celeron 300A's at 450 with the stock heat sink and fan. I'm now doing a similar overclock, Celeron 600 -> 900 Mhz, again with the stock heat sink and fan. And now there are people running the Tualatin-based Celeron 1.0A's at 1.5 Ghz, on BX boards they're supposedly not compatible with, with a wire trick and insulating a few pins. 50% overclocks for intel chips are pretty common, this seems like a waste of a waterblock.

    3. Re:Umm.. that is no overclocking feat.. by EMIce · · Score: 1

      Actually the above mentioned overclock uses the very feat you mention. A BX based ASUS P2B board, hacked to take a new Celeron. Talk about longevity, I've rarely seen hardware last this long.

  23. It's like a sales tax by Catiline · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's based on the concept that since you pay a sales tax on everything* (*:Void where prohibited by law. Some restrictions may... *ahem*) the fact you "pay" for Windows with every prebuilt computer from the big name retailers (Dell, Gateqay, Compaq, eMachines, etc) makes it a tax as well. Of course, using such a loaded term is meant to suggests that the minimal OS choice I ought to have is ordering a "nude" PC with a $50 - $100 discount (price of license).

    Of course, you can always flip the loaded term around (especially given the recent actions of Microsoft), and say it's a commentary on their "we laugh in the general direction of your government" attitude. I used to think there was a limit to arrogance, but they sure cured me of that over the past year.

  24. No Tax Here by RN · · Score: 1

    others have said it, but here's the dictionary.com definition of tax.

    tax
    n.
    1. A contribution for the support of a government required of persons, groups, or businesses within the domain of that government.
    2. A fee or dues levied on the members of an organization to meet its expenses.
    3. A burdensome or excessive demand; a strain.

    No matter how you slice it, what Microsoft charges to customers has no resemblance to a tax. You could facetiously argue the third definition qualifies this as a tax, but the first two just don't apply.

    Microsoft charges somebody and they get something in return. If they don't want it, they don't have to pay for it. That's a service not a tax.

    1. Re:No Tax Here by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      2. A fee or dues levied on the members of an organization to meet its expenses.

      If you belong to this university, you pay this in addition to tuition, to cover the expenses of MS software. Hence it is a tax.

      Now, that wasn't complicated, was it?

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  25. blender, part 3 by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

    Look guys, This is the second time that you've bankrupted a company trying to give away Blender and charge money for documentation and support. Have you noticed most (all?) of the other companies following that business model are supporting Open Source software that they didn't develop themselves?

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  26. take all of me by tps12 · · Score: 2
    He describes the way Blender has been split up into smaller projects to make it both profitable as public domain software.

    God forbid only one of it be profitable.

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  27. Re:Alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The $14 per license from the UMD deal? What a bargain! You get Windows, Office, etc for $14 per license per year! What a great frickin deal! And, of course, this line was sitting right there in the press release

    It's hardly a bargain if you don't use the software. What about dance majors or people who don't use Windows software?

    Not to mention the purpose of public universities is to educate citizens, not earn licensing fees for MS.

  28. The tax ain't so bad.... by voice+of+unreason · · Score: 3, Informative

    I go to the University of Maryland, and I have to say the $14 dollar tax is more than reasonable, particularly if you're in CS. They've donated tons of stuff, including .NET as soon as it came out. They give heavy student discounts on their software. They hold dull presentations where they give away their software for free. For the non CS people, with the $14 dollars they've installed Office on practically all of the Windoze boxen on campus. Now, I'm as reluctant to part with my money as the next guy, but the fact of the matter is that like them or not, Microsoft is giving Maryland a LOT of software for just a $14 tax. I was against it when it was proposed, but I have to say it's worked out well.

    1. Re:The tax ain't so bad.... by PapaZit · · Score: 2

      Wait until next year when they want $75/person to maintain the licenses that you have now.

      It happened to the university where I work. They played hardball until they found out that we were serious about converting all of the PC labs to Linux/Star Office the moment the licenses expired. We had a "one disk" solution for students, too.

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  29. Re:Alternatives by raistlinne · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ohh wait, anything that goes MS's way is bad. MS is the devil.

    You in fact answered your own question. Microsoft is a company out to destroy all of their competitors, including open source software. They've stated it, they've acted the part, and they've been found guilty in a federal court of doing just this (to specific competitors).

    Why do people find it so hard to understand that some of us do, in fact, believe that microsoft is bad. Why on earth does the fact that they want to make money somehow exonerate them from everything they've done to destroy competition, and somehow nullify the fact that they're a highly abusive monopoly?

    In short, MICROSOFT IS EVIL. Get that through your thick skulls. If you're not part of microsoft, you do not stand to benefit from anything that they do. Not in the long run.

    Note: I am counting greed as evil. It is not, in fact a virtue, and when greed is allowed to cause one to injure others, it is evil. Why do people restrict their definition of evil to killing >1,000,000 people and clubbing baby seals? There are plenty of types of evil in the world, and microsoft actively engages in several of them.

    Hell, there's "Megan's Law" for sex offendors. Somehow people think it's not entirely unreasonable for people to find out about child molestors who enter their communities. Microsoft has comitted crimes. Microsoft has admitted in many, many times to anticompetitive behavior. What more do you need? Bill gates to grow a goatee and wear all black?

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  30. sick of reading about this "block" by tps12 · · Score: 2
    What is it with these stories about a guy who figured out how to make a box out of copper sheet? This is not very interesting. It is a fucking parallelapiped, not too tricky. Here is a pattern:

    _
    _|_|_ _
    |_|_|_|_|
    |_|

    The hard part of a water-cooling system is the circulation of the water, not the stupid box taped to the CPU. Please let this be the last time I have to see this shite on slashdot. :(

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    1. Re:sick of reading about this "block" by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      He didn't even use your pattern, as far as I can tell. He made one piece with 4 "wings" and then another piece as a lid.

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    2. Re:sick of reading about this "block" by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      Aha but you are missing the points:
      1) The idea is simple, cheap and it WORKS
      2) The idea is quite ingenious for the price.

      Look at the wheel - simple, it definitely works heh and its cheap. You see, its not always complexity that reaps the advantages.

      Also, you're showing the wrong design heh. Its a open-box and then a lid soldered on if I remember correctly

    3. Re:sick of reading about this "block" by tps12 · · Score: 2
      But this is not a website about the guy who came up with the idea, or the first guy to implement it. It is just some dude who is making one, in a very obvious way (i.e., make a box, stick some pipes in it). To use your own analogy, would slashdot post a story about a guy building a wooden wheel?

      I'm as impressed with water cooling as the next guy, but I don't see how someone building a trivial part of the design is news-for-nerds-worthy.

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  31. Re:Alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uh, The M$ tax doesn't get the students free M$ products. It gets M$ products for the Proffesors, Researchers and other staff, and in the student labs.
    The short of it is that the students are getting shafted. And it is still not a deal. The negotiations started with the promise of a fantastic bargain that would really benefit the students, but thats not what resulted. In the long run, I don't the the university system saves anything, except that their IT departments don't have to enter or remember CD-keys.
    The short is that microsoft f*cked the system. The web they spun about the deal was too good to pass up trying to get, but the resultant deal was really something that should have been passed up.

  32. You WILL pay, you WILL enjoy it, you WILL shut up. by coyote-san · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The issue isn't whether students WHO WANT MICROSOFT PRODUCTS AND HAVEN'T ALREADY PURCHASED THEM are getting a great deal.

    It's whether it's fair to force students to pay for software that they don't want, don't need, and possibly can't even use.

    As a trivial example, I took one grad CS course a semester for about 7 years during the 1990s. 14 semesters. Had the University of Colorado had this mandatory plan, I would have paid close to $200 to Microsoft. For absolutely nothing of value in return.

    Could I run any Microsoft application on my computers? No - I was already using Linux almost exclusively on my own equipment.

    Did I need any Microsoft application for my graduate CS course work? No. It was either agnostic (e.g., email), or needed to be done on Unix systems.

    Could I have saved money on my rare Microsoft purchase? No - my laptop already included a mandatory copy of Windows and applications. What possible value would there have been in replacing a copy of Office 95 with another copy of Office 95?

    Maybe you're rich and can afford to give people $200 for absolutely nothing in return, but most of us aren't and we resent being forced to do so.

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  33. Re:Alternatives by Fantome · · Score: 2, Informative
    The $14 per license from the UMD deal? What a bargain! You get Windows, Office, etc for $14 per license per year! What a great frickin deal!

