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Bootleg Star Wars AotC Debuts on Internet

Arctic Fox writes "Matt Drudge is reporting that bootleg copies of the new Star Wars movie have been appearing on the internet one week before the movie's big screeen debut. The article says that they have used a tripod mounted camera at a pre-screening to tape it. Not known is if anyone is seen walking in front of the camera." I gotta admit, I find this amusing, although I'd never bother downloading it: I've had 12:01 tickets ready to go and there is no way I'm gonna spoil it watching a low quality divx.

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  1. Publicity by CptSkydrop · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybes it George wanting to get some more publicity ?

  2. Not worth downloading... by telstar · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is one case where I wish the DMCA WOULD swing into action...

    1. Re:Not worth downloading... by Garion911 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You do realize that if your friends don't own a copy of the movies, they are not allowed to watch them.

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  3. Neat trick... by Yoda2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah but to watch it now and then go to the first screening and ruin all the good parts for those sitting near you might be a kick.

    1. Re:Neat trick... by ct · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pssstttt. Darth Vader is Luke's father.

      //ct

    2. Re:Neat trick... by taxman_10m · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pssst. And Jar Jar was his mom.

    3. Re:Neat trick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not in the Director's Cut; the ocean rises instead.

  4. Stop bragging already!!!!!! by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 3, Funny

    ARG...Taco, you keep bragging about that damn ticket, I am gonna have to drive over to the west side of the state and take it just so you won't brag any more.

    you still suck though for having it :-) have fun.

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  5. Re:not worth it by Hallow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, some reviews are saying it's going to be bad.

    Oh, wait... you're talking about the image quality?

  6. Re:not worth it by BEI01 · · Score: 1, Funny

    What exactly are you talking about here...the bootleg, or the direction?

  7. thank jesus by tps12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    SPOILER WARNING FOLLOWS

    I just downloaded it off Napster, and it is not that great. Jar-Jar gets trained in the ways of the Jedi, which is cool, but then he gets killed by Yoda.

    :(

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  8. that's what I say by vs-Tsoonamy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bought some 00.01 tickets for me and my friends, and I'm not willing to destroy all the tension and curiousity about it by such a f****** divx.

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  9. The guy who spoiled the x-files "the lone gunmen" by RedCard · · Score: 5, Funny


    Now, I forget exactly which slashdot editor it was that posted "the lone gunmen are dead" several hours early...
    ... but whoever they are they should be forced to watch the divx BEFORE being allowed to see the movie.
    And the divx should be as grainy, low quality, and stuttery as possible.

    Poetic justice.

  10. Anakin is Luke's Father! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    After impregnating Natalie Portman, he goes an kills the Lone Gunmen! You dirty SOB, Anakin! Get you Damn Hands off of her!

  11. You know, I find it highly ironic... by Lethyos · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...that nowhere in any of the existing StarWars movies (don't know about Episode II yet) does there appear a "marketing droid". I mean, how could George Lucas do without such a potentially important character! "Marketing droids" would be crutial to the development of the plot line... perhaps they would be responsible for funding the Evil Empire...

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    1. Re:You know, I find it highly ironic... by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...that nowhere in any of the existing StarWars movies (don't know about Episode II yet) does there appear a "marketing droid".

      It's in Episode III, I just downloaded it and watched.

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  12. Re:I downloaded LOTR, what a mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I arrived late at the theatre for Lord Of the Rings and had to sit in the front row. All the quick cuts and blurry scenery induced motion sickness and I nearly puked halfway through.

  13. The ending doesn't make any sense... by ryanvm · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wouldn't waste my time if I were you. The ending doesn't make any sense, it's just some crazy lady dancing.

  14. Re:For those who haven't caught on... by God!+Awful · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh right, like Slashdot readers get dates.

    -a

  15. Anyone remember... by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those guys who have been waiting outside since february?

    Are they still there?
    Maybe we could give them a laptop and a DivX...

  16. Edonkey2000 by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Edonkey 2000, there is your fort knox.

  17. Re:For those who haven't caught on... by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Funny
    I want you to know that I posted this reply without reading the previous post. Yes, I'm slightly psychic, but it's not enough for them to take me away.

    Hang on, there's someone at the door...

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  18. Re:For those who haven't caught on... by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you have to buy her a ticket, or do you just deflate her before you go in?

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  19. Re:For those who haven't caught on... by DeadVulcan · · Score: 3, Funny

    For those who haven't caught on yet, this is why the MPAA and RIAA dislike technology so strongly.

    Yeah, they're under attack... from the clones!

    Ba-dum bum.

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  20. Re:Prove it ... Where is it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Look, you're not going to get it begging like this.

    ps. If you do, send me a copy for my review.

  21. Re:Big Screen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Warning: Excessive "^H" in use. Possible slashdot newbie on the premises. The 9 "^H" characters used has exceeded the allowed limit of 0.

