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A Contrarian View of Open Source

Bruce Sterling's OSCON speech is now online - fun, light reading. And a reminder: the Global Civil Society design contest (which we mentioned before) is ending soon.

253 comments

  1. A "contrarian view of open source"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You may as well just call it a "troll".

  2. the WHAT department? by sllort · · Score: 1, Troll

    from the open-arms-and-a-threadbare-tank-top-and-unbuttoned -jeans dept.

    Unbuttoned jeans? I thought that was a San Francisco thing, not a Slashdot Editor thing. Shows what I know.

    1. Re:the WHAT department? by Oliver+Newland · · Score: 0, Troll

      What does unbuttoned jeans mean? Sorry, I'm not of USian descent.

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      I got a 1600 on the SATs.
    2. Re:the WHAT department? by buzzbomb · · Score: 1

      Shows what I know.

      Actually, it shows that you didn't read the article/speech.

    3. Re:the WHAT department? by sllort · · Score: 1

      Actually, it shows that you didn't read the article/speech.

      "That Linux Girl. That little slip of a hippie girl.

      She's got open arms, and a threadbare tank top, and unbuttoned jeans. Free Love, that's what it's all about for our Linux Girl. Free like freedom, free like beer, free like, whatever."


      Oh, I read it. I just didn't appreciate anyone calling Linux a slut.

    4. Re:the WHAT department? by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      That's why it's labeled a "contrarian" view of open source, even though he clearly prefers open source to the alternative.

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      If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
    5. Re:the WHAT department? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overrated? Is that you, Rob?

    6. Re:the WHAT department? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2
      even though he clearly prefers open source to the alternative

      Actually, if you read carefully, he prefers Free Software. He sees Open Source as a lesser evil when compared to the unholy of unholies.

      --
      That is all.
    7. Re:the WHAT department? by urmensch · · Score: 0

      why don't you just call her a nympho then? same thing but slightly different spin... how about very affectionate? sound any better?

      the world needs sluts. duh.

    8. Re:the WHAT department? by hazyshadeofwinter · · Score: 1

      > Actually, it shows that you didn't read the article/speech.

      Also, another sign of this is when your browser's address bar starts with "http://slashdot.org/comments.pl"

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      Click here if you just like to click on shit.
    9. Re:the WHAT department? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? Stallman and Bruce Perens are a whiny bitches.

  3. A bird? A plane? by dirvish · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What is a Contrarian?

  4. Re:A bird? A plane? by TheKubrix · · Score: 1, Informative
  5. how long did that speech take? by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't believe people could go that long without refreshing /. or checking email.

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    1. Re:how long did that speech take? by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2

      45 minutes, not counting the time it took to move us from a smaller room to a larger room (duh).
      -russ

      --
      Don't piss off The Angry Economist
    2. Re:how long did that speech take? by An+IPv6+obsessed+guy · · Score: 1
      That's what the wireless network was for.

      Oh, wait, did I hear something about it being rude to be typing away while someone is talking to you?

  6. Re:How is that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On Slashdot it does.

  7. Sterling Speeking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw him give a speech once. It was terrible. He must have had it memorized word for word. He just went on and on talking about his futurist philosophy in a style that was very rigid. It seemed as though he had given the exact speech dozens of times before with the exact same words and jokes. The only thing that gave it any worth was the question and answer session where he suddenly stopped talking like a machine and became an interesting human once again.

  8. closed vs. open source by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 0

    Open source may be viral, but closed Src aids the spread of cancer!

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    example.org - powered by Linux!
  9. I can relate to the speaker. by t0qer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    *disclaimer*This is a re-post of a comment I made a while back.

    I was a sysadmin for 7 years, the fact that lusers would never heed my warings, read the documentation, or flat out needed things repeated to them 20 times in a row made me decide to quit being the McDonalds coke and a smile "Hi How may I fix your computer today?"

    Near my 7th year, I became frustrated, started telling people how stupid I thought they were to their face (Usually after the 8th time of explaining something) And generally degraded into the self absorbed irritating prick that I am today.

    2 years later i'm still recovering. Where I used to fix my friends and families computers for free I now charge the shit outta them till they don't wanna come back. Everytime the phone rings my hair still stands up on end because i'm afraid of yet another person saying, "Hey toq just wanted to ask you a quick question!" No it's never a quick question, it's a gateway into a line of questioning not even the worse murderer would be subjected to in a police interregation.

    And you dare say was I ever a sysadmin, jeesh. I'd bet money I could w00p your arse in a contest of skills any day of the week. Trust me kid, you just haven't burned out yet, but you will. And when you do, that's where open source with the lack of stupid people and politics will be waiting.

    --toq

    1. Re:I can relate to the speaker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry... I'm not sure you made a point?

    2. Re:I can relate to the speaker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's another computer expert (expert = drip under pressure) who thinks people with other careers and interests are beneath his holiness and perfection.

      Any sysadmin ever gets uppity with me over a simple question gets their pasty, gangly ass tossed out the nearest window.

    3. Re:I can relate to the speaker. by t0qer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Any sysadmin ever gets uppity with me over a simple question

      A simple question would be one thing, a simple question repeated over and over again by the same person could be seen as a sign of insanity. I.e.

      3 a : extreme folly or unreasonableness b : something utterly foolish or unreasonable
      *taken from websters*

      The folly being, the user just relies on the support personal to do the thinking for them on the most basic of computer functions.

      Take for example, someone that asks too many questions about M$ office suites.

      There are many small schools out there inside of places like staples that can provide the *proper* enviroment for training in these softwares. Yet most people tend to rely on their internal support staff for things like changing the color and size of fonts.

      Since learning is important to a support person, and not a user, then wouldn't the support persons time be better spent learning how to lessen their own load? Simple things like having time set aside to lay out templates, use the answer wizard for office installs to create better automated installs (with said included templates) Create documentation (which is useless because lazy people would rather ask questions)

      Thing you don't realize is if you quit wasting all the admins time on your patheticly stupid simple questions, he, she, they would have more time to make your life easier and simpler.

      I've yet to walk into a company who's management want's to take this type of proactive support because most upper management relies very heavily on this "just in time" support model. It sucks, I've been through it enough. I think the whole MS product line is a complete waste of time for IT departments because ultimately it is the users and upper management that fuck it up... Not the admins.

      So next time you ask your sysadmin a stupid word question, better hope it's not me, cause i'm a 190lb lean mean gorrilla now that I go out and exercise daily. We'll see who tosses who out the window OK?

      --toq

    4. Re:I can relate to the speaker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice post. you kick ass.

      matt

    5. Re:I can relate to the speaker. by MrWa · · Score: 1
      So next time you ask your sysadmin a stupid word question, better hope it's not me, cause i'm a 190lb lean mean gorrilla now that I go out and exercise daily. We'll see who tosses who out the window OK?

      Ok, well how about the next time I ask my sysadmin a question that isn't simple (e.g. what is the smtp server address? can you recover the data on my nonfunctioning NTFS drive? etc.) do some *research* beyond looking in your "System Administration for Dummies" book!!! Every time I have to do the job myself - because IT is either too stupid, too lazy, or just plain incompetant - I get less sympathetic to those that complain about "stupid" users.

      The reason that sysadmins are maligned by users is precisely this disconnect between what people expect from you and what they actually recieve. It is a service business now. Sorry. The customer is always right - especially when they are wrong.

    6. Re:I can relate to the speaker. by t0qer · · Score: 1

      (e.g. what is the smtp server address? can you recover the data on my nonfunctioning NTFS drive? etc.)

      Answer 1, depends on your network. I always have this answer memorized. Of course if you were creative you would simply look at your outlook settings to find this info out, but again you are a lazy SOB. Any admin that can't memorize the IP adresses or DNS names of major servers is a retard.

      Answer 2, Depends on what's wrong with the drive. You can use a NT boot disk (I get my instructions from jsiinc.com) and run chkdsk on it. Might need to run fixmbr and fixboot too. In the event of a catastrophic hardware failure Hopefully your IT department was smart enough to use connected online backup (because maintaining tapes for all users is a bitch). Hopefully YOU were smart enough to leave checkmarks next to the folders you wanted backed up.

      No i'm not the normal NT certified on paper kind of guy. I actually know wtf i'm doing. You on the other hand are a typical user.

    7. Re:I can relate to the speaker. by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Oh and your drive probably went corrupt due to a lack of maintenence on your part. Scandisk, defrag, chkdsk on reboot,Scandisk, defrag, chkdsk on reboot,Scandisk, defrag, chkdsk on reboot,Scandisk, defrag, chkdsk on reboot,Scandisk, defrag, chkdsk on reboot,Scandisk, defrag, chkdsk on reboot,Scandisk, defrag, chkdsk on reboot,Scandisk, defrag, chkdsk on reboot,

      How many times have sysadmins had to repeat that one?

      You know, using a computer is a lot like driving a car. Every so often you have to do maintenence on it. You have to wash it, you have to clean out the fast food wrappers, you have to change the oil.

      Seeing as how computers are becoming as prevelant as autos in the US, if you don't learn these basic skills you cannot drive. Period.

      Admins should be there for 2 things.
      Set things up so they can't go wrong.
      Fix things when they do go wrong.

      I've never read in any job advertisement for a sysadmin...

      Duties include
      Explaining why windows crashes (does anyone have a real answer?)
      Becoming a third brain lobe for the executives because they cannot fill their precious MBA heads with such trivial stuff
      Doing work for people too unqualified for their jobs.
      Can never display angst on the job, must be in a full time psudo "prozac" happyness.

      See, that is reality for sysadmins everywhere. Let me tell you a funny story.

      There was this one company I worked for that had a webmistriss. She called me over one day because she "was having problems" I had to sit there and teach her how to upload a file to the webserver, how to create transparent gif's, how to do this and that until 4 hours later I pretty much built the company website. Who do you think got the credit? Did I even get a thanks? Fuck no!

      It really eats me that just about anyone can present a doctored resume, BS well in an interview, and get a job just by knowing what technilogical "buzzwords" a interviewer want's to hear.

      So don't cry me a river about disconnects. Not my fault HR failed and hired stupid people or some exec wanted to give his neice a job (which was my case) How can there be a disconnect if the person doesn't even know how to do their frickin job? It's not a complex question, it's pretty simple. Why do corporations do this shit? Huh?

      nuff said.

  10. After reading that... by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 1

    I suffered a temporary -1 to my intelligence.

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    You think that I'm crazy, you should see this guy!
  11. OT: USian by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Ok, this is completely offtopic, but I've had it with freaking USian... It's the United States of America I'm terribly sorry that later, there came to be different countries in areas that later came to be known as North America, Central America and South America, but those terms, correct me if I am wrong, came later. Even if they didn't, it's our country, it is the only one with "America" in the name, and calling ourselves after the name of our country is, it would seem, our right. Otherwise I will maintain that the "English" stop calling themselves that, because there are many countries that speak English.

    1. Re:OT: USian by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: 2

      Exactly: This is an example of typical natiocentricical thinking. This even trickles to the state level, i.e., californitinos, louisiajuns, and canaminesottians to name a few.

      The USian reference is a deunificating process by which the majority befog political borders.

      Be sure to visit Bruce at his site. He is a Texican. :)

      --
      If we don't fight for ourselves no one will.
    2. Re:OT: USian by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Well, the biggest argument I can make against USian is that appending "ian" to an abbreviation is damned ugly.

      Regarding the bit about the English, note that technically there is no country named England; this is merely a territory of the nation known formally as Great Britain and Northern Ireland. So, at least as far as nationality is concerned, there are no "English", and there haven't been since the eighteenth century. That some "British" citizens happen to call themselves "English" is incidental.

    3. Re:OT: USian by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 2

      I may be mistaken, but I think that people from the UK prefer to be called British, Irish, Scottish (etc) and actually take offense to the term "English." Personally, I could care less what people in other countries call me, and aside from the horrible spelling and grammar implicit in the abbreviation "USian," I'm fine with that.

      And, on a side note, I believe that the portion of the continent upon which the U.S. sits was originally dubbed "America" (after some cartographer, I believe), and the term was later extended into Canada and the southern continent. So I guess maybe technically (and out of simplicity) we could call ourselves Americans.

    4. Re:OT: USian by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      so, enlighten me.... I thought it was the United Kingdom? Or was that the full name? United Kindgom of England which is now Great Britain/Northern Ireland? Sorry, geography illiterate.

    5. Re:OT: USian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. If I have to call Burma "Myanmar", then annoying foreigners have to call me an American.

    6. Re:OT: USian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the rest of the world continues to refer to citizens of the U.S.A. as morons.......

      Couldn't resist.

    7. Re:OT: USian by kiwimate · · Score: 2

      I think it's "Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland", encompassing England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland.

    8. Re:OT: USian by katre · · Score: 1

      I may be mistaken, but I think that people from the UK prefer to be called British, Irish, Scottish (etc) and actually take offense to the term "English."

      That's because you have your groups mixed up. Most everyone from the UK is British. People from England (the southeastern bit of that funny triangly island) are English. Etc etc Scottish and Welsh and Irish. The reason most of the British resent being called English is because their ancestors tended to fight long wars with the English, which they then lost, making them now part of the same country.

    9. Re:OT: USian by CynicTheHedgehog · · Score: 2

      Gotcha. Thanks for the clarification.

    10. Re:OT: USian by hamal · · Score: 1
      And, on a side note, I believe that the portion of the continent upon which the U.S. sits was originally dubbed "America" (after some cartographer, I believe), and the term was later extended into Canada and the southern continent. So I guess maybe technically (and out of simplicity) we could call ourselves Americans.
      That is incorrect. America was named after Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian who sailed to "the Indies" shortly after Columbus did. AFAIK he sailed to the Americas twice and both times he landed on South America. Apparently the continent was named after him since he was the first to discover that America was not part of Asia, as Columbus assumed.
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      It is 66ly away, so it doesn't alter your personality.
    11. Re:OT: USian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To make it properly analagous, let's just call them GBian. Sounds so...just...incredibly stupid. Like "hella" as an abbreviation for "hell of a (lot)".

