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Techies On Ice: The Coming Age of Cryonics

Frozen dinner writes: "SiliconValley.com is running a great article about technology workers' fascination with cryonics. From the article: "[the] otherworldly possibility of life after death [tantalizes] techies of all stripes -- mathematicians, physicists, software developers, computer programmers -- who make up a vast majority of those who have signed up for cryonics suspension. The family feud over deep-freezing baseball slugger Ted Williams has only intensified interest in cryonics in Silicon Valley and in the greater Bay Area, already a hotbed for the experimental and controversial process.""

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  1. "already a hotbed..." by dolface · · Score: 3, Funny

    maybe not the best term?

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  2. Ice crystals? by orkysoft · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Isn't there a problem with ice crystals forming in cells of frozen tissue, which destroy the cells' structure? Wouldn't it be smart to avoid this crystallization process when freezing, somehow?

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    1. Re:Ice crystals? by Mr_Matt · · Score: 3

      I think (and this comes from a previous article about Ted Williams) that when they do this procedure, they remove as much water from the body as possible, and replace the water with a glycerol solution. Naturally, this wouldn't work so well on living tissue. :)

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    2. Re:Ice crystals? by Znork · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that seems to be the main problem. It's not so much 'dead and rotted' vs 'miniscule chance of revival sometime in the future' as it is 'dead and rotted' vs 'dead, rotted and frozen'. The freezing will ensure the structure is destroyed beyond any hope of recovery.

      If they could solve that problem tho, I'd sign up in a second. :)

    3. Re:Ice crystals? by randomErr · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't your chemical solution futher destroy brain tissue?

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    4. Re:Ice crystals? by Tattva · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The freezing will ensure the structure is destroyed beyond any hope of recovery. If they could solve that problem tho, I'd sign up in a second. :)

      uhhhhhh, if they solved that problem there would be no reason to freeze you...

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    5. Re:Ice crystals? by Jugalator · · Score: 2

      Yes, the major problem that's usually discussed is how to replace the water in our bodies with another fluid and back without making the vital organs stop working. I believe some experiments have been conducted - hopefully only in theory... lol!

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    6. Re: Ice crystals? by Antity · · Score: 2

      Some time ago I read about a specie of frogs that were able to survive the freezing during winter. The cells containes a substance that avoid this water cristalls to form and therefor the cells didn't die.

      I saw something like this a while ago, too (yes, on TV, and it made sense). And yes, this prevents the cells from being crushed by ice crystals.

      But for a frog, this is just a few months. How are you going to keep cells alive for decades without "feeding" them?

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    7. Re: Ice crystals? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      But for a frog, this is just a few months. How are you going to keep cells alive for decades without "feeding" them?

      By cooling them down to liquid nitrogen temperatures after they've been frozen. Metabolism, like most other chemical processes, is *very* strongly dependent on temperature. Reaction rate tends to be tied to it exponentially, so in a very cold environment, the cell will effectively be in stasis.

    8. Re:Ice crystals? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      Yes, the major problem that's usually discussed is how to replace the water in our bodies with another fluid and back without making the vital organs stop working. I believe some experiments have been conducted - hopefully only in theory.

      I remember reading about experiments of this kind performed on dogs back in the early 90s. They had some successes, but 1) they didn't go down to freezing at the time of the article I'd read, and 2) there were complications in most of the test subjects (things like epilepsy on revival). They replaced some or all of the dogs' blood with a solution more resistant to freezing, if I recall correctly.

    9. Re:Ice crystals? by quantaman · · Score: 2

      I remember hearing somewhere that if they froze the tissue fast enough they could avoid the crystallization, however when trying to thaw it back out crystallization is apparently much harder to avoid.

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    10. Re:Ice crystals? by Mr_Matt · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't your chemical solution futher destroy brain tissue?

      I don't know - I don't regularly freeze people. :) I'm just repeating what the article said - consume with the appropriate mass of sodium chloride. I would assume that the people who do this actually do think these things through, but I don't really know for certain.

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    11. Re:Ice crystals? by ErikTheRed · · Score: 5, Funny


      Teddy in the Vat
      July 2002

      The outlook, it was dismal for the Joyville nine that day
      The year was 2502, one inning left to play.
      The fan base had eroded so, this game would be the last.
      The onetime national pastime's time, alas, had finally passed.

      A somber group of gravediggers were warming up their arms.
      They prepared to bury baseball, the big teams and the farms.
      A-grieving in the bleachers the remaining faithful sat.
      "If only we could liberate Ted Williams from his vat!"

      For baseball's mighty slugger had been frozen when he died.
      They froze his sacred arms and wrists, they froze his rugged hide.
      They froze him in the hope that he might someday un-retire.
      But no one thought the sport itself would sicken, then expire.

      And then from many thousand throats there rose as one, a breath.
      A gasp of shock, surprise and glee, of victory o'er death.
      For in the batter's circle, for the multitudes to greet
      In suspended animation, there hung Williams by his feet.

      There was frost upon his biceps as they opened up his case.
      Liquid nitrogen was dripping from the creases on his face.
      How the faithful cheered their legend as the slugger was unpacked.
      How he tipped his hat to greet them! How his knees and elbows cracked!

      Now he stood there stiffly legged as the light began to die.
      The pitcher hurled a bullet. Williams watched as it went by.
      The catcher muttered softly, "You took that one like a chump."
      "I'm adjusting to the temperature," he said. "Strike!" said the ump.

      The tumult from the bleachers was amazing to behold.
      Not a fan among them noticed that the bat was green with mold.
      Now his eyes returned an icy glare, he curled his frozen lip.
      Now his red socks were de-icing. Now his cap began to drip.

      Then came another missive from that demon on the mound,
      Showing every indication it would splutter to the ground.
      But then it rose, Phoenix-like, 'til level with his belt.
      "Strike two!" the umpire said, as Williams felt his shoulders melt.

      In the catered suites around the park the corporate sponsors groaned.
      In the press box doing play-by-play, the glib announcers moaned.
      In the stands, prevailing wisdom was, the greatest one had choked.
      At the plate, the catcher noticed that the batter's box was soaked.

      For the frost upon the slugger's brow had turned into a slush.
      His uniform was sodden and his mitt was leather mush.
      And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now it's on its way.
      And now the air's alive with a ferocious swing and spray.

      Oh somewhere there's a field of dreams with bleachers by the surf.
      And somewhere bands are playing on some soggy outfield turf.
      Although mostly it is dusty by the plate where umpires shout,
      There's a pool of mud in Joyville, for Ted Williams has thawed out.

      Dale Connally (With apologies to Ernest L. Thayer.)

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    12. Re: Ice crystals? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      And at the temperatures required many fluids crystalize. whoops.

      If you're going much below freezing in the first place, you've already found a way to stop fluid crystallization from doing damage.

      In the case of the frogs that started this thread, they contain antifreeze agents that inhibit crystal growth and so result in a much finer-grained polycrystalline mass when the freezing is finished. No irreparable damage.

      Any (revivable) frozen human will have similar safeguards in place.

  3. Choice of words by Hollinger · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A hotbed for the experimental & controversial process..."

    Wouldn't that be the worst place to put a frozen body?

  4. COBOL programmers. by ambisinistral · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've suggested to our management that we freeze our COBOL programmers. When we needed one, we could unthaw them.

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    1. Re:COBOL programmers. by sckeener · · Score: 2

      Don't laugh...we might need them in another 7998 years...

      after all we know how big an impact y2k had.... ;)

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    2. Re:COBOL programmers. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2

      That's just fantastic! Way in the future, the next time one of the Enterprise's computers goes on the fritz you can unthaw a COBOL programmer to help Geordi debug it!

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    3. Re:COBOL programmers. by Kwikymart · · Score: 2

      Unthaw and thaw are exactly the same word. They both mean "to turn to liquid from solid"

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    4. Re:COBOL programmers. by Lxy · · Score: 3, Funny

      doesn't unthaw mean to freeze?

      Yes, this just goes to show how messed up the english language is. At some point in time, it became acceptible to unthaw our frozen dinners.
      For more examples of how messed up we really are, take a look at this forward I received not long ago (source unknown):

      The bandage was wound around the wound.
      The farm was used to produce produce.
      The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
      He could lead if he would get the lead out.
      The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
      Since there is no time like the present, he decided it was time to present the present.
      A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
      When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
      I did not object to the object.
      The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
      There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
      They were too close to the door to close it.
      The buck does funny things when the does are present.
      To help with the planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
      The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
      After a number of injections, my jaw got number.
      Upon seeing a tear in the painting, I shed a tear.
      I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

      quicksand can work slowly
      boxing rings are square
      a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
      In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
      How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, yet a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
      Yes, in American English, your house can burn up as it burns down, you fill out a form by filling it in, and an alarm goes off by going on.
      That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible; when the lights are out, they are invisible.
      And, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

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  5. Just the head? by agutier · · Score: 2

    What happends when you wake up 2,000 years from now attached to the body of a goat? Whose to say these ice houses won't be bought out be a company that is genetically engineering a new form of pet that can regale you with stories of the great Internet crash.

