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Virtual Genetic Evolution

Sleeperservice writes "This story at New Scientist describes how, using cell simulation in computers, evolution can be simulated. How long until we can work out what the DNA sequence for a Dragon should be I wonder?"

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  1. How long before we get virtual humans? by strredwolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They're speeding up evolution via a cell simulator. How long will it be before we get true AI by teaching a virtual human that was just freshly evolved? :)

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    1. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by khuber · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Can you speed up evolution? Can you simulate complex evolution with digital computers?

      I don't know. This is very simplified "evolution".

      Evolutionary systems tend to crap out and stop evolving quite quickly. I'd expect this one to do the same. To expect brains and intelligence to evolve is overly optimistic IMO, since nobody has accomplished that yet.

      The Santa Fe Institute (I believe) had a much more interesting ALife system where the little guys would live in a distributed ecosystem on various internetworked computers.

      It seems reasonable to me that you'd have to evolve an entire world/ecosystem, not just organisms.

      -Kevin

    2. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by powerlinekid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They discuss the last part of your comment in the article. What drives the "evolution" is the complexity of the task at hand. Whether its pushing a box or something else, they say that it is very very important to keep coming up with new tasks to push the limits of the little cyber-critters. I would think that without an enviroment that demands adaptation, evolution would occur either very slowly or not at all. I mean how far do you think we would of evolved if say everyone had food and didn't have to worry about predators? We'd probably evolve to the point where we die off at an acceptable rate in order not to cause overcrowding and hurt the species in the long term. Of course some rouge critter would probably develop a gene to live longer, so maybe you can't stop evolution anyway.

      Just in case someone says that evolution is "just gene mutation", I would disagree. I would say that evolution is "gene mutation" that benefits the entity that has mutated and made it better adapted to it's enviroment than say average-joe-critter.

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    3. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems reasonable to me that you'd have to evolve an entire world/ecosystem, not just organisms.

      This is correct. We are how we are because we evolved to adapt to Earth's environment, so why should this be any different? Then again, I guess you could argue that 'space' surrounding a virtual organism is an environment itself.

    4. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by khuber · · Score: 1
      Not only would you need new tasks, but multiple tasks at once. AFAIK, research in evolution towards multiple goals is fairly primitive. The greatest box pusher may be obsessed with boxes and forget to breed, you know?

      -Kevin

    5. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Just in case someone says that evolution
      is "just gene mutation", I would disagree. I would say that evolution is "gene mutation" that benefits the entity that has mutated and made it better adapted to it's enviroment than say average-joe-critter. A New Kind of Science", I tend to agree with some of his ideas. One thought that caught my attention was that only a small subset of problems can be solved "faster than realtime" and that the computer science field focuses mainly on these problems. To some extent I think that much of evolution cannot be modeled in an exact way on a computer and then sped up. I think that the system can only be calculated in realtime. While this example was interesting it was highly idealized and highly abstracted. I think that nature has found the ideal model for evolution and is carrying out the compuations that are necessary at the fastest speed possible. The unlimited amount of variables are just too hard to control. On the other hand if computer scientists were somehow able to find shortcuts and influnece the primary variables, the organism's specie's evolution could come about much more quickly. But it would not be true evolution because to some extent a goal would be envisioned by the computer scientists before the program was started/implemented. As for virtual humans being evolved on a computer, evolution is so highly random that it is next to impossible for it to take the same course life. Also note that there is no driving force in evolution and no end result. To assume that conciousness or humaness present in an organisim means that the organism is "evolved to a further degree" may seem logical but is in fact a rather anthropocentric(sorry, big word) view that will cause only further prove your ignorance to any one who paid attention to high school biology.

      I apologize for the lack of coherence and almost rant-style of the above comments

    6. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Just in case someone says that evolution
      is "just gene mutation", I would disagree. I would say that evolution is "gene mutation" that benefits the entity that has mutated and made it better adapted to it's enviroment than say average-joe-critter.

      Thanks for the standard definition of natural selection, next time give credit and don't pass it off as your own.

      After reading part of Stephen Wolfram's new book,
      A New Kind of Science, I tend to agree with some of his ideas. One thought that caught my attention was that only a small subset of problems can be solved "faster than realtime" and that the computer science field focuses mainly on these problems. To some extent I think that much of evolution cannot be modeled in an exact way on a computer and then sped up. I think that the system can only be calculated in realtime. While this example was interesting it was highly idealized and highly abstracted. I think that nature has found the ideal model for evolution and is carrying out the compuations that are necessary at the fastest speed possible. The unlimited amount of variables are just too hard to control. On the other hand if computer scientists were somehow able to find shortcuts and influnece the primary variables, the organism's / specie's evolution could come about much more quickly. But it would not be true evolution because to some extent a goal would be envisioned by the computer scientists before the program was started/implemented. As for virtual humans being evolved on a computer, evolution is so highly random that it is next to impossible for it to take the same course twice. Also note that there is no driving force in evolution and no end result. To assume that conciousness or humaness present in an organisim means that the organism is "evolved to a further degree" may seem logical but is in fact a rather anthropocentric(sorry, big word) view that will cause only further prove your ignorance to any one who paid attention to high school biology.

      I apologize for the lack of coherence and almost rant-style of the above comments

    7. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by dollargonzo · · Score: 1

      on the subject of predators, this is actually what DID exist. except that predators evolved. those that hunted other animals survived better. so naturally, all the other organisms adapted.

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    8. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by Schroedinger · · Score: 1

      how far do you think we would of evolved if say everyone had food and didn't have to worry about predators?

      Sounds about like living in the United States to me.

    9. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, the muslims were our predators, then we evolved, and now they're ours :)

    10. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by troll314 · · Score: 1

      How long before the virtual humans are creating virtual virtual creatures. And how long before the virtual virtual creatures create virtual virtual virtual creatures. And how long befo....

    11. Re:How long before we get virtual humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they know how to fold proteins, too, I don't think that this simulator will be all that useful...

  2. slashdot editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long until we can work out what the DNA sequence for a Dragon should be I wonder?"

    How long before slashdot editors learn proper english should i wonder :P

    1. Re:slashdot editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      think yoda-wannabe, fucktard

  3. Dragons by incog8723 · · Score: 1

    That's an interesting idea, now that I think about it. A relatively low voltage can ignite methane. Methane is produced naturally by the body by waste products. Maybe a fire breathing dragon wouldn't be genetically impossible, after all.

    1. Re:Dragons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My child, have you learned nothing from the South Park movie?

    2. Re:Dragons by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      in most everything i've read that had dragons as animals, not mythlogical beasts they spewed a liquid 'venom' that ignighted in the air, that seems biologically posible, maybe, natural napalm

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    3. Re:Dragons by Jhan · · Score: 1
      Better yet, let the dragon produce hydrogen instead of methane. The hydrogen is stored in large glands along the sides of the dragon, making it just a little heavier than air.

      Tada! Giant, flying, fire-breathing dragon.

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    4. Re:Dragons by glenebob · · Score: 2

      which will plummet to earth as soon as he let's fly a good long shot of hot fire breath.

      *Rooooaaaasssssstttt....... WHUMP!!!*

  4. I don't really see how this could work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They're hoping that one day the artificial creatures will develop artificial intelligence. They have to tell this what to develop (like an lgiht sensor for sight or a limb for motion.) We don't know how intelligence came about so how could we tell this program how to develop some? It's just like all the other things where you tell a computer a bunch of stuff about the world and hope it becomes intelligent, sure it has all this information but without knowing how to use it on it's own, it becomes quite useless.

    1. Re:I don't really see how this could work by mofolotopo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not actually how artificial life works. They don't tell them that they need eyes or bigger muscles or whatever, they just eliminate the ones that are unsuccessful. This process leads to the development of things like eyes and muscles because the ones that developed those by the process of mutation tend to be culled less than those that didn't. Tom Ray's Tierra simulation has absolutely NO global rules and no specifications about what sort of things are expected to develop, and he gets complex ecological interactions such as parasites and hyperparasites.

      You have, however, hit on an important point. We know how to objectively judge box-pushing behavior, speed, and other physical measurements, so we can develop rule sets to encourage the development of traits to maximize those things. Quantifying intelligent behavior is much more difficult, making the evolution of intelligent behavior problematic. That doesn't mean it's impossible, it just means that we need to think more on the difference between simple problem solving and true intelligence, and most importantly how to judge what intelligent behavior is without trying to figure out how to create it.

    2. Re:I don't really see how this could work by Zurk · · Score: 1

      some more references :
      http://www.ifi.unizh.ch/ailab/projects/evol/

  5. Not the craziest thing I've ever heard of. by Graelin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suppose when you get down to it we're all nothing more than electrical pulses running down organic "wires" anyway. That is, if you can ignore the support systems (cardio, and the like). It seems possible that this could be represented by the extremely logic nature of a computer.

    The problem is they're not really simulating life since they pre-program the genome anyway. They are, in effect, telling it how a "complex web of neurons" (aka. brain) should look and operate.

    The article claims they've created creatures with very primitive mobility and senses. Going from there to sentience, wants, needs, emotions, reproduction etc. will be very difficult to simulate in an environment where chaos does not exist.

    OTOH, sounds like they've found a really clever compression scheme.

    1. Re:Not the craziest thing I've ever heard of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH, sounds like they've found a really clever compression scheme.

      I wonder if they would try to patent it? Prior art?... hmmm... um... How about, oh, everything alive?

    2. Re:Not the craziest thing I've ever heard of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is they're not really simulating life since they pre-program the genome anyway. They are, in effect, telling it how a "complex web of neurons" (aka. brain) should look and operate.

      Whether or not a box-pusher is simulating life is secondary to the immediate goal of liberating humans from the task of pushing boxes...

    3. Re:Not the craziest thing I've ever heard of. by Raiford · · Score: 1
      From the article it does not sound like they have seeded the simulation with what a brain should look like. The article refers to the evolution of cell-to-cell neuronal communication without and manifestation of centralization. They are hoping that more complex task will result in the evolution of a centralized neuronal system.

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    4. Re:Not the craziest thing I've ever heard of. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Whether or not a box-pusher is simulating life is secondary to the immediate goal of liberating humans from the task of pushing boxes...

      (chuckle)

      If the economy does not improve soon, many of us will be doing just that. Perhaps we will then have a better appreciation for such "toy germs".

    5. Re:Not the craziest thing I've ever heard of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,
      (I'm the author of the simulation you guys have been discussing.)
      You've expressed a legitimate concern here, but I don't have any plan of trying to patent my work. However, there are many researchers working on similar projects, and I know that some of them are applying for patents. So your conern is not as paranoid as some people may think...

  6. Bleh. by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

    So what? This is just a comp sci experiment in cellular growth. All it is is JUST BITS. What I was interested in was the much earlier slashdot article that mentioned an evolving FPGA. After N iterations, it was re-creating itself in techniques mostly unknown to electricl engineers.

    Point in fact: the evolving chips aren't a big step. To an EE, you test for all possibilites and capture all errors (look at firmware in cars). An evolving chip probably has errors here and there (so EE's aren't going to be put out of business). What the chip DID show is there are new and more potent techniques for chip creation. Bigger repirotoire and more testing.

    1. Re:Bleh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slow down tiger. I think I see smoke coming from your ears. Your brain must have overheated from that nonsensical comment.

  7. Dragon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://www.draconian.com/body/body.htm

    http://www.colba.net/~tempest1/From_tail_to_snou t/

    1. Re:Dragon by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      Warning: Anoying plugin-loading-background-midi-music on parent post's page.

    2. Re:Dragon by AstroMage · · Score: 1
      Quote from the first site given:
      "The wings make actually look small for the mass of the dragon, but all dragons have an innate magic ability to help them fly. This magic helps keep dragons from straining themselves during long flights".

      Yep, I can just see the scientists now, looking desperatly for that "magical flight" gene :-)

  8. Re:i'm wasting moderator points by doing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  9. Dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe now I can get a hot girlfriend... reminds me of my idea for the japanese institute for gentic research to create women from hentai

  10. Ask Slashdot: Camembert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So hey, I was having some cheese and crackers this evening...

    Has anyone else noticed that fresh Camembert really smells like semen?

    1. Re:Ask Slashdot: Camembert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's your upper lip. Quit giving head, you dirty Linux homo.

  11. It Makes you Think by BlackGriffen · · Score: 2

    What if we are just a simulation running on some computer? I guess that's all just Through the Looking Glass again. "Are we the dreamer, or merely a part of another's dream?"

    BlackGriffen

    1. Re:It Makes you Think by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      Like in Daniel F. Galouye's Simulacron-3( aka Counterfeit World)? Basis for both 13th Floor and Welt am Draht / World on a Wire. That book is from 1964.

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  12. Is this new?? by Orthanc_duo · · Score: 2

    The article reads like all they have done is code a bog standard Genetic Algorithm for moving boxes. Have I read the article wrong or have they discovered nothing new??

    1. Re:Is this new?? by john_roth · · Score: 2

      The article reads like all they have done is code a bog standard Genetic Algorithm for moving boxes. Have I read the article wrong or have they discovered nothing new?? You're right. It's simply an extension of the same artificial life and genetic algorithms that have been around for several years. It's useful research, but only because it's an interesting way of exploring a design space in the same way evolution does - massive trial and error, with conservation of those things that seem to work. The title led me to believe that they were actually simulating the real genes, proteins and other signals that go to building a body. Now that would be a breakthrough of monumental proportions - even if all they did was start with a slime mold. John Roth

  13. I don't buy this for a second by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

    A computer can't possibly take into consideration all the myriad of influences on evolution. I'm sure it can postulate POSSIBLE evolutionary paths, but there is so much about evolution that is unpredictable that, to use a medium like a computer, something which is eminently predictable, just cannot consider every possible evolutionary change.

    1. Re:I don't buy this for a second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder when people will evolve enough to stop using of after myriad.

    2. Re:I don't buy this for a second by kaiynne · · Score: 1

      I think you miss the point, evolution while extremely complex, is simply an expression of deterministic principles, albeit alot of them. A computer is a perfect place to simulate such an environment. Evolution is not impossible to simulate in principle, it is just very diffcult in practice. Not impossible though.

    3. Re:I don't buy this for a second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the opposite is true; evolution is extremely simple to simulate in practice on a computer. Take a look at any of the myriad webpages on genetic programming, genetic algorithms, evolutionary systems, etc.

    4. Re:I don't buy this for a second by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Evolution is wasteful and unsuccessful in many cases. Maybe we can improve upon it.

      If we can search all possible paths in parallel in simulation (or at least, more paths than physical evolution would be able to explore), we may discover solutions to a particular problem that evolution would not have solved as quickly.

    5. Re:I don't buy this for a second by kaiynne · · Score: 1

      When i said difficult to simulate i was refering to a simulation that would have anything approaching the complexity of the system being simulated. In this instance natural evolution. It is fairly obvious that it is difficult in a practice to design a system as complex as we see in the case of natural evolution. I think it would be better to start with a
      meta-evolutionary program and evolve the system first, then let the subjects of that system evolve.