    12. Re:OT: USian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, everyone has a claim to the name "America". I live in Bristol, in the UK, and the latest claim is that America is named after a merchant with a similiar name, who helped to finance the building of John Cabots ship, the Mathew

      Go look it up.

    13. Re:OT: USian by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      I've had it with freaking USian... It's the United States of America

      I totally agree with your larger point about USian but I have to say you do a piss poor job of arguing it. The different areas know as North America, Central America et al. did not get those names after America the country but before. The America that we are the united states of refers to the entire "new world". You argument about the English is silly since it's not refering to the language the speak but the fact that they live in the country of England which is also where the language comes from and thus the language is "English" because like English people it comes from England. (I realise at this point you could get REALLY pedantic and say that "English" to the Angles so an archaic "English" language precedes the nation)

      The real argument against "USian" is that it is pedantic, silly, sounds ugly and nobody in the real world uses it. And if we are being so pedantic that we reject "American" on logical gounds "USian" is just as wrong for just as valid a logical reason since it would also refer to citizens of the United States of Mexico (and there are probably other "united states of _____ " out there).

  12. Wow. What a bore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Page after page of immature politics, strawman arguments (show me one person in the history of the Earth who ever talked about the "easy" life of miners), ignorance (Apple's "dinky" operating system? It's BSD Unix, you twit!), paranoia and just tired old wanna-be rebel hooha.

    There's just nothing new or interesting left in the world.

    1. Re:Wow. What a bore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Have you ever successfully read *and* understood something that wasn't on a cereal box?

  13. This gem by Otter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In general, if there's a point in here beyond the Eric Raymond-ish hand-jobbing of the audience, it was entirely lost on me. This chunk particularly stood out, though:
    So, I let Cory convince me and I installed Mozilla on my Mac. And its bug-track completely wrecked System 9. So I stopped fighting with Cory Doctorow. Not because he was winning the argument, but because his fucking Open Source solution cost me three days of desperate effort to restore my files! So I took the further trouble to install System X, and I backed up everything of course, but I still don'tget it about System X quite frankly, and neither does System X. It never knows what it's running. There are chunks of Microsoft code in there like giant lumps of black putty just lying to you about what they are doing on the Internet. It's like trying to wade through drilling mud running this thing. It steers itself by committee.

    You know, there's not even a pretense of sense there. It's purely words strung together for effect.

    1. Re:This gem by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      It's purely words strung together for effect.

      Sure, and the effect is worth it. It's a rant, pure and simple, but unlike *yours*, it's a well-written rant.
      -russ

      --
      Don't piss off The Angry Economist
    2. Re:This gem by realdpk · · Score: 4, Informative

      How is it well-written? It's some incoherent mess about going from System 9 to System X and then Microsoft black putty. "I still don't get it about System X". What?

    3. Re:This gem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you're stupid. Sorry.

    4. Re:This gem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been doing a lot of this, but hey, I'll deconstruct yet another analogy that 99% of Slashdot appears to being having trouble with.

      He is complaining that OS X doesn't feel like a well written, coherent Operating System. To Bruce, OS X is like some kind of mish-mash of code, and it just doesn't "flow". OS X seems to have schitzophrenia. Apple seem a little unsure of their own design. OS X feels slow and sluggish.

      A little clearer now, perhaps? Its very odd, and sad at the same time. You place a well written speech in front of a Slashdot audience, and the majority simply dismiss it as "incoherent". The Internet Generation: Attention Spans measured by the nanosecond!

    5. Re:This gem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if that is so why is he calling it system X and since when is there MS code in OS X?

    6. Re:This gem by Philip+Trent · · Score: 1

      It is incoherent. If he can't make his point in simple English, what point does he have? And what on earth does he mean by "System X has all this Microsoft code in it?"

    7. Re:This gem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad thing is that it is less a less-than-glowing report of an experience with an Open Source project. And rather than acknowledge a problem or look for ways to improve it, Slashbots defensively cry "incoherent!"

      Pathetic.

    8. Re:This gem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because Bruce is not a geek, and previous to OS X, the Apple Operating System was called System 9?

      Or is that too simple for you?

    9. Re:This gem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is incoherent if you have poor reading skills. I'm sorry, I sound like a troll, but it true. If you are not a good reader, you will not be able to unravel the analogies and litarary pross that Bruce is using. The guy is a writter, not a geek.

      what on earth does he mean by "System X has all this Microsoft code in it?"

      You complain that you cannot understand the writing, but then you complain when he is clear? He means exactly what he says; OS X has a lot of Microsoft applications in it. Internet Explorer and Office, for a start.

      Bruce is a writter, not a geek. That is why his speech is a contrarian view of Open Source and Free Software.

    10. Re:This gem by obsidian+head · · Score: 1

      Because a) it fits within the normal Mac OS naming convention, and b) you've never run OS X, have you?

    11. Re:This gem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. OS X doesn't come with Office.

      2. Applications and operating systems aren't the same thing. Just because OS X comes with IE doesn't mean that IE is part of the OS.

      Bruce is a writter, not a geek.

      You, on the other hand, are clearly neither. "Litarary". "Writting".

      I wouldn't be throwing stones at the literacy of other people if I were you, Sparky.

    12. Re:This gem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, thats it. Ignore half of my argument ("OS X doesn't come with Office" No, but it comes with Internet Explorer, as I pointed out.), then ignore the fact that Bruce Sterling is a writer, and doesn't know the difference between an Operating System and an Application (Why should he?). As a final oncore, pick fault with my spelling errors and typos, even though I have already apologised for them.

      No really, well done. Your arguments have clearly floored me, I concede to your amazing powers of deduction and reasoning.

    13. Re:This gem by Otter · · Score: 1
      Sure, and the effect is worth it. It's a rant, pure and simple, but unlike *yours*, it's a well-written rant.

      Hey, de gustibus non..., uh....anyway, if that's your taste, then so be it. Sterling has certainly sold a lot more books than me, however annoying I find his voice.

      Still, it's hardly "contrarian". The sucking up to the audience would make Jon Katz cringe.

    14. Re:This gem by Otter · · Score: 1
      A little clearer now, perhaps? Its very odd, and sad at the same time. You place a well written speech in front of a Slashdot audience, and the majority simply dismiss it as "incoherent".

      Geez, people really want to argue the logical merits of that paragraph? OK, let's paraphrase it:

      I installed Mozilla and the crash data reporter broke OS 9. [1] So I installed OS X [2] and don't like it. [3] There's weird processes running [4] and Internet Explorer is doing things behind my back. [5] And then two more sentences with an unclear antecedent.[6]

      [1] I've never heard of that happening and I was pretty underwhelmed by MacOS Mozilla of that era. But, OK..

      [2] Why?!?

      [3] Neither do I, but what does that have to do with open source?

      [4] Huh? OS X is much more transparent than older MacOS versions. How could you view processes in OS 9?

      [5] Leaving aside the question of whether that's so, a) what does that have to do with Mozilla and b) how is that different from IE on OS 9?

      [6] This dispute reminds me of similar ones I've had over Fargo or Twin Peaks. You tell me I'm obtuse; I think you're a poseur impressed by a lot of smoke and mirrors. Maybe I kid myself, but I think I'm smart enough that if I can't see the sense here, there probably isn't a large readership that can.

    15. Re:This gem by Philip+Trent · · Score: 1

      Look, pal, I've been a journalist and editor since I was 21 and if I say writing is incoherent, trust me, it's incoherent. I wouldn't sign this piece of garbage off for any publication I was in charge in, and I'd be ashamed to print anything quite so idiotic as Sterling's speech with my name on it. I, too, am a writer, not a geek, and I understand the difference between an operating system and an application, so I think Sterling can too.

    16. Re:This gem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I, too, am a writer, not a geek, and I understand the difference between an operating system and an application, so I think Sterling can too."

      I'm so glad the Gibbonian sentence is not dead.

    17. Re:This gem by soulsteal · · Score: 2
      It's purely words strung together for effect.

      So is this:

      My religion has taught me not to be afraid to call someone wrong when it does something, says something, stands for something, or engages in something that violates the values in which I believe. Let's review the errors in Slashdot's statements in order. First, I'm oversimplifying things a little here. Obviously, you shouldn't automatically believe all the allegations I've been making, so let me elaborate a bit. Time has only reinforced that conviction. (Actually, Slashdot's left hand doesn't know what its right hand is doing, but that's not important now.)

      Because there is no time and little temptation for those who work hard on their jobs and their responsibilities to clear forests, strip the topsoil, and turn a natural paradise into a dust bowl through a self-induced drought, it therefore stands to reason that its attempts to bury our heritage, our traditions, and our culture are much worse than mere opportunism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation. Let's consider for a moment, though, that maybe the only effective and responsible course of action is to warn the public against those brutish, xenophobic cretins whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil, but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled, -- an often frustrating prescription, to be sure. Then doesn't it follow that no one today believes that Slashdot is merely trying to make this world a better place in which to live? Although chimpanzees can be convinced to wear clothing, understand commands, and even ride bicycles (if well paid for their services in bananas), it would be virtually impossible to convince Slashdot that its subordinates' thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be. On the other hand, every time Slashdot tells its cohorts that it knows 100% of everything 100% of the time, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question.

      If you want a better opportunity to get a job, raise a family in a safe neighborhood, have a better chance at a good education, and lower the taxes on the money you earn, then I ask that you help me confront and reject all manifestations of communism. Slashdot may vilify our history, character, values, and traditions right after it reads this letter. Let it. By next weekend, I will set the record straight. Let me close by reminding you that Slashdot uses the word "literally" when it means "metaphorically".

    18. Re:This gem by arb · · Score: 1

      1. OS X doesn't come with Office.

      2. Applications and operating systems aren't the same thing. Just because OS X comes with IE doesn't mean that IE is part of the OS.


      When I was doing IT support work a few years back, I lost track of the number of times users would complain about problems with Windows when it was actually one of the applications they were running. Typical users (who are barely computer literate sometimes) do not see any distinction between the operating system and the applications. If OS X comes with IE, then IE is part of OS X in the eyes of most users.

    19. Re:This gem by boots@work · · Score: 1
      It's a conference speech, not a serious essay. Coherence is optional. Having an appropriate mix of flattery, cute ear-candy analogies, and provocative trolling is much more important.

      Everybody's talking about Bruce for fifteen minutes, so his mission is accomplished. Presumably his ego is stroked, recognition and purchases of his books will go up marginally, and he's more likely to be invited next time.

      Richard Gabriel did a better job of describing the futility of doing software these days:

      Over the years I've despaired that the ways we've created to build software matches less and less well the ways that people work effectively. More so, I've grown saddened that we're not building the range of software that we could be, that the full expanse of what computing could do--to enhance human life, to foster our creativity and mental and physical comfort, to liberate us from isolation from knowledge, art, literature, and human contact--is left out of our vision. It seems that high-octane capitalism has acted like an acid or a high heat to curdle and coagulate our ways of building software into islands that limit us.

      But like survivors, we've managed to make these islands homes. We've found the succulent but bitter fruit that can sustain us, the small encrusted or overfurred creatures we can eat to survive, the slow-moving and muddy streams from which we drink against the urge to spit it out. Being survivors, we can make do with little. But how little like life is such an existence.

    20. Re:This gem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) Why not ask Bruce? Or must he explain his actions in detail before you'll stop complaining?

      3) What the fuck are you talking about? Open Source? He's not talking about Open Source, he's talking about OS X. You remember, he mentioned it in the very last sentence you just read! Why doesn't he like it? He tells you in the very nex t sentences!

      4) Because he can see them. There, look, all those windows open; processes!

      5) He isn't talking about Mozilla! You really do have trouble with your attention span. He is talking about OS X. You remember, he mentioned it in the very last sentence you just read! Who said it was any different from OS 9? In fact, who says Bruce ever used IE on OS 9?

      6) What, you're now the yard stick by which we measure the reading and comprehension skills of Slashdot? Ye Gods! I would seriously suggest you a) Switch the damn TV off, it is killing your attention span, and b) Sign yourself up for some reading comprehension courses at your local college.

    21. Re:This gem by nagora · · Score: 1
      Bruce Sterling is a writer, and doesn't know the difference between an Operating System and an Application (Why should he?).

      Regardless of being a writer, if he's a computer user he should, just as a driver should know the difference between a car and a road.

      TWW

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    22. Re:This gem by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2

      > Still, it's hardly "contrarian". The sucking up to the audience would make Jon Katz cringe.

      Quotes like: "You keep feebly hoping that something will actually work right out of the box, and maybe even look nice. But then you get stuff like Gnome, KDE and Eazel..." hardly seem like sucking up to an audience where where developers of these systems attend.

      As far as I can see, Bruce Sterling basically flames everything, wishing himself back to 80'ties.

      But he did make the mistake of flaming something from Apple, thus giving the Apple zeolots a change to prove that their fire burn brighter than anyone elses, even on /.

    23. Re:This gem by jschrod · · Score: 1
      You might be a journalist, but you're obviously not a writer, i.e., somebody who creates literary works.

      I suppose you wouldn't publish James Joice's Ulysses either, due it's incoherence.

      Keep writing for your mags, and keep Bruce Sterling writing his books and essays, and let him give his great talks. It's better this way; luckily there are enough readers that can appreciate Sterling's prose.

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  14. Contrarian == Troll now? by Derleth · · Score: 1

    If someone posted that half-thought-out, irrational, outright wrong blather on Slashdot, the score on the POS would drop to -1 faster than the wintertime temperature in Antarctica. And yet here it is as an article. As a valid contrarian viewpoint.

    Hell, why don't we just have the WIPO Troll write the next article? It'll make about as much sense, and be just as offensive.

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    1. Re:Contrarian == Troll now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      And isn't it sort of ironic that he starts by saying:

      "You know, I don't write code. I don't think I'm ever going to write any code....Whenever I hear [complaints about code not existing], frankly, I just want to slap the living shit out of those people." ...then proceeds to lambast open source, Microsoft & Mac OS X.

      Perhaps he thinks that this sort of hypocrisy passes for some sort of hip, post-modernism.