    On the other head, waking up on top of a genetically engineered body sounds like fun.

    Here's a thought. Today you pay for the freezing, but isn't the thawing going to be much more expensive? How do you pay for that?

    1. Re:Just the head? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* Just the head? What happends when you wake up 2,000 years from now attached to the body of a goat? *)

      If Bill G's head is frozen, then when he can be brought back, hook his head up to an NT server for life support. As long as the server runs, he lives.

      And, right next to him is Trivold's head on a Linux box.

      "Hey Linus, don't you think it would be less lonely with two heads on that box of yours? I have some great limb emulation integration ideas for ya also. Whattya say, buddy?"

  6. Cryonics will fail by SkipToMyLou · · Score: 3, Insightful

    in a capitalist society.

    Let's assume the technical problems are solved..

    As long as the service of being cryogenically preserved is a commodity, unsubsidized by the government or most insurance, the rich, prominent, and powerful will be the people self selected to undergo the service.

    These people will also set up bank trusts, etc. to preserve their interests as they lie dead and frozen. They will influence politics to preserve their property rights as they lie dead, concentrating more and more property and political control in the hands of the dead and their trustees.

    I can even imagine the trusteeships being battered back and forth in the marketplace, as the companies that control the wealth of the dead compete with each other.

    All in all a fucked up scenario. What do people think about existing or prospective national and international law to deal with this problem? Mind you, I'm partial to the belief that either we have to live in a differnet economic system, or we must make cryogenics a state supported medical service available to all - decided by lot, democratic selection, condition of health or some other scientific standard.

    1. Re:Cryonics will fail by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      I have a strong feeling that even the wealthy won't be able to sway government into allowing them to preserve their wealth after they're cryogenically frozen, *unless* they successfully revive at least one person first.

      Since they freely admit they're not technologically able to accomplish that right now, there's no reason to legally consider the frozen participants as anything other than "dead".

  7. there are a few people at my workplace by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2

    that could be frozen and their job performance might improve...

  8. Just maybe by lingqi · · Score: 2

    Well -- AFAIK, there has not been much research dedicated to "bring back life to cyrogenically frozen heads".

    All the while, the heads are getting more and more expensive to keep around, and if they were ever brought back to life, I would imagine there would be some serious bill left to pay. (like Valentine from Cowboy Bebop)

    However, It is probabbly more interesting to note that this honestly is not much different than people of the ancient times burying their bodies in particular ways, adorned with jewery, in the hope of another life to come. Our case it has simply shifted the hope from a mysterious entity or belief in a higher order of the universe to ourselves and our competence in shaping the future.

    All the while, maybe after several million years, future archeologists will come, find a head in a vat, and muse over the silly-ness of the past.

    p.s. they should shoot the vats into space. natually cold, and probabbly survive much longer if the world was to end in our own hands. I am certain when WW3 rolls around, the last thing on people's minds is to keep some silly dude's head preserved in liquid N2

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    1. Re:Just maybe by rmohr02 · · Score: 2

      I just hope that we can figure out how to revive heads by 3000 so we can live the future as Futurama predicts.

  9. The bit I don't understand: by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Interesting
    So let's pretend that a century from now they come up with a technique for reanimating people and repairing the damage done by disease, death and freezing.

    What possible motivation would any future society have to thaw these people out? Why would we need more people, especially those who can't accept their own mortality?

    Sure, you'd thaw out one or two just to show you could, and you'd probably thaw out the interesting people like Walt Disney. Hey, you might even pull a person or two out of the fridge every so often to do historical research (wouldn't that be great -- you wake up in a room with a history grad student who asks you to explain why your generation felt it necessary to fuck the planet seven ways 'till Sunday and leave it for later generations to clean up).

    Getting back to my original point, I don't see how this sort of thing would ever effect more than a few tens of people over a long timeline. Simply put: the future doesn't want you.

    Personally, I believe that the cycle of life is the only thing that drives social and technological evolution. The greatest mistake we could make as a species would be to short-circuit this cycle for the sake of our own greedy, short-sighted interests.

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    1. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Wetware · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The presumption is that if full blown nanotech comes into being, society would be rich enough to revive you. Part of the role of the cryonics firms doing the freezing would be to advocate for your revival if/when it could be successfully performed.

    2. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Ravagin · · Score: 2

      I think Walt Disney isn't really frozen....

      Anyway, Larry Niven has the interesting answer - his "Gil 'The Arm' Hamilton" stories (collected in flatlander, i think) of a detective on future, overpopulated earth occasionally mention the slightly illegal process of thawing out those hopeless sods who had themselves frozen centuries ago in the hopes that the future could revive them ("corpsicles") and taking their organs to be sold on the organlegging black market.

      Ick. I think I'll take atmospheric or solar cremation (or, you know, normal creation, if the others are still too expensive....).

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    3. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Ooblek · · Score: 2
      Well, think The Matrix....what do you do with 10 old Pentium II 233 machines? Throw them into a cheap cluster and have them download EVERYTHING from Usenet!

      So in 100 years when computing time is too valuable, you thaw out a bunch of geeks. Since they don't know anything about the new technology, you put them to work factoring the nth digit of PI rather than waste your valuable quantum computing cycles.

      Ice....its not just for a cup of Jolt anymore.

    4. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      Heheh, read Larry Niven's "The Integral Trees"... There's a short-story of his that's more to the point, but I don't remember the name.

      The concept is this: The State (big evil Commie entity) has no use for "Corpsicles" as they are called. It doesn't know how to thaw them either. It also has similarly useless convicted felons. So, The State supercools the corpsicles to near-absolute-zero and runs current through their brain so it becomes a superconductor. Then they interrogate the brain and see if they have a useful personality. If so, they take a felon and wipe its brain. Then they dissect (and destroy) the corpicle's brain and read its personality into a computer. The corpsicle's personality is then written into the felon's brain. Then the brain is force-fed a ton of useful knowledge and behavioural modification for a job.

      The new person, the Corpsicle in a felon's body, has no rights. Both the body and mind are legally the property of a dead person, ownership transferred to the state. The Corpsicle's are used as State slaves, often for one-way interplanetary exploration and seeding. Space travel is slower then light, so the Corpsicles never know the world they're leaving behind, and never will see it again.

    5. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Skyshadow · · Score: 2

      Hey, I'm a historian, I understand what you mean. However, I want one or two Romans to talk to. I don't want to waste resources raising the whole Roman Empire.

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    6. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Hayzeus · · Score: 2, Funny
      But we're talking about severed heads being preserved here. No heart, lungs, pancreas, liver, kidneys, etc...

      I can think of lots of uses for severed heads:

      • Paperweights
      • Hood ornaments (perfectly complements that sleek car of the future)
      • Vases
      • Remove that pesky skin, hollow out the skulls and they'll make fabulous, "offbeat" coffee mugs
    7. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Courageous · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What possible motivation would any future society have to thaw these people out?

      PURE ALTRUISM. That's the beauty of the whole thing. If they wake you, it's probably good news.

      C//

    8. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Stevis · · Score: 2

      who exactly is going to prosecute? which great-great-....great-grandchild is going to stick up for your rights?

      I only wish I'd had the idea for this scam first.

      Stevis

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    9. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Were we really meant to use defibrillators?

      Every day we revive people who are "dead" under any definition any doctor would have recognized until this century.

      It's considered routine medicine now, just like chess playing is not "AI" any more because we know how to do it.

      Every disease conquered, every accident prevented is a step closer to immortality.

    10. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
      And immortality is a good thing because...

      a) There aren't enough people.
      b) The natural order of the last 10 billion years isn't effective anymore.
      c) Who needs children, anyway?
      d) The same people in power now should always be there.
      e) The idea of social evolution is overrated.

      Or is it more likely that your ego just can't take the idea that the world will keep turning without you, or that you could actually be a hinderance to society.

      Without death, life has no value.

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    11. Re:The bit I don't understand: by unicron · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe the best way I've ever heard cryogenics summed up is "The same people that strive to be immortal are the same people that whine about being bored on a rainy Sunday afternoon."

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    12. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Alsee · · Score: 2

      especially those who can't accept their own mortality?

      Chuckle. You've already assumed they can "repairing the damage done by disease, death". That's kind of like saying "those who can't accept that man was never meant to fly".

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    13. Re:The bit I don't understand: by antirename · · Score: 2

      Ok, here's another question: what possible motivation would a future society have freeze people? Space travel, anyone? That is of course assuming the rebuiding a frozen human is easier than faster-than-light space travel.

    14. Re:The bit I don't understand: by orthogonal · · Score: 2

      Simply put: the future doesn't want you.

      Oh, but they'll want you, all right.

