Your vagus implodes, as nausea strikes Savaging your body in a terminal retch Violent spasms and decaying enzymes Engulf your throat as you belch
Intestinal disturbance, your ileum turns inside-out Your duodenum is thrust up towards your mouth Your pancreas excretes stale septic pus Your whole digestive system is now a sticky mush
Rectal vomit in your thorax Retch your anal tract
Liquidized oesophagus mixes with bloodied excretion As you pathetically gasp for breath The stench of hot faeces scorches your nose As you violently vomit to death
Your intestines are rising, up towards your throat Stale bile escaping through your bloodied nose Your colon digested in acidic slush Your tongue gargling on your dislocated anus
Your crotch spawning afterbirth A congealing sprog basted in cess Palpitations spew a foetus Sprawling in this mess... Flowing lochial discharge Of copious womb lining torn The mutilated still-born mangled By the whiplashing umbilical cord...
Mixing together post-natal juices The dead infant used as stock Slurping this horrendous concoction Eat the cervical slop... Ladling out aborted debris Oozing guts chomped in your maw The caesating premature baby Nurtured in post-partum gore...
Suck cess on a plate, lick its pus from a spoon Gnaw at rashes on a dish, munch on the expelled womb...
Its testicles incised - the foetus liquidized Whisk the parasite - the gross remains baptised...
(Solo: paturient paste sandwich)
Stagnant placenta and smelly fluids The stiffening dead babe's crib Disemboweling and gutting
Grating bone and rib Fragile limbs pulverised Dismemberment is so cruel Soggy organs and paturient broth Give piquance to this sickly gruel...
Mixing together post-natal juices The dead infant used as stock Slurping this horrendous concoction Eat the cervical slop... Ladling out aborted debris Oozing guts chomped in your maw The caesating premature baby Nurtured in post-partum gore...
Drink bile from a cup, gulp its phlegm from a pot Eat mucus on a saucer, choke on embryonic clots...
Ali Jenab? That's a fucking raghead muslim terrorist goatfucker name if I've ever heard one. Why the fuck isn't he in jail?
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Only a matter of days now, kids.
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Thank you, sir. At last I am free from the tyranny of narrow pages. It's always struck me as odd that a site devoted to bashing Microsoft would force visitors to use MSIE to see the pages at their proper width.
Since the fascist motherfuckers have limited me to only two comments per day, I'll take this opportunity to comment on the rest of today's stories:
Skydiving from 25 Miles Up
So what. I hope he dies. Goddamn cheese eating surrender monkey.
Teaching BattleBots in High School
Prediction: Everyone in the class will be expelled within a month for violation of zero-tolerance policies.
Halo for the PC and Mac
Chemical Halo
chemical halo burning bright in a sodium haze, all meaning is lost but this confusion remains, i'm going to tear myself apart if i can't get myself together, and spread my pieces around like waste and give my gift of stormy weather, every time i move i feel like something's broken, everytime i laugh i feel like maybe i'm choking, i know you'd laugh too but it's not the funny anymore -i kissed the floor on my way down, a matchhead burning out on the frozen ground- i just want to thank every one of you for all the things you don't do, for the stab in the back for the kick in the face for the pain in the neck and all the shame and disgrace for the spit in the eye and all the things you say, and all the games you play-for the agony and parody for the pain infliction and the drug addiction, you give them so much strength when you show you're weak, please don't rattle your chains it's better when you're meek, here comes another bad trip another life of no sleep another storm in the dark with the sky pouring down every creature will drown this time there will be no Noah's Arc~ "see you in hell!"
Ximian Desktop Installer, Red Carpet, and MonkeyTalk
Who gives a fuck? Nobody apart from a few geeks with chips on their shoulders and their heads up their asses uses Linux as a desktop machine.
Science: New Supersonic Jet Test Less Than Successful
It crashed and exploded in a ball of flame. Not significantly different from the Concorde.
Developers: Peekabooty, Camera/Shy Released
When are people going to learn that steganography is completely useless? May as well just send the encrypted text.
Mac-Case Clone for PCs
Mac users are not only idiots and pretentious fuckwits, they're proud of being idiiots and pretentious fuckwits. Why would I want to be like them?
Developers: The Future Of The 2.0 Linux Kernel
Wow, 6 years since 2.0 came out. In a year we'll have 2.6. No sign whatsoever of 3.0. Yay for open source development!
