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Megaspammer Monsterhut Loses On Appeal

Werehatrack writes "Much jubilation was expressed in news.admin.net-abuse.email when it was learned that the long-running court battle between PaeTec and Monsterhut had reached a definitive conclusion on Friday with a New York appeals court finding in favor of PaeTec which finally allowed PaeTec to pull the plug on their least-loved customer's connectivity. PaeTec was actually somewhat restrained in its news announcement on its own website, simply noting that they had won and that they had disconnected Monsterhut."

294 comments

  1. Oh, they're in trouble now... by NineNine · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that they won't be able to find a new provider. Riiiiiight.

    1. Re:Oh, they're in trouble now... by SomeoneYouDontKnow · · Score: 2

      They may find another provider, but whoever it is, that unfortunate company will quickly find itself on so many blacklists that its employees won't even be able to sneeze without hitting an unfriendly router somewhere.

      It'll be interesting to see if anyone is dumb enough or suicidal enough to give these spammers connectivity. If that should happen, I'll make every effort to submit the details to Slashdot so the relevant IP space can be erased from the Internet.

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    2. Re:Oh, they're in trouble now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      They did months ago.

      Try a traceroute to www.beaverhome.com - one of their alter-egos.

      Yup, hosted at GT in Canada.

  2. Big Whoop by adjensen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...so they'll move somewhere else and waste someone else's legal budget trying to get them gone.

    Until there are real laws with teeth that take these guys down for good, victories will be short lived.

    Not to mention the fact that, since they seem to be able to afford the legal fees of a losing battle, they're obviously making some serious coin from a gullible public, which simply means more and more of these bozos as time goes on.

    Sigh....between spam and virii this last week, I don't think I really wanted to see 10% of my email.

    1. Re:Big Whoop by pete_p · · Score: 1
      Spoketh the poster...
      Sigh....between spam and virii this last week, I don't think I really wanted to see 10% of my email.
      10%? You're lucky... I doubt I wanted to see 90-100% of my email...
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    2. Re:Big Whoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monsterhut had to defend in court. Therefore, their information is now in public record. Who wants to put up a collection so we can hire a few guys to pay them a visit? I'm sure they can be "persuaded" to take up a new line of business if we all pitch in...

    3. Re:Big Whoop by buss_error · · Score: 2
      ...so they'll move somewhere else and waste someone else's legal budget trying to get them gone.

      I kind of doubt anyone will sign these bozos up. I mean really, even Level 3 'prolly won't touch 'em now.

      And yes, my office DOES block all Level 3 IP space. Every last bit of it.

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    4. Re:Big Whoop by cypr355 · · Score: 1

      "Until there are real laws with teeth that take these guys down for good, victories will be short lived" I know spam is a serious pain in the rear, but I doubt any legislation passed in any country would be effective. And with stuff like the DMCA, CBDTPA/SSSCA, and COPA floating around, I myself would rather the legislators leave the internet and digital technology in general alone. It has been proven that the majority of them don't understand what they are doing... and their track record is pretty grim

    5. Re:Big Whoop by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      How do you guys get so much damn spam... i get a few things from Verisign, Apple Developer Connection and maybe a few random once a monthers from scatter spammers... not alot. Is it a Windows thing? Maybe Hotmail, which isnt't really e-mail at all, more like marketing central.

      well, good luck...

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    6. Re:Big Whoop by mgv · · Score: 2

      Is it a Windows thing? Maybe Hotmail, which isnt't really e-mail at all, more like marketing central.

      Its definately a hotmail thing (as well as other ways of getting spam). I know this as I get spam directly to my hotmail account, which I never give out (its only used as a web interface for my incoming email to other addresses). So spammers are just guessing hotmail addresses I think and adding them to the list.

      Michael

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    7. Re:Big Whoop by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      How do you guys get so much damn spam.

      I think it happens when you have an email address posted on a web page.

      One of my addresses shows on a relatively popular web page and that's the address where I receive all kinds of penis enlargement and viagra offers, and lately lots of Klez's. (Klezi?) My "private" email address doesn't receive any spam, so far.

      The spammers apparentley harvest addresses from web pages.

      Part of the answer is to avoid using mailto: and @ in your address if it is on a web page. "Send your email to joeblow (at) whatever.com seems to work better than a mailto: or even joeblow@whatever.com as most spammer's spiders don't seem to handle that. I guess they get enough addresses from mailto: links.

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    8. Re:Big Whoop by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2
      How do you guys get so much damn spam.

      It happens over a period of time. I've had one e-mail account for a several years, and each year the spam gets worse. I know better than to follow the link that "unsubscribes" me, but it's gotten to the point that I can't tell the difference between e-mail pushes that I've agreed to and those I haven't. I don't like the idea of changing email addresses, either.

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    9. Re:Big Whoop by GlassUser · · Score: 2

      Easy solution: never solicit marketing.

      [I have to type this garbage in here because the slashdot lameness filter filters too much non-lame content.]

    10. Re:Big Whoop by generica1 · · Score: 1

      Not so simple. I get spam because my email address is listed on the WHOIS database online, for several domain names which I have registered. I know this because I listed my work email address for I am the IT contact at my job for my work's domain names, and they were fresh, new email addresses that I haven't used on any websites for anything yet, and the spam started coming within a week of my email addresses becoming visible/searchable via WHOIS.

      I don't solicit marketing. Any other ideas how I could eliminate this spam?

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    11. Re:Big Whoop by pete_p · · Score: 1

      my yahoo mail account gets tons of spam... in fact, 99.999% of the email there is spam. My real account is fairly spam-free, but still gets lots of junk mail... damned all_students mailing list at my uni... they love sending worthless garbage to it, often multiple times... I believe (but am too lazy to check) I said that most of the email I got I didn't want, not that most of it was spam :-D

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    12. Re:Big Whoop by GlassUser · · Score: 2

      I meant that specifically to the original poster: if you don't solicit marketing, then all email marketing you get is spam. Report as such.

      I've been bitten by the whois spam bug several times. I hate it.

    13. Re:Big Whoop by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      How do you guys get so much damn spam.

      I think it happens when you have an email address posted on a web page.

      I've had my real address on my website pretty much ever since I started tinkering with a GeoCities page years ago. I've used the same address on my self-hosted page for the past two years, but it's only in the past month or two that spam has picked up.

      I think the increase I've seen lately in spam is the result of putting my email address in Usenet postings. For a long time, I obscured my email address. The last time I reinstalled Linux on my server, though, I didn't bother fixing trn to mangle my email address. (IIRC, I tweaked the Pnews script to insert "ncc74656" somewhere in the hostname...I think it became salfter.dyndns.ncc74656.org, or something like that.) The volume isn't too high yet, but it used to be almost nonexistent. (Since so much of it is HTML-formatted, it gets diverted into a bounce file. I then go into that file and delete anything that looks even remotely like spam.)

      As for website address harvesting, I have a robots.txt file set up. I don't know if spambots respect the settings in it (there's a better-than-even chance they don't), but try this:

      User-agent: *
      Disallow: /email-addresses/

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  3. class action suits by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I would like to see is a class action suit against these spammers. AOL lost a class action suit a while ago after it claimed unlimited connectivity but there were many business signals, and they simply gave several free hours as a settlement (which is odd since they offered me 1000 free hours in the mail over 45 days, which would be nice if I didn't have a cable modem, wanted a slow net connection with software that corrupts your dlls, and I wanted to be online just over 22 hours per day).

    Why aren't there class action suits against spammers? What they are doing is actually against the law in many states, or at least when they forge the headers. They also cause infrastructure damages to ISPs and violate licenses. If they are charged $500 per email in suits against those who complain, and they sent millions of emails, shouldn't they be liable to everyone in a class action suit? Why no one has taken up class action suits against the spammers astounds me, it would be almost certain to win, and it would win large amounts of money.

    Hey, maybe I should send an email to millions of people from the Internet about this great idea in which they can make thousands a day!

    1. Re:class action suits by galaga79 · · Score: 1

      Who would you take the suit against though? The person/group who is outsourced to do the spamming for the company, the company who contracted the spammers to do marketting for them or both?

      As much as I would love to sue people who spam me it's not like I have the time or money to do so. At the end of the day it just seems easier to setup a bunch of filters instead.

    2. Re:class action suits by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Funny

      As much as I would love to sue people who spam me it's not like I have the time or money to do so.

      Exactly. I currently have someone sending spam and faking my email address as the From: address. I could surely win a court case against them, but I don't have the time or money to do it. Laws are not the solution.

    3. Re:class action suits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Aol has been sued a few times. Once, becuase they're servers and incoming lines were so overwhelemed, people couldn't get on. A jusdge barred them from sending out new disks until they fixed that problem (I don't recall if that was a state vs AOL or class action vs AOL).

      Another time was over billing (they rounded up and started teh clock at the first "AT" command). This was back when they were offering 20 free hours. The settlement was a huge chunk of cash for the lawyers (who initiated the suit, and one was the lead plaintiff), and 20 free hours for everyone who had been overbilled. Of course, by that time, they were routinely offering 1000 free hours and shortly switche over to the unlimited hours model, so the class action actually got shit.

      Anyhow, unfortunately, spamming is "free speech", there generally aren't many laws against it, it's "interstate commerce", and we can't jurisdict over foreign soil (except Canada and Afghanistan :). Too bad.

    4. Re:class action suits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aol has been sued a few times. Once, becuase they're servers and incoming lines were so overwhelemed, people couldn't get on. A jusdge barred them from sending out new disks until they fixed that problem (I don't recall if that was a state vs AOL or class action vs AOL).


      Is that why I didn't get any of my free floppies for so long? Goddam gummint!

      This poster's name secretly replaced with Folgers Crystal Meth

    5. Re:class action suits by flyhmstr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget the problem of inter-country spamming. The amount of spam I get which is sourced from within the UK is next to nil. Chasing the spammers who've forged my domain in the past will require international legal action and very deep pockets.

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    6. Re:class action suits by spudgun · · Score: 1

      Spamming is not Free speach
      it costs my workplace $0.20 per Meg
      that's not free !
      freedom of speach is fine , but only if the speach is in a free arena, say what you like on a soapbox , but don't make me pay to hear it

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    7. Re:class action suits by sysadmn · · Score: 1

      What I would like to see is a class action suit against these spammers. AOL lost a class action suit a while ago after it claimed unlimited connectivity but there were many business signals, and they simply gave several free hours as a settlement...
      Great! To settle the charges, they'll double your spam allocation!

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  4. Lunacy. by Latent+IT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just so everyone knows, this case has been dragging on since 3/01. Over a year, in which Monsterhut had unlimitied spamming rights on an ISP's network, actually against their will.

    It's so odd. The US is the most litigious nation, worldwide, and yet we STILL suck at it.

    1. Re:Lunacy. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, you're confusing litigation with justice. If we were great at justice, the spammers would have been tortured to death (now there's a job that could pay minimum wage and still have people jumping at the chance).

      If were great at litigation however, this case would have dragged on for a year, costing far more in legal fees than it ever deserved to. Oh wait.. that's what happened.

    2. Re:Lunacy. by Latent+IT · · Score: 2, Funny

      By George, you're right!

      Even my Grisham collection agrees with you. And six dollars an hour to torture spammers to death? Well, okay, I only have a $20... I'll take three hours. ;p

    3. Re:Lunacy. by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well i dont know the particulars but it may be that the ISP desicded not to kick them off just so they limit their potential damages, in case they lost.

    4. Re:Lunacy. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh my god. This is sad. That someone would mod this up as funny... I never intended it that way. I know I post alot of goofy shit, but I was 110% deadly serious this time.

      And I don't find it funny at all. :(

      I just accused our judicial system of being morally bankrupt and functionally impotent. Flamebait would have been more appropriate. Even troll. I think I'll go cry now.

    5. Re:Lunacy. by Dynastar454 · · Score: 1

      I think it was the job part that got the funny vote, I know it was what made me laugh. We are all numb to the crap that is the US justice system, if you want a Troll mod you need to talk about something important, like vi vs Emacs.

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    6. Re:Lunacy. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      Nah, you're confusing litigation with justice.

      Hmmm... the end result looks pretty much like justice to me. Perhaps it took a year, but it seems to me that a year is not that long a time for a civil case to run.

      I think that you are being unduly critical here.

    7. Re:Lunacy. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      If it looks like justice to you, that's just because you're so starved for it that you no longer recognize it.

      I seem to remember reading something about someone trapped in some desert, slowly dying of dehydration. It got so bad, he attempted to drink shampoo. Maybe it's like that for you?

    8. Re:Lunacy. by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Well i dont know the particulars but it may be that the ISP desicded not to kick them off just so they limit their potential damages, in case they lost.

      Nope. The case mentions that the state Supreme Court granted the spammers an injunction to stop the ISP from terminating the contract immediately - essentially, the ISP was forced to host them until the case finished.

    9. Re:Lunacy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At $6 an hour, I'd max out at least a couple of credit cards.

    10. Re:Lunacy. by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You have to read his sig if you want to read his comment.

      To do otherwise would be theft.

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    11. Re:Lunacy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And I don't find it funny at all. :(

      Yet you wrote:

      ... now there's a job that could pay minimum wage and still have people jumping at the chance ...

      And, later on:

      ... this case would have dragged on for a year, ... Oh wait.. that's what happened.

      Sir, I do believe you're trying to ride the karma train by replying to your original +5 post and complaining about moderation (a shrewd, apparently effective tactic). The parenthetical remark could have easily been removed without losing any of the meaning or force of your post, and the last paragraph could have been phrased as fact, not hypothesis, removing the need for the last sentence. Again, no loss in impact. If you mean to express outrage, sarcasm is effective, but realize that sarcasm and irony are considered "+5 Funny." Don't complain about the moderation.

      Posting anonymously to preserve my +1 bonus for important matters....

    12. Re:Lunacy. by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      well that is stupid.

      injunctions should only be granted if irreperable harm could happen and there is nothing irreperably harmful about changing ISPs.

    13. Re:Lunacy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 points in a nested comment? Wow! You are my god! I bow down, the big dog is in town. Can I have sloppy seconds? I know the girls are just going to tear into you!

    14. Re:Lunacy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's 6 points, he started both comments with score 2.

    15. Re:Lunacy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were serious about torturing them to death?

      "If we were great at justice, the spammers would have been tortured to death"

      Ummm.... ???

