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Disney Making Fake Crop Circles?

GuNgA-DiN writes: "It seems that Disney has been busy trying to promote their upcoming movie 'Signs' (by M. Night Shyamalan). There is an interesting article from some guys who REALLY follow and study crop signs: Paul Anderson of the Canadian Crop Circle Research Network has reason to believe that they will be creating some man-made formations to promote the forthcoming movie. Anderson cites a competition or sweepstakes currently being promoted on the official 'Signs' website." Remember, patronize only genuine alien-swirled crop circles!

327 comments

  1. fake crop circles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    Oh, as opposed to the "real" ones ...

    I'm shocked, shocked!

    1. Re:Fake Crop Circles? by cobbaut · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are fake...meaning it's not the aliens making them but actual people.

      Here's a guide on how to make them :
      http://www.amtsgym-sdbg.dk/as/crop/ufofake.HTM

      cheers,
      pol :)

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    2. Re:Fake Crop Circles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So is your post ;-)
      (Score:3, Redundant)
    3. Re:Fake Crop Circles? by sporty · · Score: 2

      Not if they weren't circles ;)

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    4. Re:fake crop circles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way mang.. One of the crop circles researchers saw one being formed by an invisible entity right before his eyes.

    5. Re:Fake Crop Circles? by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      Oh sweet irony

  2. Fake Crop Circles? by GMontag451 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Isn't that kind of redundant?

  3. Sue Disney by Osty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remember, patronize only genuine alien-swirled crop circles!

    Better yet, don't patronize any crop circles at all, since it's destruction of property (how would you like it if a bunch of jokers spray painted your house or car, or broke into your computer and muddled around with the files? It's all the same -- destruction of property). If Disney's really doing this, then I expect to see a rash of lawsuits against them as well.

    Of course, if you believe that crop circles really are made by aliens, well ... I guess it's time to break out the ol' tin foil hat.

    1. Re:Sue Disney by WasterDave · · Score: 2

      If Disney's really doing this, then I expect to see a rash of lawsuits against them as well

      I was wondering this, but expect we'll see a rash of suddenly rich farmers if push comes to shove.

      Dave

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    2. Re:Sue Disney by xchino · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Disney pays off the farmers before they start trashing crops, with an extra bonus to shut the hell up about it.

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    3. Re:Sue Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Most farmers here in the UK will charge you to get into the crop-circle, thereby making lots of cash in the process. In a lot of cases they'll make more money than the crop was worth anyway.

    4. Re:Sue Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Disney's bought farmers for similar "artistic" uses of crops before -- notably a giant Mickey Mouse head planted, if I remember correctly, in grain, visible from a hot air balloon.

    5. Re:Sue Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've hit the nail right on the head. That's actually the point of making crop circles in the first place. The Canadian Crop Circle Research Network are some deluded retards.

    6. Re:Sue Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the rashes kids would develop after sitting on "Uncle Walt's" lap?

    7. Re:Sue Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this Walt's daughter?

    8. Re:Sue Disney by skotte · · Score: 2

      in truth, i would almost guarantee disney is paying the proper persons prior to the art appearing.

      Crop art (different fFrom crop circles) is actually quite a fField of its own - pardon the pun - and in certain parts of the world (such as kansas) organizations pay to have a variety of works done. they were kinda popular in the 80s and early 90s, and while i cant recall any of the big names, some artists acquired quite a reputation fFor producing very nice works. so it's not the least bit unthinkable fFor disney to tap into that vein and commission a fFew pieces of a specific nature.

    9. Re:Sue Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      say! thats funny! no, really .. good one :)

    10. Re:Sue Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Disney's really doing this, then I expect to see a rash of lawsuits against them as well.

      Perhaps Disney will pay the land owners? Perhaps the land owners will let them? Perhaps Disney will not illegally destroy property? Perhaps? Perhaps?

      Sheesh. Moron.

    11. Re:Sue Disney by magarity · · Score: 1

      we'll see a rash of suddenly rich farmers

      I don't know about where you live, but here (USA) farmers are very heavily subsidized and most are quite well-off.

    12. Re:Sue Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're only now breaking out the ol' tin foil hat, it's probable that you've already been compromised.

    13. Re:Sue Disney by Zordak · · Score: 2

      Which is exactly why none of them will bother to complain about the fake crop circles. They already get paid to destroy surplus crops, so Disney is actually just saving them the trouble. Puts a new spin on the supposed problem of world food shortages...

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  4. Sad. by Artifex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The original "crop circles" were later admitted to be a hoax. However, when I tried to run a search for that information to show it here, I couldn't find it among the deluge of sites like this one which claims that "most serious researchers" believe that they are from "supernatural intelligence" and give quasi-religious defense for that... Where is the Amazing Randi when I need him?

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    1. Re:Sad. by furballphat · · Score: 1

      Actually if look at the FAQ on the site it says that around 300 crop circles had been recorded before they were admitted to be hoaxes. No doubt the early circles were also hoaxes.

    2. Re:Sad. by The_Shadows · · Score: 5, Informative

      Where is the Amazing Randi when I need him?

      He's right here.

      For those of you who don't know, James Randi is dedicated to exposing supernatural hoaxes of all kinds. He has an excellent method of exposing psychics. Anyone who claims to have powers can take simple psychic tests. If they pass they even get, IIRC, $1 million. He's never paid a dime.

      He also does work with every other kind of proported supernatural occurence. His site can be a fun read (if only to see what some idiots try and get a way with :).

    3. Re:Sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.totse.com/en/fringe/crop_circles_and_ca ttle_mutilations/cropcirc.html

      "Newspapers in London yesterday published the claims of two local men -- both painters -- who said they have been skulking around the countryside under cover of darkness, trampling out patterns with wooden boards as a big joke for the past 13 years."

    4. Re:Sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      James Randi is dedicated to exposing supernatural hoaxes of all kinds. He has an excellent method of exposing psychics.

      Well, it's not really Randi's method, it's the scientific method.
      That's the beauty: Not only does he expose hoaxes and pseudoscience: he educates people on the tools needed to recognize and expose it.
      (like double-blind testing, setting up careful and controlled experiments, statistical analysis, etc..)

    5. Re:Sad. by WildBeast · · Score: 2

      The first crop circle officially reported I believe it was in 1970.

    6. Re:Sad. by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      Dilbert: Have your tests every failed to debunk someone?
      Skeptic: Not once.
      Dilbert: Then maybe they don't work for what you're testing. It's like using a metal detector to find unicorns in your sock drawer.
      Skeptic: (to himself) The real skeptics check every drawer.

    7. Re:Sad. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Well, it's not really Randi's method, it's the scientific method. That's the beauty: Not only does he expose hoaxes and pseudoscience: he educates people on the tools needed to recognize and expose it. *)

      I think the Scooby Doo gang has patented that process already. Randi's now gonna hafta pay royalties to a dog with a speech impediment.

    8. Re:Sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old (70's) Scooby Doo shows were the ultimate pro-skeptic show - the explanation for the "supernatural" event was always prosaic, usually some local trying to cover up something illegal. In the newer (90's) Scooby Doo, probably as a result of the X-Files and similar shows, the phenomenon is almost always "real".

      It's a shame, really - I think I began to learn about skepticism early in life because of that show. That, and talking with my Dad about "Chariots of the Gods" when it was a big deal.

    9. Re:Sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall one example of Randi's "scientific method" from a TV show a few years back. He was testing some poor fool's dousing ability by hiding water in sealed barrels. Can't recall how many barrels there were right now, but it was something like twelve with water in only four of them. The test went like this: douser picks out four of the barrels, Randi starts opening the barrels, and the test ends immediately when he's wrong. This is followed by chest puffing and crowing on the part of Randi.

      Needless to say the poor sap was wrong on barrel number one, so the test ended there and Randi glowed about demonstrating that dousing doesn't work.

      Well holy crap, excuse me but that WAS NOT the scientific method. That was embarassing grandstanding. One wrong and you're out? Shit, ever heard of statistics?

      Anyway, Randi et al can continue smugly saying whatever dogmatic crap they want, but the fact remains that the majority of rural wells are still found by dowswers because they get the results.

    10. Re:Sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is followed by chest puffing and crowing on the part of Randi.

      Randi is nothing but a fluffed up circus performer pretending to play the part of a scientific skeptic.

      His "scientific logic" always seems to be one of two things:

      1. If I can duplicate the stunt as a magic trick, it is fake.

      2. If I can find any mistake, it is fake.

      If we used that quality of logic for science, we would still be rubbing our hands together trying to keep warm.

      Randi should return to the circus.

    11. Re:Sad. by mselmeci · · Score: 1

      Skeptic: I used the scientific method to debunk 100% of the people claiming to be psychic. Dogbert: Are you saying that every test turns out the way you want it to? Skeptic: What's your point? Dogbert: You've just proven you're psychic!

    12. Re:Sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, the original 1500's "devil circles"??!

      How much later did they admit it? 1990's? How odd. They must be very old now!

      Do some reseach into the history of crop circles before you claim to know about 'the originals' (not on the web, buy a book on the subject).

  5. Okay, wait.... by xfs · · Score: 0, Troll

    This guy is really big into the crop circle alien conspiracy thing, now he's thinking that there is a disney conspiracy too? Maybe he's too paranoid? Smoking a bit too much of the reefer?

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    1. Re:Okay, wait.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where can i get some?

  6. How are crop circles done? Here's some links. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    short intro, and the homepage of Dansk Korncirkel Central.

  7. Easy to Spot by philipsblows · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any Disney crop circles will have a little (C) mark somewhere nearby.

    And maybe some mouse ears.

    1. Re:Easy to Spot by H3XA · · Score: 1

      or rather the circles are in the shape of a mouse head with those big ears

      /\_/\
      \ /
      \_/

      - HeXa

    2. Re:Easy to Spot by H3XA · · Score: 1

      damn... try again
      . _ _
      . / \_/ \
      . \ /
      . \___/

      - HeXa

    3. Re:Easy to Spot by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great. Not only will we have the usual series of people hunting for hidden meaning in "crop circle" patterns... but we'll have another group hunting for hidden Mickeys.

    4. Re:Easy to Spot by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      The one that said "Intel Inside" was a little suspicious also.

  8. This could mean that...... by H3XA · · Score: 1

    ..... Walt Disney was really an alien? That explains the Disney characters..... it was all an attempt to convince us that weird looking creatures with big black ears were our friends - damn those mouseketeers

    I wonder what type of weird experiments happen behind closed doors at Disneyland in those areas marks "Employees Only".....

    - HeXa

    1. Re:This could mean that...... by Boulder+Geek · · Score: 2

      Well, that sure goes a long way towards explaining Dennis Day ;-).

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  9. montiroing the /. effect :-) by selderrr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    13 comments. their counter says 20941

  10. Are they really made by aliens? by guttentag · · Score: 5, Funny
    Why is the Canadian Crop Circle Research Network concerned about crop circles in America? If Disney makes crop circles in its own country, there's nothing alien about it. However, if the Canadians are searching for these American crop circles, the Canadians would be the aliens in our midst.

    On the other hand, if Disney goes to Canada to make crop circles, we can reasonably claim the crop circles were made by aliens. But if Disney hires Canadians to make the crop circles in Canada, are the circles still considered to be the work of aliens? This is actually a very important topic of discussion, because crop circles have historically been produced by illegal aliens who are not only underpaid and overworked, they're not paying income tax. I don't know about Canada, but the IRS has a whole division devoted to hunting these tax evaders.

    The only thing certain is that these circles will probably appear in threes -- two smaller circles sitting atop a larger circle -- and a pop musician will be performing in the center of each one.

    1. Re:Are they really made by aliens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, if the Canadians are searching for these American crop circles, the Canadians would be the aliens in our midst.
      Aren't Canadians in America? I thought that North America was composed of "United States of America" (AKA USA), "Estados Unidos de Mexico" (AKA Mexico), and Canada...; and also that America (as a continent) was composed of North America, Central America, and South America

      But maybe, here in Europe, we see things different...

    2. Re:Are they really made by aliens? by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean 2 half circles and a 3/4 circle? Something like this?
      | _ _
      | / \
      | | C |
      | \_ _/
      |

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    3. Re:Are they really made by aliens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aliens" refer to strange lifeforms from another solar system. In English speaking parts our planet (excluding the U.S.) we use the term "Illegal Immigrant" to refer to Humans who illegally entered our country from another country.

    4. Re:Are they really made by aliens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, in europe you're all a bit daft.

    5. Re:Are they really made by aliens? by splorp! · · Score: 1

      "a pop musician will be performing in the center of each circle"? Don't you mean Bryan Adams, Sting and Elton John?

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  11. Makes you wonder.... by Kirby-meister · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...if the aliens just got tired of doing these designs and decided to have us humans do them ourselves in a mask of PR and prizes. :)

    1. Re:Makes you wonder.... by JPriest · · Score: 1

      Little do you know people stopped giving birth to humans somewhere in the early 90's.

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    2. Re:Makes you wonder.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, an no one but aliens would choose to make films with Mel Gibson in them! I smell a conspiracy folks.

  12. Disney and the real world by CreatorOfSmallTruths · · Score: 1

    I wonder what disney will do to promote "The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy".
    Destroy earth with big yellow space ships , perhaps ?

    1. Re:Disney and the real world by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1

      Apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all.

      -Z

    2. Re:Disney and the real world by CreatorOfSmallTruths · · Score: 1

      It is *mostly* harmless you know...

  13. Crop circle nonsense/fun shenanigans. by deglr6328 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The latest issue of Scientific has an enligtening short article on the fine mischief of crop circles. (no doubt released in a timely manner in an effort to counter some of the nonsense from the release of the movie Signs.)

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    1. Re:Crop circle nonsense/fun shenanigans. by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Informative

      whoops. rather the above should of course read "Scientific American".

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    2. Re:Crop circle nonsense/fun shenanigans. by rmohr02 · · Score: 3, Informative
    3. Re:Crop circle nonsense/fun shenanigans. by 0ptimus · · Score: 1

      Something I noticed when I read this article a few weeks ago in the actual paper magazine. This guy is one of the researchers of the circles, but unlike many, actually tries to recreate every crop circle submission they here about:

      - PS Ever created one yourself?

      - CA Oh yes. We've tried all sorts of things to replicate the features of the unexplained 20 percent. But we simply can't.

      I've heard a lot of cynicism here, but what is the explanation here? That he is an idiot that can't discern the advanced techniques of 20% of the pranksters, or is there more to it??

  14. False Alarm? by Saxerman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems fairly likely that Disney would want to create some hype for the film by commissioning man made crop signs. The only 'harm' to researchers would be if Disney never discloses doing so. Just as the Blair Witch cast was under contract to avoid all media attention until after the hype had died down I see little reason for Disney NOT to disclose not only which circles they commissioned, but how they did it as well. This final media thrust could even help researchers identify fake signs in the future.

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    1. Re:False Alarm? by the_mind_ · · Score: 1

      This final media thrust could even help researchers identify fake signs in the future.

      Yes... I hate when those rebellious alien teenagers make fake crop circles...

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    2. Re:False Alarm? by bsane · · Score: 1

      What researchers would those be? The ones who think that every bent blade of grass is done by an alien?

  15. yes, fake by zurmikopa · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know some people that were going to go to a field and make their own designs with crops. They were drawing them out on peices of paper and trying to come up with things that were vauge yet apeared to have meaning. They were going to use big-ol-flat boards to do it with. I have no idea if they ever got around to doing it.

    "Oh, I saw the sign.. and it opened up my mind; I saw the sign." *Whacks self several times*

  16. Get Real, /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, you certainly must KNOW that a geocities link will only take so much bw before it tanks, and is removed by geocities. Why the hell do you link to a geocities site then? Why not mirror the thing first? Or find a google cache of the site?

    I know it's impossible to predict which sites will fall with the /. effect, but really. You KNOW that Geocities is going to block access above a certain number of hits per day. So why not link to the google cache? It just takes a second for /. editors to research this.

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  18. Here's one that surely came from Disney by g4dget · · Score: 2

    Just look at the ears on this one.

    1. Re:Here's one that surely came from Disney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading the comments below the picture, one has to wonder if the smoke-like smell that so disgusted the old lady and pervaded the atmosphere that night was not, indeed, our friend the cannabis plant.