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Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms, I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody, Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, You better gain way, You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Now that the party is jumping, With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking, I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon Burning them if they're not quick and nimble, I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi hat with a souped up tempo, I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0, With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi, Did you stop? No -- I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop, I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead
Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis, Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine, Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall, The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball" Gunshots ranged out like a bell, I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast, Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed, I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, You know what I mean, They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet, Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound, Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill, Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn", If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose, Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
All right stop, Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle. Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, You better gain way You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon Burning them if they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi Did you stop? No -- I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball" Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn" If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Superman is still weak from having a nuclear missile detonate on him in an earlier unrelated incident, Batman shows up with a nifty servo-powered armor suit, with all kinds of cutting-edge weaponry (I specifically remember a sonic cannon, but I believe there was more), One of Batman's cohorts nails Superman with a kryptonite-tipped arrowhead, Batman lays the smack down on Superman's candy ass.
Well yeah, I guess I am saying that
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If you're really in a bind, allowing her to "accidently" catch you enjoying your pr0n stash, or saying the name of one of her thinner friends while fucking her, may be acceptable substitutes for actual cheating.
3. Tell her it's her fault. You really do still love her, but honestly, she's turned into such a fat pig that you can't get hard for her anymore; you're a man, you have needs, so what does she expect you to do?
4. Now that you've completely smashed her self-esteem, she'll do pretty much whatever you want just so you'll keep her around, so now you can really start taking advantage of her sexually - anal, threesomes, S&M, sliding under the table at restaurants for a quick blowjob, whatever you want.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back.
Slashdot Mirror
Huh? I thought the diamond industry was run by Jews.
VOMITED ANAL TRACT
Oral eruption
Rectal extroversion...
Your vagus implodes, as nausea strikes
Savaging your body in a terminal retch
Violent spasms and decaying enzymes
Engulf your throat as you belch
Intestinal disturbance, your ileum turns inside-out
Your duodenum is thrust up towards your mouth
Your pancreas excretes stale septic pus
Your whole digestive system is now a sticky mush
Rectal vomit in your thorax
Retch your anal tract
Liquidized oesophagus mixes with bloodied excretion
As you pathetically gasp for breath
The stench of hot faeces scorches your nose
As you violently vomit to death
Your intestines are rising, up towards your throat
Stale bile escaping through your bloodied nose
Your colon digested in acidic slush
Your tongue gargling on your dislocated anus
(Solo: grotesque anal disgorgement)
Your crotch spawning afterbirth
A congealing sprog basted in cess
Palpitations spew a foetus
Sprawling in this mess...
Flowing lochial discharge
Of copious womb lining torn
The mutilated still-born mangled
By the whiplashing umbilical cord...
Mixing together post-natal juices
The dead infant used as stock
Slurping this horrendous concoction
Eat the cervical slop...
Ladling out aborted debris
Oozing guts chomped in your maw
The caesating premature baby
Nurtured in post-partum gore...
Suck cess on a plate, lick its pus from a spoon
Gnaw at rashes on a dish, munch on the expelled womb...
Its testicles incised - the foetus liquidized
Whisk the parasite - the gross remains baptised...
(Solo: paturient paste sandwich)
Stagnant placenta and smelly fluids
The stiffening dead babe's crib
Disemboweling and gutting
Grating bone and rib
Fragile limbs pulverised
Dismemberment is so cruel
Soggy organs and paturient broth
Give piquance to this sickly gruel...
Mixing together post-natal juices
The dead infant used as stock
Slurping this horrendous concoction
Eat the cervical slop...
Ladling out aborted debris
Oozing guts chomped in your maw
The caesating premature baby
Nurtured in post-partum gore...
Drink bile from a cup, gulp its phlegm from a pot
Eat mucus on a saucer, choke on embryonic clots...
(Solo: Pasteurised foetus goulash)
Ali Jenab? That's a fucking raghead muslim terrorist goatfucker name if I've ever heard one. Why the fuck isn't he in jail?
LNUX:
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Only a matter of days now, kids.
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Since the fascist motherfuckers have limited me to only two comments per day, I'll take this opportunity to comment on the rest of today's stories:
Skydiving from 25 Miles Up
So what. I hope he dies. Goddamn cheese eating surrender monkey.
Teaching BattleBots in High School
Prediction: Everyone in the class will be expelled within a month for violation of zero-tolerance policies.
