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The Lone Gunmen Are Dead

Mike Perry (And many,many others) writes: "In an astounding move after the cancellation of the show, Chris Carter killed off the Lone Gunmen in tonight's episode of the X-Files. After a short introduction that re-introduced the group as trying to save "a world that isn't too kind to idealists," the episode progressed until the Gunmen realized their destiny with Langley's quotes about Joey Ramone, and then Byer's quote "We never gave up, and we never will. In the end, if that's all they can say about us, it'll do." The episode then built to an ending where the Gunmen group gave their lives to thwart a bio-terrorist financed by a business tycoon.I don't know about you guys, but back in the prime of the X-Files, these guys were as close a role model as I could find on television as a kid. I was deeply disappointed with the cancellation of the show (sure the pilot sucked, but the next few episodes were good). I feel glad that these characters were allowed to retire with dignity before the end of the show." CD: Oops, sorry about the spoiler, when I scheduled the post I miscalculated the timing. I know, I'm evil. I promise I won't ruin the next 4 episodes or however many they have left.

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  1. Sneakers by dasheiff · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah not since Sneakers had we seen real hacking.

  2. Hello, SPOILER warning? by szcx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Way to go, fuckmonkeys. Hey by the way, Darth Vader was Luke's father.

    1. Re:Hello, SPOILER warning? by rnturn · · Score: 4, Funny
      ``Hey by the way, Darth Vader was Luke's father.''

      Hey thanks a lot! Just where was your spoiler warning?

      I have all the released movies but I was waiting until all the remaining episodes were filmed before watching them. But why bother now.

      Sheez. :-(

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    2. Re:Hello, SPOILER warning? by BreakWindows · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have all the released movies but I was waiting until all the remaining episodes were filmed before watching them. But why bother now.

      They made sequels to that movie? Man, I imagine they must have gone downhill after that first one...probably filled with furry muppets or something.

      And to all the people complaining: come on, it's only television. If you find yourself complaining that someone spoiled the ending to your favorite TV show, AND that show is the XFiles, AND the spoilage was that the geeky subversives with whom you identify were killed: You really need to (re)evaluate your life. Put down the game comtroller, move out of your parent's basement and cut the mullet. That *whoosh* you hear is life passing you by.

    3. Re:Hello, SPOILER warning? by PaganRitual · · Score: 2, Funny

      oh great, here we go again, another 'holier-than-thou' loser who is here to tell us all how we are all geeks and should 'get a life' because whatever we happen to enjoy and take an interest in doesnt agree with what he might like.

      im SOOOO thankful that my saviour has arrived to tell me how misguided and inadequate my life is ... tell me, oh "BreakWindows" (wow man, youve already got me thinking you are a l33t h4x0r, you must have linux installed, GEEK), how shall i improve my own pitiful existence so that i may attempt to at least been seen fit for pity in your eyes? ...

      get outside some more???
      take up some sport???
      become keen on jesus???

      or better still, maybe ill just go back to doing whatever i like to do, with other people that share the same interests ... GOSH! ... is that allowed??? ...

      whatever i do, i just need to be careful to not like anything too much, cause i would hate to be able to be typecast under some sort of heading, whereby people might be able to know me and what i find interesting ... because then all the people who dont neccessarily like that sort of thing might have something to say against me; they might call me a loser because i dont fit in with what they think or do ... oh BOO HOO HOO!!!

      get a clue you dumb fuck ... if you are gonna spend your time telling people that whatever they find interesting is wrong or makes them a loser, or is boring, then you are just showing yourself up to big an even bigger loser, who obviously has so much time on their hands to be able to waste it like this (my excuse is that im bored at work atm) ... and besides, unless you find the subject matter interesting, your opinion simply doesnt count anyway, and no one could give a shit what you and your *whooshes* have to say about anything ...

      oh yeah, and one more thing moron ... ALL of the muppets were furry ... the phrase 'furry muppets' doesnt make any sense ... STUPID

  3. Re:Just so you don't do this again.. by Wintersmute · · Score: 5, Funny

    slashdot's entire cultural coverge is pretty weak and needs an overhaul

    Am I the only one who thinks that cultural coverage for nerds is like visual arts coverage for the blind?

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  4. Re:SPOILER WARNING!!!!!! by Glytch · · Score: 3, Funny

    The concept of the Lone Gunmen being buried in Arlington is just so completely wrong I don't know where to begin.

  5. Re:good episode, bad ending - sci-fi in general by glwtta · · Score: 4, Funny
    The only bright spot is that Enterprise is getting better.

    Wow, nothing could've brought home the fact that sci-fi on tv sucks now, like that one sentence.

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  6. well, you ruined the x-files for me by AnimeFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    So here will be tonights hockey score in the Detroit vs. Vancouver game.

    Detroit - 2
    Vancouver - 3

    It was decided in overtime.

    Oh, and yes, Peter Parker is also Spiderman.

  7. I'm really very sorry. by chrisd · · Score: 5, Funny
    It honestly wasn't intentional. It wasn't a time zone thing, I just haven't watched x-files in such a long time (the whole alien tease thing they did was too annoying for me) so I didn't think about when the story would hit on the west coast. My bad.

    Anyhow, it's 9pm on the west coast so no real point in changing titles (something we are loathe to do), and well, a big apology to everyone who cares, and a big overall apology to people further along the dateline who we probably regularly ruin shows for. (But it is just TV, after all)

    chrisd

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  8. I LIKE.. by _aa_ · · Score: 3, Funny

    the fact that your role model is TV. And even moreso, fictional TV.

  9. Has Slashdot... by Aragorn+DeLunar · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Jumped the Shark?

    http://www.jumptheshark.com/

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  10. Not a spoiler. It's your own damn fault. by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is not a spoiler. It's your own damn fault for reading it. Don't you know that the great slashdot blackout is going on?

  11. Re:Thanks, morons by kubrick · · Score: 3, Funny

    You ever hear of something called the Earth? See, there are *many other countries* out there that doesn't get TV shows in the exact same *year* YOU do.

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  12. wait a minute... by telstar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I though the internet took three more hours to reach the west coast too!

  13. NO!!! by DAldredge · · Score: 1, Funny

    If it was William Shatner it would have been

    Move!...Out!....Of...Your....Parent's!....Baseme nt !

  14. Re:BYE-BYE SLASHDOT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

  15. Re:UUUHHHH....SPOILER WARNING..... by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Spock DIED? When the fsck did that happen????!!!!!!

    ;)

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  16. Re:AASSHOLES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slashdot is always wreaking my fun! Like when ever there's a big news story I want to be the last one to hear about it. But it always fucking shows up on Slashdot before I get a chance to sit down in front of my TV to watch the news. And man that makes me really really mad! I hate it when a news service that I dont pay 1 cent for makes an error!!!

  17. Geez, I'm old... Oh... my arthritis... by tommck · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't know about you guys, but back in the prime of the X-Files, these guys were as close a role model as I could find on television as a kid.

    COULD I FEEL ANY FUCKING OLDER RIGHT NOW?

    When you were a kid!?!?!

    Jesus, I need a beer.

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