      Personally, I think he's just a dumb-shit.

      JJ

  15. mussolini by sfraggle · · Score: 5, Funny

    quote: "The result is 95% market domination by Microsoft. But that's not a market economy. That's not even capitalism. That is a state-capitalist, state-sanctioned monopoly that Mussolini would have smiled on."

    Carefully using a comparison to Mussolini to avoid Godwins Law I see :)

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    1. Re:mussolini by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2

      You just demonstrated Miller's Paradox.

    2. Re:mussolini by FreeUser · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Carefully using a comparison to Mussolini to avoid Godwins Law

      Or perhaps he was simply more knowledgable about history than the average usenet poster/slashdot reader:
      "Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
      -- Benito Mussolini
      Fascism wasn't limited to just Germany then, and though it is largely absent from Germany today, it is most definitely not absent from the world now.
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    3. Re:mussolini by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      quote: "The result is 95% market domination by Microsoft. But that's not a market economy. That's not even capitalism. That is a state-capitalist, state-sanctioned monopoly that Mussolini would have smiled on."

      Remind me, exactly when was it that the governments of the Western world united in declaring that competing with Microsoft was illegal and punishable by confiscation of property and criminal sentencing? Remind me when taxpayer's money was used to subsidise Microsoft products, and the tax system was skewed to punish their competitors?

      Oh, wait, that didn't happen. In fact, several nations are actively trying to help Microsoft competitors.

      The whole speech was like that: playing to an easily-pleased home crowd by repeating the same old platitudes about how great everyone is.

    4. Re:mussolini by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2

      I suspect the "state" is Sterlings analogi is Microsoft.

      But in any case:

      Last I wrote to a member of the Danish government (an argument against an "opt-in" spam law), the answer came in form of a MS Word document. So the state requires that I posses MS software in order to participate in the democracy.

      Jon is currently being prosecuted in Norway for developing software that would weaken the MS monopoly. While that is not the formal charge, that is the formal effect.

      Small isolated fragments of the government of a few nations are trying to help liften the Microsoft monopoly, while the vast majority of the governments everywhere are actively or passively helping maintain it.

      And no, Sterling basically flamed everyone in his rant. You are just being blinded by your own prejudices to see it.

  16. A very "Dennis Miller" rant by A+Cheese+Danish · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wouldn't have called it "contrarian", as I personally agree with most of what he was saying, and I know a lot of people who work with me would as well.

    What I found interesting was his comparisons of both Microsoft and of the Linux community as a whole. Granted, they were both skewed to the extremes, but I did notice something that I think applied to most people.

    I consider myself a relative above-average user. I understand how to set things up, and general low-level techie questions about certain things are no problem, but anything more technical than that confuses me, and what's scary is that the average user is worse.

    However, the average computer user really doesn't have a choice between the two. Microsoft runs most all the software (both apps and games) that anyone is familiar with. Sure, there is FreeCiv, the now-defunct Loki, StarOffice, and so forth, but in the end, it comes down to brand names, and people don't know Red Hat, or StarOffice, or anything. They know Windows and Office.

    The other side of the story is that most Linux users I know are extreme power-users. They tend to get so wrapped up in their exploits of compiling the latest distros that they tend to talk over everyone's (including myself) head. Even though computers are complicated by nature, that's not what sells, nor will it ever sell. Look how complicated the RIAA/MPAA is trying to make digital downloads. They're getting no where fast that way.

    The only other thing that this article brought to mind was a question about what the Linux community wants to do with Linux. Say it upseats Windows. Say it takes over on both the server and the desktop. Say that 95% of all computers now run some distro of Linux...

    Haven't we then just painted ourselves into the same corner that Microsoft is in, and wouldn't Linux receive the same amount of critisism for a variety of other things?

    Just a thought. I'm sure it's been mentioned on here.....but just in case.....and I knew I was going somewhere with this......oh well.

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    1. Re:A very "Dennis Miller" rant by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      > Haven't we then just painted ourselves into the
      > same corner that Microsoft is in

      Nope. The corner that MS finds itself in is the diminishing returns associated with a saturated market. Linux as a "dominant" platform would not suffer from this as it does not require that a particular patron survive. If MS goes belly up, WinDOS will likely go with it. If Redhat goes belly up, all the other distribution vendors would just carry on.

      Eventually, the common consumer will realize that they don't need to pay for this week's version of Office or Windows. Once this occurs, Microsoft will be in a very "interesting" situation.

      "Software is a tool" is as relevant to business models as it is to the end user interface design.

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    2. Re:A very "Dennis Miller" rant by Elledan · · Score: 1

      The only other thing that this article brought to mind was a question about what the Linux community wants to do with Linux. Say it upseats Windows. Say it takes over on both the server and the desktop. Say that 95% of all computers now run some distro of Linux...

      Haven't we then just painted ourselves into the same corner that Microsoft is in, and wouldn't Linux receive the same amount of critisism for a variety of other things?


      You're forgetting about the little fact that whereas Windows is one single OS (granted, desktop and server-versions), Linux isn't an OS. It's a name which describes every single distribution (OS) out there which is based on the Linux-kernel.

      Linux doesn't exist as a single OS, thus it can never take over Windows' place in the desktop-OS market.
      It's the fragmentation of the Linux distributions (each aimed at a different use) which will prevent it from ending up as Windows.

      Well, that and the fact that anyone can create his or her own distro which will be fully (assuming no proprietary APIs and stuff are used) compatible with any other Linux app out there.

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    3. Re:A very "Dennis Miller" rant by SteveM · · Score: 2

      Haven't we then just painted ourselves into the same corner that Microsoft is in, and wouldn't Linux receive the same amount of critisism for a variety of other things?

      Don't forget, Microsoft appears to do things for the benefit of Microsoft, not for its customers. This generates a lot of ill will.

      The open source model has the users making the changes. Granted if everyone used Linux the percentage of users who also code will go way down. But the ability to make the changes that you want, even if you have to hire someone to do it, will alleviate the feelings helplessness and of lack of control. And this will help keep complaints to a minimum.

      Steve M

    4. Re:A very "Dennis Miller" rant by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Eventually, the common consumer will realize that they don't need to pay for this week's version of Office or Windows. Once this occurs, Microsoft will be in a very "interesting" situation.


      Eventually, the common consumer will realize that they'd damn well better pay for a commercial copy of Red Hat Linux and the support contract, because the only alternative is spending most of their day poreing over Usenet groups and security websites finding out what to apt-get and patch to keep malcontents out of their network-connected boxes.

      Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

    5. Re:A very "Dennis Miller" rant by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      The open source model has the users making the changes.

      No amount of hand waving and Raymondisms is going to change the fact that if and when Linux scales up to become 'mainstream' fewer and fewer of the userbase will be qualified to make the necesssary changes.

      But the ability to make the changes that you want, even if you have to hire someone to do it, will alleviate the feelings helplessness and of lack of control.

      Having to hire some dude in a ThinkGeek t-shirt is going to alleviate the feeling of helpless and of lack of control?

    6. Re:A very "Dennis Miller" rant by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      If MS goes belly up, WinDOS will likely go with it

      Hardly. MS has enough market saturation that, if the Feds decided to fine them 100 billion dollars (and thus bankrput them), their trademarks & code would be bought by someone (maybe Apple, or Ted Turner) within a quarter, and back on the market within a quarter after that.

      The only way "WinDOS" & Office are going anywhere is if alternatives to them achieve enough market saturation to render them irrelevant--like what happened to the pre-MS Office market leaders.

      If MS inc. goes bankrupt, expect "Ted Turner Windows" and "Ted Turner Office" to come out shortly.

    7. Re:A very "Dennis Miller" rant by Ogerman · · Score: 2

      The only other thing that this article brought to mind was a question about what the Linux community wants to do with Linux. Say it upseats Windows. Say it takes over on both the server and the desktop. Say that 95% of all computers now run some distro of Linux... Haven't we then just painted ourselves into the same corner that Microsoft is in, and wouldn't Linux receive the same amount of critisism for a variety of other things?

      True, Linux / free software will receive growing criticism as it becomes more mainstream. The difference is that problems will actually get fixed. Compare to say.. all those "Windows Annoyances" type sites where folks moan and groan about problems they can't fix or offer half-baked solutions that sorta kludge out a solution. Yes, constructive criticism of free software is a good thing and should be embraced. Creative criticism is even better. And yes, that means that a lot of today's haughty, elitist free software coders are going to have to humble themselves a bit if they want to effect further progress in developing useful community software. They're going to have to treat users of their code with respect, accept new ideas, and bow to wishes other than their own. And they're going to have to learn that free software needs to be further commercialized as a service industry of consulting and specialization. As an aside, I think a great example of Open Source development breakdown is the Gimp--everyone's favorite free image editing tool.. oh wait.. it's the ONLY free image editor. Apparently, its developers needed a tool for doing nifty web graphics but then stopped just short of creating a truly versatile, quality program. So now, several years later, the Gimp is still only about par with roughly Photoshop version 3 or 4 and the project is seemingly stagnant other than converting to Gtk2. Frankly, I've used a lot of graphics tools in the past and Gimp pretty much sucks for anything but the most basic tasks. True, you can get most of the same work done, but it's a hastle and takes twice as long. Where are the features that have been direly needed for all these years? The dynamic layers and objects? (ie. if I scale a layer, it should apply a transform to the original data, not overwrite it) How about user-defined colorspaces? (ie. for print layout) Or maybe some simple CAD-style drawing tools? Writing software to meet one's own needs / desires is not good enough unless you're helping meet others needs as well. In many cases, business enterprise is the perfect way to do both at once--just specialize in your area of greatest interest. Some free software doesn't need this extra boost, other does. It's time we geeks get our asses in gear.

    8. Re:A very "Dennis Miller" rant by SteveM · · Score: 2

      when Linux scales up to become 'mainstream' fewer and fewer of the userbase will be qualified to make the necesssary changes.

      Which part of "Granted if everyone used Linux the percentage of users who also code will go way down." didn't you understand?

      And it is probable that the absolute number of qualified programmers will go up even as the percentage goes down.

      Having to hire some dude in a ThinkGeek t-shirt is going to alleviate the feeling of helpless and of lack of control?

      It is not the hiring tht gives the feeling of control, but simply knowing that you can. And there are plenty of corporate programmers who currently work on windows who could work on Linux.

      Steve M

    9. Re:A very "Dennis Miller" rant by Artifex · · Score: 3

      The problem with calling this "Dennis-Miller"-ish is that Bruce often knows what he's talking about, and certainly more often sounds like he knows what he's talking about, than Dennis Miller, who seems to use 'big words'(for his studio audience) for effect, and not to better explain any concepts he might be trying to put across.

      Besides, Dennis Miller is like that annoying guy you knew from college, who dropped out because he couldn't handle "The Man" telling him what to think, and who comes over, drinks your coffee while telling you how evil you are for being a consumer, makes lame (and obvious and/or misguided) cracks about current affairs and celebrities, flirts with your girlfriend (or boyfriend) and then tries to sell you some weed. Bruce Sterling, briefly, is like a friend you like to go visit, because sometimes he'll show you some new toys, and he usually has cool stories to tell.

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    10. Re:A very "Dennis Miller" rant by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Nope, they will just bum tech support off of their friends and relatives as they already do with WinDOS.

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  17. Re:A bird? A plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahaha, that brought up SUCH old memories, I used that code so much I have it hardwired in my noodle, thanks for the flashback....

  18. Re:A bird? A plane? by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    What is a Contrarian?

    Aren't they from Pleiiades?

  19. Re:A bird? A plane? by T3kno · · Score: 2

    One who takes a contrary view or action, especially an investor who makes decisions that contradict prevailing wisdom, as in buying securities that are unpopular at the time.

    Those wouldn't happen to be VA investors would they?

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  20. Stupidest speach ever by SideshowBob · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Go ahead and mod me to hell, it has to be said: that was the stupidest thing I've ever read.

    It was the weirdest mish-mash of mixed up metaphors I've ever seen. Did it even have a point? Was this man high as a kite at the time he gave this speech?

    If this is the best contrarian viewpoint on open source that the convention organizers could rustle up, then they're either myopic to the point of blindness or intentionally self deluded.

    Why couldn't they get someone who was serious to provide the oh so important counterpoint? Someone who would actually, you know, talk about real stuff like open source economics and how I'm going to make a living if the world ever does move to 100% open source software?

    What a waste of (my) 15 minutes.

    1. Re:Stupidest speach ever by metacosm · · Score: 2

      Thank god it wasn't just me -- it was the dumbest thing I have seen in some time. I hope people don't tie this jackass to open-source in any way, shape or form.

    2. Re:Stupidest speach ever by elocutio · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, hmmm. I thought the speech was actually fairly poetic. And I thought it was what I would expect from a self-admitted novelist and a self-deprecating non-programmer-type.

      As I read and re-read the speech text, I noticed a parallelism in his metaphors. He compared Open Source with nearly everything:

      Open Source And Religion

      Open Source And Microsoft

      Open Source And Politics

      Open Source And Sex

      Open Source and Noam Chomsky

      The last comparison is particularly revealing, since Noam Chomsky is a linguist and political dissident. And he's an MIT professor. Perhaps the speech was more of a rhetorical homage to Chomsky rather than a relevant discourse on the state of Open Source. The title of the speech does mention contrarianism.

    3. Re:Stupidest speach ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Because only stupid people criticize Open Source.

    4. Re:Stupidest speach ever by MadAhab · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Stupidest speach ever" gets modded to 5? OK, here's a contrarian viewpoint, then: you are too illiterate to offer a legitimate opinion of the speech. Not that I rest my case on your spelling; not that I need to when you offer up this gem:
      Someone who would actually, you know, talk about real stuff like open source economics and how I'm going to make a living if the world ever does move to 100% open source software?
      What, first you insult him, now you want him to give you a job?