    It sounded like it was going to be a great deal, and then we found out that, although the students are paying for it, we don't get any of the software. It all goes to computer labs, research groups, and other university employees. I think there was a student option, but the school where I'm at (UMDCP) didn't exercise that option.

    It ends up being a pain because the professors want us to use MS products (it's free for them), while it costs us good amounts of money. This isn't true across the board, but it happens often enough to be annoying.

  34. I don't particularly mind Microsoft by Catiline · · Score: 2

    Its always so goddamn virulent around against MS - but those prices (and the ones for the schools and Mexico) sound like just an amazing deal - really a fine bargin. I guess I dont get it.

    Personally, when I look at Microsoft's corporate practices, I only wonder whether they think they sell a product or a service. If its' "product", why does it go out the door in such crappy shape (remember the thousands of known bugs at Win2K release?); on the other hand, can you really call an OS a "service"? It's much clearer for RedHat, Mandrake & Co. where they give away the code and sell their support services.

    On top of that, they play very fast & loose with differences between what they say and what they do. Remember Tuesday's story about the IE Back button exploit? Even if that were a non-issue as far as bugs go (and it's not because any script kiddie worth his cable modem could do anything they want with that), the fact that it went unpatched across their month of code review and security focus-- when they had notification as early as last November-- makes their newfound focus on security seem more like spin control than code control.

    I'm not even going to start talking about their business practices. If you've read any details about some of their recent actions during the waning days of the antitrust suit, you would understand why I personally think they are a lower form of life than pond scum. That's ignoring, of course, all of the issues surrounding things like Passport, .NET, or Product Activation, all of which are questioned for different reasons (privacy and security top the list, though).

    Given the whole picture of Microsoft's behavior, I'm all for the corporate death penalty. But since it seems that the US government won't do that, I'll just try to generate as large a boycott of their products as possible.

    1. Re:I don't particularly mind Microsoft by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      P.S. Answer me this: if MS really is such a big bad monopoly how were the univeristy people able to negotiate with them? Monopolies need not negegioate for lower prices, remember?

      Oh, that's so weak. MS lowers the prices for colleges so that poeple will learn MS skills, and get jobs using MS software, at MS-bound companies.

      Here's a case in point. My friend is a programmer, who has been through 3 years of a CS degree. He went in to try to find a temporary job at an appliance rental place. They read his resume with all the C++ and Linux experience on it, and then asked him, "Do you know how to use MS Word?".

      He walked out, rightly.

      Another example:

      My girlfriend, while in college, signed up with a temp agency. They made her take computer proficiency tests, including one using MS Office. They took points off her score because she used Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V to copy and paste, rather than going into the Edit menu each time.

      MS breeds stupidity. MS gives colleges incredibly low prices, because that generates a whole fresh batch of MS-orons that will go out and get hires by equal morons that run MS software.

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    2. Re:I don't particularly mind Microsoft by Catiline · · Score: 1

      1. Mozilla is Open Source. That means, for better or worse, anyone can develop for it-- which means that it has to be downloadable even if it were still in "proof of concept" phase. Which it still (sortof) is, having only reached 1.0RC1 (relase candidate 1 for 1.0). Anything less than 1.0 indicates "not ready for full deployent yet", yet a lot of people seem to ignore that. (And the fact that a lot of OS software seems to hover around 0.99) Now, on the other hand, were we to ask the development team how many issues they plan to leave unresolved in version 1.0, that would be different.

      2. Monopoly does not mean you own all of the market (unless we're talking the board game). Monopoly means simply that you own such an overwhelming portion of the market that you are able to ignore the traditional, "Invisible Hand" market forces of economics. The only company I know of that has a 100% monopoly is Ticketmaster (even if you buy a concert/sporting event ticket at the gate, you go through Ticketmaster. Hmmm....) Every other monopoly is either a trust (monopolistic trade group like the RIAA / MPAA) or simply owns an overwhelming portion of the market (which I'd estimate at 90+%). Given that at last count Microsoft had their OS on about 95% of the desktop computers, I'd say they have a monopoly, and the DoJ agrees (after all, they successfully tried Microsoft for illegal abuse of monopoly status!).

      And 3: Microsoft is still in court over the legality of their Monopoly. (Well, they were convicted, but the punishment is in dispute). Meaning, especially right now they need to put on a pretty face for the public (or at least the Attorney Generals of the 9 states still in contention). That may mean giving up a little ground now, but a) they could gain it back if they win with no problem (I'm sure the contract has a renegotiation clause), or b) if they lose it'll be much better than what they could get afterward when they aren't allowed to strongarm people anymore.
      Not to mention, I have my doubts about what sort of negotiations these were. The mental image I have comes from Fifth Element, and suggests "why didn't they just buy Dell / Gateway / eMachines with an OS preinstalled"? Comparing the option of pre-built machines with an OS installed versus having every student pay for software they probably already own or won't use, even $14 seems unreasonable. (Me, I object when I'm asked to pay $1 for something worthless.)

    3. Re:I don't particularly mind Microsoft by rmstar · · Score: 1

      Personally, when I look at Microsoft's corporate practices, I only wonder whether they think they sell a product or a service. If its' "product", why does it go out the door in such crappy shape (remember the thousands of known bugs at Win2K release?); on the other hand, can you really call an OS a "service"? It's much clearer for RedHat, Mandrake & Co. where they give away the code and sell their support services.

      Well - the much aclaimed Mandrake 8.2 is so full of bugs it looks like an entomologists lab. It bombs like crazy (just try the administration tool root gets when starting gnome. but there are many more things that are clearly in unstable beta). In view of that you seem to propose a modell where you get a defective product for free and pay for it to be repaired. That is twisted.

      Don't get me wrong - I only use linux, and belive in the OSS movement. But what mandrake is starting to become scares me big time: A flagship of the linux comunity which in reality is barely more than a rusty barge.

      rmstar

    4. Re:I don't particularly mind Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But if MS was the monopoly everyone claims, people would still have to buy the software, and still learn, and they could still charge full price.

      Dead Wrong. The ultimate goal of every monopolist is what we call perfect price discrimination: Charging each buyer the maximum amount he's willing (or able) to pay. Being able to prevent resale of the product makes this (more)possible; that's why MS is so serious about shutting down second sales.

      Plainly University students have smaller ability to pay, and probably smaller willingness too. The optimal strategy is to charge all that they will pay, which in the MD case was apparently $14. After all, marginal cost is below that.

      Purdue had a similar deal going: for $5 per CD, you could get most MS products. Win2k cost $10, since it came on 2 CDs. I looked into this, and decided that it was a shabby deal. You got damn little in very onerous terms, while CheapBytes charged about $3 per CD, and $10 bought 3 CDs with every program that one could ever want. The licensing terms on the Libre software amounted to `` ... please copy me ...''. At $0.00 per CD, the MS stuff would have looked like a bad deal, in comparison. If you're going to follow the license terms, you really can't afford MS at any price, when you can get things like *bsd, linux and the applications which come with them.

    5. Re:I don't particularly mind Microsoft by Catiline · · Score: 1

      I mentioned both RedHat and Mandrake only because those seem to be the big two distros today. This was not indended as an indicator of quality, just of popularity. I'm sure there are hundereds out there that may be more stable than these, it's just that I would prefer to use the names the audience is probably familiar with.

      BTW, if you're only using Linux every time you sit down at any computer, kudos to you. Me, I work for the government and they don't yet see the utility of a Linux workstation. So across half the day I'm stuck in a Win2K environment. No matter how bad Linux is, the errors there don't seem to reach the same critical severity as the ones in Windows. Lately I've felt like every time I blinked someone came up with a new way to remote-root Windows machines. Even with all the other bugs that may appear in Open Source software, I am glad that exploitable errors tend to be rather rare (and very quickly fixed).

  35. Self censorship is the best kind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the academic community censors itself then they only have to go to court against the little guy and the riff raff ...

  36. Dan is right. by SlashChick · · Score: 3

    Weren't people on Slashdot just yesterday praising the guy who put a computer in a wall in an Indian slum? How is this much different?

    From the article: "Eventually, the Mexican government hopes to have 10,000 free public Internet kiosks in rural areas to help bring government services to citizens and reduce what has been called the ``digital divide'' of the urban rich from the rural poor."

    I think this is a good thing, regardless of who is sponsoring it.

    Miguel de Icaza is quoted in the article as saying "It's a shame." But why weren't Linux companies involved in this? As Dan asks, where was RedHat? Miguel? Any other Linux-based company?

