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The Magic Box Hoax

Rasvar writes "Here is an interesting article from The Florida Times-Union about a high tech hoax that managed to pull in the likes of Blockbuster Video, US West, Ted Turner, Sen Orrin Hatch and numerous others. I actually attended one of the "demonstrations" of this device years back. I came away cynical becuase of the way he presented stuff. Sometimes it is good to be a cynic. This is a very good article on an impressive high tech scam."

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  1. Who's to blame? by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 2, Informative

    Madison Priest was a big con-artist, true, but if Ted Turner and the rest did their research, wouldn't they have realized that there are physical limitations to a POTS line's bandwidth?

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    1. Re:Who's to blame? by systemapex · · Score: 4, Informative

      This was the pre-DSL era. Everybody and their brother was supposed to be searching for this very thing - broadband-type bandwidth over standard old telephone lines. These investors wanted to believe in this magic box. When people actually want to believe in something, it becomes orders of magnitude easier to convince them of it. Even so, this guy went to great lengths to convince them. I'm sure there are other, smaller investors that were swindled from shadier, less-convincing con-men using this very same theme.

    2. Re:Who's to blame? by yintercept · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I thought this [the bandwidth of the telephone lines] was supposed to common knowledge to engineers

      Yes, it is common knowledge. About 20 years ago it was 1200 BAUD, then it changed to 2400BAUD. It stuck at 9600BAUD for a long time, and now we run DSL at something 500K BPS. Yes, it is common knowledge...Don't let the fact that "common knowledge" was wrong in the past delude you into thinking that common knowledge today might be incorrect.

    3. Re:Who's to blame? by lostchicken · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Inventors make their livings breaking physical limitations. The 1903 Wright Flyer, the Bell X-1, ADSL, DOCSIS all are things designed to skirt around physical limitations.

      I remember someone proposing illuminating lines with an x-ray maser, in an attempt get very high speed transfer. It exceeded the limitations of the wire by not using it. The wire only contained the data.

      If I had "done my research" I would know I can't get 40gHz signals down an Aluminum wire, but waveguides work just fine.

      If we listen to all limitations, we won't get anywhere. You just have to ask how something works.

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    4. Re:Who's to blame? by Cramer · · Score: 3, Informative

      BAUD != bit per second
      "an analog phone line" != "an analog phone call"

      There's only so much one can do with 8000 8bit PCM codes per second. As far as the PSTN is concerned, that's it! Engineers have been dreaming up more and more inventive ways to push digital data in an analog form. That's how we have 33.6k (V.34+) and 56k (x2,k56,v.90) -- 56k isn't really an analog encoding it's just straight PCM codes.

      When you take the phone switch(es) out of the middle and try one end of the wire to the antenna of one radio and the other end to an other radio, yes, you can push a great deal of stuff across it. That's how DSL works. It is essitially a trapped radio signal.

    5. Re:Who's to blame? by SETY · · Score: 2

      Copper telephone wires have a THEORETICAL maximum bandwidth that has not changed. Simple physics. The bandwidth is X and the attenuation per meter is Y.
      All the advances have been in Tx and Rx. They haven't been doping the copper etc. (AFAIK) to increase SNR.
      So it depends what you call common knowledge. TX and Rx has gotten better, the copper has not.

    6. Re:Who's to blame? by jrp2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      This was the pre-DSL era. Everybody and their brother was supposed to be searching for this very thing

      Ain't that the truth! At the time that scam artist was operating I was an engineer at US Robotics. We had damn near a revolving door of these kinds of kooks coming in and out. Most never got in, but every now and then one would. As a fairly visible, and known very cynical, engineer, I often was invited to meetings with these types to try to flesh out if they were full of it, or had something interesting. I had 2 favorites, one a scam, the other became 56K.

      The one that was a scam was hysterical. Like the situation in this article, I am pretty sure the guys I met actually believed in it as I think they were too stupid (or too blinded by instant wealth) to know any better. Their "magic software" (yes, they called it just that) would magically give 2 to 5 times better throughput. Over the phone they would not give any details except that it was NOT compression. They would not give me a copy to eval, but offered to fly out to Chicago to give me a demo. So, what the heck, I invited them out to meet with me and the Product Management exec. It ended up being a waste of two hours, but worth it for a good laughable story.

      So, they come out and load their magic on one of our test PCs and demonstrate what was effectively 115 Kbps throughput. Now, remember, at the time the serial port driver that shipped with Windows was limited to 19.2 Kbps. So, when they compared it to a "normal" Windows PC, it was indeed way faster. BUT, we (as well as every other modem mfg) shipped a free driver along with our modem that fixed that problem. MS also fixed the problem in Win98. When I showed them the same type of t-put on another PC in our lab, with the updated driver, their faces dropped, they shook in disbelief that some other genious had discovered this before them. I escorted them out of the building. As a parting gift I gave them a copy of the driver we used, and told them my shortcut back to the airport and recommended a bar on the way.

      My other story is when we met a guy that had been thrown out of Rockwell and Lucent. They had basically told him his invention would never work outside the lab, and the real world phone network would kill it with all it's quirks. He was a Stanford math professor named Dr. Brent Townsend. Though not entirely incorrect, the goofy phone network did pose some serious challenges (particularly in US, Canada and Korea), and it took a couple years to really refine it. His invention was what became 56K (err, 54K, grin) modems. It significantly surpassed what "Shannon's Law" says was the max a voice channel could carry. From what I can tell (a very informed guess), a hair over 90% of the modem using populace (at least in industrialized nations) get at least a significant benefit (stable 42K+ speeds, most around 48K) out of this technology. A technology that almost never happened.

      I mention Dr. Townsend to remind folks that not all the kooks are really kooks. The former (and many other examples) show it pays to be skeptical (and MOST of the kooks really are kooks).

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    7. Re:Who's to blame? by fatphil · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I worked for a telecomms consultancy a few years back I saw with a demonstration of 70Mb/s over standard POTS cable. There's _plenty_ of potential still in copper.

      FP.

      (Who runs 2Mb/s over 5.4km of 4-wire to his ISP using Nokia BB2M-EC, with the modems measuring quality A5, which is basically almost perfect, despite the spec saying the limit is 5.0km - I'm sure these babies will go up to 7 or 8km easily.)

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    8. Re:Who's to blame? by 2sheds · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It does seem that Laser at least has become a generic term, with the 'light' bit meaning the spectrum in general - take the Laurence Livermore Labs CMT Laser which they refer to as a 'table top X-ray Laser'. It gets down to 14-20 nm.

      The Rutherford Appleton Lab's VULCAN X-ray Laser here in the UK gets down to about 5.9nm, though it's apparently huge (providing 90J of energy IIRC) whereas the CMT ('Comet') is obviously compact but only produces 5 or 6J of energy.

      That's probably out of date by now but the point stands...

      james

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    9. Re:Who's to blame? by cscx · · Score: 2

      Strictly speaking, no, it wasn't the Pre-DSL era. DSL was first developed in '89 for the purpose of Video on Demand.

      That's still in the works. I recently saw a demo of HDTV VoD being pushed over DSL. Pretty cool, if you ask me, but also a bit ironic too... it seems that in the future, cable is going to be the way for broadband Internet; yet DSL, for video on demand. Odd considering how they started the opposite way around!

    10. Re:Who's to blame? by jrp2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Heh, I'm still getting 28.8 connections out of my USR 56K modem. It's only because there are two A/D conversions between me and the phone C.O.

      Yup, a hair under 10% is a very large number of people. Sorry to hear you are a part of that large minority. Unless you know for a fact you have an additional A/D in the path, be sure to check you have the latest code. There were some significant improvements made to the code, post V.90, that got a whole lot more people working with V.90. A good sign that you have the latest code is if you get 3 "bongs" at the end of the training sequence. Note: not all models had new code built for them. Also note: the third "bong" only kicks in during certain conditions (the modem "thinks" there is a chance it might work). These fixes were to deal with situations like a long local loop (often rural lines) that caused the signal to appear to have encountered an additional A/D when in fact it did not. YMMV.

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    11. Re:Who's to blame? by SETY · · Score: 2

      I'll agree with you. I only know silica wave-guides. Dispersion is a huge problem (although mostly solved) in fiber.

    12. Re:Who's to blame? by tzanger · · Score: 2

      When I worked for a telecomms consultancy a few years back I saw with a demonstration of 70Mb/s over standard POTS cable. There's _plenty_ of potential still in copper.

      Not if you want to avoid having that same 70Mb/s feed available on every other pair in the trunk, there isn't.

      Yes you can get stupendous amounts of traffic through UTP; look at GigE or even LVDS. You have two basic factors: length and crosstalk. Increase power to get the same speed further out, and you increase crosstalk. Reduce crosstalk by either dropping speed or lowering transmission power.

      The reason you can't get 100mbps ethernet speeds over UTP at 5kft is because the telco will not allow you to push that much energy through your pair because you will cause horrendous crosstalk in the trunk your pair shares with the other 52 or more pairs. When Mrs. Gadzky three doors down calls up and says that there's this terrible hissing in the background Ma Bell will come over and shut you down.

      IIRC Shannon's law [C = W log2(1 + S/N )] determines the theoretically available error-free data rate in a transmission system given bandwidth and SNR. No coding method to date has even come close to this level so you're right, there's room for improvement. However hitting that limit is full of its own little problems (pulse widening, etc.).

    13. Re:Who's to blame? by tzanger · · Score: 2

      I remember someone proposing illuminating lines with an x-ray maser, in an attempt get very high speed transfer. It exceeded the limitations of the wire by not using it. The wire only contained the data.

      Ahh yes I remember this one. He claimed to use a maser to influence (modulate) the magnetic field in the power line which would be able to bounce across pole pigs instead of being attenuated. I guess he never heard of Maxwell...

  2. He's an Inventor(tm) by dattaway · · Score: 5, Funny

    He received a patent on his black box, so it must true and not a hoax, right?

    Another reason why patents are worthless pieces of paper.

    1. Re:He's an Inventor(tm) by yintercept · · Score: 2

      Even if his invention was mumbo jumbo, having a patent could have put him in a position of extracting payments from real scientists who worked developed DSL and other ways to increase bandwidth for regular telephone lines. Makes you wonder how many patents are really just cons put on file.

    2. Re:He's an Inventor(tm) by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Yes, in that picture, he is laughing at the US patent office... That's one thing he has in common with the slashdot readership.

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    3. Re:He's an Inventor(tm) by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      No, the patent gives him the right to sue other hoaxers out of existance, since he was obviously there first. :)

    4. Re:He's an Inventor(tm) by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      Hey, is there a patent on the process of separating fools from their money by means of comvincing hoaxes? Quick, gotta call my lawyer!

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    5. Re:He's an Inventor(tm) by MisterBlister · · Score: 3, Funny

      He's really fat, geeky and probably smells overripe as well, three other things he has in common with a lot of Slashdotters.

  3. patent by j09824 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can find the patent here. It's completely bogus. Any patent examiner with a minimum background in electrical engineering should have thrown this out, and anybody investing millions of dollars in it should have had it checked out by someone who actually knows something about electrical engineering. This is really no different from the patent and investment follies of the Internet bubble.

    1. Re:patent by ciole · · Score: 2

      This is really no different from the patent and investment follies of the Internet bubble.

      No kidding. It's just like emails that delete themselves, and all those companies with supposedly 'unbreakable' proprietary encryption. i remember when word of this guy first spread - i thought, he can magically compress video but he won't tell anyone how? Mmmhmm.