      The entire speech is about the economics and politics that arise from open source! First he said that traditionally, we've been working with bad metaphors. Cathedrals and bazaars make some kind of sense, but a real writer would never choose those metaphors because so many of the resonances of the symbols are just plain wrong. So he talks about closed-source software and users like it's a really bad girlfriend/boyfriend relationship - you know, where each person has something that the other one wants (hint: one of those things is wealth). Then he talks about the VALUE PROPOSITIONS that keep these bad relationships together. Go back and read those value propositions again if you seriously want to know the answer to your question. Remember that everyone has flaws, so which flaws are you willing to live with?

      See if you can use your little noodle and work it out from there what he was talking about. Yes, the metaphors are free-form. That shouldn't be surprising, given that this is roughly the outline of the speech:

      "I don't code, but here's a couple things to let you know that I understand how the world looks to people who do... It's not easy to communicate, and that's why people are using some crazy metaphors. The one that is best well known doesn't even work very well, and here is why... Now let's try some new metaphors and see if we can use them to get at what's really going on here..."
      Man, there's not much hope left if y'all don't want to think.
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    5. Re:Stupidest speach ever by antirename · · Score: 2

      I agree... I enjoyed the read, and you're right on target about the girlfriend/boyfriend relationship. The guy's a writer, not a coder, he says so himself. A writer's job is to make the readers think, preferably in a way that gives them a different take on the way the readers usually see things. This is creative writing, not a politcal manifesto. Jeez, it's not like RMS gave this speech. Lighten up, people.

    6. Re:Stupidest speach ever by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      Indeed. And let's hope no one ever ties Dickens to reforming the industrialized wasteland that was England. Oh, wait...

      And let's hope that no one ever ties Steinbeck to the uplifting of the downtrodden. Oh, wait...

      Sterling is one of the finest writers of the era. Let's hope that he is remembered for his writing and that his future readers tie him to the software freedom movement.

      And let's hope that no one ever ties Stephen King to Windows.

    7. Re:Stupidest speach ever by God!+Awful · · Score: 3, Interesting


      The entire speech is about the economics and politics that arise from open source! First he said that traditionally, we've been working with bad metaphors. Cathedrals and bazaars make some kind of sense, but a real writer would never choose those metaphors because so many of the resonances of the symbols are just plain wrong. So he talks about closed-source software and users like it's a really bad girlfriend/boyfriend relationship - you know, where each person has something that the other one wants (hint: one of those things is wealth). Then he talks about the VALUE PROPOSITIONS that keep these bad relationships together.

      Actually, I think the speech was more of a Rorschach test. He basically repeated all the arguments and open source cliches that you hear bandied about on Slashdot all the time, like "information wants to be free" and "Microsoft is a monopoly" and "The Cathedral and the Bazaar", all the time subtlely poking fun at each of them. Since he talked about everything, and you only remember one thing, the speech works like a Rorschach test for what you were focusing on. You didn't even notice that he wasn't even arguing for or against anything in particular. I, for one, thought the first half of the speech was very entertaining, although the second half was boring and I scanned over most of it.

      -a

  21. OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by Jaldhar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know Mr. Sterlings' theological leanings but this part of his speech struck me as interesting.

    I read a some writings by a Biblical scholar Hyam Maccoby (who incidentally is Jewish) which argue quite convincingly--to me anyway, though as I'm a Hindu that may not mean much--that Jesus far from being a rebel against the establishment was a mainstream Jewish Pharisee. The view we have of him today and for that matter the entire religion of Christianity, was largely the invention of St. Paul

    Judaism has never been a particularly otherworldly religion and even ascetic sects like the Essenes were not against commercial activity. The whole reason there were moneylenders in the temple in the first place is that Jews were required to make donation on certain occasions such as the birth of a firstborn son (pidyon haben) and pay taxes for the upkeep of the temple. The moneylenders changed secular coinage into special temple shekels. So it seems pretty unlikely that Jesus the Pharisee would be aghast at such activity.

    Another theory is that the High Priest and his followers were Saducees (a rival sect) and collaborators with the Romans. The crime of the moneylenders was supporting foreign occupation and as "King of the Jews" Jesus would want to have none of that.

    By this reading, Jesus's political views were more Peoples Front of Judea (or Judean Peoples Front) than Bolshevik.

    1. Re:OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by TWR · · Score: 2
      One correction: they weren't moneylenders, they were moneyCHANGERS. They did currency conversion, for a fee. Other commercial activities (such as selling animals for sacrifice, saving the trouble of dragging your own along to the Temple) also took place around the Temple; if you wanted to buy a sheep for the slaughter, you would need the right currency to do so.

      -jon

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    2. Re:OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually a very interesting part of the NewTest. Bible scholars (as in univers profs, not jack van impe) are perplexed by this. A lot of stuff attributed to Jesus are rehashes of other contemporary stories and are diminished as being historical. The money lending story has no other source, so the thinking is that it is probably something the historical jesus did. Especially since after Jesus did this he was arrested by the Romans (not the biggest civl disob fans). But there is still the question as to why Jesus took such offense at this. Because the Torah mandated that sacrifices made at the Temple be in shekles. It would be profane to allow people to use any other currency, but this really bent Jesus out of shape...sweet mystery

    3. Re:OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry
      "...diminished as NOT being historical (or even better less probablity of the event being historical)

    4. Re:OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by Viperion · · Score: 3, Informative

      To offer a different reading on this topic, which assumes that the story presented in the Bible is factual, -

      I think that Jesus was rather disgusted at the layers of elitism that the moneychangers were putting between the common folk and God. First, the moneychangers and other merchants there were also "inspectors" that looked over the animals that the Jews would bring to sacrifice, to inspect that they met ceremonial laws. They would then deny the animal a passing status, and would offer to buy the animal, and sell an acceptable sacrifice for an extra fee. Then, they would turn around and sell the animal that they had just denied was an acceptable sacrifice as an acceptable sacrifice. Secondly, they were set up in the court of the Gentiles, taking it over, which basically denied the non-Jewish God-fearers a place to worship.

    5. Re:OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      It was actually a pretty good way of enforcing a monopoly, and that's why the tables were overturned, with the speech about turning the house of the LORD into a den of thieves. The money changers exchanged other currencies for temple shekels. Which were used to purchase temple animals that would meet the requirements for approval to be offered. Animals had to be without blemish, so imagine if the inspectors for blemishes got to keep the animals and could sell certified animals. This was the practice that was so violently opposed by Jesus.

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    6. Re:OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus as Pharisee?? I don't think that works - there are several instances were He calls "teachers of the law" (who were Pharisees, by and large) "you brood of vipers", in one Gospel story the disciples picked and ate grain on the Sabbath (when under Jewish law working of any sort on the Sabbath was forbidden), He allowed a woman to anoint his feet in perfume in front of other men (sexes were largely separate), He spoke at length to a Samaritan woman (Samaritans were partially Jewish northern neighbors who were considered heretics - worshipped on their own mountain instead of Jerusalem).

      I personally think we can just take Jesus' recorded words at face value - (paraphrasing) "It is written 'My House will be a House of prayer for all nations', but you have turned it into a den of thieves!". Also keep in mind if you were not Jewish (or a convert) but still wanted to go into the temple, you could only go so far - it was divided into multiple courtyards/chambers. Thus, Jesus' act can be seen as the first step in bringing all nations closer to God by making sure gentiles can get into the temple to pray if they want to, and not have to compete with merchants and crowds who are not engaged in religous worship.

    7. Re:OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by Grey+Brick · · Score: 1

      There's no mystery here:

      Matt 21:13

      And He said to them, "It is written, 'My house shall be called a house of prayer,' but you have made it a 'den of thieves.' "

      Pretty clear why he threw them out :-)

    8. Re:OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I forgot to mention, Jesus also befriended Levi, whom he called Matthew, and who became one of the 12 disciples. Levi was a despised tax collector for the Romans, so if the act of clearing out the moneychangers was simply getting angry at the collaborators, He was extremely inconsistent in His anger and philosophy, which is extremely un-Christ-like.

    9. Re:OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by davidmccabe · · Score: 1

      That is totally preposterous!

      Jesus says, "How terrible it will be for you teachers of religious law and you Pharisees. Hypocrites! For you won't let others into the Kingdom of Heaven, and you won't go in yourselves. Yes, how terrible it will be for you teachers of religious law and you Pharisees. For you cross land and sea to make one convert, and then you turn him into twice the son of hell that you yourselves are! Blind guides! How terrible it will be for you! For you say that it means nothing to swear 'by the Temple of God'--you can break that oath. But then you say that it is binding to swear 'by the gold in the Temple'. Blind fools!...How terrible it will be for you teachers of religious law and you Pharisees! Hypocrites! For you are careful to tithe even the tiniest parts of your income, put you ignore the important things of the law -- justice, mercy, and faith. You should tithe, yes, but you should not leave undone the more important things. Blind guides! You strain the water so you won't accidentally swallow a gnat; then you swallow a camel! How terrible it will be for you teachers of religious law and you Pharisees! Hypocrites! You are careful to clean the outside of of the cup and the dish, but inside you are filthy--full of greed and self-indulgence! Blind Pharisees! First wash the inside of the cup, and then the outside will become clean too. How terrible it will be for you teachers of religious law and you Pharisees! Hypocrites! You are like white-washed tombs--beautiful on the outside but filled on the inside with dead people's bones and all sorts of impurity. You try to look like upright people outwardly, but inside your hearts are filled with hypocrisy and lawlessness. How terrible it will be for you teachers of religious law and you Pharisees! Hypocrites! For you build tombs for the prophets your ancestors killed and decorate the graves of the godly people you ancestors destroyed. Then you say,'We never would have joined them in killing the prophets'. In saying that, you are accusing yourselves of being descendants of those who murdered the prophets. Go ahead. Finish what they have started. Snakes! Sons of vipers! How will you escape the judgment of hell?"

      Jesus hates what the Pharisees were doing. "Beware of the yeast of the Pharisees -- beware of their hypocrisy!"

      It says many, many times that the Pharisees were all plotting to kill him.

      The Pharisees say this at one point: "How does he know so much when he hasn't studied everything that we've studied?"

      It is very obvious that Jesus is NOT a Pharisee!

    10. Re:OT: Jesus vs. the moneylenders by urmensch · · Score: 0

      yeah clear to 'Matt' whoever that was. come on, get with it.

  22. transparent women = open code? by relay_mod · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does the "transparent hippie girl" analogy to OSS strike you as f***ing weird?

    1. Re:transparent women = open code? by psi-kat · · Score: 1

      yeah, that's some disturbing shit...I wonder what you have to smoke/inject to think that up?

    2. Re:transparent women = open code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, if you mean "fucking weird". Hard to say if I agree what with all the wildcards you use.

    3. Re:transparent women = open code? by Klync · · Score: 1

      Well,

      F'ing weird, or SCARY? This guy is tuned in /and/ turned on. A true profit. He has seen my innermost fears, and now he sticks out his lollypop-coloured tongue at them.

      What can you do? Join them?

      I think that made me want to get a job at IBM. Taking the 20 year view, there will be some exciting times ahead.

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  23. The reason MS is winning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is not because it's good but because its enemies are so disorganized, incompetent, smug and full of themselves.

    And full of shit.

  24. Better slut than a whore by Subcarrier · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, I read it. I just didn't appreciate anyone calling Linux a slut.

    Well, there are others you have to pay for...

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    "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." -- George H. W. Bush
  25. Bruce Sterling's cool and all.. by argStyopa · · Score: 2

    But please. I understand he's gotta be snappy, he's gotta be interesting, or they'll start booking Scott Adams instead, but still...

    Comparing coding to the life-shortening, near-slave labor of diamond mining? I'm thinking the guys down in Windhoek don't GET a choice fat-free lattes, or bitch because they have to walk all 50 steps to the Pepsi machine.

    And then it must be comedic genious for him to then castigate people for then coming up with "farfetched, elegant, literary metaphors to describe this process." Like, I don't know, comparing it to diamond mining maybe?

    I actually LIKE what he has to say in the majority of the speech, but to me he starts on such a bitter and weak note that it distracts from his message.

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    -Styopa
    1. Re:Bruce Sterling's cool and all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard to book Scott Adams these days.

      The man is dead.

    2. Re:Bruce Sterling's cool and all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scott Adams would be interested in hearing this, as he is still drawing a daily cartoon.

      Douglas Adams on the other hand, now yeah, there's one dead guy for you.

    3. Re:Bruce Sterling's cool and all.. by BlackBolt · · Score: 1
      No, that's Douglas Adams.

      But you just made Scott Adams piss himself.

      BlackBolt

    4. Re:Bruce Sterling's cool and all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure Scott Adams is a wholly owned subsidiary of DayTimer or some other totally 'suit' business unit by now.

      He writes 'witticisms' for the fucking MBAs, for gods sake.

  26. I just say, by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    "Sorry, I don't do windows." :O)

    "... I could w00p your arse in a contest of skills..."

    Obviously not completely burned out yet. Wait until you start considering a job in construction, or driving a D9 Cat, or remodelling, or ...

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    1. Re:I just say, by t0qer · · Score: 1

      D9 Cat

      Droool, big machines :)

    2. Re:I just say, by kingOFgEEEks · · Score: 1

      d9... you should see the dd9, that one is 2 d9's, one mounted to the back of the other, with the controls slaved together... bliss...

      also, there are d10's and d11's out there... talk about 'big is beautiful'

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    3. Re:I just say, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously not completely burned out yet. Wait until you start considering a job in construction, or driving a D9 Cat, or remodelling, or ...

      Actually, there is some good money to be made in construction. I have been thinking about it more and more recently.

      What's a D9 Cat?

    4. Re:I just say, by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Its a caterpillar D9 model tracked bulldozer. They are pretty big almost 500 hp, and you would have to be in heavy industry, like mining or construction to be likely to operate one. Cat has a picture of one in action.

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  27. Quick summary by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 2

    As a quote: "venting my ever-growing fury!"

    As a paraphrase: The whole computer scene just stinks.

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    1. Re:Quick summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't paraphrases supposed to be shorter than the original phrase?

  28. Glad to see... by eaeolian · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...that Sterling's consistent. None of his novels ever really get to the point, either - they just spend all their time trying to dazzle you with imagery, while he desperately tries to find a way out of the corner he's just painted himself into.