      <Triumph, the insult comedian dog>
      For me to poop on!
      </truimph>

    15. Re:The bit I don't understand: by orthogonal · · Score: 2

      And also the two Integral Trees books -- although the use of corpsicles as part of the crew is relegated to a few paragraphs, and possibly only in the sequel book.

      The Known Space stories have the corpsicles used for organ transplants.

    16. Re:The bit I don't understand: by orthogonal · · Score: 2

      "Death is happy, death is fun,
      Death is good for everyone!"

    17. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Saeger · · Score: 2
      I do not want an easter island world.

      World? As in you think us humans will remain in our current oversized brain vehicles long enough to overpopulate the Earth?

      Not likely.

      Assuming we don't kill ourselves first, shortly after curing the biological aging disease, we'll no doubt have the nano/bio/cognitive tech to build a man->machine bridge and become immortal 'virtual beings' running on vastly more efficient substrate.

      At that point memetic "mind children" replace genetic evolution, and the computational limits of all the energy & matter in the solar system become the new upper limit on population size. Though, assuming our increased intellgence recognizes that zero population growth isn't healthy, that doesn't mean you'd have to "die" for their to be new birth. Just as in "Ghost in the Shell", memes could merge, and "you" would still exist in the hivemind.

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    18. Re:The bit I don't understand: by Courageous · · Score: 2

      Um, as you are already DEAD, why would they bother going through the expensive process of RESURRECTING YOU to tell you this? :)

      C//

  10. Cryonics... by gerf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People try to debunk it as much as possible, but in truth, it's becoming more of a reality. Think stem cells. If you can harvest a few stem cells from a frozen body, and then help patch and repair the old body with them, could we not come back from the dead? Of course, as many have already stated, ice crystals screw ya up pretty bad, by breaking cell walls into little bitty bits. But, there are chemicals that help to keep this to a minimum, and, possibly in the future, low enough to not matter. So, cryo is a very plausible possibility.

    Of course, i just wanna see Walt Disney die of a heart attack after he's rejuvinated, when he sees what crap his company's gone to. :P

    1. Re:Cryonics... by phliar · · Score: 2
      The things that get moderated interesting....
      People try to debunk it as much as possible, but in truth, it's becoming more of a reality. Think stem cells.
      OK, now think massive and total cell rupture. The next you enjoy a refreshing cold drink notice that ice -- which is what you get when you freeze water -- floats on your drink, which is mostly water. Why does it do that, you ask. (Well, you probably don't ask, which is the problem.) It's because when water freezes, it expands. If you live in a climate that gets occasional freezes, you might remember that some people have problems because their pipes burst. For another experiment, take a glass bottle with a tight cap. Fill the bottle all the way with water, and close it tightly. Place in freezer. Come back in a couple of hours and inspect the freezer. What do you think you're going to find?

      This is not a question of a little minor damage that can be "patched up." This is like putting the corpse in a blender. On high speed. Sure, there are chemicals that can prevent this, like those frogs have... except that humans don't have those chemicals in our cells! No, not even Walt Disney's head. It doesn't matter how cool stem cell research is. If every single one of those cells has been ruptured, and you wait a thousand years... well, it's more likely that you'll get hit by lightning and an asteroid simultaneously.

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    2. Re:Cryonics... by bluGill · · Score: 2

      I think that more than just coming back, most of these people want to come back with their memories and knowledge.

      How would you like to be told all your life that you are geneticaly the same as J.P.Morgon? The banking world isn't the same, and the tricks he used to get rich won't work. Worse yet, everyone knows it, so they will be watching it. In the end people expect things from you that you can't deliver, and you end up middle class despite the great start in the previous life. (identical twins raised apart is probably a good place to start with guesses of what will happen, but only a start)

    3. Re:Cryonics... by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      http://www.birdseye.com/about.html
      http://www.bir dseye.com/about.html
      http://www.birdseye.com/abou t.html

      Dammit!!! They freeze veggies... they don't explode. Yes, I know it's kinda different

  11. Uh? by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't have a life now, how could I get one when I'm dead?

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  12. Ultimate Case Mod? by Lev13than · · Score: 2

    Of course, techies just like cryogenics because it's the ultimate water-cooled case mod for carbon-based computers.

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  13. Re:Lemme see.... by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
    Second, we know that freezing a body at these temperatures causes immense damage to the tissue.

    True, but given the fact that all of our subjects are dead before we even get this far, this seems like the least of our worries.

    Personally, I think the people who want to be frozen need therapy to deal with their oversized egos.

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  14. Also... by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 3

    Bat: a wooden stick used for striking things.
    Freezing: Making things cold.
    Is: I forget -- ask Bill Clinton.

    That should clear that up. Done and done!

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  15. Just stay away from France by !splut · · Score: 2

    Aside from the heated (or icy) debate over whether or not cryonics is a good idea - that is, whether or not there is any hope for ever reanimating a frozen body - there is, in some places, just as heated a debate over whether or not it should be allowed at all.

    In France the law states that bodies must be buried or cremated, so cryonics effectively isn't legal.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1870301.st m

    There was also another discussion on this topic more recently on the BBC's site.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/2133961.stm

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    1. Re:Just stay away from France by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      So tombs are illegal in France? Wierd....

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  16. HR tools by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

    My first thought after reading the headline was that, instead of firing workers in a downturn, some conpanies would freeze them instead.

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  17. Heinlein: "The Door into Summer" by crow · · Score: 2

    Read Heinlein's "The Door into Summer." In that book, they've solved the technological issues, cryonics is a part of the culture--people freezing themselves for a decade or two, but not for medical reasons, for financial reasons. The idea is to pre-pay for the cryonics and put the rest of your assets into investments so that you're rich when you wake up. Not to mention that you escape your pathetic personal problems.

  18. Practical Joke for Future Archeologists by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

    Put an ancient egyptian mummy in a cryogenics tank. For extra laughs, put those gag nose-and-moustache glasses on him.

  19. Why save the whole body? by jukal · · Score: 2

    If you believe the technology will advance so that any disease can be cured, don't you believe also that they will be able to grow your body again from a DNA sample. Memory, and brains might be a bit more of an task - but saving around 1500 cm^3 and the DNA sample takes much less space anyway. Here's a related article about brain mapping.

    1. Re:Why save the whole body? by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      Except then its not really immortality, is it? Your still fscking dead. Your brain is still toast - they just made a copy of you based on your DNA and your brain.

    2. Re:Why save the whole body? by jukal · · Score: 2

      > Your still fscking dead

      So? You would rather be 80 again, get a new disease, be frozen, be 81, be frozen, and finally you release you are as old as Santa Claus has haven't even grown a decent beard.

    3. Re:Why save the whole body? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Insightful
      > Except then its not really immortality, is it? Your still fscking dead. Your brain is still toast - they just made a copy of you based on your DNA and your brain.

      Star Trek Trivia Question: Does Captain Kirk die every time he steps into the transporter and gets rematerialized elsewhere?

      UNIX Trivia Question: Does your program halt when it calls fork(), and you kill -9 the parent process, but not the child process?

      I'd say "no" in both cases, as I believe that a copy of the data in my brain, running on a copy of my brain, is indistinguishable from me.

    4. Re:Why save the whole body? by jdavidb · · Score: 2

      So if we duplicated your brain and the data in it, could we have two of you?

  20. Re:ted Williams by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

    If you force an otherwise singular embryo to split, is that considered cloning?

  21. They do it for the bracelets, baby by sielwolf · · Score: 2

    Why does this just strike me as more techno-geek technophilia? "I'm going to have my body cryogenically frozen" has the same nerd chest pounding tone as talk of CPU clocks, net-enabled everything, and naming children after esoteric SF novels.

    Of course that 133 Pentium doesn't seem so much like a Tiny God anymore, some kid keeps on h4x0ring the AC to 5 degrees C, and your neighbors hit the deck everytime they see Undómiel throw on his black trenchcoat.

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  22. Life in the fast forward lane by T1girl · · Score: 2

    I guess people who don't have a life are hoping they will get one the next time around. Of course, by then their skills will be obsolete, they will run around using archaic phrases like "awesome" and "kludgy," they will bore everyone with their reminiscences and nostalgia for products and fads that no longer exist, and most predictable of all, when they hear the sounds people of the future are enjoying, they will grump "You call that stuff music?"

  23. Re:I guess that gives... by Drachemorder · · Score: 2

    Shoot them into space and wait for Cmdr. Data to find them when the Enterprise runs across yet-another-cryosleep-ship several hundred years from now.

  24. Cryogenics could be possible by roccothegreat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I saw an interesting show on the Discovery channel about 3 months ago.
    On the show, researchers put a living frog in the freezer. After a day,
    they took the frozen frog out and let it "thaw" out. I was amazed
    to see that the frogs heart started to beat again(after an hour or so).
    After several hours it was moving around again! I think if researches
    could harness this wonder, we may have the potential to "really"
    utilize cryogenics for something useful (i.e space exploration?)
    and not for freezing people that are already dead!