      Charisma really has to be the secret ingredient. i not only couldn't have pulled this scam, i can't even fast-talk my way to extended deadlines.

    2. Re:patent by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      Its a shame the us patent system is becoming a rubber stamp factory.

    3. Re:patent by psychosis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Makes you wish you had a patent on rubber stamps, eh?

    4. Re:patent by phyxeld · · Score: 2, Informative
      Persons responsible for approving this joke of a patent:
      Primary Examiner: Kuntz; Curtis A.
      Assistant Examiner: Eng; George
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    5. Re:patent by penguinboy · · Score: 2

      Perhaps that's just a typo? All the other ocurrences of that phrase just say "between 40Hz and 3600 Hz". It seems like a relatively easy typo for a typist to make, given the frequency with which "-40 dbm" appears.

    6. Re:patent by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      Working models were required. Right now they arent but there still is an enablement requirement.

      And if the invention does not work the patent cannot pass the enablement requirement. So invention that do not work should not be given patents. Patent examiners are supposed to understand from the description if the invention will work or not. If they dont understand they can ask for inspections, or just deny the patent application.

      Unfortunately you have to wonder if today the patent office is able or willing to really check whether the inventions will actually work.

      And i am not really blaming examiners. The way they are organized they are required to examine an application in several hours, and it is pretty much impossible to do what is required in that time.

    7. Re:patent by shepd · · Score: 2

      Mayabe the examinator havening been named George problem ??

      Or maybe too bee probeleme off brain workening not correct?

      :-)

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    8. Re:patent by evilpenguin · · Score: 2

      My old man was an electrical engineer. He and a ham radio buddy of his wrote a complex and detailed article about the problem of spectrum congestion. The suggested using the negative frequency spectrum (a joke, obviously). They included diagrams show how you bury your yagi and stick the ground rod up in the air. It was very geek funny.

      Personally, I have always wanted to write a detailed RFC for implementing ARP on smoke-signal links. Someday when I have nothing to do...

  4. huh? by elchulopadre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me, or is the "it got destroyed in a car accident / plane crash / flood / lightning bolt from Zeus" excuse the grown-up version of "my dog ate my homework"?

    1. Re:huh? by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 2
      No, any true Linux-geek kid would say:

      "My dog r00ted my box & rm -rf /'ed it"!

  5. Bah by delta407 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can transmit video in realtime over a standard phone line -- it's called DSL. Additionally, I can even stream video over a modem, 512x512 @ 30 FPS as listed in the patent (even though TVs aren't square).

    How about solid black? I'm thinking a 9600 baud modem can do that, depending on the compression.

    1. Re:Bah by psaltes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But could you do that in 1994, which is when he started showing his 'demonstrations' to people?

    2. Re:Bah by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      But could you do that in 1994, which is when he started showing his 'demonstrations' to people?

      I can certainly stream video over copper wires - it's called a T1; they use 2 pairs instead of 1.

      To take it further, if you can run the video off of half a T1, then you could service 2 houses per pipe (with a phone line using a 64k slice when in use). The only reason we don't is probably that the phone company has no motivation to do so, as it would upset their revenue model and most likely destroy their nice fat T1 margins.

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  6. Wanting to believe by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    wouldn't they have realized that there are physical limitations to a POTS line's bandwidth?

    I thought that the POTS line bandwidth was to some degree limited by other things like filtering.

    Otherwise things like DSL wouldn't really work.

    (off on a tangent) I recall many years (1970s?) ago how they did (and maybe still do) broadcasts in Boston of Boston Symphony concerts at TangleWood in the Berkshires, over 100 mile away. They had recordings of the original source, they had the signal at the end of the phone line, and they knew what the difference was. They merely amplified the signal at the source end to compensate for the losses, making sure to not clip the signals. Result at the end in Boston was a signal completely acceptable for FM Stereo broadcasts.

    So I can see if you are not completely expert in the technology, being able to make up your own examples, and talking yourself into believing that Certain Limitations had been exceeded.

    Heck, Look at the history of the dialup modem, going from teletype speeds to 56k, far exceeding original expectations.

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    1. Re:Wanting to believe by norton_I · · Score: 5, Informative

      POTS is, among other things, limited by the resoultion of the ADC at the telco. Since you telephone signal goes into a 64 kbps digital channel there, you cannot get any more than 64 kbps out of the analog end. DSL requires the telco to install new hardware that splits the high frequency and low freqency components, sends one to the phone connection and one to the DSL hardware.

      Even so, noise, loss, and crosstalk are all problems for DSL causing it to be limited range, especially for the high bandwidth versions. In addition, equipment installed to prevent ground loops and improve the quality of audio freqnecy transmission, especially in older or long distance phone runs wasn't designed to pass high frequency and can wreak havoc on DSL. None of these problems have to do with the wire itself, though. Copper has plenty of bandwidth, the purpose of coax and so forth is to decrease losses and interference.

      But it sounds like this guy was claiming to jam several megabits of data through the 64 kbit phone switch, which is obviously impossible.

    2. Re:Wanting to believe by cananian · · Score: 2
      The tanglewood "phone line" is most likely a "dry copper pair" (see Cringely's pulpit) with no phone-company filtering done. This is just 100 miles of copper wire connecting the Berkshires to Boston. With enough amplification, etc, I'm sure radio-quality analog audio transmission is perfectly possible.

      That's very different from transmitting the signal over a "POTS line" or a phone call, though.

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    3. Re:Wanting to believe by Slash+Veteran · · Score: 3, Funny
      But it sounds like this guy was claiming to jam several megabits of data through the 64 kbit phone switch, which is obviously impossible

      You obviously missed the fact that he was using zero point energy combined with low energy physics. These two symbiotic technologies use the 64 kbit switch as an multiplying amplifier, effectively increasing available bandwidth by a factor of 65536. That converts an ordinary DSL line from 1.5Mbps to 98.3Tbps.

    4. Re:Wanting to believe by Shelled · · Score: 2

      This was probably no more than a standard program line, common in radio for decades. In the past it was a series of amplifiers with adjustable equalization interconected with a few miles of unloaded (the filtering you mentioned, a passive resonant filter placed on the line to boost the voice presence range at the expense of higher frequencies) copper wire. On long hauls most telcos now convert to digital PCM at a nearby central office and use analogue amplification for the last mile either end. My guess is that the 70's Tanglewood circuit isn't a good example as it would have likely covered most of the distance by analogue microwave.

  7. Extrodinary claims require extrodinary proof.... by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Informative

    If anyone shows you a "magic box" but won't let you touch it, change the setup of the demonstration, or suggest other ways to test it, RUN !

    This is a classic bit of snake oil - "I have this wonderful thing, and you can get a piece of it, but DON'T GO BACK THERE!"

    That otherwise intelligent people fell for this just goes to show how most of us don't always act logically all the time.

    Besides - pushing video over CAT-3 isn't hard: you just need enough OOMPH to deal with the attenuation, which over a few feet is not so bad. I've seen little boxes you can buy that allow you to send a VCR's output to another room over 100 feet of little thin zip-cord - all they are is a balun (balanced to unbalanced transformer) that matches the 75 ohm output of the VCR to the wire.

    It's pushing that same signal over MILES of cable while somebody else is pushing a different signal over a different pair of wires in the same bundle without interfering with each other that's the tricky bit. Solve that with enough signal to noise ratio to allow multi-megabit transmission, and you will be rich. You also will be violating half a dozen laws of physics, but....

  8. Re:If it seems to good to be true... by CheechBG · · Score: 2

    yeah, well, there is a pretty long statute of limitations on conspiracy, at least you don't have the looming threat of hard time in a federal "pound-me-in-the-ass" prison...

  9. people believed this guy? by krs-one · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Priest, a 40-something ex-con who dropped out of high school in rural Citra, had devised his invention just a year or so earlier."

    My respect for Intel just went down a notch for believing this guy who has a record like this.

    -Vic

    1. Re:people believed this guy? by penguinboy · · Score: 2

      It wasn't Intel that indested in this nut, but rather a company that Intel later bought up.

  10. What the heck? by Enonu · · Score: 2

    Blockbuster? Intel? Wouldn't these companies be rich enough to hire engineers and physicists who could tell you flat out that it's impossible?

    So what's the real answer? Given a telephone wire and optimum conditions, what's the theoretical maxiumum speed that data can be transfered at?

    1. Re:What the heck? by topham · · Score: 2

      Very few experts will say something is impossible. If they are truely experts they may have seen the impossible done repeatedly. Sure, they may be able to understand it after it is done, but people do come up with new things and most Experts acknowledge they don't know EVERYTHING about a subject.

      That said, I still can't believe people fell for it.

    2. Re:What the heck? by zenyu · · Score: 2

      Given a telephone wire and optimum conditions, what's the theoretical maxiumum speed that data can be transfered at?

      The theoretical maximum would be more than enough to transfer all the digital files in existance in the blink of an eye. But in reality it depends, I'm pretty impressed by 1000-Base-T.

      The question I would ask is how much data can you send through a telephone wire that traverses the
      telephone network... Where it's in close proximity to other wires, bent at wacky angles, terminated improperly, etc, etc. Then my question would be when will our governments build a last mile fiber network?

      When can we begin worrying about sending 5 terabits/sec down that multimode fiber installed eveywhere, like we can with the newest single mode fiber? (or vice versa on the modes).

  11. Charlatans Exist Because We Love Them by Chasuk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sometimes it is good to be a cynic.

    No, but sometimes it is good to be a skeptic. In fact, in my own experience, it is always good to be a skeptic.

    The cynics I've known were convinced that all human behavior was motivated wholly by self-interest, which, even if it is true in an ultimate sense, is an attitude guaranteed to close your mind. The skeptics, on the other hand, merely insist that all claims be testable and repeatable: they doubt, but their doubt is healthy and reasonable, and leave them with a mind-set that I think of as structured incredulity.

    If more people were skeptics, charlatans like John Edwards and James Van Praagh wouldn't be able to make a living, and this "Magic Box Hoax" could have never occurred.

    1. Re:Charlatans Exist Because We Love Them by efuseekay · · Score: 5, Funny

      Great, now that we have somebody who calls himself a skeptic, but then went ahead and compartmentalized cynics and skeptics into nice little separate boxes.

      I'd like to see some testable, repeatable proof that being cynical is an attitude guaranteed to close minds.

      As you have claimed, of course.

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    2. Re:Charlatans Exist Because We Love Them by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      I'm skeptical about Bittle's analysis. It seems as though he's playing around with semantics, rather than presenting a new insight.

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    3. Re:Charlatans Exist Because We Love Them by susano_otter · · Score: 2
      I'm just not sure it's actually an "insight". It sounds like he's saying "If we define a skeptic in such and such a way, then the term ceases to have any meaning, and all "sceptics" not truly sceptics, but rather some other thing (which he does not define, except to say that it is inconsistent with "scepticism" as he defines it), or else irrational.

      There are no skeptics, he says, only irrational doubters and people who disagree because they have knowledge of contradictory evidence. And he says this because he's redefined skepticism to mean something other than what we generally agree that it means:

      An attitude of doubt or uncertainty about a particluar topic.

      So, to paraphrase (again): If you have knowledge of contradictory evidence, then you are not uncertain or doubtful, [of the truth of the claim] but are instead certain [of the falsehood of the claim]. This certainty, of course, means that you are not a sceptic, and I'll agree that claiming to be a skeptic in this instance would be inconsistent.