    Nothing like being a Troll at a conference, though - I'm sure he was bought a beer or two by some Linux geeks that didn't realize he was cracking on them harder than he was on Gates.

    1. Re:Glad to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like post-modernism, dude. Everything is like everything else and nothing has any intrinsic meaning. The CORNER is the POINT. Get with it, dude!

  29. It was a really funny... and scary talk by mir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I actually really loved this speech, as I think did the packed room, including larry Wall and half of his family.

    Of course it was over the top, of course it was sometimes cruel and mean to Open Source, of course it made fun of OSX, of course it compared Linux to a trailor park hippie, but it was also twice as mean to Microsoft, it raised some good points, and why couldn't we just appreciate a good rant? It was funny and hit home quite a few times.

    And frankly the end of the speech, which predicts that geeks will be the next dissidents, sounds like a distinct, and scary, possibility.

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    Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em. (Terry Pratchett)
    1. Re:It was a really funny... and scary talk by TimToady · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I'm the guy who yelled "Preach it, brother!"

      Larry

    2. Re:It was a really funny... and scary talk by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Gee, the people who heard it seem to have a better opinion of it than the people who are reading it. Perhaps it was Bruce's delivery, in his mild southern accent, which did it? Certainly it inspired Larry Wall's "Preach it, Brother!"
      -russ

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      Don't piss off The Angry Economist
    3. Re:It was a really funny... and scary talk by llin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Doc made a front row MD recording. I'll be putting it up eventually along w/ the rest my OSCON recordings. It will probably come across better than the transcript.

    4. Re:It was a really funny... and scary talk by llin · · Score: 1

      Directly related, from Doc's blog the day after:

      If you want to get an sense of how deeply the hand of Hollywood penetrates the skull-socks of their congressional puppets, dig the letter sent to Tom Poe by one of his state's senators. I've emphasized the relevant parts:

      Dear Mr. Poe:

      Thank you for contacting me to express your concerns about the intellectual property rights and the public domain. I appreciate hearing from you.

      I understand your concerns about ensuring that. This issue is very controversial because Congress must protect intellectual property rights while still allowing ordinary Internet users to have access to public domain content. I appreciate hearing your suggestion for a tag system. I am carefully reviewing a number of proposals to address this issue, and as I do so, I will keep your views in mind.

      Again, thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts with me. For more information about my work for Nevada, my role in the United States Senate Leadership, or to subscribe to regular e-mail updates on the issues that interest you, please visit my Web site at http://reid.senate.gov. I look forward to hearing from you in the near future.

      My best wishes to you.

      Sincerely,
      HARRY REID
      United States Senator

      On Thursday evening I shared this with Phil Windley, the CIO and blogger-in-chief of the State of Utah, and in the discussion that followed it became clear to us both exactly what kind of plans guys like Reid have in mind for the Net's natives: Indian reservations.

      Like Hollywood, these guys see the Net as a distro system for industry-controlled intellectual property, and the public domain as a small preserve off to the side somewhere. Thank you for giving us this fine land with all the free building material. Now go off someplace where you can hunt and gather stuff that has no commercial value. And bury your dead while you're at it. They're starting to stink.

      ...

      [Later...] I've been told that the very same letter quoted above has been going out from the offices of other elected officials. If that's the case, it's even creepier. Does anybody know? Is this thing just Sen. Reid's boilerplate, or is a much more massive cut & paste job?

    5. Re:It was a really funny... and scary talk by Tim+Toady · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Larry, but that was me.

      --
      I'm not the real Larry Wall, but I play him on Slashdot.
    6. Re:It was a really funny... and scary talk by antirename · · Score: 2

      Please do... reading it was interesting, but I'd like to hear it even more. Just make sure it's in a format that I can hear on my Redhat box :)

    7. Re:It was a really funny... and scary talk by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2

      Actually, I suspect it is just because most of the /. crowd are to young to appreciate a good rant or to recognize intelligent humor when they see it.

      Instead they get upset when he make fun of their pet peeve, be it Microsoft, OS/X, user friendliness of free software, or the geek culture.

    8. Re:It was a really funny... and scary talk by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2

      Front row, hell, he put it on the table Bruce was sitting at!
      -russ

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      Don't piss off The Angry Economist
    9. Re:It was a really funny... and scary talk by alexburke · · Score: 2

      And frankly the end of the speech, which predicts that THE LONE GUNMEN ARE DEAD...

      *sigh*

  30. Wow. What a moron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You idiot. People complaining about diamond miners was a hypothetical analogy. He was saying that people who don't code but try and tell coders what to do are idiots. They have no idea what it will actually take to do what they are asking; they think its easy.

    I'm not going to deconstruct his analogy any farther. Go read the speech again and try some reading comprehension.

    Oh, and just because he derides OS X (Which at a guess, you probably use) doesn't make him ignorant. He uses it too, and he clearly details why he believes OS X is "dinky". Again, a little reading comprehension wouldn't go amiss.

  31. Microsoft != Cathedral in C&B by God_Retired · · Score: 1

    It may be that the original subjects of ESR's essay have been lost in time. Or just that newer readers don't know and have pointed the essay at something else. Eric was basically bitching about RMS back in the day.

    Hell, maybe it's been twisted with the years in my head.

  32. Oooh! Such Criticism... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    After reading the initial criticism of Bruce's talk here, I am amazed. Wow! How dare an artist take some of our precious geektime to explain things in a different context! Doesn't he understand that Open Source is serious business? My God, next thing you know, we might actually have to learn that the rest of the world doesn't think like we do and that's OK.

    I really get tired of a bunch of whiney geeks bitching because people want to sully their precious, insulated geekspace with cultural issues (outside games and anime and Libetarianism, which, for some unfathomable reason, seem to be perfectly OK). Is that the key item to being a geek? A uncontrolled but always frustrated little ego that says "Bow down before me in my magnificent geektitude and don't ever mention the outside world because I can't handle that!"? Sheesh...

    Grow up.

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    That is all.
    1. Re:Oooh! Such Criticism... by Derleth · · Score: 1
      How dare an artist take some of our precious geektime to explain things in a different context!
      How dare a blithering idiot put nonsense in a public debate forum!

      Really, your arguments are rather flaccid.
      I really get tired of a bunch of whiney geeks bitching because people want to sully their precious, insulated geekspace with cultural issues
      No, we get annoyed when people invade our space with complete and utter nonsense that manages to be offensive as well. There's a difference.
      "Bow down before me in my magnificent geektitude and don't ever mention the outside world because I can't handle that!"
      And who is insulting people through the shield of defending an 'artist'? Put down the color wheel: You can't make any of us as black as you are.
      --
      How can you use my intestines as a gift? -Actual Hong Kong subtitle.
    2. Re:Oooh! Such Criticism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I a seemingly-endless stream of crack-induced analogies with little/no linkage to one another does count as a "different context", so I guess you're right. But, come on, he's got analogies from the church to how ugly Bill Gates is getting to diamond miners to this naked trailer-trash linux hippy chick. Damn everyone for not smoking crack like him!

      But seriously, how can you not expect people to take cracks at editorial drool like this??

    3. Re:Oooh! Such Criticism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offensive? Really? I know that it didn't offend me, and I love Free Software. I've spent the last three years of my life devoted to writing Free Software. I am now the project manager for a fairly large Open Source project, with about 10 developers contributing code and effort. I want to eventually make my living from Open Source and Free Software.

      I didn't find a single part of Bruces speech offensive at all. I thought it was entertaining (As that was its purpose, after all), thought provoking, and insightful. It is an almost-outsiders view of Free Software and Open Source, a little window in on ourselves. He makes some trenchent observations. Bruce is not, however, offensive.

      Unless you're Apple, that is. OS X, "dinky"? Ouch!

    4. Re:Oooh! Such Criticism... by metacosm · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the article (speech)? Or did you just see a chance to make an anti-geek comment? The article was an illogical rant. It reads like an stoned 14 year old was trying to impress someone by mixing lots of interesing words together.

      Trying to follow the flow was a challenge, add in the terrible content and you have a true piece of shit.

      It has nothing todo with "whiney geeks", I know lots of geeks who are dying for good contrarian view article (see: here), but the article there is not good, it is horrible.

    5. Re:Oooh! Such Criticism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      derleth@hushmail.com, you're obviously exactly the kind of elitist wanker he was talking about. Now stop being defensive, allow a dissenting opinion and go back to playing tux racer or whatever it is you're good at.

    6. Re:Oooh! Such Criticism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the context is...

      "Hi, I'm Bruce Sterling. I'm too old and stupid to learn how to code. I'm stuck in the anachronistic, adolescent land of science fiction writing and speech trolling, instead. Therefore, I will vent my bitterness on the people who generation-gapped me, the arrogant fuckers."

    7. Re:Oooh! Such Criticism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I move for a "-1 Whiney Geek" rating.

      I could spend a hundred mod points with that rating in this discussion.

    8. Re:Oooh! Such Criticism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that, and I want to tack on a rider for a "-1, La la la the poster can't hear you" option, for all the emus around here that have choosen to be ignorant.

    9. Re:Oooh! Such Criticism... by antirename · · Score: 2

      It was obviously intended to be creative, humorous, and make a couple of key points along the way. A lot of posts seem to be taking this way too seriously. HE'S A WRITER. He's not trying to be a visionary; he's trying to entertain you and get you to think. And judging by the number of posts on this, he succeeded :)

    10. Re:Oooh! Such Criticism... by reallocate · · Score: 1

      Touchy, touchy! The guy was just trying to provide a little thoughtful entertainment by pouring on the hyperbole and stretching a few metaphors. Presumably, the best way to treat a Sterling speech on technology is to approach it as you would a Sterling novel: suspend disblief. I.e., don't let the factual errors obscure what he's saying. If you've chosen to self-identify with a so-called "geekspace" community, occasional rays of light from the rest of the planet will help shape a well-rounded perspective. It is worth remembering that most people on the planet don't have the luxury of using computers, don't know about open source or closed source, and have never heard of Linux, Stallman, et al.

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  33. The formal name of the UK by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
    United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

    See the CIA World Factbook

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  34. A Linux Girl, but not that Linux Girl by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2

    The funny thing about the "Linux Girl" line is that there was indeed a little slip of a hippie girl (wearing the requisite Birks), who does indeed attend MIT, sitting two seats to my left.
    -russ

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    Don't piss off The Angry Economist
  35. It was s speech, not a damn lecture by drew_kime · · Score: 2

    (And I won't bother pointing out that it's not a "speach" either. Oops! Just did.)

    It was an entertaining, thought-provoking rant. Did he offer an executive summary, or action items? Nope. He made some colorful comparisons.

    What was his point? Other than to entertain -- which BTW seems to have been the first, second and fourth priorities -- it looks like he wanted people to question the assumptions that have taken root in the OSS community. Some people apparently don't want to question those assumptions.

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    Nope, no sig
    1. Re:It was s speech, not a damn lecture by SideshowBob · · Score: 2

      (And I won't bother pointing out that it's not a "speach" either. Oops! Just did.)

      Ahh well.. its hard to not have typos every now and then.. I did spell it correctly in the body of my post, you will note... But thanks for pointing that out, it really added weight to your argument.

    2. Re:It was s speech, not a damn lecture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... it looks like he wanted people to question the assumptions that have taken root in the OSS community."

      Oh, come on! It's pretty ridiculous to ask someone to question such assumptions without giving them reason to. What? Do you constantly question whether having your head removed will kill you? Reexamining one's philosophy is important, but unless there's a clear REASON to, there's not much point. What 'assumptions' was he trying to get people to re-examine, anyway? For what reasons?

      This was simply a pretty nonsensical rant and a very poor one at that. It had little structure, little point, was loaded with factual errors and contradictory statements, and was a confusing soup of mixed metaphors. It said nothing, professed nothing, and was nothing.

  36. No. England is a nation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    As is Scotland, Ireland, Northern Ireland and Wales. They all have well defined national borders. The unity is purely political. If you are a natural British citizen, your nationality will be English, Scottish, Welsh, or Northern Irish.

    Originally, Scotland, England, Wales and Ireland all had kings. Monarchs, rather.

    Wales was conquered by England and no longer has a monarch. It became a principality of England (i.e. one of the monarch's children is the Prince of Wales), and the combined country is officially called "England and Wales". Wales has identical laws to England, although it was recently granted a Welsh Assembly which is politically between the UK Parliament and the local councils in Wales.

    Scotland and England joined their monarchies in union, and they renamed the entire country "the United Kingdom", and took on the Union Flag (called the Union Jack when mounted on a ship's jackstaff). Scotland was not conquered, it is still voluntarily joined in union and could break its union if it wanted to. One of the acts of union was to join the Scottish and English parliaments, but recently the Scottish parliament has reopened, despite not being permitted to directly collect taxes from Scottish residents. It also has its own law system, and all the Scottish banks print their own banknotes, unlike English banks which have to have all their money printed for them by the Bank of England.

    Great Britain, by the way, is geographical name of the main landmass and the archipelago of islands surrounding it, but not including Ireland and its little islands. Ireland and Britain are seperated by the Irish Sea. Britain is also known as the British Isles.

    The UK then conquered Ireland, and shipped non-Catholics to the northern parts of it while keeping the native Irish under duress. Many years later, when Ireland was conquered back from the British by the IRA. However, the non-Catholic settlers protested, so they split the country into the still-British Northern Ireland, and the Irish Ireland.

    The country is now known officially as "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". In a strange twist of language, your passport says "British citizen" and identifies you as coming from the "United Kingdom".

  37. preach it, brother by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 3, Funny
    i used to work in desktop support for my university, back in my college days. after a couple of years or really trying to help people, i started testing limits. like...
    student comes in: "My teacher says my engineering ID should work to get me into the general PC labs..."

    me: "your teacher is on crack. NEXT!?"
    after a few talking-tos by supervisors, but no real punitive damages, it just got worse. i became a jerk. still am a jerk. and i was a nice guy before working there. a really, really nice guy. the kind of nice guy that never got the girl. so i became a self-centered, stupid-people-hating jerk. and got the girls.

    god, i don't miss college.
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    1. Re:preach it, brother by t0qer · · Score: 1

      LOL

      Yeah that's real funny, could explain why I'm married.

