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WorldCom CFO Accused of $3.6 Billion Fraud

winter was among the first to point out that allegations of fraud have led to a massive stock drop at WorldCom. A flurry of stories have popped up on Yahoo!, none of them good news for WorldCom. CFO Scott Sullivan is accused of misstating the company's revenues, specifically its earnings before interest, taxation, depreciation and amortization (aka EBITDA), and the stock has slid more than 50% (as of this writing) in after-hours trading.

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  1. jeez by tiwason · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I love how they pin it on one guy.... like it was all his fault. but we fired him now...

    1. Re:jeez by __aasmho4525 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      to add to this:

      it is absolutely disingenious to hear executives say "we're shocked, shocked and appalled!" when you know DAMN WELL that accounting practices are rarely able to be hidden in the dark when they're THAT excessive... (especially when it comes to capitalization in my experience)

      former employers of mine literally used to reprimand us when we didn't capitalize all our labor (which was clearly illegal in those particular cases, and everyone knew it well, but they'd actually try to defend the actions by suggesting that the accounting laws are being CHANGED in our favor in the near future).

      there's never "one person" at fault for these situations, and whistleblowing is a tricky option....

      either way, i enjoy seeing them (the unsavory executives) personally fail, but i hate the wake they leave in their rapid descent.

      cheers.

      Peter

    2. Re:jeez by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      Whew. Good to hear that with the firing, the problems are gone.

      I'm also glad things like this only happen to American companies. The European economy is apparently immune to these sorts of scandals, which is a breath of fresh air.

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    3. Re:jeez by HiThere · · Score: 3

      It was definitely incompetence. It was never worth $250 a share, or even half that. But there was plenty of incompetence to go around. Yahoo was never worth was it was trading for, neither was Amazon. Amazon is certainly a good business, but it was clearly extremely over valued a year ago. Everyone was buying on the pyramid plan.

      O, sorry. I took you seriously. I should have realized that it was intended to be funny.

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    4. Re:jeez by Hollinger · · Score: 2

      The problem with corporations is that they are legal entities. For example, if you sue Microsoft, you're suing "Microsoft Corporation" itself, not Bill G. or Steve Ballmer or it's legal department. As such, a corporation can be found guilty of crimes. The question becomes, how do we punish a corporate entity that's already in debt for several billion dollars. Wrap your head around that. What we do now is try to pin it on someone inside the corporation. In our society, you go as far up the corporate ladder as you can, until you reach an unlucky scapegoat.

      Well, that was a nice little rant.

    5. Re:jeez by gengee · · Score: 2

      We give them the Corporate Death Sentence - revoke their charter.

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    6. Re:jeez by WNight · · Score: 2

      While this definately would be a good start, it doesn't go far enough...

      There need to be more limits to this "legal entity" thing. If a corporation breaks laws there are people behind it who ordered that these laws be broken. They need to be punished (jail time, fines that really punish - everything they made and then some) in such a way that will ensure they don't just form another of these legal entities and do it again.

      As someone else in this thread noticed, exec always have golden parachutes, usually they come out smelling like roses even if personally linked to crimes dastardly enough to put a poor person in jail for a lifetime.

    7. Re:jeez by plumby · · Score: 2

      It's OK. They've sacked 17000 other people as well.

    8. Re:jeez by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      One thing to keep in mind here is that stock value sometimes has little semblance to the *actual* value of a company. Worldcom is still in business and still bringing in heaps of positive revenue on a daily basis. Yeah, it's a big setback having this much debt suddenly appear, but it's not like most corporations don't have debt anyway. Amazon operated in the red for how many years? That's one tiny example..if the investors see improvement in the company at crucial junctures (like CFO's being replaced, etc) they'll regain confidence.

      As an aside, is it just me, or are most investors (and investment houses) stuck on 'the sky is falling' Chicken Little mentality? Why can't a business take a hit these days without everyone panicking and screaming 'SELL SELL SELL!!!'. All I can say is, I'm glad I'm not at the reigns of a giant conglomacon like this one.

    9. Re:jeez by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      It's a known fact in the US that you can get away with absolutely ANY crime as long as you can afford it. Some examples:

      O.J. Simpson: Killed his wife and her 'friend' in cold blood. Paid enough, got off. More recently, indicted in an Ecstacy smuggling and money laundering venture. Again, paid enough, got off.

      President Bill Clinton: Received a hummer from an intern. Did nasty things with her and cigars. Lied in court (perjury). Paid enough, got off. (no pun intended)

      Senator Condit: Had an affair with Chandra Levy. Made her 'disappear'. Sept. 11th came along and made the media forget about his whole fiasco. According to the police, never was a suspect, so he got off also. I think a month or so ago they found her remains. Not much mentioned since. Really Hoffa-esque.

      So the lesson we can all learn: get rich and you can get hummers, kill people, etc. and you'll always smell rosy and never spend a day in jail.

    10. Re:jeez by mpe · · Score: 2

      One thing to keep in mind here is that stock value sometimes has little semblance to the *actual* value of a company.

      Quite likely more than sometimes.

      Worldcom is still in business and still bringing in heaps of positive revenue on a daily basis.

      Has this guy actually taken $3.6 billion out of the busines. Or is this figure related to stock market valuations.

    11. Re:jeez by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Informative
      • I love how they pin it on one guy.... like it was all his fault. but we fired him now...

      It could be worse. I work at a R&D operation that supplies Worldcom. We were told last week that $50M of expected business had fallen through, and that lost us a bunch of conditional investment. And gee, now Worldcom discloses that it has $3.7B less than it thought. Spot the connection, and bear in mind that Worldcom will have put damage limitation and cost control in place before going public with this.

      So now we've got an enforced company wide pay cut, compulsory redundancies with statuatory minumum compensation and no employee consulatation, and an off the record statement from HR that our contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. The worst bit? Our CFO - the guy who booked $50M of potential sales plus conditional investment as a done deal - retains his job. Why? Because now, more than ever, we apparently need steady hands at the tiller. It's very brave and noble for the captain to stay at the helm and go down with his ship - but not if he's already asset stripped the lifeboats and thrown the entire crew overboard to gain bouyancy.

      Sorry, gripe mode off. I just wanted to remind everyone that when you see headlines like these, it's not just the 17,000 poor shmoes at Worldcom that are getting stiffed. That $3.7B - and the lost investment and sales that it will cause - are going to be clawed back by cancelling orders or withholding money from suppliers, many of whom have already spent or invested on the basis that, hey, if you can't trust Worldcom to pay up, who can you trust. The hurt just spreads and spreads.

      God damn but this is a bad time to be in telecomms.

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  2. Oh goodie by sunspot42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's put all of our Social Security money into the stock market. The private sector could make much better use of that money than the nasty old government . . .

    Better yet, let's just go to Reno and gamble it all away. Yeah!

    1. Re:Oh goodie by bnenning · · Score: 5, Insightful
      So many misconceptions in so few words. Where to begin...
      • You have no money "invested" in Social Security. There is no account with your name on it (nor is there any "trust fund"), and you have no legal claim to any benefits whatsoever.
      • Retirement investing is for the long term; the ups and downs of the stock market over a period of days or months are irrelevant. Yes, stocks are down quite a bit compared to a few years ago, but anyone who has been investing consistently for the last 40 years is still doing very well.
      • You don't need to invest in stocks at all to get a better return than what Social Security promises (and is under no obligation to deliver). Workers starting out today would do better with a passbook savings account. As with any pyramid scheme, the founders and early participants come out ahead, and everyone following them gets shafted.


      Every plan for reforming Social Security that I've seen has been voluntary. If you don't think you have the ability to manage your own money, you would be free to continue to fling it into the current Ponzi scheme. But those of us who do understand basic concepts of math and economics shouldn't have to suffer because of your fears.

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    2. Re:Oh goodie by JordanH · · Score: 2
      • Let's put all of our Social Security money into the stock market. The private sector could make much better use of that money than the nasty old government . . .

      Over any long period, the stock market outperforms cash, which is the option you have with not investing Social Security money.

      If you invest, there is risk, yes, but there is also reward.

      We pretty much know what happens if you just run a Social Security Trust Fund. It's just a big pyramid scheme where the future payees have to pay out all the benefits. It depends on either enslaving the young to pay for pensions or decreasing benefits to sub-poverty levels. There's really no other option.

      Besides, it's just a huge strawman anyway. I've heard no proposal that puts all the Social Security money into the market, just sensible plans to move a percentage of the money currently going into the rathole Trust Fund into markets, where it can stimulate the economy.

    3. Re:Oh goodie by jcr · · Score: 2

      Yeah, much better to keep all the retirement money in the hands of one entity so that when it fails, *everyone* is hosed.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:Oh goodie by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      You have no money "invested" in Social Security. There is no account with your name on it (nor is there any "trust fund"), and you have no legal claim to any benefits whatsoever

      This is untrue, there is an actual filling cabinet that holds the actual US Treasury bonds that are owned by the trust fund.

      The accounting records kept by Social Security are no less real than those held by your bank. The only differences between Social Security and a real pension fund is that Social Security is only allowed to invest in the investment that gives the lowest return and the pension fund owners regularly borrow against the reserve.

      That does not matter a whole lot because however 'insolvent' the trust fund might appear to become the US govt has plenty of discretionary spending to cut and can increase taxes if required.

      The point of social security is not that it should be your only pension plan, it is simply a minimum pension plan that everyone is required to take out to make sure that the government does not end up with a large population of geriatric electors with no income who would inevitably vote themselves state aid.

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    5. Re:Oh goodie by maxume · · Score: 2

      ss == state aid.....

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    6. Re:Oh goodie by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2

      This is untrue, there is an actual filling cabinet that holds the actual US Treasury bonds that are owned by the trust fund.

      Um, no. SS is simply a money *tranfer* plan. Take money from the young working bunch and transfer it to the old not working bunch. This has only worked because there have been more young working people than old people. The problem that is coming is that all of the babyboomers are going to be reaching retirement age soon and with the expected life expectancy going higher and higher there will not be enough young working people to support them all.

    7. Re:Oh goodie by BeBoxer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you don't think you have the ability to manage your own money, you would be free to continue to fling it into the current Ponzi scheme

      I'm confused. Is Social Security a Ponzi scheme? Or is the stock market? While SS in many ways resembles a Ponzi scheme, it's been a remarkably sustainable one. On the other hand, hindsight has revealed that many Internet stocks not only resembled Ponzi schemes, but collapsed in short term screwing all but the early investors exactly as a Ponzi scheme should. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck. If it promises huge returns, relies on an unsustainable number of new investors, and screws everyone but the top level, it's a Ponzi scheme. Good old fashioned Blue Chip stocks are fairly reliable. But a lot of the crap that the stock market has gotten away with over the last five years is just plain fraud.

    8. Re:Oh goodie by peccary · · Score: 2

      Over any long period, the stock market more or less tracks the growth in the GNP. Tax revenues track the growth in the GDP. In either case, they can't outperform some broad measure of economic growth over the long run.

      To believe otherwise is a fantasy.

    9. Re:Oh goodie by jareds · · Score: 2

      The Social Security trust fund actually owns bonds, whose rate of return has outstripped that of the stock market over certain extended periods of time (for example, during most of the 1970's), especially when you account for inflation, brokerage fees, etc.

      But the bonds in question don't earn money by being invested in anything. They're issued by the government to itself and it simply pays their interest out of general tax revenues. Clearly, the government can give itself bonds that earn any interest rate whatsoever; this does not impress me. Loaning itself money is functionally different from investing it in something. It simply amounts to an accounting gimmick to cause part of the cost of Social Security to show up under "interest payments on the national debt" or something like that.

    10. Re:Oh goodie by jareds · · Score: 2

      And middle income workers would only benefit later in their careers if the markets are doing reasonably well at that time. If their late careers are spent during a period like the 1970's or - heaven forbid - the great depression, they could be wiped out.

      Of course, one could shift an increasing proportion of one's assets into safer investments the closer one gets to retirement.

    11. Re:Oh goodie by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      It depends on either enslaving the young to pay for pensions or decreasing benefits to sub-poverty levels. There's really no other option.

      How about an Estate Tax that withdraws the 'fat' that the previous generation didnt pay in Taxes (and SocialSecurity Benefits(as they should have, or they should have properly prepared for their OWN retirement)).

    12. Re:Oh goodie by JordanH · · Score: 2
      • Yes, if you take really, really long periods you can overcome the 1929 crash, the 70's bear market and the .com collapse, but 20 year loss cycles are long enough that age and retirement force people to eat the capital losses in order to use their money before they die and people who suffer market downturns at the wrong point in their lives are never going to recover the loss.

      Sure, 20 year cycles are sometimes flat, but you're supposed to invest for retirement for 35 to 40 years. You aren't supposed to be in equities heavily just 10 to 12 years before retirement.

      Tell you what, chart out 30 years invested in the Stock Market followed by 10-15 years (many are retiring at 70 or beyond by choice these days) and see how well you do.

      The 10-12 period of the 70s was the worst you could show, and private investing still wins, big time, over the periods that you should be saving for retirement. If long term investing didn't provide for retirement, then the economy would be contracting, bad, for a long time and the Social Security scheme would be even more untenable. In such a scenario, the people who would be paying in to Social Security would be at or below subsistence themselves.

      • Social Security has incredibly low overhead (from memory 0.5%? 0.2%?) and can feasibly handle the small accounts people in their teens and twenties are going to have. Private brokerages do not want this business.

      Your thinking is one-dimensional here. Don't think typical brokerage accounts, think group pension funds or bonds for the very small amounts, converting to more aggressive instruments when larger amounts become available. If these were widely available, these would have low overheads as well.

      The fact is that almost anything outperforms the silly cash-in/cash-out scheme we have now.

      By mandating that some small % of monies now going into Social Security be put to work, we're just codifying good long term practices that people should be following. The fact that current avenues for investing small amounts are inappropriate for these monies is an opportunity for the creation of new instruments that could handle them well.

    13. Re:Oh goodie by TheSync · · Score: 2

      This has only worked because there have been more young working people than old people. The problem that is coming is that all of the babyboomers are going to be reaching retirement age soon and with the expected life expectancy going higher and higher there will not be enough young working people to support them all.

      Right, please check out Social Security Privatization. Of course, you don't want to be in stocks for the 10-15 years before you retire!

    14. Re:Oh goodie by sphealey · · Score: 2
      I'm confused. Is Social Security a Ponzi scheme? Or is the stock market? While SS in many ways resembles a Ponzi scheme, it's been a remarkably sustainable one.
      Some of both.

      First of all, while you don't have a SocSec "account" in the same sense you have a stockbroker account, the SSA has been doing its best to hide that by sending out "account statements" every 5 years (just got my last one a few days ago). So they would like you to think that you have an ownership account, anyway.

      Second, SocSec has been sustainable because the population and average wealth of the United States have been growing continuously since it was created (1935 or thereabouts). As we saw with Enron, as long as the wealth is rising, you can pay for anything. However, starting around 2020 or so those trends will reverse (unless we import, I mean allow to immigrate, a lot of teenagers between 2010 and 2020), the average age of the US population will start going up, and whether or not the total wealth continues to increase the growth to support SocSec will no longer exist. Again the results of this can be observed in Enron. Too bad for me ;-(

      Finally, due to the baby boomers hitting their peak earning years, SSA is currently running a surplus. They have to put that money somewhere, so they buy US Treasury bonds. Sort of like you running out of money in your checking account and floating yourself a loan from your savings account. Net increase in value: zero. So when it comes time to redeem those bonds in 2025, I wouldn't expect that wealth to be there anywhere!

      sPh

    15. Re:Oh goodie by Rev+Snow · · Score: 2
      That does not matter a whole lot because however 'insolvent' the trust fund might appear to become the US govt has plenty of discretionary spending to cut and can increase taxes if required.