Halo for the PC and Mac
Chemical Halo
chemical halo burning bright in a sodium haze, all meaning is lost but this confusion remains, i'm going to tear myself apart if i can't get myself together, and spread my pieces around like waste and give my gift of stormy weather, every time i move i feel like something's broken, everytime i laugh i feel like maybe i'm choking, i know you'd laugh too but it's not the funny anymore -i kissed the floor on my way down, a matchhead burning out on the frozen ground- i just want to thank every one of you for all the things you don't do, for the stab in the back for the kick in the face for the pain in the neck and all the shame and disgrace for the spit in the eye and all the things you say, and all the games you play-for the agony and parody for the pain infliction and the drug addiction, you give them so much strength when you show you're weak, please don't rattle your chains it's better when you're meek, here comes another bad trip another life of no sleep another storm in the dark with the sky pouring down every creature will drown this time there will be no Noah's Arc~ "see you in hell!"
Ximian Desktop Installer, Red Carpet, and MonkeyTalk
Who gives a fuck? Nobody apart from a few geeks with chips on their shoulders and their heads up their asses uses Linux as a desktop machine.
Science: New Supersonic Jet Test Less Than Successful
It crashed and exploded in a ball of flame. Not significantly different from the Concorde.
Developers: Peekabooty, Camera/Shy Released
When are people going to learn that steganography is completely useless? May as well just send the encrypted text.
Mac-Case Clone for PCs
Mac users are not only idiots and pretentious fuckwits, they're proud of being idiiots and pretentious fuckwits. Why would I want to be like them?
Developers: The Future Of The 2.0 Linux Kernel
Wow, 6 years since 2.0 came out. In a year we'll have 2.6. No sign whatsoever of 3.0. Yay for open source development!
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby,
All right stop, Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly, Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know, Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms, I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody, Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way, You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Now that the party is jumping, With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking, I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble, I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo, I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0, With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi, Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop, I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis, Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine, Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall, The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell, I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast, Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed, I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean, They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet, Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound, Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill, Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn", If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose, Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn" If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!
Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
No, Superman didn't know Batman faked his death until he heard a heartbeat coming from the grave.
Close, it was more like:
Superman is still weak from having a nuclear missile detonate on him in an earlier unrelated incident,
Batman shows up with a nifty servo-powered armor suit, with all kinds of cutting-edge weaponry (I specifically remember a sonic cannon, but I believe there was more),
One of Batman's cohorts nails Superman with a kryptonite-tipped arrowhead,
Batman lays the smack down on Superman's candy ass.
Yeah, at a party last weekend, Timothy's sister gave me and some friends a demo of some "open source biology", so to speak.
Glad to hear you're migrating back to a real OS rather than some hobbyist wankfest.
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It's a world of laughter, a world of tears, It's a world of hopes and a world of fears; There's so much that we share, That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small world. There is just one moon, and one golden sun, And a smile means friendship to ev'ryone; Though the mountains divide, And the oceans are wide, It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small world. It's a world of laughter, a world of tears, It's a world of hopes and a world of fears; There's so much that we share, That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small world. There is just one moon, and one golden sun, And a smile means friendship to ev'ryone; Though the mountains divide, And the oceans are wide, It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small world. It's a world of laughter, a world of tears, It's a world of hopes and a world of fears; There's so much that we share, That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small world. There is just one moon, and one golden sun, And a smile means friendship to ev'ryone; Though the mountains divide, And the oceans are wide, It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small world. 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There is just one moon, and one golden sun, And a smile means friendship to ev'ryone; Though the mountains divide, And the oceans are wide, It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small world. It's a world of laughter, a world of tears, It's a world of hopes and a world of fears; There's so much that we share, That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small world. There is just one moon, and one golden sun, And a smile means friendship to ev'ryone; Though the mountains divide, And the oceans are wide, It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all, It's a small, small world.
Last night your sister "did it for the community", so to speak.
Fuck all AC's
If you're really in a bind, allowing her to "accidently" catch you enjoying your pr0n stash, or saying the name of one of her thinner friends while fucking her, may be acceptable substitutes for actual cheating.
AC's die.
Easy way to fix it.
1. Cheat on her.
2. Get caught.
3. Tell her it's her fault. You really do still love her, but honestly, she's turned into such a fat pig that you can't get hard for her anymore; you're a man, you have needs, so what does she expect you to do?
4. Now that you've completely smashed her self-esteem, she'll do pretty much whatever you want just so you'll keep her around, so now you can really start taking advantage of her sexually - anal, threesomes, S&M, sliding under the table at restaurants for a quick blowjob, whatever you want.
HTH.