    And if the Linux vendors weren't there, why not? I think it is because it is still the case that no one has figured out how to make money off of Linux. RedHat is profitable -- barely. Mandrake and the others are begging for support, and a lot of them aren't getting it. Meanwhile, the editors and others on Slashdot rail against companies and people who choose Microsoft because they believe that no one should have to pay for an operating system. But isn't this very belief what is killing the commercial Linux companies?

    It's a question that needs to be asked.

    I think that if you polled those college students who get Microsoft Office for $14 a year, and asked how many of them would not be willing to pay that money, you would find that an overwhelming majority are in favor of getting Office for cheap. Heck, you can't even buy StarOffice for less than $60.

    I guess I really don't understand this "everything must be free" mentality. I use Windows, and I think it's worth the $140 (Windows 2000 OEM) because Windows helps me make money doing my job. I am fully supportive of your right to use Linux; however, I believe that you should chip in your support to those vendors that you feel are making a good product, regardless of whether that product is being offered as a free download or not.

    If all software developers worked for free, what would your job be? How would you put food on the table?

    Keep that in mind next time you bash someone for using a product that costs money.

    1. Re:Dan is right. by ethereal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a nice straw man:

      If all software developers worked for free, what would your job be? How would you put food on the table?

      But it's not particularly valid. The question isn't whether software developers should work for free, but whether the software itself should be free. And that's a very different discussion.

      The majority of software is written and used deep within corporations; it never sees the light of day. It isn't sold to consumers or to businesses; it's as much a part of a business as the chairs in the cubicles. There will always be software developers getting paid to write this stuff, and to write custom software for embedded devices that have special needs. Software developers will never have to work for free.

      But, if those developers are able to use software that is itself free as the basis for their work, then the costs to their employer are reduced. Where does this savings go? Into paying the developers better, more profit for the business, or better prices for the end user of the business' processes and/or embedded products that make use of the software.

      I put plenty of money on the table working with free software right now, and if I had my druthers I'd be working with it entirely. It's easier to use, easier and more well-thought-out to configure, has fewer licensing and cost issues for management, and doesn't mind me tinkering with it. Right now, can my employer's business do everything with free software? No, not quite. But would the business, and the software developers that it employs, be better off if it could run on free software? Absolutely.

      So yes, Red Hat et al should get their acts together, but let's face it - they're essentially always going to be fairly low-margin operations. The question is: with the amount of money that eMexico is putting up, could a small team of hackers (Miguel, even) have been hired to make Red Hat Linux more than usable for the goals of eMexico? Definitely - and with money left over, to boot. The goal is online access for millions of people; the point is not proprietary software. eMexico took the easy way out of that decision, not the smart way, and not the cheaper way.

      P.S. - do you really think that the majority of the citizens of Mexico that are getting online with this initiative will want to pay $14 (or whatever) for Microsoft Office? Or, more exactly, do you think that the $14 is worth the difference between Microsoft Office and Open Office? When $14 might be a day's wage, or more?

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    2. Re:Dan is right. by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Re: Linux vendors not being in the deal,
      Please read my comments on the matter:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31233&cid=33 71 910
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31233&cid =3371 937

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  37. OT: Subscription Debate by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    "Are you guys actually paying for this stuff?"

    I hate when people say stupid shit like this. Let me explain why:

    1.) You're not subscribing for news, you're subscribing to view slashdot pages without ads. If you log out, you still have acess to EVERYTHING on slashdot.

    2.) Last I checked, $5 bought you 1,000 ad-free page views. Assuming I'm not mistaken about the rates, that's $.02 a page view. Oh Slashdot is really ripping you off.

    3.) What business is it of yours if anybody pays for it or not? You're not being told to subscribe. You're being offered an opportunity to pay a small price to not get ads. I, for one, find Slashdot really entertaining. Even if the story's not interesting to me, usually the comments are. I see value, therefore I either subscribe or contribute. You don't hear me bitching about the subscription.

    I realize this is off-topic, and I apologize for that. But I am sick and tired of people making posts like these as if it's a big deal. If you're here reading the comments, then Slashdot is providing you with a service, whether you like it or not.

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    1. Re:OT: Subscription Debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked, $5 bought you 1,000 ad-free page views. Assuming I'm not mistaken about the rates, that's $.02 a page view.

      $5/1000 = $0.05 != $0.02

  38. So charge that $14 at the bookstore register by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    If the bookstore required a $14 fee (once per semester) before students bought the software at this price, then that would be great. Students would get discounted software, Microsoft would get to warp impressionable young minds.

    The problem is when they want $14 from EVERYONE regardless of need. A lot of courses - even many computer science courses (at least at the graduate level) don't require software of any kind. Or people may already have the software through other channels, e.g., it came preinstalled on their computers, or their boss makes their work systems available for academic work.

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  39. Quick, somebody help Mexico! by Ogerman · · Score: 2

    This probably means you, RedHat. Go set our Mexican friends up with Free Software before M$ further ruins their economy to deepen their own pocketbook. This is really disgusting how M$ is seeking to stay afloat by going for big sleazy licensing deals at taxpayers expense both here and abroad.

    1. Re:Quick, somebody help Mexico! by Abreu · · Score: 1

      They tried, but MS spent a lot of money to make sure they got the deal. I explained it in above posts.

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      No sig for the moment.
  40. You must remember those "activity fees", then. by SlashChick · · Score: 2
    Remember those from college? Usually about $15/semester, they entitled you to use the pool tables at the Student Union or go to college football games for cheap.

    They were imposed on every student, regardless of whether that student actually went to football games or used the pool tables at the Student Union.

    "Maybe you're rich and can afford to give people $200 for absolutely nothing in return, but most of us aren't and we resent being forced to do so."


    Yep. Although, like the activity fee, your choice is always to go somewhere else. Most universities now have the Microsoft program whereby students can get any Microsoft software for $15 or so (everything from Visual Studio to Windows to Office.) Microsoft also routinely gives out free software at college events. I think that most students see this as a value-add, just like most students see being able to go to a football game for cheap see that as a value-add. Regardless of whether you like it or not, if most students are willing to pay, the university will be willing to levy another fee on those students.

    On the other hand, if students had protested, I doubt this would have ever been enacted. So the benefit is there, even if it doesn't apply to every student.
    1. Re:You must remember those "activity fees", then. by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      The difference here being that the money you paid TO YOUR COLLEGE was FOR that college and NOT for some privet independent company.

      if I worked I MS I would be willing to throw in a few bucks to the office party pool, but since I am NOT working there DAMNED if THEY should get MY money.

      Emphasis added for the bleak hopeless and generally inane.

      When you attend a campus you CHOOSE WILLINGLY to become at least in the smallest part a part of that campuses social atmosphere. As such you contribute some small pittance to funding various (often times idiotic) social activities.

      But there is a DIFFERENCE between contributing to SOCIAL activities for the GROUP that you belong too and providing REVENUE for a private company that exists SOLELY to make money. (of course your institution of higher learning may very well exist for a similar purpose, but once again, you have willingly signed on the dotted line saying you are willing to join them)

    2. Re:You must remember those "activity fees", then. by pennsol · · Score: 1

      yea i've seen that business model too..i think crack dealers use it..give it to them for cheap.. or just give it to them..then they're hooked for life..and to boot the ones that don't use it have to pay as well ..duh..if i can't use it or won't use it i shouldn't have to pay for it...and another thing... i wonder what the ethics boards at these schools think about doing business with convicted criminals...looks like they don't seem to mind

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      Just Limin' Mon

  41. Get a better dictionary by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    You need to get a better dictionary (or would that be a better dictionary.com?). Language evolves, and it's now widely accepted that "tax" can refer to any mandatory fee collected by one group on behalf of another group, esp. if the first group is a government entity of some type. This isn't entirely "fringe" groups pushing their own agenda - after California (and other states) passed tax limitation laws it becamse common for governments to enact taxes through third parties in an effort to evade those laws.

    As for the common usage that lexigraphers love, the "blank media tax" that's a law requiring part of the money from the sale of blank media go to the RIAA regardless of how the media will be used. (E.g., even if you're dubbing tapes of your own garage band's original compositions, the RIAA gets a cut.)

    Or the well-known "Microsoft tax" that's a license requirement that every system sold by OEM include payment for the Microsoft software license regardless of whether the user wants it or not.

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    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
    1. Re:Get a better dictionary by RN · · Score: 1
      sorry, but even with your own evolved definition of tax, this still doesn't apply. the fee is not mandatory, the University is paying it of their own accord. The costs are then passed down to students, but there is no force or cohersion involved. A tax is imposed by authority. This fee is in exchange for goods and services.