      Take another look at the chart on p. 60 of the 1040 instructions from the IRS. Note that Social Security spending is 33% of federal spending today before the Boomers retire. That will only grow. Net interest on debt cannot be tapped, and all other categories are dwarfed by entitlement spending. There simply is not ``plenty of discretionary spending'' to re-assign to save SS.

      I also have to ask if you have any clue just how enormous the unfunded liability of our entitlement programs is -- $20 Trillion. We aren't going to come up with that shortfall by saving dimes and pennies on other programs. The orders of magnitude simply do not compare.

    16. Re:Oh goodie by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      That will only grow. Net interest on debt cannot be tapped, and all other categories are dwarfed by entitlement spending. There simply is not ``plenty of discretionary spending'' to re-assign to save SS.

      The administration is currently pushing to make the repeal of estate taxes permanent - which will cost $10bn a year.

      The US spends more on 'defense' than the rest of the world combined. Much of the expenditure has no connection to defense at all, it is simply a convenient place to put pork where it is least likely to be objected to. And of the actual military spending there is plenty of waste that can be cut, that the Pentagon is actually asking to be allowed to cut, military bases whose sole purpose is putting money into a local economy, weapons systems that the chiefs of staff dont want - Osprey, Crusader, etc.

      Of course there are a lot of vested interests who want to scare people into letting them privatise their pensions. Only thing is that the people trying to scare them are the same crooks who ran WorldCom and Enron.

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    17. Re:Oh goodie by JordanH · · Score: 2
      • Over any long period, the stock market more or less tracks the growth in the GNP. Tax revenues track the growth in the GDP. In either case, they can't outperform some broad measure of economic growth over the long run.

      Which is more prudent, to depend on some future economy to be able to support you in your retirement, or to invest a portion of what you earn along the way for retirement?

      The pay as you go plan is actually less reliable in that it depends upon the future economy and the Government's ability to borrow against the future to pay out pensions.

      Then, there's the political reality that future generations may cut back pensions if they are feeling squeezed themselves.

      Of course, present generations seem to think that our collective incomes and estates are all subject to taxes to support whatever fancy that strikes them at the moment. I don't see this trend changing at all, so maybe it doesn't matter. It might be more efficient if the Government just collected our wages directly and cut us checks based on what it is deemed fair.

    18. Re:Oh goodie by bnenning · · Score: 2
      The US spends more on 'defense' than the rest of the world combined.


      True, and much of it goes to defend the rest of the world. I'm all in favor of cutting defense spending where it makes sense (and there is undoubtedly billions in pork that should go), but that's irrelevant to the shell game of Social Security financing. If SS were backed by actual assets, there would be no need to discuss where to cut spending in order to fulfill its promises.


      Of course there are a lot of vested interests who want to scare people into letting them privatise their pensions. Only thing is that the people trying to scare them are the same crooks who ran WorldCom and Enron.


      I'm fairly certain I had no leadership position in Enron or WorldCom. And if I were a multi-millionaire, I wouldn't care much at all about any form of taxes; I could easily afford them. It's the regular people that are most harmed by having 15% of their income taken for FDR's vote-buying scheme, when they could do far better with even the most conservative investments.


      You've yet to offer any argument as to why voluntary private accounts would be a bad thing. What are specific reasons why the current system is better, and what if anything do you propose to do about its increasing insolvency?

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    19. Re:Oh goodie by bnenning · · Score: 2
      While SS in many ways resembles a Ponzi scheme, it's been a remarkably sustainable one.


      Yes, because it works on a much longer timescale than the typical pyramid scheme. It's only been 2-3 generations since it started, and it's already not sustaining itself; workers entering the system today are virtually certain to come out behind.


      On the other hand, hindsight has revealed that many Internet stocks not only resembled Ponzi schemes, but collapsed in short term screwing all but the early investors exactly as a Ponzi scheme should.


      Agreed, and they are not remotely representative of the stock market as a whole. Traditional stocks have fared far better; compare the Dow and S&P 500 to the Nasdaq.

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    20. Re:Oh goodie by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      You've yet to offer any argument as to why voluntary private accounts would be a bad thing. What are specific reasons why the current system is better, and what if anything do you propose to do about its increasing insolvency?

      Everyone should have a private account invested in a growth investment. However everyone should also have a cash position.

      The point is that you might be perfectly responsible investing for yourself but the majority are not. The point of social security is that no matter bow irresponsible the employees of Enron are with their 401K they still have a pension.

      The problem with 100% private schemes is that if people invest unwisely they are inevitably going to force the government to bail them out.

      The other problem is that the social security receipts are used to fund current social security spending and so if you give people private pension accounts you then have to find some way to pay existing retirees.

      Under the GOP privatization plans Social Security would be insolvent ten years earlier than without.

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    21. Re:Oh goodie by Rev+Snow · · Score: 2
      There simply is not ``plenty of discretionary spending'' to re-assign to save SS.

      The administration is currently pushing to make the repeal of estate taxes permanent - which will cost $10bn a year.

      The US spends more on 'defense' than the rest of the world combined. ...

      Oh for goodness sake... I'd expect a response like that at CNN or on talk radio, but this is Slashdot. /. readers are not supposed to be that innumerate. Did you even follow the links I provided? Your basic points are reasonable, but completely beside the point.

      Let's say you shut down the defense department completely. Congratulations! You've just paid one-half of this year's Social Security Bill. And don't forget to look at how the two programs are growing. In 1998, SS was 22% of spending; now it is 33% of spending, and the total budget has grown! Defense has gone from 16% to 17% over the same time period. And that's before you even consider that national defense is a constitutional duty of the federal government. The primary purpose of the federal government is rapidly becoming the suctioning of $$$ out of the pockets of workers (no matter how able to pay!! Payroll taxes are regressive!) and into the pockets of the retired (no matter how much they need it.). Hardly the republic the patriots fought for.

      I have no clue where you came up with $10B a year from estate taxes, but let's just assumt you are right. That tiny amount is completely beside the point -- lost in the noise. It will cover the SS deficit in 2014, when it will only be $8B short. It might help a bit in 2015 when SS is $22B short, but by the 2020s when the annual deficit will be in the 100s of B, it will be clear how pointless any $10B savings is.

      The current SS program is simply unsustainable, and it must be reformed. The only way to get the magnitude of $$$ required to "save Social Security" is through reforms of SS itself. Private accounts are not the whole solution, and done badly they could be a total disaster. You are right to be skeptical about them. But any view that the current system can survive without radical reform is based on fantasy.

  3. The big question... by kitzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...did Martha Stewart sell her stock in time?

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    1. Re:The big question... by Pulzar · · Score: 2

      You can't short sell a stock that you already hold in large quantities, by definition. You are just plain old selling, in that case.

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    2. Re:The big question... by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2

      It's called hedging.

    3. Re:The big question... by Pulzar · · Score: 2

      It's not. It's called selling.

      It would be called hedging if you bought some puts on the stock, or sold some covered calls. Or shorted another stock in the same market. Or performed any other action along the same lines, that reduces your risk.

      Selling the stock that you own is just that, selling.

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  4. Accounting and Truth by smoondog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When are our corporate leaders going to put away greed in favor of fiscal responsibility? They are overpaid, over-valued and over-hyped. I can't believe that some execs make and own large percentages of the entire company, causing the stock price of the silent masses to be controlled by the actions of these idiot few. These guys even take loans for themselves ($366 million for ex-worldcom ceo)!

    -Sean

    1. Re:Accounting and Truth by ftobin · · Score: 2

      When are our corporate leaders going to put away greed in favor of fiscal responsibility?

      You ask a question

      They are overpaid, over-valued and over-hyped.

      and then you answer it. Clearly, why stop when they're doing so well?

    2. Re:Accounting and Truth by Danse · · Score: 2

      I've been of the firmest conviction that the Accounting professional exists solely for the purpose of sustaining its existence.

      Kinda like lawyers. They get to make the laws, and then they get paid to fight about them because the rest of us have no freaking idea how to interpret all these laws.

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  5. And the sliding scales of justice say... by RollingThunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    one slap on the wrist, and a fine of whatever pocket change you happen to have on you.

    1. Re:And the sliding scales of justice say... by 0WaitState · · Score: 5, Insightful

      one slap on the wrist, and a fine of whatever pocket change you happen to have on you

      The scary thing is how accurate this comment is--we've reached a state where if you're a major company insider, your best path financially is to loot the company of 20-100 million, and then spend a fraction of it on your legal defense/settlement.

      Until crooked CEO/CFO/CoBs start doing major jail time, this is going to keep happening. And with a wholly owned Shrub in the White House and soft-money campaign contributions owning Congress, real securities reform with meaningful deterrent provisions just aren't very likely.

      What's even more scary is that even with all the accounting scandals and insider rip-offs, the US stocks are still considered one of world's most legitimate. Me? I'm going to invest my money in beer--at least the empties will be worth something.

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    2. Re:And the sliding scales of justice say... by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is not going to stop until you clean up your justice system. I mean both in your courts and in your heads.

      First off, let go off the revenge idea. The punishment should be punitive, in terms of making committing crimes a bad idea, not getting even. You never get even. Seeing the guy that raped your daughter being fried in the chair, will not bring your daughter back. For those people, I wish for them to live long lives in prison, tormented by regrets - alternatively with some hope if they have been wrongfully been found guilty.

      Second, make it harder to sue someone. When you have people rushing into busses when they crash, to emerge later, holding their necks - well, you just have a big problem. Tort law has its perks, but you've let it go way too far.

      Third, reduce the ability to compete by lawsuit. My impression is that a lot of companies use the court system for competititve purposes, suing their competitors as part of a larger strategy.

      Fourth, put some regulations on severance packages and stock options. Those only encourage bad behavior. It is extremely dangerous to introduce badly thought out incentives anywhere, and giving a CEO an unconditional severance package is just folly. We'll see more of this, but I hope you'll learn some day.

      I'm not an American, btw, but I studied there for three and a half years - 97 to 00. I'm actually Norwegian. Currently, the weak dollar looks to reduce the oil income that our social structures depend on substantially. So, your lack of control of your giant corporations is not only hurting yoruselves, but your allies as well. Not a good thing in these trying times..

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  6. CEO Stock Options, Accounting.... (PBS Frontline) by D_Nebuchadnezzar · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is just another example of the real trouble American companies are in. On PBS the other night, Frontline divoted a whole hour to the extreme mess than the accounting/stock/ceo situation is in... Basically, Stock options aren't reported. CEO gets huge stock options. CEO lies about company's value. Accountants lie for value too, as they have consulting contracts with the company. Truth is found out, company's stock plunges, accounting company shreds paper... pays off politicians to keep things status-quoe... cycle starts over again. Very scarry.

  7. Two year chart by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Funny
  8. Re:An even though.. by sketchkid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    no, investing is a science. you just proved it. its a social science. the stock market is completely based on demand and, consequently, the supply to squelsh that demand.

    nobody should actually care what is going on. ive seen a simple fork from a college cafeteria sell on ebay for $15. does that price seem correct for the product? hardly. ebay proves that people will pay for stuff that is literally worthless. but oh wait, its not worthless if people are willing to pay for it.
    the capital system is, by definition, and efficient market. all company news is built into the current stock price, therefore what you are really paying for when buying a stock is the expectation that the company will prosper in the future. this will breed good news, which will then appropriately help people value in the stock in a new context. that is why a stock like amazon was a high flyer during the late 90s. the expectation that amazon was going to take out brick and mortars, and the fact jeff bezos was time magazine's man of the year all helped boost the expectation and perception that the stock would be worth a higher price in the future. therein, lies the science: you buy a company that will do well enough to give a perception ,whether through performance, news, or hoopla, that the stock will be worth more in the future than at the current moment.

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  9. here's it's chart in after hours trading... by night_flyer · · Score: 4, Informative

    when I checked stocks were .20 a share, down 78%

    Yahoo Real-time Mkt

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    1. Re:here's it's chart in after hours trading... by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2

      Trading in WCOM and MCIT has been halted by NASDAQ... not unusual for this sort of debacle. They may stay halted for some time. Last trades I saw were for $0.10 on Island, $0.09 on Instinet. Ouch.

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    2. Re:here's it's chart in after hours trading... by Compuser · · Score: 2

      You really want all that debt on your shoulders?

  10. Enron, WorldCom are just the start by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the reports about WorldCom are accurate then this is Enron all over again.

    In today's economic environment, accountancy practices are under closer scrutiny than ever before - and not before time. The only reason why Enron were able to get away with fraud and misrepresentation on such a grand scale was because everyone - the accountants, the analysts, and the investors - had their eyes closed to the obvious.

    Hindsight is 20/20, but even an idiot could tell you that, in an era where companies lie about just about everything, anything said by a CEO, issued by a press officer or printed in an annual report should be taken with a very large pinch of salt.

    Post-Enron, the markets are very jittery, and many investors have lost faith entirely - if a seemingly sure-fire, blue-chip company like Enron can fall then anyone can. Freefall is an exaggeration, but compare how quickly the markets bounced back from September 11 to how badly they've reacted to the ongoing crisis of faith sparked off by the Enron/Andersen fiasco.

    Witness how even the slightest sign of weakness is being jumped upon by analysts. Profits warnings and other negative indicators that would have shrugged off just twelve months ago are now being forensically examined by paranoid dealers anxious not to get caught out a second time.

    One things for sure: there are a few more timebombs ticking away out there. Enron may have been just the first of many.

    The bottom line is this: it's going to be some time until the markets recover and it's going to be longer still until we see the kind of market gains that we experienced in the 80's and 90's.

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    1. Re: Enron, WorldCom are just the start by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2


      > One things for sure: there are a few more timebombs ticking away out there. Enron may have been just the first of many.

      After following the news, watching the PBS special, and reflecting on human nature, I've come to the conclusion that this is the norm rather than the exception.

      Our whole economy (and indeed, most of our government) is focused on keeping share prices high at all costs. For companies, this means optimize the quarterly report at all costs. (Or even more frequently than quarterly, for an increasing number of companies.) So they are re-wiring themselves to be all marketing on the front side and all creative bookkeeping on the back, with a big gaping hole in the middle where the genuine power of the economy lies^w used to lie.

      This does not bode well for the long-term health of our economy. The metaphor "house of cards" comes to mind.

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    2. Re:Enron, WorldCom are just the start by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      The bottom line is this: it's going to be some time until the markets recover and it's going to be longer still until we see the kind of market gains that we experienced in the 80's and 90's.

      Or maybe we'll find out that there weren't any big market gains in the 90s.

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    3. Re:Enron, WorldCom are just the start by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 2

      ...if a seemingly sure-fire, blue-chip company like Enron...

      Technically speaking, Enron is not a Blue Chip company. That term is reserved for the thirty companies which make up the Dow Jones Industrial Average.

      Pedantic, I know, but it's what I do best.

    4. Re:Enron, WorldCom are just the start by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No wonder the market is jittery. They know too well how over-the-edge the past 5 years have been.

      So, did we ever learn anything from the 80s? 20s? Can you all say no? The stock markets are all feeling, with a tad of analysis thrown in for good measure. There is little rationality there, just all poor leadership. That is part of the reason why the dot-com was allowed to happen, and that is why they are overreacting when one large company has fucked up (unless I am right in paragraph one).

      The stock markets are all mass hysteria. We should be very worried that they have such impact on our lives.

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    5. Re:Enron, WorldCom are just the start by Cally · · Score: 3, Informative
      > everyone - the accountants, the analysts, and the
      >investors - had their eyes closed to the obvious.