  14. Until they can deal with ACGT... by Eneff · · Score: 1

    I don't even think we can have the "dragon" discussion.

    We know we have these 4 building blocks, and we can kind of tell what certain groups do by trial and error, but we've been essentially reverse engineering the software without truly understanding the logic gates underneath.

    Until you can tell me what adenine, cytosine, guanine and thymine actually *do*, that we can create adapting computers is merely interesting rather than the next step in conscious evolution.

    1. Re:Until they can deal with ACGT... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um ... we know perfectly well what they do: make copies of themselves. Now, the circumstances under which they make copies of themselves, and close analogues of themselves in RNA, is in most cases still an open question -- but simulations like this are an important step on the road to figuring that out. Of course it's trial and error; that's how science works.

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    2. Re:Until they can deal with ACGT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they actually do? Is this a trick question or did you never take biology 101? AGCT all are there to encode amino acids. What are amino acids good for? Proteins. What are proteins good for? Everything!

    3. Re:Until they can deal with ACGT... by Eneff · · Score: 1

      The difference is between Cooking and Chemistry.

      You can mix spices together and say "this tastes good," but you haven't hit *why*.

      Or to bring it to computing, we can (sorta) use the product, we can guess at the C code, we've started to make some steps in knowing the basics of ASM, but we still don't understand the chip archetecture that runs it all.

      Yes, to reverse engineer nature you need trial and error, but we're all too premature at calling the simulation a step forward in that we don't even fully understand the interconnects of the building blocks they say they're using.

    4. Re:Until they can deal with ACGT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "Why?" question is asking how proteins (or spices) interact. That's why you should be asking what are all the proteins and how do the proteins interact versus asking what AGCT are doing.

      Your cooking analogy of spices is poor in relation to AGCT and far more illustrative for my comment about everything having to do with proteins. If you want to know how something tastes good, you don't find the DNA sequences of basil and immediately have your answer. DNA sequences are proteins are basically analagous. If you know one you can figure out the other but proteins allow you to work at a higher level of abstraction and also are the bulk of molecular interactions that matter in most of our daily cell functioing.

      Think of proteins as spices. After you start working with proteins you don't care about the AGCT sequence, you care about the amino acids and the protein structures and their interaction with other proteins.

      You find out which proteins or chemicals activate our taste buds. Remember that even today we don't have a science of exactly how to make things taste good.

  15. How to evolve a dragon... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

    The hard part is figuring out an envrionment where mice and roaches won't be happy enough that they need to create kerosene glands and wings and scales and horns and crap. :-)

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  16. Heathens by Dr.+Eric+Peters · · Score: 1, Funny

    How can you possibly believe in that evolutionary tripe? God created the Heavens and the Earth and mankind. The idea that we evolved from monkeys is offensive to even consider. This article in now way proves that evolution is possible because it was created with a specific goal of evolution in mind.

    Besides, how can you can believe in evolution when it violates basic laws of the universe? There are so many arguments against evolution that it's ridiculous.

    Even those that ignore the written record of humanity cannot ignore the scientific facts making it impossible.

    Evolutionists claim that universe the earth is billions of years old, but how is that possible when the rotation of the earth slows by 30 seconds every century? If the earth were billions of years old the speed at which it would have been rotating four years ago would have been so fast that it could not have held together.

    There's also the second law of thermodynamics to look at. It states that the universe is constantly heading toward disorder. Evolution violates that law, so which one is right?

    Another problem with evolution is that certain nucleic acids cannot form without the help of certain proteins, but those proteins cannot form without certain nucleic acids. That makes it impossible to occur naturally.

    Face it, there are many, many more facts that I could go on about that disprove the possibility of evolution bringing about the human race. Humans are so complex biologically that we simply could not have come about through chance happenings in just 5000 years (rougly the age of the earth). Evolutionists simply spread lies.

    1. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does this comment get +1 Funny or -1 Troll?

    2. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No too mention all the jokes that is is based on. ////////////Nebraska Man.

      Some guy in Nebraska found a tooth a long time ago, it was odd shaped he though, somewhat between the shape of a human tooth and an apes tooth. Aha! Proof of Evolution, the missing link!

      Him and a bunch of scientists created a life sized replica of Nebraska man, of course he was a half bent over hunch backed looking man-ape. They even built him a mate for the display...all this from one tooth!

      The display stood for decades, until one day a farmer came to see it. Upon seeing the tooth that was the basis of the display, he burst out laughing. He said it was a pig's tooth. After looking it up, scientists found out that he was indeed correct, it was a pig's tooth. Nebraska man disappeared from text books shortly after. I wonder what happened to all the doctoral discertations that were done on Nebraska man? ////////////////Neanderthal

      Ooooh, look a human shaped skeleton with a curved back! Proof of evolution! So we Neanderthal man came about. Decades ago scientists studied the -ONE- skeleton that the whole thing was based on. Turned out is was just some poor schmuch with really bad arthritis. That is why he was bent over, not because he was a half monkey. The skeleton was quietly removed from science, but yet the human/ape form that he gave birth to is still around? What a joke! /////// P-something man(yeah, I fogrot the name!!!)

      This was from England, it was a human shaped skull with a huge ape-like jaw bone. Proof of evolution! This was the most famous one, thats why I'm so suprised I can't remember the name.

      They even did carbon dating on this which proved it to be many, many thousands of years old.

      This was taught in universities and colleges of 70 years(the other ones were as well), it was subject of countless college papers and hundreds of doctoral discertations.

      It turns out a Catholic priest and another guy ripped the jaw off a human skull, took an apes jawbone, filed the ends of it a bit and put them together. They treated it with acid to age it(th acid also made the carbon dating dates look so old, it is really less than 200 years old), then they buried it in a gravel pit and "discovered" it shortly later.

      What a joke, yet all the evolutionary theory based on this and the above debacles is still around. Why?

      Giants. The Bible tells us "there were giants in those days".

      There are over 100 recovered skeletons of humans over 12 feet tall. Why aren't they on exhibit? Because they fly in the face of evolution, thats why! Museums and the smithonian have no interest in them. That is quite odd, isn't it?
      They still haven't found the "missing link", you can bet if they find one, everyone will want it. Too bad giants prove evolution to be wrong, so they are ignored and supressed.

      Open your eyes people! I could go on and on.

    3. Re:Heathens by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 2

      Open your eyes people! I could go on and on.

      Please do! I tried to take your lead, and find out more information on Google, but all I came up with was Giant Robots, Giant Squids, and The Jolly Green Giant, who, incidentally, lives in Blue Earth MN, the birthplace of the ice cream sandwich. So if you would be so kind, and provide some links to these giants of which you speak, I would be much obliged.

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    4. Re:Heathens by whm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Besides, how can you can believe in evolution when it violates basic laws of the universe? There are so many arguments against evolution that it's ridiculous. Even those that ignore the written record of humanity cannot ignore the scientific facts making it impossible.

      I very highly suspect this as a troll, but I'll give it a go :)

      Evolutionists claim that universe the earth is billions of years old, but how is that possible when the rotation of the earth slows by 30 seconds every century? If the earth were billions of years old the speed at which it would have been rotating four years ago would have been so fast that it could not have held together.

      Er, 30 seconds every century indeed! More like 2.2 seconds every 100,000 years. Here are some references.

      There's also the second law of thermodynamics to look at. It states that the universe is constantly heading toward disorder. Evolution violates that law, so which one is right?

      Well the second law of thermodynamics only makes sense when you understand what it's actually saying :P It says that the universe as a whole is moving towards disorder. This doesn't prevent portions of the universe from achieving states of increased order. And to think otherwise is completely absurd - if everything could only move in the direction of disorder, how could anything really get accomplished? This is a rediculous way to try and twist the 2nd law of thermodynamics, it reeks of manipulation.

      Another problem with evolution is that certain nucleic acids cannot form without the help of certain proteins, but those proteins cannot form without certain nucleic acids. That makes it impossible to occur naturally.

      Admittedly, I know nothing about nucleic acids and proteins, so I cannot comment on this.

      Oh well, so I got 2 out of 3. Perhaps somebody with a biology tilt can comment in on the proteins and acids. :P

    5. Re:Heathens by junkgrep · · Score: 4, Informative

      Whether or not this is a joke or not, we need a moderation that roughly sums up this: "these exact arguements, and the common rebuttals of them, have been posted on slashdot a million times before, and the discussions that inevitably come from them are both predictable and pointless."

      I mean seriously, "Dr." Putting aside ENTIRELY the issue of who's right in this case, you are either extremely ignorant of the wealth of debate on these subjects, or are just being grossly dishonest in simply glossing over it all in order to win cheap converts that you hope wont read or think any further.
      If you have any experience with creationist/evolution debates, you would know that all of these arguements have very good rebutals. Regardless of your opinion of these rebutals, the least you could do is address THEM, adding something new and intelligent to the actual living debate, instead of posting the same dumb starting challenges that almost everyone, even most creationists, agree are dishonest and misleading, and at the very least have hashed through a million times before. Or you could link to the hundreds of sites on the web that respond to things like the rotation question, or the question on entropy, and then criticize THEM.

      Instead, all you've done here is copy and paste (out of a recent reading of some tract, if not litterally via computer) some of the most well known creationist arguements. You are not surprising anyone with them. They are not new, damning charges against the theory of evolution: most of them were exposed a CENTURY ago, and well refuted even back then. All anyone does by posting them yet again is make modern creationism look stupid. Anyone who can state that evolution violates the second law is completely clueless about the second law (do endothermic chemical reactions violate the second law, going from simple atoms to complex molecules)? There are creationists out there who are at least willing to be honest and reasonable about their critiques: I suggest you join their ranks instead of preaching Hovind.

    6. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no Dr. Eric Peters at princeton.

      You sir are a troll, you have made my foes.

    7. Re:Heathens by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      ---What a joke, yet all the evolutionary theory based on this and the above debacles is still around. Why?---

      There is no why: you're a liar. The "Nebraska man," for instance, was never a widely accepted idea, not even as the tooth of an ape. That creationists continue to run around claiming that it was some sort of central lynchpin in evolutionary theory (an entirely laughable claim to anyone that bothers to read any sort of history of the subject, or the publications at the time) demonstrates only how desperate creationists are to discredit legitimate science: which, incidentally, works best BY discrediting things (like the Nebraska Man was discredited, by evolutionary scientists, not heroic creationists), not by building up frauds.

    8. Re:Heathens by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Just to point out how dishonest this story is... check out the real story here.

      To summarize, there never was any life size replica, farmer, or any such nonsense. That story is entirely invented (and implausible to begin with: pig's teeth and primate teeth are so similar that experts often have a hard time telling them apart: and everyone at the time already knew this)
      What there was was a single drawing that appeared in a popular magazine, that itself never claimed to be any sort of "reconstruction from a tooth" but rather just a fanciful illustration. Here's the text that came with the sketch: "Mr. Forestier has made a remarkable sketch to convey some idea of the possibilities suggested by this discovery. As we know nothing of the creature's form, his reconstruction is merely the expression of an artist's brilliant imaginative genius. But if, as the peculiarities of the tooth suggest, Hesperopithecus was a primitive forerunner of Pithecanthropus, he may have been a creature such as Mr. Forestier has depicted." (Smith 1922, emphasis added)

      And that was about the MOST laudable thing ever said about the picture: again, not even in a scientific publication, but rather in a popular article. The scientific community never took it seriously that the teeth even came from an ape, much less a human ancestor.

    9. Re:Heathens by EatYourGreens · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Before I reply to this article, I would like to say that I am an Evangelical Christian. I believe in God, the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, and that the Bible is the revealed work of the Holy Spirit. ... and I believe that we are here as the result of many years of evolution. I am aware that this thread is not about the evolution/creation debate, so I am not going to try to counter the poster's comments point for point. I would just like /.ers to know that there are Christians who can still think straight (at least in Germany). I believe in God because I find the evidence overwhelming. I believe in evolution because I find the evidence overwhelming. It belittles God and makes Christians look stupid when Christians say that evolution runs counter to the second law of thermodynamics, or when they point to mistakes that scientists have made in the past while trying to formulate the theory of evolution. If evolution could be so easily disproved, then I think the thousands of scientists who have studied evolution over the years would have worked this out by now. I am sure I will be flamed for this, but I am prepared to take the risk. However, I have written this for all the Cristians in the world who have not had their brains removed, who can worship God and marvel at the amazing things evolution has made. For these Christian (I know of many who hold this view, several educated to Doctorate level) there is no tension.

    10. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, they are just backtracking, it was in many textbooks and elsewhere in the scientific community.

    11. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is the truth:

      1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
      2 Now the earth was [1] formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

      3 And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning-the first day.
      6 And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water." 7 So God made the expanse and separated the water under the expanse from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the expanse "sky." And there was evening, and there was morning-the second day.
      9 And God said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear." And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground "land," and the gathered waters he called "seas." And God saw that it was good.
      11 Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds." And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning-the third day.
      14 And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth." And it was so. 16 God made two great lights-the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fourth day.
      20 And God said, "Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky." 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living and moving thing with which the water teems, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth." 23 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fifth day.
      24 And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind." And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
      26 Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, [2] and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

      27 So God created man in his own image,
      in the image of God he created him;
      male and female he created them.

      28 God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground."
      29 Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground-everything that has the breath of life in it-I give every green plant for food." And it was so.
      31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning-the sixth day

    12. Re:Heathens by Tyrone+Slothrop · · Score: 1
      Obviously, this is a joke.

      And once again, there is no point in bothering to debate with creationists because the argument is not about the truth of evolution but about finding some way to force an extremely peculiar religious agenda upon the rest of us.Otherwise the science of evolution is like other modern theories, like those for complex numbers: too esoteric and too complex for non-specialists to get so passionate about refuting.

      And for an indication of what creationists have in mind in terms of their society, I suggest checking out this url:

      http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/08/23/florid a.child.agency.ap/index.html

    13. Re:Heathens by fferreres · · Score: 2

      ... 5000 years (rougly the age of the earth).

      If what you say is true, then the Genesis is RIGHT. The guys that wrote it must have just been able to see earth forming with their own eyes!!! (Genesis is about 3000 BC) ...

      I believe in evolution, but not in hazardous evolution. It just doesn't make sense. The aceptance of the evolution theory can attest that you need some good hypotesis to make people believe in the most incredible improbabilities (like the elefants lifting the earth "plane" or evolution itself).

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    14. Re:Heathens by photonic · · Score: 1
      Finally a reasonable christian.

      I had discussions with some devoted christians and got kind of annoyed by the fact that they try to use pseudo-scientific arguments in a scientific debate. (They never found the missing link etc.). I think there are only two possiblities and nothing in between:

      1) You believe in evolution and all the scientific evidence.

      2) You believe that some god put all the fossils in the ground just to fool us.

      Disclaimer: i am a fanatical atheist and believe in 1).