      As for the blank media tax, it's a law passed by the government, Microsoft does not charge through the law.

  42. The dependency curse by josech · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As you would know Mexico is an "emerging economy" (AKA third world), and one of the Mexicos greatest challenges is the technological dependency on other countries. Despite there are many people who are creative and brilliant (Manuel de Icaza) there are very few chances to develop an own technology. The mexican government doesnt support the technological development at great scale yet and the efforts to improve our technological base are very seldom.

    eMexico is a very interesting project focused on offering government services thru the use of IT in many different levels trying to close the technological gap. Unfortunately, Microsoft is the most known and used software provider, and its market dominance is brutal. 99% of the mexican IT is based on Microsoft products. I really dont think that Microsoft would pretend taxing these licenses, it pretends to consolidate its hegemony on the countrys technological dependence.

    Manuel made some proposals to include open source software on the eMexico project, but MS is offering a very "generous" support to the project in order to keep dominating the mexican market. They dont really need to tax this software cause they intend to dominate the whole mexican technology market.

    1. Re:The dependency curse by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Your points are valid, but actually this plan was originally Linux based, but MS bought the right goverment officials and now its MS only.

      See my previous posts on the matter.

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      No sig for the moment.
  43. Water-Cooled and Depending on a Rubber Band? by telstar · · Score: 2

    The guy with the water-cooled PC is depending on a RUBBER BAND to keep the water-seal tight? You've got to be kidding me. Hasn't he ever seen what happens to a rubber band when it gets old? Not to mention that it'll be under constant strain, and exposed to heat being in the case? That thing's going to turn brittle and crack within months leaving his PC soaking wet.

    Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb....

    link

    1. Re:Water-Cooled and Depending on a Rubber Band? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about that he went through all that trouble to turn a 933Mhz into a 1.1 Ghz?

      If he doubled his, maybe, but....

    2. Re:Water-Cooled and Depending on a Rubber Band? by Foss · · Score: 1

      The whole point of this is that he's started from scratch. He's testing out as many different possibilites as he can. Rob could have just made a regular water cooling block, but that would've been boring.

      What Rob's aiming to do with this series of articles is to go through as many of the problems as possible before making a block that works well. It's mainly for complete beginners, to help them avoid some of the basic mistakes. L337

      One great thing about this project is the number of emails we've had giving us advice on how to improve on the design, rather than the "haha what a dick!" style comments we've had here. People have been very helpful, and that's encouraging to the sort of person that this article is written for.

      This was posted under "it's funny, laugh" by the way, but it happened to come up under slashback instead.

      Laugh about it, email some tips, but please don't just rip into the guy just because you can't see what the article is actually trying to achieve.

      Cheers :-)

      --
      You've got mail. Pattern baldness. - Crow
  44. Yes: Tax Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Microsoft charges somebody and they get something in return. If they don't want it, they don't have to pay for it.

    This, of course, is where your argument falls down hopelessly.

    I *cannot* buy a new desktop PC without buying Windows.

    Each time I try to get a bare machine, the dealer has some excuse - With my current desktop, windows was a 'non-refundable' part of the bundle, but even though I said I specifically didn't want it installed, the dealer 'had to load windows' to do hardware testing.

    I have been taxed by Microsoft on 4 machines (2x95, 2x98) (despite the last version of windows I used for personal use being windows 3.11 on my old 386 laptop) for junk I didn't want, but still had to pay for.

    When I have to pay for other stuff I don't want, like bombs, tanks, nuclear power and enormous freeways, I call it a tax.

    1. Re:Yes: Tax Here by RN · · Score: 1
      I was only speaking about the microsoft deal with the university, not to OEM contracts and restrictions on you buying a pc. so my argument can't fall down when i didn't mean to apply it there.

      but speaking of that, I have no idea where people think they can't buy a PC without windows. I bought mine a year ago, without any OS and just pirated windows from a friend. i know at least half a dozen people who have done this. of course you'll have to do it through smaller vendors, the big ones want to sell you the moon.

    2. Re:Yes: Tax Here by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      Microsoft charges somebody and they get something in return. If they don't want it, they don't have to pay for it. This, of course, is where your argument falls down hopelessly. I *cannot* buy a new desktop PC without buying Windows. Each time I try to get a bare machine, the dealer has some excuse - With my current desktop, windows was a 'non-refundable' part of the bundle, but even though I said I specifically didn't want it installed, the dealer 'had to load windows' to do hardware testing. I have been taxed by Microsoft on 4 machines (2x95, 2x98) (despite the last version of windows I used for personal use being windows 3.11 on my old 386 laptop) for junk I didn't want, but still had to pay for.

      Then you are not looking hard enough for a dealer. I can go to a few around here( rural PA) and buy parts. They then will offer to build it for me, for cheap, as I just bought a shitload of parts. Surprise, no OS installed.
      or if you are really lazy, Wal-Mart sells a no Monitor No OS $399 PC.

  45. Re:You WILL pay, you WILL enjoy it, you WILL shut by RN · · Score: 1
    Oh please. Do you think your entire tuition goes only to pay for the courses you take and the professors you learn from? Here's a hint, your tuition goes to pay for many many things which you will probably never used. You probably didn't use the gym at all or went to the football games or take writing courses but your tuition helped pay for them.

    If you never said anything about that, you can't complain about this. Universities do not exist to cater to your needs alone. Not everybody is as leet as you to be a Linux guru. Some actually like MS products.

  46. If Hollings bill passes, then MS DRM is a tax. by yerricde · · Score: 1
    10 LET M$ = "Microsoft"

    1. A contribution for the support of a government required of persons, groups, or businesses within the domain of that government.

    If the next version of the Hollings bill (0.1 was called SSSCA; 0.2 was called CBDTPA) mandates a digital rights management operating system on all digital media devices, and Microsoft has a government-granted monopoly on such operating systems, then the U.S. government has in effect delegated its power to regulate operating systems to Microsoft Corporation. In effect, Microsoft becomes a semi-government agency like the US Postal Service, with the power to tax computers.

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  47. YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, its true.

  48. MS-exico? by jamirocake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a Mexican residing in the US i have to say this:

    It does not surprises me for to reasos:

    The right-wing governmet lead by the ex-Coca-Cola executive Vicente Fox that loves interviewing and meeting with his friend Bill G.

    Second: is a nation where most (not everybody thank god )computer knowlegable are "yuppies" that would never think of other OS than Microsoft. That is beacuse the common people don't have enough buying power to acqire PCs so that "world" is left to the semi-rich.

    In conclusion ,and ironically, is in nations like Mexico where MS can find a great niche because of poverty hopefully this won't continue, hopefully Linux will come to the rescue ....

    --

    --Manuel
    "I hate quotations, tell me what you think"
    1. Re:MS-exico? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I presume that if you are in the US is because youre looking for better opportunities than those in Mexico, If youre looking for the American Way of Life, then youre not as different as the mexican yuppies.

      There is an obvious monopoly in the mexican technology leaded by Microsoft, but I think that it is beacause we import the most of the technology from other countries.

      As we say in Mexico: No mames.

    2. Re:MS-exico? by jamirocake · · Score: 1

      I am here not for the American Way of Life, (the one you seem to be living since you seem to make assumptions in less than one second) I won't try to confuse you with facts since you probably made up your mind already about Mexico and me. But if there is something i detest is "American" the mainstream.

      If you want to post in a smart way try this: THINK before you judge, THINK before you post.

      Manuel

      --

      --Manuel
      "I hate quotations, tell me what you think"
    3. Re:MS-exico? by jamirocake · · Score: 1

      As we say in mexico: Dos para llevar

      --

      --Manuel
      "I hate quotations, tell me what you think"
    4. Re:MS-exico? by josech · · Score: 1
      Well, you posted first. I suppose that you are there to learn from them and then come back to Mexico (yes Im in Mexico) to save all of us; your story must be very sad and complex so we can skip it. The fact is that you are in the "mainstream" and Im working here with many other "yuppies" with certain technical skill to make this a better place to live.

      What I really hate is people who pretend to know about something thousands of miles away from their lifes. Why dont you come back here to smell the roses? If you have something better than holow critisism then put your money (heart or effort) where your mouth is and Ill be proud to apologize to you.

      e-Mexico is an excellent project with a lousy management, but it has the potential to help many communities who need many services (education, health, communications, job opportunities and culture). The only thing I agree with you is that MS software is a treath, and that there are many created interests on this project.


      Continuing with the mexican tradition of albur: Hazme el favor!