    1. Re:Cryogenics could be possible by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 3, Informative

      Two comments.. one, that species of frog has been shown to freeze in nature. It may be able to be frozen for the cold season, but long-term freezing is a much, much harder accomplishment.

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    2. Re:Cryogenics could be possible by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 3, Funny

      The follow-up programme showed how on the next day the frog put the researchers in the freezer to see how they fucking liked it.

      They died, but the frog has got a large research grant from IBM.

      graspee

  25. Re:why perform CPR on a drowned person? by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
    We do it because of the social contract

    The copy of the social contract in my EULA didn't mention an obligation to revive long-dead and effectively useless people.

    To the contrary, it said that I will live, add my unique contribution to society and give rise to a new generation. Then I'll die. This paradigm has worked really, really well for the last 10 billion years or so, so I'm not going to fuck with it.

    People who are so afraid of death or who feel their lives weren't long enough need therapy to cure their over-inflated feeling of self-importance.

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  26. Don't see the point by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    Why do all these people wanting to be frozen assume that a world of X billions will want to thaw out some sick crank from the past just to add to their burdens?

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  27. One useful application: by orkysoft · · Score: 2

    If this technology is ever perfected (or made good enough), it would be extremely useful for space exploration, although it would probably be obseleted by any warp drive-like inventions.

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  28. Not for me by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 2

    I've seen the terrible consequences of cryogenics gone wrong one too many times.

    Throwing yet another pack of spoilt hamburgers into the trash

    Count me out.

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  29. Think about it... by ErikTheRed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ummm.... you all do realize that the entire cryonics industry is a plot conceived by time-travelling cannibals from the future to ensure an endless supply of TV-Dinners....

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  30. Then make it colder! by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2
    But for a frog, this is just a few months. How are you going to keep cells alive for decades without "feeding" them?

    The colder it is, the fewer chemical reactions take place in the cell. A cell whose molecules aren't bouncing around doing anything doesn't need food to maintain its current state.

    'samatter, didn't you see Ice Age? :-)

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  31. Cold is very important to californians by t0qer · · Score: 2

    We have legal medical marijuana, we're allways lookin for better ways to cool the smoke :)

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  32. Re:ted Williams by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

    The "moral community" is opposed to cloning because every day we come closer and closer to being able to do what people thought only god could (or should) do. It raises philosophical questions that religion isn't prepaired to answer. Imagine we can build and grow a baby from scratch. How do the iniquities of the father pass on to a baby without parents? Does the child need to be baptised for adams transgressions? Is it one of god's creations or one of mans? Does it even have a soul? Do we?

  33. Re:ST:TNG by WEFUNK · · Score: 2

    Forget "Techies On Ice" the more general rule is that only stereotypes are frozen.

    In the case of that first season episode: a confused housewife, a singer looking for a party, and a rich Texan financier with a cowboy hat. I guess they just missed the other ships housing a bunch of frozen computer geeks and eccentric scientists (probably because they were all dressed up like trekkies and that would be too self-referential).

    And then you can add eugenic super villians, famous baseball players, and hunch backed nuclear power plant owners to the list of the stereotypically frozen.

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  34. Cryonic funeral service. by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I went to a funeral service for someone who was being put into cryonic suspension. It was unlike any I had been to before. Everyone sat around a piano and sang "freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow..."

  35. Reanimation odds by Animats · · Score: 2
    The odds for recovering frozen people are poor, but not zero. There's some hope of recovering the information in the brain, and certainly the DNA can be recovered.

    But if it ever works, it's probably going to be more like recovery from backup onto new hardware than a restart.

  36. Skepticism is Valid, Your Arguments Are Not by FreeUser · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's also no proof that humans will ever live much beyond 75 years old. That could be a very solid barrier that no amount of gene therapy and wishful pseudoreligious pride in technology can repair.

    Wrong.

    There is no proof that the sun will rise in the east tommorow, though I think most of us fully expect it to.

    However, there is ample proof that humans can live well beyond 75 years. There have been humans that have lived as much as 150 years, twice the hard limit you suggest. Indeed, my own grandmother lived to 101, and lived fully independently until she was 98. My great grandmothers on both sides made it into their mid-nineties ... a full twenty years (24%) longer than the hard limit you suggest. My family is hardly unique in that accomplishment.

    Cryogenics may or may not pan out. I think it is far more likely that the energy, or money, will run out and the freezers will be shut down than that anyone will be revivied, but even if the probability is only one in one billion that a frozen human will ever be revived, that is infinitely greater than the probability of someone buried in the earth, or creamated, ever returning from the grave, Christian, Islamic, and other assorted mythologies notwithstanding.

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    1. Re:Skepticism is Valid, Your Arguments Are Not by FreeUser · · Score: 2

      There is one pretty well documented case of a man in England who lived to be 152 years old IIRC (he was even invited to an audience before the King of England because of his remarkable age). Records of his birth and death were as good as any in that day ... meaning they were pretty decent, if not the computereized, dental and fingerprint coded records we have today.

      All that having been said, there is no "human life span" as such, as the life span afforded any human organism under "ideal" conditions is different from person to person, as evidenced by the fact that we have had people die of old age while in their thirties (!!) and others appear young well into their nineties.

      There is no proof that genetic manipulation will extend human life, but there is a lot of emperical evidence to suggest it is likely to work, including experiments on mice and rats where lifespans have been tweaked out to be quite a bit longer than the unmodified control group (several times longer, in fact), and there is no reason to expect such procedures wouldn't be effective on other mammilian creatures like ourselves.

      There is also no way to predict what other medical issues may arise, once the genetic clock has been slowed (or stopped) which might impact quality of life. Five or six centuries of life, in which the last four centuries are spent in a nursing home or hospital to treat an escalating series of illnesses and medical conditions are not the desired result of something like that.

      The only way to find out however is to try it and see, and I'm sure there would be plenty of volunteers for the experiment (myself included).

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  37. Metacomment by Zen+Mastuh · · Score: 2
    • Telomeres--how does one rebuild/restore telomeres?
    • Irreversible Permanent Cellular Metabolic Coma--how does one bring each cell back to life?
    • Techie Obsession with Cryonics--must we be so afraid of death as to squander our lives at 50+ hours per week on the off chance that our bodies can be cryogenically preserved within the first few minutes of death (before I.P.C.M.C. occurs) and that our bodies can be re-animated at a future date and that the company's electric account won't be disconnected within the next 100 years or so due to massive fraud? If you don't learn how to enjoy life during this life then how can you expect to enjoy it when you awaken in a changed world?

    You know what? It's a beautiful sub-scalding day in Florida and I'm leaving the office early to sit under a live oak and do some asanas. Blow your money on cryonics or enjoy this day--it's your choice.

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  38. Defrosting. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cryonics fans generally assume that the Miracle of Nanotechnology will solve this, just like everything else... Now, while I can buy nanotech fixing up whatever caused death in the first place, and I can sort of buy its rebooting a brain that's been offline for centuries, I find it a little difficult to accept that they'll be able to reconstitute a mess of meat shredded at the molecular level.

    If you have nanotech, you should be able to rebuild the body to any degree you like, atom by atom.

    I personally think that we aren't likely to reconstitute the frozen bodies. A solution requiring less miraculous technology would be to slice up the brain and map out the synapse connection patterns and strengths to load into a computer-emulated brain. This would require very hefty amounts of computing power, but if we were reviving people at all, we'd be at a point where we had the resources necessary.

    I'm not hopeful for the frozen, though. Firstly, between the time you die and the time you're frozen, I strongly suspect that the brain will likely have degraded to the point where most of the critical information in it has been lost. Secondly, I'm doubtful of any cryonics company keeeping its frozen members stored under the required conditions for the century or two they'll be waiting for revival.

    1. Re:Defrosting. by tim_maroney · · Score: 2

      If you have nanotech, you should be able to rebuild the body to any degree you like, atom by atom.

      Why? Information about the original state of the system would be permanently lost in the crystallization process.

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    2. Re:Defrosting. by rhanneken · · Score: 2, Funny
      A solution requiring less miraculous technology would be to slice up the brain and map out the synapse connection patterns and strengths to load into a computer-emulated brain.

      I see two problems with that approach.

      1. A computer simulation of a mind is not a real mind. At least, we have no reason to believe it is.
      2. What you describe would simply be making a copy of someone; the original would still be, shall we say, garbage-collected. What's needed is a way to pass a mind from a person to a computer by reference, not by value. :-)
    3. Re:Defrosting. by Galvatron · · Score: 2
      I'm not hopeful for the frozen, though

      I guess it's a matter of perspective. I'm more hopeful for the frozen than for the worm-eaten...

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    4. Re:Defrosting. by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

      > If you have nanotech, you should be able to rebuild
      > the body to any degree you like, atom by atom.