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    15. Re:Heathens by palad1 · · Score: 1, Funny
      They are not new, damning charges against the theory of evolution: most of them were exposed a CENTURY ago, and well refuted even back then

      Did you really expect anti-evolutionism arguments to evolve in a century?
      :p
    16. Re:Heathens by countach · · Score: 2

      I understand the argument about as a whole, but there is a whole bunch of math you can do based on the 2nd law, that makes evolution look impossible. I know it's not as simple as "the 2nd law equals disorder therefore evolution is not true", there is a whole bunch of complex math involved, but you should investigate it before shooting your mouth off.

    17. Re:Heathens by joshki · · Score: 2

      No, actually you belittle God and make Christians look stupid when you say His Bible is a lie. Go back, read Genesis one, and tell me again how Christianity is compatible with a world view that says we evolved from monkeys. And if you feel that having scientists on your side is necessary, check out Institute for Creation Research. There are quite a few Phd's who disagree strongly with you, and there's a lot of evidence that they're right.

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    18. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry for posting AC, I'm too lazy to remember my password ~:-)

      27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.

      Yes, he/she/it did, but who you are to tell just how? Evolution sounds to me just as good, better, in fact, as any other means.

    19. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget those books are written by human, imperfect and messy as we are.

    20. Re:Heathens by joshki · · Score: 1

      To a self-proclaimed Christian, that's irrelavant. One of the central tenets to the Christian faith is that the Bible was inspired by God, regardless of who put the actual words on paper. This is why evolution is incompatible with Christianity -- they directly contradict.

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    21. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, that was the point ;-) Me, I don't see much contradiction in the whole picture except for the organized religion. If we drop the latter out, everything fits together just fine.

    22. Re:Heathens by Fished · · Score: 1
      Actually, the "Nebraska Man" (better referred to as Hesperopithecus) was widely trumpeted by the scientific community as the final proof of evolution during the monkey trials in the thirties. Bryan (William Jennings) was repeatedly confronted with this pig tooth as a proof of evolution. Pictures were published in Newspapers, mocking Bryan with alleged evidence from his own state. Testimony regarding hesperopithecus was introduced into the Scopes trial. Similar things were done using the Piltdown skulls, which have also since proven to be outright fabrications.

      Or, howbout that picture (hand drawn) you see in all the science textbooks of human babies with gills? These are fabrications. Or the old example of moths who change color to match the soot? They glued the moths to the trees to get the pictures.

      The bottom line is that there are only a very few biologists in the US who talk much about evolution, and precious few scientists who really specialize in it. In fact, from what I've seen many biology degrees don't even include a course in it. This is a political issue, not a scientific one. And I really wish those (on both sides) who have such strong, loudly voiced opinions on it would take the time to see how they BOTH are being lied to. A good start would be books by some of the true scientists out there who've spoken up on natural selection, such as Michael Behe. Dembski is also good, although his credentials are not.

      Much of the evidence used in support of evolution is fabricated. However, much of the evidence used (by e.g. Hovind) to refute it is equally bad - either fabricated, or distorted. The reasonable conclusion is probably that the earth is well in excess of 6000 years old (probably more like 6 billion), and that some kind of "evolution" did occur, but that purely random Natural Selection does not appear to be a sufficient explanation for speciazation.

      Anyway, I don't really care about this issue, but I really wish that people would stop acting like the two months wasted on evolution in their introductory Bio course entitles them to make grand pronouncements on the validity of evolution. Almost as much as I wish people who've read one tendentious, right wing book on the subject -- generally based in a theory of Biblical interpretation that is unsustainable -- would stop making grand pronouncements on the validity of creationism. </rant>

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    23. Re:Heathens by Fished · · Score: 1
      It appears that it was a bit less bland than this (although, not, as I had thought, used in the actual trial). The guy who wrote the following lambastes both sides for misinformation, which I take to mean that he's probably a fairly reliable source:
      Far from "making every effort to obtain more evidence" regarding Hesperopithecus, Osborn actually ignored doubts about the nature of the tooth voiced as early as 1923, and no further work at the site was initiated until the Spring of 1925. Throughout the intervening period Osborn frequently used Nebraska Man as a 'stick' with which to beat Bryan in the popular press. In 1922 he jokingly (?) suggested that Nebraska Man might have been better named as Bryopithecus "after the most most distinguished Primate which the State of Nebraska has thus far produced." As late as May 1925 he wrote an article for The Forum, entitled "The Earth Speaks to Bryan" (a play on Job 12:8 - "Speak to the earth and it shall teach thee"), in which he asked: "What shall we do with the Nebraska tooth? ... Certainly we shall not banish this bit of Truth because it does not fit in with our preconceived notions and because at present it constitutes infinitesimal but irrefutable evidence that the man-ape wandered over from Asia into North America." Brave words, but not exactly well-judged. In late June Osborn was still listed amongst the eleven scientists "who will be called to testify in defense of John T. Scopes" (New York Times, June 26, 1925). When Bryan arrived in Dayton (July 7) he made it clear to reporters that he was looking forward to the opportunity of confronting Osborn and Nebraska Man head on. Yet where was Osborn? And where was Hesperopithecus? Certainly not in Dayton. Nor would they ever arrive. Although Osborn responded to Bryan's widely publicised jibes the very next day, with a full page defence of evolution in The New York Times, Nebraska Man was suddenly conspicuous by his absence. Likewise Osborn himself, far from attending the trial, stayed safe and sound in New York, without even supplying an affidavit of his testimony.
      The point? Once again, the evolution/creation issue is all politics, no substance.
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    24. Re:Heathens by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

      I will openly admit that I do not have a deep knowledge of the teachings of the bible, and that I am an atheist, who was agnostic for quite some time... I frequently enjoy discussions with those who's views differ from my own in these matters, but this is one point that I have never understood.

      I did just read genesis one here And in reading it I saw nothing that says to me that god could not have simply set the evolution process in motion. Where is the incompatibility between creation and evolution?
      Is it because he said that we were created in his image? If this is the case, then please explain to me further... Why does his image have to be some static thing?

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    25. Re:Heathens by ar1550 · · Score: 1
      Whether or not this is a joke or not, we need a moderation that roughly sums up this: "these exact arguements, and the common rebuttals of them, have been posted on slashdot a million times before, and the discussions that inevitably come from them are both predictable and pointless."

      What's wrong -1, redundant? I don't moderate, but it seems that what you are describing is nothing more than redundancy.

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    26. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole, there was evening, and then morning, and the 6th day thing would contradict any evolutionary involvement. Unless things worked REAL quick back then and they evolved in 24 hours.

    27. Re:Heathens by WillWare · · Score: 2
      we need a moderation that roughly sums up this: "these exact arguements, and the common rebuttals of them, have been posted ... a million times before, and the discussions that inevitably come from them are both predictable and pointless."

      How about a Usenet rating?

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    28. Re:Heathens by rossifer · · Score: 1
      No, actually you belittle God and make Christians look stupid when you say His Bible is a lie.

      Not all Christians, just the few who insist that the Bible loses all value if it is not a factual account. If the Bible must be factual to have spiritual value, why does the parable of the Good Samaritan have any value? After all, the parable was never presented as being factual, yet was still intended to be a spiritual lesson, a myth if you will.

      The reality is that all of the Bible is as factual as the parable. And much of it has the same amount of spiritual value (lots). But none of that spiritual value hangs or falls just because you believe the the Bible is factual.

      Is it possible that the two creation stories in Genesis are intended to reassure man that he has a place in the universe and those stories are valuable because of the reassurance they give to man as he goes about his daily life?

      The literalist chooses to reach the conclusion that his myths must be true, even when this assumption of factuality deeply weakens the ability of the myths to communicate the critical core of their wisdom. If Jesus is still around and will "set aside" my sins when I believe in him, there's precious little motivation to alter one's behavior. However, if Jesus death and ressurection is an account of how to achieve a joyful life (heaven on earth) by putting aside childish worries and becoming a spiritually mature person, the motivation appears naturally as a part of the learning process.

      As to sin being equal to the knowledge of good and evil, I will agree that some of the myths in the Bible have outgrown their usefulness and need to be read in light of the agendas that early authors and editors had in the formation of the early church. The Sumerian text from which the second Genesis story is taken makes no mention of the arrival of sin, just maturity. Sin and expulsion from Eden was a late addition by the historian who cobbled Genesis together, and was done for reasons now unfathomable. That it happens to fit the guilt-based evangelical tracts of the modern Christian is irrelevant to the real wisdom contained in the Bible, and the Upanishads, and the...

      Regards, Ross

    29. Re:Heathens by Nohbdy001 · · Score: 1

      At the risk of being labelled a troll, I will respond to this.

      First off, yes, I am a creationist but I certainly am not going to try to PROVE to you that there is a god. Slashdot is not a place to have a theological debate.

      Secondly, this simulation does nothing to prove or to disprove evolution. It is merley an attempt to simulate how complex life could have evolved from simpler organisms, so there is no reason in the first place to bring up the old creation vs. evolution debate.

      Let me let you in on a little secret... no one was around when life came into existence. Therefore, I nor anyone else can tell you for sure anything about our origins. Sure, we can speculate and research but this proves nothing.

      Your post has done nothing but stir up more animosity between these two opposing views. My question to you is what was the point of your post? Whatever it was, you sure went about it the wrong way. I sincerley hope that trolls like this are not creating false stereotypes of creationism. If anyone has any comments on their personal views of our origins, please save them for the appropriate time and place (slashdot is not that place).

    30. Re:Heathens by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      Here I'll give you an perplexing argument: It's funny how scientists can study life,earth,universe,etc. and then come to a grand conclusions that God doesn't exist, changes in species are due to random errors in reproduction, and therefore Darwin is right and everyone else is wrong.

      It's suprising that everyone would believe what their science book says, yet many individuals have not seen electrons nor atoms, or witnissed DNA being replicated before their eyes. Yet these same people would say that religion, God, and holy books are nothing but hearsay.

      It's suprising that scientists can't even understand the duality of light; yet they can make grand claims that that we humans are from apes/monkeys.

      But tell any scientist this: Can you create a mosquito, a fly, a bird or an elephant? No. Can you create a plankton, amoeba, or some other single-celled organism. No. Or even if you can create a fly, can you control it?

      How come out of the billions of organisms on earth, we are the only ones who are capable of complex thought and behavior? We have created building, bridges, flied to the moon, and even more.

      And how come everything is just so perfect in this world for us: we have air to breath, water to drink, food to eat, sunlight to perform bring the bread home, darkness to sleep. When water falls and dribbles into the land, it will again rise to the clouds and fall again?

      Just something to ponder...I know I'll be thrown as flamebait or a Troll, but that's what I get for 'thinking different'.

    31. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We have created building, bridges, flied to the moon, and even more.

      Termites build gigantic, fascinating structures. And the word is flown.

      > And how come everything is just so perfect in this world for us: we have air to breath, etc.

      You're right! Since human life didn't arise on a planet with an atmosphere that would have killed it, evolution must be a crock!

      The world isn't perfect for us, we're perfect for the world. Funny how that works.

      You're not flamebait or a troll, just not very good at thinking things through.

    32. Re:Heathens by joshki · · Score: 2
      The difference between the parable of the Good samaritan and the creation account is just as you said. A parable, by definition, is a story that is told to accentuate a point. It is not necessarily a true story, although it can be.

      The creation story in Genesis has NO elements of a parable. Whether you agree with it or not, you have to agree that whoever wrote it, wrote it as literal truth.

      And herein lies the rub: If the Bible cannot be trusted in the creation account, then why should it be trusted in John 3:16? How do we know that Jesus wasn't just another guy who said some interesting things? My original post was directed at a Christian -- if you don't believe the Bible at all, then all this is irrelevant. But if you claim to be a Christian, you'd better understand the difference between truth and fiction -- and you'd better understand that to deny Genesis 1 is also to deny Christ's death and resurrection. The two are linked -- if God allowed man to evolve through a process of millions of years of death and destruction, why do we need Jesus? Sin is just another name for natural selection, right? On the other hand, if you believe the Bible, that God created man perfect, in his image, without sin, the rest of the Bible makes sense. Without sin, we don't need a Saviour -- that's the real purpose of the myth of evolution: to deny God and his redemption plan. Like I said earlier -- if you don't believe in the Bible, this is unimportant to you. But if you're a Christian, you need to understand that this is why Genesis is so important.

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    33. Re:Heathens by joshki · · Score: 2
      The main difference is this: Genesis 1 specifically says God created the earth in 6 days. The hebrew word for day in this case is a specific word that means from morning to evening -- a literal 24 hour day. Now tell me this: How could the evolutionary process, which we have never in recorded history observed to occur, happen in six days? The evolutionary time scale requires millions upon millions of years to occur -- the Bible specifically states that the earth was created in six days.

      The thing about being created in God's image is a bit difficult for me to understand -- it's not clear if it means that we were created to physically look like God, or if he meant that we were created without sin. Either way, it does say that man was originally without sin -- it further explains how man came to do wrong against God later on in Genesis. This is one of the most important tenets of the Christian faith -- if God allowed the earth to simply evolve, using sin and death and destruction to create man (as the theory of evolution would have us believe), then why would he see the need to send his Son to earth to die for our sins(John 3:16)? If sin is just a natural process used by God to "create" the earth, then the rest of the Bible makes no sense, and has no real authority.

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    34. Re:Heathens by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Two axioms of evolution:
      1. Evolution relies upon death of unfit species.
      2. Evolution requires m/billions of years.

      Two problems reconciling this with scripture:
      1. Death did not occur until *after* the fall of Adam and Eve. If Adam and Eve were merely the first sentient primates, they would have been standing on a planet that had already seen the death of millions of creatures prior to their arrival. In no way could Eve have been formed from Adams side using evolutionary theory.

      2. The universe was created in six days. I don't believe this can be twisted to make 1 day a few million years, as the author is very careful to define the hebrew word 'day' in an earlier paragraph as the period when the sun is in the sky. ie 1 rotation of the Earth. The only way this could be equated to millions of years is if the rotation of the earth was incredibly slow. Anyone care to do the math?

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    35. Re:Heathens by EatYourGreens · · Score: 1
      I do not say that the Bible is a lie, but I do say that it has to be interpreted with care. I agree that at first reading Genesis 1 looks like a historical document, but to many theologians it has the form of a hymn that has much to teach us bejond a literal interpretation:

      God is distinct from the world, and not a part of creation

      matter is not evil of itself (an error the early church had to deal with)

      it establishes the seventh day of rest, which would not be guaranteed in the ancient near east

      ...and others

      I do not reject Genesis 1, but as a Cristian I wish to ensure that Bible texts are not used to say things that are not there, and Genesis 1 tries to say "why" we are here, not "how" we are here.

      I said in my original post that I believe in God because I am convinced by the evidence, and I believe in evolution because I am convinced by the evidence of that too. I thank joshki for the link to icr.org, which I will check out but I have not had the time yet to do so. I hope that when I do look I will find articles written by informed scientists who hold the creationist view and who use good scientific principles to back it up.