      But what about the other option? He goes on to say that doubting a claim without knowing contradictory evidence is "irrational"--that is, rational people accept any claim that they do not currently have the knowledge to refute.

      For example: The entities that invested in Priest's "magic box" were behaving rationally. In fact, by preventing access to contradictory information, Priest was able to transform irrational behavior (investing in an obviously bogus technology) into rational behavior (investing in a technology whose claims had never been adequately proven by independent examination). Does this make sense to you?

      Suppose I make the following claim: "My revolutionary new mathematical proofs clearly indicate that FTL travel is possible."

      What's the rational course of action? Accept my claim, and promptly give me millions of dollars to build a prototype? If so, I can tell you where to send the money (cash or money orders only, please) right now.

      Or would it be more rational to find a panel of experts that could review my calculations and either support or refute them, before betting Aunt May's pension fund?

      "Skepticism" is the word some of us use to denote this attitude of waiting for reasonable proof before committing to believe in a thing. To say that this attitude doesn't exist, and that those that claim to be skeptics are either fools or delusional, completely ignores the fact that not only does the attitude exist, but that we even have a word for it. You can redefine it all you want, but then we're not even speaking the same language. You'll either have to come up with a new word in your language for that attitude (which in English is called "skepticism"), or else deny the existence of that attitude (in which case you won't need a word for it).

      Once again: Which is more rational? To withold your funds until you have evidence one way or the other about my claims, or to send me the money now?

      Please answer quickly, because baby needs a new pair of shoes.

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    4. Re:Charlatans Exist Because We Love Them by rgmoore · · Score: 2

      The problem with Bittle's view is that it is absolutist, while skepticism is almost inherently a relativist position. I don't require a "valid" reason for my beliefs in the sense that Bittle seems to suggest, i.e. something that is absolutely true. I'm actually strongly skeptical of the possibility of absolute knowledge. Instead, I accept that absolute truth is probably not attainable, and the best we can do is to look at the available evidence. I hold this view based on my own experience, which suggests that it is more reasonable than the alternative. Bittle's comments seem to be more indicative of his own difficulty accepting the idea of a world without absolute truth than any inherent difficulty with the concept of skepticism.

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    5. Re:Charlatans Exist Because We Love Them by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

      Bittle is just one of the many people that seem to think that skepticism is an all or nothing proposition. It's not. Yes, if you are ultimately skepitc of everything to the point of absurdity then just about NOTHING can be proven. However in practise being a skeptic doesn't mean being a moron, it means being careful. It means having a standard to apply to check new theories.

      In my case (and most of the scientific community), it's the concept of strong inference. If you have a new theory you want me to believe you need to back it up with evidence, it needs to be well documented and repeatable by third parties, such as my self, and it needs to be falsifable, and have had those conditions tested.

      This hoax failed basically all but the first. There was evidence, but it wasn't very strong. There was no way to independantly verify the results, and no alternate explinations proposed and tested for.

      The reason we can accept this as a good method for testing is it works well. Through induction we say since it has worked well in the past, it will continue to work well in teh future. No, we don't know this for 100% sure, but it's certian enough.

  12. here is his patent by smoondog · · Score: 4, Funny


    Madison Priest's Patent

    Editorial: Bwa-hahahahahaha, Dumbasses. Maybe they should invest in Alex Chiu

    -Sean

    1. Re:here is his patent by hey! · · Score: 2

      IANAEE, but I did get a ham license when I was a kid, which is enough to see that the description of the invention is a lot handwaving and jargon. According to the link above, the "invention" works as follows.

      (1) First to moudulate the signal with a > 1MHz carrier.

      (2) Mix this modulated signal with a fixed audio frequency reference signal, taking care the voltages (peak or RMS?) do not differ by more than 0.2 V.

      (3) This causes a miracle to occur that allows you to transmit video bandwidth signals over twisted copper pairs using about a microwatt of power.

      Of course, the fact that the nature of the miracle in step 3 is never actually explained is hidden by a truckloads of technical jibberish describing what goes on around it. I can see how this might take in a greedy VC (as W.C. Fields used to say, you can't cheat an honest man) but it is amazing this load of horseshit managed to get the PTO's blessing. Don't they have anybody with at least an associates degreee examining these things? If Priestly used a patent lawyer to prepare his application, that lawyer should be disbarred for gross incompetence or connivance in fraud.

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  13. Parallel case or same guy? by eagl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was a spectator to a similiar case, where a guy calling himself Paul "Voss" Hinds was trying to get money to start a flight simulator game company. That story has a LOT of parallels.

    He claims to be an Air Force Academy Graduate.
    His AF records cannot be found by ANYONE, and he claims this is because of his involvement in secret projects.

    He was out of sight for several months in 1997, and later claimed he was on death's door due to a scorpion sting under a fingernail.

    He had a "fall guy" who he claimed ran off with the $10,000 he managed to get from investors.

    He submitted as "proof" several SGI generated "screenshots", all of which used clearly typical demo features and openGL artifacts.

    He claimed to own a P-51 Mustang and even submitted a doctored photo of a P-51 with his head cut-n-pasted into the cockpit and his name written under the canopy. The font for the canopy matched an Adobe Photoshop default.

    He claimed to have shot down several Iraqi fighters in his F-16, yet no records of those shootdowns exist.

    The list goes on and on, and this guy finally resurfaced using his handle "voss" in an online simulation, and he verbally attacks anyone who brings the scam up, challenging them to talk to his "astronaut general buddy". Strangely enough, this astronaut guy actually exists although I have not contacted him personally.

    The parallels kept hitting me as I read the article, and I wonder if this was the same guy, or if (somehow) Paul Hinds had been set up by this same guy.

    1. Re:Parallel case or same guy? by tb3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      A cognitive disorder wherein they lie without guilt or concern
      Gee, sound like a perfect description of this man.

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  14. Re:Trusting a Priest? by Planesdragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, you mean that we shouldn't trust people because people in the same profession committed horrible crimes? Wow!

    That does it. I can no longer trust police officers, firemen, doctors, lawyers, computer programmers, stock market folk, bankers, store managers, or anyone else. They've all got members who've committed felonies!

    No, no, no need for justice for them. Their professions obviously predispose them towards criminal behavior. Let's just assume that they're all crooks--the ones who aren't are just biding their time.

    I mean, heck, every priest secretly wants to coodle a young boy. And all that talk about "forgivenenss" that they've been going on about for 2,000 years really is just PR, and they don't REALLY believe that.

    ... or maybe you're a +5 troll, and we should think rationally about who we trust in all manners, and not make sweeping generalizations about professions who can only function if they are trusted?

  15. People never learn by qengho · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wired mag ran a story last year about a guy with a similar scam. P.T. Barnum rules!

    1. Re:People never learn by prizog · · Score: 2

      Look, here's another one! Wow, is someone selling a book on how to do these scams?

  16. as they say on Car Talk: by KingPrad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the investors "made their decisions unhindered by the thought process". Sums it up I think.

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  17. Selling Yourself by Fished · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For all those who are outraged that the scam took in so many (i.e. "Why didn't they get some competent people to recview it before investing), the answer is that they did. The article talks about the way that many scientists reviewed the invention, but were never quite able to say that the invention was impossible. On this basis, the investor's said "it appears to work. I'll take the risk and assume it does actually work."
    <p>

    Why didn't the scientists say that this was completely absurd? A lot of reasons. First, they are being paid to review the invention. If they say that the invention doesn't work and it does, then they are liable for the massive losses incurred by the investor for a failed opportunity. If they say it doesn't work and it does, they get sued by the inventor. So, what do they do? They hedge their bets. They say that "more study" is needed, etc. To business types, this sounds like they are just being nerdy and cautious. Since they leave the question open, the investor (who wants to believe) goes ahead and goes for it, figuring that the 5 million dollars invested (or whatever) could well turn into billions.
    <p>
    In some respects, the scientiastws have failed them by not emphasizing their near-certainty that the idea was nonsense. And the businessmen failed themselves by not bothering to learn that, when a scientist says "quite improbable", he means "impossible."

    <p>

    sounds like everyday life to me, and should to most geeks.

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    1. Re:Selling Yourself by skwang · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Investment firms and corperations usually keep sums of money around specifically allocated for the use in high risk projects. The idea is based on Pascal's wager. In a nutshell Pascal's wager says that it is better to belive that God exists because if you are correct you gain everything, and if you are wrong you lose (almost) nothing. I won't go into the details of the philosphy or argue whether or not his line of thinking is/was right or wrong.

      VooDoo Science by Dr. Robert Park, which was reviewed here on slashdot, talks about how companies set aside money which they invest in inventions like this. The thinking is that if the invention really works, the company will win big. If you invention is a scam (in most cases it is) the company is only out a couple of million. You must remember that if you do "win," your company will make billions. It is the same (some would say misguided) logic that results in people playing the lottery.

      I am not going to debate whether or not this logic holds water. I do want to say that many times when (large) investors look into these scams, regardless of what a scientific study says, they are willing to invest because they are already predicting they will lose the money. Unfortunately, small and personal investors fall for the scam too.

    2. Re:Selling Yourself by blair1q · · Score: 2

      I think the author of the article was just taking someone's word for that. Any credible scientist who would pronounce any sort of opinion on this device without once having looked inside the CPU case is not a credible scientist.

      --Blair

  18. So many suckers, so little time... by Boulder+Geek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's a story about a similar scam from the dot com era. This guy raised $20M, and spent $16M of that on a party in Las Vegas with entertainment provided by the Dixie Chicks and The Who.

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    1. Re:So many suckers, so little time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I like that story, especially this part

      "Stanley was born in the rural south, the son and grandson of Appalachian preachers."

      I can't really figure out what combination of inbreeding would cause this , but it's hilarious!

  19. Wow by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The most dumbfounding was at the Fort Gates Ferry, a ramshackle barge that crosses the St. Johns River near Welaka. Priest would often demonstrate the invention there, transmitting video from a computer on one side of the river to a partner on the other side. It seemed, the Zekko executives thought, an impossible test to fake.

    Then they saw more than a half-mile of coaxial cable coiled on the dock.

    "Madison had actually run co-ax under the St. Johns River there," Mons said.

    Man, it might be hoax, but this dude worked HARD to keep the hoax alive. It makes you wonder how far he would get in life he put all this energy into something worthwhile.

    I hate to admire someone who's basically a thief, but anyone who goes to that much trouble almost deserves to get away with it. :)

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    1. Re:Wow by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      anyone stupid enough to believe something so obstensibly bogus certainly deserves to be taken

      To quote Steve Jobs, "It is morally wrong to let stupid people keep their money".

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  20. This sound familliar by graveyhead · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anyone else remember pixelon? You'd think investers would learn from their past mistakes...

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  21. not Ted Turner by ruck · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to the article, it was Teddy Turner, Ted Turner's son.

  22. Here is the schematics, from the patent: by 3Suns · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the bottom of the patent:

    +--------------+
    | |
    Data | YHBT | Data
    =====+ YHL +=====
    In | HAND | Out
    | |
    +--------------+

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    1. Re:Here is the schematics, from the patent: by Accelerated+Joe · · Score: 4, Informative

      YHBT Jargon File

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  23. Re:his wife ruined it all by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

    She was trying to cover her ass.. Her side of the story says that she was unaware of everything that's going on. Up until the Chicago event, she thought it was a legitimate invention but only realized it when you opend the computer and found a VCR. Now when all the investors start to press criminal charges on his husband, she could claim that she was not part of it and even reported it to the authorities...