      It'll have to be an awfully small nanoprobe to fit between cells in a dense part of the body, and to repair them. And something that small isn't going to be able to perform cellular repairs on a cellular scale with any speed. And to have the intelligence to know what kind of cell it is working on, how it should connect to the cells around it, and how to repair this specific type of scale.

      Yes. Nanotechnology can be used to do it. Much like engineering can be used to build a 100 mile tall skyscraper. But that doesn't mean it realistically can or is going to happen.

      (I know you're on my side, but I wanted to jump in there.)

    5. Re:Defrosting. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      If you have nanotech, you should be able to rebuild the body to any degree you like, atom by atom.

      Why? Information about the original state of the system would be permanently lost in the crystallization process.

      I am assuming that all relevant information about a mind's contents is stored in the strength of synapses, and in the density of various neurochemicals distributed on the same or larger distance scale. The majority of this information should be reconstructable even with ice crystals turning neurons into swiss cheese.

      If you believe that the mind state is stored by microtubules or in quantum states in special proteins or what-have-you, then I agree, the mind won't be reconstructable. However, I have yet to see convincing evidence that invalidates the simpler case.

    6. Re:Defrosting. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      I see two problems with that approach.

      1.A computer simulation of a mind is not a real mind. At least, we have no reason to believe it is.


      On the contrary, I believe that it's difficult to argue that it's _not_. If we presume that you can capture all relevant mental state information, then there's no reason why the substrate would matter.

      The only scenarios in which the emulated mind would not be adequately equivalent to the original mind would be if you assume that relevant information content goes down to a detail level finer than we can capture, or that there's some intangible "soul" associated with the original mind in its original substrate that cannot be copied.

      Occam's razor suggests that neither is the case (though only the experiment itself will tell :)).

    7. Re:Defrosting. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      Addendum: I'm also assuming that you don't care if your body is an atom-by-atom copy of the original, as long as the mind is intact :). My point was that nanotech would allow ruptured cells to be returned to active duty.

    8. Re:Defrosting. by tim_maroney · · Score: 2

      Consciousness is composed of the states of the cells in your nervous and endocrine systems (and various associated phenomena). That state is not reconstructible if the information about it is destroyed.

    9. Re:Defrosting. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      Consciousness is composed of the states of the cells in your nervous and endocrine systems (and various associated phenomena).

      I disagree.

      Seeing as neither of us will have an easy time proving their assertation, I suggest we follow my original suggestion and wait until someone tries it.

    10. Re:Defrosting. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      If you have nanotechnology, and start doing things atom-by-atom, just consider the amount of energy required and heat generated.

      Less than the heat of formation of all compounds making up the object being restructured. Possibly much less, but we'll assume the worst case for the sake of argument.

      This is still very low. It's about 14 MJ/kg for water, which is about 25 cents worth of electricity.

      Heat dissipation isn't a problem - you just do the transformation slowly enough to keep heat production down to a reasonable level.

      There are plausible arguments against nanotech, but energy cost isn't one of them.

    11. Re:Defrosting. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      If you could capture a person's mental state on paper, would you consider that a real mind? A representation of information, whether electronic or otherwise, is not ipso facto something that is conscious and has a self.

      Neither is a human mind that's in stasis.

      If the emulated mind changes over time, and goes through state transitions the same way a biological mind does, it's functionally equivalent in all respects, including being conscious.

  39. Re:We're also going to build huge fuck-off pyramid by dvdeug · · Score: 2

    There's also no proof that humans will ever live much beyond 75 years old.

    Besides the people living into their hundreds?

    That could be a very solid barrier that no amount of gene therapy and wishful pseudoreligious pride in technology can repair.

    On the other hand, there's decent evidence that evolution doesn't drive most creatures to have long lifespans. Gorillas live to about 35; chimps can reach their late 50s - I think it safe to assume that our most recent common ancestor lived at most into its 50s. Considering that evolution added 40% to 100% to the max age in a few million years, and with life expectancies in the 30s for primitive man, there's no reason to believe that it was biochemical cutoff instead of minimal effect on natural selection that stopped the increase in max age.

  40. What do they give you when you're thawed? by D_Fresh · · Score: 2
    Imagine: You're frozen. You've been that way for hundreds of years. Now they thaw you, and you're up and walking around and cured of stomach cancer or whatever.

    What now?

    All your friends are dead (save for the ones who were frozen, probably not many), your stuff is long gone, and your money...well, I haven't heard of any of these cryogenic companies socking away cab fare for their clients. What bank would preserve your accounts while you're technically dead?

    My point is, yes you're thawed and alive, but your life basically sucks. And nobody knows you, or cares about you. Suddenly immortality doesn't sound so appealing...

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    1. Re:What do they give you when you're thawed? by Courageous · · Score: 2

      My point is, yes you're thawed and alive, but your life basically sucks. And nobody knows you, or cares about you. Suddenly immortality doesn't sound so appealing...

      Probably any number of folks alive at 1900 would give an arm to be alive today, friends or no.

      C//

    2. Re:What do they give you when you're thawed? by netringer · · Score: 2
      All your friends are dead (save for the ones who were frozen, probably not many), your stuff is long gone, and your money...well, I haven't heard of any of these cryogenic companies socking away cab fare for their clients. What bank would preserve your accounts while you're technically dead?
      Which reminds of two frozen guy jokes:

      1) "We checked your portfolio. You have a current net worth of $245 MILLION DOLLARS."
      "Wow! Could you get me a newspaper? I want to check on how each of my stocks did."
      "Sure. That will be $250 MILLION DOLLARS."

      2) "You were frozen in 1958? We're amazed!"
      "Yeah. How's President Eisenhower doing?"
      "He's dead."
      "OMIGOD! THAT MEANS RICHARD NIXON IS PRESIDENT!"
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    3. Re:What do they give you when you're thawed? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Of course if you didn't get frozen, you'ld still be dead(from the stomach cancer).

      So its eather die now, get burried
      or die now, get frozen, then maybe comeback.
      If your the first person to ever be revived, you could probably cash in.
      other whys, you would have nothing, which is exactly what I had when I was born.

      Or you could hook up with twiggy, and have wild adventures accross the galaxy! b-b-b-b-buck.

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  41. For the doubters by dasunt · · Score: 2

    Sure, we there is a problem with ice crystals. Sure, we haven't actually brought anyone back. Heck, maybe the companies that offer this service won't survive until these discoveries are made. Maybe it will never be possible to bring someone back from the dead that were frozen with today's primitive techniques. Even if it is, why would our decendents do it?

    Then again, you're dead. Any odds are good, don't you think?

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  43. Skeptic's Guide to Mortality by kisrael · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I just wanted to take the chance to burn some karma and plug the miniwebsite I advertise in my sig: Dealing With Mortality: A Skeptic's Guide or: Kirk's Big Fun Pages O' Inevitable Death. From the lead paragraph:
    Coming to grips with mortality- this is the biggest personal issue that every one of us will have to deal with. It can be especially difficult for people who don't believe that there's an afterlife waiting for them. To contemplate the end of our selves in this world is frightening; to not convince yourself that there is life after this world requires a special kind of bravery. This site is here to try to share the thoughts that have allowed me to understand and accept the situation.

    I went through a time when I was thinking about Cryonics. And other times when I've gone through paralyzing anxiety about death in general. This site is the result of all that, and might help others in the same boat.

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  44. And in other news... by m00nun1t · · Score: 2, Funny

    In an attempt to cash in on the popularity of cryonics amongst techies, CryoGen Inc. of San Fransisco are now offering a caffeinated blood-replacement coolant.

  45. That's Easy - Money by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 2
    What possible motivation would any future society have to thaw these people out?

    Money. Your savings will be growing exponentially while you are frozen and this will add up to an enormous amount if you either start out with a lot of money or are frozen for a long time. Consider a simple case where your savings are making a paltry 3% per year above inflation. If you stay frozen for 100 years, your savings will have multiplied to 20 times their original value and since inflation is already taken into account you will have 20 times the purchasing power that you would today. If you stay frozen for 200 years, your savings will grow to 370 times their original value. If you stay frozen for 500 years, your savings will grow to a whopping 2.6 million times their original value, and again, that is already adjusted for inflation! Just include a clause in your cryo-contract that your maintainers will get 50% of your savings when they revive you, and they will have the motivation to revive you once the decreasing cost of reviving somebody intersects the increasing real value of your savings.

    So, if you put a mere $1 into a relatively safe investment and froze yourself today, you could wake up in 500 years and be rich (a multi-millionare in today's dollars). I'm surprised we haven't seen any get-rich-quick schemes touting this aspect of freezing yourself (well OK, it would be more like a get-rich-in-what-you-perceive-as-quick-since-you'r e-frozen scheme).

    1. Re:That's Easy - Money by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
      Of course, you can't be frozen until you're legally dead. Once you're dead, your money is distributed to other people.

      Dead people have no money, they can't protest for their rights and as such are effectively (and rightly, if you ask me) powerless.