  22. Re:No Harm, No Foul by 3ryon · · Score: 5, Funny
    The people who download this will probably be first in line, dressed up as their favorite StarWars character. And they'll probably see it 6 times, even if it sucks.


    You clearly have no idea how the market works. The MPAA will lose a tremendous amount of money due to this. Here are some quick numbers. There are 200 Million people on the Internet, MPAA gets $3/ticket sold, the average viewer will watch the movie 3 times, thus the MPAA will lose at least 1.8 Trillion dollars. You obviously need to read the news more closely.

  23. Re:hmm by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Bootleg Star Wars AotC Debuts on Internet"

    Yeah, this happenned before the movie officially came out. I am sure we are not suprised.

    But I will laugh uproariously if a slashdot poll asking people what they thought of the movie appears before the movie officially comes out.

    Slashdot Poll: AOTC?
    1. Only Better than TFM
    2. Beats all other StarWars
    3. It nearly beats the Spice Girls Movie
    4. I miss Jar-Jar
    5. Sorry I only have 28.8K.
    6. CowboyNeal told me it was GRRRREEAT!

  24. So What? - I already have Episode III on divx :) by as400as2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So ha!

  25. The more they tighten their grip... by alispguru · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... the more bootlegs will slip through their fingers.

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    1. Re:The more they tighten their grip... by NeuroManson · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do not be too proud of this technological terror you have downloaded. The ability to burn VCDs is nothing compared to the power of Lucasfilm lawyers.

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  26. Re:No Harm, No Foul by nhavar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe we should start the Obfuscated Mathmatics Competition. We could get AOL/TW, the US Government, Oracle and California, the Democratic and Republican Parties, and the RIAA/MPAA all together competing against each other.

    x = number of people on the internet
    y = number of people watching movie
    z = some arbitrary encrypted number covered by the DMCA use DVD style encryption
    i = number of times average user sees movie

    ((y - x)*i)*z = -1,800,000,000,000

    Now using algeabra we should be able to figure out 'z' but since it's encrypted and covered by the DMCA that would be illegal.

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  27. Taco's Self-Centered Worldview by hyperizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I gotta admit, I find this amusing, although I'd never bother downloading it: I've had 12:01 tickets ready to go and there is no way I'm gonna spoil it watching a low quality divx.

    So I take it you don't object to the bootleg on ethical grounds?

  28. saw it on CNN this morning by joFFeman · · Score: 1, Funny

    While I don't care enough to download the centropy rip, i've always gotten a bit of a thrill when these types of things are reported on the mainstream news. The knowledge that I know about these things before CNN or even Matt Drudge always serves to boost that condescending, L33Ter-than-thou state of mind I can't seem to shake when confronting the general population.

    Of course, as a rule, this mentality is not recommended for use when dating outside the geek community. :\

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  29. Oh, NO! by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Somewhere on Sepulveda Drive in L.A.)

    RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

    "Boss! We've got a problem! There is a crappy copy of the new Star Wars out a week early on the internet! And people who have cable modems or better, underground internet connections, an interest in seeing it, the understanding of what an alternative media player codec is, big enough hard drive space left, a file sharing app that still works, the knowhow to get it to run, and the interest of watching it early on a computer monitor are STEALING OUR MOVIE!"

    "So how much of our movie audience is that?"

    "Well, probably .02% of the American population, sir!"

    "Oh. HEY! Look at this! We just made all the papers across the country. Man you just can't buy advertising this good! Get my clubs. We're going golfing lackey."

    "Right on it, sir!"

  30. Re:When Will The Movie Industry Catch On... by shawnmelliott · · Score: 2, Funny

    quote "Also, they should sell beer. :) "

    Nothing like an obnoxious 40 year old drunk playing Jedi Knight with a janitors mop and throwing popcorn saying "Use the Force Luke"

    I can see that already

  31. Duplicates by jhughes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Augh, attack of the clones?

    Okay, that was a bad one...:)

  32. Re:Upon Analysis of the Sample Video by MisterBlister · · Score: 2, Funny
    Its not a screener.

    If it were the 'warez dudes' would label it as such. A pre-release screener would be HUGE news. No such screener has been released. Sorry, you're wrong.

  33. Re:The guy who spoiled the x-files "the lone gunme by jdavidb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, that's smart: show it early to the one person in the country most likely to give it all away for the rest of us. :)

  34. Re:Idiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And, I should add, that there is a super-entity called God who will record each and every one of your computer activity and upon your death shall decide if you go to location A (nice) or location B (terrible) solely upon your number of copyright violations.

    There, just morality rants doesn't cut it anymore. You need a religious undertaking.

  35. quote unquote by discogravy · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I find your lack of faith in the DCMA....disturbing." quoth the MPAA lawyers