No shit. If they're too lazy to learn how to see, then fuck'em.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Isn't that the guy from The Orb?
Did I miss anything?
Fry Mumia!!!
faq code awards journals subscribe older stuff rob's page preferences submit story advertising supporters past polls topics about bugs hof Sections apache Jun 18 (3 recent) apple Jun 18 (3 recent) askslashdot Jun 19 (4 recent) books Jun 14 bsd Jun 16 developers Jun 18 (3 recent) features Jun 14 interviews Jun 18 (1 recent) radio Jun 29 science Jun 19 (11 recent) yro Jun 18 (2 recent) This page was generated by a Swarm of Orange Bruins for GafTheHorseInTears (565684). Science: New Technique Makes Most Gene Patents Irrelevant Posted by Hemos on Tuesday June 18, @06:55PM from the rug-from-underneath dept. Billy the Mountain writes "This Scientific American article, Legal Circumvention, describes a technique for circumventing gene patents whereby living cells are coaxed into expressing genes, especially those genes currently held under patents. Although, would-be exploiters of genes are prevented by patent restrictions from constructing a particular sequence and replicating it, patent law cannot be enforced in instances where an existing cell or organism is caused to express any of these patented genes and proteins." ( Read More... | 105 comments | Science ) Java Thrown Back in Windows, For Now Posted by timothy on Tuesday June 18, @05:59PM from the refenestration dept. darnellmc writes: "According to this News.com article, Microsoft has decided to include their JVM in the next Windows XP service pack. They are doing this in an attempt to avoid Sun's recent lawsuit against them for anti-trust violations. I wonder if the recent decision allowing the nine states' suit to continue had anything to do with this? Of course it did. MS plans not to have the JVM in future versions of Windows though." ( Read More... | 231 comments ) Slashback: Livermore, Privacy, Nixieness Posted by timothy on Tuesday June 18, @04:59PM from the stock-up-on-fireworks dept. Slashback's amplifications and updates tonight include more on Best Buy's worst practices for data security, how the proposed Federal government restructuring will affect Lawrence Livermore labs,a long-overdue Maglev for those of us outside France or Japan, and even more on building Nixie-tube toys. Read on for the details. ( Read More... | 3431 bytes in body | 137 comments ) Apache: Apache 1.3.26 and 2.0.39 Released Posted by krow on Tuesday June 18, @04:45PM from the would-you-like-fries-with-that dept. cliffwoolley writes "The Apache Software Foundation has released new versions of both Apache 1.3 and 2.0. These versions are both security and bug-fix releases. They address and fix the issues noted in CAN- 2002-0392 [CERT VU#944335] regarding a vulnerability in the handling of chunked transfer encoding. You can download the new releases here." This of course is for the exploit that we reported yesterday. It is hard to complain about a 24-hour response time for a bug. ( Read More... | 53 comments | Apache ) Cops Have Got Your Number Posted by michael on Tuesday June 18, @04:02PM from the ready-set-spy dept. explosionhead writes "Salon has a nice article about the FBI's stretching their powers for phone taps under the 'Communications Assistance for Law Enforcement Act' and how this could apply to digital communication. The FCC tried to apply this 3 years ago, and it was fought off, but the article also comments that many of the Telcos were hesitant to argue this time around for fear of bad post Sept-11 publicity." We covered this when it happened, with a lot of good information if I do say so myself. Salon is now noting that no one is willing to challenge the revised FCC rules, running scared in the (dare I say it?) post-September 11 world. ( Read More... | 171 comments ) Ask Slashdot: General IT Books? Posted by Cliff on Tuesday June 18, @03:11PM from the buffing-up-the-summer-reading-list dept. Torulf would like to start an ongoing discussion on books that anyone in the IT field would benefit in having in their library: "Here's a topic that might generate some interesting discussions. I'm a student trying to get general knowledge of the IT business. The question here is about what is regarded 'basic knowledge' and where to find it. As we all know (I hope), a lot of knowledge can really only be learned through experience. In many cases, however, a read through the theory will save you a lot of time. As books are also easier to look up than experience, below is a suggestion of a reading list that might give a decent general knowledge in the field. Please fill out the gaps with what you think is required knowledge for anyone working in the industry. Mostly this is about a general overview of the different areas of the IT industry, but if you have suggestions of good material for becoming an expert in some particular field, by all means, share your knowledge." Torulf has compiled a fairly long list of books, below, however your own