  19. step right up folks! read all about it! by rehabdoll · · Score: 1

    http://www.circlemakers.org/

    1. Re:step right up folks! read all about it! by connorbd · · Score: 2

      Great site... you can just hear the author snickering at the truebelievers. I especially like the part where he talks about playing to his "audience's" fantasies... /Brian

  20. hmm.. by waspleg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i see a whole lot of "people who believe in aliens are crazy" jokes.. pretty disheartening for a website supposedly so technically inclined

    perhaps you should check out some of the more recent ones on www.artbell.com .. in case you don't know he's a nationally syndicated talk show host whose show airs late at night (he was recently ranked #1 talk show host in America, above Rush Limbaugh) he also has been following recent developments in crop circles which ave been popping up all over the world (mostly in europe) in tandem wtih various cattle mutilations (argentina)

    if you see the pics they are quite elaborate and definitely not natural, and for having been done in a single night Disney would have had to put down some serious money.. espeically considering the biggest one is right next to StoneHenge (correct me if i'm wrong but Disney still releases movies in teh US first)

    i dunno what they look like to you but they look like hints at the solar flares from 2012 that the mayans predicted.. my $.02

    disclaimer: this is neither a troll nor am i a lunatic (NATOL)

    1. Re:hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      disclaimer: this is neither a troll nor am i a lunatic (NATOL)

      It's amazing how few lunatics realize that they are lunatics.

    2. Re:hmm.. by GMontag451 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      perhaps you should check out some of the more recent ones on www.artbell.com

      Art Bell is either an idiot or a charlatan, I'm not sure which though. He constantly airs completely unconfirmed anecdotal stories and tries to use that as evidence for all sorts of completely ridiculous things. I suggest you pick up an issue or two of Skeptical Inquirer. It is a very good magazine that has lots of good debunkings on such topics as dowsing, Kirlian photography, and even crop circles. I also suggest that next time you listen to Art Bell, you ask yourself how critical is he being of his "evidence", and whether or not there is a simpler, naturalistic explanation for the things that people claim to see.

      if you see the pics they are quite elaborate and definitely not natural, and for having been done in a single night Disney would have had to put down some serious money.. espeically considering the biggest one is right next to StoneHenge (correct me if i'm wrong but Disney still releases movies in teh US first)

      No one is saying that Disney is responsible for the crop cirlces that have already occured. If you had taken the time to read the story, you would see that they are concerned that Disney may in the near future sponsor some people making crop circles in order to promote their new movie.

      I dunno what they look like to you but they look like hints at the solar flares from 2012 that the mayans predicted.. my $.02

      First of all, the Mayans didn't predict any solar flares, they didn't even know what solar flares are. They predicted a huge (earthly) disaster because they believed that those occur during plantary convergences (like the one that will happen in 2012) and other unusual astronomic events.

      The only way that a solar flare could bend as much as a single wheat stalk woud be if a satellite malfunctioned because of a flare storm and crashed into a wheat field. The material part of a solar flare is limited to the sun's corona. The ejecta of a flare is just a bunch of charged particles, some of which are attracted to the Earth due to it's strong magnetic field. It is the immense charge that causes the damage, not the particles themselves.

      disclaimer: this is neither a troll nor am i a lunatic (NATOL)

      That may be true, but if so you are a sorely misguided person who doesn't know much about physics and doesn't know how to critically think.

    3. Re:hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I suggest you pick up an issue or two of Skeptical Inquirer.

      Montag, I suggest you Phillip Klass and James Randi all take some Prozac and get a life.

      What art bell airs on his show is none of your business. If you dont like it or dont think what he airs it true, dont listen to it.

      James Randi on the other hand, makes a living out of "debunking", so It really is his business.

      You SCICOP loosers are really the lowest form of pond scum. You rail and despise everyone who doesnt strictly adhere to your view of reality, and this is your greatest weakness; you actually believe that your view of the world is the only correct one, and, instead of being tolerant of other people, you actively go out to humiliate, destroy, mock and ridicule other people.

      You do have a strong sense of self preservation however. The arch skeptic James Randi wont put up his million dollar bounty and ask religious organizations to prove the veracity of thier beliefs.

      The fact is that you are all cowards, frightened of other people and ideas that are different from yours.

      Pathetic.

      Very appropriate nick: "Montag", the book burner from Farenhiet 451.

    4. Re:hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear Phil Hendrie is looking to dupe ignorant people such as yourself. Go play with your magnetic jewelry, troll.

    5. Re:hmm.. by Charm · · Score: 1
      simpler, naturalistic explanation

      Actually you should just look for the simplest explanation first.

      Crop Circles where made by?

      a) Aliens
      b) Humans
      c) Natural Phenomina

      If you are following Empirical science then you should not think about mystical possibilities either. Empirical science does not however rule out aliens because they could be a natural phenomem.

      Just remember kids in science if you think you are correct then you are not doing science.

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    6. Re:hmm.. by DrXym · · Score: 2
      I suppose if you're a crop circle novice it would be hard to start off making elaborate ones, but as can be seen from visiting here that practice makes perfect.

      Presumably your skilled crop circle maker accompanied by several friends would be able to make pretty much any design using a plan, gps equipment, wooden boards rope, posts etc.

      It's quite funny and sad that there are people who believe that alien visitors do them when logic, common sense and websites(!) demonstrate it is actually humans.

    7. Re:hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing how few lunatics realize that they are lunatics.
      I think that's part of the job requirement.

    8. Re:hmm.. by flabbergasted · · Score: 1

      disclaimer: this is neither a troll nor am i a lunatic (NATOL)

      Well, you're half right.

    9. Re:hmm.. by thales · · Score: 2
      Art Bell is an entertainer. He makes $$$$ by airing a show that some people find entertaining. Please try to rember that when listening to his show or any other shows like that. He's not intrested in an objective look at anything, he's intrested in the largest posible audiance so he can get the top $$$ for ads, and since you claim he's passed Lush Windbag, it seems he has hit on the right formula.

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    10. Re:hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      James Randi on the other hand, makes a living out of "debunking", so It really is his business.

      And Art Bell and those like him are making a living by lying to and deceiving people...

      Which is better - someone who exposes liars, or someone who IS a liar??

    11. Re:hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to be a highly respected physics professor working with ETs here: www.cassiopea.org

    12. Re:hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      art is a fucking asshole and liar who deceives gullable rednecks by lying through omission and ignoring obvious fallacies. art's show is more corruptive than Howard Stern's show ever will be.

    13. Re:hmm.. by Grab · · Score: 2

      Whether it's anyone else's business depends on if you happen to be talking to someone who's using it as the mainstay of their argument. In that case it's definitely someone else's business. I don't personally care if you ring the Amazing Cleo for a prediction, but if you reply to someone saying "well this is the case bcos the Amazing Cleo told me so" then please expect that someone to take an interest in the source of your evidence.

      As skeptics, we believe that our view of reality is the correct one until someone gives us evidence to the contrary. Crop circle enthusiasts have spectacularly failed to recognise human-created crop circles, even ones where ppl say "dude, it's just too symmetrical, it must be aliens" (erm, ever heard of this magic art called surveying?). If they can't recognise a well-done human-created crop circle, they can't be taken as a source of authority when they say "oh, it's definitely an alien this time". It may just be that the guys responsible have found some new technique. For example, sooner or later, someone's going to make up a crop circle template in wood and fly it in on a hot air balloon or a helicopter - try working that one out!

      Incidentally, James Randi's million dollars are up for grabs to anyone who can come up with evidence of paranormal activity, including religious organisations.

      Grab.

    14. Re:hmm.. by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      And Art Bell and those like him are making a living by lying to and deceiving people...

      It's called "entertainment". It's also called "irony" (or is it "sarcasm")?

      I realize you might have to listen for awhile to detect it because Art's use of it is very subtle.

      Or maybe you just have to have heard his phone discussion with the fellow whose cat plays rubberbands at night to understand that Art doesn't necessarily believe everything his guests say. He just gives them a platform to look silly on.

  21. This is interesting. Mirror! by Unleaded42 · · Score: 0

    Here's a mirror ->

    Click here
    The crop circle thing is actually quite interesing. I 've always thought it was generally FUD, but the evidence seems to point elsewhere.

    Just another example of the weirdness of 'nature'.

  22. Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by mrflip · · Score: 5, Informative

    The crop circles were made by a couple of fellows from Winchester named Doug Bower and Dave Chorley. They made the circles for years at night, and Bower even kept the secret from his wife for seven years. When they finally told the public, few people believed them, and the UFO crowd still insists that the hoax was not the crop circles but the claim of authorship. (ObNeologism: ("cereology" -- those who study crop circles.) Never mind that Bower and Chorley have the original designs and dates, signed the drawings with "DD," and other supporting evidence. Of course, there is also Doug Bower's statement that he was programmed by UFOs to make the circles. Sigh.

    Some links:
    An interview with Doug Bower
    An article by Carl Sagan on crop circles
    Circlemakers, an art group creating crop circles

    flip

    1. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by cra · · Score: 1

      I think the crop-circles are "the aliens" way to "light a bag of cr*p" on our porch, making us look like idiots running around trying to find out "who did it". A lot of them look nice, though.

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    2. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by frank249 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Were they ever charged? I hear it is a pretty serious offence to be convicted as a 'cereal killer'.

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    3. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by Maeryk · · Score: 4, Informative

      The crop circles were made by a couple of fellows from Winchester named Doug Bower and Dave Chorley. They made the circles for years at night, and Bower even kept the secret from his wife for seven years.

      THey were even infiltrated by a BBC reporter who filmed them making a few of them. However, this *STILL* doesnt explain the ones in Brazil, and other parts of the world that were turning up also. Im sure Bower and Chorley made a few or even a few dozen, but there have been hundreds upon hundreds of these things, all over the world, and they seem to co-appear, rather than being as random as CNBC would have you believe.

      Im not a nutcase, and I dont believe there are spaceships landing to play bocce in wheat fields, but two pranksters from England claiming they did them all is kind of ridiculous as well.

      Plus, there are other wierd phenomena involved in *some* circles that two guys with a 2x4 and large feet cannot make happen.

      Plus, I'd like to know how they get into some of these places that are guarded now.. (some of the farmers have put their fields under video surveillance, found no evidence of people wandering around and had a crop circle the next morning..).

      We may never know, but they are happening all over the place.

      Next those two will claim they built the bizarre desert mounds that are only visible from aircraft!

      Maeryk

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    4. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by BlueFashoo · · Score: 2

      However, this *STILL* doesnt explain the ones in Brazil, and other parts of the world that were turning up also.

      That's easy, copy cats. The tools neccesary to make crop circles are simple, and once it's reported on international news, any joker in any country with access to a field of wheat and an idea of how to do it can make them.


      Plus, I'd like to know how they get into some of these places that are guarded now.. (some of the farmers have put their fields under video surveillance, found no evidence of people wandering around and had a crop circle the next morning..).


      Compliance of the farmer? Have you seen these tapes? It would not be difficult to fake it. A little planning, maybe some cheap video editing equipment. Change dates and times on cameras.

      Next those two will claim they built the bizarre desert mounds that are only visible from aircraft!

      What are these? Hills?


      Im not a nutcase, and I dont believe there are spaceships landing to play bocce in wheat fields, but two pranksters from England claiming they did them all is kind of ridiculous as well.


      I don't believe they claimed they made all of them, just English ones, and probably not even all of those. See copycats above.

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    5. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by viper432 · · Score: 1

      Next those two will claim they built the bizarre desert mounds that are only visible from aircraft! Those really streight lines that people say no one could make unless they were in the air? Heard of string?

    6. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by Maeryk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Those really streight lines that people say no one could make unless they were in the air? Heard of string?

      No.. the straight ones are pretty mundane. Its the animals and birds and things that get wierd.. because they are only truly visible from the air.
      The are called "nasca" or "nazca" lines, and they are in Peru. (Which, if you believe the UFO-ians, is a real hotbed of interplanetary activity nightly. Most of the really good sightings tend to come from South America.)

      anyway.. linkage:

      Check it out! neat stuff.. and very likely *NOT* hoaxed.

      maeryk

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    7. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by mpe · · Score: 2

      No.. the straight ones are pretty mundane. Its the animals and birds and things that get wierd.. because they are only truly visible from the air.

      The crop circle evidence does imply that these were not as difficult to make as might previously been thought. Similarly with the likes of figures of horses cut into chalk downs.

    8. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      They're not called "nazca lines", they are drawings that are located in the Nazca plains, in Peru. I'll admit they're surprising, but not necesarily supernatural or alien in origin. For a good, rational point of view go here

    9. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by Turbyne · · Score: 1

      Since history has proven that there are many unoriginal ideas out there, is it possible that whoever made the Nazca lines taught themselves geometry?

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    10. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by msaavedra · · Score: 1
      Its the animals and birds and things that get wierd.. because they are only truly visible from the air.
      I've heard this bandied about before, but it seems to be only a myth. My former archaeology professor, Kathy Schreiber, says that it is fairly easy to make out the designs from the ground, mainly because the drawings are not as big as most people imagine. And I value her judgment a little more than some random website. She has studied the Nasca extensively, including the Nasca lines, and has access to them that is denied to most folks.
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    11. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

      It didn't even have to be posted in the news. You only need to look a picture of a crop circle and ask yourself "how could I do that?" I did that a long time ago and came up with the same technique as the two Englishmen. I strongly doubt those two men were even the first to make such things, but they were the first to get media attention for doing so.

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    12. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by monkeydo · · Score: 2

      Plus, I'd like to know how they get into some of these places that are guarded now.. (some of the farmers have put their fields under video surveillance, found no evidence of people wandering around and had a crop circle the next morning..).

      I haven't seen the tapes, have you? I assume if they are as well conceived as you believe that they disclose to true origin of the corp circles -- man-made or otherwise. So there are Extra-Terestrials on these tapes right? Or some glowing ball levitating over the field as the grain miraculously folds to its will?

      These guys have already demonstrated how they made the circles that the "experts" said could never be man-made. They never said they made all the circles in the world. Since we now they can be man-made it is certainly more likely that there is more than one group making them,using slightly different techniques to fool the "experts", and coordinating their efforts to come in "waves" than aliens are doing it.

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    13. Re:Crop circle originators -- Bower and Chorley by RFC959 · · Score: 2
      *sigh* Here we go again...

      1. There are mountains near the Nazca plains. (And it's "Nazca". Ain't no "nasca" about it.) You can see the designs from there.
      2. So you can't make out all of them from the ground. So what? It's not that hard to plot out a design on a small scale and then enlarge it. (For example, standing on a street corner in Manhattan, you can't tell that (almost) the whole island is a giant grid pattern, although it is. I have visions of future "ufologists" claiming that this proves the island was laid out for the benefit of flying-saucer-riding aliens...)
  23. Wanna be alien-swirled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...bend over.

  24. It explains so much by xchino · · Score: 1

    Here's another conspiracy theory for you. Disney is making crop circles because it's run by aliens! All crop circles are made by aliens, it's just that they are aliens in human forms. That way they can just claim is was a "hoax" while all the time beaming messages back up to the mother ship, where an army of Bill Gates clones waits for the oppurtunity to strike and install Windows on everything! Techonology will be set back to prehistoric times!

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  25. What about IP? by saphena · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will Disney be able to sue for IP infringement if "real" crop circles look similar to the Disney ones?

  26. Crop circle HOWTO by Captain+Zion · · Score: 5, Informative
    > fake crop circles?

    Well... as long as they're circles, and are made in crops, they're real crop circles...

    Anyway, here's an interesting HOWTO you can follow to create your own circles. Here's an excerpt: ;)

    The tools you will need are relatively unsophisticated; a 30 metre surveyors tape - this is preferable to string (...), a 1-2 metre board or plank with a rope attached to each end to form a loop - this is known as a stalk-stomper... dowsing rods - these should be made of copper, and purchased from an expensive new age shop.
    1. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      To just make a circle thats not 100 percent perfect yeah.

      But to make some of the fancy crop designs? I dont think so unless you are a like a mathematician and you have really precise measurements.

      The "real" crop circles arent circles anymore, they are complicated geometric shapes, perfect shapes at that, not something a group of amateurs could make, maybe something a group of bored scientists or mathematicians could make. I dont know why they'd be wasting their abilities running around making circles in crops though, maybe its part of some secret societies ritual, maybe some college fraturnity ? Who knows.

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    2. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by Tomun · · Score: 1

      You'd be suprised at what a group of amateurs can make. It just takes practice.

      I expect that anything you can draw on paper with a pencil, a straight edge and a pair of compasses, you can reproduce in a field with a piece of string and a stalk-stomper.

      I dont think you can make a "perfect" crop circle unless the crops are perfectly evenly distributed.

      You should read the howto anyway, it's rather amusing.