    My take is that she was involved from day one. I mean, if you're husband is running half a mile of cable across a river, you'd notice. You'd also notice if there were millions of dollars of unopened computer components. You'd also notice your husband very upset when these "floods, lightning, etc" destroyed the only working prototype.

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  24. Re:Trusting a Priest? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Troll
    • all that talk about "forgivenenss" that [priests have] been going on about for 2,000 years really is just PR

    Given that you say 2,000 years, I assume you're talking about the new fangled cult of Christianity. In that case, the story is "Hey! Did you hear about Original Sin? You're burning in hell, buddy. But wait! We've also got the solution! Forgiveness, at a surprisingly reasonable price."

    Yeah, there are probably a few good priests, in the same way that there are probably a few good lawyers, good traffic cops, or (relevant to this story) a few good patent office clerks. But I really do believe that there are some professions where it's a good idea to keep the practitioners as far away from you as humanly possible. It's not right, but pragmatism rarely is. It's simply pragmatic.

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  25. Where Does Honesty Get You? by idonotexist · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This article pisses me off, why? This scammer has an expensive home, a few cars such as a Jaguar (ok, Jaguar sucks but it is arguably better than his Eclipse), boats, and a couple of planes --- oh, and he still has a bundle of cash.

    I, or any number of us, could pull an evil-scheme like this off. But, for some reason we don't. For some reason we have ethics and values. And, for some reason, a guy like that has more money than he needs to live on. Obviously, the world is not fair.

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    1. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by Quixote · · Score: 2
      And, for some reason, a guy like that has more money than he needs to live on. Obviously, the world is not fair.

      What makes you think money is everything?

      Just the fact that people with ethics often aren't the people with money, should tell you that ethics and money often don't go together.

      Me, I'd rather be an honest and ethical person, rather than a rich one. At least I enjoy whatever little money I have!

    2. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by hendridm · · Score: 2

      Although I agree the only way to get ahead in this world is to be a dishonest cheater, I'm not sure it was as easy as you might think to pull something like this off.

      You can make a lot of money by being dishonest in a much easier way - start a retail business. Well, at least this worked for Best Buy.

    3. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by garver · · Score: 2

      ... the only way to get ahead in this world is to be a dishonest cheater...

      Only true if the world is run by dishonest cheaters.

    4. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Me, I'd rather be an honest and ethical person, rather than a rich one. At least I enjoy whatever little money I have!

      Are you really so naive as to believe that unethical people who have a lot of money don't enjoy it? That sounds to me like something that people without money tell themselves to console themselves, sort of like telling your kid that the school bully is actually miserable, when in fact he's probably having a great time picking on other people.

      Well, enjoy it while you can, because the people with money and power are looking to make sure you have even less money to enjoy than you have now, so that they will have even more money and power to enjoy.

      Feel free to bury your head in the sand and tell yourself that it's okay, while legislation like the DMCA and SSSCA gets passed and enforced. Yes, it'll all be okay, even if you no longer have any money and are living in a corporate run police state. Because at least you'll still have your ethics!

      (And yes, I despise those people without ethics and am sickened at how they seem to be able to do so much better than people with ethics, but I'm not naive enough to believe that the fact that I have any ethics makes one damned bit of difference in the real world. In fact, I know it puts me at a significant disadvantage, and sometimes wish I didn't have these ethical beliefs that prevent me from doing something about that).

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    5. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by Quixote · · Score: 2
      Yes, it'll all be okay, even if you no longer have any money and are living in a corporate run police state. Because at least you'll still have your ethics!

      Exactly! You can take away everything I have, but you can not take away my morals and my ethics.

      Money is something that other people can take away from you (or give to you). It is not in your control; it controls you.

      My ethics and morals are my own. I didn't get them from anybody, and nobody can take them away from me.

      Regardless of how much money you have, chances are 99.99999% that someone else will have more than you do. And if money matters to you (like it would appear), then that fact alone will make you miserable.

    6. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by Kanasta · · Score: 2

      Just goes to show. The key is pulling off a scam quickly, and not being greedy after the 1st few mil. Disappear and nobody would have called the FBI.

      Wierd stuff.

    7. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      There will always be notable examples of those who profit by crime, but if you look, you'll also see many who do very well (financially and/or personally) by behaving ethically. There is value in not being part of the problem.

      The problem here is that you're equating ethical behavior with lawful behavior. The two aren't the same thing at all.

      And being ethical does put you at a serious disadvantage. Don't believe me? The explain to the rest of us why so many of the richest people in the U.S. are unethical (hint: Bill Gates didn't become the richest guy in the U.S. by behaving ethically). Explain to us why we haven't seen an ethical President for the past 30 years.

      If being ethical didn't put one at a serious disadvantage, then we wouldn't be losing our rights on a daily basis like we have been for the past 2-3 decades, because the unethical people would be opposed by at least as many ethical people. But that just doesn't happen, does it? Instead, the unethical are almost completely unopposed, because the ethical DON'T HAVE POWER. What more proof could you possibly want???

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    8. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      Regardless of how much money you have, chances are 99.99999% that someone else will have more than you do. And if money matters to you (like it would appear), then that fact alone will make you miserable.

      Ah, yes, the "money doesn't matter because someone else will always have more than you" argument.

      Well, I've got news for you, but money matters to you, too. Don't believe me? Try getting rid of all of it and see how happy you are living on the street.

      Yeah, that's what I thought.

      Money does matter. It matters because it is a tool we use to get by in life. It is the alternative to the direct barter system. If you didn't have money, you'd have to fall back to the barter system in order to survive. All money does is provide a means of exchange.

      Do you think you will be just as happy being completely self-sufficient (you grow, gather, or hunt your own food, build your own shelter, etc., and do it using only tools that you have made from scratch. And don't depend on anyone for medical assistance when you need it, either) as you are now? You might think so, but I'll bet reality will be very different. There's a reason people prefer to live within society than away from it: humans are far more capable in groups than alone. But to function as a member of a group, you have to be able to exchange your labor for someone else's. And thus we eventually end up back where we started, looking at money.

      Money itself isn't what makes me happy. What makes me happy are the things I can do with it. Some people get confused between the two, of course, but many don't. Hell, some even enjoy the pursuit of money.

      Almost everyone out there would like more money. It's not because they want the money directly, it's because of the things they'd like to do with it. For such people, the pursuit of money is not in and of itself enjoyable (though the jobs they get paid for might be), and that's why they don't pursue it as vigorously as some.

      But don't make the mistake, as you seem to be, of believing that because money in and of itself isn't what people are after, that it isn't important. It's important just like food is important -- a requirement of survival in today's world.

      And as should be obvious from so many of the articles on Slashdot, money is an expression of power. Relating back to the original thread, those who lack ethics seem to be much more capable of acquiring and using money than those who are ethical. Hence, I stand by my original assertion that being ethical puts one at a significant disadvantage in the real world.

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    9. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      The whole thing makes me laugh. If he had swindled some poor ignorant elderly people or something, I'd be outraged. But instead, he swindled a bunch of greedy corporations and investors, who also have way more money that they need. So the money came from other evil-scheming people with no ethics. Maybe if someone like this could scam the RIAA and MPAA out of all their money, we wouldn't have to worry about stupid laws being passed.

    10. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      The reason that power can be considered some measure of success is that without it, you cannot defend yourself against unethical people who have it.

      And that's the problem: those people who are unethical but who also have power will of course misuse their power. Unless ethical people also have power, the people without ethics will win. They will win because it is that type of person who likes to make the lives of others more difficult, just like the school bully does.

      Unethical people are able to acquire money and power much more easily than ethical people because our society rewards the unethical and punishes the ethical. Want proof? Look at who gets elected to office.

      None of this is meant as a criticism of how you run your life. The main point I was trying to make is that people who acquire their money and power through unethical means are not unhappy (rather the opposite, methinks), and to claim otherwise is naive and ridiculous.

      It may be that you will remain happy while remaining ethical. I certainly hope so (in response to your comment about my ethics versus yours, I expect that they're very similar). But because ethical people tend not to acquire power, don't expect to remain happy just because you're ethical. Unethical people with power tend to use that power to enrichen themselves by making our lives more difficult and, therefore, by making us less happy than we would be otherwise. So don't expect to remain happy or successful simply because you're ethical.

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    11. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 2

      Well, I had to draw the line somewhere, and 30 years seemed like a nice round number. Since I don't have any experience or memory of Presidents prior to that, I had to limit myself to 30 years. The number could actually be quite a bit larger but I had to stop someplace. :-)

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    12. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      No, I'm not. The word "crime" in the line you cited was a poor choice on my part, but the point of my whole comment wasn't focused on crime (I assume we can agree that crime is not ethical, even though unethical acts aren't necessarily criminal).

      Actually, we can't even agree on that. Doing drugs is a crime, for instance, but I see nothing unethical about it. Some crimes are unethical, and some aren't, and it just depends.

      It's not up to me to explain one of your assertions. You take Bill Gates and use him as an example to prove "many" of the richest people are unethical. First you'd have to explain to me how you know this (hint: You don't.).

      You think perjuring yourself on the witness stand is an ethical thing to do? How about the mafia style techniques his company uses? And it is his company, right?

      So tell me, what rights did you lose today? Yesterday? Last Tuesday? To say we are losing our rights on a daily basis is such a grossly hysterical overstatement of our problems I don't think it proves anything at all.

      Fair enough. Would it be better for me to say that we lose more of our rights every time Congress passes a batch of laws?

      How about evidence instead of assertions? I don't buy the notion that the unethical are unopposed. Otherwise, unethical behavior would never have repercussions.

      There is some opposition to the unethical, but that opposition appears to be waning. Furthermore, ethical behavior also has consequences (hell, just look at the front page of Slashdot and you'll find at least one example today).

      If being ethical is such a burden for you, throw your ethics away. If there isn't value in your ethics, why feel any need to adhere to them? As it is, you're just whining.

      The Dark Side is tempting, but my ethics prevent me from going there. They're too strong a part of me to allow it. But at least I'm aware of the disadvantages.

      Don't think the unethical are winning? Then explain our apparently continuous slide towards police statehood.

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    13. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      If the thing you wish to complain about is that many people who are (by your standards) succesful have different ethics than you, of course you've every right to say so -- but to claim that following ones' ethics brings neither happiness or success is clearly in the wrong.

      I'll certainly not dispute that ethics are something that varies with the individual. If you wish to label people who treat most other people as mere sheep to be fleeced as simply having "different" ethics, then I cannot dispute that either. All I can say is that it is precisely such people who, in general, seem to have the greatest amount of money and wield the greatest amount of power. The person who started this thread was dismayed by this situation, and so am I.

      The only other thing I can say is that you and others (which probably includes myself) who value the happiness and prosperity of others as well as themselves will remain happy only at the whim of those who have most of the power and money. As long as you're useful to those people, they'll leave you alone. But don't count on that remaining the case forever.

      I, for one, would probably not be terribly happy living in a police state. But that's exactly where we're headed, driven by those very people who, as you say, have "different" ethical beliefs. We're headed in that direction because it is in that direction that greater wealth and power lay in wait for those "differently" ethical people.

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    14. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      Bad form to respond to my own message, I know, but I had to correct this:
      The only other thing I can say is that you and others (which probably includes myself) who value the happiness and prosperity of others ...