      ...unless you read NANOG-l, where the network engineers, architects and hackerish observers of the network industry have been saying for (literally) years "Bernie Ebbers is a crook, what a shame UU will probably go down in the wreck when it finally comes."

      By all accounts (and from some personal experience as a customer) UUNet have a pretty solid, reliable, professionally run network. I just hope the receivers realise a lit network complete with engineering teams is worth a lot, lot more than a dark network with no engineers.

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  11. 25 of 29 biggest telecom companies will go bye-bye by CanadaDave · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I heard on the radio just last week...that there was a guy who worked at a New York investment research firm (they emphasized that he was NOT a broker/analyst), who said in a newspaper column (I think in the NYTimes) that 25 of the 29 largest telecom/photonics companies in the US were at risk of going bankrupt in the next coming months. He compared it to the early 20th century when there were over 50 car manufacturers in the US, and then after a major car industry meltdown, there were 5 companies which emerged from the dust.

    This guy predicted that 25 of the largest telco companies will go down (and this 25 included Nortel, but that's the only name I remember), and NO ONE will rescue them at all, because the only way the other 4-5 companies will have a chance of a healthy life afterwards is if they let the companies go bankrupt (R.I.P.) while the 4-5 remaining companies will buy them up in a fire-sale.

    Just wondering if anyone else heard about this prediction...it was just last week I think. I'd also like to get my hands on the article. If anyone knows anything about this, please let me know. I did a bit of Google searching and checked the NYTimes, but didn't find anything. Bad keywords probably.

  12. Wouldn't hire me..... by idiotnot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was "overqualified" to work for them. Sadly, there was a point where I was looking for something else to do. I wanted something that was basically brainless, mundane, paid okay, and provided decent benefits. I figured that although I'd hate it, I could be a decent telemarketer (I can speak, unlike 80% of normal telemarketers). I took their little employment test, did the interview, and was told that I wasn't the type of person they were looking for -- overqualified. I suppose, however, that if corporate management is going to be doing questionable things, they prefer to have mindless drones working for them. Fewer people to make mental notes.

  13. No it can't. by SIGFPE · · Score: 2

    this 'fraud' can be considered the 'murder' of 1500 lives worth of work

    You can't murder work.
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    1. Re:No it can't. by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      No, but you can bet that amongst people burned by criminal fraud actions there are suicides, people unable to meet medical bills, people who lose their homes and suffer other fates that, had violence been involved, would merit stiff sanctions.

      If I burn your house down, well, arson carries a stiff penalty. If you lose your house because I defraud you, I might get a small fine and a nice minimum security break. Boo-hoo.

    2. Re:No it can't. by SIGFPE · · Score: 2

      If I burn your house down, well, arson carries a stiff penalty. If you lose your house because I defraud you, I might get a small fine and a nice minimum security break

      But that, on the other hand, is a very valid point.
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  14. Thanks, Worldcom! by Orangedog_on_crack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I work for one of the telcos, fortunately not worldcom. But these clowns are going to bury the whole market. Between the former CEO and CFO, these fuck-witts have managed to further erode what little confidence the market had left in the sector, and most likely, the stock market and economy as a whole. I hate seeing the feds overstep their bounds, but they need to make an example out of these assholes. It needs to involve time in prison....and a lot of it...and I don't mean club fed, either, where their biggest worry is getting enough time on the driving range. No, I mean prison with Bubba and all of his sexually frustrated cell-mates. These guys deserve to someone's prison-bitch for the better part of a decade. Oh, and don't forget to conficate everything that these pricks own, so they actually have to go out and get a j-o-b when they are released.

    1. Re:Thanks, Worldcom! by TheSync · · Score: 2

      I work for one of the telcos, fortunately not worldcom. But these clowns are going to bury the whole market

      Heh, you'll soon be able to buy a lot of fiber and routers on sale, cheap!

  15. Re:history in the making by yesthatguy · · Score: 2

    That's kind of hard to do, because I'm not aware of an international organization which can claim jurisdiction and be in a position to apply and enforce a punishment. The US can hold them accountable for what they've done to the US, but it's hard to do it on an international level.

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  16. WRONG! by Newer+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's the Government de-regulating all these companies that's the problem! These assholes feel like there's NO regulations now...so they can be as greedy as they want to be..and the hell with the 17,000 who are about to suffer because of their massive greed by losing their jobs.

    1. Re:WRONG! by afxgrin · · Score: 2

      man - if i had some extra mod points, i would have smacked your score up.

      but instead, i'll just add you to my friends list.

    2. Re:WRONG! by e40 · · Score: 3

      I LOVE the way it's ALWAYS an AC that takes your point of view.

      OK, let's start with Obvious Shit 101:

      Corporate interests are not aligned with the people. For example, that chemical plant down the street from you would rather dump their toxic waste somewhere rather than dispose of it in a safe way. Why? Because it is more profitable for them to dump it. There are BILLIONS of examples of this type of stuff.

      The government's role, among other things, is to protect the public from corporations. In this case, bullshit accounting has caused GREAT HARM to citizens of this country. Without RULES, corporations will continue to harm citizens and generally cause havoc. The current ecomonic downturn was made worse by Enron and others, and the responsibility for the creation of the Enron's rests squarely on the shoulders of our government. If you really want to know more, watch Bigger than Enron on PBS program. It explains how we got into our current state very well.

    3. Re:WRONG! by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2

      The government's role, among other things, is to protect the public from corporations.

      Shockingly enough, I don't see that function enumerated ANYWHERE in the Constitution. I, of course, must be in error. Please, by all means, educate me as to where you found it stated that one of the government's roles is to "protect" us from corporations?

      Fact is, anyone who cared to dig deeply enough could've found out that two and two don't usually equal five at WorldCom. The problem is, people are far too willing to give the corporate accountants the benefit of the doubt as long as the stock keeps performing. I'm quite sure -- no, DAMN sure -- that questionable accounting practices are the NORM, not the exception. Why? Don't try the tired old line that only the executives profit, because it's not always true. MILLIONS of people profited from Worldcom a few years ago, and I'm quite sure things were shady then as these things don't just develop overnight. Stockholders DEMAND meteoric, exponential, improbable growth from companies or they dump the stock and flee to someone else that will promise them the moon.

      What I'm getting at is that every person who invests money anywhere is taking a risk. There are no guarantees in this world, and the stock market is worse than most. If you want guarantees, stick your money in a 2% checking account. Stocks are for folks who KNOW there's a risk involved. If you don't know it, or don't think about it, you have no business in securities and deserve to lose your shirt every now and then. I hope those responsible at Worldcom burn at the stake, but the last thing we need here is MORE government intervention. The market will naturally weed these companies out just as it is now doing.

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    4. Re:WRONG! by e40 · · Score: 2
      Shockingly enough, I don't see that function enumerated ANYWHERE in the Constitution. I, of course, must be in error. Please, by all means, educate me as to where you found it stated that one of the government's roles is to "protect" us from corporations?

      The constitution protects the people from the government. At the time it was written, big corporations, as such, did not exist.

      I'm surprised that you would disagree with my original statement. There are lots of examples of the government protecting us. The EPA was created to make sure corporations do not pollute. In other words, the government protecting us and our land from people that would do us and it harm. The SEC, DOJ, police and numerous other government instituions and agencies are there to protect us. Sure, these organizations and agencies sometimes harm us, but the intent of their creation was to protect us.

      Let's look at the SEC. If you watch the Frontline special on Enron, you will see the head of the SEC for many years saying that the government failed to protect us from rampant conflict of interest and the special interests of the CEOs. If they had been able to do their job, it is believed that Enron would never have been able to do what they did. Watch the program and judge for yourself. The problem is, congress, backed (or manipulated, depending on what you think of lobbyists) by the very CEO's that raped their investors, defanged the SEC.

    5. Re:WRONG! by snarfer · · Score: 2

      Shockingly enough, I don't see that function enumerated ANYWHERE in the Constitution. I, of course, must be in error. Please, by all means, educate me as to where you found it stated that one of the government's roles is to "protect" us from corporations?

      What do you think a corporation IS?! It is an invention of government (the people) that is supposed to benefit us (the people). We, the people, through our government, allow people to organize a business in a certain way TO SERVE THE COMMUNITY INTEREST.

      What Republicans/corporatists are missing when they complain about "the government" is that the government is the PEOPLE. And there is red tape, because there has to be ACCOUNTABILITY. The red tape is OVERSIGHT. Corporations don't have accountability internally, they are autocratic and are not easily accountable to the people. SO they have to be REGULATED so they don't get out of control.

    6. Re:WRONG! by RandomPeon · · Score: 2

      Shockingly enough, I don't see that function enumerated ANYWHERE in the Constitution.

      Article 1:
      Congress shall have the power... to regulate commerce with foreign nations, and among the several states, and with Indian tribes.

      Commonly referred to as the Commerce Clause. You may wish to consider reading the Constitution, specifically Article 1, the enumerated powers. Seems like an enumerated power to me, unless you wnat to claim WorldCom or other publicly traded companies do not engage in interstate or international commerce?

    7. Re:WRONG! by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2

      I'm surprised that you would disagree with my original statement. There are lots of examples of the government protecting us. The EPA was created to make sure corporations do not pollute. In other words, the government protecting us and our land from people that would do us and it harm. The SEC, DOJ, police and numerous other government instituions and agencies are there to protect us. Sure, these organizations and agencies sometimes harm us, but the intent of their creation was to protect us.

      Just because such organizations exist does not mean that they are valid uses of government. In fact, the framers of the Constitution gave the federal government very limited sets of powers specifically BECAUSE they wanted to protect people from something similar to the Monarchy they had recently escaped. Quite specifically, all powers not expressly given to the federal government were to be reserved for the States. This concept has been thrown on the trash bin by the big government types. While the EPA and other organizations MAY exists and MAY do an adequate job, they are not what the framers had in mind. What they had in mind was smaller, more local, less bureacratic organizations that were more "in tune" with their constituents, namely people living in that state. The federal government is just one example of how faceless and impersonal our government has become -- wasteful, too. If the Founding Fathers could speak today, they would be against it.

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    8. Re:WRONG! by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2

      You may wish to re-read the post I was responding to, specifically their calling for governmental regulation in the areas of accounting practices and stock market oversight. Interpreting the Commerce Clause, which I am well aware of, in such a manner is a gross exaggeration of what was intended. The intention of the Commerce Clause was the negotiation of treaties and trade agreements between foreign nations, "the several states" which at that time were much more regional than our current monolithic governmental structure, and the Indian tribes which were more or less treated as foreign nationals.

      You will note, as have many Constitutional scholars, that the Constitution seems to have been crafted at every possible turn to keep massive power OUT of the hands of the federal government, and wherever possible concentrate that power at the state, local, and individual levels. The framers were AFRAID of a large, centrally organized government, given that they'd recently thrown off the shackles of England.

      Oversight such as that being discussed is already available through private organizations, and to a much greater extent by the private investor him/herself. Problems such as Enron and WorldCom are simply extreme examples, not commonly found and easily exposed once the hunt begins. These two companies are heralds of an increasing amount of introspection by investors into the companies they are investing in. No doubt every CEO of every Fortune 500 firm has been on the phone or in a meeting with their respective CFO's in the last few months, getting assurances that no funny business is going on. Those that haven't been doing so will eventually be found and burned at the stake...all without the government lifting a finger because private investors will DEMAND it.

      Have faith that people and organizations can function, even thrive, without government playing nursemaid to every bump and bruise.

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    9. Re:WRONG! by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2

      What do you think a corporation IS?! It is an invention of government (the people) that is supposed to benefit us (the people). We, the people, through our government, allow people to organize a business in a certain way TO SERVE THE COMMUNITY INTEREST.

      You see, that's where you're wrong, snarfer -- in that last UPPERCASE comment. This whole "COMMUNITY INTEREST" thing sounds a great deal like something that Marx and Lenin would've loved. It's called Socialism, it's been tried, and it doesn't work.

      There is no such thing as the community interest! Unless you have a community where all inhabitants are of the same mind, same tastes, same EVERYTHING, someone will ALWAYS see something as "not in the community interest". Mob rule (sometimes referred to as "Democracy) dictates that the minority will be squelched, their desires subsumed "for the greater good". Trouble is, who gets to determine what's for the greater good? You? Me? My aunt? The homeless guy on the street?

      You can't play human nature that way. The one thing you CAN count on is that people will generally do what is in THEIR best interests so long as it isn't illegal and there aren't any social stigmas against it. This predictable behavior is the result of CAPITALISM, which may not be pretty all the time but does work and has created more wealth, enlightenment, and prosperity in this nation faster and better than anywhere else on Earth in all of history. It has happened WITHOUT the express involvement of government because it is REQUIRED to be so according to the principles of a free market economy. To propose otherwise would be to undermine the very system that has made you, me, and millions of others around the world prosperous.

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    10. Re:WRONG! by RandomPeon · · Score: 2

      Interpreting the Commerce Clause, which I am well aware of, in such a manner is a gross exaggeration of what was intended.

      That's nice. The rest of us, including the Supreme Court, have been interperting this way for a few centuries.

      The intention of the Commerce Clause was the negotiation of treaties and trade agreements between foreign nations, "the several states" which at that time were much more regional than our current monolithic governmental structure

      The Constitution explicitly forbids states from entering into treaties or trade agreements with other states or nations. That can't be it. Maybe Congress was supposed to regulate national commerce, like capital markets.

      No doubt every CEO of every Fortune 500 firm has been on the phone or in a meeting with their respective CFO's in the last few months, getting assurances that no funny business is going on.

      Or they've been figuring out how to quickly raid the company before everybody finds out. Or how they obsfucate their finances longer without anybody finding out. The vast majority of their compensation is in stock options so they make more money by raising stock prices in the short term. Once their options vest, they lose nothing if the company goes bankrupt the next day. Sadly, many Fortune 500 companies are currently being managed as pump-and-dump schemes. Skilling and Lay set an example - sell while you still can.

      Those that haven't been doing so will eventually be found and burned at the stake...all without the government lifting a finger because private investors will DEMAND it.

      Enron's top 140 managers paid themselves more than $700 million immediate period preceding its descent into bankruptcy. If that's what constitutes a stake-burning today, sign me up.

      Have faith that people and organizations can function, even thrive, without government playing nursemaid to every bump and bruise.

      Characterizing billions of dollars of theft as a "bump and bruise" seems like a bit of an understatement. You're asking for a lot of faith. Reality seems to contradict it. I've met communists who are less utopian.

    11. Re:WRONG! by snarfer · · Score: 2

      Well, at least you're up front about prefering corporate rule to democracy.

    12. Re:WRONG! by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      someone will ALWAYS see something as "not in the community interest". Mob rule (sometimes referred to as "Democracy) dictates that the minority will be squelched, their desires subsumed "for the greater good". Trouble is, who gets to determine what's for the greater good? You? Me? My aunt? The homeless guy on the street?

      Economic policy does not a complete State make. Please take this survey to understand that economic policy and social policy are on different scales. It is completely possible (and my personal preference) to have incredible personal freedoms (the idea embodied in the Canadian Charter of Rights/Freedoms) and Democratically Controlled (influenced) Economies (socialism/communism).

      wealth, enlightenment, and prosperity

      With sufficiently narrow definitions of those terms you *may* be correct - some others (myself) feel America is a failure. Pollution, Poverty, Violence, Ignorance, Selfishness, Greed, Consumerism, Disenfranchisment, Inhuman would be some of the (off the top of my head) descriptions I would make of Today's USA.

      Being told (by those who benefit) from the definition of success does not create it... this is a very big issue - America is an unsustainable mess, and history will certainly prove it a failure.

    13. Re:WRONG! by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2

      With sufficiently narrow definitions of those terms you *may* be correct - some others (myself) feel America is a failure. Pollution, Poverty, Violence, Ignorance, Selfishness, Greed, Consumerism, Disenfranchisment, Inhuman would be some of the (off the top of my head) descriptions I would make of Today's USA.

      While I would agree with you that there are plenty of things in America that need fixing, declaring the entire system a failure is a bit premature. I prefer to believe that Capitalism will succeed primarily because it is most in line with typical human behavior. Allow me to digress for a moment.

      Socialism depends on a human being working for the good of a group instead of for him/herself. While this is a neat idea and would seem to result in a harmonious society, it does not work well because people do not like to work for goals that do not benefit themselves in some way. We are just not that altruistic by nature. It would be nice if we were, but we're not, and the larger the group of people involved, the less likely it is to work. Sure, some nations have tried to MAKE it work, and you even mention Canada, but you will note that Canadians do not enjoy all the freedoms we have in the U.S. Their government has significant rights to crack down on individuals and actions that the government finds -- ahem -- not to their liking. Note one of their more recent decisions to ban viewing American television channels so that they can prop up their own ailing entertainment industry. Shades of Cuba, banning listening to Radio Free America...

      Of course, here we don't, or shouldn't, have to put up with such things. Capitalism requires that the government by and large stay out of things and let us peons run things, but the system frequently gets sidetracked. Politicians are largely to blame. Don't blame the corporations, as they're just doing what comes naturally! Blame the politicians for being so money and power hungry that they will sell their vote. THIS is what is wrong with America, our loss of honor, that is causing our current ills. It's become quite socially acceptable to stab someone in the back as long as you can legally get away with it. In some cases, it's even been glorified. I blame our drifting sense of morals (whichever set, I'm not partial) and mass media for pushing a "just do it" kind of lifestyle.

      The downside of Capitalism, as you have pointed out, is that it is not necessarily kind to everyone. That's fine with me. Nature herself is not kind to a species that cannot find a way to make itself propserous (in the natural sense of the word, not financial), why should our system of government be any different? Those who strive and succeed should be rewarded, those who languish and fail should not be compensated. To do the opposite would lessen the desire to excel and reward laziness and failure, just as it happened in the former Soviet Union. And if you want to talk about "Pollution, Poverty, Violence, Ignorance, Selfishness, Greed, Consumerism, Disenfranchisment, Inhuman", then you have only to look to some of the (formerly) largest Socialist nations on the planet. You'll find all of the above with the possible exception of "Consumerism", with a heavy emphasis on "Pollution" and "Inhuman" as well.

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    14. Re:WRONG! by jafac · · Score: 2

      I think you'll find it in the preamble;
      ". . . to (sic) establish JUSTICE (emphasis mine) and pure domestic tranquility, provide for common defense (against bad guys, foreign and domestic, terrorist or white-collar criminal), promote the GENERAL (emphasis mine) welfare (make everybody prosperous, not just a select few) and secure the blessings of liberty (freedom abused is freedom in decline) to ourselves and our posterity (borrowing money now and making our children pay it off is double-plus-ungood). . . "

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  17. Re:An even though.. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An[d] even though anybody else has little to do with WCOM, the whole market is going to plunge.

    For good reason.

    1) Worldcom is MCI and UUNET. MCI is the first of the competitive long distance companies and the second largest telecom. UUNET is the first commercial ISP and one of the largest. Both may just go away now.

    2) Bankruptcy of something as large as Worldcom can affect a lot of other operations. While the people who buy the pieces will probably keep them running, the people they bought equipment and owe money to can probably kiss it goodbye (along with future orders they were counting on and building equipment to fill). So can everybody who bought their stock or bonds: Banks, retirement funds, money market funds, bond funds, corporations who parked some of their cash reserves in those funds, ... You'd be surprised who will be hurt, because you don't know who has exposure. The investors don't know who either, so they'll avoid everybody until they find out.

    3) Also if they go belly-up, their stuff gets sold at bankruptcy-auction prices, like ten cents on the dollar or less. Equipment winds up on E-bay and equipment manufacturers find themselves competing against their own stuff. Bottom drops out of market and equipment manufacturers suffer still more. If the buyers keep MCI and/or UUNET running, they now have working networks for which they paid nearly nothing. So they can drop their prices almost to the cost of operation and undercut competitors who had to pay for (and are still paying for) their equipment. The other tecoms and/or ISPs tighten belts further and/or start operating at a loss and also go belly-up. Down go more suppliers, more investors, more associated industries. Maybe some of THOSE go belly-up, and the fire spreads further.

    4) It's another accounting scandal. (Anderson again. Oops.) This will make investors leery of other companies, raising the perceived risk of further financial scandal. ("Once is chance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.") The value of stocks and corporate bonds is ONLY what people are willing to pay for them at any given instant, and people base their valuation on perceived risk vs. benefit. If the risk just got bigger than the benefit, they won't trust stocks and bonds and won't buy them. The whole market tanks.

    A broad drop the market from this makes perfect sense to me.

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  18. Maybe not by Sandlund · · Score: 2, Informative

    Their accountant was...Arthur Andersen LLP. As Gomer Pile would say: surprise, surprise.

    If it had been one of the other "Final Four" accouting firms, maybe it would have been the beginning of something huge. Expect a "what do you expect?" while they move on to the next scandal.

  19. You mean CEO's aren't honest? by MongooseCN · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So you're saying that after all the years of backstabbing coworkers, financial threatening, lying, politics, selling off grandma, etc to get to the top, CEO's don't suddenly become honest?

    If morals meant profits, capitalism would be the garden of Eden.

    1. Re:You mean CEO's aren't honest? by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      I didn't realise we had members of the Bush administration posting to /.; that line's getting a bit tired since you used it WRT Enron.

    2. Re:You mean CEO's aren't honest? by peccary · · Score: 2

      The cream rises to the top.
      But so does the scum.

  20. But it's ALREADY illegal. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People that cheat thousands of everyday people out of money that they invest in their 401k, IRA, or other investment vehicle should get life at hard labor. It is high time the Federal Government tightened up corporate law ...

    But it's already illegal!

    and DRASTICALLY increased penalties for offenders. No Club Fed for this guy or Ken Lay and his Enron cronies. No, they need to spend their lives in Lousisana's Angola Prison where deer and Aligators play and everyone stands upright in the shower.

    I'm completely with you there. Who cares whether the crook took a thousand bux by waylaying you on the way from the bank, cracking your account, burlgling your house, scamming you, or faking a corporate financial report and causing you to lose it in the market? You're out just as many bux.

    (Extra points for force and threat of force, of course.)

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    1. Re:But it's ALREADY illegal. by Shelled · · Score: 2

      100% agreement. It's something that I first noticed in the aftermath of the Savings and Loan scandal a couple decades ago. There are still people in prison from that time for using a gun to commit robbery without causing anyone bodily harm, yet the architects of the S&L scandal who destroyed the future of uncounted thousands have long finished serving their barbed-wire golf course sentences. This won't stop until the perpetrators are punished with real hard time and long (read: life) terms.

  21. Good thing the analysts have this one covered! by JohnA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yet more proof that analysts do not have a clue as to what is going on in the market. I particularly like JP Morgan's coverage, which was initiated a long-term buy at around 30, then upgraded to a buy at around 8.

    1. Re:Good thing the analysts have this one covered! by maxume · · Score: 2

      Granted, the upgrade to buy at 8 now looks foolish, but it isn't really an unreasonable thing to do. If they liked the stock at 30, why wounldn't they like it even more at 8? Unless of course, they are just guessing, which is what I guess you are getting at...

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  22. Re:25 of 29 biggest telecom companies will go bye- by rudy_wayne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The comparison to the auto industry doesn't work. Back when there were 50 auto companies
    there were a lot fewer people in the US and a lot less demand for cars. A shake-out was inevitable.
    There would be no need for any of those 25 telecom companies to go broke if they were run properly -- there's plenty of customers and plenty of demand.

    What we are seeing with WorldCom, Enron, Tyco, ect. is a recurring pattern. Companies with lots of customers and lots of revenue -- who are going broke. More and more companies are becoming the playthings of the wealthy elite and Wall Street -- existing not to produce goods and services but existing only to enrich a handful of people.

    example -- @Home had over 4 million customers paying $45 a month. Do the math. And yet they went broke. Could it be the $6 Billion they blew on a worthless dotcom?

    example -- Exodus Communications had $300 million gross revenue in 2000. In 2001 they had $660 million gross revenue -- more than double the previous year -- and filed for Chapter 11 at the end of 2001. Why? Blowing hundred of millions on bad aquisitions.

    example -- AT&T hires a new CEO. Fires him less that a year later, citing "a lack of intellectual leadership" as the reason. But gives him a $26 million severance package.

    example -- Hewlett-Packard/Compaq -- History shows very clearly that there has never been a merger of this type that has worked out well. Not one. And yet the deal was done anyway because it will enrich the people who engineered the deal. 5 years from now, when Hewlett-Packard is following in the footsteps of WorldCom and Carly Fiorina is fired by the HP board of directors, it won't matter -- she and a few others will have already pocketed their millions and will draw a nice severeance package as a reward for running the company into the ground.

    example -- Dozens of companies who are doing poorly, profits are down, even losing money in some cases, but top executives receive large raises and bonuses.

  23. Re:history in the making by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

    "I'm not aware of an international organization which can claim jurisdiction and be in a position to apply and enforce a punishment

    dont we already have an organisation for global jurisdiction over anything and everything: the US government

    If you havent noticed - the US government is slowly pushing itself into the world governors chair and forcing every nation on the planet to comply with our desires. I mean we just told Arafat that his time is ended - and we announced that we are basically going to form a palistinian state within 3 years. Name another country/government that has so much power as to be able to form nations by verbal command

    I mean we already use the US military to help enforce what the government wants - how would this be any different.

  24. Re:history in the making by grytpype · · Score: 2

    Oh, let's just string him up by his entrails. Skip the formalities and legalisms!

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  25. enron again? by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

    ya, but how exactly is he related to Dick Cheney?

    The funny thing is that they still have a huge ass enron sign up at pac bell park in SF. These mega-corp scandals are just getting worse and worse.

    Its not to say that this bulshit hasnt been happening for hundreds of years... but its about flipping time that some light got shed on it - and maybe the world can start getting rid of all the BS criminalism in corporations and governments by seeing this shit and finally saying that we have had enough. I am not in favor of the death penalty for humans - but i consider people who do these sorts of thing (and car salesmen/politicians) to be sub-human... so I ahve no problem with death penalties for such massive rip off scams as this.

  26. It was a nice idea by twilight30 · · Score: 2

    but it lacked in the execution. In all honesty the Frontline special on the fall of the dotcoms, broadcast originally 24 January of this year, explained certain aspects of the current malaise much more dramatically -- and sounded like less of a history lesson to boot.

    The companion website linked above has an extensive set of links and interviews. Highly recommended.

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    1. Re:It was a nice idea by analog_line · · Score: 2

      I actually taped that broadcast, and I think a history lesson is really necessary. I thought it was a very good history lesson, because I sat, starting, remembering watching half of the clips when they were happening (like the VA Linux IPO) and staring slack-jawed at the screen, wondering how we could've been so idiotic.

      I think many people forget the kind of craziness that actually happened back then. A good history lesson is what we need, and what we need to impress on our Representatives and Senators that we are unwilling to repeat.

    2. Re:It was a nice idea by Bill+the+Cat · · Score: 2

      By all means write your legislative representatives; we may see a few beneficial reforms come out of all this mess.

      Never forget, however, that capital markets and economies are changed by people making individual decisions. The lessons of history need to be learned by those people. Governmental action may help a little, but ultimately it's the thousands of people that pushed the 'buy' button that rewarded the execs of these companies for making bad decisions.

  27. Corporate Imperialism by niola · · Score: 2

    Enron, Tyco, ImClone, Worldcom...

    All examples of companies that have become large and powerful by being deceptive. What does the US government do about it? Not a damn thing. Why? Because they are all big spenders and heavily linked to the political status quo.

    If you want to read a really enlightening book, check out Stupid White Men - I kid you not, this book will open your eyes.

    We are at a point in the world where there is a new aristocracy - the corporate powers - and it is only getting worse. You think they control the government now? Give them another 6 years of this administration and we will all miss the days of individual freedom...

    Sorry if I come across as a downer - things just don't seem that good these days...

    Just my $.002

    --Jon

    1. Re:Corporate Imperialism by mc6809e · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Enron, Tyco, ImClone, Worldcom...

      All examples of companies that have become large and powerful by being deceptive.


      Yeah, and all these companies are in the shit-can because they were deceptive. They have all lost power. This is good. This is the way it is supposed to work.

      People are running around crying about how awful capitalism is because this happened. This sort of thing is exactly what should happen. You fuck-up an lie, and your company is screwed. Good.

    2. Re:Corporate Imperialism by tcc · · Score: 2

      ----
      People are running around crying about how awful capitalism is because this happened. This sort of thing is exactly what should happen. You fuck-up an lie, and your company is screwed. Good.
      ----

      Go tell that to the people who bought mutual funds with those stocks, go tell that to all the small shareholders that don't go inside the company and hire a private investigator for their 5 or 10K$ investment, go tell that to the people like your neighbour who probably lost a few months of raw salary because of those assholes.

      What are you going to say, they should deserve this as well? so are the analysts? I mean, to some extent, maybe... but in real life, when you buy mutual funds or anything that isn't DIRECT stocks in DIRECT trading, when it's offered by banks or other legitimate 3rd parties, which people trust and we all know that banks usually aren't fooling around and messing up when it comes to profit and managing, you expect them to have done their Due dilligence for you, that's why you pay an extra fee and all... So where do you go from here? a lot of people will pull out their stocks market will probably be even more unstable, and if you are very very unlucky, another lunatic will do something stupid in the name of allah and wreak havoc in the stock markets.

      This really is a sad time for economy... :(

      And the worst of it is the top execs will probably not learn anything from this.

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    3. Re:Corporate Imperialism by jafac · · Score: 2

      I don't think capitalism is all that bad.

      I just wish that the government spent as much money and zeal in enforcing good corporate citizenship and accounting practices and trading rules as they apparently want to do for "terorism". Look at your headcount of the SEC compared to the headcount of the FBI and you'll see what I mean.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  28. Re:$6 Billlion in fraud, actually. by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 3, Informative

    +3 informative? I don't think so

    June 25 -- WorldCom has uncovered what people close to the company describe as a massive fraud, inflating a common measure of its earnings by more than $3.8 billion over the last five quarters. The company late Tuesday confirmed its intention to restate its earnings and said it had notified the Securities and Exchange Commission.

    6 billion seems to be what their earnings should be:
    Without these transfers, the company's reported EBITDA (earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization) would be reduced to $6.339 billion for 2001

  29. Re:An even though.. by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 2, Interesting


    ..anybody else has little to do with WCOM, the whole market is going to plunge..

    And the sad thing is, is that this is going to be caused by a company that was trading at 62 cents before the news hit.

  30. Re:An even though.. by bluegreenone · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is an interesting comment with many good points, but let's examine #3.

    If the buyers keep MCI and/or UUNET running, they now have working networks for which they paid nearly nothing. So they can drop their prices almost to the cost of operation and undercut competitors who had to pay for (and are still paying for) their equipment.

    If their equipment is put up for auction, all those competitors out there will have an equal chance to bid up the prices. So it doesn't make sense to say that equipment will go for nearly nothing, allowing huge prices cuts. If the equipment is cheap enough everyone will bid on it, and it won't go for nearly nothing anymore.

    Also, don't ignore the positive effects that a cheap equipment auction could have. Maybe some company will be able to keep a few more employees with the money they save buying used MCI racks.

  31. Re:Oops! by rodgerd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, it's not like there's any downside. Sell someone dope, go to a maximum security jail and be anally raped for the rest of your life; destroy thousands or tens of thousands of peoples' lives and you get a slap over the wrist.

    We give these things special names ("white collar crime"), don't police them especially rigourously, and allow people to escape liability hiding behind limited-liability constructs, so why wouldn't you take the risk?

  32. Not funny... serious. by (eternal_software) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is a serious situation. This fraud has cost 17,000 people their jobs and many others their life savings.

    A quick peek of the Yahoo WCOM Message Boards shows many desperate messages about people threatening suicide and serious financial losses.

    These are the people who the suits at the top never think of, while they enrich themselves.

    1. Re:Not funny... serious. by Drachemorder · · Score: 2

      Actually, they've been planning those 17,000 layoffs for a while now. (I know, I work for a WCOM company ... at least this week.) It's anybody's guess which came first, the scandal or the axe.

    2. Re:Not funny... serious. by 0WaitState · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So before you jump on the bandwagon of "blame the rich guys who pirated the corporate accounts and stole nearly $4B and kept it for themselves" wait for the actual story. Chances are that money was never in the door, and profits were inflated to trick the public into thinking things were okay. Granted this is fradulent and deceptive, but its probably not how you describe it: a case of a few people stealing to enrich themselves.

      Much as I'd like to join you planet Naive (soon to appear in a bad Lucas movie), perhaps you might consider stock options, which are worth a lot more if you kite the stock upwards? Or incentive clauses, such as forgivement of loans if stock price targets are met? I don't know if WorldCom execs made use of these standard vehicles for executive compensation, but that's been SOP in other corporate meltdowns. They don't steal cash, they prop up the stock with fraud while exercising their options (which although they are not yet required to be considered a hit against company earnings, definitely do reduce the company's equity dollar for dollar when exercized.)

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    3. Re:Not funny... serious. by Patoski · · Score: 2

      Chances are that money was never in the door, and profits were inflated to trick the public into thinking things were okay. Granted this is fradulent and deceptive, but its probably not how you describe it: a case of a few people stealing to enrich themselves.

      Yes, what these sleazy CFO execs have done and are doing is far worse than just skimming money for their own enrichment. They're erroding investor confidence in the stock market which is critical to the US (and hence) the world's general economic health. This isn't to say that the world revolves around the US but when any major country's economy tanks, today it has profound effects on the economies of other nations. This injures the common world market as well adding to general economic instability which has far more reaching effects than some greedy executive taking $4.6 billion out of the corp. till.

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      G. Washington on Government "it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
    4. Re:Not funny... serious. by TheSync · · Score: 2

      See, thats the thing. We assume that this was done to enrich executives. This is not probably true.

      For instance, earlier this year there was the discovery of massive sales commission fraud at WCOM, done by salespeople.

      A friend of mine was interviewing at WCOM for a sales position in February. The people there were saying "Sure, base is only $40k, but we make up to $150k with commission..." On his second interview, the people who were going to hire him were gone.

    5. Re:Not funny... serious. by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      Chances are that money was never in the door, and profits were inflated to trick the public into thinking things were okay. Granted this is fraudulent and deceptive, but its probably not how you describe it: a case of a few people stealing to enrich themselves.

      No, in both Cases (Enron / Worldcom) these filthy Plutocrats did not simply embezzle millions. What they did was lie and cheat, using the whole business as a machine not to make Widgets but to create wealth on Wallstreet (and in their pockets bc they are almost all compensated via massive stock options).

      So what we have here is rich executives hiding the truth in order to ride the whole thing to the next big payout for themselves, with no consideration for the small stock holders (they will have cashed out) or the Institutional holders (and MFunds), Fuck the Employees and the Suppliers -- hide the reality of the business as long as possible in order to get enough money out of the Stock Markets.

      Isnt compensation via Stock a virtual guarantee of conflict of interest and insider trading? I mean Christ, only the truly perverted, greedy, slimy scum rises above low-level management in Corporate America -- its like holding AA meetings in a Beer Store -- these jackals promote one another on their LACK of moral fibre, then congratulate (and enrich) one another for being unscrupulous.

    6. Re:Not funny... serious. by klaun · · Score: 2
      Fraud is bad yes, but this is not benefiting (in this case) the executives. It is early to say, but this isn't looking like a case of some rich guys stealing from the company for profit.

      The underlying issue is the business, not the accounting used to patch things up. Enron was a money losing organziation, who hid that from everyone using accounting tricks. They went bankrupt due to the core business being very risky and volatile - not due to the accounting tricks.

      Whatever the reason for the bankruptcy of Enron and others, the executives have made decisions that enriched themselves and left their employees with nothing.

      Enron gave senior executives $55 million in retention bonuses immediately before it filed for bankruptcy. It didn't make any attempt to retrieve the money even after several executives left, failing to meet the obligations of the retention bonus. After it filed for bankruptcy it laid off 4,500 employees who received no severance because the company didn't have any money to pay them. Of course they would have if all the executives hadn't stolen $55 million out of company coffers.

      But that wasn't all, they also invested all of their employees 401k money in Enron and so left them doubly screwed when they went out of business.

      So before you jump on the bandwagon of "blame the rich guys who pirated the corporate accounts and stole nearly $4B and kept it for themselves" wait for the actual story. Chances are that money was never in the door, and profits were inflated to trick the public into thinking things were okay. Granted this is fradulent and deceptive, but its probably not how you describe it: a case of a few people stealing to enrich themselves.

      Of course most executive get hefty bonuses for high revenues and profits... the fraud wasn't some selfless devotion to the company... it was for personal gain. And then they are usually heavily invested in the company and want to make their stock go up so they can sell it. Also not a selfless goal... So before you spend your time defending rich people who steal the money of their employees, get your head on straight.

    7. Re:Not funny... serious. by Aexia · · Score: 2

      Looking back on these boards, as well as other companies, is very interesting.

      From May 9th...
      Sales are in talks (Supposedly) that are to be announced within the next month or so, leading to believe that WCOM may become 'Liquidation World' for other Carriers.

      WCOM is ready to fall below a dollar

  33. So who should we get connectivity from? by alienmole · · Score: 2
    Some of my clients use Worldcom (UUNet). One of them has been burned by an ISP bankruptcy before (PSI), and another by a local provider that screwed up a premises move and went dark for days. Does anyone have any suggestions on who's a safe bet to switch to? Worldcom had some good pricing on their burstable T1s, quite a bit cheaper than e.g. AT&T, IIRC.

    Customers like choosing big-name companies because they seem like they ought to be safe. I've come across some real horror stories related to smaller, more local ISPs. So, what's an ordinary business supposed to do to get ISP service that they can rely on for a few years running, without paying through the nose?

  34. And the first news article at that link says... by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 2


    Tuesday June 18, 8:00 am Eastern Time
    Press Release
    SOURCE: OSDN

    Forbes.com Provides Readers With Newsfeed From Slashdot

    Slashdot-Branded Area Provides Forbes.com Readers With Cutting-Edge, High Tech Content
    ACTON, MA--(INTERNET WIRE)--Jun 18, 2002 -- OSDN and Forbes.com today announced that Forbes.com will feature a newsfeed from Slashdot® -- one of OSDN's premier web sites -- providing senior-level business readers with access to cutting-edge, high-tech content online.

    Forbes.com's recent web site redesign prominently features a Slashdot-branded area with a newsfeed from the site. Slashdot is one of the largest tech sites on the web, with coverage ranging from the ultra-technical to the ultra-controversial. Slashdot joins sites such as Reuters, which provides widespread news, and The McKinsey Group, which provides research updates, to Forbes.com readers.

    "We were thrilled when Forbes.com expressed interest in a newsfeed from Slashdot because it will direct even more senior-level business professionals to the Slashdot site," said Richard French, general manager, OSDN. "This move will help to position OSDN to business readers as the place for high tech content, and will help OSDN continue to gain credibility in broader business markets."

    "We pursued Slashdot because we think it will add to Forbes.com's Technology channel by providing the caliber of high-tech news our senior executive readership wants," said Paul Maidment, editor, Forbes.com. "Slashdot is a welcome addition to our site."


    OK, now I'm scared...

  35. Re:Oops! by grytpype · · Score: 2

    Publicly traded companies are actually pretty heavily regulated in terms of their financial disclosures. The problem is the companies are conspiring with the first-line watchdogs (the auditors) to lie about their finances.

    That's how Enron became one of the top ten companies in the US, when it was totally illiquid and on the verge of bankruptcy.

    It's kind of an arms race, because if your competitors were doing it, you had to do it too.

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  36. Re:Thank Goodness by e40 · · Score: 2

    No, you are an idiot. Watch the Frontline special on this very topic. Just came out this week. The Republicans are head of the class when it comes to letting Big Business police themselves.

  37. Audit by magurozushi · · Score: 3, Informative

    Guess who was their auditor until last May... Andersen. (Bloomberg) However, they claim WCom was wihholding information from them, hum.... Fortunately for your own company, you can't choose Andersen to be your auditor anymore :-)

  38. Re:25 of 29 biggest telecom companies will go bye- by CanadaDave · · Score: 2
    As the original poster, I have to agree with you, that the car analogy does work, because it is so simple. The pattern here is an age old one, and that is that eventually as certain growing industries mature they eventually turn into just a handful of large companies. This also happened with telco in the late 20th century, which culminated in the break-up of Bell in (I can't remember 70s, 80s?)

  39. Not if you already have a network by dachshund · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If their equipment is put up for auction, all those competitors out there will have an equal chance to bid up the prices. So it doesn't make sense to say that equipment will go for nearly nothing, allowing huge prices cuts.

    Some of the competitors already have working networks. It makes no sense to buy a nationwide network or the equipment to operate it if you've already got one of your own. This really sucks for companies that have actually shouldered the cost of building and maintaining these networks, because now some competitor is going to come along and slaughter them.

    The carriers will have to drop their prices below the break-even point, and there will be further layoffs and maybe even bankruptcies. And as the industry contracts, competition disappears and the consumer eventually pays for any short term benefits he/she may may have enjoyed.

  40. VA LINUX was used as an example in that report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    VA LINUX was used as an example in the report, because the VALINUX IPO was a huge rip-off. What did CMDRTACO know and when did he know it??!

  41. Re:Oops! by stox · · Score: 2

    Bernie, I thought you never posted to slashdot. ;-)

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    "To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
  42. MOD PARENT DOWN by Fastball · · Score: 2
    What I wouldn't do to be able to take the money deducted from my paycheck in the name of Social Security and 1) put it in a savings account, 2) invest it, or 3) a combination thereof. I would clearly be better off. Instead, my government is getting off on me all of my natural working life.

    At some point in the not too distance future, I will be at odds with my government and its eighty-year grandfather clause. Maybe I'll try and take a case before the Supreme Court and tear it all down.

    Until then, there is one rule we all can live by. Do not trust any one entity with all of your cash, resources, etc. Not the federal government. Not a multinational. Not even your local bank.

  43. Re:Oops! by lrichardson · · Score: 2
    One of the saddest realities is that police spend 99% of their (theft) investigative time on violent theft, which accounts for less than 1% of all money stolen. White collar crime, which accounts for better than 99% of all money stolen, receives less than 1% of their time.

    It's really sad in the corporate sector, since even admitting you have been stolen from causes a drastic drop in your stock value. From the typical corp's point of view, better to let Joe Schmoe get away with a couple of hundred grand, than publically go after him, and lose millions on the stock market.

    Martha saved herself somewhere between $40,000 - $80,000 through (allegedly) insider trading. Her stock value (MSO) has dropped around $200,000,000!

    You can bet Sullivan has sold vast quantities of his stock, and invested it elsewhere, before this news broke. As long as he hasn't broken any laws (and corporate types excel at this, as they have highly paid lawyers to arrange immoral actions in a legal manner), his personal assets are untouchable.

  44. On another page I jus saw was the headline... by bubblegoose · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...WorldCom Finds $3.8 Billion Error.

    Too bad for WorldCom it wasn't the old "Community Chest" card reading "Bank error in your favor. Collect $3.8 Billion dollars"

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    1. Re:On another page I jus saw was the headline... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > On another page I just saw was the headline...
      > ...WorldCom Finds $3.8 Billion Error.

      What the fuck? "Error?" Who the fuck writes this crap?

      Mars Observer overflies Valles Marineris. Finds "ditch".

    2. Re:On another page I jus saw was the headline... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      What? Do you think that the Corporate Media is going to start calling a spade a spade? If they reporter tries to submit "WorldCom Execs Comit $3.8BFraud - Is Corporate America a Complete House of Cards?" or somesuch, their boss' would get a call right quick from someone who Golfs with those criminals.

      Its self-censorship (direct censorship?) in the age of Corporate Media.

      Take a look at the Corporate Relationships between the Rest of the World and the Media companies...

    3. Re:On another page I jus saw was the headline... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Do you think that the Corporate Media is going to start calling a spade a spade? If they reporter tries to submit "WorldCom Execs Comit $3.8BFraud - Is Corporate America a Complete House of Cards?" or somesuch, their boss' would get a call right quick from someone who Golfs with those criminals.
      >
      > Its self-censorship (direct censorship?) in the age of Corporate Media.
      >
      > Take a look at the Corporate Relationships between the Rest of the World and the Media companies...

      While I was merely poking fun at WCOM's spin doctors and their attempt to mask what appears to be massive fraud as innocent error, it appears you took me too seriously.

      So I'll return the favor. In answer to your question -- as a matter of fact...

      Reuters Business Report: WorldCom Shares Sink After Fraud Report

      Dow Jones Business News: CNBC sources report "massive fraud" at Worldcom

      CBS Marketwatch: WorldCom fraud shreds stock.

      ...yes. All reports from last night, within an hour of the release.

      Take a look at the complete absence of any relationship between Noam Chomsky's rhetoric and what anyone can see for him or herself in the business press every day.

  45. blame corporate law by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A large part of the problem of fraud within corporations is because of the construct of a corporation itself. A corporation is a fictitious person who bears the responsibility of (nearly) all acts the corporation takes; stockholders can't be held liable. As a result, stockholders will constantly push towards the profit while ignoring the means of generating that income.

  46. '20's auto market probably an excellent analogy by fw3 · · Score: 5, Informative
    The comparison to the auto industry doesn't work. Back when there were 50 auto companies there were a lot fewer people...

    I suggest you look up 'Kondratiev cycle technology'. Jay Forrester (inventor of magnetic-core memory), studied this at MIT/Sloan school and determined that the a long-term economic cycle develops due to the 'self-ordering' nature of capital equipment.

    Basically Forrester's group found evidence for the following feedback loop: Early in the deployment of any technology there is a scarcity of capital. Capital equipment is expensive, and early investments involve high degrees of risk accompanied by high profits in a given technology sector. That in turn brings investment in the businesses developing this capital. However, a large part of this capital is used in the development of the capital itself (i.e. IT tends to need advanced hardware and software to develop the bleeding-edge new hardware and software for actual end-use).

    Thus the 'buildup phase' of new technology creates a high demand (for both the acutal equipment and the stock of the companies that make it). At some point, however the generation of this new (and expensive) equipment (or software) exceeds the actual (end-user) demand. When this happens the high profit margins that were being realized during the build-up phase disappear quite rapidly, the investment-value follows (crashing stock prices) and the investment money looks for other places. See this article

    Sound familiar? Whether or not you buy into the economic details, this is one of the behaviors seen in economics. The inflated acquisition prices mentioned are the direct result of this effect.

    Because sure people make stupid mistakes even (especially?) with billion dollar transactions. But the funny thing about the stock market is that the money doesn't ever go away. Whenever someone loses in the market, someone else has made a profit.

    And yes it sucks when the players break the rules but especially on the financial rules the market punishes you very hard. I worked for a biotech firm that was growing well, showing solid net earnings ca $300m on $2b sales, a 30:1 p/e ratio. Our japan division was found to have been moving inventories to the tune of changing the sales #'s by $50m. This lie, accounting for only 2.5% caused a nearly 50% drop in stock price and a (justified) shareholders lawsuit.

    Whenever someone fsck's with the rules of the game (fixing the books, insider trading, breaking anti-trust rules, whatever), real people get hurt and we have SEC, IRS etc to try and keep up with the process. MS imo is an excellent example of how a determined and unscrupulous competitor can harm while evading the systems controls(sic).

    I'm just thanking my stars that (so far) the politicians havent fscked up like they did after the '29 stock market crash. The US enacted protectionist trade tarrifs which effectively were the first blow in killing off the *world* economy.

    Post-sept-11'th fears and RIAA / DMCA idiocies aside, at least across a several bumpy decades our boneheads in Washington, the EU, etc at least so far have managed not to fsck up. They still have opportunities to snatch defeat from the waiting hands of victory, but so far it could be a whole lot worse I think.

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    1. Re:'20's auto market probably an excellent analogy by analog_line · · Score: 2

      I'm just thanking my stars that (so far) the politicians havent fscked up like they did after the '29 stock market crash. The US enacted protectionist trade tarrifs which effectively were the first blow in killing off the *world* economy.

      I guess you haven't noticed the trade war brewing over the imposition of steel tarrifs and heavily increased farm subsidies that the current administration signed into law? The Bush administration has a good track recordn at breaking their own promises with regard to trade policy.

    2. Re:'20's auto market probably an excellent analogy by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "I'm just thanking my stars that (so far) the politicians havent fscked up like they did after the '29 stock market crash. The US enacted protectionist trade tarrifs which effectively were the first blow in killing off the *world* economy."

      I think this is the part that scares me the most, or at least that we have that much effect on the world economy. We have terrorist attacks in the past few months and the continuing threat of more attacks in the near future. This during the whole dot-com bubble bursting and tech companies taking big hits. Then we have Enron and Worldcomm and who know what else on the horizon. Not to mention the nose dive the US dollar is taking on the currency markets. And who gets hit hardest?

      Europe and Japan.

      Japan, already in the middle of a bank crisis they're too proud to admit to, is actively trying to prop the dollar up. The EU, who have been trying to bring the Euro to parity with the dollar, find themselves the victim of the ancient curse "May you get what you want." Foreign investors watch the value of their dollar investments go down while US exporters get nice perks like making money in currency exchange rates (even for small-time eBay shmucks like me). And I haven't even touched upon what this can do to China, who pretty much rely on their ability to export cheap labor. The only thing I'm not sure about is what this all means to those countries who have pegged their currencies to the dollar or have abandoned their currency for the dollar outright.

      The scary news is that the US has some difficult economic times ahead of us. The sacrier news is that things will still probably be better here than anywhere else. The scariest news is that we'll probably come out of this even bigger than we were before.

    3. Re:'20's auto market probably an excellent analogy by fw3 · · Score: 2
      I think this is the part that scares me the most

      I couldn't agree more, and I was unaware of the steel and agriculture issues, but trade negotiations in those areas are also pretty standard stuff, you'll not I also indicated my concern:
      >> They still have opportunities to snatch defeat from the waiting hands of victory,

      haven't even touched upon what this can do to China

      Asia today trades more with itself than the west. That is a sign of a long-term shift to a more healthy economy. The only thing I think we can count on is the outcomes aren't easy to guage / guess. The world economy is a complex beast and will pretty well do what it wants. Most of the world understands this today (which is why OPEC hasn't tried to push oil prices to where they hurt the overall economy as happened in the '70s)

      The scariest news is that we'll probably come out of this even bigger

      I wouldn't bet on that (either way), Asia has good opportunities to realize real growth, but anyhow I'm not an economist / don't play one on tv :-). Dunno what's coming, but I expect it to be interesting

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    4. Re:'20's auto market probably an excellent analogy by dmiller · · Score: 2

      I'm just thanking my stars that (so far) the politicians havent fscked up like they did after the '29 stock market crash. The US enacted protectionist trade tarrifs which effectively were the first blow in killing off the *world* economy.

      You had better tell Bush that - the US has just instituted steel tariffs and upped farm subsidies to insane levels.

    5. Re:'20's auto market probably an excellent analogy by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Opec mostly isn't pushing prices up for a few other reasons
      1. Russia has pretty significant capacity that they would love to turn up.
      2. Its pretty easy to increase supply in a year or so, as owners of wells increase production. Opec tries to minimize this because it causes those $10/barrel swings that are bad for everyone selling oil.
      3. The members largely cheat. There are a few member countries that hold to their quotas pretty well, but most of them cheat like crazy. The most recent estimate I saw, was that OPEC is producing 20% more than their quotas. This is pretty common among cartels since its in their intrest to do so individually. The old prisoner's dilemna explains why fairly well, even if only in a single term game.

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    6. Re:'20's auto market probably an excellent analogy by analog_line · · Score: 2

      They're no different. Those subsidies are just as bad. A President who claims to support the free market, then raises subsidies on farm products, and impose a new tarrif, isn't advancing the cause. It just lets the rest of the world get away with the same things. The administration can talk a good line about free trade, but no one cares, because they've seen that the administration doesn't really believe what they're preaching.

    7. Re:'20's auto market probably an excellent analogy by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      (which is why OPEC hasn't tried to push oil prices to where they hurt the overall economy as happened in the '70s)

      The reason why OPEC can't push oil prices higher is because they forgot a basic rule of microeconomics--cartels don't last. With Mexico and Norway (both major oil producers outside the reach of OPEC) increasing production and with the massive oil reserves of the former Soviet Union now available to the West, OPEC's pricing leverage has dropped drastically, to say the least.

    8. Re:'20's auto market probably an excellent analogy by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Now I can finally buy American products at an acceptable price, while the reduced competition from American companies helps our companies grow."

      Those two points of yours are mutually exclusive. Yes, you will be able to buy US goods at a better price, but that better price will likely undercut European manufacturers and bring more business to US exporters.

      currency markets != stock markets != goods & services markets. The currency market is probably the most volatile you can find, and while the price of a dollar may be going down, the prices of goods and services marked in dollars are much more static and will stay at the same levels in relation to each other. Next week $0.25 may not get me 0.25 but it will still buy me a pack of gum until at least the end of the fiscal quarter.

      Let's say I'm a US exporter selling widgest at $1.00 each. You want to buy some, and the exchange rates of the day are $1.00 = 1.00 so you send me 1.00 and get your widget. I then take the 1.00 and send it to my US bank, who then puts into the EU banking network and by the time the payment gets processed the exchange rates have changed to 1.00 = $1.10 and I just "made" a dime.

      I may not have technically made money but, as I said before, things priced in US dollars go down along with the value of a dollar. The cost of me buying a widget from my wholesaler was $0.75 last week, $0.75 this week and it will be $0.75 next week, while in terms of euros it started at 0.75 and dropped down to about 0.63 in that same time period.

      But even if I don't know the dollar will be slipping again next week, there's no reason (at least not in the short term) for me as a widgets seller to prop up my prices to compensate for the falling dollar because my wholesalers aren't raising their prices. And they're steady because the widget factory prices go down with the dollar, and so on and so forth all the way back to the US widgetonium mines.

      And since the prices from US exporters remain static with the dollar (not the euro), those prices will undercut the local EU suppliers who can't afford to lower their prices. And since the WTO frowns upon tariffs and such, it will be the EU companies that start taking losses, not the US ones.

      This is why the Japanese government is in a mad scramble to prop up the dollar while Washington is more than comfortable with cooling their heels for a while.

  47. Generation d(ude where's the money) by stinkydog · · Score: 2

    A new generation is emerging. A generation unlike any that has preceded it-- defined not by an age, but rather an attitude. It's the first generation characterized not just by people, but by a whole new way of thinking. It's the digital generation, or as we call it at WorldCom, generation d.

    WorldCom is proud to offer its employees a full range of comprehensive benefits.

    Additionally, employees can take advantage of a corporate 401K plan, investing up to 20% of their salaries in a variety of fund options. As an added perk, WorldCom matches 100% of an employee's contribution to the 401k plan, up to 5% of the employee's salary, after only one year of employment. Planning for the future is of the utmost importance, so WorldCom makes this investment easy for every full-time employee. And with WorldCom's online employee tools, registration and management of these benefits are easy -- yet another example of our forward-thinking, next-generation company.

    Hope you didn't buy WC stock!

    SD

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  48. Re:Poor Stock by Anml4ixoye · · Score: 2

    For even more interesting views, check out this one

  49. Re: Worldcom and UUNET "may just go away now" by markwelch · · Score: 2
    Worldcom is MCI and UUNET. MCI is the first of the competitive long distance companies and the second largest telecom. UUNET is the first commercial ISP and one of the largest. Both may just go away now.

    Actually, in one key way, UUNET is already gone. UUNET has always been one of the main channels for spam broadcasting (maybe because they were first, maybe because they were biggest, maybe because their sales staff accepted anyone (including previously-terminated customers), maybe because their abuse department was slow, I'm not sure).

    But during the past few months, I've seen no responsive action to abuse and spamming complaints. It appears that Worldcom may simply have closed down the abuse department.

    At one point, I researched (lots of tracerts) and then concluded that more than 90% of the spam I get, comes from servers whose internet connections are through UUNET.

    If I could just shut off the pipe to block everything coming from any UUNET/Alter.net/Worldcom customer, I'd do it. I think that single step would eliminate 90% of incoming spam and probably only a handful of legitimate emails.

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  50. A lot of people saw this coming... by IroygbivU · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm going to go a little off topic here, but this is my personal analysis of why we are seeing so many large companies like WorldCom collapsing in on their own corruption.

    We all know that power and money doesn't circulate within a vacuum. Everything in the world is tied together, so that when one force of influence diminishes another will rise to take its place. The five main players I see in the modern world economy are - The governments, big business, small business, unions, and workers/individual consumers. The dynamics and fairness/wealth distribution of an economy are highest when there is a balance of influence between each of those forces. Historically, they are rarely balanced (and in some countries they are completely imbalanced), but I think the opportunities to correct it are greater than ever now.

    As you may guess, I believe that the weight of influence in the American economy (in a concerted push since the early 80's) has tipped to predominantly favour big business and big government/military. Since America's economy is twice the size of number 2 - Japan - it controls global economic policy and as such is creating mirror economies to its own around the world. This imbalance is spreading like an epidemic around the world, seriously affecting other countries who model themselves off America - like my own country Australia.

    So, what can be done about it? It seems a rebalancing isn't going to happen on its own, or at least not until the current situation degenerates to a point where violent revolution is needed to fix the problem. I guess there's several paths that could be chosen but here are two off the top of my head. One - allow the current consolidation of small and medium sized business into large/uber businesses to continue but restore power to the unions. Two - shift all laws that favour big business to favour small business instead.

    Personally, I favour the latter. A society run by small business is far less likely to have organised and entrenched corruption - eg Would Dick Cheney have been swayed by the CEO of a company that controlled only one or two power stations? What benefit would a government get by helping out small companies that can't contribute many campaign funds and have little influence around the nation?

    Anyhow, I think I'll cut the sermon off here. I think +5 troll and +5 offtopic is a good enough effort for today!

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  52. Terrorism?! by Bistronaut · · Score: 5, Insightful
    <rant>

    I'm sick and tired of people trying to relate everything bad to terrorism. I highly doubt that this MCI guy was deliberately sabotaging anything, but that's not even the point. "Terrorism" is when you do bad things to inspire terror. Terror is a key mechanism in terrorism! If you, say, sabotage the US economy slowly by eroding investor trust over the course of months or years, that's surely harming us, but it's not terrorism!

    Here's an example of some very effective terrorism: the recent "dirty bomb" thing. It's effective because the average American knows squat about radiation. Americans are so stupid that they won't buy irradiated food because they think that it's radioactive! The effect is compounded by TV "journalists" who know just as little, but are more than happy to trumpet the term "dirty bomb" over the airwaves for at least a week. And our beautiful executive branch is so eager to trumpet their success in foiling the plot that they play up the danger such a device poses in stead of spreading some usefull information about how radioactive materials work. Hello!? I bet that the actual terrorists are scratching their heads, wondering if they should retire and just let the US gov. do all their work instead.

    </rant>
    1. Re:Terrorism?! by Danse · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah... it was pretty funny how the tv news shows whipped out the old mushroom cloud pictures to run along with the dirty bomb story. Yeah, they have a clue.

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    2. Re:Terrorism?! by sg3000 · · Score: 2

      > The effect is compounded by TV "journalists" who
      > know just as little, but are more than happy to trumpet
      > the term "dirty bomb" over the airwaves for at least a
      > week.

      You know it's really bad when The Daily Show, John Stewart's political satire show on Comedy Central, was more reasonable than the real news shows. Stewart actually ranted a couple of times about how the real media was scaring people unnecessarily with overblown reports of dirty bombs.

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    3. Re:Terrorism?! by 5KVGhost · · Score: 2

      Please think, don't rant.

      There's far more to the threat of terrorism than the destructive acts themselves. Terrorist organizations need money to support their operations and they have very complex means in place to gather those funds. Terrorists have often subverted legitimate governments, organizations and companies in order to benefit financially; it's just like organized crime, only with somewhat different goals.

      So, if a known terrorist or terrorist organization orchestrates a financial crisis in order to make a target more vulnerable to other more overt terrorist activies then it's still terrorism. If they raise money by committing financial fraud and diverting the profits to fund acts of terror, then it's also legitimately called terrorism.

      I think it's unlikely that the current accounting and financial woes of Wall Street have anything to do with terrorist organizations. But narrowly defining terrorism as "things that scare people" is missing a rather big part of the problem.

    4. Re:Terrorism?! by jafac · · Score: 2

      And just what investor with $5000 to put into the market isn't terrorized by hearing that:
      1) companies lie about their balance sheets
      2) investment firms cheerlead simply to sell stocks so their bottom lines look better
      3) accounting firms destroy evidence of wrongdoing for their clients
      4) government regulation and oversight of these practices is very weak to an almost complicit level

      Who isn't terrorized by that?

      In fact - compare Arafat's complicity with Hamas' terrorist acts - and draw an analogy with the Bush administration's compliance to Enron's price fixing, manufacturing of an energy crisis, and cooking the books, and you have (in my opinion) a recipe for GW Bush being given a one-way ticket to Guantanamo Bay in an Orange Jumpsuit.
      Impeachment nothing. This is fucking high treason.

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  53. Re:Destroying Tulsa OK economy by night_flyer · · Score: 2

    I heard on the news tonight that upwards of 900 may be laid off sometime before the end of the week (900 "boxes" are prepared), previously the numbers were between 300-600.

    Im glad I got out when I did, but I still have a lot of friends still there that this will affect.

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  54. What we did at my company by Bistronaut · · Score: 2

    If you have it in your area, get Roadrunner Business Class. We looked into a Frac. T1 from WorldCom, and Roadrunner was faster and cost half as much. The "Business Class" is seperate from the residential, and much faster (not that res. is bad - it's what I'm on). Of course, T1 costs are related to your location, so YMMV.

  55. Define "fail" by BeBoxer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    i enjoy seeing them (the unsavory executives) personally fail

    Except that the exec's rarely if ever "fail" by any common sense standard. They almost never end up in jail (where they belong), and invariably walk away with more money then you, me, and a hundred of our best friends will make in a lifetime. If failure is a bum resume and ten million bucks in the bank, I'll take that over a nice resume and a mortgage any day.

    1. Re:Define "fail" by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      When the exec's compensation is based (mostly) on stock options (and stock price) is it any wonder they lie/cheat and steal during their time only to protect the 'paper wealth' of the company; and how it looks to Wallstreet?

      I wonder just how much more of USA corporate giants arent doing this exact same thing...

  56. I however..... by sawilson · · Score: 2, Informative

    was one of those people laid off. I can remember chuckling a little when I learned that my severance package was "tied up in court" but that I'd see it down the road. Good thing I've heard that one before and knew I'd have a better chance of seeing a stable microsoft OS in my lifetime. The worst part about this one is how things were handled. The long time employees were still talking about how the Rigas's would save the day even when word of their 3.6 billion dollar theft from company coffers hit the news. Most of them were completely convinced that everything would be alright. Given the scope of this disaster, ABS knew full well it was going to happen when they hired me, and outright lied to me about how stable the company was and where it was headed. They lied to at least 5 new people in the department I joined also. For those of you that don't know, Adelphia Corporate is located in Coudersport, PA. It's a quaint little northern Pennsylvania town about 30 miles from the NY border. Population 2500. About 400 houses, homes and small businesses. A McDonalds, A Subway, oh and a 9 billion dollar telecommunications company. It's also 45 miles from NOTHING AT ALL. The makings for a great Stephen King novel. Tons of people displaced by the tech decline risked everything to move to the middle of nowhere for half the pay. When the layoffs came, they got rid of all the new people. The idea being to try to save some face in the community by keeping the people that were born and raised in Coudersport. Some of the new folk that were laid off had bought houses there. I feel for those people the most. As someone that's used to getting company's shot out from under me, I rented. My bad habit of eavesdropping on upper management let me know two weeks ahead of time that I'd be gone. I was actually relieved to be getting off the sinking ship early. Now I'm enjoying a very large unemployment check that Adelphia has to pay for. I figure I'll suck about 25 grand out of them then get a job. For the time being I'm kicking back, sipping drinks, and watching cable. I have no bills, so I have no worries. It's good to be prepared. I feel the most for the town of Coudersport. It really is a nice place. Absolutely beautiful. It was nice driving a mile to work and worrying more about hitting a deer than traffic or having my stereo stolen. I really didn't feel the need to lock my door. Nobody there does. No crime, no drug problem, great school, perfect place to start a family. The American Dream. The local economy there is centered around Adelphia, and ABS. The Rigas's own at least 90 percent of the town. I saw massive evidence that they truly love their small northern mountian town. They invested a fortune (granted, it was probably stolen money) trying to save it from tumbleweeds. They built a multi-million dollar data center in the middle of nowhere. They built their corporate headquarters in that same middle of nowhere. They employed the whole town, and gave loans to many townspeople. It's sad to know that within a few years, Coudersport will be an empty zipcode. There will be nothing there to support the town. The Rigas's will no doubt move to Buffalo or Phili. The datacenter will stand empty. The people left in town will move to Wellsville or Bradford (where they make Zippo Lighters) and seek new employment. Imagine a small town where a military base has been closed, and multiply the effect by 3. That's what it's going to be like. Slow motion Hiroshima with no boom. The only positive I can think of is the demise of the corrupt local goverment there. Since dead towns don't have courts, the world will be slightly better once the coudy courthouse is empty. I'd like to give a shout out to those left behind in the UNIX dept. I hope yall are hanging in there, and finding better jobs (If you all haven't been laid off already). You were all really great people (ScottU sucks though =P ). Make sure you file for unemployment at:

    http://www.dli.state.pa.us

    immediately after you are laid off. I can't get the year of my life back that was stolen from me by Adelphia, but I can sure as hell get every last cent I can. Good Luck!

  57. Lesson number one by Goonie · · Score: 2
    Go tell that to the people who bought mutual funds with those stocks

    Yes, but those people in those mutual funds have been soaking up windfall profits for the last decade.

    If you want your money to be safe, go stick it in Citibank (or your local equivalent) and earn next-to-no interest. If you want to make better returns, go invest in a variety of blue-chips (and accept that one or two of them might go bust every so often, but the cumulative return will be higher). If you want to make big gains but are prepared to lose big, go play with derivatives or invest in startups.

    Every time you invest in the stock market, or get somebody else to do it for you, there's a risk of losing money. I've had some money in a mutual fund for the past five years (in Australia). Some quarters, the net value goes backwards signifcantly. Overall, my investment has doubled in value, and even taking inflation into account, I've made a good gain. But it might halve in value tomorrow. That's the risk you take.

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  58. Re:25 of 29 biggest telecom companies will go bye- by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There would be no need for any of those 25 telecom companies to go broke if they were run properly -- there's plenty of customers and plenty of demand.

    Nah...

    Maybe for a few more years, but long-term outlook for telecom companies is dismal. VoIP was a buzz word for awhile but sort of disappeared as the dot com bubble burst. But that's temporary. VoIP will eventually spell the end of traditional "long distance companies." At best these companies will stop providing "LD service" and just provide Internet backbone service--because that service is capable of doing what it does now AND handling our voice calls.

    I don't pretend to know exactly how it will shake out... But in 10-15 years, max, we will each have access to a data "port." That port will be our Internet access, cable/content access, and our telephone service. It will be a flat monthly rate (possible exception for PPV), and international long distance will be free.

    In an economy and market where I can send a 100MB to virtually anywhere in the world for free, the time for paying some mumber of cents per minute to call that same place in the world is limited.

  59. *sigh* by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    *gesturing wildly towards sig*

    Here's a philosophical question for y'all: Who's worse, the CFO who skims a few billion off the top, or the day-traders that are (knowingly or unknowingly) looking for this kind of behavior so they can take their share as well? Are Enron investors outraged at the amoral actions of chief executives, or outraged that their amoral actions lost them money instead of gained?

    On the bright side, UUNET going down will take all the associated spammers with them. :)

  60. UUNET, freedom, and spam. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    Actually, in one key way, UUNET is already gone. UUNET has always been one of the main channels for spam broadcasting (maybe because they were first, maybe because they were biggest, maybe because their sales staff accepted anyone (including previously-terminated customers), maybe because their abuse department was slow, I'm not sure).

    UUNET was around back when the net was forming and the battle was to get people access, not to cut off the abusers. Like Gary Gilmore (sun co-founder, cygnus founder, gnuthian) who runs an open mail relay out of ideology, UUNET would try to give anybody access.

    (I believe that at one point you could get an instant UUNET email-via-uucp feed by calling a 900 number and paying by the minute for connect time. I think that's still there for anonymous FTP from their archives.)

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    1. Re:UUNET, freedom, and spam. by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      Isn't Gary Gilmore a serial killer? (or rather was, he was executer - hence the Sham 69 song "Gary Gilmore's eyes").

      That wasn't a Sham 69 song. It was by The Adverts.

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    2. Re:UUNET, freedom, and spam. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      Like Gary Gilmore (sun co-founder, cygnus founder, gnuthian)

      ARGH! JOHN Gilmore.

      (That's what I get for posting while half-asleep. Sorry, John.)

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  61. Re:history in the making by ErikZ · · Score: 2


    Yeah, the horror. Stop treating your people like the stuff you scrape off the bottom of your shoe.

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  62. Yes, they looked profitable in their reports by Animats · · Score: 2
    I run Downside, which crunches on the financial statements companies file with the SEC. We wouldn't have picked Worldcom as doomed, because the numbers they reported to the SEC made them look profitable. And they claimed lots of cash. Fundamental analysis doesn't work when companies lie.

    The market, though, bailed out of Worldcom long ago. Look at their chart. Their stock peaked at $60 back in 1999. They dropped below $2 in May 2002. They're down to $0.79 right now. Most of the drop was long before this latest revelation.

  63. Re:25 of 29 biggest telecom companies will go bye- by indiigo · · Score: 2

    WHat?

    What demand?

    The dotcom bust is exactly because there is no demand for telecom services that 25 providers can last on. They are ALL bleeding money, and hard. They over-invested in an infrastructure that no longer is around. thousands of EXPENSIVE MILES of fiber lay dormant! Primary ISP's are feeling the heat when they should be rolling in it. SO, no, the money is not rolling in.

    ANd excite/@home died because it cost too much per subscriber install to recap the costs.

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  64. History by loraksus · · Score: 2

    I saw this article on the net a while back, quite appropriate. Basically a list of the biggest screwups and questionable business practices in the last year or so. Wonderful for getting figures of exec bonuses [?] who drown the companies they work for.
    Alas, the /. lameness filter is bitching and moanin about the text file, so here is a link.

    http://www.business2.com/articles/mag/0,1640,386 04 , 0.html
    It also has a nice commentary on Balmer's monkey dance, with pictures.

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  65. This professional short seller is outraged by mec · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Are Enron investors outraged at the amoral actions of chief executives, or outraged that their amoral actions lost them money instead of

    The former.

    I make my daily bread by predicting which companies will fail to live up to their hype and then short-selling their stock. I also invest on the long side, but this year, it's a lot easier to find stocks going down than stocks going up.

    So I make money by finding the next Enron (I think it's going to be Computer Associates). And I'm outraged by Enron and Worldcom. For the record, I've never had a position in Enron or Worldcom, and I am short CA.

    Short sellers are part of the ecosystem of the market that help broom out the hype and corruption. But there is so much corruption now, it's disgusting. I should have to work hard to find a Worldcom, not see clusters of them splashed across a non-financial news site.

    When will it end? It ends with capitulation. It ends when a whole fucking Beowulf of these companies collapse at once, in a big crescendo of panic, when everybody and their brother finally pukes up the evil stock, and the questionable stock, and the blue-chips, every damn thing on the market, indiscriminately.

    And that's when I can cover all my shorts and pay some reasonable prices for some quality companies that actually make and sell stuff that customers actually buy.

    1. Re:This professional short seller is outraged by jafac · · Score: 2

      (I agree with you re: CA).

      what sucks is that there ARE good companies out there with strong financials, and they're now getting the shaft because of these bastards. So even if I'm invested in a GOOD company, I get screwed.

      I'd like to thank the members of the academy, and the Ronald Reagan administration and their policies of deregulation free-for-all coming home to roost after 20 years.

      Freedom is a nice thing, but only when the free excercise a bit of responsibility and play fair.

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  66. they are not that stupid by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    they are just dishonest.

  67. That's What I'm On About by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    This is probably why the stock market is taking such a heavy nose dive. Until investors can be sure that they can actually trust a company to state its earnings correctly (see my other posts about how companies are only in it for the money; no altruism involved) the market will continue to tank.

    We need to start holding upper management legally responsible for this crap. Guarantee long jail sentences in an ass-slamming federal prison (Not club fed) and this shit will stop.

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  68. Google Sets by jesser · · Score: 5, Funny

    Enron, Worldcom, Microsoft?

    (Discovered by Ksosez on #mozillazine.)

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  69. VOIP = Cisco Stock Inflation by s.fontinalis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    VOIP is the biggest joke in the telcom world right now. Without spending a buttload of bucks on QOS you can't get half the quality that people demand for Voice. When you spend the money to get QOS, any cost advantage you had is neutralized. The only reason anyone cares about it is it's the only way CSCO can attempt to sell stuff to the RBOC's. Except it's not working. As Public Enemy said "Don't Believe the Hype"

    1. Re:VOIP = Cisco Stock Inflation by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      VOIP is the biggest joke in the telcom world right now.

      I agree with you... Right now. But, again, give it 10-15 years and no-one is going to be laughing, especially at MCI and AT&T.

  70. It's going to get worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An[d] even though anybody else has little to do with WCOM, the whole market is going to plunge.

    For good reason.

    1) Worldcom is MCI and UUNET. MCI is the first of the competitive long distance companies and the second largest telecom. UUNET is the first commercial ISP and one of the largest. Both may just go away now.

    2) Bankruptcy of something as large as Worldcom can affect a lot of other operations. While the people who buy the pieces will probably keep them running, the people they bought equipment and owe money to can probably kiss it goodbye (along with future orders they were counting on and building equipment to fill). So can everybody who bought their stock or bonds: Banks, retirement funds, money market funds, bond funds, corporations who parked some of their cash reserves in those funds, ... You'd be surprised who will be hurt, because you don't know who has exposure. The investors don't know who either, so they'll avoid everybody until they find out.

    3) Also if they go belly-up, their stuff gets sold at bankruptcy-auction prices, like ten cents on the dollar or less. Equipment winds up on E-bay and equipment manufacturers find themselves competing against their own stuff. Bottom drops out of market and equipment manufacturers suffer still more. If the buyers keep MCI and/or UUNET running, they now have working networks for which they paid nearly nothing. So they can drop their prices almost to the cost of operation and undercut competitors who had to pay for (and are still paying for) their equipment. The other tecoms and/or ISPs tighten belts further and/or start operating at a loss and also go belly-up. Down go more suppliers, more investors, more associated industries. Maybe some of THOSE go belly-up, and the fire spreads further.

    4) It's another accounting scandal. (Anderson again. Oops.) This will make investors leery of other companies, raising the perceived risk of further financial scandal. ("Once is chance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.") The value of stocks and corporate bonds is ONLY what people are willing to pay for them at any given instant, and people base their valuation on perceived risk vs. benefit. If the risk just got bigger than the benefit, they won't trust stocks and bonds and won't buy them. The whole market tanks.

    A broad drop the market from this makes perfect sense to me.

  71. Follow the money... by rsborg · · Score: 2

    We know who loses in this game, obviously anyone with any vested interest in WorldCom.

    $64,000 question is, who *wins*?

    Although not as prevalent, I'm sure this sort of "book-cooking" goes on *all the time* at random big company (corporate interviewer to accountant: what does 1+1=? Accountant: Whatever you want it to be).

    Who bailed on the stock so fast that it lost 78% of it's valuation? Who had placed the shorts well ahead of "knowledge" of this event?

    Well, there was investigation when 9-11 happened and some people had big money shorting AMR and UAL. I wonder who's making money off this?

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  72. Re:Oops! by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    Good point, that's pretty accurate in my opinion. Of course, Lex Luthor in Superman IV had the best plan of all. Steal tenths of a penny from all the banks. They'll never really see them disappearing but you'll see them adding up. Refresh my memory if you know the details.

    By the way Luthor would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that damn Superman.

  73. Even I didn't think there were this many crooks. by Animats · · Score: 2
    Over two years ago, I wrote on my Downside site that I expected a collapse of the Internet bubble and a depression. I was completely right about the Internet bubble, but that was blindingly obvious to anyone who could compute how overvalued those turkeys were. I expected some spillover of the Internet debacle into the wider economy, and saw that the whole market was way overvalued.

    But I didn't expect so much fraud. The numbers from the Internet companies were terrible, but honest; you could predict failure from the financial statements. I didn't anticipate phony numbers from hundreds of major, established companies.

    We need to put a few dozen CEOs and CFOs in jail to restore confidence in the economy. Top management needs to be so afraid of going to jail that they don't dare cook the books.

  74. Re:Oops! by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    That's because dope dealers don't give billions to the political parties each year and big business does...

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  75. Re:Shareholder primacy is the root of all evil by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    Thank you: I've been reading this site literally for hours. It's amazing. That is no exaggeration- she does in fact have a handle on exactly what is wrong, no more and no less.

    +1,000,000 informative :D

    A particularly impressive page: The Corporation As Feudal Estate. The scholarship and knowledge of historical detail here is awesome. Again, thanks!

  76. Microsoft have dodgy accounting practices too... by sarabob · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/4/24068.html

    However, having untold billions in the bank should help a little :-)

  77. Re:history in the making by ScumBiker · · Score: 2

    First off, Worldcom is simply screwing itself. Unfortunately, millions of people are going to feel the pain.

    Now, on to the fun part...

    You said "dont we already have an organisation for global jurisdiction over anything and everything: the US government".

    WHY THE HELL NOT? The rest of the world is mostly a putrid cesspool, from what I've seen on TV, the net, and magazines. Europe and Japan are mostly cool, but the rest of the planet, at least from the point of view of being a human being, sucks. Nobody else is stepping up to the plate, so it looks like it's up to us, the U.S. people. do you really enjoy seeing people starve to death, get tortured endlessly, like in abject squalor, all because some petty dictator or mullah decides he wants to mess with their lives? I say, if we can do something about it by attempting to bring democracy to them and it makes us look like a world government, great. Let's get on with it. I'm actually VERY glad to be a part of a nation that has the power to form other nations by verbal command.

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  78. Re:So what have we got here. by mpe · · Score: 2

    Those 1 percent are basically the best of the best and as such they deserve what they have.
    Remember Bill Gates did not inherit these billions ..


    Mr Gates has never been a poor man, he comes from a rich family. Also he got his foot in the door with IBM through direct family connections.

  79. Re:Prison Rape by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 2

    It's similar to a couple of movies that were made some time back, Escape from New York and Escape from L.A.. In both, "prison" was an isolated society without rules. Persons convicted of certain crimes were dropped in the middle and left to make it on their own. If you don't want to live with the lawful, live with the lawless.

    So yes, in a way, we do sort of condone it, but it's not like prison guards are supposed to let it happen if they see it. It's one of those things that we hope will make people think twice about breaking the law, since prison itself isn't such a great deterrent. Realistically, we can't eliminate it, so we capitalize on it. 6 months in prison isn't so bad; 6 months in prison with the possibility of being sodomized, however, is something to think about, especially if you are some soft corporate executive.

  80. what he did by vanguard · · Score: 2

    In case you haven't read enough to figure it out yet I'll tell you.

    What he did was "inflate earnings" by nearly $4b. This is normally using a couple of methods.

    1. They can ignore expenses or report them in a way that doesn't count against profits.
    2. They can inflate revenue by using tomorrow's sales in today's profits.

    I haven't seen exactly what they did yet, maybe it's a combination of both. Either way, nobody took the money in cash, they just lied about the company's profits.

    Vanguard

    PS I used to feel "a little" sorry for Anderson, the accounting firm. Now it seems like looking the other way was part of their corporate culture. I'm glad they're going out of business now.

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  81. Re:An even though.. by RedX · · Score: 2

    I think you're missing the point. Nobody is saying that Cisco deserves to be paid again for a router that WCOM has already paid for. What is being said is that if WCOM's assets are sent to auction, a company that is looking for a Cisco router now has one more used router to bid on rather than purchase a new router from Cisco. That's money that isn't going to Cisco and won't be increasing their revenues.

  82. Show me the money... by tkrotchko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "This is untrue"

    Really? Can you show me the document that says you'll get anything back from the money you and your employer "invested" on your behalf in FICA?

    You can't.

    Congress might fold it (unlikely), change the eligibility requirements (likely), change the benefits (certain). Anything could change, and specifically, you aren't guaranteed anything other than you have to pay

    So FICA has an IOU from the treasury, but your name isn't involved anywhere. So YOU aren't owed anything.

    But you OWE 15.4% on all your wages to this mythical retirement plan. Fortunately, your employer is NICE enough to pick up 1/2 the tab.

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  83. Re:25 of 29 biggest telecom companies will go bye- by cybercuzco · · Score: 2

    Further example: Apple Computer, which during the early 90's hemmoraged money like a sieve, even though they had revenues of 8 billion a year, they were losing up to $400 million a quarter. Enter steve jobs, who has made the company profitable for 9 of the last 10 quarters even though its yearly revenue has shrunk, all the while putting out new and innovative products (ipod, flat panel imac, cube). How much is Jobs salary? $1 a year. After 3 years of working for a dollar a year the board of directors had to finally give him some compensation in the form of stock options. Unfortunately those options are worthless ecause they excercise at $45 a share and apple is at ~$17 a share. Jobs works because he loves apple, not because of any other reason, and its too bad we dont have more CEO's like him.

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  85. Telecom meltdown by revscat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not that you need much convincing, but this article over at the NYTimes is rather interesting, considering recent events. It talks about the extremely rough times that telecom companies are going through, and leaves open the possibility of a complete meltdown of that market. Scary, because as you said this affects everyone in the tech industry.

  86. What happens if the internet collapses? by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 2

    If Worldcom/MCI/UUNet dies, what happens to the internet?

    The only advantage I see is that maybe the flow of spam will slow when routers start getting their plugs pulled. hehe.

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  87. Re:Prison Rape by revscat · · Score: 2

    So yes, in a way, we do sort of condone it, but it's not like prison guards are supposed to let it happen if they see it. It's one of those things that we hope will make people think twice about breaking the law, since prison itself isn't such a great deterrent.

    Gee, I think you would have a hard time showing "forced butt rape" to be written in any penal statute anywhere in the nation. People get sentenced to prison, not forced rape. If you want to change the law, then change the law. Until then rape is against the law and should be as vigorously prosecuted as any other.

    Can't wait till they haul one of your sons off to jail for something relatively minor, and the next thing you know he's somebody's bitch.

  88. Re:A solution by snarfer · · Score: 2

    I think we should return to the original constitution and have a confederacy of states

    You wouldn'thappen to live in the southern United States, by any chance, would you? I got news for you, the South LOST the civil war.

  89. Re:An even though.. by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2

    Corporations may look on EBay for this stuff, but more likely they will find it through resellers that buy it through auction/liquidation; the 'remarketed' equipment market is a large one, and it's where my company buys much of its IT hardware. Benefits vs. EBay are service and support; the remarketed stuff can be certified for original vendor support, whereas with an 'all-sales-final' vendor, you take your chances.

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  91. TERROR ALERT! by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
    What is the betting that in the next couple of days we see another terror alert just as the press start to ask questions about the administrations involvement in Enron and what happened to the promised reforms of accounting practices?

    Of course anyone accusing the administration of such a cynical ploy would be evil and unpatriotic.

    And while the press argues over the terror alert the World Com crooks will be collecting their $1.6 million a year pensions.

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  92. From CNN.com by unicorn · · Score: 2

    "WorldCom said restating these improper transfers would cut earnings by $6.4 billion for 2001 and $1.4 billion for the first quarter of 2002."

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    1. Re:From CNN.com by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 2

      From the AP:
      "WorldCom, which owns the nation's No. 2 long-distance carrier MCI, said Tuesday that more than $3 billion of expenses in 2001 and $797 million in the first quarter of 2002 were wrongly listed on company books as capital expenses, thus not reflected in its earnings results."

      From the President, I'm sure if he could figure it out, anyone can:
      "I am deeply concerned about some of the accounting practices that take place in America," Bush said. "There are revelations that WorldCom has misaccounted $3.4 billion. It's outrageous," Bush said. "We will fully investigate and hold people accountable for misleading not only shareholders but also employees as well."

  93. Three Li'l Ideas by smagruder · · Score: 2

    Three ideas:

    1. Arthur Andersen must be destroyed. They've committed tremendous egregious wrongdoing against the public interest, and their charter should be revoked.
    2. New tax system to replace all others: Corporate Revenue Flat Tax (yes, revenue, not profits) applied to all revenues over $1 million. Everyone else pays these taxes indirectly via purchases. Actually, this means simpler accounting for most businesses, less cheating (harder to hide revenue), no more corporate welfare, a more decentralized economy (as smaller businesses will have lower price pressures than they do now), and rids most of the rest of us from having to deal with tax forms and the April 15 mess!
    3. Send some of these creeps responsible for wrongdoing at Andersen, Enron, Worldcom, etc. TO PRISON, for 's sake!!!
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  94. Re:CEO Stock Options, Accounting.... (PBS Frontlin by 5KVGhost · · Score: 2

    Of course, the reason that companies began offering huge stock options was as a means of directly tying company performance to CEO salaries, which wasn't a bad idea at all. If a CEO ran a company into the ground then the stock would be devalued and their personal compensation would suffer.
    The assumption was that the CEO you hired to run your company would not place his own personal well-being over that of the company itself. That's not really unreasonable; all employers must place some trust their employees, and I'd guess that many of us here are in a position where we could abuse our own administrative authority for personal gain if we were dishonest bastards willing to do so.
    Unfortunately it's now become clear that some CEOs and many of their cronies are, indeed, dishonest bastards. Nothing more than scam artists and thieves, with major accounting firms complicit in the crimes.

  95. Re:Not quite... by symbolic · · Score: 3, Insightful


    the capital system is, by definition, and efficient market. all company news is built into the current stock price,

    No, no, no...in Worldcom's case, the 'company info' that was built into the stock price was completely false. This led to a stock price that was way out of line with its true value- not because investors made an educated choice based on accurate information, but because they were misled.

  96. Re:25 of 29 biggest telecom companies will go bye- by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 2

    Actually the exercise price on the latest options (7.5 million of them) is $18.30, which is not so far away.

  97. the real terrorists by jafac · · Score: 2

    These guys are worse than the silly ragheads who hijacked a plane and killed 3000 people on September 11th. They've done more harm to our economy, I don't think that's up for debate. Good companies can now not get investment dollars because these bastards abused the system and lied and cheated.

    So, tell me - if fucking up our economy causes people to lose jobs, lose houses, eat less healthy, and those of us still with jobs to work harder to health-threatening levels because we're afraid to get fired, and the massive amounts of poverty this generates, which leads to higher crime rates, teen pregnancy, illiteracy, and government default on loans, why the hell are we spending billions of dollars on a huge "ministry of truth" style agency to listen in on our phone calls for mad suicide bombers, and yet we leave organizations like the SEC critically underfunded to the point where they've got like a dozen underpaid accountants devoted to the job of monitoring tens of thousands of publicly traded companies.

    Part of rebuilding after September 11th was improving security precautions on airline travel so that people could trust flying again.

    Why in hell is nothing being done to restore people's faith in corporate accounting and the stock market?

    For one, I hope we have armed federal martials at WorldCom RIGHT FUCKING NOW, making sure they're not shredding truckloads of documents. Because with Enron/Anderson, somebody dropped the fucking ball.

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  98. Re:history in the making by Hanno · · Score: 2

    Reality check: The US government does not want
    to join the effort of creating an international,
    independent criminal court.

    Why?

    Because they (the US government) don't want to
    be accountable to anyone else for their actions.
    They don't want US citizens and especially US
    soldiers to be checked against the international
    rules of e.g. Human Rights they claim to defend.

    This is their actual reason.

    See the recent reports about the "Hague Invasion
    Act" of US congress.

    I fear a superpower that doesn't want to be
    accountable.

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  99. flap-dampening for financial markets? by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2

    Perhaps it's time to implement flap-dampening in the financial markets?

    put an arbitrary lag time in between buy/sell orders. Scale this lag time according to stability of the market. Put upper and lower bounds on the lag factor. eg minimum of 1 week, max of 3 months.

    In very stable times, you'd have, say, a week between order and execution, if something caused the market to become volatile, lag factor would increase accordingly, up to say, 3 or 4 months. In times of imbalance (selling > than buying), the lag factor would increase and dampen it / slow it down, and in times of stability (selling ~= buying) the lag factor would be at a minimum and more responsive. Volume would not be affected - as long as the market stays reasonably stable.

    This would force people to make stock decisions based on /long-term/ factors, cause short-term wouldnt be available and mid-term (eg 6 months) would have little value, because the possibility would be there that in the mid-term when they want to sell/buy lag time might be one or two months and they'd be caught out.

    So the market be dampened from volatility. Investors would need to play it on a long-term basis, which would need neccessitate quite 'frank' accounting practices - which would be lobbied for and put in place.

    anyway..

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  100. Re:Oops! by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    Excellent, that's what I requested, a correction.

    Where was Luthor this time around? We all know Pryor failed, post-speedball-explosion.

  101. boo hoo for all of us by Bill+the+Cat · · Score: 2

    I'm getting a bit tired of all the whining.
    I don't recall hearing much bitching and holier-than thou economic speech making when everything seemed to be going well.

    The biggest advantage of free markets and societies is that they are able to clean up their mistakes. In any system, mistakes are going to be made with allocating capital (financial and personal). The capitalist system is the only one that allows the mistakes to be recognized and cleaned up.

    It's sad what's happening to people that depended on Enron, WorldCom and all of the rest. I refuse to believe, however, that this the ultimate condemnation against the United States and society. There's a reason why the Soviet Union collapsed, why China is still a 2nd rate economic power, and why growth in most of Europe has stagnated during the past few years: market economies with a minimum of regulation are better for everyone in the long run.

    How to protect yourself from getting splattered in the short run:
    1. diversify your investments, both financially and personally
    2. educate yourself about how the economy works, what's happened in the past. There's no excuse for ignorance these days
    3. learn to think critically about economic and investing matters. Anyone with any kind of sense could see that the US stock market bubble was bound to burst, and that the results would be nasty
    4. make "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" your goal, not "greed, fear, and anxiety"

  102. Re:Even I didn't think there were this many crooks by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    We need to put a few dozen CEOs and CFOs in jail to restore confidence in the economy. Top management needs to be so afraid of going to jail that they don't dare cook the books.

    Yeah, and not some minimum-security country club, either. Send them to Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison, write "child molester" or "rapist" on their foreheads with a Sharpie on their first day, and toss them right into general population.

    Our justice system needs to start making examples of the right people. CEOs who sink companies, ruin careers, and destroy hundreds or thousands of employees' financial well-being in the process are the right people. Some kid who sold a shroom to an undercover cop at a Phish concert is not the right person.

    ~Philly

  103. Re:LOOK at this!!! by matrix29 · · Score: 2

    FORBES suits now reading slashdot [yahoo.com] for up to the minute technical information.

    Behave yourselves trolls, you are
    "providing senior-level business readers with access to cutting-edge, high-tech content"

    ROFLMAO
    I thought you were bullshitting me until I clicked the link. MOD THAT PARENT POST UP! Should we all give a collective shudder when www.goatse.cx hits the NASDAQ? I know I will.

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  104. Re:Oops! by rodgerd · · Score: 2

    Uh, no. Quite the opposite, in fact.

    Prosecutors and law enforcement are extremely reluctant to go after anything but the simplest cases of fraud (cheque scams, credit card theft, and so forth) because they are so complex and require a huge amount of specialised expertise; on top of that, fraud has a significant MEGO factor, and the defendants tend to be pillar of the community types, rather than easily convicted dirtballs.

    For example, the reason the New York DA settled with Merrill Lynch in the case for their allegedly fraudulent promotion of dud stocks. Even though, to the public, it looks pretty open and shut (analysts leave document trail complaining that they're being forced to say good things about bad companies), the DAs office decided the difficulty of obtaining a conviction was such that it was better to let Merrill Lynch off with a trivial fine and no admission of guilt.

  105. Re:Even I didn't think there were this many crooks by Animats · · Score: 2
    Without honest financial statements, there is no investment. There is only speculation.

    And right now, the odds are better at the racetrack.