suggestions are always welcome. ( Read More... | 4893 bytes in body | 289 comments | Ask Slashdot ) Nixon Tape To Reveal Secrets at Last? Posted by timothy on Tuesday June 18, @02:06PM from the 18-minutes-of-pizza-orders-and-jokes dept. jonerik writes: "As part of its inevitable 30th-anniversary-of-Watergate coverage, ABC News has this article on the National Archives' search for someone who can recover part or all of the missing 18 ½ minutes of President Nixon's Oval Office tapes, whose existence had been unknown until the Watergate hearings. The famous tape - recorded on June 20th, 1972, three days after the Watergate break-in - was last examined in 1974, but Nixon tape archivist Karl Weissenbach is hoping that nearly thirty years of technological progress can make the difference this time, saying 'We have decided that the time is right and appropriate to determine whether that conversation can be retrieved or recovered.' Stephen St. Croix, one of several forensic audio experts who is interested in taking on the job, says 'You never completely erase a tape. You think you do, but you really don't.'" There's another article in Wired on this quest as well. ( Read More... | 345 comments ) Toshiba's iPod Competitor Posted by timothy on Tuesday June 18, @01:01PM from the mmmm-competition dept. a lonely moose writes: "It looks like Toshiba basically copied Apple's iPod. They got cheap on screen size and unit weight, and without iTunes, it'll be darn hard to handle as elegantly as the iPod. Anyway, check out MacCentral's article and the smoking forum at the bottom." ( Read More... | 351 comments ) Disney Switches To Linux For Animation Posted by timothy on Tuesday June 18, @12:12PM from the intuhlectual-property dept. EEEthan writes: "It looks like Linux is really the next big thing for movie graphics houses. The New York Times is reporting that Disney has switched over to Linux-based HP workstations for animation. Although Disney has historically been known for their hand-drawn animation, this is a big move to Linux for what might be the world's most famous producer of animated films." ( Read More... | 431 comments ) New Mobile Phones Showcased Posted by timothy on Tuesday June 18, @11:18AM from the future-approaches-on-little-cat-feet dept. An anonymous reader writes: "This is a report at VR-Zone showing many new and upcoming models of mobile phones with features like color LCDs, GPRS and digital cameras built-in from major Telco companies like NTT DoCoMo, Panasonic, Kyocera, Samsung and Sony Ericsson. 3D Graphics animation software design houses for example discreet, NewTek and Alias|Wavefront and video editing card manufacturers like Pinnacle and Canopus have their booths there too." There are too many links to list here separately, but I especially liked the pictures of products from NTT DoCoMo and Sony Ericsson. ( Read More... | 129 comments ) Interviews: IBM Kernel Hackers Respond Posted by Roblimo on Tuesday June 18, @10:30AM from the peek-inside-the-big-blue-monolith dept. Dave Hansen, the IBM programmer who organized this interview (questions were posted on May 28), says, "Perhaps I didn't make this clear enough during the call for questions, but myself and my group are kernel programmers. But, we were able to dredge up some responses for answers that we couldn't do ourselves. We haven't been able to get an answer to the ViaVoice question yet, but if there is real interest, I'll make sure that we do get some kind of answer back to Slashdot. ( Read More... | 24133 bytes in body | 239 comments | Interviews ) The State of PC Audio Posted by CmdrTaco on Tuesday June 18, @09:37AM from the do-you-hear-what-i-hear dept. jonesy writes "The Tech Report has put together a pretty decent six-card sound round-up that covers the most popular audio controller chips around. DACs, ADCs, DSPs, and the other important acroymns are explained. One interesting revelation: Creative's Audigy card doesn't do 24-bit/96KHz sound, despite Creative's claims. Gaming benchmarks are provided, and the authors even take a crack at the subjective side of audio, although they seem aware of the difficulties in doing so." ( Read More... | 313 comments ) Intrusion Detection For Your PC Case Posted by Hemos on Tuesday June 18, @08:45AM from the gotta-catch-'em-all dept. Anonymous Coward writes "Ryan du Bois, from genbukan security (aka red0x), has created a chassis intrusion detection system for your computer box: the actual physical case. He also wrote a paper describing three separate implementations of this CIDS system: Contacts, Pressure switchs, and a PLA (programmable microchip). Included in his paper are complete designs for the first two and a promise for the last to come soon. Definitely worth a read. The paper is available in many formats including OpenOffice 1.0, HTML , TEXT and a Tarball of them all. You can also obtain the signatures as well as his Automated Security Tools Project, of which this is a member." ( Read More... | 206 comments ) Yet Another "Last Mile" Option