    16. Re:Lunacy. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Yeh. Serious.

  5. Anti -spam Court Decision by Medevo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This decision will hopefully create a legal presedent, that anyone, even from Large companies to single users, cannot abuse the internet and its services.

    With this decision in hand hopefully the government can make some sort of new law that says that if you send out a large number of e-mails (spam), that your account is disabled immedatly, pending a full review. A law like this could reduce the internet bandwith signifigantly, and allow legitiment users to gain faster access to the services they desire.

    Lets see what this does in the ongoing war against internet abusers

    Medevo

    1. Re:Anti -spam Court Decision by bagofbeans · · Score: 1

      Ah, but defining what exactly is abuse is the meat that feeds the laywers. The only solution that will work in practice (ie not feed lawyers) is one that rigidly bans UCE, and defines a fixed penalty per ocurrence ($500?) such as for unsolicited telemarketing in US.

    2. Re:Anti -spam Court Decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? George W. Bush isn't a legal president?

    3. Re:Anti -spam Court Decision by pedro · · Score: 1

      Dude..
      You made a good point.. really.
      I hate being a prig (not prick; that's different) but WHOA do you need to learn to spell!
      Bad spelling makes you seem a luser(tm). Don't do that.

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    4. Re:Anti -spam Court Decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even microsoft could spam at that rate!

    5. Re:Anti -spam Court Decision by tresstatus · · Score: 1

      Just because you send out a large number of emails doesn't mean you are a spammer. Say someone has a mailing list that is completely ligit. They just happen to be sending out 5000 emails a day. With your idea, their account would be disabled. That would be denying use to someone who isn't breaking the law.

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    6. Re:Anti -spam Court Decision by Medevo · · Score: 1

      I will spell check before my next post.
      :)

      Medevo

  6. RTF? Gah, here it is for those without Word. by wackybrit · · Score: 5, Informative

    I can't stand those morons who have to requote entire pages because they think they'll be Slashdotted. However, this is different. They linked to a RTF file, and I didn't notice, forcing IE and Word to load. Erk!

    So, for all of the people who can't/don't want to read a RTF file.. here is the text of the first link:

    (WARNING: It's really boring)

    -- starts here --

    SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK
    Appellate Division, Fourth Judicial Department

    PRESENT: PIGOTT, JR., P. J., GREEN, WISNER, SCUDDER, AND KEHOE, J. MonsterHut, INC., PLAINTIFF-RESPONDENT, MEMORANDUM AND ORDER

    PaeTec COMMUNICATIONS, INC., DEFENDANT-APPELLANT.

    BOND, SCHOENECK & KING, LLP, SYRACUSE (ROBERT KIRCHNER OF COUNSEL), FOR DEFENDANT-APPELLANT. ALFONSO MARRA BAX, LEWISTON, FOR PLAINTIFF-RESPONDENT.

    Appeal from an order of Supreme Court, Niagara County (Lane, J.), entered August 27, 2001, which, inter alia, denied defendant's cross motion for summary judgment.

    It is hereby ORDERED that the order so appealed from be and the same hereby is unanimously modified on the law by denying plaintiff's motion, granting defendant's cross motion and granting judgment in favor of defendant as follows:

    It is ADJUDGED and DECLARED that defendant is not in violation of the agreement and may terminate the agreement in response to plaintiff's sending of unsolicited, mass, commercial e-mail in breach of the agreement and as modified the order is affirmed without costs.

    Memorandum: Plaintiff, a marketing company that uses the Internet for advertising, entered into an agreement with defendant, an Internet service provider, to obtain Internet access services. The agreement incorporates defendant's Acceptable Use Policy, which provides that a subscriber, here, plaintiff, is in violation of the agreement if it engages in "spamming," defined as "[u]nsolicited, commercial mass e-mailing." Shortly after defendant began providing Internet access services to plaintiff, it notified plaintiff of its intention to terminate the agreement based upon plaintiff's spamming. Plaintiff commenced the instant action seeking declaratory relief and an injunction preventing defendant from terminating the agreement.

    Supreme Court erred in granting plaintiff's motion for a preliminary injunction. Plaintiff failed to establish a likelihood of success on the merits (see Technology for Measurement v Briggs, ___ AD2d ___ [decided Feb. 1, 2002]; Talley v Baker, 207 AD2d 967), irreparable harm if the preliminary injunction is not granted (see Technology for Measurement, ___ AD2d ___) or lack of an adequate remedy at law (see Matter of Camp Scatico v Columbia County Dept. of Health, 277 AD2d 689, 690). Contrary to defendant's contention, however, the court did not improvidently exercise its discretion in fixing the amount of the undertaking. The amount of the undertaking is reasonably related to the amount of damages defendant established that it might suffer "by reason of the injunction" (CPLR 6312 [b]; see Blueberries Gourmet v Aris Realty Corp., 255 AD2d 348, 350).

    We further conclude that the court erred in denying defendant's cross motion for summary judgment seeking declaratory relief. Defendant established as a matter of law that the agreement prohibits spamming and that neither the two percent complaint limit contained in Addendum 1A, paragraphs 1.4 and 1.5 nor the 30-day notice and cure provision of paragraph 3 applies to spamming. Defendant further established as a matter of law that plaintiff had breached the agreement by engaging in spamming. Plaintiff failed to raise a triable issue of fact. Its submissions in opposition to the cross motion amount to nothing more than "mere conclusions, expressions of hope or unsubstantiated allegations or assertions" that it will be able to prove that it did not engage in spamming (Zuckerman v City of New York, 49 NY2d 557, 562).

    We therefore modify the order by denying plaintiff's motion, granting defendant's cross motion and granting judgment in favor of defendant declaring that defendant is not in violation of the agreement and may terminate the agreement in response to plaintiff's sending of unsolicited, mass, commercial e-mail in breach of the agreement.

    Entered: May 3, 2002 CARL M. DARNALL Clerk of the Court

    1. Re:RTF? Gah, here it is for those without Word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      OpenOffice renders the document perfectly. No Microsoft crap is required to read .rtf files.

    2. Re:RTF? Gah, here it is for those without Word. by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I don't know why they need to use RTF for a legal document anyway, because they're always done in plain courier font. Might as well use an ASCII text file.

      BTW, what's up with lawyers and ugly courier documents? They use high-powered computers to draw vertical lines in the document header with ')' characters, as if all they had was an old Smith Corona manual typewriter. They always make documents on unwieldy legal size paper that won't fit in your filing cabinet. They use huge fonts that take up lots of paper. They print single-sided on heavy, thick stock. No wonder they're always running around with special 14-inch thick briefcases.

      I've gone through a few patent applications (luckily at my employer's expense), where a lot of the process was paying some attorney $200/hr to: Take my carefully formatted documents (which had nice fonts, tables and clear diagrams), and transform them almost verbatim into an uninterrupted stream of monospaced courier text. They also took my nice diagrams and redrew them in a clunky style with little number tags stuck to every line on the drawings. Oh, and every plural noun had the phrase "a plurality of" inserted in front of it. I could almost write a Perl script to do this job.

      No wonder the patent office has a hard time retaining patent examiners. Anybody would go mad reading documents all day that have all formatting and context removed.

      Why can't the legal profession just come up with a nice standardized documet template?

    3. Re:RTF? Gah, here it is for those without Word. by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      I noticed when it tried to load Word, 'cause word.exe hit the firewall and stuck. I gritted my teeth and let it go ahead, but said HELL NO! to giving it automatic permission.

      What a waste loading Word for an rtf document! Wordpad would work perfectly well. I'll have to see if I can't .. convince IE not to load Word.

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    4. Re:RTF? Gah, here it is for those without Word. by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      They linked to a RTF file, and I didn't notice, forcing IE and Word to load. Erk!

      That's a very strange problem for a Linux user to have. Oh, wait, you're one of them. Erk!

    5. Re:RTF? Gah, here it is for those without Word. by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      plaintiff, is in violation of the agreement if it engages in "spamming," defined as

      The court order uses the term "spamming". T'is truly a wonderous age!

    6. Re:RTF? Gah, here it is for those without Word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WordPad doesn't do manual page breaks, headers/footers, etc.

      As for your technical problem, look around the advanced File Type options -- there's a way to turn it off.

    7. Re:RTF? Gah, here it is for those without Word. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2

      Mozilla wants to load 'less' to read RTF files, which is worse than useless, because it loads into the console that X was started from...

    8. Re:RTF? Gah, here it is for those without Word. by wackybrit · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm one of those who runs a productive OS that has a range of decent software by wonderful companies like Adobe and Macromedia. I am a Mozilla-head though, so I can be forgiven.. but that RTF seemed to load IE back up for some reason.

    9. Re:RTF? Gah, here it is for those without Word. by elvum · · Score: 1

      Only because it's quoting from the ISP's terms of service. Hence the quotes.

  7. Grr... by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1, Funny

    I submitted this story this time last night, and got rejected.

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    1. Re:Grr... by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      I submitted this story this time last night, and got rejected.

      Damn! So close to fame, fortune, and the good life and then life deals you this horrid blow!

      Seriously, there could be any number of reasons. The person who decided against running your story might be a different person than the one that ran the story today. Maybe the way that you wrote yours up was less in keeping with the Slashdot style (e.g., perhaps you did not include enough typos and misspellings). Don't sweat it. It's not like any of us remember who submitted the various stories we read here.

  8. Damn, they lost. I'll miss them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    All the good stuff is being banned. Our British freedoms are going away! Vote for socialists and communists!

  9. Extreemly unlikely they will.. by autopr0n · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Considering they sued the last one. I mean, would you hook these people up, knowing that you'd be lining yourself up for a good round of lawyering?

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    1. Re:Extreemly unlikely they will.. by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      Actually it was the last two!

      Appartently they're already connected somewhere in the Netherlands. (Like it's not as if they didn't have time to prepare. :^(

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    2. Re:Extreemly unlikely they will.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Appartently they're already connected somewhere in the Netherlands. (Like it's not as if they didn't have time to prepare. :^(


      Do you know where? I'll be happy to contact their freshly hooked up ISP and work out their options :-)

    3. Re:Extreemly unlikely they will.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you know where? I'll be happy to contact their freshly hooked up ISP and work out their options :-)

      It won't do you any good. Nothing is illegal in the Netherlands. :-)

  10. Off-topic: Re:Grr... by fanatic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Disinfect the GNU General Public Virus!

    It's so simple. Don't include GPL'd source code in your source code and the GPL doesn't affect you. Or is it so unjust that you can't get something for nothing and claim it as your own?

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    1. Re:Off-topic: Re:Grr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, someone who agrees with me... I think The Matrix gave Ishtar a real good run for worst movie ever.

      The Matrix spoof that used to be (maybe it still is) on ifilm was pretty damn good tho! :)

    2. Re:Off-topic: Re:Grr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, Jay Maynard is the same guy who nearly killed himself because he was driven out of his IRC channel. Take everything he says with a grain of salt.

  11. Moving Overseas by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Considering they sued the last one. I mean, would you hook these people up, knowing that you'd be lining yourself up for a good round of lawyering?

    They'll probably hook up with an ISP in Asia someplace, where people haven't figured out the details about spam yet.

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    1. Re:Moving Overseas by LittleStone · · Score: 1

      Don't assume people in other countries don't really know how bad it could be for allowing SPAM.

      I wonder whether there's official statistics which is the most SPAM originating country. My guess: USA (just because of the large amount of internet users)

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    2. Re:Moving Overseas by Dock · · Score: 1

      That's probably not a bad thing. They'd be hooking up with someplace that is friendly to that type of serivce and probably serves other businesses like it, slap a blacklist on them THERE and you'd probably nail more scum than innocent people like in this case.

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    3. Re:Moving Overseas by Dirty+Pickle · · Score: 1

      A quick glance at my logfiles suggests Korea is the current leader.

      Yes, folks, the answer was Korea. Thank you for playing, we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

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    4. Re:Moving Overseas by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      A lot of that is actually from North America via open proxy servers. (Since all the schools in South Korea have identical misinstallations, it's not hard to find an open proxy.)

      This is not to say that I don't get a lot of native Korean spam. (I wonder what they're trying to sell me??)

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    5. Re:Moving Overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Since all the schools in South Korea have identical misinstallations..."

      Don't you mean "identical installations of windows"?

      or am i being redundant?

    6. Re:Moving Overseas by AJWM · · Score: 2

      Got 50. Please do not mod me up, otherwise some bozo will mod it back down.

      Moderation isn't (shouldn't be) about you, it's about the worth (or lack thereof) of your post to the Slashdot readers as a group.

      You post something insightful or informative, I'll mod it up. You post a troll or something misinformative, I'll mod it down. (Or would if I had mod points.) I don't care what your personal karma level is.

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    7. Re:Moving Overseas by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Heh, I don't really care. Okay, maybe a tidge when someone mods up a post (hitting the wall) and then someone just has to mod it down. Or worse, when someone objects to my unmodded post being at 2.

      I frequently change sigs, and I was stuck for something that day.

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    8. Re:Moving Overseas by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      Don't you mean "identical installations of windows"? or am i being redundant?

      No, just wrong. They're running Linux.

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    9. Re:Moving Overseas by joFFeman · · Score: 0

      eh, considering that you can't find a company these days that doesn't do business overseas at some capacity anyway, and the fact that the internet reaches a global audience, countries of origin mean little. sure, you can block .tw or .jp- but they'll catch on soon enough and register random dot-coms to satisfy their twisted urges to enlarge my penis and inform me of exciting real estate opportunities. they aren't even targeted, i already live in a house, and i have a massive wang. once they have an address on a list, they barrage it with a steady stream of rancid spiced ham. spam is a reality we'll be facing for quite a while, and i feel we may just have to learn to live with it. sometimes, you just have to relax, or it'll only hurt worse.

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    10. Re:Moving Overseas by SomeoneYouDontKnow · · Score: 2

      ISPs don't block spammers by domain; they do it by IP ranges. So it doesn't matter whether their domain ends in .jp, .kr, .com, or anything else. Block the appropriate IP range, and you block the spammer.