      BTW Im not anonymous anymore.

    5. Re:MS-exico? by jamirocake · · Score: 1

      Well that's what i meant on the first place! (the only reason i continue to write in english is so everybody else can understand).

      I didn't mean to undermine the validity of the project (or the goal of the project for that matter) I just think they are taking the wrong path choosing microsoft as the provider (and taht that descisions was probably based on personal interests as saddly has happened before not only in Mexico but in the US as well) MS is like a two sided sword, TRUE: it is easy to use and adminiter and it can quickly become a headache not only for security reasons but because people will only be exposed to MS (and they as individuals won't get the huge discounts the eMexico program is getting).

      And as side note you shouldn't judge the Mexican population of the US, not everybody are sons and daughters of daddy and mommy, the truth is that some of us have had it really hard> If you judge that easely you are just like people here in the US that judge quickly Mexico or other so caled "developing contries". And at the end you become what you profess against. Nobody should use the word hate so easily.

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      --Manuel
      "I hate quotations, tell me what you think"
    6. Re:MS-exico? by josech · · Score: 1
      You hate quotes ;)

      You must know that the mexicans living in the U.S. send the same amount of money than the whole foreign investments in the country. We must be proud of the mexicans who work there!.... and ashamed for not giving them enough chances to live in their own country. Of course its not easy for the most of all the mexicans living there, and thats the same case with many mexicans here. Many of us (you can call us yuppies if you like) are trying to change that terrible estigma of been known as "third world", or "emerging economy". It is really hard because not everybody want to change, but its necessary.

      President Fox has many faults, but were not only the mexican government nor the guys with the sombrero sleeping under the cactus (you should deal with that very often), the only difference with previous governmets is that we already know that changing our future as a society is possible.

      BTW There is a proposal to enable mexicans living out form Mexico to vote for the next presidential elections, thats really fare to me.

    7. Re:MS-exico? by josech · · Score: 1

      Sorry I should have said fair. No habrá modo de hacer foros en español?

  49. Underfunded is different from incompetent by jhoger · · Score: 1

    The patent office is not underfunded. Simply incompentent, in the way of unqualified, unethical, unprofessional, etc.

    If they were competent, but simply understaffed, I would expect a backlog. Rather than a backlog, they are apparently just rubber stamping patents without merit. Has there been a GAO audit of the office? They need to be called to account.

    I'd rather see the patents mired in years of red tape than to see those without merit rubber stamped.

  50. Re:YHBT. YHL. HAND. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I laughed the first time I read it....dunno what's up with the humour-degenerates living in the posts above you.

  51. Re:Alternatives by ethereal · · Score: 1
    "Bill Gates is a monocle and a persian cat away from being a Bond villain."
    - Dennis Miller
    --

    Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

  52. Business process patent by ppanon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since in the US you can patent something as long as you file the application within 1 year of publication, I think somebody should file a patent on hijacking planes to use them for building demolition. There's still a few months left in which to do it. That way if somebody actually manages to pull off another grab & crash, you could sue their families for patent infringement and recover any money that Saddam Hussein is paying suicide terrorists. I'm afraid it wouldn't work for suicide bombers in Israel. Firstly, there's lots of prior art and, secondly, the US is probably the only country that provides the 1 year grace period.

    If asked why you didn't publish and kept it as a trade secret, well the latest rash of copycat planes crashing into buildings should make the answer obvious: the public safety interest. It also indicates that this could become quite a lucrative patent in the future.

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    Laissez lire, et laissez danser; ces deux amusements ne feront jamais de mal au monde. - Voltaire
    1. Re:Business process patent by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Since in the US you can patent something as long as you file the application within 1 year of publication,

      Publication has nothing to do with patents. You are thinking of copyrights, in which case, it gets a lot harder to copyright something if you don't do it before or soon after publication.

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    2. Re:Business process patent by ppanon · · Score: 1

      No, I meant patents, not copyright. The reason why the RSA patent was valid in the US but not recognized by other countries was not because those countries treated it as an unpatentable algorithm (although that could have been raised as an issue if not for the fact that...) but because the algorithm had been described in a journal article published before the patent application was filed.

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      Laissez lire, et laissez danser; ces deux amusements ne feront jamais de mal au monde. - Voltaire
  53. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

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  54. huge mistake by josech · · Score: 1

    BTW Manuel de Icaza is the evil twin brother of Miguel, sorry for the mistake.

  55. Problem with people. by Romancer · · Score: 2

    They only look at things as though they can't be done or are hard to do, without questioning if they could be done differently.

    Case in point:

    From the article on the 5 year old's patent:
    "Intellectual-property experts said the patent clearly should have not been issued, but that such mistakes were inevitable from an underfunded government agency that issues 3,000 patents each week."

    This is the reaction I'm talking about, not that the patent office should not be giving out 3,000 patents every week, but since they do, there are mistakes. And underfunded? anybody file a patent lately? It cost this boys father $1,000 dollars to file his patent. With that as an example cost, the process cost the patent filers 3,000,000 dollars a week. Someone gets that money, and the patent office is the most likely cantidate that I can think of.

    If the lawyers are getting that money, well that's the patent office's fault for not looking over the patents themselves and billing the same as the lawyers. It's their only job after all.

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    ) Human Kind Vs Human Creation
    ) It'd be interesting to see how many humans would survive to serve us.
    1. Re:Problem with people. by snol · · Score: 1

      The article mentions that patent fees don't in fact go to the patent office, but to the general government budget instead.

    2. Re:Problem with people. by Romancer · · Score: 2

      Which would be the problem with people.

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      ) Human Kind Vs Human Creation
      ) It'd be interesting to see how many humans would survive to serve us.
  56. Re:Alternatives by extrasolar · · Score: 2

    If the "eMexico" package is merely a cut-down on license fees, then free software has them beat.

    In a Wired Story we get the following quote.

    "We agree with the philosophy of free software," said Valencia Garcia. "We'll use the money we save in the city's social programs. The slogan of our mayor, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, is 'for the good of all, the poor must come first.'"

    I'd suggest you read the entire short article for more information. Also according to another article, " The Mexican government is installing the free Linux operating system in 140,000 computer labs of elementary and middle schools."

    ``We decided to go with Linux because it would have been too expensive for all the proprietary software licenses,'' said Arturo Espinosa Aldama, the project's leader from the University of Mexico in Mexico City. The popularity of Linux, as an option to Microsoft Windows, is internationally expanding, while many of its former problems are disappearing.

    Frankly, there's no need for Red Hat or Calderal or any business to do anything. You see, to get Free Software, you have get out of the iron triangle of technology, business, and money. You have to include other rather foriegn concepts like community and freedom. So whats my bid? Linux User Groups.

    From this page I count eleven LUGs that mexicans can contact to help get their schools and organizations technologically up to par. Of course they'll need plenty of other things but the software is all right their ready to download of the internet, to share on CD's, and to modify to their needs. Of course Microsoft won't have for any of that sharing software thing--how can they compete?

    Now...all this information I gathered from google, a brilliant search engine that even you can use to answer your own questions.

    I'm dead serious too.

  57. "Our Content" by j09824 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "The DMCA's been so bloody controversial," Bill Hagen, the IEEE's intellectual property rights manager said Tuesday. "On one hand, it protects our content.

    This comment is quite telling. Authors write articles for the IEEE at their own expense. Sometimes they even pay page charges. And most of the editorial and reviewing for the IEEE is done for free. And in return, the IEEE claims that it is "their content" and charges steep fees for access to it. It's a really unfair arrangement, and the IEEE can only get away with that because students and professionals must publish or perish and there is no way to avoid the IEEE if you work in the field. You can avoid buying Microsoft, but there is no way to avoid paying the IEEE.

  58. $14 Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they charged $14 for and all you-can-eat licensing scheme here (Aus) I'd buy it in a second. Currently XP Pro retail Price is $570aus
    (~$270us). What a rip-off.

  59. Re:Alternatives by Loligo · · Score: 1

    >Microsoft is a company out to destroy all of their competitors

    And you don't think Ford would throw a huge party if GM went out of business?

    You don't think Coca-Cola would give bonuses to every single employee if PepsiCo filed Chapter 11 tomorrow?

    ATI vs. Nvidia?

    RJR vs. Phillip-Morris?

    Sony vs. Panasonic?

    Christianity vs. Islam?

    IBM vs. Dell vs. Gateway vs. Sun vs. HP vs. Apple vs. Joe's Homegrown Computer Shack?

    The objective of ANY business is to BEAT THEIR COMPETITORS.