    3. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by bsane · · Score: 1

      All the 'crop circles' I've seen pictures of really are circles. There may be a lot of circles in strange patterns, but they're just circles. Anybody with a little experience surveying could lay out one of these without much problem. I had one surveying class in college and I think I could do it (or could have then). The designs could easily be made with a computer.

      IIRC there was a show on Discovery Chanel (it may not have been discovery channel- they usually perpetuate myths instead of debunking them) that had a time lapse recording of two people making a crop circle at night. The 'circle' was fairly complex not just a big circle...

    4. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by evilquaker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      All the 'crop circles' I've seen pictures of really are circles.

      You must have a strange definition of circle...

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    5. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by freaq · · Score: 1

      or you need to get out more.

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    6. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by bsane · · Score: 1

      I'll admit that those are pretty cool crop circles, but still a large part of all three were circles or arcs. All in all I'd say that the look cooler than crop circles of yore, but I'd also say that they would be just as easy (maybe easier) to layout.

    7. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by canadian_right · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They are not complicated, they are not "perfect". They are made by bored pranksters. Since when have randon collections of circles, lines, and rectangles qualified as "perfect".

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    8. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty nice homepage link there, trying to get a few referrals for yourself? More or less what I'd expect from the fuckwit ninja-troll.

    9. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      circlemakers.org is a handful of guys who go out and make crop circles for fun and profit. They have put on presentations on how to make crop circles and they have been videoed in the process.

      But when the spectacular Milk Hill formation, the largest and most complex crop circle ever, occurred on August 13/14, 2001, even they had to say:

      "Awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, mind-warping, incomprehensible and bloody huge."

      When the hoaxers are impressed, and no one else comes forward to claim responsibility, it kind of makes you think...

    10. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by ryepup · · Score: 1
      why did this get modded as troll? This is the truth. Two artists in England admitted to making them after drinking in a pub.
      "One summers evening in 1978 after several pints in the Percy Hobbs Doug Bower and Dave Chorley were taking the air on a bridle path on the Longwood Estate, near Cheesefoot Head. They were talking about UFOs. Bower (who used to live in Melbourne, Australia) recalled a case in Queensland, where a UFO had reportedly ascended from a swirled nest of marsh-grass. 'What do you think would happen if we put a nest over there?' Bower joked to Chorley, pointing to a nearby wheatfield. 'People would think a flying saucer had landed." Jim Schnabel


      circlemakers.org
    11. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by ikari-kun · · Score: 0

      or extremely high paid disney workers

    12. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by laura20 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm immensely amused, having wandered around some of the crop circle sites. I thought that the whole thing had been pretty well quashed by the demonstration that crop circles are easily made, but no! it's turned in to an _art form_. Gorgeous stuff, too, fractals and stars and circles within circles. People challenging themselves to make the most circles, to do it on the shortest night, to do it under the eyes of 'crop watchers'.

      I love the human race, truly I do.

    13. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by rfitzge · · Score: 1

      Uhh, I guess you didn't read that page very carefully.

      Quote:
      " ... don't tread into the standing crop or you will crease the plants and give the game away. Since all the circles are several feet apart from each other, with standing crop in-between, you will have to levitate over the field so as not to make a mark while laying down the perfect spirals in each one. And you won't forget to do this for all 204 circles now, will you!? Incidentally ... you have about 240 minutes of night cover, which means just over 60 seconds per circle. No, you can't waste time for a pee."

      This little essay is, in fact, an argument against the idea that it is possible to make that particular crop circle by hand.

    14. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by rfitzge · · Score: 1

      Oops, my mistake. The person who wrote this page wrote about a spectacular manmade formation and followed with an argument against the idea that the Milk Hill circle could be manmade. Sorry 'bout that.

    15. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by benhaha · · Score: 1
      When the hoaxers are impressed, and no one else comes forward to claim responsibility, it kind of makes you think...

      Yes, it kind of makes you think they have competition from other hoaxers; some who are still getting kicks from psyching out the simple minded.

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    16. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by ariels · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yes, it kind of makes you think they have competition from other hoaxers; some who are still getting kicks from psyching out the simple minded.
      Please. The only rational explanation is that the hoaxers aren't hoaxers, but rather liars. They're taking credit for formations made by aliens. An all-to-human trait.
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    17. Re:Crop circle HOWTO by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

      they are complicated geometric shapes, perfect shapes at that

      You mean like that big triangle that is shown on every TV show about crop circles? You know the one: it's off center and has the one bent side.

      If you make enough of these things, you do get better, but to say that they are perfect shapes is stretching. It's seeing what one wants to see, and not what's there.

  27. What's next? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long before IBM starts creating crop Tuxen?

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  28. hihi by soccerisgod · · Score: 0, Redundant

    anyone..anyone...questions?
    yeah..what is wrong with you, man? all you talk about is ghosts and aliens and seeing bigfoot in your garage!
    he was using the belt sander...

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  29. Man made by SignoffTheSourcerer · · Score: 1

    Crop-circles are a clearly man made form of art, if they were alien, you would not recognise the art in any form, because they must (if they exist) have a very different way of thinking about art than we do.

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    1. Re:Man made by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1


      That's exactly of what I think when messages are sent to outer space to contact any lifeform with mathematical facts and records ...

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  30. WIndows alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem here is that we place all the possible cases
    under the name "exploit".

    However, a "buffer overflow" is very different from a "backdoor".

    A backdoor would be: code that stores your keystrokes when you
    type a password and sends them over to haxors.nsm.com

    Obviously a backdoor needs quite a lot of source code to
    be implemented and therefore could not go unnoticed in an
    open source product.

    Any open source product could contain buffer overflows but not
    backdoors.

    The case of somebody finding a buffer overflow in the linux kernel
    that has not been seen by the other 200 people who study the code
    is very rare.

    And even if one finds such an exploit. He can:
    1. post his finding in the kernel mailing list and get credit
    2. use this to haxor into linux systems (not always possible),
    until the exploit is discovered by someone else and fixed
    (that's very little time).

    On the other hand, we have no idea what the executable of windows
    does. Some say that 20% of the code is backdoor related and another
    10% contributed by NSA.

    Can we trust windows?

    90% of the secretaries use windows.
    Is the world safe?

  31. The "Arecibo reply" crop "circle" by Captain+Zion · · Score: 5, Informative
    The Arecibo reply crop formation in Chibolton was one of the most interesting "crop circles" out there. Basically it's a 23x73 grid with "pixels" similar to the Arecibo message but with "alien" information instead of human. Very creative! (I'd say it's a great example of geek humour.)

    The differences are: silicon added to the list of atomic numbers, different DNA and nucleotides, different "stick figure" and stats, other planets highlighted in the solar/star system and a completely different transmitter.

    1. Re:The "Arecibo reply" crop "circle" by CTho9305 · · Score: 1

      this post (currently at +5) links to a sciam article with a picture of that.

    2. Re:The "Arecibo reply" crop "circle" by smallduck · · Score: 1
      The differences are: silicon added to the list of atomic numbers, different DNA and nucleotides, different "stick figure" and stats, other planets highlighted in the solar/star system and a completely different transmitter.
      The best part about that one was.. the "transmitter" is almost unmistakably a small scale reproduction of the image made in the same field a year earlier:

      See the "Arecibo reply" and the one from a year before. For lots more pretty pictures like these, go here and here

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    3. Re:The "Arecibo reply" crop "circle" by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

      I can easily imagine this one being made by a trio of MIT types using the following basic process:

      1. Map out the design you want in pixels on graph paper.

      2. Obtain a length of rope equal to the desired width of the final 'in field' design.

      3. Section off the rope with numbered markers every yard or so. Each marker will represent the width of a pixel.

      4. Section two other ropes equal to the length of the project, using the same pixel scale chosen for the width (we'll say it's a yard).

      5. Approach the field during daylight hours and survey and mark the four corners of a rectangle equal to the size and width of the length/width ropes discussed above, orienting the rectangle as desired (in this case 'pointing' to the observatory).

      6. Approach the field under cover of darkness.

      7. Stake out the 'length' ropes firmly using the marks planted in step 5.

      8. 2 of the 3 pranksters each take an end of the 'width' rope and stand opposite each other on the first yard/space of the 'length' ropes.

      9. The 3rd prankster walks along the rope making yard wide and yard long depressions using a small log, board or whatever, row by row according to a map of sequences predetermined from the original graph paper drawing. When one row is done, the first two pranksters step over to the next empty row and prankster number 3 does it again, and so on. He's not thinking visually at this point, but instead, like a good engineer, is simply executing the specification, "Let's see, row 7...I need to make blips at 5,6,7,8,9,20,21...blah blah blah..."

      10. When you're done, do what the Aricebo pranksters did and make a few runs around the perimiter to neaten up those rough edges. You can see that they did this in the arial photos of the 'circle'.

      11. After a good 3-4 hours work (if not less), head for home with giggles and hi-5's all around. Enjoy an early-bird special at the local diner and then head home or back to campus or whatever for a well-deserved rest, dreaming of the day when your well-planned prank appears on the cover of the next Mysteries of the Unexplained coffee table book or Led Zeppelin album!

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  32. Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by evilviper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I fail to understand people's logic.

    'Flying Saucers' were NEVER seen until one report back in the 60s got quite widespread. Then everyone reported seeing them everywhere.

    Even worse, Alien abductions follow the same line. It NEVER happens to ANYONE in thousands of years... One day someone reports it happening. Then it suddenly happens to EVERYONE.

    Crop circles are at least understood as fakes by most people because someone came out and admitted to doing them (despite expert opinions that people could not do such a thing :-D ) but why don't farmers just file lawsuits against those who destory their fields? That would certainly take it out of the realm of the supernatural. Not to mention stoping the recurrance of this 'phenomenon'.

    P.S. Next time you see Big Foot/Yeti and the Nesse/The Lockeness Monster, tell them Elvis said "Hi". I missed them at the last Christmas party.

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    1. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Flying Saucers' were NEVER seen until one report back in the 60s got quite widespread

      Not strictly true, there are many reports of glowing mystery airships (thought to be zepplins flown by rich Germans or some such thing) from the 1800s, the famous "foo fighters" from WWII, and more that I'm not inclined to look up right now.

      Of course this does not instantly translate into "alien spacecraft", and your point about the sudden surge of reports following media attention is well taken. I'm just saying, is all.

    2. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      'Flying Saucers' were NEVER seen until one report back in the 60s got quite widespread.

      I don't buy this. I see a couple of 'flying saucers' everytime my wife gets upset! I'm sure wives were getting upset before th 60s...

    3. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Charm · · Score: 1
      I fail to understand people's logic.

      Reading slashdot will not help that you know?

      The thing I don't get is why do these circles only appear in crops? Why not in a car park? Why not in a local park? Why not in stone, or bitumen? Why always in such an easy to bend material as crops?

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    4. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by mrbuttle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Modern UFO sightings started in the 1940s, but at least since biblical times people have been reporting them. They thought they were angels or demons, etc. instead of little green men.

      Ezekiel 1-14:
      And the living creatures ran and returned as the appearance of a flash of lightning.
      1:15 Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces.
      1:16 The appearance of the wheels and their work [was] like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work [was] as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.
      1:17 When they went, they went upon their four sides: [and] they turned not when they went.
      1:18 As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings [were] full of eyes round about them four.
      1:19 And when the living creatures went, the wheels went by them: and when the living creatures were lifted up from the earth, the wheels were lifted up

    5. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sometimes followed by a soaring skillet.

    6. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by vectus · · Score: 1

      It's just another form of escapism.
      There are two aspects to it, the belief some forms of the supernatural serves to act as hope that one will soon have all the problems in their life taken away. "I believe in aliens, because one day they will show themselves, then their technology will make this a utopia". (Being agnostic, I cannot say whether or not there is a God, and I'm not ruling out a possibility of a God, just the psychology behind believing in God, sometimes) "You will be punished after death for being mean to me, I take consolance in this, as I know that I will be living in a paradise, with all of the love ones in my life. Things will be great, but only after my death"
      The other aspect of it is wanting to disprove science. If one can disprove one aspect of science, for example that yeti does not exist, people will try to use it to prove that all of science is therefore wrong. This will let people believe in psychokinesis, and whatever other X-Men like superpowers people believe in now, without facing internal doubt. I literally know people who try to practice being telepathic and psychokinetic. They think that if they practice enough, they will be able to do it..
      Now, I know those are other factors.. like the need to be able to say, "I told you so," to an established mainstream 'idiology', like science. proving that all the smart people in the world are wrong, because they think they know everything, offers consolance.
      Anyways, sorry if this is a weird rant, I haven't went to sleep from yesterday, yet.. so I'm running on empty.

    7. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How odd. Every copy of the bible I have says that you are WRONG.

      Mod parent DOWN.

    8. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by demaria · · Score: 3, Funny

      The aliens are more advanced than us, and know the merits and benefits of eating a whole wheat diet.

    9. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (* 'Flying Saucers' were NEVER seen until one report back in the 60s got quite widespread. Then everyone reported seeing them everywhere. *)

      The issue of whether the media stories come first or the sightings is controversial. Flying disks and other odd things *were* reported before "they hit big" in the summer of 1947.

      For example, a meteorologist (weather person) quietly reported some flying disks about a month or two before the "big wave" hit.

      There is also controversy about whether Kenneth Arnold's report (the first "big" story) triggered similar reports on the same day, or if they were independent. The timing is too close to accuratetly tell.

      Simular things happened with abduction stories. There were a few reports before the "wave".

      Whether the "wave" causes reports or simply makes people feel more comfortable in reporting them is something that is debated over and over in pro and anti UFO newsgroups.

      As far as crop circles, I don't know of any history of them. I figured the field is too polluted by fakers to be worth anything. The "grays" of the abduction reports did not want publicity according to the material.

      Thus, if there are true alien crop circles and abductions, it is probably not the same group of aliens.

      Note that intentional faking is not even a common cause of (sky) UFO reports according to even the skeptics. They usually cite some sort of "media induced hallucination" as the most probable cause of the stickier cases, not fake ships.

      I think ufology is an interesting topic of study. The problem is that clowns and greedballs keep ruining the reputation of *any* research into odd phenom.

    10. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I would think that reports of abductions under different names have been happening for thousands of years.

      How many times were nubile young virgins taken by "gods" in greek mythology?

      Or am I to assume that it is not the same phenominon?

      PS, I think that most believers (in real contact) are wack jobs, and the rest are just wrong, but I do think that abductions by the paranormal have existed for a long time.

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    11. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true:

      Ezekiel 7:29 "And lo, the LORD spake and said "Mrbuttle is wrong. Imagine thou a Beowulf cluster of THAT."

    12. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kinda like how there were no accusations of sexual assualt by catholic priests for ~years~ and now all of a sudden there's dozens! they must all be making it up!

      or, maybe most people don't like to rock the boat because they'll be seen as a troublemaker or ridiculous. I'm not saying flying saucers exist, but I don't have any trouble believing that most people would keep quiet about seeing something like that, at least until one or two "broke the ice."

      also, people explain things in the context they understand. I wouldn't expect "old-timey" folks in pre-industrial eras to talk about ufo's, but perhaps instead "spirits" and "demons."

      with that said, I don't believe in flying saucers either. still, your argument assumes that people are logical machines, programmed to respond in certain ways. maybe true, but if so then you need to get out more.

    13. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by mr.+roboto · · Score: 2

      It's right. The quoted verses are from the King James Version. You can find an online copy of the book of Ezekiel here.

    14. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Yunzil · · Score: 2

      For example, a meteorologist (weather person) quietly reported some flying disks about a month or two before the "big wave" hit.

      There is also controversy about whether Kenneth Arnold's report (the first "big" story) triggered similar reports on the same day, or if they were independent. The timing is too close to accuratetly tell.


      Arnold never reported flying disks. He said they were sort of boomerang-shaped, kind of like the stealth bomber. What he said was that they seemed to skip through the air like a disk skipping across water, and everyone got confused.

    15. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Arnold never reported flying disks. He said they were sort of boomerang-shaped, kind of like the stealth bomber. What he said was that they seemed to skip through the air like a disk skipping across water, and everyone got confused. *)

      Confused over what they "envisioned", or confused over Arnold's description?

      One theory is that disks were being widely reported about the same time, and a reporter took the word "saucer" from Arnold's description to apply to *other* sightings.

    16. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by evilviper · · Score: 2

      I appreciate the technical correcion. Not sure what I was thinking of that happened in the 60s... Hmm.