      Unfortunately, I find that most creationists say to people like me "you are a Christian and the Bible teaches creation so evolution must be a lie", and they use weak arguments when discussing the subject with non-Christians. If after all the discussion that has gone on between the two sides the creationist argument has not gone beyond this, while evolution theory has matured to the very consistent level it is at now, then isn't it time for the creationists to rethink?

    36. Re:Heathens by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1
      Thanks, but I still don't see the incompatability...

      Now tell me this: How could the evolutionary process, which we have never in recorded history observed to occur, happen in six days? The evolutionary time scale requires millions upon millions of years to occur -- the Bible specifically states that the earth was created in six days.


      The evolutionary process did not occur in 6 days... Why does the whole of evolution have to have taken place in those 6 days? Why can no one accept the posibility of creation, then evolution?

      BTW I am John 3:16 (Name: John, Born: 3-16-78)
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    37. Re:Heathens by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      There's also the second law of thermodynamics to look at. It states that the universe is constantly heading toward disorder. Evolution violates that law, so which one is right?
      I'll let M.C. Stephen Hawking refute this:
      Creationists always try to use the second law,
      to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
      The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
      only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
      The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
      so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
      That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about, you're now down with a discount.
      Chorus
      You down with entropy? Yeah, you know me! (x3)
      Who's down with entropy?
      Every last homey!
      mchawking.com

    38. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AFAICT the first issue is quite valid, so I won't touch it.

      2. The universe was created in six days. I don't believe this can be twisted to make 1 day a few million years, as the author is very careful to define the hebrew word 'day' in an earlier paragraph as the period when the sun is in the sky. ie 1 rotation of the Earth. The only way this could be equated to millions of years is if the rotation of the earth was incredibly slow. Anyone care to do the math?

      Each "day" could be an extremely long phase of earth's history, each consisting of an "evening" and a "morning," perhaps an ice age and a warming or something. If you take the word "day" literally, then it obviously won't work, but since you're already trying to take "created" somewhat figuratively, why not treat all words equally?

    39. Re:Heathens by meiocyte · · Score: 1

      > we need a moderation that roughly sums up this: "these exact arguements, and the common rebuttals of them, have been posted on slashdot a million times before, and the discussions that inevitably come from them are both predictable and pointless."

      Yes, but this is what memes do.. they replicate.
      Slashdot and its ilk are fertile grounds for the creation/evolution flamewar meme.

      Haven't you ever wondered -- no matter which side you're on, or if you're on a side at all -- about the meta-question, of why people bother engaging in these arguments?
      (Yes, I know.. this post is a common meme too.)

      To veer back on topic, I'll say this: when will the distributed computing version of this get built? I'd rather participate in the search for artificial intelligence @ home, than extraterrestrial.
      No, I can't built it myself.

      --
      The thing in the box has no place in the language-game at all; not even as a something; for the box might even be empty.
    40. Re:Heathens by joshki · · Score: 2

      Because it says that God created the heavens, the earth, the animals, and man -- all in six days. If you believe in creation, then evolution, what exactly did God create in the first six days?

      --
      I do not read or respond to AC's. If you want a discussion, log in. Otherwise, don't waste your time.
    41. Re:Heathens by Just+Jim · · Score: 1

      >>Here I'll give you an perplexing argument: It's funny how scientists can study life,earth,universe,etc. and then come to a grand conclusions that God doesn't exist, changes in species are due to random errors in reproduction, and therefore Darwin is right and everyone else is wrong.>>

      The problem with your argument is that the existance or non existance of God has no part in the theory of evolution.

      Some Scientists come to the conclusion that God does exist, and others come to the conclusion that God does not exist, but in both cases those are personal, not 'scientific' views.

    42. Re:Heathens by Just+Jim · · Score: 1

      >>One of the central tenets to the Christian faith is that the Bible was inspired by God, regardless of who put the actual words on paper. This is why evolution is incompatible with Christianity -- they directly contradict.>>

      There is a difference between 'inspired by' and 'dictated by'. It's once you realize that, the supposed contradictions go away.

    43. Re:Heathens by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      ---It's funny how scientists can study life,earth,universe,etc. and then come to a grand conclusions that God doesn't exist, changes in species are due to random errors in reproduction, and therefore Darwin is right and everyone else is wrong.---

      Which scientists? Where do they present these supposed arguements? The conclusions of evolution explain the diversity of and development of life on earth. This isn't "funny" or "ironic" it's interesting. As to God, that's something one either believes or doesn't. But far from thinking that evolution disproves the existence of God, the vast majority of evolutionary scientists believe in God.

      ---I know I'll be thrown as flamebait or a Troll, but that's what I get for 'thinking different'.---

      Every bit of your post, from the slander to the tired arguements, even down to the VERY convienient martyr complex complaint "oh, woe is I, no one will listen to my wisdom" is wholly unoriginal to you. You aren't thinking: you are regurgitating.

      ---And how come everything is just so perfect in this world for us: we have air to breath, water to drink, food to eat, sunlight to perform bring the bread home, darkness to sleep.---

      As Douglas Adams noted, a puddle in a hole, were it intelligent, could claim the same thing: look at it's environment! The hole it lives in is _perfectly_ contoured to hold it (the puddle). It MUST be specially designed just for the life of this special, special puddle.

    44. Re:Heathens by rab · · Score: 1
      The creation story in Genesis has NO elements of a parable. Whether you agree with it or not, you have to agree that whoever wrote it, wrote it as literal truth.

      How do you justify this assertion? Based on the evidence, it looks like he copied it from an intentionally mythical account from an earlier civilization (Sumerian). As does much of the Bible. Just because the Genesis author didn't attribute what he "borrowed" for Genesis 1 doesn't make it any less mythical. Same goes for the other Genesis story he borrowed from another more ancient culture for Genesis 2.

      Don't get me wrong, these myths are wonderful ways to express the relationship of man and nature, aka man and his creator (an anthropomorphism of nature's creative side). The fact that they're myths doesn't lessen the wisdom of their message. After all, they'd been hones for thousands of years before the Genesis author borrowed them for the Bible. What astonishes me is how almost all Christians are unaware of when and where Genesis was actually written.

      And herein lies the rub: If the Bible cannot be trusted in the creation account, then why should it be trusted in John 3:16? How do we know that Jesus wasn't just another guy who said some interesting things?

      I'll agree that a mythical man named Jesus said some interesting things. What you don't seem to grasp is how common those interesting things he said were. His expression of his inner "God-ness", his admonitions of peace and revocation of "an eye for an eye", along with his death and rebirth are repetitions of the statements and actions of archtypical heroes down through history. Several Biblical authors are even noted as crafting the Jesus story to fulfill many previous hero stories. His insistence on a message of peace is probably the most notable thing about his statements and life and reflects well on the original person named Jesus along with those who wrote and rewrote his story for their own purposes.

      and you'd better understand that to deny Genesis 1 is also to deny Christ's death and resurrection. The two are linked

      I agree. Both issues are mythical and any importance they have to us are how they relate to real everyday human issues (of this life). Issues as common to modern man as to people living ten thousand years ago. Issues like taking on adult responsibilities, like becoming a parent, like mortality, etc.

      Without sin, we don't need a Saviour -- that's the real purpose of the myth of evolution: to deny God and his redemption plan.

      The need for a Savior is relatively recent invention of the organized church. The real purpose of Evolution is to explain all of the available evidence (characteristics of living animals, genes, fossils, etc.). It's a rather fantastic piece of hubris to believe that all of these scientists have an agenda out to "get" the myths of your particular religion. Quite honestly, they don't care except to stand by their guns when you claim they're wrong without any evidence (and I mean *any*) to back up your claim.

      But some of the people I know wouldn't feel complete without being able to claim persecution for what they choose to believe are justified actions.

      Regards, Ross

    45. Re:Heathens by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Cute: so you, and this quote, make no substantive refutation to the any of the claims at hand. And anyway a guy MUST not have an agenda, because he lambastes both "sides." And to top it all off, Mr. "I hate these people who think they know what they're talking about" was dead wrong about a key accusation, which he almost certainly picked up from a creationist screed: perhaps in trying to get a evenhanded survey of the material. What you forgot is that one side lies, and instead of correcting lies as time goes on, inflates them. I guess it's all the same to you: everything's politics, right?

    46. Re:Heathens by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Actually, the "Nebraska Man" (better referred to as Hesperopithecus) was widely trumpeted by the scientific community as the final proof of evolution during the monkey trials in the thirties.

      Widely? You mean: Osborn? Again, read the scientific literature at the time. Read what the scientific community thought of Osborn's find (hint: less than impressed, and unconvinced). Then come back and tell me if your statement here is anything other than simply misleading.

      Testimony regarding hesperopithecus was introduced into the Scopes trial.

      Maybe it's just "politics" talking: but I think you're a liar. Not only wasn't it in the end, but the only one who called for it was Bryan. But of course, noting that would take most of the wind out of the accusation... so why note it? Politics?

      Similar things were done using the Piltdown skulls, which have also since proven to be outright fabrications.

      Let's get this straight. The Nebraska Man, unlike the Piltdown, was a not a "fabrication." To insinuate that it was is simply dishonest. It was, instead, perfectly conventional science: a scientist made a claim based on what he thought was new evidence, the scientific community was skeptical of it, then via further exploration it got ruled out as a mistake. But to call it a "fabrication" is simply to lie.

      A good start would be books by some of the true scientists out there who've spoken up on natural selection, such as Michael Behe.

      Oh, good grief. So you've read some Intelligent Designer books (which are pitched as being evenhanded, surely where you got this silly "above-it-all" pose you're striking), and now you think you're an expert. You're exactly the mark that people like Behe and Dembski went after by appealing not to any sort of peer review with their ideas, but rather to the public. And the result is wildly silly ideas that are nevertheless compelling to those that otherwise have no idea what they are talking about, and have no ability to check their claims against the facts.

      but that purely random Natural Selection does not appear to be a sufficient explanation for speciazation.

      Red flag: again "purely random" natural selection? Buzz: down the crapper goes your credibility...

    47. Re:Heathens by Fished · · Score: 1
      Actually, the "Nebraska Man" (better referred to as Hesperopithecus) was widely trumpeted by the scientific community as the final proof of evolution during the monkey trials in the thirties. Widely? You mean: Osborn? Again, read the scientific literature at the time. Read what the scientific community thought of Osborn's find (hint: less than impressed, and unconvinced). Then come back and tell me if your statement here is anything other than simply misleading. Testimony regarding hesperopithecus was introduced into the Scopes trial. Maybe it's just "politics" talking: but I think you're a liar. Not only wasn't it in the end, but the only one who called for it was Bryan. But of course, noting that would take most of the wind out of the accusation... so why note it? Politics?
      OK, did some more research on this, and it looks like you're right at least so far as Hesperopithecus not being discussed at the Scopes trial. However, you are certainly out of line to claim that Piltdown was not an out and out fraud - Hesperopithecus is debatable. Being mistaken does not make someone a liar - I find it interesting that you will so vigorously defend scientific mistakes but attack one minor mistake (actually based on a pretty serious misrepresentation I read elsewhere) as me being "a liar". Possibly you should grow up and be a bit more polite?

      Red flag: again "purely random" natural selection? Buzz: down the crapper goes your credibility...
      No further down the crapper than neo-Darwinism puts your argument. As best as I understand Neo-Darwinism (a la Dawkins) it appears to posit some kind of weird force, the mechanisms of which are so unclear as to be invisible, that somehow makes formation of more complex life forms more probable. First, this is a substantial departure from Darwinian Natural Selection, and second I wonder when you 19th century naturalistic types give up and just say "God" again?
      --
      "He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. " -- John Calvin, commenting on Genesis 1
    48. Re:Heathens by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      However, you are certainly out of line to claim that Piltdown was not an out and out fraud - Hesperopithecus is debatable.

      Read my post again: notice the "unlike"? You want to apologize, again?

      Being mistaken does not make someone a liar

      I think I'm well advised to doubt your sincerity, considering that your OP made you out to be some sort of disgruntled expert on this subject, despite the fact that the things you've said have often been verbatim recitations of standard creationist literature.
      But if it was an honest mistake, I retract that statement insofar as it pertains to you. I'm even sorry that you got taken in. The fact remains that the NM is almost always described as a fabrication or a fraud by creationists, even insinuating that the entire scientific community fabracated it to fool the public, and that IS dishonest, whether it's your fault or not.

      As best as I understand Neo-Darwinism (a la Dawkins) it appears to posit some kind of weird force, the mechanisms of which are so unclear as to be invisible, that somehow makes formation of more complex life forms more probable.

      Please, by all means send this discovery to Dawkins: I'm sure he will be quite exicted to discover a "weird force" at work. It will certainly surprise him to find that he's argued that more complex forms are simply "more probable" as opposed to describing mechanisms by which they develop. So I can't imagine where you've gotten this idea, except perhaps from some of Gould's more loony critiques, or perhaps an intelligent design theorist. But if you can't even bother to fairly represent people's arguements, why should I consider you honest? How is this sort of sloppy straw man slander consistent with honest approach to the subject?
      And, of course, this entire response is non-sequitur. It doesn't fix the fact that you seem to think that natural selection is "purely random," and so far I haven't present an evolutionary "arguement" for you to refute with neo-darwinism or anything else.

      First, this is a substantial departure from Darwinian Natural Selection, and second I wonder when you 19th century naturalistic types give up and just say "God" again?

      I'm not a "naturalist." Are you channeling Johnson now?
      "God" is not a default hypothesis. There is no default hypothesis. There is, however, a pretty solid line of explanation for life on earth based on so far observable laws. If you wish to fill any ignorance with "God did it," that's your bussiness, and there's certainly nothing wrong with that (indeed, most evolutionary scientists do so). But it's certainly not necessary in theory, and it certainly doesn't really explain anything.

    49. Re:Heathens by Fished · · Score: 1
      Frankly, I don't know why I bothered to say anything here, since these conversations never get anywhere. Look: just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them a liar. And I never presented myself as an expert - I'm just a guy who reads a fair amount.

      Now, please explain to me - if evolution (or rather Darwinian natural selection) is not "purely random", then what is it? Do you seriously think that the postulated feedback loop (i.e. good mutations survive) brings enough order to the system to make it less than purely random? Would it not make more sense to suppose that there is some consideration directing mutations in profitable directions - i.e. God?

      On another topic - you spend a lot of time railing against creationists. However, the pro-evolution types are just as bad. I have heard Dawkins, on NPR's Connection, claim that no theologian is supernaturalist. Considering that I know quite a few theologians, almost all of which believe more or less in a number of supernatural events, I have to wonder whether Dawkins is deluded or just lying? Gould made similar gaffs on many occasions, but I'll let him lie.

      --
      "He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. " -- John Calvin, commenting on Genesis 1
    50. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize that you were giving a fairly neutral argument here, but...