    Why do people think this is so damn evil or wrong?

    >If you're not part of microsoft, you do not
    >stand to benefit from anything that they do

    Look me in the eye and tell me that you haven't benefitted at all from the massive influx of personal computers into every business and most homes in America in the last 15 years.

    Now tell me you really honestly think that would have happened if something like Windows hadn't come along to make these gosh-darn complicated new-fangled boxes usable to people that can't get their VCR to stop blinking 12:00.

    If you can really do that, you're deluded.

    -l

  60. Re:Man by Bitter+Old+Man · · Score: 0

    You were a great Communist dictator.

  61. Re:Man by Bitter+Old+Man · · Score: 0

    Yes... just ask the moderators

  62. Redmond Tea Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fight Taxation without representation (the license basically says that they're not responsible for anything that happens).


    Of course, someone would protest people dressing up in indian costumes. And what would they do, dump software products in the sound? The EPA and greenpeace might have something to say about that.


    On the flip side, do we really want Larry Ellison running Mexico? That might boost their 4th Quarter Profits a bit...


    I was being sarcastic. (Homer)

  63. Re:Trolls SUCK SHIT!!!! by Bitter+Old+Man · · Score: 0

    We trolls serve a valuable purpose on Slashdot. Were it not for us, the smelly open-source libertarian virgin acne-encrusted Linux hippies would run rampant, and chaos would ensue. So, as you can see, we trolls are not much appreciated, but we do serve a valuable purpose. More respect would be nice, although I've always believed in the values of peace, understanding, and empathy. Now piss off you cocksucking AC bitch.

  64. Re:Alternatives by Bitter+Old+Man · · Score: 0

    Fuck off nerdboy. Go take the earnings from your web design job and use them to buy a hooker. You know it's the only way you'll ever lose your virginity.

  65. Re:You WILL pay, you WILL enjoy it, you WILL shut by Bitter+Old+Man · · Score: 0

    Poor baby. Get your dick out of your cat's rectum, take a shower, and get a job, pansy ass.

  66. Re:Alternatives by raistlinne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First off, Christianity and Islam are competing religions (read: world views), not businesses. They are mutually exclusive by their very nature.

    Ford and GM are not mutually exclusive by their nature. Neither are any of the other companies that you mentioned.

    Anyhow, about your assertion: "The objective of ANY business is to BEAT THEIR COMPETITORS." Well, this is only true of bad businesses. The objective of good businesses is to make money buy selling goods or services. It is true that very frequently businesses will compete with each other, and that if their competition went away life would be easier for them. However, not all businesses are out to make all the money in the world. Plenty of businesses are happy with finding a decent niche and staying in it. For example, take a look at any given restaurant which has existed for more than 10 years but hasn't turned into a franchise. Take a look at most of the small businesses around. They really aren't all big businesses waiting to happen.

    The truth of the matter is that many, if not most, people are content with a certain level of achievement and don't want to take over the world. Most people are willing to find an equilibrium with their competitors.

    But to get back to your examples, just imagine if Ford had made special "Ford Gasoline" which was incompatible with all other cars (ignoring the fact that this was beyond the technology of the time), way back when, and that they only agreed to sell "Ford Gasoline" to gas stations which didn't carry any other type of gasoline. Now imagine a world with only Ford cars which cost $50,000 for the cheapest model, break down every 500 miles travelled, and somehow manage to leverage Ford brand toasters into your home. Aren't you glad that there was actually competition back when and that noone beat out their cometitors with really immoral tricks?

    Anyhow, I really love this part, "Now tell me you really honestly think that would have happened if something like Windows hadn't come along to make these gosh-darn complicated new-fangled boxes usable to people that can't get their VCR to stop blinking 12:00."

    (btw, I have certainly benefitted from the massive influx of personal computers etc.)

    Anyhow, as to your point, I do think that this would have happened, since something like Windows didn't come along "to make these gosh-darn complicated new-fangled boxes usuable to people that can't get their VCR to stop blinking 12:00". Windows didn't simplify computing, it provided a framework for graphics.

    Windows was not easy, either to use or to program. I speak as one who did both on windows 3.1 - it was a POS any way you look at it. Windows 95 was an improvement, to be sure.

    However, if you think that what happened with the computer boom was either directly or indirectly facilitated by any features of windows that anyone writing an OS for the personal computer wouldn't have implemented, you're living in a dream world. Most people can't figure out anything about windows administration, and as for program installation all you need is a standard way of providing the user with access to the installed programs. Every operating system has this. Hell, I know plenty of people who prefer a text menu to hitting icons with the mouse, and people who prefer a command line (possibly with a reference card) to icons too.

    Anyhow, windows came with no useful programs other than solitaire and mine sweeper. Noone every bought a computer for windows. They bought a computer for the programs that they could run on it. During the later time of windows 3.1, there were at least two competing windowing interfaces for the PC that could run dos programs, and 3 if you include linux w/ X. Programs would have come regardless of windows, and advances in hardware were driven by software, not by windows. Microsoft office only started to dominate a year or two after win95 came out, and it doesn't offer anything over its competition aside from 100% microsoft office compatibility.

    The truth of the matter is that microsoft has made no discernable contributions to the world of computing that anyone who had been in the right place at the right time as Microsoft had would have done (and probably done sooner and better).

    Anyhow, if you think that computers are easy to use, you're the one who is delusional. People are simply good at learning repetative tasks, such as checking their email. If you made them two 10 extra steps from what they have to do now, as long as these steps are consistent from use to use, they'd still use their email just fine.

    Really, the only people who think that computers are easy to use are those who don't give tech support to their family, friends, or acquaintences. Try it some time. You'll realize just how hard most people find computers.

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  67. Swinging sideways ... by grgcombs · · Score: 1

    I'll be challenging this, claiming prior art. I've got a sea of kids in kindegarten who saw me doing this in the 70s. Jack-Ass. Next he'll be showing his kid how to bring pointless torts before our already clogged legal system. Little Johnny learns how to sue God over too-warm milk from his mother's teet. Greg

  68. Anyone remember the Seinfeld... by Linuxthess · · Score: 1
    Where Jerry tells George about "the move" whence George starts using it without success.

    I believe it's the same episode where Jerry sees a street vendor hawking umbrellas, using his 'patented' umbrella-twirl to sell them. Jerry then attempts to make them stop.

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    1. Re:Anyone remember the Seinfeld... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Jerry doesn't want to make anyone stop, he just wants credit for inventing it.

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  69. MS Software cheap by Wise+Dragon · · Score: 2

    At my school (which shall remain nameless), we the students can get MS software for only a small fee: basically the cost of the media. This is due, I'm sure, to Microsoft's academic volume license agreement. Here's what we pay, and you've got to admit, it's a damn good deal for us students.

    Microsoft Office 2000 Professional: $6.00
    Microsoft FrontPage 2002: $6.00
    Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional: $32.00
    Windows XP Professional Upgrade* $6.00
    Windows 2000 Professional Upgrade* $6.00
    Office XP Professional $8.00
    Office 2001 for Mac $6.00
    Office v. X for Mac $7.00
    Visio Professional 2002 $6.00
    Visual Studio .NET Academic $6.00

    These are for licensed, legal copies, and as long as we get them as students, those licenses are good in perpetuam.

    1. Re:MS Software cheap by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 3, Funny
      At my school (which shall remain nameless), we the students can get MS software for only a small fee: basically the cost of the media. This is due, I'm sure, to Microsoft's academic volume license agreement...and you've got to admit, it's a damn good deal for us students.


      At my school (which shall remain nameless), we the students can get MS software totally for free. This is due, I'm sure, to the big-ass w4r3z server run by the l33t h4x0r d00d down the hall. You've got to admit, it's a damn good deal for us students.

      Only kidding,

      Steve
    2. Re:MS Software cheap by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      Well, I'm not a zealot but for about £50 you can buy SuSE Linux Professional which gives you not only an OS but pretty much every piece of software you could ever want. And if there is something missing, you can probably get it for free on the net. Which is a better deal?

      Now, I know some people will prefer MS/Apple software which is fine, but the issue is not whether it's a good deal but the fact that they are forced to pay the $14 whether they want it or not. No choices. That is the issue.

    3. Re:MS Software cheap by Wise+Dragon · · Score: 2

      I see it as a non-issue. If the school computer labs run microsoft software, the money for the licensing is still going to come out of the students' pockets, even if they don't have a line item for it on their bill. It's usually subsumed into the "technology fee".