      While I agree with you on the fact that UFOs were seen and reported before they were popular, you still must admit that the number of UFOs being seen has increased exponentially. It appears that anything that looks even slightly strange must be a spaceship.

      I can't count the number of times I've heard about reports of a spaceship landing, with red, blue, and white lights. Of course it turned out that they just saw lights through the trees, where there happened to be a street. So, even emergency vehicles must be aliens.

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    17. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by evilviper · · Score: 2
      How many times were nubile young virgins taken by "gods" in greek mythology?

      Or am I to assume that it is not the same phenominon?
      Well when have you ever heard of the 'Gods' putting them on cold metal tables, with bright lights all around and sticking probes in them? Just because they were 'taken' does not mean anything is similiar. Just look at all the stories where a virgin is impregnated by Zeus. Is that to mean virgins were having children? Or perhaps was that either a myth, or and acceptable excuse for unaccepted behavior at the time?
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    18. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* While I agree with you on the fact that UFOs were seen and reported before they were popular, you still must admit that the number of UFOs being seen has increased exponentially. *)

      Well, there was a sudden increase in the summer of '47, that is for sure. From the official Bluebook reports, the totals were high until about 1956 IIRC, when they dropped off a bit, then increased a bit in the mid 60's. Bluebook stopped tracking after 1969, so any stats after that are from private organizaions. But between 1947 and 1969 the reports were relatively constant, at least not "exponential".

      (* Of course it turned out that they just saw lights through the trees, where there happened to be a street. *)

      Well shimmering lights don't make very good evidence of much IMO. Lights are hard to interpret correctly. The best evidence (or should I say oddest cases) are daylight sightings where the outline of the "thing" can be clearly seen.

      Even if the media-induced hallucination theories of the top skeptics are correct, the power of such hullicinations to fool cops and pilots is amazing in itself. Hallucinations by cops and pilots is not something to take lightly, for we depend too much on them.

      What if they start hallucinating Osama missle attacks based on media reports? That would not be far off if we put stock in the leading skeptic theories.

    19. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Bartmoss · · Score: 1
      'Flying Saucers' were NEVER seen until one report back in the 60s got quite widespread. Then everyone reported seeing them everywhere.

      Well, you could argue that the simple reason is that this was the time the aliens landed. Not that I will believe this until someone proves that aliens actually are here.

      By the way, the first (widely publized) report IIRC was by this US fighter pilot at Mt Rainier; he was the one who coined the term Flying Saucers. I think this was in 1947 or 1945. (Try google, I am too lazy. ;)

    20. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by MissMoneypenny · · Score: 1

      I fail to understand people's logic.

      'Flying Saucers' were NEVER seen until one report back in the 60s got quite widespread. Then everyone reported seeing them everywhere.

      Even worse, Alien abductions follow the same line. It NEVER happens to ANYONE in thousands of years... One day someone reports it happening. Then it suddenly happens to EVERYONE


      Dear Evilpiper, your own reasoning isn't very logicall either, it is, as they call it, moronic thinking (and I don't mean your the moron - it's just a expresion for this kind of reasoning)
      Just because it never happened before does not mean that it is not true. I'm not a UFO-believer myself but you can't dismiss it with these arguments. Before the car was invented no-one had ever seen a car, it does exist though...

    21. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Contrails, same thing. Nobody EVER saw them prior to the mid-20th century, then suddenly everybody's reporting these lines in the sky. And car crashes, nobody had a car crash for thousands of years, then one guy reports a crash and before long it's happening to everyone, just like them alien abductions.

    22. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe 'flying saucers' and 'alien abductions' to be bogus. Not for the same reasons you do, however, as your logic is a complete mess.

      Perhaps flying saucers arrived in the 60th? And someone has to be the first abductee, it's only natural that after the first, there will be more and it will happen frequently.

      Even so, most UFOlogists who actually believe in these things (not all do, mind you) don't think flying saucers or alien abductions became commonplace until the 60th, they believe it has happened for ages, just that we have not had a way of describing it until technological progress made it feasible (i.e. in ancient times, people thought aliens to be gods etc.).

      Please note once again that I don't believe in any of those things, I just note that your 'refutation' of them is nonsense.

    23. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by evilviper · · Score: 2
      Before the car was invented no-one had ever seen a car
      No one is manufacturing Aliens in their garage (unless you are counting the hoaxes).

      Just think... NEVER BEFORE in thousands of years of recorded history, has anyone been abducted by aliens. Then, a story about alien abductions gets wdiespread attention, and suddenly millions of people are claiming they are being abducted & probed, monthly!

      If you don't follow the above reasoning, fine. There's MILLIONS of other facts that can show how ridiculous these stories are.

      In fact, people attempting to use computers show similiar behaviour. How many times have I heard people telling me they were able to do something (but only when I wasn't there) that was really impossible. Perhaps it's just the Kryptonite in my pocket ;-).

      So many people, so convince themselves that something should happen, that in their minds it does.
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    24. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Cu · · Score: 1

      Precedent doesn't change probabilty.

      You're suggesting that throwing heads twenty times in row is evidence that you can't throw tails.

      Perhaps the aliens were just late to the party.

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    25. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also the frigging Aztech people had depictions of space craft and spacemen.

    26. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember seeing rather similar things last time I dropped acid.

      Historical sources are never as accurate or useful as their primary reading might suggest. The further back you go, the more chance for mis-interpretation.

    27. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by MissMoneypenny · · Score: 1

      Untill I have experienced it personally I won't believe in alien abuctions, god, or the loch ness monster.
      However, this does not mean I reject the notion of one of the above existing or having ever existed! I - or anyone else - cant prove it to be false nor prove its true.

      If you do not leave your mind open for doubt or uncertainty you can never make new discoveries.
      Remember - there have been many things in history that were thought to be common knowledge that were proved wrong (earth being flat and all that)
      So to write off people who believe in the things as afore mentioned, as just lunatics is short-sighted. Maybe they are right, pure chance-math says the probabilities of other higher life forms in this universe are high. I don't know - so I don't presume to know.

      :-) Just some thoughts from a humble secretary

    28. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by evilviper · · Score: 2
      pure chance-math says the probabilities of other higher life forms in this universe are high.
      Opps. if you had just left that line out, I wouldn't have even bothered to reply. You see, I minored in mathematics (a sort of hobby of mine, to be brief), and I can't just let this kind of thing stand.

      You see, to make a statistic, you have to poll a given group, and simply multiply those result across a larger area. The problem is that, the smaller your test-group, the less accurate the results. So, we have pictures of 9 planets, from one solar system, of which only one contains recognizable intelligence. So, given those numbers, you can say that intelligent life existson one in nine planets... Perhaps you already see the problem with this?

      In a group where you have only one abnormality, you have a 100% margin of error. Now, as soon as we find another planet with intelligent beings, we can start judging the likelyhood of others existing.

      I am well aware of the other methods used to judge likelyhood of life (carbon, water, slime, etc) but they have the same problems... with only evidence of one variant, we cannot estimate how many more there may be.

      Whew... Now, I'm not saying that life does not exist off of earth. I am saying that we cannot predict the probability of life elsewhere with even the slightest shred of accuracy.

      And, as in previous posts, I maintain that it is ridiculous to believe in these types of reported encounters. There are so many reports, so easilly disproved. If you aren't demanding hard evidence, even the unexplained encounters closely mimic the disproved. Believing in that would be like believing in a psychic that is proven wrong 99% of the time.

      The psychology (another field of study for me) shows this just as well. The actions in alien abductions, or UFO sightings, are closely in-line with the fears and curiosities of the human psyche.

      I could go on forever, so I better stop here.

      Reflecting back onm the psyche quickly, remember this:
      It used to be 'Gods' that people would see, and even blame. Then organized, monotheistic religions took over, and a great many people saw 'spirits', 'angels', etc. Now that people have no faith in Roman/Greek gods, and the montheistic religions have few true believers. It seems that aliens, creatures that represents the mysterious, the unknown, that can fulfill our nightmares as well as our grandest dreams, would be the natural source for us to turn to. Goodbye gremlins, bigfoot, and the boogeyman... Soon children will have 'Aliens' in their closets. Yet we will disregard their fears and imaginations, but we listen to those of other adults.
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    29. Re:Crop Circles, Aliens, UFOs by MissMoneypenny · · Score: 1

      ma gavta la nata

  33. Bush Ethics compared to crop cirlces by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hmm

    What would happen if we compaerd Bush ethics to crop circles?

    1 We would find that both don't exist on a scientific basis but a whole alot of dumb people bleieve in them!

    2. We would find that they are are mostly formed around midnight.

    3. We would be showered with more ah can;t answer that..top secret

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  34. That whole website smells like adverstising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as does this slashdot posting.

    I would offer that this Slashdot posting and the Geocities site are all part of Disney's guerrilla advertising. Kinda like Blair Witch.

    Eh ?

  35. Convergent evolution? by ForceOfWill · · Score: 1

    Why must aliens have a completely different way of thinking about art? It might be improbable, but aliens could have evolved along a different path to a similar conclusion, like how dolphins and whales look like fish, but are really descended from land mammals.

    Note that I'm not saying that crop circles are really made by aliens. I saw an article in the most recent scientific american about how easy it is to make 'authentic' crop circles. The simplest solution is usually the right one, Occam's razor and all...

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  36. Just ask yourself one question... by PastorOfMuppets · · Score: 0, Troll
    Why?

    Why would a civilization of superior beings travel the who-knows-how-many light years from their own planet to earth just to destroy crops, mutilate cattle and anal probe some rednecks? Granted, some of those rednecks could use a good anal probing, but still.

    DISCLAIMER: This is a troll and I am a lunatic

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    1. Re:Just ask yourself one question... by bsane · · Score: 1

      That question will be answered by the movie! Luckily the aliens co-wrote the screenplay so we know its right.

    2. Re:Just ask yourself one question... by Raffi+Spock · · Score: 1

      Why would a civilization of superior beings travel the who-knows-how-many light years from their own planet to earth just to destroy crops, mutilate cattle and anal probe some rednecks?
      The next time you go driving, take a look outside your window at the morons out there. Think of what they're doing, and where they're going. Now think: could any of those people tell you how a carburetor works? Do they have *any* idea what's under the hood, aside from horses? Remember; some of them find professional wrestling entertaining.
      So maybe we're not being visited by the cream of the alien crop. Just because you have a car doesn't denote you're superiority.

      :-P

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    3. Re:Just ask yourself one question... by Zordak · · Score: 2

      Perhaps Michael Eisner is actually the lead alien, and Sen. Fritz Hollings is his gay martian lover. They discuss legislation in their seedy love shack orbitting high above the Earth while watching Keanau Reaves movies.

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  37. Why parent is moderated Funny ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    As far as the scientific study goes, and as far as the originator of the first crop circle themselves admited, they were all fakes from the beginning. I find this snippet on the parent post more insightful or even informative than funny...

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    1. Re:Why parent is moderated Funny ? by Myco · · Score: 1

      That's weird. I find it not so much funny or insightful as F*CKING OBVIOUS.

    2. Re:Why parent is moderated Funny ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you friggin dyslexic? He's moderated redundant.

  38. Soo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..how long is it until Disney declares that crop circles are 'their intellectual property' and starts suing the rest of the multiverse?

  39. I thought they all were man made? by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



    Well even if they arent all man made, soon we will find out how convincing man made crop circles are compared to whatever else is making them

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  40. Theres hundreds of people involved maybe more by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



    Theres no way anyone in their right mind can believe one guy, or a handful of guys make them all.

    Maybe when they were just circles i could believe some of those dumb looking guys did it, but now they are getting more complicated in shape, some of them would be damn hard to draw on paper, you'd need precise measurements just to draw it on paper so whoever is doing them now is putting a great deal of effort into them.

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    1. Re:Theres hundreds of people involved maybe more by rpjs · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's right, there are lots of people involved. I used to live in Winchester, Hampshire, which is right in the middle of one main areas where the circles appear and I knew people who made them. In fact it seems that the only people in southern England who don't know any circle makers are the loonies who think they're made by little green men.

    2. Re:Theres hundreds of people involved maybe more by richieb · · Score: 1, Troll
      Maybe when they were just circles i could believe some of those dumb looking guys did it, but now they are getting more complicated in shape, some of them would be damn hard to draw on paper, you'd need precise measurements just to draw it on paper so whoever is doing them now is putting a great deal of effort into them.

      So.... Just because it would hard for you, doesn't mean no one else can do it.

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    3. Re:Theres hundreds of people involved maybe more by ikari-kun · · Score: 0

      And I am to assume that they are all made in one night, which makes it even more mind boggling, but we all know that assume makes an ass of u and me...

  41. Difficult by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    http://www.lovely.clara.net/crop_circles_sacredgeo 2.html

    I suppose some people need an outlet for their artwork and crop circles are the answer

    of course it could be aliens, but i really doubt aliens would ever communicate with us, what would they have to gain by doing so?

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  42. I knew it!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, we all knew that the disney dudes were behind the crop cirkels ... who else!!

  43. Some people have no lives by HanzoSan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    whats the point of stayingn up all night sneaking into crops around the world to make silly designs?

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    1. Re:Some people have no lives by ChiPHeaD23 · · Score: 1

      Laughing at the idiots who automatically think "ET did it!" sounds like a pretty good reason to me.

    2. Re:Some people have no lives by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      Hm who are the REAL idiots here? Them or You? Perhaps both of you?

      Being immature and stupid to make fun of other immature and stupid people, is not really very wise.

      Also making fun of people who are open minded, by having hoaxes, only will make things worse if we ever find out aliens did make crop circles and some stupid as hell humans got in the way.

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  44. looking forward to seeing them by Miska · · Score: 1

    on my next visit to Diney world/land

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  45. What I don't understand... by Pseudonym · · Score: 2

    Why would any alien intelligence capable of interstellar travel would choose to communicate using circles in corn but apparently not be able to figure out binary, or radio.

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      It's obvious -- they are SO advanced that we puny /.ers are incapable of comprehending the reason.

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    2. Re:What I don't understand... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      As someone posting at -1 points out, they are testing our intelligence:

      "Crop circles, bwaahaha! Those humans, they're SOOO dumb -- they'll believe anything! Hey, maybe we can sell them that useless planet we got stuck with in that last auction."

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  46. Disney only Knows how to fake! by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Disney only knows how to fake!

    For example:

    Fake Mouses

    Fake Ethics

    Fake concern about Fair Use Rgihts in Copyrights

    Fake concern about consumers

    Disney should just rename themselves Fakes'R'US

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    1. Re:Disney only Knows how to fake! by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 5, Funny
      Disney only knows how to fake!

      Heh ... they even have a Fake Senator.

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  47. Mission Accomplished by nocent · · Score: 1

    No need for Disney to actually go to the trouble of creating "fake" crop circles. Just by planting the rumor that they might possibly do it has generated plenty of free publicity including this Slashdot article.

  48. Not the first time... by slashrot · · Score: 1

    ...that a crop circle hoax has been used for corporate marketing. The History Channel commissioned a hoax recently...

  49. hmm odd ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    ... Disney making fake crop circles ... ... if they are making them they use to be fake!

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  50. intelligence ? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    ... why would they contact a lifeform with a lower IQ of 32000+E2?

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  51. Fly on the wall of the UFO by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in orbit...

    CmdrZarx: Have the communications gone out, 3rd-blue-grade solider Narx?

    Narx: Yes, excellency. Soon the humans will quake in fear when they learn of our... I'm sorry, excellency.. I'm receiving some rather disturbing news over the sub-ether...

    CmdrZarx: What is it, Narx?

    Narx: Uh... the humans have made their own circles, and are running a sweepstakes.. they seem very popular... wait.. something about a 'Led Zeppelin'...

    CmdrZarx: No no no.. a zeppelin? Don't they know those circles are our parking instructions!?! Forget it, invade immediately.

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  52. amusement by speek · · Score: 2
    What would be really funny is if some alien craft landed, thus creating the very first crop circle, and then, humans started making their own crop circles everywhere, more and more elaborate.

    Imagine if it were humans, landing on another planet, only to find the natives imitating our "footprints" everywhere. Do you think we'd take that as a sign of intelligence?

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    1. Re:amusement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like something in Code of the Lifemaker.

  53. Cast Members by yerricde · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I wonder what type of weird experiments happen behind closed doors at Disneyland in those areas marks "Employees Only"

    Disney theme park employees are called "Cast Members" or "CMs".

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    1. Re:Cast Members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      caste members would be more appropriate. Definitely a low one too.

  54. Even better than crop circles... by Tom7 · · Score: 2


    Strategy 1: Make fake crop circles in an attempt to raise publicity for movie.

    Strategy 2: Make fake conspiracy about making fake crop circles in an attempt to get a good old-fashioned slashdotting.

  55. I lived next door to two aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All crop circles are made by aliens, it's just that they are aliens in human forms.

    Last year, my dorm room was between dorm rooms inhabited by aliens: one from United Arab Emirates and one from Peru.

  56. Crop Circles == Vandalism by tunabomber · · Score: 1

    I don't think that many people here have taken note of this, but crop circles are illegal. Crops are destroyed, property lost, and hence aliens, Disney, or whoever creates these things should be brought to justice for their crimes. So I could se a reason for Disney for not wanting to be associated with any crop circle hoaxes.

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    1. Re:Crop Circles == Vandalism by psychosis · · Score: 2

      I'm sure Disney has a few extra bucks to throw the farmers' way and an NDA to boot if they wanted to make this work.
      True - it's very likely that stomping someone's fields is illegal in most parts of the world, but given compensation, I'd bet that most farmers would let someone (i.e. Disney) do it.

    2. Re:Crop Circles == Vandalism by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

      I'm sure Disney has a few extra bucks to throw the farmers' way and an NDA to boot if they wanted to make this work.

      Or they'll just do what they normally do and buy themselves a law.

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  57. whether you believe or not: by Maeryk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have read of some interesting phenomenon in a few of the circles investigated. Molecular changes at the base of the stalks causing them to bend, rather than break. (do that with a 2x4!) and magnetic issues inside the circle formations.

    I agree that most of them are man made, and probably the most intricate ones are man made as well.. but I also remember reading with a giggle as the SKeptic Observer reported definitively that they were being made by "mating hedgehogs".

    I feel safe in saying we dont KNOW they are all man made, but we do know a lot of them are.

    Check here: for more info. This guy seems to be a genuine researcher who accepts it when his hypothesis dont come out right.

    Maeryk

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    1. Re:whether you believe or not: by Reziac · · Score: 2

      "Molecular changes" will happen in ANY live plant at the point where it's bent. Bending a stalk far enough to make it stay bent damages living cells, which then start producing a different bunch of chemicals as they heal and produce the plant equivalent of scar tissue.

      Observing "molecular changes" after the fact isn't very useful. You'd need to observe the same stalk before and after.

      As to spinning magnetic needles, all that's required is irrigation equipment in the neighbourhood (we're talking metal water lines that can be half a mile long). And measuring "changes in the magnetic field" isn't useful either, unless you could do so before and after (which would require an ability to predict where the "alien" crop circles are going to appear, and benchmark the site beforehand).

      In short, this guy's "evidence" of alien manufacture is just as anecdotal as everyone else's, albeit involving more measurements.

      And just because no one was *caught* making 20% of crop circles doesn't make them the work of aliens.

      No one caught me making this post either. Maybe an alien typed it instead. ;)

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    2. Re:whether you believe or not: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This crap has as much validity as Cold Fusion. The only truth to this crap is the guy wan't to keep his research grant. One day he will be exposed for being the fraud he really is.

    3. Re:whether you believe or not: by b0bd0bbs · · Score: 0

      The damage to the stalks shows evidence of microwave radiation. Most crop circle researchers/wackos agree on this. Arial infrared photos even show dehydration around newly formed crop circles, as if the area was microwaved. Lastly, there have been numerous reports, some even caught on film, of little glowing balls floating around about 24 hours before a crop circle appears. Some believe the balls of light were space ships making the crop circles, but I think they are just artifacts of the microwave radiation occurring.
      http://hochwald.tripod.com/microwave/ball.html
      IMO crop circles, real ones anyway, come from space in the form of a maser pointed at earth. Now that doesn't mean they are alien signals. They could very well just be natural masers occuring space, magnifying a spec of dust resulting in a cool pattern on the ground.

  58. Disney not neccessary denying it by SeanCier · · Score: 1

    A story at Teletext a month ago claims that a source at Buena Vista actually suggested that they were indeed planning to create their own crop circles, and even inform the public (subtly) which ones were their creations.

    -spc

    1. Re:Disney not neccessary denying it by viper432 · · Score: 1

      even inform the public (subtly) which ones were their creations.

      That would be the (c).

  59. UFOs in History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.crystalinks.com/ufohistory.html

  60. Re:False ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blair witch? What hype --- feel kinda cold now, but anyway i went ta that stream and .............

  61. The Disclosure Project - /. Crowd Opinions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are very few areas as totally full of FUD, lies, tinhat loonies, and embarassing fools as UFOlogy. Furthermore the X-Files are over, time has passed, and we've all moved along with our lives to more productive endeavours.

    Certainly one of the many things which has been lacking for decades when the notion of government knowledge of the UFO phenomenon comes up is, umm, you know, evidence. Now if, for instance, several hundred government insiders were to come forward with sworn affidavits testifying to their knowledge of the government's involvment in actual alien-linked technology, and with a stated willingness to stand before any government or private body and tell all, the outlook might be a bit different.

    Very few people seem to know that this did in fact happen about two years ago. You say you didn't see it on the news? No, you didn't.

    I hate to post this as a reply to a loony thread like "crop circles", but I'd be curious about people's opinions of the The Disclosure Project, run by one Dr. Steven Greer (a medical doctor, not a scientist). Just to be clear, I'm no convert, but I my curiosity was certainly at least piqued by the site. And I'm sure as hell not going to risk my professional credibility by posting this as anything other than AC. :)

  62. Yes... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    My 'technically inclined, scientific' mind says: The guy who went on TV, explained that he did crop circles, that it was blown way out of proportion, then went out with his buddies into a field one night and demonstrated, on film, how to make a crop circle in one night without being detected is probably indicative of all crop circles.

    I remember how 'experts' kept saying that they were too perfect, could not be done in a single night, etcetera.

    Of course, then the 'experts' had to scrutinize it and come up withe never-before-heard reasons why it is obviously fake. Of course, easy for them to say when they KNOW it's fake, instead of wanting to believe it's true. Perception is a powerful thing.

  63. The Maya and 2012 by Peter+T+Ermit · · Score: 1

    You're right that the Maya didn't predict solar flares in 2012.
    But the Maya didn't even predict a planetary convergence, the end of the world, or anything else in 2012.
    Their calendar merely ends. It's unclear what they thought the significance was, but at least one Mayan document talks about events after 2012, so they clearly didn't think that the world was going to end.

    1. Re:The Maya and 2012 by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      It's the well known Mayan Y2.012K bug. When they first implemented the calendar, they never thought the same stone calendars would still be used by now, so they never got around to fixing it. In a couple of years, you'll suddenly see a big demand for masons to go fix the calendars so they can cope with dates beyond 2012. You mark my words...

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    2. Re:The Maya and 2012 by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      I've read (quite possibly here originally, although it might've been elsewhere) that the Maya discovered the precession of the Earth's axis, and they designed their calendar so that it would end on the year when the Earth's tilt is such that a particular feature of the Milky Way would be aligned with the path of the Sun through the sky. The speculation on the religious significance was that they believed it would signify the rebirth of the universe and the dawn of the next age of the world.

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    3. Re:The Maya and 2012 by Peter+T+Ermit · · Score: 1
      I've seen lots of explanations like this, and I find none of them convincing -- they are all based upon using modern methods to find coincidences and then extrapolating backwards.

      And as for rebirth of the universe, there's specific evidence to the contrary. In the Maya city of Palenque, an inscription on king Pakal's tomb extrapolates the king's ancestry into the past and deep into the future. As Linda Schele, an eminent Maya scholar, put it: "Not satisfied with this chronological feat, Pakal started from his birth date to cast forward in time to the day when the calendar-round of his accession, 5 Lamat 1 Mol, would repeat for the eightieth time.... We will have to wait until October 23, A.D. 4772, to confirm his prophecy. Obviously, Pakal and his itz'at did not believe that the world would end on 13.0.0.0.0 in A.D. 2012, as modern myth would have it."

  64. all made by DuckWing · · Score: 1

    by man. Please give me a break and give this alien watching thing a break. This continent (N. America) could pay off the respective national depts with the money farmed out to groups like this and SETI. Just stop funding them and voila, no dept!

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    1. Re:all made by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should ask them to buy you a dictionary too. Then you would know it's debt.

  65. If you see a mickey shaped crop circle... by fgb · · Score: 1

    ...it might be fake.

  66. GRR...This is making me ...angry.... by gorehog · · Score: 1
    There is something about the inherent contradiction of making a moie about a hoax like crop circles, then creating crop circles for the movie, and claiming that the movie imitates reality that irritates me.

    Any chance that M. Night Shyamalan's story is about a farmer getting hoaxed by drunken unemployed locals with a 1x4 and some rope?

    Gah, of course, I have not seen the movie yet, so I'm basically trolling, but this seems like a poor cousin of Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and frankly, seems like the kind of semi-SF hollywood does not need to be making.

    1. Re:GRR...This is making me ...angry.... by tcm614ce · · Score: 1

      Any chance that M. Night Shyamalan's story is about a farmer getting hoaxed by drunken unemployed locals with a 1x4 and some rope?

      Dude, you've spoiled the Vintage M. Night Surprise Ending (tm) for all uf us....arghhh!!!

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  67. Sponsored Circles... by usr122122121 · · Score: 2

    This Disney-AOL-Time-Warner Crop Circle was brought to you by a generous grant from Wheaties (a wholly owned subsidiary of General Mills). [crop circle of champions?]

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  68. CSICOP's Investigative Files by ancarett · · Score: 4, Informative

    CSICOP (Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal) has several informative reports debunking crop circles including Joe Nickell's Investigative Brief into Levengood's Crop Circle Plant Research.

    If you're interested in more informed discussion, check out the CSICOP Mailing List, where this topic (Disney's Crop Circle promotion) is also current.

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  69. This Movie is Unbelieveable !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Signs" is awesome. I'd recommend it to anyone. Go see it in the theater (i will when it comes out) or, if you are boycotting the MPAA, go download the VCD/SVCD off USENET. alt.binaries.vcd.

  70. Not the first time by numark · · Score: 1

    This isn't the first time a movie studio has come up with an elaborate scheme to promote a movie.

    One that comes to mind was the game associated with the release of "Artificial Intelligence". The studio left clues hidden in billboards, interviews, and answering machine messages that led players on a complex hunt over the Internet that told a story related to the movie. It had quite a following up until the end.

    For those of you interested in the whole plot of the thing, a group called the Cloudmakers documented all of the puzzles and clues. It's a pretty interesting read.

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  71. Some More Good URL's on Crop Circles by TomHandy · · Score: 1
    First, the Skeptic's Dictionary entry for crop cicles here.

    CSICOP Press Release Responding to Crop Circle and Disney's Signs

  72. Not a surprise from Disney by kaphka · · Score: 1

    Just a link, because I'm in a hurry: http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/lemmings.htm

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  73. JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an example!! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Randi, to my knowledge, basically proposes to give prize winnings to anyone who can demonstrate to the world on camera the existence of Auras and similar.

    The fact that nobody has come forward to claim this prize, again, as I understand the general argument of the Skeptic, is evidence that such phenomenon probably do not exist.

    There are some fairly obvious flaws with this argument, and the fact that they fail to immediately register with the otherwise often intelligent Skeptic, I think demonstrates something significant.

    Some of the problems I have with Randi's challenge are as follows. . .

    1. Evidence is virtually impossible to legitimize. When people say "Evidence" they mean either, "As seen on TV", or, "As Reported by a respected body of scientists."

    The problem is that Television evidence is never credible unless accompanied by the approval of a Respected Body of Scientists. There is actually quite a lot of video tape evidence of a wide number of strange events available for public viewing, but what worth is it? Even video tape of a shuttle launch, shot with the most expensive 'movie quality' equipment could be argued as fake by somebody with such a bent. Public acceptance of any event all comes down to what popular opinions are encouraged/reinforced by media dissemination and authority bodies. As a result, 'Evidence' is never going to be good enough on its own. Evidence must be accompanied by the approval of Authority. And Authority, (Respected Bodies of Scientists) are NEVER going to place their jobs and reputations in jeopardy by admitting that they were wrong, that Magic exists and the $20 New Orleans psychic had it right the whole time. Just won't happen.

    2. People who get too successful in convincing the world of phenomenon outside the accepted realm of science are ridiculed, tormented, punished and murdered. Or nailed to crosses. Take your pick. There is, quite simply, NO way that a person with genuine abilities would be allowed to change the whole Western belief paradigm by way of James Randi's little challenge. --Think about it. Even in the corridors of accepted science, researchers are regularly assassinated for rocking the boat. That string of deaths of top biochemists and assistants over the course of last year and early this year is a fairly good example. There are others.

    3. James Randi has too much personal stake in his 'Quest for Truth'. Remember the last time you were caught out and shown to be 180 degrees of wrong in a subject you were not just spouting with authority for years, but upon which you based massive amounts of self-worth? Perhaps this has never happened to you. Perhaps you are very good at the denial game, (which allows you to continue living in a wishful thinking daydream and not feel like a damned fool). This is James Randi. I strongly suspect that he would do almost anything to prevent himself from being proven wrong in a massive public forum. This is the kind of bias James Randi comes installed with. He has NOTHING to do with truth, and everything to do with witch hunting and serving his ego-based agenda.

    4. As chance would have it, I happen to know several people who have 'supernatural' abilities but who, a) Have never heard of James Randi and his little propaganda machine, b) have been so sufficiently tormented and stunted for being different while growing up by ignorant and/or cruel people around them, that they instinctively cringe away from such mean-spirited (and most likely fixed) public challenges like Randi's; they would probably shrivel up and die if forced to stand on a stage facing a million eyes determined to see only what they want to see, and to pour out only scorn and disbelief regardless of what is demonstrated. --Or d) (and this is a big one), Those who do manage to arrive to maturity with confidence, health and strength of mind, in order to reach such a state where abilities manifest with great power, also tend to have grown a million miles beyond caring what a bunch of juvenile Skeptics happen to think. There are many excellent reasons for this. Money quickly, quickly changes its importance to truly enlightened people. There are certain things people should NOT be shown until they can handle it. For the very powerful, it is easy, wrong and cruel to explode a young soul's viewpoint before it is ready to graduate to larger realities. Such would interrupt their learning cycle, and such powers are not allowed to individuals until they truly understand that they must limit how they express their abilities. --Another way of looking at it is to realize that convincing demonstrations void free choice in people. It circumvents faith, and faith is not something which can or should be bottled; it's something which must be reached on its own, or it is false and worthless; much like the 'faith' hammered into people regarding 'science'. --I put science in quotes, because while the study of maths and physical reality are an important way to advance, 'science' as propagandized into blind faith in the public, (people who believe without questioning or searching for themselves), LIMITS and allows for massive control. And further, a large portion of psychic abilities/phenomena are predicated on forces which only exist when you focus attention upon them. "I'll see it when I believe it." --While we do of course have scientific models which recognize this concept, the basic idea is automatically rejected by the majority of people, simply because it flies very much in the face of the normal 'science' the Lords of Today want people to remain addicted to.

    Understand that the worries and demands of the unbelieving public become unimportant when one is no longer in any personal doubt about the existence of magic. Only those trapped in the small cage built from accepted scientific realities have any interest in the outcome of, "Yeah? Prove it!" contests, which are designed primarily to calm inner ruffles within the Skeptic, and have little or nothing to do with determining truth.

    --Essentially, believe what you want. No collection plate will be passed, no representative will come to your door, and above all, nobody with any wisdom is going to worry about what you believe. Your faith is your own problem; find your own way, and do try to have fun with it.

    The nice thing is, when you are ready, teachers will emerge who will guide you. That's how the universe works.

    -Fantastic Lad

  74. farmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially since farmers are usually poor, some kids going around destroying their fields as a stupid prank must really piss them off. As everyone who has ever been a victim of a crime can tell you, the police are totally useless... maybe the farmers should get dogs or something to patrol the fields. As long as people continue to think that vandalism and property destruction is "cool" we are going to have problems like this.

    1. Re:farmers by jeremyp · · Score: 2

      With the current state of the agricultural economy in the UK, a good crop circle is an absolute godsend (oops - I meant it is good fortune). Yesterday I passed a field with a crop circle in it and the farmer was charging 1 UKP for people to go in and walk around. He will probably make more money that way than out of the wheat that was flattened.

      This makes a few things a little easier to explain such as how complex designs were able to appear overnight and why nobody has ever filmed a circle being made without the cooperation of the "hoaxers". If the farmer is in on the joke, it's a lot easier.

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  75. How would you make a fake one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    To make a real one began with getting bombed from quite a few Brit pints, if you follow the historical method of creation.

    I'd guess "fake" means you'd start by drinking fake beer like Buttwiper^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hudweiser.

  76. A more likely explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they were just tired of making calendars??? Maybe they ran out of parchment or ink??? Also I don't see too many people making calendars for the year 3012 right now..

  77. the surprising cause of the real crop circles... by alienmole · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...is that Disney is advance-promoting its new movie by sending people (or robots?) back in time to make crop circles years ago, thus seeding a worldwide interest in crop circles that otherwise would not have existed.

    Those of you who were paying attention might remember that about a year ago, there was no such thing as crop circles. The only reason you think you've already heard of them now is because Disney has messed with the timeline.

    Now you know why Disney really needed to extend the copyright term... When you're creating works in the past, you need that extra time!

  78. Dust Devils by Reziac · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've seen dust devils (sortof miniature tornadoes, common in croplands) make interesting patterns in grainfields, by flattening the stalks as the dust devil passes over them. A dust devil will follow extremely small irregularities in the ground, whether natural or such as those left by circle irrigators, or dirt packed by vehicles, presumably because of temperature and airflow gradiants. On perfectly even ground, it'll tend to move in circles or spirals, presumably per the math of stuff affected by the earth's rotation. So a pattern of spirals or interlocking circles isn't too unusual as a result (albeit not as tidy as manmade examples).

    I've seen a very large dust devil (about 300 feet high, 100' wide at the top and 25' across at the base) follow the curves of a gravel road for over a mile (and it went *around* a car that happened to be in its way at a crossroads -- quite a sight!!) This road also acted as a thermal barrier when the airport behind it fogged up -- fog always ended at the road as cleanly as if it'd been cut with a giant knife.

    BTW you can demonstrate dust devils' tendency to go around objects and continue on in their original line of travel -- just try "catching" a small one by getting in its way. It'll go around you every time (or even "run the other way"), doubtless because of how your being there changes the airflow.

    I can easily imagine a pair of somewhat tipsy and mischievious fellows watching a dust devil moving in circles and smashing grain, and saying, "Hey, we can do that, only better!!"

    I have somewhat more trouble imagining why aliens would give a shit about making crop circles (if it's communication they want, surely they can be more direct about it!) unless it's really a biohazard marking to warn their fellows. ;)

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    1. Re:Dust Devils by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      I have somewhat more trouble imagining why aliens would give a shit about making crop circles (if it's communication they want, surely they can be more direct about it!) unless it's really a biohazard marking to warn their fellows. ;)

      that reminds me of a quote that is probably the most damning evidence against extra-terrestrial origin of crop circles. Basically you have to beleive that an alien race out there has the ability/technology to fly faster than light and remain invisible to radar/human eyes when they so choose (no radar confirmation of something odd in the sky nor do people see the UFO making the circles, there are enough of them that someone would - and radar would always catch it). Now lets further assume that this race wishes to make contact with us. In order for crop circles to be what some people wish them to be this highly advanced race has chosen to show thier existence to us by making circles in grain fields without being seen. Hmm, apparently these aliens like the stealthy approach of making contact. I could see the conversation now "hey, lets go reveal ourselfs to those things on that planet down there, look theres a big group of them - lets go". whereto the commander replies "no, lets turn on stealth mode and fuck with them for 60 revolutions of thier planet around thier sun - lets make some circles in thier fields - start simple and then get more complicated (though only do a mathematical one every 20 revolutions)". Much more likely joe bob and bubba went "hey you know it would rock to go make some circles in a field" and slowly they learned how to make more complicated ones. Then as the "phenomonon" took off more educated people doing it. I know which one is more likely :)

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    2. Re:Dust Devils by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      actually, faster than light travel would be easy for aliens.

      We already know how to move faster than light in theory

      Also it wouldnt be smart for any species to reveal themselves to us unless they want to fight us. Our history proves we cant even get along with each other.

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    3. Re:Dust Devils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We already know how to move faster than light in theory

      No we don't. Get a clue. Unless you mean the "scientific theories" from the cranks in Discover magazine.

    4. Re:Dust Devils by mitchskin · · Score: 1
      I have somewhat more trouble imagining why aliens would give a shit about making crop circles (if it's communication they want, surely they can be more direct about it!) unless it's really a biohazard marking to warn their fellows. ;)
      Or hobochalking for the intergalactic hitchhiker :)
    5. Re:Dust Devils by Reziac · · Score: 2

      And consider that any species adventurous enough to go exploring clear out in this remote arm of the galaxy (remember, we're clear out on the rim) is PROBABLY quite aggressive themselves -- after all, the urge to explore itself is a form of aggression, ie. of invading someone else's territory.

      The notion that aliens by definition would be super-advanced and benevolent is itself ludicrous, if you really think about it. It's far more likely to be quite the reverse.

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    6. Re:Dust Devils by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Haha! Yeah, that's what it is -- some bored alien commuter flies by every few months and leaves a calling card just to fuck with humans' minds. Or maybe it's teenage alien gangs tagging our planet :)

      The problem with that scenario is that sooner or later, they'd get caught. Imagine the row when the poor alien finally gets out of court (and maybe jail) and home to his wife:

      Alien's Wife: Where the hell have you been? You're six months late!!

      Alien: You know those crop circles I've been making for the kids' scrapbook? Er, well, this last one didn't go so good... I had to pay 50 credits and pick up the garbage!!

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    7. Re:Dust Devils by Reziac · · Score: 2

      LOL!! Or as I suggest in another post, tagging by galactic gangs :)

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    8. Re:Dust Devils by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      An aggressive yet smarter race of aliens could easily take over the world.

      How? simple, take a few hundred random people from hick towns who are dumb enough so no one will believe them, capture their DNA, take their DNA and make alien human hybrids, and slowly mix in with the human race over the course of hundreds of years.

      This is how aliens could take over the world without us ever knowing it therefore we couldnt stop it. Its far more intelligent and aggressive than landing in front of the white house and making the annoucement "we are here"

      Aliens are older than us and if they can get here its an automatic that they are more advanced than us. We know genetic technology, aliens most likely would have mastered this, if we can clone humans, dont you think aliens could take our DNA and come to earth in human form and take it over from within?

      Why have a war when you can just change your genes to look like the people you are trying to take control of?

      Of course aliens may have the ability to come here in saucers and have an all out war, but would we do it? honestly would we be stupid enough to go into afganastan with ground troops? hell no, we used stealth aircraft and flying unmanned spy planes, people in afganastan never saw what we were doing or they saw it and had no way to counter it, or they had no idea what the hell they saw in the case of an unmanned craft.

      The easiest way to win a war, is to take over from within, the easiest way to take over a country, is to do so from within that countries government itself.

      Now, of course, if that doesnt work, plan B would be to launch a more direct attack. But did we launch a direct attack on the russians? No, but we still destroyed them from within.

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    9. Re:Dust Devils by Reziac · · Score: 2

      How do you know that aliens are "older than us" ?? (Have you asked them? :) After all cockroaches are older than us, but certainly less advanced.

      As to the sort of DNA-based assimilation you're talking about, that would only work if they were very nearly biologically identical, and even then chances are near 100% that any crossbred offspring would be Mules.

      But assuming it works.. it's too late. According to Jack Williamson, it happened over 50 years ago.

      Has anyone asked them why they bothered?? I mean, what have we got that they'd want?

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    10. Re:Dust Devils by Zordak · · Score: 2
      take a few hundred random people from hick towns who are dumb enough so no one will believe them, capture their DNA, take their DNA and make alien human hybrids, and slowly mix in with the human race over the course of hundreds of years.
      The problem was obviously the choice of human subjects. Now all their clones are living in trailer parks, driving beat up old Chevys, and since they discovered beer, have forgotten all about their mission to take over the place.
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  79. look for the Union label by Parsec · · Score: 1

    Remember: only genuine crop circles have the Alien Crop Circle Union Label (tm).

    1. Re:look for the Union label by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      I would like to see one that says, "Us Aliens Think Microsoft Sucks".

    2. Re:look for the Union label by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Or, a giant middle finger, telling what "they" really think of us.

  80. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh god. How is it that there are so many lunatics posting freely on Slashdot? I suppose the real question is are these people stupid, gullible, or just plain insane?

  81. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by nomadic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And Authority, (Respected Bodies of Scientists) are NEVER going to place their jobs and reputations in jeopardy by admitting that they were wrong, that Magic exists and the $20 New Orleans psychic had it right the whole time. Just won't happen.

    Only it has happened, many times. Many physicists have shown themselves to be quite credulous, which is why the best debunkers tend to be magicians.

    People who get too successful in convincing the world of phenomenon outside the accepted realm of science are ridiculed, tormented, punished and murdered. Or nailed to crosses. Take your pick. There is, quite simply, NO way that a person with genuine abilities would be allowed to change the whole Western belief paradigm by way of James Randi's little challenge. --Think about it. Even in the corridors of accepted science, researchers are regularly assassinated for rocking the boat.

    Right. Do you also believe in UFOs, astral projection, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

    Can you please point out any evidence of researchers being "regularly assassinated"? Beyond the biochemist thing, which is troubling but not necessarily evidence of a conspiracy?

    James Randi has too much personal stake in his 'Quest for Truth'. Remember the last time you were caught out and shown to be 180 degrees of wrong in a subject you were not just spouting with authority for years, but upon which you based massive amounts of self-worth? Perhaps this has never happened to you. Perhaps you are very good at the denial game, (which allows you to continue living in a wishful thinking daydream and not feel like a damned fool). This is James Randi. I strongly suspect that he would do almost anything to prevent himself from being proven wrong in a massive public forum. This is the kind of bias James Randi comes installed with. He has NOTHING to do with truth, and everything to do with witch hunting and serving his ego-based agenda.

    Only that James Randi's challenge includes an independent judging panel agreed upon by both he and the testee. Go read how the Randi challenge is set up; it's a fair, even-handed way to test supposed supernatural powers. And on another note, he HAS been proven wrong, just not on supernatural/alien issues; check his web page. He freely admits this.

    As chance would have it, I happen to know several people who have 'supernatural' abilities but who, a) Have never heard of James Randi and his little propaganda machine, b) have been so sufficiently tormented and stunted for being different while growing up by ignorant and/or cruel people around them, that they instinctively cringe away from such mean-spirited (and most likely fixed) public challenges like Randi's; they would probably shrivel up and die if forced to stand on a stage facing a million eyes determined to see only what they want to see, and to pour out only scorn and disbelief regardless of what is demonstrated

    Then tell them to take the test and make a million dollars. There are thousands of people who are convinced they have powers. In controlled experiment settings, they're always proved wrong. ALWAYS. The powers evaporate, leaving a string of excuses, evasions, and prevarications.

  82. Okay, talk about supernatural by Triv · · Score: 2

    So, I read your comment. Read your sig. At exactly that moment, that line popped up on the random itunes playlist I'd made (random 25 toad songs). I'm still dazed.

    Triv

    1. Re:Okay, talk about supernatural by The_Shadows · · Score: 1

      Don't tell me: you're psychic? :)

      I could not resist that one, and I apologize. :)

  83. Astronomical Calibration by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

    And here I thought Crop Circles were used to calibrate sattelite based telescopes (not just the Hubble).

    AIK

  84. Intergalactic spam mail. by AeiwiMaster · · Score: 1

    The symbols is real the intergalactic
    form of a domain name.

    If you meditate over the symbol you
    can connect to the information
    from the intergalactic Internet.

    So, the crop circles is a
    intergalactic form of spam mails.

  85. I've got news for you... by Rohan427 · · Score: 1

    All crop circles are man-man. All it takes is a 2x4 and a couple inventive guys with nothing better to do with there nights.

    PGA
    "I am Paul G. Allen and I don't do Windows."

  86. 20% are smarter than him by 0111+1110 · · Score: 2

    Just because he can't figure out the methods of 1 out of 5 circles doesn't mean he's stupid. If someone finally shows him how to do it, he might think "Wow, that was clever", regardless of how obvious it might seem to the pranksters. It just means that 20% of the "artists" are smarter than he is.

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    Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
  87. Re:the surprising cause of the real crop circles.. by khallow · · Score: 1
    Now you know why Disney really needed to extend the copyright term... When you're creating works in the past, you need that extra time!

    Well, I guess they must have succeeded then if they're going through the trouble. Personally, I'm concerned that some enterprising Disney executive is going to decide that it would be real cool to start up a Disney franchise in ancient Egypt or the like. We don't all need to be worshipping mouse-headed dieties, right? Not that you'd notice...

  88. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by dvdeug · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Evidence is virtually impossible to legitimize.

    If you can bend a spoon, or whatever, under controlled conditions, then you have legimate enough evidence to win the million dollars. It's not like Randi is going to let someone edit in something.

    Even video tape of a shuttle launch, shot with the most expensive 'movie quality' equipment could be argued as fake by somebody with such a bent.

    Sure. But the claim that science makes, is that I can go down to Houston one evening and watch the shuttle launch. Science is open to people to people looking over their shoulder; even if I'm not looking over their shoulder at this time, I can trust someone else is.

    People who get too successful in convincing the world of phenomenon outside the accepted realm of science are ridiculed, tormented, punished and murdered.

    Just look at the bloody way John Edwards died, just when people were starting to hear of him.

    Science works by proof, and so far has been very succesful at changing the world around us using that proof. All it demands of psychic powers is the same thing.

  89. This is REALLY old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    ...not to mention, not that exciting.

    Commercial crop circles done by some pretty professional groups of crop circle makers has been going on for years and are known by those who know any better (sorry Timothy!), and known by ALL serious crop cirlce investigators. Especially the ones who believe in their reality. The man made circles are quite easy to pick out when you know what to look for

    Sorry, but this just simply isn't news.

  90. This is REALLY old news... by socokidz · · Score: 1


    ...not to mention, not that exciting.

    Commercial crop circles done by some pretty professional groups of crop circle makers has been going on for years and are known by those who know any better (sorry Timothy!), and known by ALL serious crop cirlce investigators. Especially the ones who believe in their reality. The man made circles are quite easy to pick out when you know what to look for

    Sorry, but this just simply isn't news.

  91. mickey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the shape of mickey mouse right?

  92. bunch of baloney by Servo · · Score: 1

    Remember, patronize only genuine alien-swirled crop circles!

    Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? :)

    Personally I find the whole idea of aliens going down to the planets surface at night to write "interstellar graffiti" to be completely full of crap. If they wanted to come and communicate with us, why do so in this method? Obviously we can't figure out what they mean, only that they get more complex as time goes on. (Which to me just proves they are fake, people are trying to outdo each other.) If we can't understand the simple symbology of early crop circles, why would they come back and leave more cryptic ones? Something tells me that an alien race that is capable enough to use spacetravel to get all this way, would be smart enough to communicate with us without using stupid symbols stamped out in remote fields.

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  93. that's a disney movie? dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i really wanted to watch that in the theaters, but i don't support disney or their senators.

  94. Re:look for CATS by mfnickster · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for one that says,

    "How are you gentlemen! All your grain are belong to us!!"

    - MFN

    (move .sig)

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  95. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1, Troll
    Only it has happened, many times. Many physicists have shown themselves to be quite credulous, which is why the best debunkers tend to be magicians.

    Many physicists, yes. -And while some of them have made mistakes, which is natural when exploring new ideas, some of them have also been right. In any case, I said, "Respected Bodies of Scientists" and I phrased it that way specifically so that the objection you raised would not be valid. The editorial staff of Nature, for instance, is very likely going to have a huge bias against printing something which might make people like you call them silly no matter how good the evidence and logic. They have lives and wives to worry about. I was trying to point out the strong biases which exist, and I believe I have done so. Next point. . .

    Right. Do you also believe in UFOs, astral projection, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

    Let's see. . .

    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, don't know what you mean, yes, never heard of them, don't know, and which theory of Atlantis specifically?

    Listing a lot of different bits of 'taboo' thinking does not dubunk anything; it's just a sloppy attempt at ridicule, (one of the Skeptic's favored weapons and one which stands in stark, almost sad contrast to their supposed stance of scientific reductionism. Real scientists don't resort to school yard tactics when their ideas are challenged. Fearful children do this. And so does Randi). Please try again.

    Can you please point out any evidence of researchers being "regularly assassinated"? Beyond the biochemist thing, which is troubling but not necessarily evidence of a conspiracy?

    This is an example of exactly what I'm talking about when I say that no evidence is good enough for somebody who has already made up their mind. You find the 'biochemist thing' troubling, but not so much as to actually make you think in new ways? Hm. So in that case, no, I can't point out any evidence which will convince you. This does not mean that there isn't plenty of it out there; there is. Many of the greats, and many less famous scientists have been bullied, persuaded, mind-controled and, yes, in the harshest of circumstances, even killed. Go get over your mental blocks, and then go do some research.

    Only that James Randi's challenge includes an independent judging panel agreed upon by both he and the testee. Go read how the Randi challenge is set up; it's a fair, even-handed way to test supposed supernatural powers. And on another note, he HAS been proven wrong, just not on supernatural/alien issues; check his web page. He freely admits this.

    I spent about five minutes hunting through his website, but I was unable to find the reference to his having been proven wrong. I don't doubt you, because I know he has been, but I guess he burried mention of it deep on page 7. Although, I did notice something else. . .

    In the first few lines in the first article next to his photograph, he writes: "The scam-artists delight in reaching back for ancient ideas, particularly those that bear some real value, and then they distort it all into flummery -- which as we know, sells exceedingly well"

    And then barely half a page down, we see well positioned among the other main buttons a Donations option. "Through your support the JREF is able to continue its efforts. Help us today through a donation. You can do so easily using PayPal."

    Hmm. . .

    I'm not saying that there isn't a ton of greed and lying existing in the New Age market. But how is it that debunkers are allowed to ask for money in order to publish their information, but that people writing books I might want to read are penalized for the same thing? Is it because James Randi is a hypocrite? --And one so vastly over-stuffed that he doesn't see the irony on his own home page?

    There are thousands of people who are convinced they have powers. In controlled experiment settings, they're always proved wrong. ALWAYS. The powers evaporate, leaving a string of excuses, evasions, and prevarications.

    No. Only in the controlled experiment settings you choose to look at. --Which again cuts directly to my point that the Evidence skeptics cry for is, for all intents and purposes, unattainable. There have been a wide number of studies which have given positive results of various phenomena. But a good study doesn't mean good marketing. James "the Amazing" Randi, however, is a self promoter first and foremost, and he is supported by wealthy forces which want to see his, "Go Back To Sleep Citizen," message spread far and wide.

    -Fantastic Lad

  96. does anyone think of the bloody farmers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about how pissed you'd be to one morning find that your prize wheat field has been trampelled into cute circle patterns by some drunken geeks with too much time on their hands. It would make you what to get out the ole shotgun for sure. Not like the farm industry has the largest profit margins as it is.

  97. Re:that's a disney movie? dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Touchstone Pictures == Disney

  98. Stop! Patent Time! by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    If you can patent .jpg's and hyperlinks, Lord only knows the fun you could have by patenting this little corner of the patent universe...

    Make the Source Forge ads stop, Mommy!

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  99. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by dvdeug · · Score: 2

    James "the Amazing" Randi, however, is a self promoter first and foremost, and he is supported by wealthy forces which want to see his, "Go Back To Sleep Citizen," message spread far and wide.

    And that's why James Randi has his own highly rated television show on Sci-Fi and John Edwards is a relative unknown except among a few geeks.

  100. Re:look for CATS by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Or how about a proof to a long-standing math puzzle?

    Or the where-abouts of Jimmy Haffa's body in map form?

    Or the source code to Windows XP?
    Naw, that would starve the nation because it would kill too many crops.

  101. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by dvdeug · · Score: 2

    But how is it that debunkers are allowed to ask for money in order to publish their information, but that people writing books I might want to read are penalized for the same thing? Is it because James Randi is a hypocrite?

    And I bet James Randi doesn't approve of those people who send out the Nigeran letters asking help to embezzle millions, either. What a hypocrit. Wait a second, though; I assume since you think that he should encourage people to give money to his oppenents as well as him, you're a steady donater to him?

  102. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by braindead · · Score: 1
    • the Evidence skeptics cry for is, for all intents and purposes, unattainable. There have been a wide number of studies which have given positive results of various phenomena.
    Well, well. The scientific method suggests (among other things) that anything that can be disproven is scientific. Every discovery, to be called scientific, must have some way to be shown false. This is true for all current scientific theories and some past ones, for example Newtonian physics - that have been proven wrong since.

    So, to make my point short: You claim we should believe "various" phenomena (crop circles, I guess). Care to suggest an experiment that could disprove their validity? If the experiment is well-designed, I'm sure Randi would accept to go through that experiment.

    You say there are many reviews that show positive results. Care to share references?

  103. Is the movie a parody? by shoppa · · Score: 2
    I just saw the trailer for the movie, and my impression (given the the little snippets that were played) was that it was a spoof of the whole "Crop Circle" fad. A lot like the parody episodes that X-Files would run once or twice a season. Was I wrong?

    Of course, I'm the kind who confuses Close Encounters of the Third Kind with Closet Encounters of the Nerd Kind (a wonderful spoof of the other) while watching them to the point that it doesn't matter which one I'm watching - I'm waiting for the singing pastries :-)

  104. Randi is a cheapass imposter!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is just riding on the fame of the original Amazing Randy!!!

  105. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a bunch of new age bunk. Did you take this from some sappy sci fi book?

  106. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by noxavior · · Score: 1

    First thing that came to my mind. Just after S11, a string of researchers around the world found a large deviation from the norm of sources of randomness which they were observing.

    A sec while I google this. There for example, a study which suggests 1)that the world is linked as Gaia, 2) there was forknowledge of the events, as the curve of randomness deviated from it's baseline about 2 hours before the strikes.

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  107. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I don't know. Many scientific theories cannot be directly falsified (evolution and global warming leap to mind) but are widely regarded as the best extant explanations for the data. They have explanatory power, make predictions are what we will observe in unseen data, and are supported by a preponderance of evidence which is more parsimoniously explained by the theory than by any competitor.

    Direct falsification is only one particular method of testing theories. Not that this has much to do with UFOs, etc.

  108. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by noxavior · · Score: 1

    Totally agree with you here.

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  109. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A truly odd result, to be sure. I guarantee that nothing will ever come of it, as it falls into that cursed grab-bag of oddities that fall so far outside of the realm of the currently explainable that it will never be given anything other than a dismissive snort by the powers that be.

  110. Re:that's a disney movie? dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Movies I will no longer support==Touchstone Pictures

  111. Ignorance is bliss by Ixohoxi · · Score: 1
    I apologize for my disgust, but do you seriously claim that opinion?

    Despite your firm belief otherwise, the evidence gathered at genuine crop circles cannot be accomplished by simply pushing over the stalk until it breaks. You obviously have ZERO understanding of genuine crop circles, and need to educate yourself to prevent further episodes of disinformation.

    http://www.cropcircleresearch.com/articles/faq.htm l
    http://amo.net/Contact/

    Human beings aren't so special; organic life is but one of the many amazingly complex configurations matter can achieve. One could easily argue that Earth is much more complex and amazing. It is quite ironic then that beings who consider themselves so intelligent would dismiss the entire crop circle phenomenon as illegitimate.

    What I find most humorous is the fact that even though the phenomena has many unanswered questions, and their content appears to be of an informational nature, and the technique is impossible to accurately rerecreate with current technologies... the so-called "intelligent" species on THIS planet states that an other-worldly intelligence would use more "advanced" forms of communication.

    I hope you take this message seriously. You ARE wrong.

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    What's a second? An hour? A day?
    It has much more to do with
    the Earth's rotation than with cesium.
    1. Re:Ignorance is bliss by Kupek · · Score: 1

      Right. Those sites continually claim scientific evidence, but don't back it up.

  112. Crop Circles are test patterns... by schmaltz · · Score: 2

    ...for the big guns in the sky.

    The accuracy with which these "images" are "drawn" seems to fall into two categories, foot-trodden, and laser-like. Many seem, to me, to be the latter.

    Some of these images are very complex, and yet so accurately drawn, that the very notion they were trod out with plank and rope by a couple of old codgers (or a team of college students even) is pretty unthinkable. They would need sight lines and all sorts of technique for making sure each one of their stompings went right where it's supposed to -otherwise they'd not look so perfect as they do, no?

    These highly accurate-looking images are, in my view, a combination test pattern and non-subtle message, imaged with microwave or other high-energy, non-visible laser, mounted on an orbital "Star Wars" missile defense test platform.

    The message being, "notice the accuracy with which we draw on your front lawn? we can focus that beam on anybody who pisses us off!" (except Saddam or Osama, inexplicably) There was a hilarious scene along these lines at the begining of the Val Kilmer movie "Real Genius".

    An article in New Scientist Magazine asked "How long before we see a manifestation of a Mandelbrot [set] in the fields?" One year to the day after the publication of that question, a mandelbrot set appeared in a field near Cambridge University -where Benoit Mandelbrot had taught.

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  113. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by braindead · · Score: 1
    • Well, I don't know. Many scientific theories cannot be directly falsified (evolution and global warming leap to mind) but are widely regarded as the best extant explanations for the data. (...)
    Finding fossils that show that earth's fauna has never changed would disprove evolution. Global warming will be shown to be true of false in time, by simply monitoring temperatures. But I agree that disprovability is not the only criterion.

    I'm not the only one to say there needs to be a way to disprove a theory:

    • There is a very important characteristic of a scientific theory or hypothesis which differentiates it from, for example, an act of faith: a theory must be ``falsifiable''.
    Back to your post.
    • Direct falsification is only one particular method of testing theories. Not that this has much to do with UFOs, etc.
    A theory that says "there are aliens on Mars, they look like green dogs and visit Earth every Friday" can be disproved by taking pictures of Mars. A theory that says "aliens cannot be detected but they exist" is unscientific because it cannot be proven wrong.

    And proving something wrong is exactly what we're talking about. It can apply to dowsing of pictures of faeries, for example.

  114. Sorry in advance by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

    I can't help myself:

    Disney's three-step plan:

    1) Make crop circles.

    2) ???

    3) Profit!

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    1. Re:Sorry in advance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that doesn't work at all in this context, now does it? Next time, please think things through before ruining an other-wise good joke.

      Remember when beowulf-clusters used to actually be funny?

  115. Wired apparently wants to give a hand by jsveiga · · Score: 1
    ...and feed the hype for Disney (after bashing them for "world domination" some issues ago).

    See the article about the signs on the last issue.

  116. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by superyooser · · Score: 1
    This is perhaps the most insightful post I've ever seen on /. Fantastic post by Fantastic Lad. :-)

    You say things that most Slashdotters don't want to hear. I see that you were modded down by somebody (-1 Too_Insightful).

    People who get too successful in convincing the world of phenomenon outside the accepted realm of science are ridiculed, tormented, punished and murdered. Or nailed to crosses.

    I agree. Science, as usually practiced today, is prejudicial. That is, it pre-judges what is real and what is not real. From the outset - before any hypotheses or experiments are even conceived - most scientists make a philosophical judgment about the bounds of reality - that these bounds are subject to the creeds of materialism and naturalism. Every experiment is designed and every observation is interpreted through the lenses of these narrow-minded philosophies. Consequently, scientific conclusions are confined to a minimal part of reality. Any possible conclusions that fall outside of the naturalistic bounds are summarily discarded without any thoughtful consideration. I call this practice "Occam's Carpet Bombing."

    Note: I do not attribute crop circles to supernatural, paranormal, or extra-terrestrial causes. I am open-minded about this, but I tend to think that humans are the most likely cause.

  117. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by nomadic · · Score: 2

    You find the 'biochemist thing' troubling, but not so much as to actually make you think in new ways? Hm. So in that case, no, I can't point out any evidence which will convince you.

    In other words, "damn, I don't have any other examples, so I'll just pretend that I do but won't tell."

    This does not mean that there isn't plenty of it out there; there is. Many of the greats, and many less famous scientists have been bullied, persuaded, mind-controled and, yes, in the harshest of circumstances, even killed. Go get over your mental blocks, and then go do some research.

    Mind-controlled? How exactly does that work?

    No. Only in the controlled experiment settings you choose to look at. --Which again cuts directly to my point that the Evidence skeptics cry for is, for all intents and purposes, unattainable. There have been a wide number of studies which have given positive results of various phenomena. But a good study doesn't mean good marketing.

    No. In all experiments. None of the "promising" ones are ever successfully duplicated. This stuff isn't hard to test; if it exists it should show up easily, if it doesn't then it won't.

    If someone claims they can bend spoons with their mind, let them try. If someone can read minds, then let's see them do it. There aren't millions of variables here, the majority of paranormal claims are easy to test. They never work. NEVER. It doesn't matter how many ad hominem attacks you launch against me, James Randi, or skeptics in general, it still won't make ESP exist.

    but that people writing books I might want to read are penalized for the same thing?

    Now you're REALLY making things up out of whole cloth. How are they penalized? This isn't a rhetorical question, please tell me how all the John Edwards, Erich von Danikens, and Uri Gellers are PENALIZED. Go ahead.

  118. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Yunzil · · Score: 2

    No. Only in the controlled experiment settings you choose to look at.

    Mo. In all the properly controlled experiments. Randi is a magician. He knows how to fool people. He sets up the test so that the subject cannot cheat. Don't you find it a little bit suspicious that no one can ever make their 'powers' work under those circumstances?

  119. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Yunzil · · Score: 2

    As chance would have it, I happen to know several people who have 'supernatural' abilities

    Uh huh.

    have been so sufficiently tormented and stunted for being different while growing up by ignorant and/or cruel people around them, that they instinctively cringe away from such mean-spirited (and most likely fixed) public challenges like Randi's; they would probably shrivel up and die if forced to stand on a stage facing a million eyes determined to see only what they want to see,

    You don't have to stand on a stage. You don't have to face a million eyes. All they have to do is face Randi, one-on-one, in controlled circumstances, and bend one single spoon with their mind. Or divine the contents of the sealed envelope. Or predict the order of the cards. Or...

  120. Disney is an evil multinational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "If Disney makes crop circles in its own country"

    Contrary to /. opinion, Disney doesn't own any country yet.

    Disney is an evil multinational corporation, not restricted by borders.

    1. Re:Disney is an evil multinational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contrary to /. opinion, Disney doesn't own any country yet.

      What do you call Disneyland?

      They print their own money, have their own security force and charge people for temporary visas allowing them entrance to the country.

  121. movie spoiler by joe094287523459087 · · Score: 1

    m. night shamalan movies always have a twist that explains the whole movie. keep reading to find out the twist in Signs in the sixth sense, the twist was that the main character was actually a ghost in unbreakable, the twist was that the main characters were actually comic-book type superheroes in signs, the twist is that the crop circles are caused by the wife who was murdered by a family friend, and she is trying to communicate that back to her husband/son.

  122. Crop Circles: Quest for Truth (documentary) by studboy · · Score: 2

    in what I'd guess is a piece of miraculous timing, there's a documentary of crop circles coming around the same time. Directed by Emmy-award winning William Gazecki.

    http://www.cropcirclesthemovie.com/

    (Disclaimer: I'm not associated with the movie and havent seen it, but I've worked on the website.)

    - j

  123. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They never work. NEVER. It doesn't matter how many ad hominem attacks you launch against me, James Randi, or skeptics in general, it still won't make ESP exist.

    Go to your local library, and check out a book titled "Parapsychology: The last 60 years" by the well-respected psychologist Joseph B. Rhine. Read that book from cover to cover, and THEN come on here and flap your trap about how these things never show up in experiments.

    If you don't want to read the experimental results, then don't claim to know what you're talking about.

  124. Scientific American Link by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    click here
    Follow the link to the side bar it's pretty funny.
    I have a bridge to sell in Brooklyn. The crop circles are message from the alien saying you should buy it.

  125. I think all crop circles are man-made, but.... by deaddeng · · Score: 2

    some would take a lot of people and time,and some incredible organization.

    http://home.clara.net/lucypringle/photos/2001/uk 01 df.html

    http://www.cropcircleconnector.com/2002/windmill hi ll/windmillhill2002a.html

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  126. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2
    Those who do manage to arrive to maturity with confidence, health and strength of mind, in order to reach such a state where abilities manifest with great power, also tend to have grown a million miles beyond caring what a bunch of juvenile Skeptics happen to think.

    If that's true -- and it certainly can't be proven otherwise -- then they're welcome to their supernatural powers. But if they refuse to let their powers be tested under controlled conditions, and allow scientists to do repeated experiments, with everything that goes with it, they shouldn't be surprised when most people don't believe them.

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  127. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by dvdeug · · Score: 2

    Science, as usually practiced today, is prejudicial. That is, it pre-judges what is real and what is not real.

    That's because that's what thinking creatures do. There is no proof that writing this message wouldn't cause the destruction of the Earth. But by my judgement of what is real, this message will have minimal impact of the world. We go around assuming that floors and the ground won't collapse beneath us; it's not always a correct assumption, but someone who didn't believe that would quickly terrify themselves to death.

    If scientists didn't prejudge what was real, they would constantly be doing to experiments to see if 2+2=7 or if things fly upwards when dropped. However, scientists like to do useful research, and people prefer to pay them for useful research. So they study stuff that they believe has a decent possibility of being true.

    these bounds are subject to the creeds of materialism and naturalism.

    By the nature of science, that's about all you can study using it. Supernatural things don't obey rules that allow them to be studied. They won't appear in a labortory, they frequently won't appear on film, and they can be very good at hiding or destroying evidence about themselves. How exactly are you supposed to study them?

    There is no fundamental scientific problem with psionic powers. For some reason, however, while we can pull some guy who can bend a crowbar in half with his hands into a lab and study him, people who can bend a spoon in half with his mind tend to not be able to do that when watched too closely.

  128. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2
    In other words, "damn, I don't have any other examples, so I'll just pretend that I do but won't tell."

    Well, unfortunately I wasn't keeping records and notes of all my reading when I was looking at examples of this kind of activity. A quick search, however, through my files brought up these names: George Bull, Morris K. Jessup, Karen Silkwood, Frank Edwards, Phil Schneider, Stefan Marinov. (All murdered in fairly clear ways, some of whom, I believe, in clear attempts to misdirect; Morris K. Jessup in particular; that is, kill a guy who is spouting crap in a very obvious assassination, and then all the conspiracy people will spend all their time looking so carefully at the dead guy's notes that they miss what's really going on. But that's just my thinking.)

    Then there are the big ones, like Nicoli Tesla, Albert Einstein and Von Neumann, all of whom were manipulated to some degree, in both very obvious ways, and in some very un-obvious ways. I'm afraid you'll have to look up the information regarding these items yourself; I'm not about to go re-tracing my steps with hyperlinks and footnotes for your benefit, particularly when I'm not convinced that you really want to see any of this stuff in the first place. All I can say is that the reading is very interesting if you are ready to dig and to consider, but you must be willing to work at it.

    Mind-controlled? How exactly does that work?

    Wow! Where to start. . . This stuff is REALLY fascinating, so if you only look up some of the items I'm providing here, look up these three:

    Greenbaum Lecture. --That's the psyche side.

    Jose M. R. Delgado --The famous 'stop the charging bull with a button push' guy. He was into the direct control of the brain through electrical impulses delivered, in his early experiments, through implanted wires, and later on, with EM.

    Joseph Goebbles --The man who pioneered population control through mass media.

    If someone claims they can bend spoons with their mind, let them try. If someone can read minds, then let's see them do it. There aren't millions of variables here, the majority of paranormal claims are easy to test. They never work. NEVER. It doesn't matter how many ad hominem attacks you launch against me, James Randi, or skeptics in general, it still won't make ESP exist.

    What can I say? You say NEVER with such utter conviction, there really isn't much point in trying to offer you new info for consideration. There is plenty, (though clearly, you haven't seen any of it; and unless you specifically look beyond CNN and the popular media feeds, you won't), however I am not going to bother listing them for you. And no, it's not that, "damn, I don't have any other examples, so I'll just pretend that I do but won't tell," it's that I don't feel like working in order to provide you with links and names etc. just for you to dismiss out of hand. Your level of awareness is YOUR problem and nobody else's.

    If I'm reading you incorrectly, then I apologize, but must still recommend you go look for the material yourself. Start with Healing Touch; there were some good double blind studies done in the late eighties. Also, Acupuncture is another system with a fairly low threat factor for normal people stuck in orthodox thinking; Acupuncture clearly works, (even on animals during surgery, which removes the question of any placebo effect), but orthodox medicine doesn't want to admit it because it raises some foundation breaking possibilities. --It's nothing scary; it's all well within the realm of physical science, it just undermines certain 'rules' of medicine which would upset many were they broken. Anyway, that information is all out there as well, for those willing to search.

    Now you're REALLY making things up out of whole cloth. How are they penalized? This isn't a rhetorical question, please tell me how all the John Edwards, Erich von Danikens, and Uri Gellers are PENALIZED. Go ahead.

    Are you intentionally mis-understanding the semantics here?

    First off, I am not familiar with any of the three authors (?) you listed. I assume you believe they are con-artists of some color or other, and because you bring them up with such confidence, then I suspect they probably really are. I wouldn't know until I read their material, however.

    In any case, when I said penalized, I meant that the James Randi's of the world look at the fact that New Age books are sold rather than given away for free, as proof positive that New Age books are filled ONLY with lies and that their authors are ALL in it just for the money. --A damning statement and a 'penalty'. And that's what I meant. Perhaps 'penalize' was the wrong word to use in this case, but that's hardly the point. I hope we're done with that! I hate it when this kind of conversation devolves on one side into the mere clashing of word semantics; it's usually at that point when denial is in full swing and nothing is being heard. Rather like covering one's ears and singing, "La, La, La, I can't here you!"

    But I don't think we're at that point, so I'll just let it be for now.

    I hope that gives you something interesting to chew on. Enjoy! (If you will. It's up to you. Learning is fun!)

    -Fantastic Lad

  129. Discovery Channel segment on this by Preposterous+Coward · · Score: 2
    now they are getting more complicated in shape, some of them would be damn hard to draw on paper, you'd need precise measurements just to draw it on paper so whoever is doing them now is putting a great deal of effort into them.

    There probably are lots of people doing them, but they don't really seem that hard. There is a documentary on (I think) the Discovery Channel that has aired a few times over the years where they actually go out with some folks one night and do time-lapse photography as they make a highly complicated crop circle. (They drew the original design using some basic geometric templates, compasses, and things like that, iirc.)

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    "Biped! Good cranial development. Evidently considerable human ancestry."
  130. talk about begging the question by Preposterous+Coward · · Score: 2
    (some of the farmers have put their fields under video surveillance, found no evidence of people wandering around and had a crop circle the next morning..).

    OK, so the video surveillance didn't see people -- what the hell did it see then? Alien spaceships? The circles just magically appeared *without* any cause?

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    "Biped! Good cranial development. Evidently considerable human ancestry."
    1. Re:talk about begging the question by jeremyp · · Score: 2

      It was dark right?

      The video surveillance probably saw mysterious lights bobbing about in the field. These were obviously beings from another World - or maybe head torches.

      There is absolutely no way any crop circle is the product of anything except standard human beings with a sense of humour - or maybe aliens with a sense of humour although it does seem to be a long way to come just to wind up the local intelligent liefeforms.

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      All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
  131. Screw that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're worried about 2012! My calendar ends on July 31st! We only have 10 days!! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

    Oh, wait...sorry, I just turned the page. There's August, September...December, and MY CALENDAR RUNS OUT! Oh my god: only 163 days until the end! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

  132. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by dvdeug · · Score: 2

    orthodox medicine doesn't want to admit it because it raises some foundation breaking possibilities.

    And you seem to think that's a bad thing. Once you think you know what's going on, you don't switch foundations on anything less than very strong and compelling evidence.

    Frankly, you'll get farther predicting the movement of the planets believing the planets and sun move around the earth in circles, each riding their own little cirles upon cirles, then you'll get believing the planets and Earth move around the sun in simple cirles. And the paths for the first couldn't have been predicted except by many years of devotion to that theory.

    the James Randi's of the world look at the fact that New Age books are sold rather than given away for free, as proof positive that New Age books are filled ONLY with lies and that their authors are ALL in it just for the money

    The quotation you gave certainly doesn't prove that - he's specifically complaining about scam-artists in that quote. Having read Randi's weekly column, he clearly understands that many authors believe what they are writing.

    First off, I am not familiar with any of the three authors [John Edwards, Erich von Daniken, and Uri Geller] (?) you listed.

    Really? I know you haven't read Randi's weekly columns, since he goes after John Edwards almost every week. (He channels the dead for people on the Sci-Fi channel; his very successful shows has produced much backlash.) He also mentions Uri Geller frequently. (Uri Geller is, among other things, a spoon-bender and has been around for many decades. He's sued Randi, among others, for slander a couple times, never successful in court, but Randi is now somewhat circumspec about how he refers to Geller.) (Erich von Daniken wrote the very successful Chariot of the Gods and other books.) How you've never heard of them is beyond me; they are arguably the three most succesful (money and fame) non-religious paranormal people of this century.

  133. taking the mickey.. by flumps · · Score: 1

    how did they tell?

    "well, geoff, what we've got here is two small circles intersecting one larger one..."

    "gee this looks awful familiar.."

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    "So there he is, risen from the dead. Like that fella, E. T." - Father Ted Crilly
  134. Re:the surprising cause of the real crop circles.. by jeremyp · · Score: 2

    Crop circles have been appearing in England since the mid eighties. In fact they are old news here now - nobody talks about them anymore.

    At their peak in the early nineties there were people including some reputable scientists who actually believed that they weren't made by human beings. To be fair the reputable scientists all fell into the "bizarre meteorological phenomenon" as opposed to the "beings from outer space" camp.

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    All I want is a secure system where it's easy to do anything I want. Is that too much to ask ~~ Randall Munroe
  135. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 2

    I happen to know several people who have 'supernatural' abilities but who [...] have been so sufficiently tormented and stunted for being different while growing up by ignorant and/or cruel people around them [...]

    And let me guess, they're all right now in the process of swearing an oath to protect a world that fear and hate them? And I thought that was just a comic. Silly silly me.

    --

    "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok

  136. Crop circles are big business by davidmb · · Score: 0
    Not just for the "cerealogists" who investigate them,but for the farmers who charge people to otur the fields and take photographs.

    Crop circles keep getting bigger and better because there's competition these days. There are well-motivated students out there who are capable of designing and creating amazing things in fields of wheat.

  137. Skeptic search engine by WallyHartshorn · · Score: 1

    [begin pimping]

    By the way, I run a skeptic-oriented search engine called Skeptic Planet that indexes 40 of the topic skeptic sites. That makes it easy to find skeptical examinations of this type of thing. (Entering "crop circles" came up with 427 matches, every one with a skeptical viewpoint.)

    I also run a Slash-based news site called Skeptic News, which is another good source.

    [end pimping]

  138. "counter the release"? no, assist it. by torpor · · Score: 2

    Don't think PopSci, or SciAm are above being paid to run a story that's relevant to crop circles in a timely fashion 'to coincide with the release of...' - because they are not above it. These magazines are *frequently* paid to take 'guest editorials' on topical subjects ...

    The movie industry dedicates entire *departments* to getting media and press to publish stories relating to current topical movies. You don't have to look far to see the effects of this - CNN are *always* running 'filler stories' that are somehow topical with the latest blockbusters ...

    Look at it this way. You read about crop circles in this months SciAm, then you see the "Signs" posters at the busstop, and you figure "hey, okay, I'll go see it - I'm interested in crop circles lately".

    That whole transaction was planned, months ago.

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    ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
  139. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by gorilla · · Score: 2
    I can go down to Houston one evening and watch the shuttle launch.

    Wow! You've got good eyesight! The shuttles launch from Florida.

  140. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

    Right. Do you also believe in UFOs, astral projection, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trans-mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

    If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

    I can't possibly be the only one who caught the reference....

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    Hey kids, there's only 5 days left 'til Yak Shaving Day!
  141. Into the third dimension... by Cmdr+TECO · · Score: 1
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    echo 33676832766569823265328479713269.8639857989Pq | dc
  142. Re:"counter the release"? no, assist it. by deglr6328 · · Score: 2

    buuuut.....the article was critical of the whole crop circle/ created by aliens phenomenon. It certainly wasn't an endorsment of that waste of film Signs. It makes me NOT want to see it.

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    - "Hear that?! The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!"
  143. A bit byond the hype by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Ok a hobby of mine was checking out conspericy theroies.
    (They get old after a while. Same stuff and once your familure with the matereal you don't even need to lift a finger to find the flaws)

    Crop circles are one of the few compelling storys.

    Firstly the two hoaxters probably got the idea from storys hence it's quite possable there were cicrlces before this.

    Aliens: Sorry just makes no sence. The original idea of alien landings dosn't fit the crop circles be they fake or "real"

    As far as I know they all fit the patern of "fake" the real crop circles are created by altering the plants so say the pro-Circle side.

    The original idea is that UFOs lanneded there and created the circles on landing. That dies with the fact that only the FAKE are crushed plants.

    Alien signs. Ok I see a number of problems with this. First it's dam complex. Second how freaking hard would it be to transmit a radio signal?
    It took hoaxters to get our attention in the first place. So if there are real circles they aren't signs.

    So then what? Disease?

    My own theroy is some of the hoaxters don't want to damage the crops so they created crop circles by come cemical means. Spray plants and they bend over a piriod of time. Easy simple. Instant hoax and it takes less time.

    Or...

    They are all crushed plants and the pro side is lying... and it wouldn't be the first time.

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    I don't actually exist.
  144. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by jafac · · Score: 2

    Bah! Look at Charles T. Tart, Professor Emeritus of Psychology at UC Davis. A man who has had a long, and successful career as a psychology professor - a staunch believer in "Transpersonal Psychology" -
    (here's his web page: http://www.paradigm-sys.com/cttart/
    )

    He's had his share of critics mind you, but nobody sabotaged his career or mind controlled him into silence or assassinated him. You'd think that if there were underhanded efforts to discredit the whole "supernatural phenomenon" deal, that he would have been a prime target.

    I'm a proponent of the supernatural (somewhat) myself, but I sure as hell don't believe in some vast conspiracy to silence those who study these phenomena seriously. That's just plain bullshit. Any field like this, of course, is going to attract people who are flakes. Those flakes get discredited, and generally bad things happen to them. And there are also perfectly good scientists who DO make some observations which are unexplainable. Nothing is happening to those people.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  145. mod parent up, please. by Artifex · · Score: 2

    I run a skeptic-oriented search engine called Skeptic Planet
    [...]
    I also run a Slash-based news site called Skeptic News...


    Cool. Haven't played with them, yet, but they're bookmarked now =) Definitely relevant to the topic under discussion.

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    Get off my launchpad!
  146. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    if they refuse to let their powers be tested under controlled conditions, and allow scientists to do repeated experiments, with everything that goes with it, they shouldn't be surprised when most people don't believe them.

    The question you should ask is why belief must these days be predicated upon scientists running tests in far away labs, declaring their results positive or negative, and people believing blindly whatever they say.

    -When any number of phenomenon can be experienced first hand by any interested person who is willing to think outside the imposed parameters.

    This is what scares those in power; that people will decide to take up this natural power and grow in awareness. I am not saying that science and technology are bad, but I AM saying that the dark underpinnings which have also been sold with science and technology are such that people are very easily told what to believe. -And what they are told to believe is that they should not try to raise their awareness.

    A raised awareness might lead to people becoming free. The power elite would not like that! No sir. And this is the sole reason I'm blowing bandwidth on this subject.

    -Fantastic Lad

  147. Re:JAMES RANDI = FOOL. -Don't use him as an exampl by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Sure. But the claim that science makes, is that I can go down to Houston one evening and watch the shuttle launch. Science is open to people to people looking over their shoulder

    The interesting thing is that nobody is stopping you from looking over the shoulder of the martial artist who can put his hand through two inches of plate steel.

    But you have to find the guy first, earn his respect and abandon your current life. Because the kinds of powers we're talking about there require a complete altering of yourself and mind. Of course, this sounds ridiculous to you now in the place and thinking where you currently reside. But that's just the point, you see?

    Easier is that you try to affect your dreaming state, or attempt to see auras, or percieve things beyond what you normally do. Nobody is stopping you from doing this except you. With first hand experience, you don't need to worry about what popular science has to say on the matter. And then you will understand why those on the outside of the cage behave the way they do towards those on the inside, who snarl and hiss and deny not just that the door is standing open, but that there is a door in the cage at all.

    One must NEVER drag another out; it would harm them. It would interrupt their learning cycle before they are, 'ripe'. The captive must choose.

    But it's okay to make invitations. . .

    -Fantastic Lad

  148. Slashdot missed the REAL STORY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    These crop-circles don't have to be made by anyone.

    Disney allegedly funded the creation of a breed of Genetically-Modified maize, which is pre-programmed to grow in formation, resulting in crop-circles while-u-wait.

    Probably best not to eat any of it.