Posted by CmdrTaco on Tuesday June 18, @07:40AM from the wouldn't-that-be-special dept. Jay writes "This article on Yahoo talks about the FCC looking into licencing the 70 - 95GHz bandwidth spectrum. Which would provide "12.5 gigabyte Internet access to homes or businesses as many as 12 miles away from an antenna." Another option for bringing bandwidth over that last mile?" And we could see products based on this during my grandchildrens lifetimes. ( Read More... | 188 comments ) Developers: Why (Most) Software is so Bad Posted by jamie on Tuesday June 18, @06:50AM from the pot-calls-pot-black dept. Rivard was one of several to point out that MSNBC says software sucks. My opinion is that in software fields where the monetary gap between market-leader and second-place is large, we should expect bad software. Good design, good execution, good debugging all take time, but users can't see under the hood -- and wherever information is scarce or not readily traded among consumers, the free market bogs down. (Note what the article says about McAfee VirusScan.) So companies that don't plan on releasing a crummy 1.0 and fixing it later go under. That's just the way some markets work; if you're a coder or engineer who doesn't like that, find yourself a job in a niche without that monetary gap. Anyway, the really stunning thing is that, of all the media outlets, MSNBC points out that just one of Microsoft's poor design decisions has cost consumers $8.75 billion, and wonders why nobody has sued. Update: 06/18 14:10 GMT by J: Readers point out the story is a reprint from Technology Review (one of the few good magazines I get -- but this issue hasn't arrived yet :).
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Your Rights Online: UK Reconsiders Expansion of Surveillance Powers
Posted by michael on Tuesday June 18, @06:01AM
from the magna-what? dept.
davecl writes "BBC News Online is reporting that the plans to allow a vast range of bodies to access email and phone records have now been shelved. They seem to have been surprised by the depth and breadth of opposition. The measures may surface again after November in the new session of parliament, but they'll be taking it much more seriously then. Looks like we may have scored a notable success here, but continued vigilance will be needed."
( Read More... | 176 comments | Your Rights Online )
Bioware Revises NWN EULA
Posted by michael on Tuesday June 18, @05:12AM
from the legalese dept.
malaire writes "Assistant Producer Derek French of Neverwinter Nights has posted the new EULA for all to see. This addresses most concerns raised by the community about user-created content for the game." Our story noting the EULA concerns makes interesting, if somewhat confusing, reading.
( Read More... | 195 comments )
Collapsing P2P Networks
Posted by Hemos on Tuesday June 18, @04:22AM
from the easier-then-pie dept.
Andrew writes "I'm a undergraduate at the University of Washington, and after seeing this article on Salon, I dusted off a paper I had written last year. I examined P2P networks under a model usually used in describing animal populations, and found that it may be possible to cause a collapse in the network based on the intrinsic nature of the technology. Just as in animal populations, P2P networks require a sizable "critical mass" of users, and overharvesting can cause a systemic collapse - what if this were done on purpose? Quite ominously, my second recommendation on disruption was carrying damaged or incorrectly named files. You can read theabstract and the actual paper"
( Read More... | 212 comments )
Your Rights Online: Complete Net Cafe Shutdown After Beijing Fire
Posted by timothy on Tuesday June 18, @01:47AM
from the quash-quash-quash dept.
lunchlady doris writes: "The BBC has this story that tells of a fire in an internet cafe in Beijing that killed 24 people. The mayor responded to this tragedy by shutting down all 2,400 cafes in the city, most of which are operated illegally. Only 200 cafes will be allowed to reopen, pending municipal regulation. Needless to say, the netizens of Beijing are pissed and see this as a move to quash the limited access to the net that the Chinese people currently have."
( Read More... | 261 comments | Your Rights Online )
AlphaSmart Shows Palm-Based Laptop
Posted by timothy on Monday June 17, @11:37PM
from the battery-life-above-all-else dept.
krswan writes: "AlphaSmart, which has built proprietary 'mini-laptops' for education in the past, has released a Palm Compatible device with a full keyboard, built in rechargeable batteries, 2 USB ports, and two Secure Digital and Multimedia Card compatible slots - all for $399. It is only about 2 lbs and the screen resolution is 560X160. As a teacher, I would love 30 or so for my classroom. More details at the Dana website." It's basically still more a glorified keyboard (like the older AlphaSmart products) than a laptop, but that's not a bad thing.
( Read More... | 148 comments )
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