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    2. Re:That's Easy - Money by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 2
      Of course, you can't be frozen until you're legally dead. Once you're dead, your money is distributed to other people.

      Dead people have no money, they can't protest for their rights and as such are effectively (and rightly, if you ask me) powerless.

      I'm sure there's some way around that. People set up funds all the time that direct how their money is to be used after their death. I believe that the Nobel Prize is a concrete example of a dead person dictating how his money is used after his death. I am not a lawyer, but I would be very surprised if a similar fund could not be set up for less noble purposes (like defrosting yourself).

    3. Re:That's Easy - Money by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You might be right, but it'd never fly on a large-scale basis.

      If you were to allow people to set up unmanaged estates to continue on in perpetuity, you'd end up with a large portion of the world's wealth owned by dead people. It'd only be a matter of time before the living adjusted the laws and raided the funds (and who's going to stop them? The corpsicles?)

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  46. Not Pascal's wager. Throwing money away. by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the greatest obstacle is the damage done by freezing. I don't care what their advocates say. If you destroy ever single cell in your body (when the water expands and solidifies, cracking all your cells), there is a MASSIVE amount of repair to do. "We can rebuild him", indeed, Mr. Austin. Can you think of the technology required to create nanodevices which have the *specialied* ability to repair the unique characteristics of every different type of body cell?

    And then there is the problem that actually killed you that you need to have repaired. And that not all freezing techniques are not done in whatever "special way" which will be discovered later for something like this to even be attempted.

    Further, all the electro-chemical reactions have stopped 100%. Has anyone revived a brain that was 100% "brain dead" as seen on a EEG? Nope. Oh. Looks like someone will have to discover what makes that "spark of life" in the brain. And that whatever they end up producing is still YOU.

    And frankly, if they could bring back frozen people, then they'd be just as likely (if not more likely) to reanimate people who have been dead for a few hours.

    And you'd hope that society will continue to evolve technically and medically. And that their deep freeze. And the company doesn't go out of business. And that the legal system doesn't reclassify them as medical parts which can be used for other purposes since they are dead (cyborg, transplants, research, whatever). And that people decide that those 90's and 00's guys were really cool enough to bring back en mass. (Yeah, right.)

    And even then, you're buying a number of years in a world that you are completely inept to understand and for all practical purposes will be worthless after the novelty wears off in a year (assuming they are able to revive you in a way that doesn't leave you brain damaged or in a poor quality of life). And then you're going to die anyways.

    It just isn't worth it. If they paid me $100k, then I might be tempted to let all the people around me in my life go through the inconvenience of my being frozen (are my assets tied up, or distributed as normal?). Oh, and what a legacy I would leave behind. "Yeah, he was that nutball who had his head frozen. Hahaha."

    I'm sorry. It just doesn't work for me.

    1. Re:Not Pascal's wager. Throwing money away. by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

      Your username indicates a clear bias. However, I will continue with a reply, regardless.

      > Why would you think it impossible? It definitely
      > is impossible today. And probably will be
      > impossible 20 years from now. ... What about
      > 1000 years? 2000 years? Liquid nitrogen
      > essentially stops rot for at least 10000 years,
      > and that limit is only die to radiation, which
      > can be worked around....

      You're betting on too many things. And you also seem to assume that as the length of time increases, the chances of you being revived also increases. I would put say, in fact, it is quite the opposite. Not for reasons of medical technology, but for other reasons.

      You're assuming the Earth will be around for another 1k+ years. Many people aren't so positive about the next 100 years. You assume that ALL the kinks have been worked out (destroyed cells throughout the body, the ability to "jumpstart" a brain that is dead, etc). This I have my greatest doubts about. You assume that the company that is preserving your flesh will remain in business and be able to maintain the state of your head for 1000 years (super unlikely).

      A smaller risk would be that your head/body is not chosen as a test/development candidate but was instead unthawed and revived as a production process. And also that they've decided to bring back everyone who died hundreds of years ago. And that they're able to do it without brain damage or a quality of live reduction.

      You are making bets left and right. It seems to be that while you can expect (hope) the level of technology to increase and increase over hundreds of years until it reaches the sweet spot, all the other factors regarding your survivability are going to become less and less likely.

      Further, all the electro-chemical reactions have stopped 100%. Has anyone revived a brain that was 100% "brain dead" as seen on a EEG? Nope.

      > Wrong. Happens EVERY day on surgical operating
      > tables all over the world.

      Give a single case as evidence. If this has happened, it is extremely major news. EEG measure electrical activity in the brain. Do not confuse it with an EKG, which can indeed flatline and be recovered. There is no documented case that I am aware of where a brain (via EKG) flatlined and was later brought back. If you STILL claim this to be true, then why not give us the procedure necessary to revive a brain that is devoid of electrical activity?

      > I can learn whatever I need, given time, and
      > if I wake up in the future, I will have a lot
      > of time....

      Not to mention the fact that you're many more times likely to die in a technological society you don't understand. But I doubt "waking up in the future" and being able to "learn whatever I need". Your entire paradigm on how the world operates will be completely invalidated. I'll go ahead and give you the benefit of the doubt that your mind has somehow been rejuvinated.

      > Freezing does not randomize information, like
      > cremation does.

      Sure, you can name something worse than being frozen. Simple enough, but that doesn't make the problem of undoing the effects of catastrophic, system wide cell desctruction any easer.

      >> And then you're going to die anyways.
      > Sez you....

      So, you believe that the brain is electro-chemically based, and are willing to bet on the odds of it being brought back to life as "you". Yet you seem to think you will live forever without dying. Notice a contradiction?

      I really am surprised that so many tech people buy into this. (The only one that I actually know of was an easy 1st round candidate for layoffs. He was smart but had no work ethic.)

      Is their judgement clouded by rosy glasses? Do they but into specific aspects and ignore others? What is it that would make a logical person thing this is an answer?

  47. Don't bother. by orkysoft · · Score: 2

    By the year 3000, we'll have the technology to keep human heads alive in jars, even those of people like Nixon ;-)

    --

    I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
  48. Oh... and another thing about betting on this... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    You're betting that your consciousness is totally phyiscally based. All a special combination of molecules with electrical and chemical reactions. Nothing more.

    You're also betting that, with a little repair and a jump-start, your consciousness would continue from the moment it left off. YOU would still be YOU. (I wonder how important the ONGOING electro-chemical reaction is to consciousness.)

    That is what you're betting on, after all, when you bet on cryogenics. Further, if you believe that the chemical and electrical is all there is to a person, then there isn't much point in bringing you back. Because you will finally be dead not too long after, and you don't matter anymore because you cease to exist.

    So, if you believe that you will cease to exist, but that it is important to have a long as life as possible, then cryogenics is for you.

    That seems to be the opposite of Pascal's Wager, isn't it? You're betting $100k+ that you will cease to exist.

    Personally, I'm a fan of the meat-puppet theory. These bodies exist, and the brain has a purpose in interfacing with this physical world, but *I* exist elsewhere.

  49. Easy fix by tlambert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "These people will also set up bank trusts, etc. to preserve their interests as they lie dead and frozen. They will influence politics to preserve their property rights as they lie dead, concentrating more and more property and political control in the hands of the dead and their trustees."

    There's an easy fix to your dystopian scenario...

    Join them.

    Or get your butt to work on revival and repair technology *NOW*, so they don't accumulate too much power. The shorter they stay under before they can resume their lives, the better off you will be.

    -- Terry

  50. Re:Why save the DNA? by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    Take it to the next step: Just copy minds. Brainwash someone into reading/believing all the Slashdot/Usenet posts that were written by some guy a couple thousand years earlier. They become the earlier person.

    --
    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
  51. ObSimpsons by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 2

    And then there is the problem that actually killed you that you need to have repaired.

    Smithers: "Mr. Smithers plus guest"...huh. There's only one person I would want to bring.
    [pulls a frozen Mr. Burns from a slot in the wall]
    Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?
    Frink: Well, we're up to fifteen!
    Scientists: Yay!

  52. Skating? by sporty · · Score: 2

    "Techies On Ice: The Coming Age of Cryonics" Is this like the Lion King on ice?

    --

    -
    ping -f 255.255.255.255 # if only

  53. Obligatory Real Genius Quote by guttentag · · Score: 2
    Techies On Ice
    Shouldn't that be "Smart People on Ice?"

    "This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."

    This article? It's about cryonics. This is what happens to people when they get too rich, too dead, and then too cold.

  54. Ubik by Snafoo · · Score: 2

    Actually, we're all *already* frozen. The reason that the world's OSes seem more bug-and-sploit-ridden,ungainly and defective with every major new release (witness, for instance, XP and the 2.4.[0-7] kernels) is a direct effect of Jory.

    --
    - undoware.ca
  55. I'm a member of Alcor by coljac · · Score: 2

    That was an excllent article. It's rare that one reads something that's so balanced. Those interviewed really summed up my feelings; it's a gamble, but the cost is so small compared to the payoff. I doubt it will work, but I'm yet to be convinced it's impossible.