      Two problems:
      1. Evolution does not necessarily require the "death" of an unfit species. Commonly said species will, through evolutionary processes, become fit over many generations.

      2. Evolution does not require m/billions of years. It just requires many generations. This is why bacteria can be so quickly bred to eat new materials, etc.; a bacterial generation is only minutes long.

    51. Re:Heathens by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      Death did not occur until *after* the fall of Adam and Eve.

      This is assuming we're talking about physical death. A good point could be made that:
      1) God told Adam that on the day he ate of the fruit of the tree of knowledge, he would die
      2) Adam and Eve ate, and did not (physically) die
      3) Jesus was promised to defeat death by his own death and resurrection
      4) Jesus has completed this work (he said "it is finished" upon the Cross) and yet, physical death still occurs
      5) Therefore, the "death" brought about by Adam's sin must mean not physical death, but a severing of the perfect relationship with God that we would have without sin. Jesus's sacrifice has enabled us to escape this "death" but not the physical one. Of course, since our souls are immortal anyway, the physical death is of no concern.

      If physical death is not of any importance in the biblical story, then there is no theological reason for us to believe animals (even proto-humans) didn't die before the Garden of Eden incident. Besides, if God's plan didn't include death, how were the animals going to eat (even if they were all herbivores, plants would have to die), and what would happen when the earth filled up with immortal animals being fruitful and multiplying?

      The universe was created in six days.
      According to Genesis 1, which is almost a carbon copy of other creation stories which predate the Jewish faith. Surely you didn't fail to notice the entirely different literary style and the lack of continuity between chapters 1 and 2? Anyway, the entirety of chapter 1 can be taken as a metaphorical description of creation without having the slightest impact on your faith. The important fact is that God is primarily responsible for our existence, how and when he did it and how long it took should be irrelevant.

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    52. Re:Heathens by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      Look: just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them a liar.

      I didn't say that you were a liar because you disagreed with me: I said you were a liar because you said several demonstrably false things (including several about me and what I said). Perhaps this was, after all, unintentional on your part, in which case, I said, I apologize for the accusation.

      Now, please explain to me - if evolution (or rather Darwinian natural selection) is not "purely random", then what is it?

      You know, it's not my job to explain this to you. It's explained countless times all over the place. Your account of what "evolution" and "natural selection" are, is simply fanciful. How can you possibly judge the applicability of evolutionary theory, and the honesty of defenders of evolutionary theory, if you have a parody vision of what evolution is (and, I have to say, a vision that, despite your protestations, is easily identifiable as a creationist account).
      Mutation is simply ONE factor that builds up variation in a population. But mutation, even "good" mutation, is not how evolution or natural selection works. If all evolution was was the hope that good mutations would arise occasionally to adapt a species, then evolution would be highly implausible. But that's not it at all. In fact, population genetics studies have shown that, far from natural selection being limited by the rate of mutation, in practice natural selection actually serves to slow the rate of mutation down.
      Natural selection, first of all, works on interbreeding populations, not individuals (the advances of singular mutants wouldn't last very long in any given pool). Environmental conditions select ranges from a diverse population, and the next generation is then also diverse, but representively slanted in a particular direction of variation. That's how adpation generally works. It's not a process of simply waiting around for a mutation to break a logjam in development. It's not a process that waits for the right roll of the dice.

      However, the pro-evolution types are just as bad.

      Nonsense. Certianly, there are impatient and insulting people out there who shill for evolution, and some are unecessarily insulting to people's religious beliefs. But nowhere in scientific circles do you find toleration for lying, and resucitating even disproven lies. Nowhere do you find people like Hovind of course. But you also wont find people like Robert Johnson or like Dembski, who wildly misrepresent the positions of others, make wide use of rhetorical and logical fallacy and simply lie about the evidence to cast doubt on the applicability of evolutionary theory. Even Behe, who's arguement is baseless (and already raised and refuted nearly a hundred years ago) but at least fairly honest, makes huge factual misteps that he refuses to correct (like his claim that there is no literature on molecular evolution, when indeed there is lots).

      I have heard Dawkins, on NPR's Connection, claim that no theologian is supernaturalist. Considering that I know quite a few theologians, almost all of which believe more or less in a number of supernatural events, I have to wonder whether Dawkins is deluded or just lying?

      Knowing a little bit about how you think, I have to wonder: do you have any idea what Dawkins was saying? I certainly have no idea exactly what he's talking about from that short (mis?)quote. I certainly very much doubt that he was saying that no theologian _believes_ in the supernatural, since that's not even something he thinks in the first place. But regardless, what does this have to do with Dawkin's account of evolution? How does it demonstrate that he is positing a "weird force" that is "invisible" to explain the building power of the evolutionary process?

      I suggest you try the "The Tower of Babel" and then, perhaps "Darwin's Dangerous Idea."

    53. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the usual literacy of a typical creationist reply, this is too well-written to be anything other than a troll!

    54. Re:Heathens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Haven't you ever wondered -- no matter which
      > side you're on, or if you're on a side at all -
      > - about the meta-question, of why people
      > bother engaging in these arguments?

      Yep. Because we tried running the world on theology and all it got us was a lot of human misery and dead philosophers like Giordano Brunos.

    55. Re:Heathens by KC7GR · · Score: 2

      Geez, guy, take a chill-pill. The answer is even simpler than you thought.

      God CREATED the process of Evolution, along with the rest of the MULTIverse.

      Criminys, some people...

      --

      Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

      Blue Feather Technologies

  17. Horribly Offtopic by rosewood · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Feel free to give me a -1 whiping but Im kinda desperate

    I really need to "borrow" shell access from someone so I can ssh into a box (that I cant get to due to a weird IPSec bug) and reboot it

    If you can let me have a shell and run ssh real quick, please oh please let me know

    See journal post about how to contact me

    1. Re:Horribly Offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ssh to www.whitehouse.gov

      u: gwbush
      p: 0il4dubya

  18. Wasn't there a program somewhat like this...? by DaRiachu · · Score: 1

    It was created by someone and it allowed you to watch the progress of a little robot-thingy, and it would create different versions of itself and continue allowing itself to be able to walk, move, sense stuff, you know... Anybody know where that was?

    1. Re:Wasn't there a program somewhat like this...? by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is called GOLEM and is found at http://golem03.cs-i.brandeis.edu/. It's not a bad little program and fun to watch as a screensaver (personally more fun than the SETI@Home fast Fourier transforms flying by).

      --
      Mordor...a magical, mythical land where women are more rare than dragons--but where every man would rather find a dragon
  19. Re:Methane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I belive dragons are supposed to be fire-breathing, not fire-farting.

  20. Genetic Defects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So where are the genetic defects? It looks like this simulation already has working cell functions built in. In real cells, approximately 99.99999999999 percent of all genetic mutations are harmful to the organism. If this simulation really studied cell changes, most would be defective or die after the first split.

  21. DNA Mapping by metlin · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd written an essay on something similar to this, of using DNA Mapping long ago when I'd just started doing AI. You can find the essay here.

    Ofcourse, once you start working on it, you just realise how damn tough it is, and although it sounds easy on paper, it's just not that simple. Simulated environments are just too complex.

    And it's also interesting that David Zindell has written some interesting stuff on this in his series Requiem for Homo Sapiens, on simulated /virtual humans/ and so on.

  22. The day is not far by tamizhan · · Score: 1

    The day is not far when bots will replace the slashdot editors .. A simple program will do .. : bash microsoft once a day. : praise linux thrice a day. : arrange fights frequently between kde and gnome,mozilla and IE,mysql and postgres ...blah.. : put the latest linux.2.5.1.0.1.0 release on the front page and wait for the trolls about how this is news. blah blah ... and just imagine no more spelling/grammatical mistakes ! ( no, this is not a troll :) )

    --


    me
    1. Re:The day is not far by jx100 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You forgot Jon Katz.

      Or maybe you didn't....

    2. Re:The day is not far by Scaba · · Score: 2, Troll
      The day is not far when bots will replace the slashdot editors

      The same could be said of slashdot editor bashers...

    3. Re:The day is not far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or slashdot editor basher bashers...

    4. Re:The day is not far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'no more spelling/grammatical mistakes'
      spelling and grammatical mistakes? give a post/story a certain chareter;
      you are obviosly a troll becuse you frogot to mention force feeding prople apples like stuffed pigs.

  23. DNA Sequence for a Dragon by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

    How long until we can work out what the DNA sequence for a Dragon should be I wonder?

    If you consider that we already have what is by far the world's largest Beowulf Cluster (tm) working on this problem -- every living organism in the world -- perhaps not so long.

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    I pledge allegiance to the flag...
    of the Corporate States of America...
  24. Playing God by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    Do we really want to know where we're heading down the evolutionary highway?

    --
    Your hair look like poop, Bob! - Wanker.
    1. Re:Playing God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah

  25. hi there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the faq and it doesn't answer my question:

    What's a manchode?

  26. Life Imitating Star Trek by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember that one voyager where they did the opposite of this, they ran into this nomadic saurian species and they took their dna and went to the holodeck and de-evolved them and they ended up being the decendants of earth hadrosaurs.

    --
    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    1. Re:Life Imitating Star Trek by Niksie3 · · Score: 0

      the way i remember it was that they wheren't nomatic, they believed that they had a "birthright" to their planet... and that them comming from another planet disporved that birthright... freaky creatures... /me is sick that he knows this

      --
      Sig you!
  27. Looking back and laughing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evolution is so full of holes and requires such blind faith to beleive...

    I don't know the answers to life and all that, but I do know that evolution is a joke.

    In a hundred years, people will be laughing when they hear the crazy shit that many of us beleive now. It just doesn't stand up to scrutiny, sorry.

  28. T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE GOATSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
    Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
    The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
    In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;

    The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
    While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
    And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
    Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
    When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
    Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
    Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.

    The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
    Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
    When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!

    With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
    I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
    And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    "Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
    On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
    To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
    Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"

    As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
    When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
    So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
    With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
    The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
    As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
    Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.

    He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
    And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
    A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
    And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.

    His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
    His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
    His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
    And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;

    The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
    And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
    He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
    He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.

    He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
    And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
    Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
    And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
    He layed a big log right under my nose,
    And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;

    He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
    And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
    But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
    "HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
    1. Re:T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE GOATSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
      Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
      The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
      In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;....


      I think we should cancel *all* evolution, real and simulated, to prevent more of these kind of things.

      Billions of years of evolution, and the end result is Goatse Xmas poems? I think I am going to switch my vote to a diety of some sort. (Please, not the God of Goatse either.)

  29. Possibly - but pretty hard to prove it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Simulation Argument

    Are You Living In a Computer Simulation?
    Nick Bostrom (2002)
    Forthcoming in Philosophical Quarterly.

    ABSTRACT. This paper argues that at least one of the following propositions is true: (1) the human species is very likely to go extinct before reaching a "posthuman" stage; (2) any posthuman civilization is extremely unlikely to run a significant number of simulations of their evolutionary history (or variations thereof); (3) we are almost certainly living in a computer simulation. It follows that the belief that there is a significant chance that we will one day become posthumans who run ancestor-simulations is false, unless we are currently living in a simulation. A number of other consequences of this result are also discussed.

  30. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's some funny shit.

    go ahead, mod this down.

  31. SUCK MY PUSSY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  32. Msg from B-34024 by ciurana · · Score: 2

    A-38847, First cutaway 4-14-2002

    What jump number? Inquiring minds want to know. Also, what's your DZ?

    Blue skies!

    E
    B-34024, First cutaway 1.April.1995, jump #30

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    1. Re:Msg from B-34024 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jump #35. I jump at a small DZ in OK.

  33. The sheer Arrogance of slashdot posters by siewsk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The sheer arrogance of the slashdot poster is unbelievable. Just listen to this:

    This story at New Scientist describes how, using cell simulation in computers, evolution can be simulated. How long until we can work out what the DNA sequence for a Dragon should be I wonder?

    Come on! The simulation is about as closer to reality as the economist assumptions of the rational consumers. You don't know how many corners they can cut in their simulation. It's just a simulation and it is as good as the assumptions made by the people who created the simulation. Real life is messy and difficult to predict. It will be hundreds of years before they get the simulation even close to the true working of a real cell.

    1. Re:The sheer Arrogance of slashdot posters by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      If they can make something that will push boxes so humans don't have to, that'll work.

    2. Re:The sheer Arrogance of slashdot posters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real cells are not as messy as human beings ;-)

    3. Re:The sheer Arrogance of slashdot posters by kubrick · · Score: 2

      The simulation is about as closer to reality as the economist assumptions of the rational consumers.

      In other words, good enough for a Nobel Prize.

      Oh wait, that's why nobody takes the Nobel Prizes seriously -- because they give them to economists as well. :)

      But seriously folks... read Greg Egan's 'Permutation City' if you want to explore these sorts of ideas. I don't think this story is particularly groundbreaking news.

      --
      deus does not exist but if he does
    4. Re:The sheer Arrogance of slashdot posters by Deimosuva · · Score: 1

      He was making a joke, genius.

    5. Re:The sheer Arrogance of slashdot posters by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      > > The sheer arrogance of the slashdot poster is
      > > unbelievable. Just listen to this:

      Warning phrase #18 identified. Engaging.

      > This story at New Scientist describes how, using
      > cell simulation in computers, evolution can be
      > simulated. How long until we can work out what
      > the DNA sequence for a Dragon should be I
      > wonder?

      Here's a hint, Brainiac-5. Mythical creatures don't have DNA sequences. He could just as well have asked how long it would be until we'd worked out the DNA sequence for a city bus, Santa Claus, or an alien, but those would have made the joke significantly less funny.

      And notably, the sheer arrogance of the slashdot poster (because obviously there's only one) is in fact quite believable, because unlike the dragon, there is quite a bit of recorded evidence of the slashdot poster. I believe in him/her and his/her arrogance. As well, I should annote, as yours. For that matter, as well as my own. Oh, and Tim's, from down the street.

      Also, "sheer arrogance" itself is rather an arrogant thing to say. Ah, as is noting the arrogance of the phrase "sheer arrogance". So, while I'm pointing out your hypocrisy, I feel it important to display that I in fact revel in my arrogance, and therefore such accusations levelled at me will simply make my day. :)

      You remind me of that guy who balked at the "moon is a ridiculous liberal myth" rape-post from the other day. Sit down and shut up until you grow a funny bone, or any other skeletal representation of humor.

      --
      StoneCypher is Full of BS
  34. Just Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please just die I hate you so.

  35. even better. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
    Even better, how long will it take to make a virtual geek woman?

    I want the specifications so I can sell them on slashdot for 50 mod points a pop.

    --
    /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
  36. Re:Methane by incog8723 · · Score: 1

    I belive dragons are supposed to be fire-breathing, not fire-farting.

    Pretty funny. An extremely dry gizzard could produce static electricity. Enough to ignite methane, especially if there was a mixture of oxygen and methane, which could happen due to a large number of anatomical oddities. Not only that, but methane can be ignited chemically; it doesn't have to be electrically.