      Girl Logic True for %90 of females
      Bad Boys > Good boys

    2. Re:preach it, brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, that's why I got a gf too, band of dumbasses ;-)

  38. wtf is he smoking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The machines are slow, the programs are bloated, the changes are cosmetic, just like the heyday of Detroit's Big Three carmakers, so many years ago."

    Machines are faster than they've ever been and getting faster.

    "Bloat" depends on the program. There is plenty of lean, fast software out there.

    The innovations in the computer industry over the last 5 years have certainly not been simply cosmetic. WTF have you been?

    Get your Brucey head out of your Sterling ass, or better yet, slap yourself silly for cutting on the coders and architects who are giving you all this shit for free.

    1. Re:wtf is he smoking? by MadAhab · · Score: 2
      Machines might be faster: so what? The user experience isn't faster, the average user is dealing with tons of incredibly bloated software and a user experience that Sterling rightly compares to the prison-camp state of an airport.

      If you really think he was cutting coders, I'd have to rate your reading comprehension as rather low. I love free software myself. I don't use anything else if I can help it, which is most of the time. So I feel pretty confident in saying you gotta have your head far up your ass to think he was cutting on coders or telling untruths when he said of free(dom) software: "It's very offensive to user sensibilities and it is as ugly as a sack full of penguin guts. But, you know, that is a vital systemic advantage." Or: "You keep feebly hoping that something will actually work right out of the box, and maybe even look nice. But then you get stuff like Gnome, KDE and Eazel... They just don't like to do the boring stuff for the stupid people! That's just not in the job description! It's not even a job. That's the secret." Right! Those are "flaws" in some sense, but those flaws are the only reason the damn thing works at all, and he sees how badly we need it: "But at least open source is clearly better than the Microsoft stranglehold. Man, US Steel, General Motors and Standard Oil at their worst and cruellest were better than that." Right!"

      The responses to this article are so negative that I think we're in real trouble. First, geeks used to be able to talk in "code". Get it? Abstruse metaphors were like candy. Smart was good. Literate was worldly. Now it looks like towing the party line and shutting out, yes, "contrarian" views could doom this stuff to a band of easily isolated, mischaracterized "fringe elements." Second, we're in trouble if that's the case, because this shit is getting big and ugly pretty fast. Go ahead and whine about Dmitry, chat about "the cause", whatever. Keep fiddling while they strip-search you. This stuff could get really bad really soon, and as long as the geek set is anti this and not pro that, as long as the geek political mindset is "we don't have any friends and we don't think we need any", no one is in a position to stop the juggernaut.

      Seriously, read the speech again with your brain present this time.

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    2. Re:wtf is he smoking? by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      towing the party line

      That's an interesting concept...is the party line like a miles-long longline for commercial fishing? Is it full of sharp pieces of steel that'll kill the unwary? How much work is it to tow? How much drag in that line?

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      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  39. Not a great Sterling rap... here's a better one: by doom · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'm a big fan of Bruce Sterling, I'm even a big fan of his free-wheeling public speaking gigs like this, but this is just not that great a Sterling rap. He just doesn't know enough about what he's talking about, and -- a rare event, for Sterling -- hasn't suceeded in coming up with any unusual insights into the subject.

    By all means, read it for fun... e.g. note Sterling's attempt at categorizing proprietary software company strategies as relationship headgames, where Linux comes in as this weird hippie chick that likes doing geeky guys... just don't expect too much of it.

    Sometimes I think Slashdot may have painted itself into a corner... they ended up running a link to *this* Sterling rap, because it's about the sterotypic concerns of slashdot, not because it's a particularly interesting one. Try this one: Without Vision, The People Perish. There's at least a chance that he's on to something there.

  40. I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather read copies of Lawrence Lessig's shopping lists than this pointless, inane, poorly organized blather.

  41. Who the hell? by dacarr · · Score: 1
    You know, for a minute, I thought I saw Dennis Miller in that rant, and then I realized that Miller is much more intell^W insightful than this guy.

    Admittedly, I stopped reading the article after a while. It was making my brain hurt.

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  42. Guy in Audience by Shamanin · · Score: 1

    FACT: It was me, I was "Guy in Audience"

    Seriously, though I did not know that I would be quoted.

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  43. Personal Relationships? by yelligsc · · Score: 1

    I mean come on, dating metaphors for OSS geeks?

    Scott.

    1. Re:Personal Relationships? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and trailer park hippies like to hang out with mullet-sporting crystal meth dealers who dabble in rock bands, NOT Linux-using geeks.

  44. The problem is .... by taniwha · · Score: 3, Insightful
    that the citizens of the USA don't have a name that uniquely identifies them - "Canadians" come from Canada, "New Zealanders" come from New Zealand ... but "Americans" come from America which happens to be a couple of continents containing dozens of countries ALL of whom can and do identify themselves as "Americans" - and in fact many are offended when citizens of the USA claim that title for just themselves - it's sort of the worst sort of cultural imperialism - taking someone's identity.

    So, since the people from the USA wont come up with their own name for just themselves, the rest of the world has to do it for them, be it "USAians" or "Yanks" or "Starbucks" (I actually heard that one a while back) or "'merkins". The problem is that if you don't come up with the name yourselves there's a good chance you'll get saddled with one you don't like

    1. Re:The problem is .... by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      Your argument makes no sense... I have a question, where is this "America?" I see a North American continet, South American continent, that's it. I also see a United States of America. none of those countries in the continents you mentioned have "America" in the name. All of those countries came later, correct? That's why they didn't put America in their names, right? If people in the U.S. called themselves "Mexicans" or "Columbians", that would be ridiculous. If Brazil was called the "United States of Southern America", then maybe, MAYBE you would have an argument, because we would have people from two countries who could be called America.

      I'd say that the vast, vast majority of the world will stick with "Americans". If I walked around the office, no one would no what a "USian" is. Your chances of forcing this name on Americans are, slim, slim and none.

    2. Re:The problem is .... by hamal · · Score: 1

      I am Dutch. The Netherlands is part of Europe and as such I am also a European. In the same context a Guyanese is also an American, since Guyana is part of the American continent. What's more, Amerigo Vespucci supposedly landed for the first time on the north coast of South America, most likely where Guyana currently lies. So I'd say a Guyanese is very American...

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    3. Re:The problem is .... by Otter · · Score: 2
      "Americans" come from America which happens to be a couple of continents containing dozens of countries ALL of whom can and do identify themselves as "Americans" - and in fact many are offended when citizens of the USA claim that title for just themselves - it's sort of the worst sort of cultural imperialism - taking someone's identity.

      (OK, I'll admit it -- it was the "cultural imperialism" that trolled me up...)

      If your version of history, where there were people in dozens of countries calling themselves "Americans" before those evil Yankees commandeered the name for themselves, had any truth to it, then you'd be right.

      In fact, that is complete nonsense. The immigrant communities in the Americas referred to themselves as British, French, Portuguese, Spanish, whatever. When a new country emerged, not Haiti but the big one in North America, the people referred to themselves, and were called by the rest of the world, as Americans. (Read some 18th and 19th century fiction to see that.) Residents of what is now Brazil or Manitoba did not call themselves Americans, and nobody in those regions today has such an identity.

      There are perfectly good words to describe the major geographical and social regions: North America, South America, Central America, Latin America. There's no unique term for both continents, but then there's not one for Europe, Asia and Africa collectively either.

      the rest of the world has to do it for them, be it "USAians" or "Yanks" or "Starbucks" (I actually heard that one a while back) or "'merkins". The problem is that if you don't come up with the name yourselves there's a good chance you'll get saddled with one you don't like.

      Uh, yeah. Ask a Thai or a Somali what an American is and see if he thinks of Mexico or Paraguay. And if the rest of the world could invent such a term and make it stick, we'd be drinking their coffee instead of you drinking Starbucks, no? ;-)

    4. Re:The problem is .... by scumdamn · · Score: 2

      When I'm abroad and people ask where I'm from, I tell them "Texas".
      When I say what citizenship I am (or whatever) I say "I'm from the states". It seems to work.

    5. Re:The problem is .... by taniwha · · Score: 1
      Actually youtr mention of Columbians is very relevant - I'd never really thought about this issue before I met some Columbians at a conference - it was they who pointed out quite indignently that they too were Americans and they resented the USian's taking this word as their own.

      Maybe another way of thinking about it is that people can belong to geographical entities larger their country - be it "European", "Caribean", "Asian", "Australasian" (like me), "American" (or even "North/South/Central American").

      BTW - if I really wanted to troll this issue I'd point out that "United States of America" could well describe any country in the Americas that consists of a bunch of local states - Brazil, Mexico, Canada etc - all those countries have their own unique names that describe the whole while the US only has a description of its politics (kind of like saying "a dozen coke cans" to describe a bunch of sodas).

    6. Re:The problem is .... by taniwha · · Score: 1
      If your version of history, where there were people in dozens of countries calling themselves "Americans" before those evil Yankees commandeered the name for themselves, had any truth to it, then you'd be right.

      You completely miss my point - this is not a historical view - there ARE now (at this very time) people in dozens of countries who consider themselves "Americans" - just like the French also consider themselves "Europeans" - don't ask a Thai or Somali who they think are "Americans" - ask a Columbian

    7. Re:The problem is .... by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      Well, here in the real world, people usually call themselves by their country of origin. Do you honestly exepect us to believe that Brazilians, Cubans, Columbians, Canadians, and Mexicans think of themselves as "Americans" at all, let alone taking priority before "Brazilian", "Cuban", "Columbian", "Canadian", and "Mexican"? Please.

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    8. Re:The problem is .... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Your example of coke cans is a good one, because everyone knows that Coca-Cola was the first, and all the others are simply imitations. We get the proper name because we were the first United States of America, at least recorded by western history, so the others can be the united states of america, we get to be The United States of America. I think the other countries just want to be identified as Americans because were so much richer.

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    9. Re:The problem is .... by Otter · · Score: 1
      Oh, come on -- retroactive imperialism? The word "American" is taken.If some society needs a word to describe a resident of the Americas, let them come up with one. I'll suggest "Americasian".

      And while I've heard plenty of South Americans make a big show of outrage about how the word American applies to them, I have never, ever heard any of them actually use it that way in conversation. And the Colombian I just asked (sorry, we only have one) says he's a South American.

    10. Re:The problem is .... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 0

      In Australia, we tend to call citizens of the US "seppos". It's shortened from the rhyming slang "septic tank" for "yank". A septic tank, if you didn't know, is a kind of primitive anaerobic fermenter for dealing with shit and household grey water. There used to be a lot of them in Australia before our cities were properly sewered.

      This doesn't mean we don't like Americans btw ;)

      Just look at the recent behaviour of our Prime Minister, John "Lickspittle" Howard, towards President Shrub.

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    11. Re:The problem is .... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      it's sort of the worst sort of cultural imperialism - taking someone's identity.

      I'm curious does USian also refer to citizens of the United States of Mexico? Or are you commiting the worst sort of cultural imperialism by taking someone's identity?

    12. Re:The problem is .... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      You completely miss my point - this is not a historical view - there ARE now (at this very time) people in dozens of countries who consider themselves "Americans"

      And they use "American" - like most words in the English language it does just fine with more than one meaning.

      don't ask a Thai or Somali who they think are "Americans" - ask a Columbian

      I think most residents of Columbia, South Carolina; the District of Columbia; and British Columbians would agree with my usage. As would most Colombians (note the "o" not a "u" after the "l") for that matter. Yes I'm being pedantic but YOUR argument is based on pedantry after all so we have to be consistent.

    13. Re:The problem is .... by taniwha · · Score: 1

      actually that's my point - there really is no universally acknowledged name that actually represents just the citizens of the USA (outside the US 'yank' probably comes closest) - there are lot's of United States in America

    14. Re:The problem is .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want something to call us....

      How about sir? And yes, you can carry my bag.

    15. Re:The problem is .... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      "Yank" could be considered offensive to a Southerner. Why not call them "Americans" and be done with it. Sure American can also (and sometimes does) refer to anyone from any country in the Americas, but a lot of words pull double duty (I bet you didn't think 'duty' meant the same as 'tariff' in this last sentance).

  45. Good God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can only apologise for the poor spelling and numerous typos in the proceding post. Slashdot appears to have some form of effect on all posters, eventually. The horror!

    1. Re:Good God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading too much slashdot is like sucking on a tube of lead paste.

      'nuff said.

  46. point? by Restil · · Score: 2

    I have a sneaking suspicion that there was a point to that lecture, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is.

    From what I can determine from moments of coherency:

    He hates Microsoft
    He hates Macs
    He hates Linux
    He hates Open Source
    He's not a programmer, nor will he ever be.

    From all I can tell, he finds flaws with every philosophy, so we should probably just trash it all and start over from scratch. I'd read it again just to be sure, but I need to get back to my grueling free code development, lest he inspires me to give it all up.... to ... do... whatever.

    -Restil

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    1. Re:point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you could always... ...write forgettable SF novels, compose long-winded, ill-informed essays on topics which are not your expertise and troll various tech conventions.

      Kind of like someone I know...

  47. Small technical correction... by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

    I really get tired of a bunch of whiney geeks bitching because people want to sully their precious, insulated geekspace with cultural issues...

    Uhhh... You mean geekspacetime right?

  48. Refugee camp? Not a requirement (a little OT) by mactari · · Score: 2

    [[Linux OS "user experience" is] like life in a refugee camp. If you want Doctors Without Borders to show up, you don't want to have yourself any kind of really nice refugee camp.]

    That's not true. I had malaria in Zaire, was staying in a bed, had three meals a day (when I could make it), and there was even beer nearby and Dr's w/o Borders still made two house calls *and* gave me medicine for less than $3 US. :^)

    Think my metaphor's about as on target as most of this guy's? Not so fast... if there's one thing the Mac's about it's UI, and as a long-time Mac user (about 12 years) I'm pretty danged tired of all these converts that say how awesome the Mac is now that it's got FreeBSD up under the hood.