    4. Re:MS Software cheap by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      I can say from personal knowledge that those prices are lower than employees get at the company store. (IANAE,BIAMTO)

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    5. Re:MS Software cheap by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Well, I'm not a zealot but for about £50 you can buy SuSE Linux Professional which gives you not only an OS but pretty much every piece of software you could ever want.

      While I'm the last person to defend MS, all those prices listed above total $89, which is about £61.

      And there are a lot of upgrades in there. You can buy W2K Pro and the XP upgrade, ignore the Mac products and the 2K upgrade, and spend only $70 dollars, which is £48, and be completely up-to-date software-wise.

      Of course, I don't know why you'd spend that much money on SuSE, seems somewhat silly to me.

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  70. mistakes? by bilbobuggins · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Intellectual-property experts said the patent clearly should have not been issued, but that such mistakes were inevitable from an underfunded government agency that issues 3,000 patents each week.

    What mistake? Temporary illiteracy? Did the possessed hand from Evil Dead get control of the 'APPROVED' stamp?
    I'm sorry, just don't get it.

  71. A thought... by Restil · · Score: 2

    The article states that the patent office is underfunded. What exactly, then, is that patent fee for?

    Yes, I understand when there are millions upon millions of patents issued, it can take a lot of time to go through them, even if there's a smart search engine available. But $1000 per patent buys a LOT of time to hunt.

    The first stage should be: Does the person working in the patent office, yes, your average federal employee, think that the patent is obvious or that prior work exists. This is about as close to a "layman" as you're going to get. If THEY think its obvious, then it fails immediately. Swinging on a swing, in ANY direction, should have failed. Maybe I have too much faith in federal employees. I don't have much as it is.

    Second, the exact text of the patent is cross-referenced against a database of all patents ever issued. Any more than 3 words match, they get marked for review. And then they're REVIEWED. BY MORE THAN ONE PERSON.

    Once again, I feel it is important to mention that this is a federal organization, with federal employees. I realize that has NO significance here, but for some odd reason I feel the need to mention it again.

    Peer review. A patent gets issued on a 30 day contingency period. Anyone who thinks that the patent has significant prior art will have the opportunity to submit proposals for its dismissal, and those proposals will be taken seriously. Yes, I know, they're "underfunded".
    But I'm sorry. There's no reasonable way that it cost $1000 to grant a patent for swinging sideways. And if 95% of the fees really do go to fund the beuracracy to support the office, then it probably would be better for everyone if it didn't exist at all.

    -Restil

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    1. Re:A thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you have any idea what an hour of a patent lawyer's time costs? do you realize that there are very, very strict guidelines on everything within the patent process, from the page format to the mail to the wording to the citations to using paper sturdy enough it can get through the new irradiation process?

      i'd be surprised if filing a patent could be billed for less than two hours time, and you're looking at six hundred dollars or so there - without a prior art check.

      yep, if you're greedy, you're in the wrong business.

  72. For anyone worried about swinging patents... by cabra771 · · Score: 1

    I'm starting to think that the force-fed commercialism that we've all been made to live in has tainted the minds of those that have squiggled their way into making decisions for us in this country (good ol' USA, sponsered by Pepsi)...if not the most of the rest of this world. I say...step back and take time to look at how much this world has turned into a huge advertisement and joke. While your at it, read Survivor. Chuck Palahniuk rocks!

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  73. lab fees by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    Most universities shy away from extensive use of per-course fees because they don't want the relative cost of different classes to influence what people choose to take (they should take what's most interesting/educational, not what has the cheapest lab fee). Exceptions for major items of course -- art studio type classes mostly. But both the admistrative paperwork and the aforementioned discouragement factor would make it better to just distribute the costs evenly over everyone. That's what they do for most things anyway -- you have to pay for the sports team even if you don't pay sports, you have to pay for the library even if you never research there, etc. It's how colleges work.

  74. Re:Alternatives by Abreu · · Score: 2, Informative

    danheskett says:
    ...when was the last time you saw any open source company put together a broadbased, ambitious, and extremely useful package like the 'eMexico' initiative? Where is RedHat? Where are the competitors? Where is RedHat in this big deal? Why didnt they put together a package? What about the open source ally's? Where are they?
    ...Where is RedHat? SuSE? Mandrake? Where are they? They are off fighting for scraps here or there while missing huge opportunties.


    Problem is, EMexico was originally based on Linux and Free Software, at least the original drafts made at the National University (UNAM), --incidentally this is Miguel de Icaza's alma mater.

    However Microsoft, upon learning this, offerred a very sweet deal to the President Vicente Fox and to the Communications and Transports Secretary Pedro Cerisola. Gates himself gave a tour of Redmond to these two and most likely they also got showered with gifts and other "signs of good will".

    Theres nothing the University could have done about it, much less Redhat or any other Linux company.

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  75. Sorry, but your info is dated... by Abreu · · Score: 1

    The wired story you linked is about a proyect that was forever frozen in the local congress because MS (or someone) paid some rightwingers to block it. Result: The local goverment in Mexico still uses windows (pirated for the most part, but hey, it's STILL marketshare!)

    The second story, about Linux and open office in rural elementary schools, was the first draft of what became the e-Mexico program. Then MS sweet-talked the secretary of Communications and Transportation and also the President. Result: e-Mexico will use MS software.

    Theres no fighting against corruption. Nowhere in the world, much less when MS is involved. You dont believe me? Ask yourselves what would happen if your goverment suggested dropping MS for Linux...

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  76. Dan misses the point - and so do you. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


    I guess I really don't understand this "everything must be free" mentality. I use Windows, and I think it's worth the $140 (Windows 2000 OEM) because Windows helps me make money doing my job.


    Like many IT industry people, you are completely missing the meaning of "free". You have assigned it the designation of "without a fee". And you have missed the real power of Open Source for the end user: freedom.


    To be sure, we all like to hold on to our funds. And sometimes that alone is a justification for one particular piece of software over another. But it is only one issue (and a minor one to many organizations with the appropriate funding).


    Sometimes technical decissions are made to support marketing. Often to the detriment of the end user - locking them in to a more profitable path. And while Microsoft is not the only one who does this, they have often proven to be especially adept at the practice.


    Open Source projects tend to make technical decissions for technical reasons. By its nature, it is difficult to use such technology to force a customer in to a set path (at any time, they can contract their own coders and go their own direction). And, of course, open source technology favors open standards which means an infrastructure will be compatible with other technology following the same standard (proprietary or not). Freedom.



    ...I believe that you should chip in your support to those vendors that you feel are making a good product, regardless of whether that product is being offered as a free download or not.


    And often those who desire monetary compensation DO have ways for end users to offer that compensation. I have paid for boxed sets of Linux for my own use (and that of my clients). I've recommended a mixed environment when the commercial and competing Open Source packages offered different strengths for different reasons (and actually - that competition helped ensure my employer got an improved product in the commercial package). I've seen my employer take GPL code, pay for development to improve functions needed for their own use, and return those changes to the project. And I've seen my employer contract a major Linux company for desktop support of their official desktop Linux rollout.


    Of course, that all involves fees. I've also supported my favorite Open Source projects with code (though I'm horrid at that). Artwork. Documentation. Bug reporting and working with developers to track down the problem. I've certainly helped improve those projects. And THAT is an important aspect of Open Source too.



    Keep that in mind next time you bash someone for using a product that costs money.


    Microsoft does not get bashed because their products cost money. Some of their free offerings (IE, Outlook Express, etc) get heavy criticism. And to be honest... anyone who wants to get Microsoft products for free has only to look for "pirated" copies.


    Microsoft gets criticized because of their marketing. This is where they take advantage of their customers. This is where they attack and attempt to strangle competition. This is where they attempt to subvert open standards. This is where they leverage their market leadership to illegaly maintain their monopoly. This is where they gain the tittle "evil".

  77. You "must" pay $14 to attend UM? by da+cog · · Score: 1
    From the MSAE FAQ:

    Does this mean that only Microsoft products will be used at the University of Maryland, College Park?

    No, the agreement is not exclusive. Participation for faculty and staff is voluntary. Faculty and staff members have the freedom to use whatever software they personally choose; however, for the next three years they also have the option of participating in the MSEA.
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  78. Re:You WILL pay, you WILL enjoy it, you WILL shut by eMilkshake · · Score: 1
    I'm certain that you would have paid more to Microsoft if this deal were not in place.

    Licensing is not a happy thing for universities. I work for one, and am charged with making sure every computer in my School has proper licensing. It's a horrible, horrible job. We could either plunk down $60-$200 per computer and maintain licenses individually, or we could be part of a larger deal (as we currently are) where we pay based the number of FTEs that we have. Guess which one costs you less in tuition dollars?