    I had no idea the Bay Area was such a hotbed of Cryonics. Any other Alcor members out there?

    coljac, "A-1868"

    --
    Everyone knows that damage is done to the soul by bad motion pictures. -Pope Pius XI
  56. What about other uses for this technology? by antirename · · Score: 2

    Space travel comes to mind... What if it's possible to freeze someone BEFORE they die? And what if that's easier than getting a spacecraft going faster than the speed of light (and having the crew survive the experience)?

  57. Re:We're also going to build huge fuck-off pyramid by Angry+Toad · · Score: 2

    On the other hand, there's decent evidence that evolution doesn't drive most creatures to have long lifespans

    A fair bit of (theoretical!) work has been done on this topic in the last decade or so. Frankly I'm too tired right now to go look up the references, but I've been to a couple of population genetics seminars by people active in this area. The basic upshot is that the "aging process" (as measured by the inflection point in the curve describing the age-linked decline in metabolic function, repair efficiency, etc) for a given species tends to kick in at about the age of the average lifespan of that organism in the wild.

    Humans in the wild presumably lived on average around 30-35 years before being snuffed out by cave bears, infections, or angry neighbours. There's no advantage to being able to live efficiently to 200 years if you're already dead at 35, so natural selection doesn't operate to keep your body in peak form for that extended time. If you suddenly develop a mutation that allows you to live to 200, it doesn't help any of your descendants a bit, since on average they are all dead at 35 as well.

    One fellow even worked out a rough calculation for how long it's going to take natural selection to notice that we're living much longer on average, and for our descendants to start living longer on that basis (this was done by extrapolation from (IIRC) fruitfly data). Be of good cheer: 30000 years or so from now, people will be living much longer. :)

    Of course we might come up with some biochemical hacks in the meantime to stretch things out, but I'm not holding my breath...

  58. What a startling bunch of phobics you lot are! by Evan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm serious; I am truly surprised by this thread's outpouring of fear and revulsion at the very idea of cryonics. "Won't work, you'll be ground hamburger. Even if it did, nobody would revive you, you sicko egomaniac."

    I haven't signed up, but I'm interested. Along with a few others here, I figure that if it doesn't work, I'm dead anyway. More than that, I'm optimistic about my chances, but I'm not going to argue that here. What I *will* argue is that I am neither avoiding living now, nor arrogantly imposing myself on an unwilling future society, any more than anyone who takes advantage of a risky lifesaving medical procedure.

    Would you tell a cancer patient who is about to undergo an expensive treatment regime with little chance of success not to be such a selfish bastard , to die already, and to leave the money to charity?

    I suppose some of you would. Sheesh.

  59. We have previously frozen people walking around by geekotourist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The oldest of them are hitting college this year or last year: the first birth from a previously frozen embryo happened in 1984. So, we can freeze and bring back at least a few cells without water cracking them. Not the same thing as 70 trillion cells (100 billion of which containing intricate connections i.e. neurons), but its a start.

  60. Interesting Test by sahrss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here is an interesting test related to this topic:

    http://www.philosophers.co.uk/games/identity.htm

  61. metareply: people spend as much per year on coffee by geekotourist · · Score: 3, Interesting
    • Telomeres were just discovered in the past decades, and I'm sure that plenty of biotech companies are working on them. If they haven't figured them out in another 30 years, then I'd worry.
    • one answer is to get one stem cell to work, and regrow most cells. Then all you need to worry about is the 100 billion brain cells with their 10,000 connections/neuron network.
    • Cryonics is paid with a life insurance policy and a yearly fee, so just cutting back on coffee (regular joe instead of a FrappoMochoCappaChaio) will pay for it. You don't have to "squander" much to get an extra $2/day. While I'm not one myself (yet), the Alcor people I know seem to be enjoying life as much as everyone else. They tend to treat it as a long term form of insurance- keep the payments up and keep an eye on the company to ensure it stays in business. You likely have home and car insurance. Does this mean you are terribly afraid of automobile accidents or house fires?

      Civilization would have to fall far for liquid nitrogen production to fail- you don't need electricity to keep the dewars cold, you just need to top them off each week.

  62. Re:We're also going to build huge fuck-off pyramid by dvdeug · · Score: 2

    Of course we might come up with some biochemical hacks in the meantime to stretch things out, but I'm not holding my breath...

    Why? Humans could also evolve a stronger response to bacteria based on antibiotics. But humans took a short cut, instead of waiting for evolution to design it. Ageing is certainly more complex, but especially after we can tweak the genes, it should be a similar matter to shortcut evolution.

  63. Who might want to thaw a few... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What possible motivation would any future society have to thaw these people out?

    I can think of a few who might be interested.

    - History departments. (Benjamin Franklin wanted to be pickled in a wine barrel after death and revivied in a century or three to see how things had come out. Wouldn't you like to interview HIM? Or see Jefferson's reaction to what the Democratic Party has become? B-) There's been a lot of history since then and eyewitnesses can help sort it out.)

    - Techie version of above: Anyone trying to fix a bug in a frozen programmer's code. B-)

    - Political splinter groups of many sorts.

    - Charities. (If you will donate to save a random starving child in Africa, would you donate to revive someone you knew or had heard of from your own history?)

    - The entertainment industry. (LOTS of possibilities there...)

    - Hobbiests. (Imagine the science-fiction convention you could have with every currently-dead author and fan in attendence... B-) Now do the same with civil-war recreationists, yachtsmen, skiers, archers. Want Karate lessons from an old master?)

    - Previous revivees. (History department revives historical figure, who revives his wife and children, who revive their fellow cryonics club members...)

    - Anybody with a bit of money and a bee in his bonnet. Do you have any idea how RICH (by current standards) the poorest of the poor would be when tech is up to reviving people frozen by current techniques? Try this: Think of the standard of living of a current welfare recipient - food - including imported fruit virtually year-round, medical care, recorded music, cable TV, electricity, etc. Now imagine how rich someone in 1812 would have to be to afford the equivalent. (Remember: No penicillin, no refrigeration, entertainment is live and rare for anyone less than a king, ...)

    and of course:

    - CURRENT cryonicists, who will revive PAST cryonicists in the hope that FUTURE cryonicists will revive THEM. (Just because they can repair somebody who died of cancer in the naughties doesn't mean that they'll be able to keep people from dying from Arcturian Whooping Sneeze in the '80s. So there will likely still be cryonicists.)

    Why would we need more people, especially those who can't accept their own mortality?

    "... can't accept their own motality."? Sounds like you're believing pro-death propaganda.

    We know damned well we're mortal. But that's no reason not to "Rage at the dying of the light" - and then see about repairing or replacing the lightbulb - as many times as possible.

    Do you WANT to die? You can ALWAYS arrange it.

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  64. Re:We're also going to build huge fuck-off pyramid by Angry+Toad · · Score: 2

    Oh, I don't think it's impossible at all. I'm just not optimistic in the near term (say, 30-40 years). In the long term (>50 years) I actually think it is almost a certainty.

    Maybe it's just a forest-for-the-trees effect, but working in a biochem lab I'm constantly struck by the gigantic complexity we're faced with in the metabolic processes of even the simplest cells, and by the sketchy nature of our understanding of the overall picture right now. This is not to put the field down - we know orders of magnitude more now than we did even a decade ago. The (real) work on the ageing process has only just begun, however.

    That being said, there are a couple of hopeful threads. Some real progress is being made on understanding the nature of the caloric restriction effect, and it seems like the idea of a simple pill which mimics the effect isn't completely out of the question.

    Personally I'm sure it will come out about five minutes after I die.

  65. Medical school and "we've always done it this way" by geekotourist · · Score: 3
    Some reactions to cryonics reminds me of reactions to proposals to cut back residency hours for new doctors. Years after research found that sleep deprivation is the same as being drunk, residents were still expected to put in 36 hour shifts and 100 hour workweeks. Sure, there can be benefits to practicing medicine as a tired zombie, same as it could be good to practice while drunk, but *I* as a patient and relative of patients don't want the costs.

    "Dammit! We had to suffer, let them suffer too" seemed to be the reaction from older generations of doctors. Some anti-cryonics people seem to be saying the same thing "We had to accept death, we had to suffer, no one gets to try to skip it." But why should death after after 80 years (121 the longest provable lifespan) be acceptable? We are starting to know about how lifespan works, why not try to extend it? In the past, when death after a few decades was inevitable, societies needed to come up with rules and ideas that kept people from wigging out over death. But you don't need the exact same rules if death doesn't have to happen in the same way.

    Maybe 50 years ago it was noble to teach a young child to accept their upcoming death by leukemia. Nowadays that would be considered almost child-abuse, because childhood leukemia has a 95%+ cure rate. I think it is terrible when a child suffers through years of chemo and cancer treatment only to die- I see little that is noble about it. but I see little that is noble about death for anyone, and I don't believe we should give in just because "thats the way it always was." Living to 80 would look good to people who could only expect 40 years, and I wouldn't have wanted my ancestors to say "we only got 40 years, why should you have more?" Why shouldn't I think that 160 is a fine goal for next generations of people?