      The "which probably includes myself" was written with a different statement in mind, and I forgot to edit that part as well. Sigh. So it should read "which definitely includes myself".

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    15. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      As for my position -- next revolution we have, I'm opting for a more strictly constitutional republic, one without anything with the potential for misinterpretation of the elastic or commerce clauses. That such an opportunity may not come within my lifetime... well, a revolution will come when a revolution is needed. No reason to write less code or be excessively bothered because of it.

      Hmm...revolution. Yeah, right. Lessee...the civilians have rifles, pistols, and occasionally some light industrial explosives (with days to weeks of planning they might be able to put together something capable of destroying a medium sized building, a la Timothy McVeigh). The feds have tanks, lots of automatic, large caliber guns with military grade ammunition (your police-issue kevlar vest is no match for a slug fired from an M-16 using military-grade propellant), artillery, missiles, high-speed fighters, bombers, nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, and biological weapons.

      This ain't the 1700's, you know, when the only difference between a civilian militia and a state-sponsored military was a few cannons and perhaps some training. In the 21st century, the government has a millions-to-one advantage in firepower over the civilian population, just from the nukes alone.

      The only hope an armed rebellion has is in getting the U.S. military to join in the fight, in which case there won't be much of a fight because there'll be nobody to fight against. Anything else is just a question of which side has the largest amount of military support. Ultimately, the civilians don't make any difference except for a way to deplete the other side's ammunition. In other words, cannon fodder.

      So please excuse me if I seem a bit skeptical about any revolution coming. It might happen, but if it does, it will fail. I have little reason to believe that the military will side with the civilians because military men are rigorously trained to take orders and to execute them no matter how unpleasant they might be.

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    16. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      Ya know, most succesful revolutions have been ones in which it's the military that revolted. Such things happen.

      This is true. Of course, most (all?) such revolutions that have occurred in recent times (within the past, say, 50 years) resulted in a military dictatorship. So this doesn't make me feel any better.

      But then, bloodless revolutions (I'd consider the passage of an "amendment" that completely rewrites the Constitution onesuch) are entirely conceivable.

      Conceivable, but extremely unlikely, given that the people in power have all the firepower and no incentive to make such changes.

      Then again, if some person or corporation were to find a small (poor!) government willing to cede sovereignty over a substantial tract of land (in return for a reasonable price) and set up (say) a Libertarian government there, I'd call that a revolutionary event also.

      Dude, don't make me laugh. A corporation establishing a libertarian government?? Not on your life! Remember that the first, last, and only goal of a corporation is to make as much money as it can any way it can (legal or not doesn't matter any more, all that matters is whether or not they get caught and by whom they get caught. Microsoft is proof of this).

      Revolutions don't have to mean the civilian militias overpowering the military. What they mean (quoting from Webster's) is fundamental change in political organization; especially : the overthrow or renunciation of one government or ruler and the substitution of another by the governed; this implies nothing about the presence or lack of bloodshed.

      Since the type of change we're talking about won't happen as a result of the actions of those with power, it must happen as a result of the actions of those without. During the 1700s this was a possibility because of the relative parity between civilians and military. Not anymore.

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    17. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by cduffy · · Score: 2

      A corporation establishing a libertarian government??

      Certainly -- I can see myself buying a few grand in stock in a corporation being founded for that purpose.

      Remember that the first, last and only goal of a corporation is to make as much money as it can any way it can

      Bullshit, utter and complete. The goal of a corporation is to do what its charter sets out for it to do. Some corporations have it in their charter to provide services ("non-profit corporations" is not an oxymoron!), some corporations have it in their charters to build a product (with the expectation that they'll make money off that product), some corporations... well, it varies. And just like people, corporations have things they care about (because remember -- it's eventually people who own and run them); they donate to charities, throw big parties, and make stupid business decisions because the officers happen to think it'll support a good cause (and having had to supervise one of the idiotic high school kids the CEO wanted to give a first programming job to, I've had firsthand experience of this). Far too much is made over liability to shareholders -- if a corporation's charter says that they're founded to produce the best floozles possible, any investor arguing that the officers have breached their duties because blue-sky research has been emphasized over immediate profits is going nowhere fast.

      Microsoft is proof of nothing -- by your logic, the existance of Tom Clancy would mean all fiction authors are republican.

    18. Re:Where Does Honesty Get You? by kcbrown · · Score: 2
      The goal of a corporation is to do what its charter sets out for it to do.

      No. The goal of a corporation is whatever its owners want it to be, and it's something that can (and will) change over time.

      Once a corporation is publicly traded, that goal quickly becomes "make as much money as possible". There may be a few exceptions, but they're just that: exceptions.

      So I can agree with you as far as private companies are concerned, but completely disagree when talking about publicly traded corps.

      It's the publicly traded corps that have most of the money and power, by the way, so they're the only ones that really matter in this discussion.

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  26. VCR? by eander315 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The investors were tricked using a VCR and lots of coax. I don't know about you, but investing hundreds of thousands of dollars (or even millions) without the chance to at least play quake over the super-fast "network" seems a little ignorant. Anyone who invested in this scam obviously let their greed get the better of them, and demonstrated that the rich are not always rich because they are extraordinarily smart.

  27. How is this different? by moankey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Than anything that happened during the .com phase? Its just easier to blame one ex-con guy instead of small bands of Ivy League graduates who have rich mommy and daddy or politician parents. Just a smaller scale Enron.

    Same story different scale.

  28. No. Do not trust a priest. Or any authority. by Macrobat · · Score: 2
    No, no, no need for justice for them.
    I didn't realize being made fun of on Slashdot was a legal action.

    That does it. I can no longer trust police officers, firemen, doctors, lawyers, computer programmers, stock market folk, bankers, store managers, or anyone else. They've all got members who've committed felonies!
    Actually, I don't trust police officers, firemen, doctors, lawyers, programmers, stock brokers, bankers, or store managers. Anyone whose interests might conflict with mine, especially if they are charged with aiding or protecting me, should be subject to intense scrutiny, and be able to stand up under it. Lately, we've seen that the Church's actions cannot hold up under the light.

    The outrage at the scandals (note the use of the plural) is partly that sexual abuses happened, but mostly that the church has gone to such lengths to cover them up and keep those same priests active, in some cases returning them to positions with unsupervised contact with children. If there weren't a pattern of covering up, the innocent priests wouldn't be tainted by the guilt of their colleagues. But, by suppressing the truth, the Church has allowed uncertainty to spread, and they have nobody to blame but themselves.

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    1. Re:No. Do not trust a priest. Or any authority. by Macrobat · · Score: 2
      IANAL (or much of a moralist, for that matter), but your legal and moral rationalizations are amazing, and I don't mean that in a good way.

      Like I said before, this (the cover-up) is the church following through on its "forgiveness" dogma.
      "Forgiveness" does not make you legally exempt from the consequences of your actions. Although I'm no proponent of capital punishment, they do have chaplains at executions so the condemned can unburden their souls of sin. That doesn't stop the executions from going forth, though.

      There's merit to the church overreacting to protect those accused of child molestation, considering the overreaction that's made to people merely accused of the crime...(Yes, it's a horrible crime equal to or greater than murder. But, well, "Innocent until proven guilty.")
      Nope, wrong. The fact that some people overreact to an accusation of guilt in no way justifies wilfully interfering with an investigation. If I shoot someone, hand you the gun, and run north down main street, you can't clean my fingerprints off of it and tell the police I headed south. That makes you an accomplice, and you can be charged with tampering with evidence and obstruction of justice, even though I haven't been convicted yet.

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  29. jacksonville.com engaging demonstration by JimBobJoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was deeply convinced and profoundly amazed by the magic box demonstration they have on their site.

    Now click here or cliquez ici for those who speak spanish in the audience, and, yes you must have flash...everybody must have flash!

    So, note, if you press the "compatibility test" you will see how the blue flows through the magic box far better than it flows through your 56k...box. Yes I know compatibility means how compatible something is, not how it compares to something else, but ignore the words...just watch the test. Again...see how the blue flooooows through the magic box box...but still crawls along on the T3!

    In fact, if you press the "test" button next to the magic box box, you will note that the blue comes through sharply, clearly, quickly every time! That's how reliable *your* customers will find the magic box every single time!

    [sorry...i couldn't help it...my parents were in Amway...i've seen it all before]

    1. Re:jacksonville.com engaging demonstration by LinuxGeek · · Score: 3

      The speeds in the flash demo are wrong. The 56k modem 'demo' is almost 50% finished when the cable/T1 1.5Mbps bar finishes. Someone is either FoS or has no real idea how the data rates relate to each other.

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    2. Re:jacksonville.com engaging demonstration by hendridm · · Score: 2

      > [sorry...i couldn't help it...my parents were in Amway...i've seen it all before]

      LOL, I had a couple of college roommates that fell into the Amway scheme. I've heard this bullshit before. They actually thought they were going to get rich with their "business", which I heard time and time again. Perhaps me making fun of them lead to their ultimate demise through a lack of self-confidence.

      Hmmmm, no wonder we can't find jobs. Apparently some of us forgot to attend How to Get a Clue 101. I'm sure it was an evening class on Friday or something...

  30. Hal Puthoff by buhr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Perhaps this is of interest. Hal Puthoff, the "Texas physicist considered an expert in the concepts Priest said he was using", is---I believe---also known as Harold Puthoff.

    Together with Russel Targ, this infamous team produced, let us say, somewhat credulous studies of spoon-bending psychic Uri Geller's remote viewing abilities. They also have the dubious distinction of having provided some of the best evidence that positive feedback improves ESP ability. Tragically, no skeptic who uses reasonable experimental controls seems to be able to duplicate their results.

    The fact that Priest's box has something to do with Puthoff's area of expertise is hilarious! I wonder if the author of the article was being *intentionally* ironic.

  31. Anarchy, Cisco and other various comments by NoWhere+Man · · Score: 2

    I remember reading some of the Anarchy text files from textfiles.com about 3-4 years back, and some of the stuff they came up with was ingenious. This was childs play. How could anyone just give money to someone without any proof or analysis of the equipement? There are litterally hundreds of communications companies out there developping technology. I am sure these investors were not techs themselves. Not one of them was skeptical enough to bring someone with a little insite to these presentations? I think perhaps these companies got what was comming to them. A wake up call to reality.

    Though I do remember reading a story about Cisco on slashdot, not too long ago, about a similar technology. Something about 10mbps over barb wire? Here is the previous link to that. Perhaps his so called "vision" was not completely out of the range of possibility.

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  32. Why he got away with it for so long. by Restil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First of all, notice that there were actual experts that quoted that the invention was "implausable, but not impossible". At the same time, dsl, while not in widespread use, was definitely on the marketing tip of many a phone company. Broadband over regular phone lines was definitely possible, this guy just happened to be doing it faster. The experts weren't going to outright denounce it without at least LOOKING at the technology first.

    Secondly, this was the heyday of the dotcom era. Everyone was getting rich, and there seemed to be no end in sight. However, there were a lot of investors with a sizeable amount of cash that simply hadn't gotten their piece of the preverbial dotcom pie yet. And seeing how the phone companies were developing competing technology, the sense of urgency was real.

    As for criminal records, people are surprisingly lax about that sort of thing. Especially today, its so easy to run a criminal background check on someone, everyone assumes that someone has already done it, and doesn't bother. When other people are dumping multiple millions of $$$ into a company, and those people are well respected, intellegent people, it simply doesn't occur not to take the guy at his word. The only concern is getting in on it before its too late.