    Sure OS 9 was dated technology those last few years (still not sure how "[Mozilla's] bug-track completely wrecked System 9" for the contrarian, though), but its interface was still head and shoulders above the rest. Not sure why that was bad and OS X is good, but to get the Doctors Without Borders to come to town, you don't need a nasty interface -- you just need to have geeky underpinnings.

    You might have to reach to see what the guy's saying sometimes, but other than the times when he's obviously going for laughs it's worth the trouble to figure out what he means. If the metaphors don't make sense, try again.

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  49. In ESR's essay, the "cathedral" was FSF/Gnu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe how many people think that the "cathedral" in Raymond's essay refers to commercial software. He was contrasting the management styles of Linus and Stallman, and implying that Gnu would have made much faster progress if it has used a "bazaar" model.

  50. Re:Refugee camp? Not a requirement (a little OT) by WildBeast · · Score: 2

    So what exactly are you complaining about? If you don't like the command line, you don't have to use it, there's a GUI in OS X you know.

  51. Cathedral vs. Bazaar by smoon · · Score: 2

    From the article: "Stuff like "the Cathedral and the Bazaar." Now, I get it about being the bazaar. I'm a science fiction writer, I got no problem at all with bizarre stuff. But commercial software? Microsoft? As a cathedral? "

    I thought that ESRs whole Cathedral vs. Bazaar thing was that Gnu and RMS represent the "Cathedral" (ie: carefully controlled who gets to contribute, everything falls along into RMSs grand vision, RMS as a fanatic Free-Software religion). And that Linux and "open source" represent the bazaar (ie: looser collaboration on things, some commercial interest is tolerated, it ain't pretty but it works kind of thing).

    Maybe I got it all wrong though...

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  52. We don't belong by WildBeast · · Score: 2

    He's not the only one who feels this way.

    I think that many of us are torn between the extreme right (Microsoft, Apple) and the extreme left (Linux). Sorry but we feel like we don't belong in any of them.

  53. Read the whole article... by ryman · · Score: 1

    I was initially inclined to agree with you, but I don't think calling this a troll is fair. Even the use of the term contrarian was a bit vague (contrary to what?...). From what I gathered, the purpose of this rant was not so much a point-by-point dissection and dismantling of the open-source (insert free software, Linux, etc. if you prefer) movement, but semi-stream-of-conciousness jibe at the whole community. I agree that some of his points weren't very clear (or coherent for that matter) and many of the metaphors didn't seem to fit too well, but if you read to the end, he's actually pretty positive toward our kind.

    Although I'm not too familiar with his work, keep in mind this is a novelist writing this, and a fairly cynical one at that.

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    1. Re:Read the whole article... by hazyshadeofwinter · · Score: 1

      I suspect what he was trying to do was light a fire under the whole scene's ass. Actually, the whole article reminded me of the saying, "Democracy is the worst system possible -- except for all the other ones." s/Democracy/Free Software/g.

      Comparing the style with Stirling's novels, or even the (other) writing on his site, I suspect this was more of a seat-of-the-pants rant than a carefully crafted essay. Take it with a grain o' salt.

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    2. Re:Read the whole article... by ryman · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

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  54. MS == Bazaar by Xtifr · · Score: 2

    Yes, in many ways, MS looks more like ESR's bazaar -- "release early?", sure that's why no X.0 release from MS ever works as expected/documented. "Release often?", definitely, you have to maximize the revenue stream by getting people to pay for upgrades (which fix the bugs in those X.0 releases that shouldn't have been).

    There are days when I look at the huge steaming heaps of half-working, awkward, ugly, incomprehensible software on my Linux box, compare it to the glowing promises from the developers, and wonder if ESR hasn't done more damage to the Free Source/Open Sores movement than MS ever could.

  55. Mismatched Metaphors by PMuse · · Score: 1

    Bruce Sterling proclaimed: Have you ever seen a cathedral? Cathedrals are medieval religious centers where people do penance and take vows of poverty. They worship relics of the holy dead in there. Microsoft is a commercial software company. It's the commercial software company. It's got to be about the least cathedral-like structure known to humankind.

    I thought the question was, "have you ever built a cathedral?" Now, even Eric Raymond wasn't particularly clear about this, but going back to his first presentation of the analogy, the cathedral was the software, not the place where the software was created. (Of course, the problem is that when Raymond discussed the bazaar, he equated the bazaar to the open source community, not to a piece of software.)

    It seems to me that working for Microsoft building Windows XP must be a great deal like working for the Church building a cathedral that the Church will then require every member to use on pain of torture by copyright law.

    Eric S. Raymond wrote: But I also believed there was a certain critical complexity above which a more centralized, a priori approach was required. I believed that the most important software . . . needed to be built like cathedrals, carefully crafted by individual wizards or small bands of mages working in splendid isolation, with no beta to be released before its time.
    Linus Torvalds's style of development - release early and often, delegate everything you can, be open to the point of promiscuity - came as a surprise. No quiet, reverent cathedral-building here - rather, the Linux community seemed to resemble a great babbling bazaar of differing agendas and approaches . . . out of which a coherent and stable system could seemingly emerge only by a succession of miracles.
    The fact that this bazaar style seemed to work, and work well, came as a distinct shock. As I learned my way around, I worked hard not just at individual projects, but also at trying to understand why the Linux world not only didn't fly apart in confusion but seemed to go from strength to strength at a speed barely imaginable to cathedral-builders.

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  56. bitch bitch bitch by glenebob · · Score: 1

    Yeah, he seems to hate everything. He's your classic whiner. Almost anyway... the only difference is that you shut out most whiners after the first sentence, but this guy keeps you hanging on till the end, hoping I guess that he'll say something remotely constructive. He never did, did he? Did I just miss it, or did he really spew pages and pages of whining bitchery without one constructive comment?

    I must admit though, I did enjoy reading it just a bit. I can relate to it I think. I'm feeling a but disgruntled myself lately with the whole computer industry. And the problem isn't so much that the industry is messed up (and bad), but more that I feel there isn't a damn thing I can do about it. All I can do (and I'm a programmer)
    is sit and watch the Bill Gates' of the world force feed us this pile of steaming doo-doo we somehow call an industry. My skills would be equally effective if I took up a career as a hair dresser.

    Sometimes I guess a good bitch session can be fun... and he does it well.

  57. Wee bit OT, Clarifying biblical reference a little by nburtner · · Score: 1

    And I quote:
    "Like the story of Jesus Christ chasing the moneylenders out of the temple. I know this is kinda hard for contemporary people to get their heads around, but Jesus Christ used to beat people up with a whip for being capitalists."
    Honestly...Christ wasn't angry at the people because they were Capitalists, he was angry at them for a couple of reasons, one of which being that they were defiling the sacred nature of the Temple. The area that had been turned into a den of merchants was the only area of the temple where the Gentiles (Non Jews, for those who don't know) could worship. By having all those people shouting and hawking their wears, it would be nearly impossible for someone to focus on worship!
    It also should be noted that those people shouldn't even have been in there in the first place! They were supposed to be setting up shop outside the temple (had they been following the rules, Christ wouldn't have had a problem with them, since they did provide a service: They were able to provide sacrificial animals to people who were from out of the country, and unable to bring their own sacrifices along with them), but the priests, in their infinite wisdom, decided 'Hey! We can get a lot of money from these folks, by charging them money to set up shop in the temple walls! Who cares if we're blaspheming the temple with this, we can get rich!' So, basically Christ was removing the corruption from the temple, or at least some of it.
    I could probably go on for a while longer on this topic, but it would, more then likely, become increasingly offtopic and start to become extremely boring for a lot of people, so I figure I'll just end it here.
    This post is not intended to be offtopic, trolling, or flamebait, if it is construed in that manner, then I apologize.

  58. to continue the analogies by subgeek · · Score: 1

    if linux is like a free-love hippie chick...microsoft windows is a high priced dominatrix that makes you pay to get locked in a wooden box and then when you try to pay more to be let out, you are just told that true pleasure is being locked in a wooden box.

    strangely a lot of people seem to believe her when she tells you this.

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  59. Don't kill the messenger by freality · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I found it refreshing because it's very easy to get down, or confused, about the state of affairs today. A maniacal humorous take is just the right subjective approach. In Terry Gilliam's Brazil, there's like 10 lines of serious social criticism.. but the whole work is extrememly effective as a warning.

    I think the people here, esp. the coders, didn't like the message because it involved so many threads that they can usually ignore. The idea that the inequity of software relationships can be seen from a much larger perspective, and somehow tie in with all of this messy political stuff, like diamond miners in South Africa... well, it's just frightening. Coders aren't diamond miners, after all! We're powerful important people. We aren't used by the man! The man loves us.. he gives us better TV to watch and dental plans.

    Just this weekend on /. a great piece was posted, called "Reclaiming the commons". It was long and mainly about non-geek issues. Yet one of the /. editors highly recommended it. Why? It's not News for Nerds. It wasn't about the Sony P3's new chip. Why was it posted?

    Bruce Sterling hit the nail right on the head. The geeks, he is telling us, along with everyone else are going to have to become dissidents, and then activists.

    Because this is a real time of reckoning about freedom and how we may want to change the way we govern ourselves; we all should be prepared. Bruce Sterling's speech is a humorously contrarian introduction, aimed at geeks. But don't stop there.

    Go and eat at an urban McDonalds, get a copy of US News & World Report, watch some MTV skin-flick or FOX News, or try not using your ss# for a while, or try tracking your vote to any actual political action (or comparing your vote to a company dollar), and top it all off with a visit to the local garbage dump, 'cause it's gonna smell better there.

    Then go and read the commons article. Then read opensecrets.org, or cryptome.org, or the books "Understanding Power" (Chomsky) or "Empire" (Hardt & Negri) or the Declaration of Independence. Not that you have to sign-up with any political party, but these things will change your mind about how the world works, and your role in it.

    At the end of doing all of this myself, I didn't needed to be preached to anymore. It's not just the software debate. It's not just the music debate. It's not just the accounting debate. It's the way of the world that is systematically confused. "The American Dream": this Ad sponsored by Pepsi and Brittney Spears' bouncing boobs. Is this really what it's supposed to be like?

    I'm reading all I can and planning for a better way of life.

    1. Re:Don't kill the messenger by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 3, Funny
      this Ad sponsored by Pepsi and Brittney Spears' bouncing boobs. Is this really what it's supposed to be like?

      Hey, I don't mind the rest of it, but don't be criticizing the bouncing boobs.

  60. Re:A bird? A plane? by Sibelius · · Score: 1

    Haha, that was the funniest thing I read so far under this article. +1 Funny

  61. Re:Wee bit OT, Clarifying biblical reference a lit by urmensch · · Score: 0

    Honestly, you have no idea whether christ was angry or not. or whether any of that stuff is true or false or half true/false. all you have is an opinion about a 2000 yr old story.

  62. Re:Don't kill the coders by noshellswill · · Score: 1

    In the geek defense ... writing 'pure' elegant code is an offence to a mercantile culture, analogous to running double-diamonds on one ski among a camp of cripples. An offence for two (2) reasons: first, each behavior rejects 'the system' as justifier of individual behavior (lawlessness): second and more serious, some merchants do aspire to esthetic creation and some cripples I have seen blasting reckless down double_diamonds (blasphemy). I think we need not like the geek culture to see its true value.

  63. points of substance by tim_maroney · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm surprised by all the comments that Sterling's speech was devoid of substance. His verbal pyrotechnics may have gotten in the way at times, but that's Sterling's schtick and he's awfully good at it. Any reasonable person ought to have been able to see through the fireworks to his many substantial points, among which were:

    Open source and free software are largely about their own subculture and the social aspects of that subculture rather than about software per se.

    Software written by and for programmers is unlikely to have mass appeal, but it has powerful appeal to programmers.

    Free software and open source will only become relevant to the average user when they start to take users' tastes and concerns into account.

    The cryptic and balky nature of current open source and free software is a draw to programmers not only because it reflects their values, but because it's in such a sorry state that there is a trenchant humanitarian appeal to help out. (By implication, better software might reduce the amount of help available, and the movement might become a victim of its own success eventually.)

    Another factor drawing programmers to this development model is the lack of responsibility, since they can quit at any time.

    Raymond's cathedral/bazaar metaphor does not seem to apply very well, and on examination, it's unclear what he even meant by it. Microsoft is a bazaar company, not a cathedral company. So are most software makers.

    People feel increasingly oppressed by commercial software, particularly Microsoft's. They are waking up to the way the software manipulates them against their own interests.

    Viruses have in particular been a wake-up call.

    Free software and open source are largely imitative rather than innovative, or "piratical" rather than "creative".

    Free software and open source have hidden costs, including the cost of needing to become part of a particular subculture to use them effectively.

    Information is not free. Information has intrinsic costs deriving from the social context of the information. Information merchants use particular strategies to make it difficult to change established relationships. Among these are restrictive contracts, brand-specific training, search costs, proprietary formats, durable purchases, and loyalty programs.

    The open source and free software community is facing a social transition from a small geek subculture to a significant dissident standing. This is going to present serious challenges.

    That's scarcely a complete list of the points of substance in this talk. It may not be Sterling's finest hour -- his forte is fiction, after all -- but it is by no means a bunch of insubstantial blather. In fact he touches on many neglected but important issues.

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    Tim Maroney tim@maroney.org

    1. Re:points of substance by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      The open source and free software community is facing a social transition from a small geek subculture to a significant dissident standing. This is going to present serious challenges.

      This is perhaps running in parallel to a change that is shaping up in the user community, and I have to wonder if this is really what more of the gist of the speech was.

      Consider the two types of users that you have out there for a moment:

      First, you have Joe Sixpack. He wants to be able to turn on his computer, surf the web, play his MP3s, instant message, download the latest porn, whatever. And he wants his system to be "click and it shalt be done". He's totally oblivious to how the software is working. Ask him about that and he shrugs "I dunno. I ordered it, UPS dumped it at my door and I turned it on."

      Next, you have Sid Hacker. He thinks little of spending hours to get something to compile just to be able to watch a movie in a particular format that Joe Sixpack would take five seconds to get up and running. He scrutinizes all the code he downloads because he wants to know exactly what it is doing (and moreover, because he can). He likes to hack the code just because he doen't like where a button showed up.

      Up until recently, that was how the world was divided. But now that's changed. A perfect example of this new type of person would be my wife.

      My wife does not want to use Microsoft. She doesn't like the idea of being afraid of clicking on attachments or of Microsoft knowing her personal information, as privacy is very important to her. But at the same time, she does not care about the fact that "hey, you can hack this code if you want it to do X!" So what does she do to use our Linux box? She comes to me and says "Here, make this work.". If she's in the right mood she might be interested in the details of the code, but usually she's not and it just bores her. She just knows it works. And when it doesn't, you can be sure I hear about it.

      So now you have all these in-between people. They don't want the old solutions and are afraid of the new ones. So how do we handle that? That is probably the next challenge to the OSS community.

      My $0.02

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    2. Re:points of substance by extrasolar · · Score: 2

      Thanks, you should follow this guy around to translate him for those of us who don't use drugs.

    3. Re:points of substance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Microsoft is a bazaar company, not a cathedral company.

      I disagree with you there. A bazaar is all about free (as in speech) exchange of goods (ideas) between equals. If you don't like what's on offer at the first stall, you are free to go to any of the others.

      A cathedral is about dogma (the high priest's word is law; no debate is tolerated; you do it our way or not at all).

    4. Re:points of substance by ftobin · · Score: 2

      FYI, the cathedral versus the bazaar is a contrast between the GNU project and most other Open Source development models. The GNU people, including hackers like RMS, are the 'wizards' who retreat, disappear for a few years, and then come out with something spectacular. This is exemplified in the Hurd. The contrast is something like Linux, which is a clammering of a bunch of people continually working on it, in plain view the entire time.

    5. Re:points of substance by tim_maroney · · Score: 2

      I see. That must be why I'm typing this on a non-Microsoft OS, for which Microsoft nonetheless makes software. I was unaware of the old-time papacy having provided services at Buddhist temples.

      I also note that your interpretation of the cathedral and the bazaar is very different from that of others in the thread, which underscores the point that the metaphor is unclear.

      Personally, I think Raymond's framing is an attempt to appeal to anti-religious libertarians, which one often encounters in science fiction fandom. Cathedral = religion = bad, bazaar = market = good.

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    6. Re:points of substance by tim_maroney · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Cathedrals were built in public, not in secret. In fact the whole life of a community would often revolve around the proiject while it was going on.

      As for the characterization of the Linux project as decentralized and self-assembling, that's been known to be false for years. Linux is tightly held by a strong central control group, in contrast with the development model expressed in Raymond's essay.

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    7. Re:points of substance by ftobin · · Score: 2

      The Cathedral is designed in secret. The designing is the important phase.

      Linux is designed in the open, and arguments for and against its various design aspects are bantered in public. Not so with the cathedral.

    8. Re:points of substance by tim_maroney · · Score: 2

      Do you have a reference for cathedrals having been designed in secret?

      Raymond's own take on the metaphor is about centralized versus decentralized development.

      I also think it is highly arguable that major open source projects are designed in the open. Anyone who monitored the decision-making process by which Mozilla first spurned and then embraced native widgets knows that such decisions are often made by an in-group that is relatively immune to outside pressure. The clannishness of the core Linux developers is even more legendary.

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    9. Re:points of substance by ftobin · · Score: 2

      It's explained quite clearly in "Free as in Freedom", a book on Richard Stallman. Find the part where it starts talking about the schism that developed with the Open Source becoming its own.

    10. Re:points of substance by ftobin · · Score: 2

      It happens that "Free as in Freedom" is published under the GFDL (of course), and is available online. Hence, I'm able to provide you with a direct reference, http://www.oreilly.com/openbook/freedom/ch11.html, starting with the paragraph: "Raymond put his observations on paper"

    11. Re:points of substance by tim_maroney · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That doesn't say anything about cathedrals having been designed in secret, and it interprets the metaphor in terms of centralization, not secrecy:

      "Eventually, Raymond would convert the speech into a paper, also titled 'The Cathedral and the Bazaar.' The paper drew its name from Raymond's central analogy. GNU programs were 'cathedrals,' impressive, centrally planned monuments to the hacker ethic, built to stand the test of time. Linux, on the other hand, was more like 'a great babbling bazaar,' a software program developed through the loose decentralizing dynamics of the Internet."

      Since we all know now that any successful software project on the medium or large scale requires centralized control, and that Linux and Mozilla are examples of that, it doesn't seem much is left of Raymond's metaphor. You can no more build a serious program without making a plan and enforcing it than you could build a house that way.

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  64. Hysterical by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 2
    That was a great speech. It reminded me of the old John Belushi bit on SNL, where he would give an editorial, and get more and more worked up, and finally go nuts and scream and yell incoherently.

    There was actually a lot of interesting stuff in that speech, some of which was true, some of which was not, and much of which was just incoherent ranting, but who wants to hear the same viewpoint over and over?

  65. At last - Penguin Gonzo Journalism by Demerara · · Score: 1
    The computer business wants to be really hot and sexy. It's like eavesdropping on a rich kid's affair with a supermodel. He's the user, he's the customer. He's eager, he's gullible. But she'd better be taut, hot, and totally glittering, or he'll pitch her right off the edge of the loading dock.

    Say what you like about Sterling's content, but his form is pure fresh air. If Hunter S. Thompson had been born 20 years later, his prose would have been much like Sterling's speech - inciteful (now THERE's a Moderation category), funny, testing a limit by exceeding it.

    Thanks Bruce.

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  66. They should've billed it that way by SideshowBob · · Score: 2

    This was billed as 'a contrarian viewpoint to open source' or whatever. If the guy just wanted to get up and rant for an hour then they should've billed it as such. If it had been 'Bruce Sterling rants on the state of the software industry' then more power to him (and them), even more so if it was entertaining.

    Its like Microsoft offering a 'contrarian viewpoint to commercial software' and then putting Carrot Top on stage to rant for an hour or so instead of getting someone who could actually articulate the significance of open software.

  67. Re:Refugee camp? Not a requirement (a little OT) by Tepic++ · · Score: 1

    I think the point implied is that the GUI has regressed in OSX, even if it looks more colourful.

  68. OS isn't the problem... by Kindaian · · Score: 1

    But a sintome of the problem. The problem is Liberty and Democracy and all those frenchy things that are older then america (or about the same time)...

    Cheers...

  69. D9 Cat by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    That would be a Caterpillar D9 bulldozer. It used to be the biggest size used in heavy construction, but now they actually go up to D11. The D9R weighs a mere 48,874 kg (107,548lb.) in fighting trim, while the D11R CD, used mainly in mining, weighs 113,000 kg (248,100 lb.) There are mining machines large enough to carry a D9 in their bucket, and have room left over.

    I note that the D11R CD features "smooth, one handed, Finger Tip Control (FTC) for steering and transmission".

    The site doesn't work quite right in Opera 5 but the info is all there. The menus don't seem to work in Mozilla 1.0. Must be done by a Windozer :O)

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  70. Re:A bird? A plane? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    New VA investors could be considered contrarian, early VA investors would be sheep, or pigs. Contrarians would be the people who were selling in 1999 and 2000 and are big on the telecommunications industry now.

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  71. It was all in the delivery by dav · · Score: 1

    I was there for this speech; it brought the house down but a lot of it was in the delivery. Sterling is a talented reader with great stage presence (and this was evident in spite of the fact that he was sitting behind a table reading from his notes the whole time). Whoever typed up the transcription should jsut release the mp3 then you'll get it.

  72. Translation to english (my version) by argoff · · Score: 2

    Copyrights are not a free market property right, but a bullshit government granted monopoly that cause all sorts of incompatabilities, and stagnate innovation. In fact most big corporations are not free market at all, but feed off of similar government regulations, special treatment, and bullshit. (including the federal reserve, he didn't say that but I put it in for him)

    In the copyright area, Linux gets arround this by being free and transparent, but that makes it a threat to the other people who make a living by fscking the ignorant when it comes to software. However, most people don't have the intellectual or personal balls to say that copyrights are bullshit - so instead they all bicker over stupid things (eg Lessing)

  73. Sterling is a loon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have no idea why anyone pays attention to this guy's rants, fictional or otherwise. I read this speech and it borders on incoherent--just like most of his published fiction.

    Why does anyone in the Linux or /. communities give a flying fuck what Sterling says or thinks? He's a very minor celebrity, nothing more. Would you care what a second-string running back in the NFL thinks of Linux if it were expressed as badly as Sterling's mess?

  74. Re:mussolini... well, actually by hobuddy · · Score: 1

    Mussolini did say: "Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power."

    The governmental system he described sounds kind of familiar, doesn't it?

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  75. Closed-source isn't the bazaar by Nygard · · Score: 2

    Going way back to v1.0 of tCatB, the Cathedral was GCC and Linux was the bazaar. ESR was comparing two different free software projects. He was comparing the fast, vital development of the Linux kernel with the glacial pace of GCC and (dare I say it?) the HURD.

    The original point was to look at the biological, evolutionary dynamic of the bazaar model -- swarms of coders throwing patches into the ecosystem, seeing which ones live and breed and which ones die on the vine -- as compared to the cathedral -- rigorously planned, multi-year efforts guided by a Supreme Architect and his cadre.

    Putting "closed-source software" in the role of the Cathedral is sheer revisionism.

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  76. Ummmmmm, no. by kfg · · Score: 1

    He's merely being accurate and discussing Fascism, not Nazism.

    Fascism is Italian in origin. Literally. It refers to the 'fascia', which was the flag the Roman troops carried as identifiers, ( and now means form of 'facing').

    Mussolini sought to recreate Rome as a modern industrial state with the workers bonded in allegience to a state owned 'employer', and thus Mussolini himself as "Emperor."

    KFG

  77. Yes, you got it all wrong by Pseudonym · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure which Cathedral and the Bazaar you read, but the one by ESR likened commercial software development to the cathedral and open software development to the bazaar. The terms "cathedral" and "bazaar" refer only to the process by which software is developed.

    The issue which CatB addresses is the belief that software that wasn't carefully designed and controlled would have lower quality than software which was. ESR's response was that for the most measures of "quality" (robustness, bug-freeness and so on) bazaar-developed code could actually be better. The price you may pay is that the scope of the software, may change from what you originally intended it to be (e.g. fetchmail). On the other hand, it may well be better than you intended.


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  78. typo in above comment by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny
    There's at least a chance that he's on to something there.

    You mean "There's at least a chance that he's on something there."

  79. Another Gratuitous Sterling Link by Klync · · Score: 1

    This one had me in awe: Newer York, New York After the Great Blaze of 2015, Manhattan went green - thanks to Bill Gates and bambootekture.

    By Michael McDonough (as told to Bruce Sterling).

    This is a tag-team battle-royale of the imagination!!

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  80. Then who is the hippy chick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then who is the hippy chick who will put out? WHERE is she??? Oh wait, that was just a metaphor

  81. The problem is .... you're *saying* it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The problem is you're saying it wrong.

    'Merkin -- with a capital M.
  82. The problem is in your mind.... by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1
    "Americans" come from America which happens to be a couple of continents containing dozens of countries ALL of whom can and do identify themselves as "Americans" - and in fact many are offended when citizens of the USA claim that title for just themselves - it's sort of the worst sort of cultural imperialism - taking someone's identity.

    You must be from outside the Americas. I've discussed this issue with dozens of Canadians, ten or so Mexicans, four Brazilians, two Argentinans and a Peruvian. (I'm meeting a Venezuelan this afternoon, I'll add her to the collection, but I really doubt she'll shift the demographic.)

    NONE of those people have ever referred to themselves simply as Americans - North Americans, South Americans, Central Americans and even Latin Americans, but not "Americans".

    ALL of them refer to citizens of the USA as "Americans". Not one has ever used USian or UnitedStatesian in normal conversation, though one of the Canadians occasionally likes to use USian in online discussion "just to get Americans' goats". One of the Mexicans pointed out that Mexico also consists of United States (i.e. it's the United States of Mexico).

    NONE of them feel in the least offended by the common use of "American" to refer to USA citizens.

    I suppose it's possible that these people aren't typical, and that the majority of Pan-American people who aren't from the USA bitterly resent having to use a prefix in order to be identified with the two continents as a unit, but I doubt it.

    I suspect that terms like USian are normally only used by people from outside the Americas who want to be PC, and only in venues where citziens of the USA are likely to be among the audience. I have never heard a citizen of Great Britain, for example, when speaking to another GBian, refer to a USian. They're either Yanks, or they're (gasp!) Americans.

  83. Crap, crap, crap by netphilter · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the goal of the author is to be as ridiculously contrary as possible...to everyone. However, the most offensive peace is his awful attempts to parallel Jesus Christ with the open source community. To imply that Jesus chased the moneylenders out of the temple is just sheer ignorance of the Bible...and offensive.

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  84. Best piece of candid writing about software by gelfling · · Score: 2

    Frankly, based on the responses here it seems he hit a nerver with some awfully thinskinned people who think that they float and gloat ABOVE water let alone walk on it.

    Software is a business. It's not engineering, it's not art or karma or cool. It's product. It's accidently good in spite of itself. And to the extent that it is a good product then it is good. Beyond that it's just sophistry to beat your chests about how great YOU think it is. Because if it was then it wouldn't be anarchy to build it.

    Kudos to Bruce.

  85. Re:Refugee camp? Not a requirement (a little OT) by majestyk2000 · · Score: 1

    "I had malaria in Zaire"...

    I have such a boring fucking life.

  86. Accurate rant on open source! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    It's the most accurate rant on open source I've read/heard in a while. Bruce might not be a coder but he seems to beable to relate to us well. And he has a better grasp as to what is going on outside of the source than most of us do.

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