  37. Where's my cluebat, I wonder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long before we realize that the bit in italics and quotes was not written by the fucking editors, I wonder?

  38. Re:Jackass by LobsterMagnet · · Score: 1
    "Besides, how can you can believe in evolution when it violates basic laws of the universe? There are so many arguments against evolution that it's ridiculous."

    Yeah I agree, id much rather beleive in a "god" that was invented from suffering and came to rule by suffering. Think about it, before the fall of the roman empire, christianity had a very small foothold. When it fell, people didnt have a perfect life anymore, in face, their lives sucked. The most common tombstone enscription was "i was not, i was, i am not, i have no more desires". Out of this "hell" people decided to believe in an afterlife because their real lives were so terrible. This is when all of these rediculous laws came up: you must go to church on sundays, the whole system of power that came out of the ability to rule people's lives, all you need to do to get into heaven is repent your sins to one of these officials that "god" never appointed.

    If you can agree with this more than you can agree with the logical system of evolution, where accidental mutations can advance the species or just disappear, then by all means do it. I hope you get into your "heaven" and i hope everything works out for you. But i think you should remember that your buying into a religion that (like all religions) bases itself in anguish and fear.

    You may read this and say "what a jackass, he just had to go on and ramble about a whole bunch untrue, unglody crap(and i hope you throw in, 'what a fag' or something really clever)" You should remember that you brought this subject up, and its one that shouldnt have been discussed at all, considering that the subject had nothing to do with the validity of evolution. In fact, if you would have payed just a little more attention before preaching to everybody, you would have realized (maybe) that the whole point of the experiment was to test the theory of evolution, and if proved wrong, you just might have more "proof" that you god exists.

    So next time, dont bring your religious beliefs into a discussion of science, that neither denounces (no matter what my personal opinions are), or eulogizes religion.

    And please dont mod me down for this ramble, the comment that provoked this response actually got modded up, so dont be completely biased, id rather hear a response than an attack on my karma.

    --
    I will not be trained.
  39. Speed Racer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here he comes
    Here comes Speed Racer
    He's a demon on wheels
    He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.

    He's gainin' on you so you better look alive.
    He's busy revvin' up a powerful Mach 5.

    And when the odds are against him
    And there's dangerous work to do
    You bet your life Speed Racer
    Will see it through.

    Go Speed Racer
    Go Speed Racer
    Go Speed Racer, Go!

    He's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the track
    He's jammin' down the pedal like he's never comin' back
    Adventure's waitin' just ahead.

    Go Speed Racer
    Go Speed Racer
    Go Speed Racer, Go!

  40. Evolution simulation? Hardly. by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 2
    First to answer the question in the post about dragons: This simulation is not going to lead to that without some sort of random addition of mutation to the system (which isn't described in the article). The "cell types" that are used by the program to create the "genomes" are only what we understand on a very low resolution level. We don't have any equal representation for "fire-breath" and we certainly wouldn't have any clue what the high-resolution DNA sequence/genetic expression profile for that cell-type would be even if it were included in the simulation as described.

    This simulation is on par (maybe a *little* more in-depth than) the GOLEM project that's been running out of Brandeis for quite a while now (you can download your own evolution simulation). Basic blocks which when recombined with each other "develop" into more complex things that can be rated on their ability to function in a certain role and be recombined to hopefully produce something even more efficient.

    More impressive forced-evolution science is the DNA shuffling work of labs and companies like Maxygen. This is truly evolution in a tube and deals directly with the genetic sequence as opposed to higher-level vague cell-type simulations.

    But the great thing about science is that there's room enough in it for pretty much any research.

    --
    Mordor...a magical, mythical land where women are more rare than dragons--but where every man would rather find a dragon
  41. Indeed by tamizhan · · Score: 1

    well said.

    Indeed such is the nature of human beings that we tend to repeat ourselves although we will be the last ones to admit it.

    Every one one of us has mannerisms, pet peeves, a certain set of biased opinions etc etc that we could *perhaps* be replaced by a bot one day and no one will be wiser.

    --


    me
  42. I want to reach up and touch the sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Practically every one of the top forty records being played on every radio station in the United States is a communication to the children to take a trip, to cop out, to groove. The psychedelic jackets on the record albums have their own hidden symbols and messages as well as all the lyrics of all the top rock songs, and they all sing the same refrain: It's fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins.

  43. Could we use this to better estimate.... by mraymer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...the chances of life evolving on non-Earth like planets? For example, could someone run a simulation to see if organisms could thrive on a planet all Earth life forms would perish on?

    I've always been interested in this, because if this is possible, it would seriously increase the chances of life being elsewhere, since the odds of an "Earth-like" planet are supposedly not that great.

    --

    "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

    1. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      Probably not, because nobody (but the Creatonists, of course ;-) knows how life got to be on this planet, let alone one which is totaly different to earth. Remember, all these simulations start with sustainable life existing; also most (if not all) don't cover macro-evolution.

      --

      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    2. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by young-earth · · Score: 1

      Simple probability calculations give you an idea of how likely it is to have life arise. Since a basic tenet of science is to exclude non-naturalistic phenomena, for this discussion any divine intervention is excluded.

      As most of you know, proteins are formed in all living creatures by sequences of 20 amino acids. 19 of the 20 are "chiral", meaning they have a handedness to them. As an illustration, take a left and right glove. If they're vaguely anatomically correct, you can't superimpose one on the other without inverting one (they overlap if placed palm to palm, but not if placed in the proper orientation on top of each other). Many molecules are like this, they are chemically identical but not optically identical. The optical nature comes because the L arrangement (or stereoisomer or enantiomer) bends light one way, and the R bends light another way for any given molecule. Further data here.

      In all living creatures, plants, etc. proteins are formed from exclusively L forms of amino acids (again Glycine is non-chiral, it's so simple it has no handedness). Yet in natural circumstances outside already living things, there is no preference for L or R; lab experiments produce racemic (optically inactive, or equal amounts of L and R stereoisomers). So in a pre-biotic collection of chemicals, there is absolutely no reason to assume any preponderance of one chirality.

      Modern science has stated that fossilized bacteria are found in rocks 3.5x10^9 years old. Since nothing simpler has been found, it is assumed that bacteria arose first. The simplest bacteria known has over 300 different proteins in it, with an average length of 450 amino acids each. The average amount of glycine in proteins is 7.5%, so there are typically 416 chiral amino acids in a bacterial protein.

      Now we can calculate the probability of one protein arising with just the proper chirality. This of course completely ignores the much more complex sequence issue (which must be precise or folding and activation cannot occur). Since a growing peptide chain in an aqueous solution actually tends to dissociate, not to grow, we will also ignore the thermodynamics of chain growth - otherwise the spontaneous polymerization of amino acids into proteins would be excluded completely.

      So to get a series of 416 properly chiral amino acids (and ignoring the glycines), the odds are one in 2^416 of getting them all properly aligned. That's one in over 10^125. Wow, that's big... the known universe is 10^28 inches across. The universe is assumed to be 10^18 seconds old. The visible universe is figured to have 10^62 to 10^80 atoms; so using the high bound number you could form one protein a second per atom in the universe for the life of the universe, and still have only one in 10^27 odds that you'd get one protein somewhere with the right chirality.

      So what are the odds of life arising from non-life via protein assembly by purely random means? Essentially zero, on earth or any planet. There are those who say "but life is here so it's 1.0 on earth". Yes the odds are 1.0 on earth, but those odds include ALL possible methods of life arising; so to use the result as the conclusion you have to be willing to consider other models (including non-naturalistic) or you're not being honest, since the random arising model can easily be seen to be impossible.

    3. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by Joel+Ironstone · · Score: 2

      I was going to post a long and well argued reply, but instead I think this will suffice:

      So to get a series of 416 properly chiral amino acids

      I think 416 is the area code of toronto, canada.

    4. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by oogoody · · Score: 1

      And what is the probablity of a god arising?

    5. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by Debillitatus · · Score: 2
      What's also an interesting question to consider (not that this is at all close to it yet) us what is the chances of life evolving on earth, or on earth-like planets?

      For example, it may be true that the odds of life developing on earth are 1 in a billion, and it just happened to happen. OTOH, it could be close to 1. Knowing these probabilities could help us estimate the possibilities of there being other life in the universe. All we can say now is that the probability is more than 0, but who knows how much more?

      --

      Come on, give it up, that's

    6. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by fluffy666 · · Score: 1
    7. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by young-earth · · Score: 1

      That's the sort of sloppy pseudo-science I meant... Consider this: until there are quite accurate reproduction mechanisms in place, natural selection is not possible. Natural selection can only be effective when the entity being selected is going to be able to pass on its advantage to the next generation. If each instance of reproduction is not primarily faithful to the parent, then the qualities of the parent are no longer determining the child's success in survival; without that connection natural selection is not yet in the picture.

      And the link you gave to talkorigins is making assumptions like crazy that protobiont protein bubbles are subject to natural selection. They have no accurate selection mechanism, so that is an incorrect basis upon which to build their theory. Without the foundational point being possible, the rest is not worth discussing (although it too has many holes).

      Also their assertion about polymerization of proteins is in fact something I did address; I commented that aqueous solutions have a strong equilibrium gradient against the formation of polypeptides from individual amino acids, as the process of chain building includes the expulsion of one water molecule per reaction. And of course I also ignored the fact that many of the side chain functional groups are far more reactive than the ends of the amino acids; so in any environment, aqueous or not, the chain would be impossible to form without some intervention (enzymatic, e.g.) which prevented the more reactive side chains from ending the protein chain right there.

      In that way they're right - the laws of chemistry and physics govern in a nonrandom fashion, and those laws make it impossible before you even start.

    8. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      I merely gave you the link to show how your probability calculations were way out.

      The spontaneous formation of all proteins for life did not happen, and no one apart from creationists ever suggests that this is what happened.

      Abiogenesis reasearch is ongoing. Here's one example:

      http://www.gla.ac.uk/projects/originoflife/html/ 20 01/menu.htm

    9. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by young-earth · · Score: 1

      That site you just gave has a very typical abiogenesis hand-waving exercise. The abstract uses phrases like "Volcanoes evolve" and "The fluids are frustrated". Fluids do not have emotions, and volcanoes are relatively straightforward geophysical phenomena; putting human feelings onto them is not a measure of scientific writing, is it.

      But even more telling is that chirality is not addressed, just ignored in the sections talking about protein formation. And if you re-read my original post, you'll see that's the portion of probability I was talking about. I did not address the topic that talkorigins speciously attacks, I was talking about the simple odds of a non-directed process achieving uniform chirality in a single molecule. The talkorigins page does not address chirality (aka stereochemistry) at all.

      And your assertion that "no one apart from creationists ever suggests that this is what happened" is not entirely accurate - check many current intro bio textbooks; they'll tell you that from a prebiotic soup (after citing Miller-Urey) we all evolved. Miller-Urey is an amazing sham, did you want to talk about that next?

    10. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      Comments like 'Volcanoes evolve' and 'The fluids are flustrated' actually have a scientific meaning... it's hardly my fault you don't know that.

      With regards to chirality, this is only an issue if the spontaneous formation of proteins is required by the model (organic synthesis will select for chirality by default). As the prior formation of proteins is not suggested in any current model that I am aware of, it is a non-issue.

      As I've told you before, 'current intro bio textbooks' are not at the forefront of research, and should not be used as if they were.

      All Miller-Urey showed was that simple precursors to life can form under suitable conditions. I'd prefer to discuss the link I gave you, but I doubt you'll put the work in to try and understand it.

    11. Re:Could we use this to better estimate.... by young-earth · · Score: 1

      My point about "fluids are frustrated" is that it is not necessary to use emotional terms to describe inanimate or nonsentient entities. "The fluids were prevented" or "the fluids are blocked" would just as colloquially make the point without escalating to engaging in fluid dynamics terminology.

      Your assertion that "organic synthesis will select for chirality by default" is in direct opposition to all organic chemistry research I'm aware of. Racemic, not unichiral, results happen outside living organisms. In making such a radical statement, it would be appropriate to give citations or to publish in J.Org.Chem. if you've managed to synthesize, from nonchiral constituents, a purely unichiral product.

      The current bio textbooks still have Haeckel in them; he's been known as a fraud for well over a hundred years; what's the standard for a time frame to clean that up?

      Miller-Urey was so artificial. It assumed a non-oxygen atmosphere; yet without oxygen the NH3 would be rapidly dissociated by the strong UV which was not blocked by O3 (ozone). There are many other problems with it as well, as has again been thoroughly documented for decades. How many decades do you suggest waiting for intro bio textbooks to catch up? How many decades of teaching bad science?

  44. a haiku by Anonymous+Cowrad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    saturday night post
    i feel like such a loser
    i never get laid

    --

    --
    pants ahoy
  45. GOATS.CX WARNING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    acutally its worse, avoid it please

  46. this is fucking hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm pissing my pants here
    please, and i never ask you for anything again, mod the parent up!!

  47. hmmm... by i_have_no_name · · Score: 0

    can somebody say "exaggeratteddd"?

  48. GIGO by Ben+Jackson · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Simulated environments are just too complex.
    And genetic algorithms, knowing nothing of your problem domain, tend to find solutions that capitalize on facets of your environment that you hadn't even considered. Two examples from my experience:

    I had a population of simulated organisms competing in a shared 2d grid for food, which appeared in a pile at a random location when the old food was depleted. While the organism had basic looking/moving operations to rely on, invariably some would discover that with enough organisms, the food moves enough that you can survive by just looking around until the food is in your line of sight, and then jumping on it. My arbitrary decision to place the food randomly formed the basis for an *entire species* of organisms (which didn't fare too well when some got smarter).

    These same organisms used a stack to do their thinking. Looking and eating produced values, which could be used for simple branching. Out of sheer laziness, I designed the stack to allow infinite pops off an empty stack which would return false, and infinite pushes on a full stack which would discard the values. One memorable run produced a dominant species which relied on this stack behavior to implement COUNTING! It intentionally (well, purposefully) left crud on the stack in a main loop, relying on the filled-stack behavior to detect a certain number of iterations. The stacksize and the arena size happened to be comparable, and this is how it determined when to turn.

    1. Re:GIGO by foxcub · · Score: 1

      Are there any links, publications related to this research, or any place to get and look at your code?

    2. Re:GIGO by wormbin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had a similar experience to this.

      I had a friend who believed in numerology: specifically that showing that if some numbers could be converted to other numbers via simple equations then that proved that these numbers had some kind of divine association and thus revealed something about the universe. I thought this was incorrect (kind words) and decided to write a program that would take any set of input numbers, a set of operators, plus a desired output number and then use a genetic algorithm to find the smallest equation to link the two. The individuals in the population were equations and they would behave similar to a biological population in that they would sexually reproduce, mutate, inferior equations are pruned, etc.

      The program could go through 1000 generations rather quickly and produced very small equations. I never found numbers that couldn't be related by a very small equation.