    We have a similar plan in that students can use MS software on their machines as part of being a student here. To us, it's icing on the cake. We know that students don't really need this software often (but it does allow them to upgrade software at minimal costs), but it allows us to let the university function as well as provide students access to this software in public labs at a much lower cost, passing the savings along to the student.

    If you would like to whine about how your university is charging you for services you don't need, there are better places to look (freshman english?). This deal is saving students money who never touch a computer.

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  83. European Union Copyright Directive == DMCA by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    The New Scientist article mentioned has this warning:
    A similar [to the DMCA] piece of European legislation called the European Union Copyright Directive is being prepared.
    While folks in the States are busy contacting congressmen about the potential government mandate to bail out failed MS products, those in the EU must deal with EUCD. Unfortunately, this new arrangement of states in Europe appears to have been more of a power and money grab than a democratization, so it's not.

    Where is a list of how citizens should contact their EU representatives?

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  88. Blue visualization of the inoperative women by BLAMM! · · Score: 3, Funny

    And this subject is what Lost in Translation comes up with.

    1. Re:Blue visualization of the inoperative women by acebone · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Its superficial lower whole number is belongs to us

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    2. Re:Blue visualization of the inoperative women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Portugese version is good, but I like the Italian better.

      Original English Text:
      blue screen of death

      Translated to French:
      écran bleu de la mort

      Translated back to English:
      blue screen of death

      Translated to German:
      blauer Schirm des Todes

      Translated back to English:
      blue screen of death

      Translated to Italian:
      schermo blu della morte

      Translated back to English:
      blue screen of the dead women

      Translated to Portuguese:
      tela azul das mulheres inoperantes

      Translated back to English:
      blue screen of the inoperative women

      Translated to Spanish:
      could not translate

      Translated back to English:
      could not translate

    3. Re:Blue visualization of the inoperative women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Used: 'where do you want to go today ?' twice in a row.

      Got {in english!}:
      Où il qui évaluation vous, l'extrémité à aller aujourd'hui?

      Funny. Btw, I don't see the galactic pot healer mentionned on the site. Quite sad. This game is from that Philip K Dick book.

  89. MINNESOTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That kid is not from the great state of Wisconsin. The people of this state are not that stupid.

  90. Re:Alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you *know* they didn't even try?

  91. Re:Alternatives by raistlinne · · Score: 1

    WHy is money so god damn sacred to you? If they all got together and bargained to get cheaper lunchmeat, and the reason that they could get it cheaper is because it had spoiled, are we still supposed to chear on these schools for their great bargaining? Or what if they could get the lunchmeat cheaper because the lunchmeat company was a front or money-laundering operation? Or because drug dealers were lacing it with cocaine or some other ingestible drug in order to gain greater market penetration in those school districts?

    Why does the simple fact that someone saved money mean that we should ignore everything else and do nothing but praise them and verbally pat them on the back?

    You see, when we say that Microsoft is bad, WE MEAN IT. We're not saying "we don't want to sit at the same table as microsoft", nor that "we don't want to hang out with them after school". Microsoft is bad. They are actively working towards a future that we don't want to happen. Every success for microsoft is a defeat for the rest of us. Every step closer to world domination that microsoft takes is a step farther from the freedom of the rest of the world.

    I'm curious: if, say, during the gulf war there was a story about various [your country here] schools making a deal with Iraq to get history textbooks cheaply, would you have similarly condemned everyone who didn't say "they're getting a good price, this is wonderful news and all people should jump in the air with joy and exuberance"? Had someone pointed out that they were (1) Going to be getting textbooks which contained a lot of misinformation and (2) Funding biological weapons to be used against either the Iraqi people or the people of [your country here] as Sadam felt like it, would you have jumped down their throat the way that you've jumped down the throats of people pointing out that a victory for microsoft is a bad thing for the rest of the world?

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  92. Prior art by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    There's prior art. In 1994 IIRC a plane was hijacked in Alger, flown to the Marseille airport (other side of the mediterranean sea). There a SWAT team entered the plane and killed the terrorists, but the latter's original target was to fly right into Paris.

    Also, the movie "Executive Decision" with Kurt Russell features a hijacked jumbo jet heading for DC.

    1. Re:Prior art by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Well, there was obvious intent in the 1994 incident. Then again, although it's almost never enforced these days, it used to be that you had to provide a working model of any patentable invention. This is obviously difficult to achieve for business patents but perhaps you could use that argument to invalidate the 1994 incident as prior art since they never did manage to actually crash that plane...

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    2. Re:Prior art by stud9920 · · Score: 1

      dude, you and I are badly in need of getting a life

  93. My COmputer by masterkool · · Score: 0

    I have a really old overclocked pentium I (to 133). It overheats like a madman...who overheats alot. I just duck-taped a standard fan (to cool a room or someting) about 12" in diameter to the side of the case. It works great.

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  96. when I worked for a patent law firm by AssFace · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had to do all the patent searches at the actual patent office and through all the paper. that was 1995. I was wondering why they didn't just scan it all in and search it that way since I had just implemented that (on a smaller scale of course) in that law firm's office when I first started that summer. they told me that it was taking some time - but the early stages of IBMs thing were up - I was very impressed by it. they were running on pentiums! WOW!! hee hee.

    I had to do many searches, mostly on weapons and fitness equipment - EVERYTHING that you've ever seen on late night tv - like the abdomizier and shit like that - all of that was patented in the late 1800s and early 1900s and then someone came along and searched through them all and made them in plastic and aluminum instead of iron and voila!

    there were a series of strange patents that I can recall - one was a device that was basically underwear for women that would have a dildo of sorts on the inside that was made of radioactive material... I can only assume this was for medical treatment.
    then there was a dog carrier that would loop over their upper jaw and snout and then the other side went in the dog's ass. things in animals asses are always funny.
    but probably the best one was a "lottery ticket scraper" - it was just a flat peice of plastic and it was done up by a local patent lawyer there in DC - I just loved that it started out "Since the dawn of time man has..." and then I don't recall the rest. but it was amusing.

    the end.

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    1. Re:when I worked for a patent law firm by AssFace · · Score: 2, Informative

      also - the patent office was my first time experiencing being around really weird smart people. there were all of these inventors there that had briefcases full of paper that would sneak around with the briefcase handcuffed to them, and then refuse to talk about what they were working on. I of course HAD to know what they were doing. one guy in particular was very strange and I know his idea had something to do with fake ducks...

      also, in the patent office main search area - at least circa '95 - there are these large columns. there was one guy that would tiptoe along from column, and hide behind them - if he wanted to talk to you - you would hear "psst psst"
      very weird people.

      and they coated the floor to ceiling windows with a film to reduce the amount of harsh light and heat coming in - but that blocked cell phones (which were a huge deal back them - the big kind that only rich important people had) - so the people that had them would sit by the window and then tear off the film on the window... so it produced all of these strange light patterns coming in.

      also, they had security there, but in the entire summer that I was there, I just made up different names the whole time I was there and never showed real ID - just acted like I knew what I was doing and went everyday, dressed well, and they just ignored me. also got into a few patent inspector's offices that way - really needed a xerox of a few patents and they were hoarding them in their office - so I waited until lunchtime and snagged them and then put them back.
      I felt like james bond. only skinnier.

      also - they have a VERY extensive magazine collection there. it was awesome - I would get my work done and then read every single back issue of all the car mags and Cinefex

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  97. Re:Alternatives by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
    Yes, this is redundant, but I've got mod points so at least my post will be seen, unlike the original (at least until you mod me -1 Redundant :-)

    How do you *know* they didn't even try? Please cite references.

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  99. Re:Alternatives by raistlinne · · Score: 2

    You sir, are a moron. Noone in their right mind who doesn't pay the tax bill in question cares if they got a good deal. Is it news if you got a shirt at half off? No. It isn't. Someone getting a good price on something that they want happens constantly in a capitalistic society. It's irrelevant.

    These people deserve to be pitied for making a bad choice. The fact that they didn't spend much money doing it is relevant only to the people whose money it is.

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  100. Re:Alternatives by Abreu · · Score: 2

    You are so slow you are almost going backwards!

    I say no one can compete against MS PR money! Specially when that money is being used to buy 3rd world politicians!

    Look at the diverse US cases against MS. Bill will get away with everything without as much as a slap in the wrist. Money is power, and theres nothing you or me can do about it.

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