    Scam artists, despite the vulgarity of their profession, are actually very talented and very good at what they do. They are literally experts in the art of social engineering. Anyone can scam a gullible nobody. Just send them a flyer in the mail and you'll have checks flying into your PO box. But to convince someone who's worth millions to give you a blank check with no verification that you can actually do what you say you can do. That's genius. Or it speaks very poorly for the competancy of the multimillionaires, which might just go to show that you don't need to necessarily be smart to be rich. And you don't have to be honest to get rich. And people might be too embarrased to get back at you once you're done fleecing them. Its a strange world indeed.

    -Restil

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    1. Re:Why he got away with it for so long. by Broccolist · · Score: 2

      I read an interesting article touching on this recently. I think, as the article says, a large part of it is anticipated regret: how bad you would feel if you didn't invest any money and it did pay off.

  33. The Quest for the Holy Grail by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Funny
    "He had a Holy Grail that was the telecommunications equivalent of cold fusion," Mons said.

    I'm picturing a bunch of companies with copper networks led by King Arthur galloping with a bunch of coconuts up to a castle. The man (who somehow looks like John Cleese with a peculiar french accent) at the top of the castle says that this is a castle of people with fiber networks.

    King Arthur: If you give us food and shelter, you can join us on our quest for the Holy Grail.
    Frenchman: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see?
    King Arthur: What? Are you sure you've got one?
    Frenchman: Oh yes, it's very nice.
    King Arthur: If you don't show us the grail, we shall take this castle by force!
    Frenchman: You don't frighten us you copper-based pigdogs! Go and boil your buttons you sons of silly person. I blow my nose at you so cold, Arthur King. You and all your Silly English Kniggits! I fart in your general direction.... etc

    At that point, the Fiber Optic French people catapult a gigantic light-based switch at them.

    King Arthur and his Men: Run Away! Run Away!

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  34. Re:Trusting a Priest? by susano_otter · · Score: 2
    In that case, the story is "Hey! Did you hear about Original Sin? You're burning in hell, buddy.

    More like "Hey that unpleasantness you're feeling? That's separation from the Creator. Happily, it's really easy to fix! No donations, no brainwashing, no obligations--just believe, and pursue a personal relationship with the Supreme Being."

    Oh, wait--you're one of those people who confuses the Catholic Church with the fundamental principles of Christianity. Never mind.

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    Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

  35. Huh? VisionTek? by rainwalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Craichy and a friend gave Priest about $500,000 for a stake in VisionTek, the company the Priests formed to sell their invention.

    Not that I would accuse this article of being a hoax itself, but VisionTek is a company that makes [excellent] video cards....I use them in my boxes. Poking around Google yielded no companies with similiar names....what gives?

    1. Re:Huh? VisionTek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Take the cards apart. There's a VCR inside.

  36. A Couple of Other Scams by RhettLivingston · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An acquaintance of mine is particularly susceptable to these. He's a real dreamer type who made lots of money on one gamble (purchased cellular telephone bandwidth rights shortly before cellular telephones took off) and then lost it all on two others.

    The scam that took most of it was a guy who was going to wire every stadium box in America with fiber and equip them with dual processor computers and 42" displays (in 1997 time frame). Basically, the idea was to let the rich simultaneously surf the Internet, see their email, get special game statistics, watch replays, etc while watching the game. Even if he did it, I never understood how he was going to make the millions of investment money back. This was an example of a scam that used plausible technology, but never had a sustainable business model. The investment capital was just being pocketed.

    The other was actually a perpetual energy scam. Yes, people still fall for that one. This was some sort of device with multiple rings made of just the right metals and spinning in different directions or something. Somehow, it supposedly extracted energy from the Earth's magnetic field. I researched it a couple of years ago and found that the guy has been running the scam for over 40 years. This guy's big hook was religious based at the time. He claimed to have died in a traffic accident with a ruptured aorta and been miraculously brought back to life. When he awoke, the schematics were in his head for this device. They had been given to him directly by God. He was giving this story from the pulpit at really conservative Christian churches across the SouthEast and attracting all sorts of investors.

    I wonder why there is no suspected scam site on the Internet? Maybe the legal risks would be too great...

  37. Outrageous! by LionKimbro · · Score: 2
    Every time, he wore out his partners -- rich partners like Blockbuster and Intel, prominent partners like former U.S. Sen. Paula Hawkins and the son of Atlanta media czar Ted Turner, partners who brought him to Silicon Valley and partners who brought him to Capitol Hill.

    I'm crying, I'm really crying.

    "There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen."

  38. Re:OH NO!! by Moonshadow · · Score: 2

    No, just give you a speeding ticket.

    Thanks, I'll be here all week.

  39. Shannon's law is still safe from Townsend... by bani · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...townsend didn't surpass it!

    The "classic" limitation on analogue dialup modems was the quantization error introduced by the analogue to digital conversion on both ends.

    However -- 56k depends on one end of the connection being DIGITAL . You're eliminating quant error on one side of the connection, thus you can get better downstream speeds. Upstream speeds, if you notice, are still limited to 33.6k due to quant error on the end user's modem.

    There is no magic here. No laws are being surpassed or violated here. Shannon is still safe.

    1. Re:Shannon's law is still safe from Townsend... by jrp2 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The "classic" limitation on analogue dialup modems was the quantization error introduced by the analogue to digital conversion on both ends.

      Technically, you are quite correct, I will not argue with you on that fact from a technical perspective. From a perception perspective, he did indeed. Most folks thought, based on Shannon's statements, that we were done and could not squeeze any more data through using a voice channel. So, in many ways, he really did.

      However -- 56k depends on one end of the connection being DIGITAL . You're eliminating quant error on one side of the connection, thus you can get better downstream speeds. Upstream speeds, if you notice, are still limited to 33.6k due to quant error on the end user's modem

      Hmmm, tell that to the folks using V.92 modems with upstream PCM that claim up to 45K upstream. I have not been involved with them, so can't give you any figures, but I do know that it works for some percentage of the population. From what I understand, quantization is the issue that is keeping it down to 45K, but acquiring timing was the main issue preventing PCM modulation from working in the upstream (A to D) direction. That has now been broken as they figured how to do timing. Yes, this still requires digital on one end, plus I suspect not too many ISPs have installed gear to service it.

      Is this technically breaking Shannon's Law? I am not sure enough to make the bold statement that it is.

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    2. Re:Shannon's law is still safe from Townsend... by Phil+Karn · · Score: 3, Informative
      Is this technically breaking Shannon's Law? I am not sure enough to make the bold statement that it is.

      Nope, it's not breaking the Shannon limit, because nothing can break it. It's impossible. So if somebody does manage exceed the "Shannon limit" on some channel, it can only be because it was incorrectly calculated.

      The Shannon capacity in bits/sec of a noisy, band-limited channel is C = B*log2(1+SNR).

      So to compute the Shannon limit, you need to know both the bandwidth and the signal-to-noise ratio of the channel. Both numbers can vary quite a bit for plain copper pairs. The signal-to-noise ratio is affected by things like attenuation, crosstalk from other pairs and transmit power limitations to avoid crosstalk to other pairs. And bandwidth is affected by the length of the cable, its insulation and wire gauge, the presence of loading coils, etc.

      That's why DSL speeds vary so much from one place to another, and why it's no big deal to send at much faster rates than DSL over short (a few hundred meters max) twisted pairs that have been carefully constructed (i.e., Cat 5 cable).

  40. Re:Extrodinary claims require extrodinary proof... by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "If anyone shows you a "magic box" but won't let you touch it, change the setup of the demonstration, or suggest other ways to test it, RUN !"

    There was an interesting documentary on either A&E or Discovery (one of those two) based on the book Longitude. Somebody was talking about Harrison's apprehensiveness about letting others (ie. the Astronomer Royal) poke around inside of his invention and he made an interesting point: If you really did have a magic box and it did what you said it did, would you want potential competitors seeing its insides?

  41. See, this is why we need the scientific method by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just a little while back there was a thread on ESP and the paranormal. Many people there were questioning as why that sort of stuff must be called pseudo science and why science demands such rigorus proofs. THIS is why. Rigged demonstrantions, people holding their own intrests over that of science and so on. For something amazing to be accepted as real it MUST be repeatable and independantly tested. Otherwsie you have things like this happen. Crooks show people something they WANT to be real, and they believe. It is important to have well defined methods for testing such claims.

    The psychics of the world are no different, they demonstrate their powers only on their own terms. They won't submit to a real scientific test because they are frauds, and they know it will fail. Anytime someone tries to sell you on something that you have no way of independantly verifying, be careful. They might be well meaning but more often than not, they are a con man.

  42. Cynicism = Realism + Idealism by LionKimbro · · Score: 2

    The cynics I've known were convinced that all human behavior was motivated wholly by self-interest, which, even if it is true in an ultimate sense, is an attitude guaranteed to close your mind.

    That's not true. Read Mark Twain's perspective on the issue.

    Here's a snip:

    Y.M. If we grant, for the sake of argument, that your scheme and the other schemes aim at and produce the same result-- RIGHT LIVING--has yours an advantage over the others?

    O.M. One, yes--a large one. It has no concealments, no deceptions. When a man leads a right and valuable life under it he is not deceived as to the REAL chief motive which impels him to it--in those other cases he is.

    Y.M. Is that an advantage? Is it an advantage to live a lofty life for a mean reason? In the other cases he lives the lofty life under the IMPRESSION that he is living for a lofty reason. Is not that an advantage?

    O.M. Perhaps so. The same advantage he might get out of thinking himself a duke, and living a duke's life and parading in ducal fuss and feathers, when he wasn't a duke at all, and could find it out if he would only examine the herald's records.

    And continuing later on...

    Y.M. Then you believe that such tendency toward doing good as is in men's hearts would not be diminished by the removal of the delusion that good deeds are done primarily for the sake of No. 2 instead of for the sake of No. 1?

    O.M. That is what I fully believe.

    Y.M. Doesn't it somehow seem to take from the dignity of the deed?

    O.M. If there is dignity in falsity, it does. It removes that.

    Y.M. What is left for the moralists to do?

    O.M. Teach unreservedly what he already teaches with one side of his mouth and takes back with the other: Do right FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, and be happy in knowing that your NEIGHBOR will certainly share in the benefits resulting.

    Y.M. Repeat your Admonition.

    O.M. DILIGENTLY TRAIN YOUR IDEALS UPWARD AND STILL UPWARD TOWARD A SUMMIT WHERE YOU WILL FIND YOUR CHIEFEST PLEASURE IN CONDUCT WHICH, WHILE CONTENTING YOU, WILL BE SURE TO CONFER BENEFITS UPON YOUR NEIGHBOR AND THE COMMUNITY.

    I recommend reading the whole essay, "What is Man".

    If more people were cynics, the world would not only remove charlatans (though incidentally, I'm quite happy with charlatans who rob robbers; It's much better than people who aid and assist robbers for a days wages), but the world would be full of wonderful friendly people.

    What is a cynic? As far as I can tell, a cynic is a person who is a realist and an idealist.

    To be a cynic, you have to be a realist. You've already helped demonstrate that, when you wote "even if it is true in an ultimate sense". A realist looking at human behavior will give that serious attention, and meditate deeply on its consequences, as has Mark Twain.

    But to be a cynic, you also have to be an idealist. That seems contradictory; How's that? Because in order to complain about the way things are, you have to have some idea of how things should be. You have to be an idealist.