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    11. Re:Moving Overseas by joFFeman · · Score: 0

      i know, but as a user, the general practice is domain-based, either on a per-domain basis or an all-encompassing dot *variable* block. ip addresses are a commodity spammers can pretty much consider infinite. they'll use one until someone at their isp notices and blacklists them, and then get another account, either at the same isp or somewhere else. :( <br><br>these pessimistic views brought to you by a dark, brooding teknogoth. Sponsored in part by Bauhaus Semiconductors and the iBleed line of designer leather PDA cases from Hot Topic

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    12. Re:Moving Overseas by joFFeman · · Score: 0

      i look like a total idiot due to the html tags jammed into the above post. though i suppose i'd look like a total idiot anyway, the two tags make me look even more inept than i actually am. i is real smart, i sware.

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    13. Re:Moving Overseas by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Two ISP's... Hananet.net and kornet.net , those bastards from Korea made me cancel my 4 year old Yahoo mail account.

      Did everything... Reported via spamcop.net (oh thats why I know its not US schools), mailed them real politely to do something about it, in plain english... Nothing happened.

      Is there a "higher level" place we can report those constant abuses of those 2 ISP's?

    14. Re:Moving Overseas by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      mailed them real politely to do something about it, in plain english..

      As the server is in Korea, you might get more action if you emailed them in plain Korean.

      This is not as much of a joke as it may appear. A common complaint of many "foreign" sysops is that documentation for programs is available only in English which they may not understand well enough to fully comprehend the way that the software should work. The simplest answer here is to say "Well, if you don't know how to run it properly then don't run it at all". Unfortunately, this answer doesn't work in real-life as those guys figure they require the functionality of the software in question.

      I don't really know the answer here. Send teams of people to Korea to volunteer to fix the servers? Short of that, I don't know of anything that will work.

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    15. Re:Moving Overseas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get out of here, Shampoo! Stop sending me spam. Go chase Ranma or something.

    16. Re:Moving Overseas by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      As I got total 200+ messages and tracked all of their sources via spamcop.net (Well, I must have freaked up a bit) I am SURE those 2 ISP's I mention are AWARE of the situation and they have english pages ,english customers too...

      I can't be more sure, those ISP's aren'T being abused, they are abusing the Internet themselves.

      If I get sort of this thing again, I will spend time and contact them via Korean embassy here,in Istanbul. Oh, no I won't surrender and filter, I want them to get some trouble.

      Heh, maybe we should leave them to communists, many of our soldiers were dead at North/South war too...

    17. Re:Moving Overseas by DDRP · · Score: 1

      It is due to these two ISPs you mention I am going to close down my current email address and only be contactable via a webform. I'm sick with it >=o. They _shall_ not be sending me their unreadable garbage anymore.

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    18. Re:Moving Overseas by number+one+duck · · Score: 1
      in plain english... Nothing happened.

      Did you try plain korean?


    19. Re:Moving Overseas by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      You post something insightful or informative, I'll mod it up. You post a troll or something misinformative

      I agree with you. I think the parent post was expressing concern over the really cool effect of getting your post modded both up and down. If you already have a 50, and people mod your post up too much, somebody else will come along and mod it down for being overrated. In that case, unfortunately, you lose points instead of gaining. The same thing happened to me a couple days ago.

      I was peeved the first couple of times it happened, but then I decided that it just provided more incentive for me to post something insightful or interesting so that I can get my points back. :-)

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    20. Re:Moving Overseas by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

      I don't really know the answer here. Send teams of people to Korea to volunteer to fix the servers? Short of that, I don't know of anything that will work.

      You would think the FCC should probably be given the job of doing stuff like this, instead of worrying about how to implement a magic standard for uncopyable bits so we can be offered more pay-per-view crap from Hollywood.

    21. Re:Moving Overseas by AndroidCat · · Score: 2

      Eh, it's like a bird dropping on a waxed car, no biggy. I finally checked out the icon beside each post, and the ability to declare other posters "Friend/Neutral/Foe" is weirding me out. Is this like Pyroto Mountain, or what?

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  12. Why not pull the plug? by neomagi · · Score: 1

    I don t know the specifics of the contract, but it seems to me from other ISP's contracts, they have the right to terminate service at any time. They might have to give back the balance of the contract or the entire amount of the contract, but wouldn't that be better than dragging this out.

    does anyone know the specifics of the contract?

    1. Re:Why not pull the plug? by rusty0101 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Accept that I could be wrong, this is just my interpretation...

      From what I read, Monsterhut established a contract with the ISP, then when the ISP provided them notification that the contract had been broken by Monsterhut, and the service was going to be terminated, Monsterhut turned around and got a lower court judge to establish an injunction against the termination of the service by the ISP.

      Monsterhut's arguments were that they were not spaming, and that they had otherwise lived up to the contract.

      The ISP's arguments were that the thresholds established for determining that Monsterhut had been spaming had been crossed, and that the contract was "At Will" meaning that either party could terminate the contract for any reason, or no reason at all.

      The decision by the ISP to terminate the service was based upon the fact that the ISP had received more than 2% email complaining that Monsterhut was a spam source. I do not know what that 2% was of, (network trafic, number of complaints about customer spamming, total volume of e-mail to the ISP) but in my opinion that is a valid threshold. If they set the threshold lower, it is possible that anyone could get kicked off, without having sent any spam, simply because they upset some wanabe hacker who complained to the ISP. 2% of one of these levels means that more money is being spent handling this customer, than the customer is paying.

      Personally I think that Monsterhut should be further delt with by making them pay for the ISP's legal bills.

      -Rusty

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    2. Re:Why not pull the plug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ISP got into bed with a "Bulk Mail" outfit in order to make some money. The 2% number was written in to cover their ass -- there's no way they were keeping track of 2% of millions of e-mails. This contract was a pure pink spam licences.

      This was to be a very profitable arrangement for the the ISP until they got into trouble with other ISPs. Then they had to back out of the contract, which of course was difficult. The only thing that sucks worse than spammers is spam-friendly ISPs like these guys.

    3. Re:Why not pull the plug? by gnovos · · Score: 2

      What they SHOULD have done was cut them off, and when the judge asks them why they proceded with teh cut off, despote the court order, simply retort, "We did NOT cut them off. We cut off a spammer. Since they have already admited to NOT being a spammer, logic dictates that we did not cut them off."

      Tada!

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    4. Re:Why not pull the plug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, Judges just LOVE IT when you do things like ignore their injunctions. They love it EVEN MORE when you then try and use some clever (but wrong) argument to say you didn't ignore them

    5. Re:Why not pull the plug? by Jay+L · · Score: 2

      What they SHOULD have done was cut them off, and when the judge asks them why they proceded with teh cut off, despote the court order, simply retort, "We did NOT cut them off. We cut off a spammer. Since they have already admited to NOT being a spammer, logic dictates that we did not cut them off."

      That is SOOO cool! That should work with ANY judge built on ANY silicon-based microprocessor.

      Oh, but wait.

  13. Paetec is just as bad they allowed the spamming by bxbaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    read the case documents
    the first complaint filed March 22, 2001
    items 8 and 9
    paetec allowed monsterhut to spam as long as the complaints where below 2%

    they both should be put in jail.
    this isnt a hurray for the isp and boo for the spammer. Its a spammer geting screwed by a spammer

    1. Re:Paetec is just as bad they allowed the spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe that that post has not been modded up. It's absolutely correct. This was never a case about a good ISP versus a bad spammer; this was a case about a spam haven (PaeTec) getting in over its head and then getting all "Woe is poor pitiful me!" when the spammer went on the offensive. What did they expect? Their original usage policy allowed Monsterhut and others to spam and they ignored abuse complaints for months before even issuing warnings. Do a google search on usenet groups for all the info you need about PaeTec. The net would be a better place without PaeTec and Monsterhut.

  14. I wish I could personally have pulled that plug! by danro · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish I could have been the one the one who pulled that plug...
    Man, that must have felt good...

    It probably went down something like this:
    Lucky employee> "Bite my shiny metal ass, spammers!"
    *sound of cat5 cable violently ripped out of a router*

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  15. 1 down.... by tcc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    34723984723 to go...

    There's one thing I don't get. We are tax payers, the people we elect are law-makers, they are paid to find solutions to common problems. They love passing laws. But WHY do they always have to go against the population and not work with them?

    Get this: name me 10 subject that would get 99% approval among the population? heck even TAX CUT wouldn't get 99% because some people would be affraid of the system collapsing, etc etc... but SPAM? come on... if it's not 99% it's going to be 99.9%.

    My question is: Why is the system so slow about it? why am I being spammed at a rate of 80 messages a day (including 20 that passes the "HIGH" setting in my hotmail account) I mean if I get spammed, I am sure senate representatives are getting spammed like hell too, I am sure it costs microsoft a LOT in bandwidth and storage and all to keep up with spam on their service (if they have a million of users that are like me receiving 20 spam for 1 valid email (and I am not joking) their system is totally wasted for nothing.

    Why so much tolerance? why not blocking every higher class where the biggest spam machines comes from? the hell with the valid users; if they are cutted out, they will do something other than reading about it and sitting there, switch ISP or if it's another country with only one wire well they will do pressure to the higher instances to get their connection back. My way might be drastic, but I am FED UP with it, I've been waiting for 3 years for this problem to get solved and it's just getting worse.

    It's like... remember like 5-10 years ago when you could post on usenet without getting any trouble? the worst thing that could happen to you was someone using flash.c against you? :), When I saw the net going commercial, I knew this would be bad, I said "well one day everybody will have a net connection and I'll have higher speed" and this is the good side, but some days I'd rather go back to my unix dialup account and have the feeling I had without the aggression of abusive emails, script kiddies and all that crap we have these days... ok this is a bit extreme but I'm sure you all get the idea.

    We are barely starting to see something happening, but it's not by destroying the spam of ONE guy that you will scare the others off, this is going to get out of hands even worse, they will see how the legal system is bloated and exploit every single holes in it if they have to.

    The system seems to protect the megacorporation more than little guys like you and me, but in this case, it would help BOTH sides, so why is it taking so long? cut asia off for a day, heck, DO SOMETHING. Ideas? heck , these guys are payed over twice my salary to come up with creative ideas, why don't they do their jobs and save me from taking the laws in my own hands?

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    1. Re:1 down.... by SPiKe · · Score: 1

      It's like... remember like 5-10 years ago when you could post on usenet without getting any trouble?


      The only thing you had to worry about was your newsgroup was being UPA'd, or stumbling in to Godwin's Law.

      I remember the good ole days
    2. Re:1 down.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      that was some of the worst grammar I've read in a long time.

    3. Re:1 down.... by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

      But WHY do they always have to go against the population and not work with them?

      One word: Money. They get large campaign contributions from various corporate sources, and in return, they cater to the needs of these same corporations. They're in somewhat of a difficult situation because if they don't cater to the corporations, they won't get any more campaign contributions. If they don't have campaign money, their chances of getting elected or reelected drop sharply.

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    4. Re:1 down.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Some reasons?

      1. Quick, reactive legislation is not good policy.

      2. Distribution of speech is difficult and dangerous to legislate.

      3. The correct way to solve this to make spammers pay for bits, changing their business model.

      4. Who has time to write laws when their inbox is full?

    5. Re:1 down.... by tcc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That doesn't have to do anything with spammers, they don't receive a zit from spammers, the typical spammer is a guy running a home buisness or a store that thinks like "if I send out 40,000 email and get a response from only 0.1% of that amount it's going to recuperate the costs and make it worthwhile (and it wouldn't work if people were smart, the problem is SOME people do respond).

      I still don't understand how you can operate a mouse and a keyboard, and respond to an email that will help you to get out of debt and entrust your finance to someone that SPAMMED you, I don't know what kind of education these people get but this is very sad. And this is one of the place where the government should protect people from themselves and I wouldn't say anything.

      Anyways the point is, big corporation are even more touched than us as individuals, because they get a LOT of traffic wasted on their net feed, they need extra ressources on their mail servers and either a net admin or every employee needs to check their junk folders once in a while to trim the crap from the good messaged filtered out, this costs productivity and equipment for something that shouldn't be there in the first place.

      You don't see telemarketters calling people one by one thru the receptionnist in a 1000 employee company right? you don't see vacuum vendors going from desk to desk in large corporations :). You get the idea. This touches EVERYBODY with no exeptions, this isn't a matter of having money or not, these spammers are taxing useless bandwidth, time, and hardware, and I am not even counting how many are total frauds.

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    6. Re:1 down.... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it's easiest to use a metaphor here, so I'll try to make it a good one. Let's start with the internet, circa 1985.

      At this point in time, the internet was much like some pristine wilderness, barely touched by mankind. The american west in the early 1800s, or maybe a south pacific island at the same time. Beautiful, clean. Able to go anywhere you want, and no one notices. Sure, you can't run down to the 7-11 and buy some chips and beer, and it can even be a rough place to live, but it's just so satisfying. Time could stand still, and you wouldn't complain.

      Fast forward to 2002. This pristine wilderness is now covered by smog (popup ads, spam) being churned out by the local factory (spamhaus). There are fences everywhere, buildings built every concievable place, and the few open areas are public parks that don't let you do anything interesting. You can't fly a kite (run a webserver on yourr cablemodem, perrhaps). You can't put whatever sign you want on the front of your leased office building (hosted website). The zoning officials are constantly demanding bribes. And the crime rate in your section of town is horrifying. Not that anyone ever comes here anymore, ever since the Best Buys and Amazons bribed the local politicians to stop the expressway from coming through that area (baby bell dsl fiasco).

      Face it, the internet is now one large inner city ghetto, and you don't have any money to move.

    7. Re:1 down.... by drimmeeper · · Score: 1

      > (including 20 that passes the "HIGH" setting in my
      > hotmail account)

      Hey tcc! I think I have a solution to your problem! Ditch your hotmail account and get an account elsewhere.

      I have about 5 free accounts that I use and none of them get spammed. But then again, I never had a hotmail account either. 8^)

    8. Re:1 down.... by Lost+Nookie+Parlance · · Score: 1
      At this point in time, the internet was much like some pristine wilderness, barely touched by mankind. The american west in the early 1800s, or maybe a south pacific island at the same time. Beautiful, clean. Able to go anywhere you want, and no one notices. Sure, you can't run down to the 7-11 and buy some chips and beer, and it can even be a rough place to live, but it's just so satisfying. Time could stand still, and you wouldn't complain.

      Except, of course, for the possibility of getting shot for pissing off some guy in a card game, dying of cholera, dying of childbed fever, dying of gum disease....

      Yes, I remember using a 300 baud modem. (You think X Windows is slow?) I remember upgrading from 2400 to 9600. I remember being a "charter member" of AOL. I remember joining my local ISP and being suddenly unable to connect anymore once it grew past a certain stage. I remember the constantly crashing web browsers of the early days. I remember email programs without filtering support.

      I know this is offtopic, but romanticizing the past is so clearly bullshit.

    9. Re:1 down.... by TheCage · · Score: 1
      ) I mean if I get spammed, I am sure senate representatives are getting spammed like hell too.


      Unfortunately, you do not have people who read your e-mail for you. Problem solved! (for the senators anyway).
    10. Re:1 down.... by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 2

      SoftHome.net is good. Free webmail/pop3. They drop ads in your email account a few times a month, but if you use pop3 you can filter them. Check the quotas before signing up to make sure they won't kill you.

    11. Re:1 down.... by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Get this: name me 10 subject that would get 99% approval among the population? heck even TAX CUT wouldn't get 99% because some people would be affraid of the system collapsing, etc etc... but SPAM? come on... if it's not 99% it's going to be 99.9%.

      My question is: Why is the system so slow about it?


      Because some people would consider Spam to be speech (as in "free speech"), which makes it a Constitutional issue. And the courts are slow (or "deliberate", to spin it more positively).

    12. Re:1 down.... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not just a constitutional issue, but a constitual issue. Even if the spammers don't give a dime in campaign contributions, the esteemed members of congress know that the majority of the money they do get comes from corporations. If spamming were successfully regulated and that regulation passed judicial review, it would establish precedent for corporate speech not being considered worthy of protection under the first amendment. It is only a small step down the slippery slope to go from regulating spam, to regulating the bribe economy that state and federal governments run on.

      For if corporate speech is not free, then all the campaign contributions that have corrupted the hell out of our legislative system are no longer considered a protected right of the American corporate citizen. Thus the status quo for the ruling elite would change dramatically (until a new loophole was found). Those ruling elite up in washington like things the way they are, it's a great gig if you can get it, as the saying goes and they don't want to lose it.

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    13. Re:1 down.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For postal spam, 0.1% is considered a good response rate for a fancy mailer. Spammers are probably looking at .01% or less.

      As for how MAKE MONEY FAST makes money -- It doesn't. At least not directly.

      As far as I can tell, Spamming is nothing more than a pyramid scheme where the spammers sell consulting services and tools to wannabe spammers (aka suckers).

      The sucker thinks "Lookit all this spam. _Someone_ one must be buying this stuff!", and after he's been taken, he gets a clue and starts selling address lists and open relay addresses to other suckers.

      Thus spam will increase exponentionally until we run out of suckers or get some legal enforcement involved.

    14. Re:1 down.... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      You're kind of missing the point... Ok, 300 baud modems were slow, but computers were also slow. 2400 baud is adequate if you're just reading mail on a plain 80x25 screen (remember kids, it's only in the past 10 years or so that computers got pretty graphics. Some of us have been around longer than that).

      I didn't *need* filtering on my email until about 1995-1996 or so.

    15. Re:1 down.... by njdj · · Score: 1

      There's one thing I don't get. We are tax payers, the people we elect are law-makers, they are paid to find solutions to common problems. They love passing laws. But WHY do they always have to go against the population and not work with them?

      They don't always go against the population's needs. They want to get re-elected, so they do whatever gets the biggest campaign contributions from corporations or unions. Usually that does mean acting against the public interest, but not always. It would help if voters were more influenced by reasoned discussion and less influenced by sheer volume of advertising, but that won't happen in the foreseeable future.

      A nitpick: "taxpayers" and "voters" are far from being the same set of people. Many people are voters without being required to pay taxes, and many people who do not have the right to vote are required to pay taxes.

    16. Re:1 down.... by Jay+L · · Score: 2

      the typical spammer is a guy running a home buisness or a store

      No, the typical spammer these days is running a highly successful scam or porn site and often has ties to organized crime. The innocent days of Sanford Wallace are gone.

      You don't see telemarketters calling people one by one thru the receptionnist in a 1000 employee company right?

      Actually, you do. Not through the receptionist, but by sequential-dialing through DID lines. There's no law against it for business lines, unfortunately.

    17. Re:1 down.... by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      I don't care if it's speech or not. I did not give them permission to send me e-mail, they have no right to use *my* bandwidth *or* my storage space for their crap.

    18. Re:1 down.... by pjrc · · Score: 2
      Amazing that this stuff get's mod'd up. Maybe 99% of slash moderators are also so fed up with spam they're willing to "throw the baby out with the bathwater".

      Get this: name me 10 subject that would get 99% approval among the population? .... but SPAM? come on... if it's not 99% it's going to be 99.9%.

      It all depends on how you ask your questions. Maybe if you ask "should something be done?" you _might_ get 99%. If you include a phrase such as "potentially risking free speech rights for some" or "potentially hindering legitimate commercial email", I doubt you'll get 99% !

      Of course, the age-old debate of opt-in vs opt-out comes up somewhere in this whole debate. 99% agreement would be nice, but it just ain't gonna happen. Of course, what percentage of reasonable thinkers do you suppose would agree with this next quoted section (note the boldface phrase):

      Why so much tolerance? why not blocking every higher class where the biggest spam machines comes from? the hell with the valid users; if they are cutted out, they will do something other than reading about it and sitting there, switch ISP or if it's another country with only one wire well they will do pressure to the higher instances to get their connection back. My way might be drastic, but I am FED UP with it, I've been waiting for 3 years for this problem to get solved and it's just getting worse.

      Amazing.

      Despite your lack of reasonable perspective, spam really is becoming a problem and there's already been a number of state laws passed, and some failed attempts at (US) nationwide law. When it comes to making public policy, it's not a simple matter, and fortunately lawmakers don't live in such a simple ("hell with the valid users") world.

      But there is something that can be done about the problem right now. Use the SpamAssassin Filter. I do. It works really well, and you can adjust the settings and set your threshold as high or low as you like. I personally enable the RBL and Rozor tests and set my threshold fairly high, so there's virtually no chance of losing any valid emails, yet almost all spam is filtered to a separate inbox (via procmail in my setup). Maybe you'll choose a really low threshold... the hell with the valid users.

    19. Re:1 down.... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Because some people would consider Spam to be speech (as in "free speech"), which makes it a Constitutional issue. And the courts are slow (or "deliberate", to spin it more positively).

      Private systems can ban speech all they want. For example, geocities can arbitrarly shut down your website if they disagree with your content.

      The only time its a constitutional issue is when the government prevents speech, not private citizens.

      That's a big problem. People play laywer too often [like me now... :-)]. If people only knew how far the constitution of their respective country ACTUALLY went it would probably save a lot of time.

      In recap: Hotmail is perfectly free to ban all sorts of posts as they see fit. Its their networks afterall :-)

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    20. Re:1 down.... by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 2

      Agreed about hotmail, but the funny thing is the best "spam filter" on hotmail is the custom filters, just add @msn.com and @yahoo.com and move to the trash.

      Last time I checked my junk account: 12 SPAM in the trash, 1 got thru.

      Or, the ISP should have done like Charter Sipping Straw...ahem...poopline, err, pipe line does:
      Limit them to 12kbytes a second...MAX.
      Unless they had a specific contract that said they are paying for high bandwidth/availability... don't give it to them.
      (I.E. Treat them like a "normal customer"..heh)

      .

      --
      Have you read the moderator guidelines? Well, have you, PUNK? (and I want a Karma: Gnarly option)
    21. Re:1 down.... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      How do you propose to pay for the enforcement of these spam laws?

      Whether or not you get support from 99% of the public depends on how you phrase the question. "Do you want to make spam illegal?" is one thing. "Do you want to spend billions of dollars without making any progress toward solving the problem?" is another.

      How much are you willing to spend to stop spam?

    22. Re:1 down.... by ewhac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's one thing I don't get. We are tax payers, the people we elect are law-makers, they are paid to find solutions to common problems. They love passing laws. But WHY do they always have to go against the population and not work with them?

      Because elected officials are no longer representing you, but their campaign funding sources. The right to be heard is now only available to those who have paid for it.

      Want to know the fastest way to get spam outlawed? Use it for political advocacy for the upcoming election. Hey, it's extremely cheap, and spammers claim it's effective, so why not use it to shake up the status quo? If you're successful, you'll vote the bastards out. If not, you'll get spam outlawed (after all, we can't have the proles thinking they have any say in government (note: sarcasm)).

      Schwab

    23. Re:1 down.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You said:

      • I mean if I get spammed, I am sure senate representatives are getting spammed like hell too

      That would require them to actually use email...

    24. Re:1 down.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My question is: Why is the system so slow about it? why am I being spammed at a rate of 80 messages a day (including 20 that passes the "HIGH" setting in my hotmail account

      One of two reasons -- they go offshore where they're harder to track down, prosecute and beat the shit out of them -or- they whip some judge's ass with s first amendment claim.

      Courts are notorious for allowing first, second, fourth fifth tenth and fourteenth amandment restrictions emanating from John Ashcroft's office, not the offices of the citizenry.

    25. Re:1 down.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyways the point is, big corporation are even more touched than us as individuals, because they get a LOT of traffic wasted on their net feed,

      Name one such corp. I've received exactly one piece of spam in four years at work, vs. a dozen a day at home.

    26. Re:1 down.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tom, i believe this part of the thread was kinda sorta about government regulation, though.

    27. Re:1 down.... by grip · · Score: 1
      (including 20 that passes the "HIGH" setting in my hotmail account)


      It is in Microsoft's best interest that you have an inbox full of spam, because then you just might sign up for their $20 a year larger inbox -- so you won't miss any *important* mail because of a full inbox.

      --
      Failure is not an option. It comes automatically enabled in every Microsoft product.
    28. Re:1 down.... by argel · · Score: 1
      Want to know the fastest way to get spam outlawed? Use it for political advocacy for the upcoming election. . . . If you're successful, you'll vote the bastards out. If not, you'll get spam outlawed . . . .

      Woah, woah, WOAH!!! What's to stop the major candidates from adopting spam as a legitimate tactic? Then you would never get rid of it!

      --

      -- Argel
    29. Re:1 down.... by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      That may be the case with current spammers, but let me tell you something. The Direct Marketing Association (ie. the same set of companies that fill your snail mail box daily) wants to spam bad. They haven't done too much yet because of the current negative aura surrounding spamming.

      What they have done though is prevented the passage of any real law that would stop them from spamming in the future. That's why nothing has really been done in the US.

  16. Megaspammer booted offline? But how am I... by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    going to make my penis bigger for the web's youngest teen babes?

    --


    Evil is the money of root.
  17. The Original /. story... by Misch · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is the original /. story

    Essentially, here's the lowdown: PaeTec entered an ISP agreement with Monsterhut. PaeTec was informed that Monsterhut was a marketing service that used opt-in service only.

    PaeTec soon found out how wrong they were represented. But, before PaeTec could pull the plug, Monsterhut went out and got a restraining order under the basis that their business would be "irrepreably harmed" if their ISP service was shut off.

    Monsterhut judge shopped. Found a judge that would grant their injunction.

    The problem in court lied over ambiguous language of what the actual acceptable use policy would be. THe terms read something like complaints by 2% of the mails... but, since MonsterHut claims it sends out millions of mails, there certainly wouldn't be any way that PaeTec could get complaints in that number.

    Thankfully, the judge saw through the bullshit in this case.

    --

    --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
    1. Re:The Original /. story... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 5, Funny

      To me, that sounds like a great reason to start an upgrade on your router infrastructure. Of course, the only router that actually needs upgrading is the one Monsterhunt is connected to. Did I mention that the tech installing the new router accidentaly dropped it, twice. Then in the process of picking it up, a forklift backed over it. Oh, Cisco routers are in short supply, it'll take 3 months to get another. We will use a win95 box with 2 NICs and some clothesline as a router and cabling till then. Oh, darn, we gotta do hourly reboots. And because we are loading every service known to man, it takes at least 55 minutes to complete booting.

      I'm not trying to be funny here, but if there is a cat-v cable next to my desk, sometimes my chair will accidentaly pull it out. Hey, sometimes routers need to be upgraded. Sometimes, while pulling new cable, the older cable gets frayed and burned.

      If you have a cable in my company, and I don't like you...you are hella-fucked. No matter what anyone says. I will come up with a good reason, I will pull your cable, and (if the TOS requires avalibility) I will refund your money with a big apology.

      --
      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    2. Re:The Original /. story... by Misch · · Score: 2

      If you have a cable in my company, and I don't like you...you are hella-fucked. No matter what anyone says. I will come up with a good reason, I will pull your cable, and (if the TOS requires avalibility) I will refund your money with a big apology.

      I agree with you 100%... but... when the judge lays down a 5 figure/hour fine for unavaliability and contempt of court charges... you'll probably keep it up.

      --

      --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
    3. Re:The Original /. story... by hyrdra · · Score: 2

      Actually, Monsterhut probably got the best service of all their clients/customers, because they were under court order. One thing a business doesn't do (and can't afford to do), is not follow a court order to the tee, even if it isn't correct or even legal, in this case. You have to do it the legal way, which unfortunatly in this case takes a long time.

      If the ISP in this was did not provide faithful and reliable service on par with their performance with the rest of their customers, they would have been found in contempt. That wouldn't look good legally for them, nor would it help their case. Making excuses of upgrades and massive downtime wouldn't fly in a production environment, and would be really childish too.

      --


      "I'll just chip in a bit for RedHat: I actually have that installed on my university machine." - Linus, '95
    4. Re:The Original /. story... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I know. Still, maybe just fuck up the routing tables to send their packets through every router in the building...twice. Then dump it out of a 56k dialup from an ISP in Tiwan. Or even better, add the judges' account to a Monsterhut spam list.

      --
      I'd rather you do it wrong, than for me to have to do it at all.
    5. Re:The Original /. story... by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 2

      post the execs' phone numbers, addresses and credit card numbers on usenet :-)

    6. Re:The Original /. story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      So did PaeTec learn their lesson and write up a more reasonable Acceptable Use Policy that would have avoided all that abuse in the first place? Have they fixed their AUP to allow them to just kick spammers off, no ifs-ands-or-buts if they want to? Gee, it doesn't look they have:

      http://www.paetec.com/1_2/1_2_6-3.asp?noprint

      I'm glad PaeTec won and pulled the plug on Monsterhut (assuming they actually did), but those idiots at PaeTec deserved everything they got for having a "Spam is OK as long as it doesn't generate enough complaints" AUP in the first place.

      The handler for them in my sendmail /etc/mail/access list shall remain ERROR:"550 paetec / monsterhut FOAD" until they fix their AUP and post it prominently on their web site. Until then, they can't be trusted to kick spammers off quickly in the future.

    7. Re:The Original /. story... by Jay+L · · Score: 2

      Still, maybe just fuck up the routing tables to send their packets through every router in the building

      Willfully disobeying a *court order* to provide service? Nice. You are not Kiefer Sutherland or a rogue cop out for justice. This is not 24. Your sense of cleverness and independent retaliation just cost your hypothetical employer hundreds of thousands of dollars, and probably the court case itself. Remind me never, ever to hire you.

    8. Re:The Original /. story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. Why bother with anything as complicated as this? Just find someone - anyone - willing to file a formal complaint with the ISP that Monsterhut is violating the DMCA ("Why, yes, I *do* beleive I hold the copyright on that spam message, yer honor!"). Apparently, that's all anyone really needs to shut down someone's internet presence these days.

  18. Almost there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget to convert the Microsoft quotes and double-quotes into their standard 7-bit ASCII equivalents next time.

    1. Re:Almost there by wackybrit · · Score: 1

      Doh, thanks for that. I actually had to edit out all of the stupid tabs so Slashdot's lameness filter didn't stop it. That's probably why 50 people didn't post this at once..

  19. A license to spam by mrsam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with the whole Monsterhut situation was that they basically had a completely free hand at spamming the shit out of everyone's mailboxes, while this whole thing slowly made its way through courts. Monsterhut obtained a TRO against being shut down by Paetec for any reason, while this whole thing was playing out.

    Nice, eh? A license to spam.

    Well, it's all water under the bridge now. The consensus in various forums where this whole issue was discussed to death was that Paetec was making a good-faith effort to get the whole mess resolved and Monsterhut shut down. I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I always had the impression that Paetec was always too eager to trot out the excuse that they are prohibited by court order from shutting down this spamming parasite, in response to every spam complaint (with a generous side-order of crocodile tears).

    Anyway, I firmly believe that Monsterhut had a pink contract here, but when the complaints began to roll in, and Paetec's IP address space began to get blocklisted, Paetec began backtracking, trying to invoke their standard AUP close, and Monsterhut responded by taking them to court.

    1. Re:A license to spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't a "pink contract" this time Sam, it was a "pink paragraph". The sleazy scamming spammers at Monsterhut (Neal Martin, Todd Pelow, et. al.) pulled one over on the greedy sales and clueless legal people at Paetec.

      They got them to put in on paragraph that allowed for the magic 2% complaint level, this was the loophole they needed.

      To stay on and spam for a year, they also needed a clueless judge who belive the lying spammers and not Paetec or the many people who submitted sworn affidavits showing they were spammed by Monsterhut. They lucked out with Judge John Lame^H^H^H^H Lane.

      The appeals court saw that the paragraph was bogus and that this "pink paragraph" did not override the proper worded, "no spamming" part of the contract.

      Too bad we had to eat a year of spam until it reached that court. Okay, YOU people had to eat the spam, I use SPEWS and Spamhaus to filter my mail.

      Oh yeah, poster Mr. Sam has his own SpamBag block-list system that I'm sure no Monsterhut packets would ever get though!

      If networks and courts don't protect you from spammers, you have to do it yourself it seems.

  20. Re:I wish I could personally have pulled that plug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *sound of cat5 cable violently ripped out of a router*

    Yep, I am sure they were so happy, the fucked up one of their routers.

  21. Actually you aren't too far off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Quoting one of the PaeTec abuse folks,

    On V-Day, as soon as we got the news, and got it published, I beat a path
    here to let you all know. Shortly thereafter I witnessed the "shutdown"
    command being typed as we imbibed (modestly, being at work and all), and
    then I personally removed as much of the customer as I could from our
    systems. We will reserve the Class C blocks until we are sure that most of
    the blackholes have been removed.
    It's in Message-ID w%_A8.19724$2G1.6250654@typhoon.nyroc.rr.com but unfortunately Google hasn't picked it up yet.
  22. sic transit Spamford Jr. by connorbd · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    SP? Suppressive Person? You lost me...

    Anyway, I don't see a problem here. I would be rather curious as to how this whole thing started, as NANAE is not on my list of regular Usenet reading. But it is good that a spammer can't force an ISP to waste bandwidth on them.

    /Brian

    1. Re:sic transit Spamford Jr. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OFFTOPIC?! Did the moderator actually read my post?

      /Brian

  23. Re:Damn, they lost. I'll miss them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, man, I hope nobody's grandmother clicked on that link.

    Mega, mega, puppies-in-a-blender, Stile Project - class sick.

    But sadly, on topic.

    IMHO.
    dorc

  24. Paetec Abuse Admin's Comments by PEN15 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This post has relevant comments from the Paetec abuse admin. Funny stuff about imbibing!
    Path: news.newzpig.com!newsfeed4.cidera.com!newsfeed1.ci dera.com!Cidera!cyclone.nyroc.rr.com!cyclone-out.n yroc.rr.com!typhoon.nyroc.rr.com.POSTED!not-for-ma il
    From: "kajr" <kajr@nospam.here.com>
    Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.email
    References: <YVBA8.18820$A%3.180778@ord-read.news.verio.net > <d486du48c1vdnel5ptf9mrsle2t9ubn3a2@news.supern ews.com> <3cd347f3.34257321@news.concentric.net> <4mIA8.160514$kq1.3353186@news20.bellglobal.com > <tkPA8.10383$JZ6.217176@dfw-read.news.verio.net > <jv58dugmfojrkrhso8kgmc7v6gmuap4t68@news.supern ews.com> <Pine.HPX.4.05.10205041408150.21527-100000@blue jay.creighton.edu> <zPWA8.165413$kq1.3804030@news20.bellglobal.com >
    Subject: Thank you
    Lines: 51
    X-Priority: 3
    X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
    X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
    X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2600.0000
    Message-ID: <w%_A8.19724$2G1.6250654@typhoon.nyroc.rr.com&g t;
    Date: Sun, 05 May 2002 00:27:08 GMT
    NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.97.98.225
    X-Complaints-To: abuse@rr.com
    X-Trace: typhoon.nyroc.rr.com 1020558428 24.97.98.225 (Sat, 04 May 2002 20:27:08 EDT)
    NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 04 May 2002 20:27:08 EDT
    Organization: Road Runner
    Xref: cyclone1.midsouth.rr.com news.admin.net-abuse.email:1537169

    "Android Cat" <androidcat99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    news:zPWA8.165413$kq1.3804030@news20.bell global.co m...
    >
    > I'd just like to say that the abuse department deserves a big hand. I
    > don't remember them losing their cool once in the last year. It must have
    > been tough with:
    >
    > 1) All the abuse they got at abuse@ and here.
    > 2) That itchy feeling of wanting to yank Monster the Hut's cable and plug
    > it into a HVAC line.
    >
    > Well done!

    On behalf of the aforementioned Abuse Desk, thank you. Action was swift and
    sure, to be sure.

    I offered to monitor NANAE about six months ago, but was asked not to post
    (outside of announcements like yesterday's), and let me TELL you, it was
    tough at times. Quite the learning curve. I have at times felt quite tired,
    beat up, abused, and plain old tread upon. I started working for the
    defendant AFTER this all got rolling, so I was not able to be a part of the
    ignoble beginning, BUT I am the main guy who keeps other spammers off our
    network. We have had numerous successes through the past nine months along
    these lines, both with stopping spammers and closing down our customers'
    inadvertent open relay servers. Unfortunately, this work has remained
    largely overshadowed by the one thorn. Rest assured, I am committed to
    continue the fight against spam, and will remain here as long as I am
    welcome.

    <blush>I'm getting all goose-pimples, "coming out" and all</blush>

    On V-Day, as soon as we got the news, and got it published, I beat a path
    here to let you all know. Shortly thereafter I witnessed the "shutdown"
    command being typed as we imbibed (modestly, being at work and all), and
    then I personally removed as much of the customer as I could from our
    systems. We will reserve the Class C blocks until we are sure that most of
    the blackholes have been removed.

    I guess when all is said and done, this is one huge judgment which should
    become all the more important as time passes on. To all those who took the
    time to submit affidavits, as well as those who supported us regardless of
    how insane every angle appeared, thank you. I will share more as I become
    better acquainted with you all. Maybe I'll write a book about it someday.

    kajr
    - - - -
    May 3, 2002...the Internet became a better place
    1. Re:Paetec Abuse Admin's Comments by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      "Android Cat" wrote in message news:zPWA8.165413 kq1.3804030@news20.bellglobal.co m...

      Ah maan! You published my email address on Slashdot. Now I'm going to get so much spam! :^)

      I wonder if any spammers do scrape Slashdot for address? Time to get another throw-away and give it a try.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    2. Re:Paetec Abuse Admin's Comments by paitre · · Score: 1

      They do.
      I use this email address -only- here.
      I get a couple dozen spams a day at it :\

    3. Re:Paetec Abuse Admin's Comments by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 1
      I wonder if any spammers do scrape Slashdot for address?

      I can personally assure you that they do.

      So I wrote my own AutoBahn robot. If I get spam, I bounce it to spam@pillars.net, which is a perl script that auto-extracts the headers and adds the entire ISP to my blocking list.

      So maybe I'm blocking legitimate senders? (shrug) I run my own mailserver. My friends can get to me; I don't worry about anybody else.

      --
      The Web is like Usenet, but
      the elephants are untrained.
    4. Re:Paetec Abuse Admin's Comments by roybadami · · Score: 1

      So is posting to USENET from a fake address now so acceptable that even members of abuse departments engage in it?

      And apologies in advance if the address is valid, but the MX doesn't resolve as I type this...

  25. 12 inch penises are illegal in the US? by wackybrit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Today I got a porn spam entitled 'Illegal in the USA!' and inside it had a list of what 'illegal' stuff they had on their site. The list went like this:

    Animal sex!
    Lolitas sucking
    Extreme facials
    12 inch+ cocks

    I know American men aren't very well endowed, but are cocks over 12 inches long actually illegal in the US? ;-)

    1. Re:12 inch penises are illegal in the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know American men aren't very well endowed, but are cocks over 12 inches long actually illegal in the US? ;-)

      You won't see much over 3 inches here.

    2. Re:12 inch penises are illegal in the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Officer, I'm here to turn myself in..."

    3. Re:12 inch penises are illegal in the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It requires a federal license, with a bunch of paperwork to fill out. Took me at least 2 months to get everything together, and submit the fees and whatnot.

    4. Re:12 inch penises are illegal in the US? by Kintanon · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      Yes, sadly many of us have had to suffer through a trimming process to return our penises to the accepted legal limit of 11 inches. The procedure is quite painful and involves a fair amount of screaming. This law has caused a massive "cock-drain" of American porn-stars into other countries with less restrictive penis size limits. The American pornography industry has suffered accordingly with some recent features starring men with less than impressive 6 and 8 inch penises. Please, if you are in the US, lobby your congressman to overturn this heinous law and bring back our former pornographic glory in the US!

      Kintanon

      It's funny, Laugh!

      --
      Check out JoshJitsu.info for Brazilian Ji
    5. Re:12 inch penises are illegal in the US? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      It's not that bad. I'm told that even in New York if your job requires it, you can get a concealed carry permit. :^)

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    6. Re:12 inch penises are illegal in the US? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "I know American men aren't very well endowed, but are cocks over 12 inches long actually illegal in the US? ;-) "

      Apparently you have not heard the Bill Clinton / Jean Chrétien joke. This joke was from the era when Slick Willy was President.

      (N.B. Jean Chrétien is the Prime Minister of Canada, he speaks English with a strong French accent. Think of the "French Revolution" scene from "True History of the World".)

      (Jean's phone rings) Jean: Allo?

      Clinton: Hello Mr. Chrétien, I need a favour from you!

      Jean: Hey Bill, it's no problem for me to help my American friends, what do you need?

      Clinton: It seems the United States has run out of condoms, can you help by sending us an extra shipment of condoms?

      Jean: It's not a problem, I'll ship some down to the White House for you!

      Clinton: Oh, and they have to be at least twelve inches long and coloured in red, white and blue.

      Jean: Sure thing Sir, it's no problem!

      So Jean phones up a condom factory.

      Jean: Allo, I got a special request order from the White House. I need you to send them a shipment of condoms. You can send the bill to my office.

      Factory Person: Sure thing, we'll get right one it.

      Jean: Oh, and Bill Clinton say they have to be at least 12 inches long and be red white and blue.

      Factory Person: We can do that.

      Jean: Oh, and one more thing: Make sure you print on them: MADE IN CANADA. SIZE: MEDIUM.

  26. whew.. by TheHawke · · Score: 1

    On news.spamcop.net there was MUCH rejoicing when the news was breached on the decision.. Monsterhut deserved what they had coming at them, and then some... We NEED the current spam legislation thats in the House and Senate houses right now.. Lets take the battle to these soulless bastards once and for all!
    The bottom line is that marketing sucks, i know we need marketing to sell our product but for christ's sake, let us yank on the spammer's leash HARD to let them know that all they are doing is pissing off ALOT of people.

    --
    First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
  27. It's not a true victory yet... by Dimensio · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...because the Monsterhut spammers are still alive. I don't mean connected, I mean that the people behind the outfit haven't been executed. The spam problems will not stop until it is legal to kill confirmed spammers.

  28. From the depositions by Chazmati · · Score: 2
    I read some of the depositions. The PaeTec VP of engineering said they use Verio, and Verio's contract prohibits PaeTec from engaging in spamming or permitting any of its customers from engaging in spamming. So it should be no surprise that their Acceptible Use Policy specifically prohibits spamming (defined as unsolicited commercial mass e-mailing).

    The CEO of MonsterHut (Todd P. Pelow, if anyone wants to drop an unsolicated flaming bag of shit at his door) responded in a deposition: "MonsterHut has never agreed that what they have done is spam. Spam is mail without accurate headers, with no opt-out mechanism and without an honest subject line." and furthermore "They send targeted e-mail to those who have opted in to the world of the Internet and said 'Yes I would accept offers that may interest me'."

    This guy is whacked. Opted in to the world of the Internet? So when I signed up with my ISP it was the green light for MonsterHut? He seemed to think that their Addendum to the PaeTec contract would protect them; the pertinent bits are
    "MonsterHut Inc. agrees not to exceed a total of 2 percent in e-mail complaints as a result of the total amount of Target Email Marketing Distribution MonsterHut Inc. sends out. PaeTec agrees not to terminate MonsterHut, Inc.'s Internet Services provided the 2 percent complaint limit of the total amount of Email Marketing Distribution is not exceeded, and provided that MonsterHut Inc.'s Internet Services otherwise complies with this Agreement and with application law.

    By arguing that MonsterHut doesn't send spam, he thinks it would be almost impossible for PaeTec to prove that their victims hadn't opted in at some point in their Internet lives. And if it's not spam, what's the big deal? They were under the 2% complaint rate. What an ass.

    I read enough to find them guilty as charged. :)

    For those who want to double-check this, I was reading from here and here.

    1. Re:From the depositions by Dimensio · · Score: 2

      Todd Pelow (who deserves death for his actions) is claiming that spamming is something other than what it really is to avoid blame that he rightfully deserves. This should come as no surprise as it is well-established that spammers are liars (as well as thieves).

    2. Re:From the depositions by Chazmati · · Score: 2

      Well it sounded like the PaeTec VP had some actual e-mail messages (from MonsterHut) that fit Pelow's definition of spam. Amazing that it dragged on for so long.

      And seriously, read his deposition (if you haven't). It's laughable.

    3. Re:From the depositions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MonsterHut was obviously a spam outfit from Day 1. That didn't stop the ISP from signing a bulk mail service "pink" contract with them, certainly for big $$$. They didn't feel sorry about it until their upstream was going to drop them.

      The real criminal here is PaeTec, because they were trying to profit off of spamming while keeping their reputaiton clean. There's no salvation for spammers, but ISP's should know better and not sign see-no-evil spam contracts.

    4. Re:From the depositions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anyone wants to spend the time and read all of the sworn Monsterhut depositions, you will see that the stated penalties for perjury in the US must be a joke and lawyers and liars (redundant?) know this.

      Pelow and the Monsterhut gang lied in just about every breath they spoke. It is amazing the depths of blatant falsitudes they sink to.

      Is it illegal to lie under oath? Yes. Is it ever properly investigated and procecuted? No.

      The fact that one side can lie about every fact in a case and face no consequences is one of the reasons the legal system in the US is so f'd up.

      Remember, the judge "don't know nutt'n bout this here Inn-err-nett thing", he just gives both side's versions the same weight.

      At least the good guys won this battle. Too bad the Monsterhut guys are spamming kooks, they'll be back.

  29. Whois-ing spammers by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    Is there any point in going to Verisign and Whois-ing the spam source? I do.

    1. Re:Whois-ing spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the nick ;^) (mod me down please!)

    2. Re:Whois-ing spammers by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      If you want those spammers account traced/disabled, its a real hard work to do since spammers use real elite tactics to hide/trick you.

      You should get a free http://www.spamcop.net account and let that genious site traces the message source despite all those lame tactics like hex URL posting, the well known other tactics and find right people to send abuse reports.

      I nailed like 50+ spammers using that.

      Best way to get rid of spam isn't filtering, its getting rid of the asshole sending it.

  30. Monsterhut's record as a spam-gang by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 4, Informative
    For a good summary of this spammer, see Monsterhut's LONG record in the spamhaus.org registry of spam gangs

    In particular, look at the Advice for those they spam

    In the May 2002 judgement of the SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK Appellate Division, Fourth Judicial Department, Monsterhut were found to be spammers who where spamming.

    If you live in one of the many US states that allow action against spammers and were spammed by Monsterhut (aka Beaverhome, aka Furniture4free) here is a perfect way to "remedy" the situation. Although they may try, it is unlikely Monsterhut could convince anyone that they are not spammers in light of the judgement. File a claim in your own jurisdiction citing your laws and the state of New York court judgement that defines what they do.

    In Canada (Monsterhut aka Beaverhome, aka Furniture4free other home), the nation's new privacy laws may enable citizens to file claims. Be sure to mention their 1999 loss in Canadian court (1267623 Ontario Inc. v. Nexx Online Inc.) where the Ontario Superior Court of Justice denied their motion, ruling that "Sending unsolicited bulk commercial e-mail is in breach of the emerging principles of Netiquette..."

    Sig: What Happened To The Censorware Project (censorware.org)

  31. But now we know who they are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The interesting thing to me is that the priciples in "monsterhut" have to be identified to litigate. We now know who and where they are, not as an anonymous corporation, but as individuals.


    Hmmm...

  32. I can see it now... by thogard · · Score: 2, Funny


    Wanted: Hosting ISP with lots of connectivity. Perfer a company with small legal team and not very deep pockets. We Promise [TM] not to Spam [TM].

  33. Why legal docs are padded by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At least some of the reason is due to court reporters. Long long ago in a job far far away, I wrote court reporting software. They charged by the page, and it used to be (still is?), at least in California, copyright by the reporter, not the court, and ALL rights of reproduction were with the reporter. They charged outrageously for copies, like $5 a page, much more for "immediate" turnaround. Lawyers could not legally photocopy the transcripts for their own use, they had to ask the reporter for more copies. They were constantly fussing with ways to get more pages out of the same transcript, such as 8 pitch, fewer lines per inch, wider margins, and so on. What a racket. Of course, that was when computers were just starting in, and indeed just beginning to be usable, so things may have calmed down since.

    1. Re:Why legal docs are padded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      That's just despicable! On two counts!

      1) That court reporters outright own the copyright to transcripts -- this is one case where work-for-hire makes sense, and one where I'd be glad to have speech-to-text take their jobs.
      2) That they got paid-per-page which was an incentive to churn out crap.

      That kind of shit really pisses me off. I had no idea.

    2. Re:Why legal docs are padded by camusflage · · Score: 2

      2) That they got paid-per-page which was an incentive to churn out crap.

      Oh, you mean like every other freelance journalist with being paid per word?

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    3. Re:Why legal docs are padded by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean like every other freelance journalist with being paid per word?

      They're not journalists because there is no creative content in what they are writing at all. They are merely stenographers, acting in the capacity of a "human tape recorder", as it were.

      This relates to my pet peeve about so-called professional photographers. When I pay someone to take a photograph of my wedding (for example) then I should have title to the pictures of my own wedding that I paid good money for. It's my event, my money paying for the photographer's time and materials, and, by golly, they should be my images! If I hire someone to build for me. If I have a fence built, the guy who built it for me can't say "Oh by the way, if you want this fence painted you have to hire me to do it and pay the price that I demand for doing it, and you can't do it yourself or hire any other contractor to paint it either." Why are photos (and apparently, court transcripts) different?

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    4. Re:Why legal docs are padded by Fortuna+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would expect that it would be just the way you expect it to be. I know that artists, models, and others when paid for their work by request, these works are considered works for hire and are owned by the person who paid for them. If nothing else amuse yourself and have them sign a contract with you which gives you the copyright.

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  34. C|Net's article by Chazmati · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's a decent, if outdated, summary of the case here .

  35. Don't Spam On Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spam has never been a problem for me. sure, i know of plenty of people, friends, that are plagued by it. (seems a lot of them have a hotmail addy, that is surely a mistake.)

    spam has just never been an issue for me. maybe that is due to the fact that i have been careful all these years and not given my email to many websites. maybe it is because i have always had decent ISP's. i used "mom 'n pop" ISP's for years until a few years ago when i went with earthlink and i have never looked back. they have a spam buster thing named spaminator, and i use it and it works perfectly, but damned if it gets more than one or two spam emails a month. some months it (spaminator) doesn't even get one spammy.

    i just *don't* receive spam. not even my yahoo.com email addy gets spammed. i've never used any filtering (other than earthlink's spaminator) or any anti-spamware. my experience leads me to believe that people that do get spam are somewhat stupid or have been less than cautious with their email addy's.

    1. Re:Don't Spam On Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get spam just for having an email address. You get spam for USING that address in public.

      Post your email address on Slashdot. Put up a web site with your email address on it, then make sure that a search engine picks up your web page. Post to a newsgroup. You'll get spam.

      And when you try to contact a spammer to tell them to stop - you'll get even more. Oh, how much spam you will get. And all because you merely wanted to participate in online activities.

      I ask you this: Why should you, me or anyone have to hide your email address from public eyes if we want to avoid spam? The short answer is this: we shouldn't have to.

      As much as I hate it, physical junk mail is paid for by the sender, not the receiver. But I pay for my god-damned email account, both storage space and access. And that is the critical difference - the burden of maintaining my email addresses falls on me.

      People should respect that I do not want to pay for crap that I do not want to see or read.

    2. Re:Don't Spam On Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you state the painfully obvious.

      i don't DO any of those things you mentioned using my REAL address.

      no one should.

      my email address is PRIVATE as in ONLY for friends and trusted businesses.

      my phone number is unlisted. should it have to be? no, but i choose privacy.

      there are ways to retain one's privacy.

    3. Re:Don't Spam On Me. by drimmeeper · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hey I don't get spam either! I also notice that a large number of people who get spammed have a Hotmail account or they post to message boards, or give their email to who ever asks for it.

      Nobody really has a right to be complaining about spam, in most cases they asked for it!(even if they don't realize it at the time) They give their addy to an untrusted entity and expect that they will not get spammed! This is outrageous!

      I have to take the spammers' side of the arguement on this. First they take away the right for spammers to market their product, next they will be taking away the rights of the average citizen in regards to the net. I see this as a downward spiral.

      Spammers make a lot of money, otherwise they would have no incentive to mass mail advertisments. I know that some innocents get hit hard with spam, but it mostly those who are irresponsible with their address security that comprise the bulk of spam complaints. I feel the same way about telemarketing and junksnailmail. I recieve very few junk mails and telemarketing calls. Whenever I get a telemarketer, I harrass them from the get-go and they never call back(ok maybe they call back a few times, but they get the point real fast).

      If nobody ever responded to spam(or reacted to it), there would not be any spam. If anything, there should be laws against those who answer spam and give spammers their money and attention. These people are the *real* criminals in my book.

      My point is that if you get spammed, 90% of the time it is your own fault so deal with it(that includes all of you Hotmailers out there too).

    4. Re:Don't Spam On Me. by WiteShadow · · Score: 1

      I completely disagree with you on several points. It should not be your responsibility to choose the right eMail service. Hotmail is very popular, and as such is an easy target for spam, but as the

      Canadian courts declared that "Sending unsolicited bulk commercial e-mail is in breach of the emerging principles of Netiquette..." So, are we not allowed to put our eMail address on our web site, be it for business, personal or for school because we are merely inviting spam. Is any medium where addresses are easily obtained fair game for spammers?

      In indiana we have a "No Call List" forbidding unsolicited calls. So far it been very strongly received (by citizens, not companies). If I live in an apartment, why should I allow companies to try to sell me siding and windows while I am eating.

      Spam costs companies and users time and money, just like many of the nasty viruses recently. We shouldn't be forced to bear these costs. When you receive junk mail, the SENDER paid for it, when you receive email, the receiver paid for it. Can you imagine if junk mail was sent just like spam, with forged headers, and by hijacked servers. I doubt that would last long!

    5. Re:Don't Spam On Me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you, sir or madame, are a flamin' moron.

      you say it should not be one's responsibility to choose the right email service? that is completely laughable, you raging idiot.

      "um, duh, *gurgle* *gurgle* i am too stupid to do any research whatsoever into anything at all, so i will put all the names of free webmail services on a large piece of paper and pin it to the wall and throw a dart at it and select my webmail service that way!"

      you contemptible fool.

    6. Re:Don't Spam On Me. by silentbozo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You overlook those of us with e-mail addresses old enough to pre-date spam. There was no reason to hide or mangle our addresses back then because there were no spam bots, and no spammers. Usenet was actually useful, and open relays were the norm, not the bane of proper netiquette. Hell, you gave your address out and expected people to contact you, not mass-mail ads. When you give your phone out to people, do you expect them to inundate you with telemarketing pitches? Of course not!

      The point? Don't class those of us who get lots of spam because we choose to keep the addresses that we have had for the last 8 years with clueless newbies who don't know how to hide their addresses. We're aware we could use new addresses, but we've chosen to fight for the ones that we've got. All of my addresses are garbled, but goddamn fucking spammers in China, Argentina, and the US are still selling those "million-address" cds, with entries dating back for years, and some of them happen to contain my e-mails, culled from newsgroup postings, documentation, etc. As quickly as I whack-a-mole spammers, others pop us (most are now located in China, either for hosting, or originating - I'd solve 80% of my spam problem if I could just nuke China's connection to the outside world.

      I fight hard to rid the 'net of these parasitic scum, and I resent the idea that it's MY fault that I'm getting spammed! Lay the blame where it lies - with the spammers!!!

      Finally, regarding your comments regarding telemarketers, do you realize that there is a law against calling someone if they don't want to be called? Yet, under your logic, telemarketers should have the right to "market their product." And being irresponsible with one's address (or number.) You ignore random-dialing, which penalizes me for having a phone, and random-address discovery, where dictionaries of likely usernames are matched against domain names to generate addresses, without even having to run a spambot, or collect someone's data from a form.

      Do you use your e-mail for business? Cause if you do, it's got to be a pain to notify all of your clients of your new address...

    7. Re:Don't Spam On Me. by alexjohns · · Score: 2
      Like you, I've been online forever and I don't mangle addresses - I've just gotten really good at writing filters. I went the whole weekend without checking email. Out of 191 messages late Sunday, 80 were caught as spam and only 5 spams got through to my inbox. Switched to Eudora about a month ago, so I've been busy re-writing them all.

      Most of the Chinese/Korean spam you can get rid of by filtering on character codes. I find that almost all the Korean stuff is sent from .kr addresses. Simple enough to filter. Anything that's got 'opt-in' or 'opt-out' in it is likely spam, although you might want to 'and' that with something else. (Funny thing, I had one that got through last week, with what looked like 'opt-out' at the bottom. It didn't get filtered, so I looked closer. They used a zero for the second 'o'. Smart. But it only works once. And I have no recollection of what they were trying to sell, so they failed to grab my attention.)

      The thing to do with each spam is to try to determine what this will have in common with all the other ones that will follow. I always try to come up with two unique filters for each spam that gets through. Like 'any gamble-anything in the headers' or 'guaranteed to win' in the body.

      I found that I was much happier once I accepted that spam was going to enter my inbox and that I would just have to deal with it, instead of railing against each and every one of them. I send my congress-critters a report at the first of every month that tells them how much spam I get and how I feel about it. I think, long term, that's going to be the only solution. We only stopped getting reams of fax-spams (remember them?) once congress passed a law. Gotta keep the pressure on.

    8. Re:Don't Spam On Me. by silentbozo · · Score: 2

      Thanks for sharing the tips - due to the sheer volume of spam, I'm moving to filtering as a first line of defense. Most spammers who can be canned by reporting have been, and I've felt that it's time to start writing adaptive heuristic algorithms to identify and waste the rest. Sending monthly totals to my congresscritter is a great idea - thanks!

    9. Re:Don't Spam On Me. by Wargames · · Score: 1

      You have reached the Wargames residence. Please dial your security password.

      You have dialed an incorrect security password,
      please re-dial your security password.

      I'm sorry, you did not dial a valid security password, Goodbye!

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  36. WWBSD? by cecil36 · · Score: 2

    My only question:

    What would Bernard Shifman do if his ISP pulled the plug on him? Just an interesting thought for the /. community to ponder. I think the answer would be obvious to some.

    Oh, and in case you need a refresher: http://www.petemoss.com/spamflames/ShifmanIsAMoron Spammer.html

    1. Re:WWBSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh for the love of all that is sacred and good in the world: LEAVE THE POOR GUY ALONE.

  37. LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's all very well and good, but you don't suggest a method of killing.

    i say hog-tie them and allow people to hammer rusty nails into their bodies. slow and painful.

    yes?

    1. Re:LOL! by drimmeeper · · Score: 1

      I say take a sharp scalpel, and make thousands of tiny lacerations on their bodies, and submerge them into a pool of bleach. Very painful, and chances are they *might* just live to regret it.

      Then again, I don't get spam because I am careful to not give my main account addresses to untrusted people. That is just common sense. I rotate my free accounts when one gets too much spam.

      "But I don't want any spam!"

    2. Re:LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd recommend putting them in the path of that slow catarpillar thing that carries the space shuttle to the launch pad. Getting slowly crushed at a rate of 1 or two inches per minute should be adaquately painful.

    3. Re:LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I say take a sharp scalpel, and make thousands of tiny lacerations on their bodies, and submerge them into a pool of bleach. Very painful, and chances are they *might* just live to regret it.

      No No No!!!

      You take two large vises, put their head in one and their balls in the other.

      Now, you ask nicely if they want to give the vise on thier balls a little twist. If they say "no," you give the one one thier head a little twist.

      rinse and repeat.

      I think this should work, but I have'nt tried it. YMMV.

      Be creative: offer them an "op out" agreement, and if they accept, give an extra large twist to the vise on the balls, invite your friends over, etc, etc.

      Of course, I think torture is a way too extreme punishment for spaming, but if you are going to do it, do it right.

    4. Re:LOL! by roybadami · · Score: 1
      Then again, I don't get spam because I am careful to not give my main account addresses to untrusted people. That is just common sense.
      Possibly, but I don't want to have to keep my e-mail address a closely guarded secret.

      That's like saying that you don't get mugged because you never leave your house after dark. It may be sensible, but I don't want want to have to live under a self-imposed curfew. I want something done about the muggers.

  38. Re:I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that DeLorean should sell you some coke.

    that's c o c a i n e, not coca-cola.

  39. Unless they're morons.... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 5, Funny

    They probably just disabled their VLAN. Not as satisfying, but, generally, people who go ripping CAT-5 cable out of patch panels like a wild monkey don't last too long as network administrators.

    There are some exceptions to this rule, however.

    - A.P.

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    1. Re:Unless they're morons.... by paitre · · Score: 1

      As someone who's been in a similar situation, I can almost guarantee that the netadmin/sysadmin that yanked the connection very likely yanked the Cat5.
      Either directly from the server (most likely) or from associate router or switch.

      That said, I -REALLY- wish I could have been the dude pulling that plug. I can promise that it felt -damned- good.

    2. Re:Unless they're morons.... by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      The largest exception I can think of is the guys running Verizon's network.

      They are continually upset because the bannanas always get stuck in the vending machine.

    3. Re:Unless they're morons.... by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...people who go ripping CAT-5 cable out of patch panels like a wild monkey don't last too long as network administrators.

      Truly. If he were a true networking professional, he would have gently disconnected the cable running to Monsterhut, and connected it to the 3-phase power terminated in the comms room just for this sort of occasion. Then blamed it on solar flares shifting the Moon's orbit, causing massive tidal shifts that have resulted in huge power spikes from the seaborn relay stations.

      And, oh, what was your username, password, ATM number and PIN, by the way?

      --

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    4. Re:Unless they're morons.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BOFH him very nice!!!!
      clicky clicky clicky "im sorry your computer seems to be empty"

    5. Re:Unless they're morons.... by Dwonis · · Score: 2
      I'd have brought up a nice real-time traffic graph projected onto a large wall...

      >clickety click<

      Let the festivities begin!

  40. Hmm! Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all your furit juice are belong to us.

    but you knew that...

    of course.

  41. ME TOO--MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Fuck'n hypocrites! I tell ya...

    I didn't solicite your fucking webhosting offer!

    Get off my lawn!!!!!!

  42. Poetic Justice by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know what would be a great way to deal with spammers?

    Tie them up, and flog them, Inquisition-style. Every 10th hit or so, you'd stop, and tell them that this flogging isn't really torture, because they specifically asked for the flogging by sending out spam. Then you'd ask them if they'd like to "opt-out" of the flogging. When they said "yes," you could take it to mean "Yes, please flog me some more." Then you could get 5 more guys to come over and flog them too.

    As a matter of fact, we could have an army of "Flog-bots" which would seek them out, and bring them to us.

    Now that's poetic justice.

    1. Re:Poetic Justice by gnovos · · Score: 2

      And when they finally DO opt out, sell their name to a fellow flogger and label it as "responds to flogging".

      --
      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
    2. Re:Poetic Justice by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Funny
      Spam isn't just the emails you get for free pr0n, or opt-in... It's those people online who also get your email address because you talk to them *once* online, and they think that it's the "cool thing to do" by emailing you with every little tiny thing that they *think* is funny.

      So in addition to flogging the companies who send spam, it's about time that all those forward junkies get flogged too.. Here's how:

      You ask them to think of a number between one and ten. If the number is between 0-4, flog them that number of times, plus the year that they were born. Ask them to subtract the month they were born multiplied by the day that they were born. If they get the calculation correct, flog them that many times. If they get the calculation wrong, flog them twice as many times.

      Then ask them to think of someone that they want to be with. And tell them that this person will die unless this flogged person finds 10 other spammers to come and be flogged all the same.

      Tell them that Bill Gates/Michael Eisner (any other big exec) will personally give them a flogging if they go around saying that they'll get money in an email.

      --
      /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    3. Re:Poetic Justice by djmitche · · Score: 1

      Funny, yes, but torturing people? Over spam? C'mon..

      In the grand scheme of things, in the long litany of all human woes, spam doesn't even rank in the top 10,000. If spam makes you angry enough to (even jokingly) speak of torturing or executing people, find a better cause!

    4. Re:Poetic Justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I don't know. Sure, there are other people who could use a good flogging even more, but spammers still rate fairly high up the list in my book.

    5. Re:Poetic Justice by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      spam has probably pissed off more people than Jehovah's Witnesses going door to door, maybe even more than IRS auditors. And all in a much shorter time span. Flogging is the least accceptable punishment at this point.

  43. Not quite that funny by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
    Two "pump'n'dump" stock spammers were shot and killed in New York (I think) a year or so ago. No one on NANAE has admitted to it, and it was probably some people who took a bath on their stock fraud.

    Just remember what happened to Keith Henson when $cientology took some "Tom Cruise missle" remarks out of context in court.

    Of course, except in the worst cases, I'd settle for a permanent tattoo of "Spammer" on their foreheads.

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    1. Re:Not quite that funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lighten up, ace...

      ya fuggin spoilsport, it's all in fun and FUCK ANYONE who can't take a joke.

      personally, i say let anyone bring a case against me... i'll make bail and leave the country. hell, i'm leaving this country (USA) anyway.

      btw, thanks in advance.

  44. The First Amendment by jnv11 · · Score: 1

    You forgot about the First Amendment. The First amendment prevents the government from banning spam, but it does not affect commercial entities. They can restrict all the speech you can have them facilitate if their contract allows them to do so if the reason is not unconscionable. Preventing spam that can harm an ISP's relationships with other ISPs is a valid reason because spam can ruin their business if the other ISPs decide to sever theri connections with it. Banning product reviews without the distributor's permission serves no good purpose and therefore is unconscionable. (The example I am citing is the McAfee VirusScan EULA case.)

    1. Re:The First Amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please post your home address "jnv11".

      I plan to drive by each morning, every morning... EARLY... with my bullhorn and tell you about all the deals I have for you to buy.

      "The First amendment prevents the government from banning bullhorn spam" right?

      Wrong. Commercial speach has much less protection than non. And the bullhorn example I use is the defining Supreme Court case from the 1930's or 40's. Look it up.

  45. Do you all see the underling legal implications?? by sparkeyjames · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Despite the fact that I love to see a spammer take a good legal hit. It saddens me that none of you have seen the REAL legal implications from this judgement.

    This allows any ISP to claim a violation under there "Acceptible use policy".

    "Memorandum: Plaintiff, a marketing company that uses the Internet for advertising, entered into an agreement with defendant, an Internet service provider, to obtain Internet access services. The agreement incorporates defendant's Acceptable Use Policy, which provides that a subscriber, here, plaintiff, is in violation of the agreement if it engages in "spamming," defined as "[u]nsolicited, commercial mass e-mailing." Shortly after defendant began providing Internet access services to plaintiff, it notified plaintiff of its intention to terminate the agreement based upon plaintiff's spamming. Plaintiff commenced the instant action seeking declaratory relief and an injunction preventing defendant from terminating the agreement."

    Note that this judgement does specificaly target "spamming ie mass unsolicited email" but you must think beyond just that small detail and take into consideration the larger implications of agudgeing the legality of the "Acceptible use policy"
    This friends is trouble with a capitol T.
    For instants... Say a mega large software company *cough* Microsoft *cough* with far reaching clout can convince an ISP to include a rule whereby using blah blah blah free-software is not considered acceptible use. Now suppose it convinces 100's of ISP's to include this.

    The legal ramifications are ENOURMOUS.

    Pray to god none of Billy's legal staff thinks of this.

  46. Re:Paetec is just as bad WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the court transcript from Paetec's site. The 2% is not allowable spam. In the court transcript, they argue, and the judge agrees, that spam #1 is grounds for termination. As a defense, and what actually happens in a limited number of circumstances, is that someone who doesn't opt out, forgets that they agreed to be placed on the mailing list by using some service. They then complain. But if found out later that they did give permission to be on the list, the company is not considered to have sent spam, but the original complaint by the recepient of the correctly sent email is counted as part of the 2%. Monster Hut seems to dispute this, but reading the contract, and the transcript of the court testimony, this seems to be a fair representation. Paetec documents and court transcripts support the position of Paetec that spam #1 is grounds for termination, and spam will not be tolerated at all.

    Accuracy counts.

  47. The initial filing by Kellindil · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You'd think that the lawyer's inability to spell Delaware in the initial filing (found burried on PaeTec's website) would have been an indication of the merits of the case. It was apparently more than just a typo -- it's spelled that way in points 1 and 2. I mean really, if you're going to be writing legal documents you can at least run a spell check first.

  48. He made the trains run on time by Convergence · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Heh.. What a chance that I just got involved with a similar discussion on NANOG.. About the real costs of Spam. (So far, only one person has given me anything approaching a number. Paul Vixie himself dodged the question for how much Spam costs.)

    The number, BTW, looks to be about $.00001 to $.0005 per email, and perhaps less for spam.

    But, anyways.. Keep in mind that the cure may be worse than the disease.. Spam sucks, spam is annoying. But finding the *WRONG* cure for it can be worse than the existance of Spam in the first place!

    Fascism in germany got its inital support because ``It made the trains run on time.'' We must be careful to not support fascists ``because they stop spam.''

    1. Re:He made the trains run on time by quistas · · Score: 1

      Let's say you're right. Spam only costs "$.00001 to $.0005"

      Joe Schmucko sends out 10m emails to all valid addresses through some poor Korean junior high with an unsecured mail server.

      $.00001 to $.0005 * 10m = $100 to $5,000.

      That assumes he doesn't crash anyone's servers.

      My time's worth, say, $20/hour. ID/delete takes a second. That's ~$.006/spam, assuming I don't run it through spamcop.

      And the total cost to all the recipients: $60,000.

      That's just in straight costs, too. We should also toss in the cost of running RBLs, the cost of me actually running down obfusciated URLs... and so on.

      Spam is theft of services. That legislation hasn't yet recognized this because it's a new area doesn't mean it doesn't violate the intent of the law. You can't come over to my house and drive my car around, but for now, there's no legal recourse for many people who get their inbox turned unusable.

  49. SP = second post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SP = second post

  50. The US legal system AFAIK.... by cmkrnl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    is a self perpetulating haven for ambulance chasers. It encourages speculative legal actions irregardless of their merit. The litigant never has to worry about the total cost of the case.

    This will not change until its reformed to follow practice of other countries based on common law.

    If this was the UK/Ireland/Australia/wherever the losing c*nting spammer in this case would be left with nothing only the shirt on his back after having to pay ALL the expenses the ISP incurred w.r.t this case over the past 12 months as WELL as his own legal expenses.

    In fact its doubtful it would have come to trial at all. The barrister acting on behalf of the plaintiff would have made it plain b4 hand that the action was shaky and would have painted a less than rosy picture of the likely financial outcome.

    Curmudgeon

  51. Use Pyzor - Spamming becomes pointless by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The more people and ISPs who start using software like Pyzor the more pointless spam becomes. It routes directly to a spam mailbox completely bypassing potential customers.

    http://pyzor.sourceforge.net/

    The more users it has, the more effective it becomes. Pyzor uses a central database of spam hashes to compare incoming mail against. If the hash of the body of the incoming mail matches an entry in the database then it's a spam. Discard it.

    Sure someone will followup to say that they'll include random characters in each individual mail to change the hash values or they'll change parts of the message on each mail. Yes the authors are aware of this and the software already takes this into account.

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  52. ** "Godwin's law" invoked, this thread is over ** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, it works on Usenet, why not /. ?

    Godwin's Law

    Sorry spam-boy, no fascist/nazi rants wanted here.

  53. Re:Do you all see the underling legal implications by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1

    Well I am not sure I could see Microsoft managing to get 'free software' to be against the acceptible use policy. Bear in mind that pretty much every ISP is going to have at least one Linux box on their network doing somthing vital - I'd be pretty surprised if anything like that came to pass.

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  54. Re: how is email spam illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, we all get tons of snail mail spam per day. Whether it because of advertising from the local grocery store or offering to move you for free to a new apartment. It's all spam. I don't see how email spam is any different. Albeit, I cannot stand it, it doesn't make it illegal. Someone commented that setting up a filter is the best thing to do, I agree.

    I've heard some argue that the actual spam is not illegal, it's the fact that they are using someone's resources to send it (hence abuse). And I say, well, when you receieve snail mail, doesn't it take up your time to weed through (_filter_ out) what is and is not valid mail? Since time is money, where's the law suit? After all, you just used a filter to weed out the email (except it wasn't electronic).

  55. Re: how is email spam illegal? by Talonius · · Score: 2

    Here's the catch about why snail mail spam is less bothersome than email:

    Someone sat down and put that together. Then, they -paid- someone to send it out. We receive it, and chunk it. (Sometimes it's worthwhile and I check it out.) Snail mail spam does more marketing research and has a greater chance of hitting home. (I don't receive penis enlargement offers in snail mail.)

    Email is different. First, people pay money to receive email. Whether that money is $20.00/month for your ISP or a per email charge (anywhere now?) - I PAY THAT CHARGE. And then some fucknut company wants to come and use what -I- paid for to advertise to me? Fuck you.

    It's the same principle as faxes. Since there is, directly or indirectly, an end user cost, it's not allowed. (Yes, spamming by fax is illegal in most states of the U. S. because it incurs cost on the receiver, not the sender.)

    .:|Talonius|:.

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  56. how about a disclaimer by zozzi · · Score: 1

    How about adding this to all your outgoing mails: DISCLAIMER: By replying to THIS email address you consent to being charged the sum of $x if you are unable to prove that the account holder specifically asked for email from you. Would this be legal?

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    1. Re:how about a disclaimer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an account with BellSouth that I simply do not use because of the level of spam it recieves. On Day 1, when I got DSL with them, before even sending out an email, I had recieved several spams. BellSouth does allow for a vacation message autoreply to be setup. So, mine simply states:

      Persuant to the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991, sending unsolicited communications to this account is illegal.

      If you continue to send email to this account, you are agreeing to pay a $1,000 (one thousand dollar) per email handling fee, and any fees associated with the collection of said fees.

      Thank you, and have a pleasant day.

  57. Spam, Spam, no good for you... by dinotrac · · Score: 2

    Spam, Spam, no good for you,
    Cut me off and I will sue.
    If and when I lose my case
    I'll just find another place for

    Spam, Spam, no good for you,
    ...

  58. Horrors! by greenrd · · Score: 2
    Oh no! Customers will now be able to be cut off for breach of contract! What a devastating new development!

    Please...

  59. PaeTec's peers should have blocked Monsterhut by gibodean · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So it's been established that PaeTec must obey the court order. But, how about their peers ? PaeTec would have links to various other ISPs and backbone types. What if someone informed those ISPs of Monsterhut's static IP address, and they dropped all packets coming from there ?

    What would happen then ? That's not PaeTec's fault. And, those ISPs could cite their own AUPs.

  60. Re:I wish I could personally have pulled that plug by PineGreen · · Score: 1

    Well, at least you can try accessing them and for the first time enjoy seeing your little mozilla / earth / N spinning indefinitelly.

  61. Then how come...? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    If PacTec won the lawsuit against Monsterhut, why is it they're still in Spamhaus' "realtime" statistics as being up and being on PacTec's servers?

    1. Re:Then how come...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like monsterhut.com hosts their web server, dns servers, and others through PaeTec. Looks like all those services are down. Good riddance...

  62. Re:Do you all see the underling legal implications by roybadami · · Score: 1
    This allows any ISP to claim a violation under there "Acceptible use policy".
    There's nothing new here. If you sign a contract that states you will abide by the ISPs AUP, and then you don't, you are in breech of contract. If the contract states that they can terminate the contract for material breech, then that means they can cut you off for breeching the AUP.

    All this case does is confirm the bloody obvious, namely that a signed contract carries legal force.

  63. Anyone else... by sec0ndshooter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...read the subject of this article as "megaspammer monsterhunt?

    hello freud

  64. We CAN do something! Respond to the spam!! by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

    I often respond to spam. If there's a link to a website, be it the spammer's customer or a "remove" form I make it a point to pay the site a visit. In fact I don't just visit once, nope. I've set up a couple of javascript form-filling scripts to post garbage into their forms and reload their pages constantly!

    I submitted 1.5 million "remove" requests to the last spam site I visited, and the current favourite "jdsdiagnostics" has send me over a gig of their bandwidth so far as I have 15 scripts loading their front page constantly into minimised windows.

    If everyone did this it would drive them offline - how could they pay for a site serving 1000GB or more per week?! Many people on here have DSL or greater, just suck their bandwidth dry!!

  65. So is this Perjury and Fraud? by billstewart · · Score: 2
    Todd P. Spammer claims that his targets have opted in and said "Yes I would accept offers that interest me" and that therefore his email is not spam, claimed it in court, and attempted to use it for financial gain, by continuing to use his PaeTec connection when in fact he knows he's violating the AUP, and by using it to spam people. But there are lots of affidavits out there from recipients of his spam, and presumably complaints about it have gone to him, so it's extremely difficult to claim ignorance even if he could.

    This is different from the typical spammer who just lies to the recipient about "you must have opted in so we're sending you this junk offer" or "we'll remove you from the list we used today if you email us", because it's about specific facts, and it's also in court. It's still lying, of course, but sometimes lying becomes fraud and perjury as opposed to merely an attempt to gain attention or deflect complaints.

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  66. Re: how is email spam illegal? by billstewart · · Score: 2
    If you're a typical American ISP customer, you're *not* paying any more to receive spam than to not receive spam - you're paying your ISP the same ~$20/month to get email that's really for you and to surf the web, and the spam is a free "bonus", like the advertising banners. Fax spam burns real paper and toner - email spam just puts useless pixels on your screen.

    The real problem is that it's a bunch of obvious crap demanding your attention, and it's the attention that you and most of the other spam recipients care about (plus the bad taste of many of the advertised products, and the people who are offended by porn, especially porn spam sent to their kids.) ISPs, of course, are in a different situation, since they're dealing with it in volume.

    The big advantage of snail mail spam is that, because there's a non-trivial cost associated with it, they don't send as much to people who don't want it, so you don't receive as much, and you don't waste much of your time trashing it. At some point I should tell the supermarkets to stop spamming my mailbox (it fills up the space, as well as wasting paper), but the only spam that really demands my attention is all the "pre-approved credit card offers" that might let somebody else get a credit card in my name if I simply throw them out instead of shredding them.

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  67. Italy, not Germany, and they didn't run on time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Triggering of Godwin's Law acknowledged. This message will self-destruct in (oh, wait, stuff on the net never really goes away... too bad :-)


    The "he'll make the trains run on time" wasn't about Germany, it was Mussolini in Italy. And just because everybody thought he'd be tough enough to force the Italian railroad system to run on a schedule doesn't mean he was actually successful - violence doesn't force people to work better, it just makes them frightened while they're working and encourages them to falsify the results.

  68. Re: how is email spam illegal? by siobHan · · Score: 1

    Spamming by fax is illegal under the TCPA, which is federal not state.

  69. What Spamming Technologies Did They Use? by billstewart · · Score: 2
    Does anybody know what spamming technologies they used? I don't mean the actual content of what they're selling, but whether they were abusing open relays, or were they sending out spam that was easily traced back to their IP addresses, and were they sending it all out as "Monsterhut", or as dozens of different domain names?

    If they're sending it out directly, without abusing relays, it's easy for ISPs to block their IP address space to avoid receiving spam from them.

    Also, while Paetec was enjoined from cutting them off, Paetec's upstream providers, who also have AUPs that ban spamming, could still have done so - either by filtering the packets at the routers where they connect to it, or by advertising blackhole routes (or both - BGP is your friend...) That would cut off abuse of relays as well as direct-delivery spam.

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  70. Re: how is email spam illegal? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    If you're a typical American ISP customer, you're *not* paying any more to receive spam than to not receive spam - you're paying your ISP the same ~$20/month to get email that's really for you and to surf the web....

    How do you figure? I have limited email space. On several occasions, the SPAM mail has eaten through all of it -- especially those messages with a payload on them. Therefore, some potentially important messages have bounced. Also, I would suspect that the ISP is passing the extra cost of network and disk usage on to us in some indirect fashion. No matter how you look at it, the only one not paying for spam is the spammer.

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  71. Wouldn't it be lovely? by Apuleius · · Score: 2

    Hate to break it to you, but judge's orders
    are things with which you must comply
    not just to the letter, but to the spirit.
    Otherwise, it would indeed be beautiful to do
    that.

  72. Even better by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


    Before claiming that, call them and accuse THEM of vandalising your network and when they argue that they same apply to them and they think its your fault deny everything for a while before using your excu##planation, after further fault diagnostic research, billed to them of course.

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  73. Re: how is email spam illegal? by eaolson · · Score: 1
    If you're a typical American ISP customer, you're *not* paying any more to receive spam than to not receive spam - you're paying your ISP the same ~$20/month to get email that's really for you and to surf the web, and the spam is a free "bonus", like the advertising banners.

    Wow, can I have one of the free computers you're using? With free disk space, and free unlimited bandwidth?

    Sure, the cost of each individual spam is trivial, but when sent by the hundreds of thousands, if not the millions they can have a considerable aggregate impact. If it costs my ISP, it ultimately costs *me*, and that is unacceptable.

    Plus, I like the irony of a pro-spam posting coming from someone with a munged email address.

  74. You're right by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    You're probably all too right. UU.net or Sprintpink will sign them up, no questions asked. Frankly I'd prefer they pick the most spam-friendly provider known to man. Broadwing.net. If they did sign with Broadwing, it would save me a lot of trouble. I block every single one of Broadwing's netblocks with a vengenance. Many Tier-1 providers have a bad habit of signing up spammers. Speculation runs rampant but many believe that the top tier providers don't have the abuse desk resources to deal with their non-threatening customers. When I say non-threatening I mean everyone that isn't DoSing people.

  75. Untill laws are passed there are other things todo by systemaster · · Score: 1

    Untill there are laws against spam legal action won't do much. I mean read some posts about how effective this really is. Here is a question, why not fight dirty with the spammers. I'm sure alot of people here know how to DoS a site. I'm asking TWO things, one is it ok to screw with these guys. second how to do it, someone want to organize an anti spam crack team. Setup to take down spamming servers.

    I have to admit I have done this. I was tricked into reading some spam. (subject that was something that didn't look like spam) And it was porn or something dumb...So I ssh'd into a few boxes, work and home and a third broad band site and flood ping the site for a while. It didn't take the server down but did fill up there pipe for a while. But is doing so ethical? Isn't it like taking a gun away from a killer, or am I on Crack(TM) ?

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  76. No, Sirs: by hawk · · Score: 2
    We don't do such things unsolicted.


    We use opt-in only. We only sent 3-phase up your line because you requested it.


    Click here if you wish to be removed from future three-phase announments, offers, and special electrocutions.


    :)


    hawk

  77. Trapping spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we set traps for spammers? For example, set up a server with some dummy pages, one of which has some fake and one or two real email addresses. Also write a robots.txt file. Then watch the logs for telltale signs. When the spam starts coming in trace it back to the source using your logs and sue that entity for trespassing or hacking. Would that work?

  78. It's A Property Rights Issue by Steve+B · · Score: 2
    You forgot about the First Amendment. The First amendment prevents the government from banning spam


    The First Amendment does no such thing, any more than it prevents the government from banning grafitti or late-night operation of sound trucks. Freedom of speech does not include the "right" to a captive audience or the "right" to compel others to provide you with a forum.

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  79. Re: how is email spam illegal? by Talonius · · Score: 2

    Ah, thank you.

    I had genuinely wondered what statute spamming by fax was covered under. Now I know. :)

    .:|T

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  80. limited email space? free disk capacity? by billstewart · · Score: 2
    Do you leave mail on your mail server, or download to your PC? If you're leaving it on the server, yes, you'll hit limits, but if you're running POP, and get a typical load of (sigh...) 100 spam/day at 5KB each, that's 500KB, and if your ISP isn't providing enough space to handle it for a couple of days, then you need to get them to provide more buffer space - they're not leaving enough room for people who get Microsoft Office Bloatware attachments mailed to them. The only time I'm aware of losing email because of mailbox overflow was when an account I didn't use much got Sircammed by somebody sending multiple copies of the same 200KB document every day - so I had to clean it out once or twice a week.

    This 500KB of spam will take about 2-4 minutes of modem time to download it, which is annoying but won't break anybody's bank, and you'll be spending far more time on your modem reading slashdot - and this Slashdot page has a 9KB banner ad on it that you're downloading, which is probably typical for most web pages your read.
    That's about 200MB of spam a year, which would cost $1 for disk drive if you actually stored it (20GB disk at $100) (and might mean that your ISP is paying $1/year extra for storing your share of their spam - they're not keeping it for long, unless they're keeping full backups on disk for long times, but they may have multiple copies in several tiers of backup and higher-performance disks that you have.)

    The real cost to the average internet user isn't the resources consumed - it's how much of their attention span gets consumed shoveling the stuff out the door and into the bit bucket, and if you're a Responsible Netizen and occasionally hunt down spammers or at elast spamcop them, that takes time also.

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