    And I doubt future generations of people will resent the frozen few to the point of refusing to treat them. Why? For the same reasons we today don't resent our "past generations" from getting heart transplants or stroke treatments. In part it might be pragmatic- refuse treatment for the elderly and you might not get treatment yourself- but I think mostly it is because we want to be kind. We don't tell people- "hey, you're eighty now, that's all you get, you have to die." I don't know that future people will say to the cryonically suspended "you lived 40 or 80 years, thats all you'll get."

  66. A science of curosities... by Mulletproof · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A minor thought- Ok, what if you could slap somebody on ice and thaw them out later or even go a step further and prolonging death through cryo and curing the person in the future... What if you could? Great, you wake up in the rosey future, right? Uh-uh. Ed, the Nuclear Physicisist gets frozen and wake up in a future where his skills are useless. It took him the good part of 40 years to become an expert in his field only to find out that in the year 2280, the only place nuclear reactors are used is in cheap import hover cars from Alpha Proxima. Welcome to the future, where the only field Ed, the 6-digit salary guy with all his mocha-latte degrees is qualified to work in is as a glorified auto mechanic.

    Not everybody would suffer this fate, of course. But anybody with any technical skills (from cars to software) better be prepared for a nasty case of chrono-shock. Then there would be those people who are curosities, who would have it made in the future. Lets freeze Elvis or somebody... He's always good for a laugh. A president who could give you first hand accounts of the history he shaped. But you and I? Better keep walking past the good ol' cryo tube and live life in the here and now.

    --
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  67. So why aren't you signed up? by btempleton · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of the often asked questions about Cryonics is why only about
    600 people are signed up.

    Many have said here that they oppose it. I am curious about the
    reasons in particular you are not signed up.

    Many who are signed up don't think reanimation is particularly
    likely. They see all the risks, all the undeveloped technology.
    They might feel that their estimation of the chances of it working
    are one in a thousand or less.

    Yet they are signed up because, simply put, the odds of success
    if you don't do it are absolutely and surely zero, barring
    religious faith in a non-material immortal soul.

    If you don't do it, you're food for worms and permanently dead.
    If you do it, you may also be permanently dead, but it's hard
    to argue that you can be really sure there is no chance.

    We simply don't know enough to say that it will work, but we
    also don't know enough to say that it won't work. Predictions
    that it will surely work as as doubtful as other famous early
    scientific speculation, but predictions that it surely won't work
    are as valid as the similar negative predictions that "experts"
    have made over the years. Most were right (so far) but many were
    also wrong.

    We do know that when you take frozen brains and examine them
    under the electron microscope that all the structures that modern
    science believes to be important are still discernable. The
    information about the connections is all there. The connections
    are damaged of course. Many cell walls are ruptured, many dendrites
    are sliced, but it's still clear what they were connected to.

    If I cut a PC-board in half, the circuit would be ruined, but I
    can certainly re-solder it, or build a new PC board and put the old
    chips on it. The information is still there, and so it is with
    frozen tissue. This is a matter of fact, not speculation, so to
    say it's impossible to repair this seems nonsensical. Hard?
    Certainly. Expensive? Quite possibly, though if it's all nanotech
    and software it's only expensive to do it the first time. But
    impossible? That's an extraordinary claim.

    You might speculate there is more to the brain then the position of
    all the neurons and how they are interconnected and all their receptors.
    But that would be pure speculation. Science doesn't yet know enough about it
    at all, not enough to say what can or can't be done.

    So given that, why take the alternative of certain death over any chance,
    no matter how slim? Is it the money? Is it that people are grossed
    out?

    Of course there are many things that could go wrong. The company holding
    you could fail. (Though storing you is remarkably cheap. All it takes
    is a liquid nitrogen truck once a week to top up the tanks.) The world
    could change so that your descendents, friends or curious people have
    no desire to revive you. The world could change to a place you are
    incapable of living. Could. None of these are certain either. That
    being cremated is final -- that seems pretty certain.

    So what's your reason?

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    Has it been over a year since you last donated to the Electronic Frontier Foundation
  68. Re:Oh... and another thing about betting on this.. by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    I know you're being funny, but maybe there IS a parallel to what you are saying. My personal belief (which is NOT scientific) is that there is a "key" that links your consciousness with your body (meat puppet).

    Normally, the correspondance is very tight. However, it can be weakened (identical twins with a common lock on some pieces), or it can be insecure (a more generic lock with some pins missing in the tumbler), causing a multiple personality disorder.

    Of course, if someone things this is hokey, then putting faith in the religion of technology is at least equally as suspect.

  69. Re:Problems by orthogonal · · Score: 2

    I always figured the real main problem is that there's very little gain for anyone to revive some cretin from the past

    You're right as far as you go, but you must consider that in the future, Man will have wiped out most animal life on Earth.

    But the kiddies will still want to go to zoos....

    "Welcome to the year 3000, corpsicle! You'll be living in this diorama we call 'Mogadishu: The Years of Filth and Famine'!"

  70. Re:ted Williams by orthogonal · · Score: 2

    What will stop a crooked couple in the future from stealing some of Ted's frozen Dna

    Perhaps the fact that, well, this experiment was already carried out: Ted William's son tried out for the major leagues, and didn't make it.

  71. Re:ted Williams by orthogonal · · Score: 2

    the moral community [sees a] difference between cloning that is sanctioned and initiated by God (identical and fraternal twins) and that which is attempted by man (medical cloning.)

    God initiated: good.
    Man initiated: bad.

    Famine and pestilence and nersightedness: good.
    Fertilizer and antibiotics and glasses: bad.

  72. Re:Siggy.... by Fesh · · Score: 2

    Man, how do you use those things??? I don't get it.

    --
    --Fesh
    Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
  73. Who pays for re-animation/cure of disease? by ctar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article talks about paying enough money to cover the 'freezing process' and the storage of your body, but it doesn't mention where the money will come from to re-animate these people, or cure them of their diseases, or hook their brains up to cameras and microphones. These procedures will cost much more than the actual freezing and storage of them, I'm sure.

    Is that taken into consideration? If these people do become the first candidates for any human tests of reanimation (which it seems like they would) maybe the process would be funded by the researchers. But, I don't think I'd like to be in that situation...That sounds REALLY frankenstein...

    -Frostilicus (ctar)

  74. YOU ARE NOT YOUR BODY by johnrpenner · · Score: 2


    the brain is the substrate into which consciousness acts.

    cryonics has a religious belief that our sense of Self in somehow built-up from the interaction of matter amongst itself.

    however --

    Materialism can never offer a satisfactory explanation of the world.
    For every attempt at an explanation must begin with the formation of
    thoughts about the phenomena of the world.

    Materialism thus begins with the thought of matter or material processes.
    But, in doing so, it is already confronted by two different sets of
    facts: the material world, and the thoughts about it.

    The materialist seeks to make these latter intelligible by regarding
    them as purely material processes. He believes that thinking takes
    place in the brain, much in the same way that digestion takes place
    in the animal organs.

    Just as he attributes mechanical and organic effects to matter,
    so he credits matter in certain circumstances with the capacity
    to think.

    He overlooks that, in doing so, he is merely shifting the problem
    from one place to another. He ascribes the power of thinking to
    matter instead of to himself.

    And thus he is back again at his starting point.
    How does matter come to think about its own nature?
    Why is it not simply satisfied with itself and content
    just to exist?

    The materialist has turned his attention away
    from the definite subject, his own I, and
    has arrived at an image of something quite vague
    and indefinite. Here the old riddle meets him again.

    The materialistic conception cannot solve the problem;
    it can only shift it from one place to another.

    (Rudolf Steiner, Philosophy of Freedom, Chapter 2)

    best regards,

    john.

  75. Remember the Gong Show? by geoswan · · Score: 2
    If they wake you, it's probably good news.

    Maybe they would wake you because they needed a good laugh?

    And then there is the kind of altruism you can do without.

    On waking, someone tells you, "I have some good news and I have some bad news.

    "The bad news is that we can't cure your cancer.

    "The good news is that everyone on Earth has FOUND GOD . We are all going to live eternally! Those Heaven's Gate people from your own time were on the right path. Since eternity is around the corner, most of us have chosen to be promoted over to God's care.

    But we just couldn't leave you and the other corpsicles to spend eternity in hell!

    So we have been thawing you out to tell you the good word. It is amazing!

    "Oh, you are still in pain? Oh, sorry, what with one thing and another we weren't able to get any painkillers out of storage for you guys.

    "But I better get cracking here at page one, chapter one, of the first book of our new holy writ. If I read really quickly I should be able to finish the first book, and get you baptized, before your cancer polishes you off.

    "No, don't try and thank me. Seeing you in Heaven is all the reward I need."