    If you are a realist but not an idealist, you become someone who is content ripping people off, or just doing whatever you need to survive, the effects of whatever it is be damned. This describes 90% of people, I believe. Perhaps 10-20% of people are content ripping others off, the other 70-80% are quite happy just doing whatever they need to do in order to survive comfortably, effects on others be damned. Being a Realist while discarding ideals is what gives the Right a bad name.

    If you are an idealist but not a realist, you run the danger of trying to do good things, but failing miserably, because you are out of touch with reality. At worst, such failure can be dangerous. Being an Idealist while discarding reality is what gives the Left a bad name.

    When you have both Idealism and Realism, you are a Cynic.

    Incidentally, there is a name for what effective Cynics are called- that name is "SAINT".

    Did Mark Twain reach Sainthood? In my eyes, Yes, because he has had a very powerful positive influence on my life, and the lives of many others, even beyond death.

  43. Re:Haha by Gavitron_zero · · Score: 2, Funny

    so i guess this makes it a Certified Hoax...

  44. Well they should have demanded better tests by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Someone claims they can do something like that? Fine, make them come to YOU and demo it, and have your engineers look at the device. A full look, not a hands-off, across the room kind of thing.

    Cisco receantly had a new DSL technology they wanted to sell us on, they call it Long Range Eithernet. Allegedly, it gets 10mbps, both directions over regular phone lines at distances of around a mile. Now Cisco is a big, reputable company, not some small time con artist and we are friends with the engineer in this city. Doesn't matter, we STILL wanted to test it for ourselves. So they sent us an LRE switch and two remote units. We tested it, and indeed it does perform as advertised.

    Now we know for a fact that it works. This wasn't a smoke and mirrorrs test, it was conducted in our lab, by our people. They weren't even around (the just loaned it to us for a month and said have fun). We got to run all the tests we chose on it. All this, for a product from a reputable company. But you know what? That's how you need to do it. Don't rely on what the people who make something tell you, demand to test it yourself. See if it works as advertised in YOUR environment.

    This is doubly true for new technologies. Make the inventor bring his tech to your labs, demo it on your terms, and have your people run the tests. Then you know it isn't being rigged because you can check to make sure everything is on the level. I'm not talking looking at some poorly drawn semi-plausable circut diagrams, I'm talking about having the actual prototypes in your lab and under the gun.

  45. What I don't see.. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    is where they are bringing this guy up on fraud charges and suing his ass into the ground/ruining his life.

    Am I missing something?

  46. Sounds like the Keeley Motor by Animats · · Score: 2

    The Keeley Motor, circa 1872, was a similar scam. That one also went on for a long time. J.P. Morgan considered investing, but brought along Edison to take a look. Edison noticed that the motor was vibrating in sync with the exhaust from a gas engine across the street, said a few words to Morgan, and Morgan declined to invest. But others did. The scam dragged on for years. After Keely's death, a team from Scientific American examined his lab, and discovered compressed-air plumbing hidden in the walls and floors, with a big tank in the basement.

    1. Re:Sounds like the Keeley Motor by Animats · · Score: 2
      Gas engines in 1872? Sure. Otto engines were first produced in 1867, and there were earlier engines than that, but not very efficient ones. Small engines powered off an illuminating gas main were the simplest small powerplant you could get in that era.

      Yes, a compressed air tank, a steel sphere four feet in diameter, hidden under the floor. Plus hidden brass plumbing to connect it to the "motor". "The Keely Motor Fraud." Scientific American, January 28, 1899, pg. 56-60."

      The Keely Motor sounds so similar to this networking scam, which apparently involved running a coax inside the power cord, through the plug, and through an outlet strip. The Keely hype was even somewhat similar, with "vibratory energy" instead of "zero-point energy".

    2. Re:Sounds like the Keeley Motor by MartinB · · Score: 2

      Here's the article from Scientific American

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  47. Re:PT Barnum was right! by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2

    "A fool and his money are soon parted" I believe.

  48. So what, we're lied to every day by gotan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's those computercompanies who tell us their "magic boxes" will make our lifes better, or their software. TV-broadcasters ensuring us we couldn't live without watching their Channels every day (makes one wonder what humankind did before the invention of TV), car companies convincing us that we need a car that can drive 150 MPH although there's only very few chances to do so, ...

    Also there's all these "get rich quick" schemes and whatnot, but what they all have in common: there needs to be someone gullible enough to believe all those smooth lies and greedy enough to act before thinking for the scheme to work. How's this one different from any big corporation selling their product with even bigger lies? Just because it's a single guy instead of a whole corporation thats selling hot air on lies?

    If that guy get's sued i'd like to sue all that corporations who told me i could get the hottest women in town just because i wear the right sneakers, drink the correct beverage or drive the right car. Then i have some serious issues with any companies selling XXX-light products because i didn't loose a single pound despite eating tons of the stuff. And then i want a free passage to my plot on the moon.

    Where exactly is the difference between a scam and "good advertising"?

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    "By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself." -- Bill Hicks
  49. Well... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    When the phone system was invented, there was no 'theoretical' limit to the quality, since it was all annolog (I mean, not counting the physical limitations of the wire, which is pretty high)

    Once you start digitizing (at that rate) everything you're going to loose a lot of information.

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  50. Re:Trusting a Priest? by susano_otter · · Score: 2
    Don't forget to follow it up with a, "Now isn't that better? Say, you wouldn't mind giving me a big wad of cash so I can spread this message to otehrs, would you?"

    Actually, I'm doing just fine without hitting you up for cash, thanks.

    Lots of people are duped every day into supporting "feel-good" scam artists. At the same time, lots of people sensibly contribute money to organizations that do real good, full time. It sounds like you're trying to say "Christianity feels good, therefore it must be a scam."

    Meanwhile, prior to the 20th Century, someone wrote "For God so loved the world [bla bla bla] that whosoever believeth in him shall have eternal life." Even assuming that the whole thing is a huge conspiracy, I think it's pretty clear that the texts date from prior to 1900. So there you have it: believe in the salvation of humanity via Christ, and benefit. It doesn't get any more fundamental than that. And this principle was almost certainly formulated much earlier than you seem to think.

    If you don't think the problem exists, then great! I hope that works out for you. But please don't tell me I should be charging you money for the information you've received. It's not like that at all.

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    Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

  51. It sounds like by ahde · · Score: 4, Interesting

    you know, from the article, it sounds more like that the "investors" were more interested in keeping his invention out of production. Particularly Blockbuster and Qwest had tremendenous motivation to supress the idea, whether legitimate or not. I seriously doubt Blockbuster was interested in obsoleting their own business model. And Qwest owns of the more miles of wire than anyone in the world. Whether they knew it was a hoax or not is kind of irrelevant, since the principle investors never intended the product to be developed anyway.

  52. A lot by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    So what's the real answer? Given a telephone wire and optimum conditions, what's the theoretical maximum speed that data can be transferred at?

    It depends on the length. But when you try to run it through all the existing telephone system you are limited to 64k without any A/D conversions.

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
  53. I saw a demo from these guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    I don't remember the exact year, probably like 1996 or so. I was working as an engineer for xxxxx. One of our VPs asked me to go with him to Jacksonville to see a demo of a device which could transport a DS-3 over a dialup line.

    In the demo, however, they were just going to do a DS-1. I took a t-berd DS-1 test set, a Navtel protocol analyzer, and some cables, including a DS-1 loopback plug (RJ-48). We met them at some hospital in Jacksonville, present were Madison Priest and Mark Strong. Mark video taped the whole thing, which made me kind of nervous.

    They took us down to the communications room in the basement of the hospital. There were two Packard Bell computers sitting on the floor. They were both plugged into the same powerstrip. The interesting part was there was not one power cable, but three for each computer. I think two of them ran into one of the ISA slot openings, and were "expoxied" in by what looked like latex caulking. It was a real mess.

    Each computer also had an RJ-45 for the T-1, and an internal analog modem. I plugged the t-1 test set into one computer, and a loopback plug into the other. Madison then used hyperterm or procom (I forget which) to dial from one computer to the other thru the Hospital's PBX. When the modems synced up, the T1 came up. I verified I was seeing the loopback, sent some different bit patterns, and errors. When he pulled the pots line, the T1 went down (loss of signal).

    Next, they wanted to show it ran over long distances. They used one computer to dial a number in my office in xxxx which was forwarded to the number of the other computer next to us. This worked just as expected. The T-1 came right up. We let the test set run awhile to make sure the line was error free. Mark Strong made it a point to videotape him asking me if it was working. About all I could say was that "It appears to be."

    We went to a conference room nearby to talk while the test ran. Madison was pretty strange. He got, what I would term, angry several times during the meeting. I stayed out of it pretty much till at what point our VP asked me what else I needed to verify to make sure that it was capable of carry a T-1. I said I wanted to put the protocol analyzer on the circuit and make a call through xxxx. Then I wanted to send frames and measure the latency of the circuit. I said I know about how much latency I should see, given that signals travel about 100 miles per millisecond.

    Then all hell broke loose. They refused to allow that test, or any others. They claimed I was trying to steal their technology. We ended up packing up and going home.

    Over the next several months, we heard from them about doing more tests. We wanted to do a long distance video feed, but the week that was supposed to happen, weather was not good (I think it was too icy) for their general aviation plane to make it. They started calling themselves VisionTek, and they informed us, of all things, that we wouldn't see the latency we expected because this thing could transfer a signal faster than the speed of light.

    I had suspected the power cords were the actual data path, and my latency test was going to test that theory, but they never allowed it to happen. I don't think they had come up with the "faster than light" story by that time, so I believe we caught them with their pants down.

    I don't think we ever invested any money in them. I always believed it to be a hoax, but was just doing my job to investiagate it. I also knew that Madison Priest was an ex-con, and after witnessing his temper, I didn't want to become any more involved than I had to. I certainly wasn't going to challenge him or do anything that would lead him to believe that I *personally* was the reason he didn't get money from my company.

    As a matter of fact, I think I should post this anonymously if you don't mind...

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  55. Trusting anyone from Florida? by driehuis · · Score: 2

    Why is it that Florida seems to attract so many kooks? I mean, sure, nice weather and plenty of old ladies flush with cash, but there must be something in the water to make Florida the scam capital of the world, as well as the spam capital.

    Neither the wx nor the abundance of local victims fully explain it.

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    Bert Driehuis -- All I asked was a friggin' rotatin' chair. Throw me a bone here, people.

    1. Re:Trusting anyone from Florida? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Why is it that Florida seems to attract so many kooks? I mean, sure, nice weather and plenty of old ladies flush with cash, but there must be something in the water to make Florida the scam capital of the world, as well as the spam capital.

      It's the spam capital because it's the fraud capital.

      It's the fraud capital because of liberal bankruptcy laws. You go belly-up, creditors can't really seize anything.

      By removing the risk (consequences) of bad business decisions, Florida encourages scams/frauds.

      "Doesn't matter if you go into debt to the tune of $10000 on your credit card to play the latest MLM, the creditors'll eat the loss, but hey, that's their problem.

      Doesn't matter if Grandma goes $10000 into debt playing your MLM scam, she doesn't lose her house either. Of course, she eats dog food, but hey, that's her problem."

      I believe the preceding two sentences adequately summarize the state of "bidnizz ethiks" in Florida.

  56. I was involved in a similar scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I started work at a private company that publishes very popular audio software for the entertainment industry in the late 90's. My first task was to incorporate a new super high digital compression audio codec the company had just licensed.