      One time the best equation looked something like the following (I forget the exact equation so this is just a non-real example):

      666*666*666+666*666+666=7

      The equation was obviously incorrect so I had no idea why it was chosen as the best equation. I then ran it through my evaluation function and it actually worked! It took a bit of head scratching but it turned out that my evaluation function was ignoring overflow and underflow in operations thus large values would eventually become negative. The genetic algorithm took advantage of this fact and produced equations that cleverly used overflow and underflow!

      I thought this was pretty cool but it also felt a little creepy.

    3. Re:GIGO by metlin · · Score: 2

      Well, yes and no.

      I do have some white papers and notes that I'd prepared on this, but nothing very comprehensive. I had in fact written to organizations asking for DNA mappings of simple organisms so that I could work on them, but I did not have much of a response.

      Besides, I realised that I would need a biologist to help me translate the mappings into understandable code. Since I did not receieve much of help, I just left it.

      I did try doing something in Perl by creating predator-prey relations with simple environmental criteria hoping to mimic amoeba using little knowledge that I had, but dropped the project after it got too complex, and I realised that I needed more "professional" help from biologists.

      I would still love to work on this area, if somebody could get me DNA mappings of simple (single celled) organisms with translations.

    4. Re:GIGO by metlin · · Score: 2

      Very true.

      More often than not, blind simulations could lead you just about anywhere, and end up giving you results that you may already be aware of, or are of little significance.

      And implementing criteria to help your purpose tends to get overly complex. Although some kind of "intelligence" of the kind your described in your second example is nice, it gets in the way of your actual research. Patterns in randomness is in itself a weakness, and you cannot afford absolute randomness as your organisms would otherwise just cease to exist.

      Interesting paradoxes, indeed.

  49. Genetics experiment run amok, scenerio #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Overheard in the JIFGR:

    Hirio, where is test tube number 23!?

    I do not know, maaaster.

    3 years later a stampede of 500 foot tall scaled, large breasted, virus spewing, mouthless, creatures stampede through Tokyo, smashing buildings with their hooves.

  50. Chickens and Eggs ... Re:Heathens by kris_lang · · Score: 3, Informative

    I highly suspect that it is a troll too, but misguided trolls exist who just don't believe or understand or don't want to understand.

    The third component that you passed on is also known as the interlocking component conundrum, or the chicken-and-egg problem ('which came first...'), or the idea that when you have a complex system composed of multiple interdependent parts (e.g. the coagulation cascade of clotting factors in the blood, the DNA -> RNA -> protein -> multiple protein activities and A,T,C,G creating enzymes -> nuclear bases -> DNA system, etc.) then there must have been NO reason for the individual elements to have evolved on their own because they serve no purpose without their interdependent parts.

    This anti evolution argument has been expounded most strongly by Michael Behe, a chemist or biochemist, in his book Darwin's Black Box. The strongest counterargument is that proteins and other molecules do not simply play a single role. A protein that is known as Coagulation Factor X does not simply play a role in coagulating. It may also have other activites. And these other activities may have been selected for after they had arisen out of random mutation. Philip Johnson, a lawyer, is another anti-evolution creationist who has also published a few books on this topic. Rather than list any specific book that argues against Behe or Johnson, I recommend looking at general biology and biochemistry books.

    Evolution may be called a theory, but it is a well accepted theory that is buttressed by a strong scientific and evidentiary basis. Creationism is not.

    1. Re:Chickens and Eggs ... Re:Heathens by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      And these other activities may have been selected for after they had arisen out of random mutation

      Also keep in mind that one of the most important factors in evolution is DNA exchange. Without the tremendous advantages this produces, the high individual costs and low odds of sexual reproduction would have prevented the evolution of sexual reproduction.

      Not also that bacteria engage in DNA exchange... this is one way that antibiotic resistance spreads. They have both a formal sort of DNA exchange... conjugating and exchanging DNA... and informal means (often used also in genetic engineering) of picking up DNA fragments, especially plasmids, from their environment.

      (sigh... and now come the responses... okay... yes... the "cost and odds of sex" rule applies most to males of the geek species)

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      The only good weather is bad weather.

    2. Re:Chickens and Eggs ... Re:Heathens by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Since humans can make use of Lamarckian (sp?) evolution (due to written language), geeks can propogate more important things than genes. Geeks can reproduce by implanting geeky ideas in the children of the cool kids.

  51. Another bit of evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wouldn't future computers have precision limitations that would cause artifacts in the simulated world? Relativity and the passage of time, randomness of subatomic particles.

    Also, the authors of the universe would have to cheat from time to time to deal with the limitations of whatever hardware they're using. Not wanting to simulate an entire universe, they just crudely simulate distant worlds as point sources of information and place them far enough so the approximation will never be realized.

    Also, adjustments would be made from time to time as the simulation evolved. After all, such a universe would be a product of curiousity and it would be difficult to not want to tweak certain things and see how the system is affected.

    But then you get into the murky business of whether or not the simulators are simulated. If simulation=reality, it becomes illogical to continue pondering the question.

  52. Re:Methane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but talk about bad breath!

    Seriously though, electric is fine. There's plenty of creatures (mostly sea dwelling) which can produce large voltages on demand, so fire breathing isn't toooo far-fetched.

  53. ahhhhhhhh by fredopalus · · Score: 0

    evolution came out of my nose

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  54. MODS WAKE UP! PARENT AN EXCELLENT CRITIQUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This post points out *exactly* what's wrong with the mindset of simulation research

    Phenomena are not comporable unless their orders of complexity are also equivalent. At least this.

    Mod it, please.

  55. Dragons? Sort of! by DjMd · · Score: 1

    "How long until we can work out what the DNA sequence for a Dragon should be I wonder?"

    Well the article says they are 'breeding' the most effective pusher... So it should be not long before Dragons are developed...

    I mean, how much more effective can it be to drag than push?
    Drag-on my virtual brothers!


    Does anyone read the actual articles anymore?

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  56. Living in a Simulation by reyalsnogard · · Score: 0

    For a sci-fi movie experience dealing w/ this exact topic, watch "the Thirteenth Floor" (1999).
    Not one of the greatest, but not bad, either.

  57. Virtual Humans? I don't think so. by Fished · · Score: 1
    I don't think virtual humans are too likely.

    I am the father of two one-year-old identical twins. Although they look exactly alike and share many gross, physical characteristics (size, athletic ability, etc.) in many respects they play very differently. Madeline is much more bookish, likes to site and "hang out", and is generally a thinker. Rebecca is an adventurer, likes to wrestle with her brother, jump on the bed, and dance to Jazz music. No, I'm not making any of this up or projecting it - others have observed the same trends.

    Even before they were born, these trends were observable. Rebecca would respond (in the womb) to high energy, big band music. Madeline would respond best to classical - she particurly liked Bach. I ran the experiment again and again - Swing and Rebecca would Kick, Bach and Madeline would kick. (Yes, you can tell which is which if you get an ultrasound.)

    Although my girls are genetically identical, they have been very different as long as we can determine, and these differences do not seem to be easily attributable to environmental factors (What is really so different about one side of a uterus from another? And, believe me, when you have twins there is not a lot of time for individual attention. Mostly, you are dealing with both of them in the same way at the same time.)

    The point is that, although genetics are obviously important, there seems to be more to a human being than just his genetic code and experiences. For lack of a better word, I will call that his "soul." This sounds like cool research, but based on my experiences I think that the most we will get is a smarter computer.

    I realize this is all anecdotal - I don't know any way you could make something this fuzzy reproducible - but anecdotal evidence is generally quite convincing to the one telling the anecdote :)

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  58. Uses for Artificially generated animals by hugesmile · · Score: 1
    This is interesting - out of HP labs comes artificially generated animals.

    Do you think HP is trying to build themselves a new CEO? "So far, none of the virtual creatures has grown the equivalent of a brain." Hmmm.. looks like Carly should be nervous!

  59. Re:Jackass by Fished · · Score: 1
    Yeah I agree, id much rather beleive in a "god" that was invented from suffering and came to rule by suffering. Think about it, before the fall of the roman empire, christianity had a very small foothold. When it fell, people didnt have a perfect life anymore, in face, their lives sucked. The most common tombstone enscription was "i was not, i was, i am not, i have no more desires". Out of this "hell" people decided to believe in an afterlife because their real lives were so terrible. This is when all of these rediculous laws came up: you must go to church on sundays, the whole system of power that came out of the ability to rule people's lives, all you need to do to get into heaven is repent your sins to one of these officials that "god" never appointed.
    Nonsense.

    Obviously, you know virtually nothing about history and even less about Christianity to say this.

    Claim 1: That Christianity didn't gain more than a small foothold until after the fall of the Roman empire. This is simply not true. In fact, Christianity seems to have been a force to reckon with as early as 115 in parts of the empire - witness the letter of Pliny the Younger (in Egypt) asking how to do deal with it. In fact, Starting in the early 300s, Christianity was THE official religion of the empire. However, the Western Empire didn't fall until (generally accepted date) 476CE and the Eastern Empire persisted in one form or another until almost 1500.

    Claim 2: That Christians invented their religion in response to suffering, to develop a fantasy afterlife with no suffering. Here, you display a severe lack of Knowledge of the New Testament. In fact, the early Christians were severely persecuted. We know that at least three of the major early leaders were executed by the authorities before 70 (Peter, Paul and James) and we know that the leaders were again and again imprisioned for their faith. We have numerous books that seem to be written by and for people undergoing serious persecution - e.g. Revelation. (Also, consider Matthew 24). And there are about a million side references in Paul to persevering through persecution. In fact, that seems to be one of the major recurring themes of the New Testament. It was not until the end of the third century that being a Christian was even LEGAL - it was largely illegal because worshiping "King Jesus" was seen, across the empire, as a threat to the imperial cult and to the emperor.

    Claim 3: that all these "rediculous" (sic) laws came up out of a desire to avoid hell. In fact, the specific "laws" you mention are specifically denied in the New Testament. For example:

    Therefore do not let anyone judge you by what you eat or drink, or with regard to a religious festival, a New Moon celebration or a Sabbath day.
    No responsible theologian would claim that you were required to go to church on Sundays, although most would say that it is a good idea.

    Look: You are trying to judge a religious faith - which is ultimately a set of propositions - by the actions of relatively few of its adherents. This is not fair - ultimately the propositions can stand or fall on their own. And the main proposition is the fact of Jesus' resurrection. I have found that, if you actually approach this issue with rigor, you are forced to the conclusion that Jesus did rise from the dead (the best efforts of certain "scholars" notwithstanding.) I was not raised in the church, I came to that conclusion as an adult. Why don't you stop focusing on peripheral issues and instead look at the core of the faith?

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    "He who would learn astronomy, and other recondite arts, let him go elsewhere. " -- John Calvin, commenting on Genesis 1
  60. where?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we do? who's "we"?

    Where is this cluster?

  61. It's called Genetic Programming by AffineTransform · · Score: 1

    Koza et al have been doing this for years via Genetic Programming (www.genetic-programming.com).

  62. Not to mention... by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    While still surviving in it ;) On a side note- How did everybody else go about developing spears and blades fo hunting and combat while the aboriginies came up with a revolving, self return airfoil as a weapon? Simulate that.

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    1. Re:Not to mention... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Since a large part of our language means beer in Austrailia. I'd imagine they'd design alot of wacky stuff.

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  63. This work was done a long time ago by AffineTransform · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dr. Dan Ashlock at Iowa State University has been evolving robots that push blocks around a 2-D world for some time now. Check out the BotWorld link on his research page for info. On a side note, I did a research project for one of his courses during Spring 2002, where I evolved robots for Robocode that were effective in destroying human-programmed robots.

  64. Nevertheless... by Lispy · · Score: 1

    what if we would some day simulate a single human/animal cell and force it to split. Wouldnt that lead to a full featured human being if we simulated the environment right. I wonder what it must be like to live inside a custommade simulation (if we arent already...;-) and what kind of ethical questions this would rise.

    I came across this topic lately when i was discussing with a friend who believes that there actually IS something like a soul. I tried to rule the soul out by giving the stated example. So, what do you think? Would a artificially created (simulated) human have some sort of soul, or human rights?
    And why does it always make me feel like standing in a hall of mirrors?

    cu,
    Lispy

  65. Paradigm Competition by Tablizer · · Score: 2


    Are Creationists going to build a God simulation in order to compete? :-)

  66. Re:Possibly - but pretty hard to prove it by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

    So It may infact, be possible to overclock the UNIVERSE!!!

    mmmmmm

  67. fire, melting swords, virgins - Re:Dragons by Fubari · · Score: 1
    Maybe not methane...

    Years ago I read an intriguing Omni article that talked about Dragons and hydrogen. This is the best reference online I could find...


    So long as we're here, we'll pass along the best theory we ever heard about the possibility of actual dragons, which, as we recall, was in an old copy of Omni magazine:

    Dragons were creatures with hugely overdeveloped stomachs. Since stomachs produce hydrochloric acid & this acid breaks down into hydrogen gas, this meant that dragons were essentially giant gas bags.

    Well, dragons couldn't just go & burp out excess gas the way we do - if the hydrogen ignited, they'd go up like the Hindenburg. So dragons ignited & burnt the gas as they vented it, in a controlled fashion, which was seen by terrified townsfolk as fire breathing.

    From this also came the myth that swords plunged into a dragon melted. It's the natural reaction of metal to concentrated hydrochloric acid. It's also the reason there's so few dragon remains: The acid in the stomach at death ate the flesh up, or perhaps at death the remaining gas ignited & burned it up. In any case, dragons would have had very light, fragile bones, very light bodies, very weakly developed muscles, so, minus the gas, there just wasn't a lot to a dragon. There are very few old bird remains for the same reason, & dragons must have been even more fragile.

    For these reasons also, their liking for bare, craggy cliffs. If it wasn't bare before he got there, he'd burn up everything around it, just burping normally. And since, aside from their breath (the worst cases of bad breath for all time), they had very few defenses, isolated places were important to them.

    Presumably a reptile, they would be sluggish in the morning & probably heavier than air as well, having lost some hydrogen overnight. So it's likely dragons would vent some of their remaining hydrogen to warm themselves the morning & get their systems going. This could also account for their prevalence in northern Europe, which is otherwise too cold for large reptiles.

    Wings would have helped circulate warmed air in those drafty caves, but otherwise would not have been large or powerful. They would not have been feathered. They would have been more like bat wings, even though bats are mammals. Dragon wings were used primarily for steering, not propulsion & were presumably adequate for a dragon's needs.

    As to a dragon's liking for young virgin females, I cannot say. Since so much of what dragons were reputed to be matches the giant stomach gas bag theory, it's hard to write off virgin feasts as just another myth. It might well be that young girls had some particular odor that interested dragons, or it might be that young boys put up more of a struggle. It could be that dragons needed a lot of meat protein to keep themselves afloat & that small furry mammals (dogs, cats, etc.) were too small or the fur got in the way of digestion, and it could be that full grown humans were just too heavy to carry off. Leaving undefended small girls as a dragon's first choice at mealtime. People who are clever with physics & math could answer this question: What volume of hydrogen gas is needed to carry away a kicking & screaming 70 pound person? If this is how dragons got fed, then we presume they could generate the necessary additional hydrogen within a very few seconds, so a dragon with prey would be a very bloated affair.


    Excerpted from Dragon Tarot

    This actually works pretty well for Pratchett's swamp dragons (Discworld) that tend to explode when they get agitated. :-)
  68. Real life is messy and difficult to predict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real life is messy and difficult to predict

    I guess microsoft should write the simulation program.

  69. I have discovered the sequence of dragon DNA... by jhanson · · Score: 1

    unfortunently, it is too long to fit inside this comment box.

  70. Guess I'll repeat myself... by ?erosion · · Score: 1

    Again quoting the hawkman (mchawking.com)

    Fuck The Creationists
    Trash Talk
    Ah yeah, here we go again!
    Damn! This is some funky shit that I be laying down on your ass.
    This one goes out to all my homey's working in the field of
    evolutionary science.
    Check it!

    Verse 1
    Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
    every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
    They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
    Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
    Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
    straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
    I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
    all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.

    Chorus
    Fuck, fuck, fuck,
    fuck the Creationists.

    Trash Talk
    Break it down.
    Ah damn, this is a funky jam!
    I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in.
    Check it.

    Verse 2
    Fuck the damn creationists I say it with authority,
    because kicking their punk asses be me paramount priority.
    Them wack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory",
    they best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
    The cosmos is expanding every second, every day,
    but their minds are shrinking as they close their eyes and pray.
    They call their bullshit science like the word could give them cred,
    if them bitches be scientists then cap me in the head.

    Chorus

    Trash Talk
    Bass!
    Bring that shit in!
    Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers.
    Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
    Fuck that!
    If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
    I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
    Fucking creationists.
    Fuck them.

    Close

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  71. Read your own links, please by djmcmath · · Score: 1

    It is to be expected that a loudmouthed braggart wouldn't even bother to read his own references. If you read the navy.mil link closely, you'll note that it gives the rate of change of the earth's rotation with a unit of ms/days/century, ie, a changing rate, not a constant. Granted, we're slowing at about 2.2 ms/cent right now, but if you look at the inputs to the differential equation, you'll find that it makes a lot of sense that we would slow down more slowly as we continued slowing down. Think about it, then re-read your resources, then please realize that science based on bad theology is a terrible idea.

  72. Look at the numbers first by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

    Genetic algorithms are interesting and useful in some cases. But attempting to recreate evolution in a useful amount of time using these techniques.

    Let's see.... assume we start with single celled organisms in the ocean.

    We have 3 billion years - that.s 9x10^16 seconds.

    And how many organisms... well, assume the biological part of the ocean is a foot deep and that the ocean covers 2/3rds of the earth's surface... that is about 1*10^15 cubic meters or 10^21 cubic centimeters. And lets say there are a billion cells per CC (not unreasonable)...

    That's 10^24 cells for about 10^16 seconds or
    10^40 cell-seconds. Lets assume an evolutionary event (cell fission, DNA absorption, whatever) takes place once an hour per cell. That's about 3*10^37 evolutionary events. And that's just to get to the first multicellular creature!

    I think it would take a lot faster computers to get 10^37 events in a genetic algorithm!

    Of course, one can guide and tweak and limit... but I don't think a dragon is going to be forthcoming!!

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  73. joshki, it does NOT follow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You argue the familiar line that if Genesis is mistaken, then we have no grounds for believing the rest of the claims of the Bible; not even John 3:16.

    This is mistaken. There is no basis for the all or nothing argument. There are no strong evidenciary grounds on which to believe that the Bible is the word of God in the first place, or even that God as described in the Bible exists.

    Yet, Genesis could be completely wrong, and John 3:16 could be completely true.

    We believe by faith. God, in his grace, has given us the gift of faith that we might trust in him. It is not that we have studied the evidence and come to the conclusion; rather we proclaim the conclusion: God has given us the gift of faith.

    Further, there is a second option. Scientific conclusions are conclusions from observed evidence. Science is not concerned with whether the evidence provides an accurate portrayal of what *actually* is; it can not address the question other than to ask, "What grounds do we have for believing that something else to be true"?

    What we observe says nothing about what God really did or did not do, but only what the evidence suggests. The message of God does NOT come from scientific or philosophical inquiry; it is foolishness so far as such things are concerned.

    It is entirely the gift of God.

    1. Re:joshki, it does NOT follow by joshki · · Score: 1
      Actually, now that you bring it up, that's really not the case.

      How can we have faith in something we don't know anything about? Could you believe in God without the Bible? I suppose you could, but you'd have no basis for belief. The Bible is God's manifestation of Himself to the world -- if you don't believe that He can be accurate with regard to science, how can you believe that he really means what he says in John 3:16?

      Last point -- Science has nothing to do with evolution, unless you can show me evolution occurring now. Science does not deal with the past or the future -- it deals with the present, with repeatable results. You cannot use science to prove the existence of God, and you cannot use science to prove evolution. Both are outside the realm of science, and in the realm of faith -- evolution is no less faith than Christianity.

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  74. Re:Virtual Humans? I don't think so. by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    The point is that, although genetics are obviously important, there seems to be more to a human being than just his genetic code and experiences. For lack of a better word, I will call that his "soul."

    Or differing nutrient and hormonal exposure when they shared the womb...

  75. Problems with "Fire Breathing" and a solution by sstamps · · Score: 1

    Generally, gases like methane and hydrogen, though plausible for a biological organism to create, store, and ignite, don't fit the concept of the "fire-breathing" drake very well, IMO. Gases are tough to store in any real quantity, which would mean that a dragon utilizing such a substance would get maybe one or two weak "breaths" (more just a big puff of flame) before being expended.

    Also, someone suggested that the gas would be mixed in the lungs and then ignited during exhalation. Talk about a big bang! If the gas was already mixed with oxygen on the inside, then, upon ignition, you'd have dragon innards all over the place. In the context of this discussion, I think that such an arrangement could be considered a "fatal mutation".

    The fire-breath-weapon substance of choice in my draconic designs is something akin to Greek Fire. Essentially a petroleum-based liquid, it could also be produced by biological processes and a great deal more could be stored in the body of the dragon. It would also have a higher potential energy density per unit volume than hydrogen or methane gas. It wouldn't even need to be ignited, as it spontaneously combusts on contact with air (but it still could be, if the substance did not possess this intrinsic quality).

    Of course, that sword-thrust into the liquid fire bladder would make things VERY BAD for both the dragon and the hapless knight; being completely doused with greek fire would ruin anyone's day.

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  76. Of course that's true, by Cybrr · · Score: 1

    it says so itself!

    Here are some other creation stories.

    Perhaps God created the big bang in itself and mankind invented religion to soothe minds and facilitate ruling.

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  77. A reasonable atheist by EatYourGreens · · Score: 1
    Wow, you managed to sum up the entire debate in two lines. I am a Christian and I believe in your option 1) also, which is why I think that this entire creation/evolution debate, while being very interresting, is a complete waste of time. You will not be convinced of the truth of Cristianity by this debate, any more than I will be convinced that it is a lie.

    Actually, I have always suspected that the fossils were put in the ground using nano-technology. Who says that ancient peoples did not have the technology just because we have not found a three-thousand year old silicon wafer factory?

  78. Re:Jackass by LobsterMagnet · · Score: 1
    Ya know what, i could ramble some more about how much religion of any kind is rediculous. But im not going to, because its one argument i cant win. You beleive in christianity to a point where you would die for it, i cant make the same clame against proving it wrong, but i know that someday you will all wake up.

    "Imagine there's no heaven, It's easy if you try, No hell below us, Above us only sky, Imagine all the people living for today... Imagine there's no countries, It isnt hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, No religion too, Imagine all the people living life in peace..."

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  79. Re:Jackass by Fished · · Score: 1
    I'm confronted with the absurdity of someone who can't spell "ridiculous" or "believe" or "claim," or use the apostrophe correctly, quoting as his authoritative source John Lennon, and who moreover couldn't recognize a clearly anti-Christian troll and responded to it with diatribe against a religion he apparently knows nothing about, promising me that someday I will "wake up". Your original post seemed to imply that you thought Christians uneducated. I wonder - who sounds uneducated in this conversation?

    I'm working on a Masters in Theological Studies, and in a year expect to be working on my PhD at University of Virginia (not exactly a charm school), and have debated Christianity vs. Atheism with the best on the Net and off. I went through two years of debating anyone and everyone on the net on the historical merits of Christianity, and at the end of it came to the conclusion that there was not one valid historical argument against Christianity and that there were many, many reasons to believe it was true.

    Let me respond to your Lennonism with a relevant quote:

    For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance : that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures, and that he appeared to Peter,[2] and then to the Twelve. After that, he appeared to more than five hundred of the brothers at the same time, most of whom are still living, though some have fallen asleep. Then he appeared to James, then to all the apostles, 8and last of all he appeared to me also, as to one abnormally born. 1Cor 15:3ff.
    What are your relevant historical reasons for assuming that this (indisputably authentic) utterance is a lie? And when will you be getting your high school diploma?
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  80. Virtual Genetics? by michaelsimms · · Score: 2

    Been going for years
    Creature Labs
    And for Linux...

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  81. Re:Jackass by Slurm-V · · Score: 1

    Easy.

    Judas was dead. There was no Twelve.

    Can I get a doctorate via mail order too?

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    Of course it's going off the rails. How else is it ever going to fly?
  82. This misses the point by MQBS · · Score: 0

    What would be even better would be a simulated world. Program in as many physics as you need, make sure you have some really really good random number generators (either para-computer or else good pseudo-random), plunk down a solar system (or, for added realism, just some cosmic gas), plop it all in to a computer, and put it on overdrive. May be beyond the reach of conventional computers today, but computing power gets cheaper and cheaper... if you have a million users concurrently running this simulation, all with different environmental variables, some will soon produce planets.

    What next? Everyone's simulation that doesn't end in a planet of some kind chucks out their sim and takes a copy of the other people's sims that did. Let the buggers run for a long time. With the world on hyper-accelerate, probably at least one world would produce organisms. Then, the states of these organisms could be used to devise new genetic algorithms... and if you let it run long enough, on a fast enough computer, who knows...

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  83. ULTRASOUNDS LINKED TO BRAIN DAMAGE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't Try This At Home!!!

    Ultrasounds have been linked to brain damage.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1699905.stm

  84. Re:Virtual Humans? I don't think so. by Fished · · Score: 1
    Or differing nutrient and hormonal exposure when they shared the womb...

    You can, of course,come up with things that could be slightly different. For example, Rebecca was born thirty minutes sooner, and her head had to push open the cervix, so maybe she's just a little bit brain damaged? However, the babies differed only by three ounces of weight (one was 5lbs. 9oz., the other wass 5lbs. 12oz.) have been together ever since, etc. I think that any naturalistic differences you claim are really just post-hoc rationalizations designed to preserve a failed concept of human nature.

    But, that's just me. :)

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  85. Re:Jackass by Fished · · Score: 1
    Easy. Judas was dead. There was no Twelve.
    Survey says: BUZZ! In fact, Matthias was elected to replace Judas within 50 days of Jesus' death. Acts 1.
    Can I get a doctorate via mail order too?
    Yes, you can! For $19.95. Of course, it won't be from UVA, and you won't be forced to learn anything about the subject, but that's just a detail, right?
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  86. Hydrocloric acid/Metal by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    Maybe the HCl theory explains why dragons seem to have a taste for knights in shining armor since you need to disolve some metal in HCl to get Hydrogen gazz.

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  87. Re:Virtual Humans? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of boasting about your children, shouldn't you be worrying about them getting abducted?

  88. Genetic Programming by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    I wrote this program for shits and giggles that takes the alphabet of [a-zA-Z0-9] + '"~;[]{}-> Things I found:

    1) at first all my high scoring programs were very short.

    2) once adding points for length, all my working programs ( populations circa 1000 ) started with the '#' character.

    So I did a $prog =~ s/\#//g; before eval ( $prog ); from now on and all the # cheaters died. Then I tried to teach it to add. I set three variables that would be visible in scope to the programs I was evalling. my ( $input_a, $input_b, $output ) = ( 3, 5, 0 ); Then I scored the programs higher if the program changed the values of any of the three variables. I added code to increase the score of a program further if the values of any of the three variables depended on the initial values of the inputs ( by changing the initial values and re-evalling )

    Things I found:

    1) a grep of my perl program beasties for input_a and friends found zilch.

    2) my perl beasties were still very short

    So I added score for length, and I started doing some genetic engineering by splicing in '$input_a' '$input_b', and '$output' at the '#' crosspoints randomly for every child program.

    Things I found:

    1) Many perl beasties grepped for $input_a and pals

    2) None of my beasties changed the values of any of output, and inputs a and b

    Then I got bored and had a sickpack of beer and soon didn't care anymore. But something's moving in my basement and I don't have any pets....

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    Eat at Joe's.

  89. Accidental HTML. by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    OOPS. you might have to view source to see the first part of this post since I think my alphabet made a tag..

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  90. Top half of post here: by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
    The program made random perl programs ( beasties ) from the above alphabet and bred them. Programs were given a score of 0 if they failed to compile using eval. They were given a positive score if they compiled. The highest scoring half of the perl programs were mated with the other programs randomly. The lowest scorers were deleted. During mating, the ascii strings representing the programs were crossed at crosspoints which were places where both programs were '#'. The offspring were cloned from that point on from a randomly selected parent's ASCII characters until a point was reached where both parents ASCII code was '#' again.

    words like eval, open, opendir, link, unlink, exec, and system were removed before evaluations.

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  91. Re:Jackass by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

    in a year expect to be working on my PhD at University of Virginia

    Heh heh. Where was your God last Thursday when UVA was crushed by the mighty (ha!) CSU Rams?

    And don't tell me God doesn't watch football - how do you think Notre Dame has won so many games?

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  92. Re:Jackass by Fished · · Score: 1

    Okay, you made me laugh. For this favor, I pray that you will eventually repent of your Ramish, Yakish, and otherwise shaven ways and eventually come into the glory of... errr. Never mind.

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  93. Re:Jackass by Slurm-V · · Score: 1

    Close, but no cigar. Matthias wasn't chosen until after the final ascension. So there was no twelve when Jesus made his surprise encore.

    Christians - give them a stick of bread and they give you a pretzel.

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    Of course it's going off the rails. How else is it ever going to fly?
  94. I can't believe nobody got the reference by bdow · · Score: 1

    Now either the search function on my browser is busted, or nobody got the aylee/sluggy freelance reference Michael put in there (the dandruff shampoo part). Bad slashdot!

    (well, either that or it wasn't there to begin with and I'm just imagining it... but really, am I the only person who made this connection?)

    http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=971018