    Upper level management was very impressed with the algorithm because it was an "analog" audio compression algorithm, and everyone in the music industry knows that analog sounds better than digital :-) The fact that this "analog" algorithm would have to be implemented in a computer never seemed to cross anyone's mind. And according to the scam artist, the secret was that he would take the output on the digital side, and run it through "winzip", not just once like the other guys, but multiple times! You can't imagine how in the world I kept from laughing as the V.P. of Technology of this company told me this on my first day of work.

    The story is pretty much the same-- the guy never produced a working prototype, either analog or digital. He even sent me a visual basic program which of course never actually ran.

    I wasn't there to meet the guy in person, but the demo that was described to me was incredibly easy to fake. He basically had a black box, and plugged the audio source into one side, and the output from the other side into an amp. Incredibly, the output sounded just as good as the input!!!

    Unfortunately the story has a sad ending (for me at least) because in order to explain why I couldn't get the algorithm to work, I hinted that perhaps just maybe the guy was running a scam. (As if the lack of working prototype wouldn't explain it.) The president of the company actually yelled at me over the phone "do you think I'm an idiot!", "do you think I'd let myself by taken by a con artist", etc, etc. Needless to say I was fired a few months later...

  57. Re:Extrodinary claims require extrodinary proof... by cthugha · · Score: 2

    True, but Harrison's clocks could be verified through simple black-box testing. If the clock kept time over the course of a sea voyage (as determined through astronomical observations, using the clock's time to determine position already known through other means, or just looking at another clock) then it was genuine. If it didn't, it wasn't. Such black-box testing wouldn't have been sufficient in this case, though.

  58. Worthless patents? by Chazmati · · Score: 2

    Actually, patents are anything but worthless. Patents (even if they're not completely accurate) can bring down huge right-to-practice issues on all sorts of companies. And even if you are granted a patent, your competitors can patent improvements around your patent and box you in.

    It's kind of sad that patents have evolved into legal bargaining points. But that's how the game is played.

    BTW, IANAL...

  59. A fool and his money... by Kasreyn · · Score: 2

    ...I feel no pity for the greedy fools who got taken by Priest. As this Craichy character mentioned, all they had to do was request independent testing and he'd have been found out for a sham. It was their own stupidity to fork over millions without requesting such testing or even doing background checks on the "inventor".

    Anyone remember the saying, "if it seems too good to be true... IT IS"?

    -Kasreyn

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    Kasreyn: Cheerfully playing the part of Devil's Advocate to hairtrigger /. flamers since 1999.
  60. Patents are not worthless by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    Another reason why patents are worthless pieces of paper.

    This is obviously incorrect. Priest's patent helped him make millions of dollars!! Just because it's total BS doesn't mean it's worthless, as long as some morons believe it means something.

    What's funny to me is how he extracted all that money from large corporations. It'd be good if more people could swindle big greedy corporations like that. Imagine if someone could swindle MS out of part of that $40 billion they're sitting on...

  61. OK all you scam-bashers, try this by IPFreely · · Score: 2
    So you all see right through this, do you? you think it was sooo obvious what he was doing that you can't understand how anyone could be taken in?

    If I was going to try to pull a scam like this, and I wanted to take in as many of you as possible, I'd do it this way:

    "I've just found the most advanced Artificial Intelligence algorithm ever. It is smarter than an average human in a wide variety of roles and can operate independantly on new untezted situations."

    "I am a PHD in mathematics and game theory with deep experience in AI design. My new algorithm is actually a nested set of several common AI and gaming algorithms, most of which have been published in other places. However, I have stacked them together in a format that makes it highly adaptive with a N-Net framework that uses a variety of specialty algorithms to handle specific problems and an adaptive gaming algorithm to handle unknown situations. It's performance actually surprised me when I first used it. It was a happy adaptation that brought unexpected cohesion to the process. It works by initially guessing about unknown factors in a new situations and attempting to use a known algorithm to handle it. It it fails, the N-Net adapts and a new method is selected until one works. Complex situations are recognized as sets of specific events that can usually be recognized and treated separately."

    "I'm sorry I don't have a full fledge gaming experience to show you, (I'm not a video game programmer, no graphics), but I have a simplistic interface that you can use to give it a basic Turing Test"

    (demos typing interface, question and answer, it responds very intelligently. Other people are allowed to suggest questions, it responds very well.)

    "So you see, all I need is a solid application framework to install it in, and you have the most intellegent application ever."

    "So who's interested?"

    That is how a scam works.

    (Oh, by the way, that demo was a real person on the other end of a hidden communication channel)

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    There is nothing so silly as other peoples traditions, and nothing so sacred as our own.
  62. Re:Trusting a Priest? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

    Oh, and the "all you have to do is say the I-accept-Jesus prayer" is not a fundamental principle of Christianity. In fact, I don't believe that this principle was formulated prior to the 20th century.

    I believe that particular piece of dogma originated in the Renaissance, during the period of the Protestant reformation. When you've got a church that says "you need to do X, X, and X, and THEN AND ONLY THEN can you be saved," there tends to be a great big backlash against that.

    Personally, I think salvation is a two-part process. Part one is getting in contact (on some level, even if it's not concious or following the paths I would follow) with the Creator. Part two is convincing the Creator to give you a mighty big break and let you off all of the sins ("bad stuff", "crimes against God", or just the roman "stuff that pisses God off") that you have committed.

    Where organized religions, like the Catholic Church, go wrong is when they forget that they exist for step 1 only, and that step 2 is something that God is perfectly capable of dealing with Himself (or Herself, if you've got a more feminine view of that all-powerful, all-knowing, shy, just-like-man-but-not-split-or-finite thing I call Jesus Christ, the world's first hippie.)

  63. Re:Trusting a Priest? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

    drat, and you're posting anonymously, so you probably won't respond to this.

    But, you wouldn't happen to have a link to collaborate your view of St. Augustine, would you?

    Or is this just one of those "King Richard was Gay" things, and everyone believes it without giving evidence.

  64. Re:Trusting a Priest? by John+Miles · · Score: 2

    Now that the story's off the front page, it's probably safe to blow off the anonymous-posting feature, an idea dating back to a time when the churches put a lot more than Slashdot karma at stake for the heretic. :)

    St. Augustine was basically the heir to St. Paul's "better chastity than marriage, better marriage than Hell" mentality. Google came up with this accurate but admittedly-one-sided summary of Christian sexual morality, http://www.al-islam.org/m_morals/chap1.htm, written by someone who has an Islamic axe to grind. I don't know much about Islam, but it's not relevant in any case: the psychosexual issues the author raises are, as far as I know, quite valid.

    My understanding is that Augustine was what Christians would call a "reformed homosexual." When the object of his affection died, it prompted his own Damascene ephiphany in which he rejected the passions of the flesh in favor of immersion in a higher spiritual calling. Nowadays, we just spend a week locked in our room playing Quake when we get jilted, but things were different back then, when intellectual and moral crises lurked around every corner.

    Unfortunately, just like Paul before him, Augustine proceeded to project his neuroses on the rest of Christendom. The Church has spent millennia cultivating a distorted sense of sexual morality and human nature, telling us that some of our most fundamental biological impulses are sinful and shameful, barely worthy of tolerance in limited circumstances (marriage) and only worthy of repression elsewhere. I have a problem with that.

    Speaking personally, I was raised in a heavily Christian (Southern Baptist) environment, albeit in a non-churchgoing family. In my youth, I spent a lot of time reading both Testaments and looking for the answers to the usual questions that pop up during adolescence and puberty. Are women a Good Thing or not? Is it OK to ask God for a new Camaro? How many times per week can I jack off without staining either my sheets or my soul? While my childhood was short on genuine moral crises, it was saturated with contradictions: what was up with all the French kissing on the church bus on the way back from the Petra concert? Why was the state of the new girl in town's virginity the chief topic of discussion at Bible camp, along with the near-theological question of who would be the first among us to settle the issue once and for all?

    The trouble was, it was easy enough for me to dismiss St. Paul as a party-pooping congenital loser, but Christ Himself was something else. He seemed like a smart guy, a fellow who really had His shit together. As the article above points out, He didn't talk much about the old in-out, in-out, but when He did, He came straight to the point. But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

    That was a problem. Not much room for pubescent rationalization there, friends and neighbors.

    Eventually, I came to realize that Christ demanded I choose between my own nature as a human being, or an ideal made apparently unachievable by the biological code His own Father built into me. That kind of thinking was obviously dangerous: according to the church, it was the sort of argument you could expect when someone tried to recruit you into Satan's posse. But since I had never bought into the whole organized-religion thing to begin with, it wasn't hard for me to walk away from the whole idea of Christianity with a clear conscience. I didn't have much at stake besides the fate of my soul... which, once I realized was only a metaphorical gun held to my head by people who were flesh and blood like myself, was easy enough to get past.

    Priests of celibate orders, on the other hand, have more than their souls in this precarious moral balance. Their careers, lives, vows, and identities are inextricable from Pauline and Augustinian morality. That's what I meant by my flippant "2,000 years of chickens coming home to roost" remark. The human mind is a powerful thing; when you hold it to unreasonable or impossible standards, you shouldn't be too surprised to see it fail in catastrophic ways.

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    Dahlmann tightly grips the knife, which he may have no idea how to use, and steps out into the plain.
  65. Re:Trusting a Priest? by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

    Interesting.

    I've had more than my share of moral crisis since my childhood ended. After quite a lot of stress, I've found that religion makes a great guidestone when I listen to my own heart, rather than organized religion or organized religion's opponents. (I am, however, rather interested in both sides, which is why I discuss this so readilly.)

    Regarding The Word's word that you quoted, I interpret it a lot differently than you did. Rather than "it's adultery to think about a woman," I think it's more like "lusting after a woman and fucking her are the same sin in the eyes of God." But God (obviously) wants mankind to have sex, so there has to be a place for it.

    Thus, don't go thinking about girls in high school that don't know that you're lusting after them, and don't lust after girls that don't want you to. ;)

    Anyway, as to the article--I think the author is intentionally misnormalizing the scale of Christian sexual conduct, especially at the time of its creation.

    Rather than (celebacy=0), (chastity=-1) and (forification=-2), it's more like (chastity=+1), (celebacy=0) and (forification=-1). Chastity should be the *normal* state for people who aren't saints (but make their shoes and the babies), but celebacy is a "more holy" state than chastity.

    Just like it's "normal" to not rob someone, "wrong" to rob someone, and "holy" to give someone your money.

    Anyway, it's one of the big faults with organized religion. Things thare a "good states to be held in high regard" become, over decades "mandatory states for everyone who's not going to hell." And, of course, that sparks the "I can't live that way, so they must not really mean it" trail of thought, that quickly empties churches and, in some of those who rebel against the entire framework, sparks everyone back to the "fornification" stage that they were in before the church showed up and said "that's wrong."

    Of course, the whole issue's compounded by the fact that People Are Stupid, and so God didn't bother saying WHY the good things are good and the bad things are bad. :(

    Anyway, my final point: Thanks for the link, I agree with the organized religion part, I disagree with the "no God"/"no soul" part, and I'm always open if you just want to kill some time to talk about religion. (or MS--those evil bastards!)

  66. Interesting by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 2

    It's been 9 days since this story hit. Today I got a package in the mail from my mother --- in it was a copy of the article and a note. Turns out that she actually taught Madison in high school.

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    "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet