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Robotech_Master writes "Salon Magazine is running an interesting and thought-provoking short story/novella by Cory Doctorow, co-editor of the b0ing b0ing weblog. This story, 0wnz0red, features programmer/geek terms and references, Descartes, "trustworthy computing," and what happens when programmers gain the ability to hack their own autonomic functions. A really fun read...like Stephenson's works, it feels like it's aimed squarely at the geeks' demographic."

199 comments

  1. pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    on that boingboing webpage, the author says that "pr0n" is a synonym for "porn" due to common typing errors, i was under the impression that "pr0n" was used to hide your porn from sysops on multi user systems using find / -name *porn* or something like that.

    whos right, me or him ?

    1. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is. Apparently this was a typo back in the day. You probably wouldn't be able to hide your porn collection using it anyways, since the term 'pr0n' is so widespread (at least among the technically elite).

    2. Re:pr0n by MucousOgre · · Score: 1

      I always use it in the context of 'goat pr0n' ;)

    3. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "the author says that "pr0n" is a synonym for "porn" due to common typing errors, i was under the impression that "pr0n" was used to hide your porn from sysops on multi user systems using find / -name *porn* or something like that."

      I was told that on many chat rooms that were monitored, there were automatic flags of 'porn' was uttered so people started saying 'pron' deliberately to evade the filters. Then the admins caught onto that and so the file swappers changed to pr0n. Now I can see how the second change could have been a typo as well, but I always had believed that it was for evading filters/attention in moderated/monitored chat.

    4. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "the author says that "pr0n" is a synonym for "porn" due to common typing errors, i was under the impression that "pr0n" was used to hide your porn from sysops on multi user systems using find / -name *porn* or something like that."

      Try writing porn with your left hand while looking over your shoulder as you are wiggling very fast forward and backwards, and see how many times you get it right.

    5. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I've heard, "pron" was used to get around filters for words like "porn" in old bbs, and later chatrooms. It was just later l33tized.

    6. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right. he is wrong. It was because of chatroom filters. You'd type pr0n instead of porn so as to not get kicked by sysops.

  2. Not just Stephenson... by kisrael · · Score: 2

    Stephenson meets Douglas Coupland, actually.

    "fourbucks muffin". Heh.

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  3. This is so much better than Dostoyevsky by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

    Well, I may just have a bum translation of Crime & Punishment...

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    1. Re:This is so much better than Dostoyevsky by mekkab · · Score: 2

      No, you got the correct one!

      however, for the right one...
      THIS is the expurgated version

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  4. the story suxorz, dewd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously. It would be a somewhat entertaining (but second-rate) cyberpunk short story if he hadn't been trying so hard to drop 'leet k-radspeak all over the place.
    Sorry Cory, you're 14/\/\3r than Jon Katz

    1. Re:the story suxorz, dewd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what kills me is that a worthless jewboy like the above AC uses a tired ass cliche to make his gay point.

      suck my dick you dirty ass kike.

    2. Re:the story suxorz, dewd. by RagManX · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I thought the story was incredibly weak, burdensome to read, and a waste of the time I invested in reading it. Thank goodness I came to my senses on page 3 and just skimmed the rest of the story - I only lost another 3-4 minutes once I realized it sucked.

      RagManX

  5. Webster's dictionary anyone? by Mister_Personality · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    "Interesting and thought provoking" Are these codewords also? This article certainly doesn't come close to falling under the literal definitions for either of these terms. "Boring and redundant" would be a more apt description. Somebody owes me 15 minutes added back to my life timer for suggesting this was a worthwhile read.

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    1. Re:Webster's dictionary anyone? by ewanrg · · Score: 1

      Even if one cares to find fault with the author's style, I think the issues raised in the story are certainly capable of provoking thought. If we take things farther and agree that some people might not enjoy the story, then I think you should give some credit and admit that others might.

      I can't stand Stephen King (don't much care for horror - period). But the reality is that even if King is generally considered a hack writer, he DOES have the occasional interesting thought.

      My .02 worth...

    2. Re:Webster's dictionary anyone? by kzinti · · Score: 5, Funny

      Somebody owes me 15 minutes added back to my life timer for suggesting this was a worthwhile read.

      Sorry, but the most credit I can give you on refund is five minutes. After that long, you should be smart enough to bail out on your own. So let's see, five minutes, um... carry the one... so I'll be seeing you at 4:33 PM next Thurs... oh! er, never mind. Wasn't 'sposed to say that. Have a nice day!

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    3. Re:Webster's dictionary anyone? by Omicron · · Score: 1

      Actually, I kind of enjoyed the story...don't read it as a story with the mindset that it is going to be the best thing on earth...it's an enjoyable read overall. Fairly well written and not too pandering to the techie lifestyle...it's not completely "hollywood-ized". I enjoyed it.

    4. Re:Webster's dictionary anyone? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Hey, no fair, that means I only get 30 seconds back!! ;)

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    5. Re:Webster's dictionary anyone? by majestyk2000 · · Score: 1

      Hack? I guess you haven't read Stephen King right? His grip on scene and setting is unparalleled in modern fiction (and, yes, I do mean popular fiction, not arthaus stuff that sells 50 copies). I'm not a fanboy, but I figure there will be college classes soon (if there aren't already) that will study King.

      As a writer myself, if Stephen King is a hack, may I be one too?

    6. Re:Webster's dictionary anyone? by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      Popular fiction - you mean like Dickens? The kind of thing that was published in a newspaper? Or perhaps you meant popular fiction like Fitzgerald? The kind of thing that was a bestseller before the term became marketspeak? Or maybe you meant Shakespeare - though he's not technically a literati, as he wrote plays, not novels or short stories. Still, he wrote them for the masses, not for the high-brows.

      Hmmm...yes, I'd say that I'm happy to put King in the same category as those guys :) I firmly believe that the "literature" created in the last 25 years will be forgotten in 100 years, but King will be required reading in schools like Dickens is now. Which book do you think is the quintessential King, his "Tale of Two Cities"? I vote for The Stand.

    7. Re:Webster's dictionary anyone? by majestyk2000 · · Score: 1

      Sorry I haven't responded yet. I actually think that 'IT' is his best literary work. "The Stand" is a great work, especially the unabridged work.

      I didn't used to believe that "IT" was the best, but I went back and read it, and his grip of setting and description was never better. There are countless scenes in that book where a single flippant sentence makes you see exactly what he's talking about in your head. That sort of ability is not something most writers have.

  6. Geek Demographic by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 3, Funny

    "it feels like it's aimed squarely at the geeks' demographic"

    Nothing with word "demographic" in it could truly appeal to the geek demographic.

    Wait a minute....

    Steve

  7. There goes my work day by tomzyk · · Score: 3, Funny

    How dare you post a short story first thing in the morning. And a FRIDAY at that too! I might as well just go home now; I'm not getting anything worthwhile done at work today.

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    1. Re:There goes my work day by richie2000 · · Score: 3, Funny
      You need to take speed-reading classes. But as a personal favour, here's the Reader's Digest version of the story:

      Boy meets boy. Boys code code. Boy dies (supposedly) of AIDS. Boy gets depressed and gets cognitive documentation therapy. Boy comes back from the dead (mostly). Boy was cyB0rged by the Feds but ran away. Boys code body functions. Feds catch boys and 0wnz them. Boy turns Fed. Boy gets out and goes to Africa to spread some rad warez. The End.

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    2. Re:There goes my work day by sfled · · Score: 1


      Nice compression! Maybe they'll use it for the comicbook version.

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    3. Re:There goes my work day by richie2000 · · Score: 2
      I've been through cognitive documentation therapy myself, that's why I can set my nanoprobes to compress my output this much. You should see the cute little pellets I excrete in the toilet!

      Happily mixing metaphors with an industrial grade Cuisinart since last millenium

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    4. Re:There goes my work day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy meets boy.

      Ewwww... it's a qw33r story. I don't think I'll bother reading it now.

  8. Off Topic by squaretorus · · Score: 2

    You know. I skip through Salon a fair bit. Mainly because of all the links on /. to articles there. I catch most of the interesting stuff there before I see it here. Same goes for a stack of other oft-linked sites.

    Where are all the new interesting sources of info, articles, stories etc... Surely there must be better material than this on a smaller site. Its no big deal to find a short story on Salon... find one on geocities!

    1. Re:Off Topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if ( total_ad_exposure > quality_of_content )
      ignore_story();

    2. Re:Off Topic by MucousOgre · · Score: 1
      ok.... it's easy, just go to geocities and type "short stories"

      http://www.geocities.com/glenkenner/index.html

    3. Re:Off Topic by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Surely there must be better material than this on a smaller site. Its no big deal to find a short story on Salon

      Actually, it is a big deal. There has never been, AFAIK, an original sci-fi story posted on Salon (of course those cynical enough will say that some news stories must be...).

      Regardless of whether that statment is true, the point is that not only is this a really good story, with interesting characters, fresh situations, and nice twists, but that it also deals with Trusted Computing and the dreaded Palladium (Palladium in gibberish is Taliban, didn't ya know). How hardware in the future will be encrypted with keys and codes only unecrypted by those in control and power so they know exactly what you're doing all the time. This story takes that concept from the computer and applies to human beings. It's like 1984, only a bit more hip and filled with enough buzzwords so that geeks will get a nice, big smile every three paragraphs or so.

      The arc of the story is not the technology or the use of it in regards to its manipulation on the body. The arc is the two friends and how loyalties are shared, and how loyalties are disregarded for the sake of one's well being (or selfishness, if you'd rather). The circular and sometimes disconnected view of one man's life (Murray) and his spiral into depression and boredom after the loss of his junkie friend (Liam). How, when they are rejoined, those old friendly traits, both good and bad, are showing up again, just like old times. Sometimes you can change, but deep down most people are the same. How, when it comes down to it, just like in Orwell's opus 1984, people will look out for #1 before they would ever bother to keep their loyalties true.

      This is a great story that is mentioned because not only does it make a great point about the future of corporate-controlled computer content, but how in essence it deals with friendships, those fragile beasts that we all crave and have to put up with, just to have someone to attend LAN parties with.

    4. Re:Off Topic by squaretorus · · Score: 2

      No argument - didn't think the story was THAT interesting - but better than 99% of the other crap I've read this year.

      My point was more about the source. Salon is well read. How many other stories are out there that are as good / better that we aren't finding via /. which we should be?

      Your synopsis of the story is all well and good - but seriously, this is very 'mainstream geek' in my view. Where is the really interesting stuff!!!!

  9. Amazing by Gaggme · · Score: 1

    I truly find it awe inspiring that a computer literate person can speak so fluid with common lusers. I work as a Web Admin for www.moparcollection.com, and I get the most stupidest request from or Sales team and even from customer service over how to work the web. Perhaps if we would require a common computer literacy test before someone can get online, we could eliminate this mentality that "Computers are Bad, all they do is give me spam and steal my credit cards". Then again, with something like that you'd be sure the RIAA would write up the text for it, then the MPAA would sue them under the DMCA for copywrite infringement for the use of the work "Hackers"

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    1. Re:Amazing by mad+flyer · · Score: 1

      Mopar Collection... godness... do you have poney line "Hemi" stickers for sale ?

    2. Re:Amazing by Gaggme · · Score: 1

      Yup, anything you want that has a Dodge, Mopar, Chrysler, Hemi, or Dodge Motorsports mark, we have

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    3. Re:Amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably, now ask if he has a car that runs...

    4. Re:Amazing by autopr0n · · Score: 2

      I truly find it awe inspiring that a computer literate person can speak so fluid with common losers.

      okay. Perhaps if we would require a common computer literacy test before someone can get online, we could eliminate this mentality that "Computers are Bad, all they do is give me Spam and steal my credit cards"

      Or, maybe tests should be given to see how well 'computer literate' people can actually express themselves in English before being hired to jobs that require interaction. Just a thought.

      Then again, with something like that you'd be sure the RIAA would write up the text for it, then the MPAA would sue them under the DMCA for copywrite infringement for the use of the work "Hackers"

      Uh, yeah okay...

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    5. Re:Amazing by mad+flyer · · Score: 1

      Maybe, try a 70' Hemicuda Convertible. They even manage to make a name here in France when the only car able to win something for at least 10 year Was the Alpine Renault Berlinette A110. It's only when the Stratos arrived that the 10 year old Berlinette began to be only the 2nd or the 3rd on race arrival... Simple car 400lbs, a small engine, a lonely tube for a chassis, a small blue body, entirely in plastic. Not expensive, mechanical parts where all from mainstrean Renault cars, varying between years of production between R8, R12 or R16 for the last one. Easy to build, easy to repare, easy to drive and to win with. But half as small as the Hemicuda which is still a fscking dream car... And now as used parts, even if in the 70 their price was the same, you can buy 66 Alpine 110, for one Hemicuda, if you can find her...

  10. How so? by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . A really fun read...like Stephenson's works

    In what way? Is there a load of "Look at me - see how cool a geek I am" type writing, or a really bad ending? Does it have a really improbable storyline with random events happening because he can't think of a way to add drama at a certain point? If not then it's nothing like Stephenson's works.

    1. Re:How so? by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      Whoa, I've never felt that way about any Stephenson book I've read, although I haven't read everything yet. Care to explain in more depth?

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    2. Re:How so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is exactly like that. Good concept, BAD ending, lots of improbable events, lots of "see how cool I am". You nailed it.

    3. Re:How so? by max+cohen · · Score: 2

      Here's an example: "The Diamond Age", one of my favorite NS books. It had a terrible ending. NS spent nearly the entire book everything up in intricate detail, then he threw it away with an ending that was something like 15 pages long. It was as if he had completely run out of energy/money/will/etc. and had to stop writing that instant. It was such a diservice to the rest of the book, which was pretty cool and rather interesting.

    4. Re:How so? by revery · · Score: 1

      So...you're a big fan of Stephenson's or what?

    5. Re:How so? by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

      Man, I guess my definition of a bad ending isn't the same as many others. I'll have to reread it with this in mind.

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    6. Re:How so? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > "The Diamond Age", one of my favorite NS books. It had a terrible ending. NS spent nearly the entire book everything up in intricate detail, then he threw it away with an ending that was something like 15 pages long. It was as if he had completely run out of energy/money/will/etc. and had to stop writing that instant. It was such a diservice to the rest of the book, which was pretty cool and rather interesting.

      For Neal Stephenson, that's a long ending.

      Try Snow Crash, which (while also a wonderful read) ends as if he was thinking "Holy shit! I've got one page of paper left! Gotta wrap this up now!"

  11. THANK YOU by sirinek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd like to thank the submitter of the story for calling it a "weblog" instead of some lame-ass made-up-for-the-sake-of-making-a-name-up name like a "blog" or a "wiki". :)

    I'm sure I'm not alone in my praise :)

    siri

    1. Re:THANK YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm sure I'm not alone in my praise.

      Rest assured you are not.

      I'd also like to rant about morons who are too fucking lazy to say W-W-W.
      I'll vomit if I hear one more geek say "dub dub dub". RAGE... BUILDING... :)

    2. Re:THANK YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't heard "triple dub" yet? You haven't lived, man!

    3. Re:THANK YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A wiki is not a weblog. A weblog is usually just a long list of rantings, while a wiki is a site that can (Usually) be edited by the users.

      Wiki's can be very, very, useful, when you're dealing with open source development and more than two or three people.

    4. Re:THANK YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd also like to rant about morons who are too fucking lazy to say W-W-W.

      Yes, they should just say it in Dutch. Much faster that way, it's not obviously lazy, and you get to sound Exotic and Interesting.

      I'm also partial to wuh-wuh-wuh.

    5. Re:THANK YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd also like to rant about morons who are too fucking lazy to say W-W-W.

      People in eastern Canada say "triple-double-you." I cracked up when I heard this on a recording from the Canadian Immigration Bureau's information hotline.

    6. Re:THANK YOU by DeathBunny · · Score: 3, Informative
      I'd like to thank the submitter of the story for calling it a "weblog" instead of some lame-ass made-up-for-the-sake-of-making-a-name-up name like a "blog" or a "wiki". :)

      Actually, wiki isn't a made up word. "Wiki wiki" means quick in hawaiian.

    7. Re:THANK YOU by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Well, personally I don't find "weblog" any better than "blog"-- both are so vague that they approach uselessness. But a wiki is a fairly specific type of interface, basically turning the web from a read-only environment into a read-write environment. But a "weblog".... what is that? In the 9 years I've used the web, it seems like it could be just about anything.

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    8. Re:THANK YOU by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 1

      Huh. And I always thought 'wiki' was the robot sidekick on that 'Buck Rogers in the 25th Century' show from the early 80's.

    9. Re:THANK YOU by mph · · Score: 1
      Well, mine looks like this:
      wopr.caltech.edu j3154.inktomisearch.com - - [30/Aug/2002:08:56:34 -0700] "GET /~mph/humor/archive3/msg00146.html HTTP/1.0" 304 - "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Slurp/cat; slurp@inktomi.com; http://www.inktomi.com/slurp.html)"
      wopr.caltech. edu j3199.inktomisearch.com - - [30/Aug/2002:09:12:29 -0700] "GET /~mph/humor/archive2/msg00122.html HTTP/1.0" 304 - "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Slurp/cat; slurp@inktomi.com; http://www.inktomi.com/slurp.html)"
      wopr.caltech. edu j3123.inktomisearch.com - - [30/Aug/2002:09:27:36 -0700] "GET /~mph/humor/archive3/msg00163.html HTTP/1.0" 304 - "-" "Mozilla/5.0 (Slurp/cat; slurp@inktomi.com; http://www.inktomi.com/slurp.html)"
    10. Re:THANK YOU by rickwood · · Score: 1

      No, that's Twiki. Although, coincidentally there is a Wiki system named Twiki. Go figure.

    11. Re:THANK YOU by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      As the submitter of the story, you're welcome. I think it's silly to abbreviate "weblog" to "blog" for the sake of saving just two letters (or one if you use an apostrophe the way it was originally coined: "'blog"). Besides, "blog" reminds me of the sound someone makes while throwing up.

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    12. Re:THANK YOU by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1
      People in eastern Canada say "triple-double-you." I cracked up when I heard this on a recording from the Canadian Immigration Bureau's information hotline.
      How silly of them. They really should be saying "sextupleyou." But on the other hand, that sounds like something obscene, so I guess I can see why they don't.
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    13. Re:THANK YOU by funky+womble · · Score: 2

      They're good in some types of non-open-source company, too.

  12. Well, duh by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...like Stephenson's works, it feels like it's aimed squarely at the geeks' demographic.

    Maybe this is a different type of "slashdot effect." Where a content publisher puts up articles knowing they will get linked from slashdot.

    Just for CmdrTaco, I would like to differentiate this type by calling it the "slashdot affect."

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    1. Re:Well, duh by pgilman · · Score: 1

      "slashdot affect"

      excellent! brilliant! thank you; you gave me a great laugh. 8-)

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  13. Not my cup of tea by Meat+Blaster · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This story would probably appeal to the same sort of folks who read Wired religiously but never actually get into the Internet or computers in any meaningful way. I don't mean to knock his work, it's just that it's written more like a blog entry than a novella.

    He's probably aiming at writing it in the style of the former for accessibility, but I prefer paragraphs you can sit and think about after having read them for a fuller effect as with Brian Herbert's Dune or Issac Asimov's Foundation (think about what they could have accomplished had they lived to see -- and write about -- the Internet!)

    1. Re:Not my cup of tea by Imarkius · · Score: 1

      Umm... that should be Frank Herbert.

    2. Re:Not my cup of tea by Washizu · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I think Brian Herbert is the author of "Dune, Where's My Ornithopter?"

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    3. Re:Not my cup of tea by metlin · · Score: 2

      Frank Herbert authored the actual Dune series.

      And Brian Herbert wrote the add-ons for the Dune series like House Atreides, Corrino, Harkonnen and I think is presently writing the Butlerian Jihad.

      I wonder if the parent poster has really read Herbert's Dune, or just looked up on the web after hearing about it here on Slashdot. It's kinda hard to forget that name you know :-)

      Ofcourse, comparison with Dune and Foundation is not quite right because they are the wrong category - they're full fledged novels running into series of (uncompleted?) books, while this is just a short story.

      But yes, it could have been thought provoking, like the way The Star or Nightfall One were, even though they were just short stories.

    4. Re:Not my cup of tea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...as with Brian Herbert's Dune...

      That'd be Brian Herbert with two R's, the well-known Dutch author.

    5. Re:Not my cup of tea by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Asimov did. And you can see the effect in his last book, prelude to foundation (or was that the first...hmm, to lazy to check the bookcase?)...remember those 700-some Trantorian societies? How they interacted (or didn't) and how policy was made by people in ivory (or at the very least secluded) towers.
      I don't know where he would have taken it by now, but it had already had an effect on his content.

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  14. Subject by snillfisk · · Score: 1

    Hey, be careful about those headlines, i bet suddenly a couple of thousands geeks thought that slashdot had been cracked again. :-) .. better submit the story before anyone else does!

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  15. Erk by zapfie · · Score: 3, Funny

    What are you doing? You can't post an article that actually requires people to read it before they respond.. it's against the Slashdot Code of Ethics! Next you'll expect us not to pull comments out of our asses.. yeah, right.

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    1. Re:Erk by Alsee · · Score: 2

      You can't post an article that actually requires people to read it before they respond..

      No such thing. There's a couple of dozzen responses here so far, and as far as I can tell about 3 people have actually read the story.

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  16. Poor writing. by Hobophile · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Maybe it's just my dislike of l33t-speak in general, but I think this story is atrocious. No, really. Take this example from the second page:

    As he aimed his remote at it and initiated the cryptographic handshake -- i.e., unlocked the doors -- he spotted the guy leaning against the car.

    Come on! "Cryptographic handshake" as a metaphor for unlocking a car door? Here's a quick writing lesson: if your metaphor is so abstruse that you have to explain it immediately thereafter, you should just cut it.

    The writer is clearly enthralled by his own cleverness and understanding of computer lingo past the point where he could be expected to construct a narrative that normal people might enjoy.

    Consider the paragraph on the first page where he mentions that the protagonist loses commit privileges on CVS. I know what CVS is, but that's beside the point. I shouldn't have to, because CVS doesn't relate to the story at all! The story is filled with little things like that, things that conspire to make it inaccessible to the average reader for no discernible reason, unless that reason is to heighten its appeal to the (presumed) minority of those interested in computers who give a damn about keeping the average user out of their party.

    It's like the whole thing was written by someone who goes around calling everyone uninvolved in the computer industry "sheeple" or "lusers" and automatically assumes that they don't get it, for various definitions of "it", just because their existence doesn't revolve around a microprocessor.

    Personally I think the use of l33t-speak is symptomatic of such a juvenile mentality, and should have been a major red flag. If this guy is one of SF's bright young stars, give me the old luminaries any day of the week.

    1. Re:Poor writing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent points. Just imagine - wouldn't it be great if Hollywood could give us a hacker story, where everybody uses a single screen and four xterms? That would let us concentrate on what motivates the hackers to hack, AND be technically realistic at the same time.

    2. Re:Poor writing. by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 2

      Actually, he's not only into science fiction, and his other books are of very high quality, The Book of Daniel being one of my favorites, and Ragtime one of the critics. I never knew he was even computer literate in the first place and I think he should be applauded for his bold, very uncharacteristic, use of terms such as "CSV" and "cryptographic handshake."

      Wait, we're talking about the Doctorow, right?

      Right?

      --

      "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok

    3. Re:Poor writing. by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 2

      LOL. That's a funny post. Too bad most people won't get it.

      But that *would* be interesting -- Doctorow -- the real Doctorow -- writing cyberpunk. And it would probably be quite good!

    4. Re:Poor writing. by stevemcghee · · Score: 1

      As he aimed his remote at it and initiated the cryptographic handshake -- i.e., unlocked the doors -- he spotted the guy leaning against the car.

      Come on! "Cryptographic handshake" as a metaphor for unlocking a car door? Here's a quick writing lesson: if your metaphor is so abstruse that you have to explain it immediately thereafter, you should just cut it.

      The writer is clearly enthralled by his own cleverness and understanding of computer lingo past the point where he could be expected to construct a narrative that normal people might enjoy.


      the author isn't trying to impress the reader at his "cleverness and understanding of computer lingo," rather he is getting us into the head of the character. when the character clicks his little button on his keychain, he thinks (very geekily) about how he is "initiating a cryptographic handshake," not just "unlocking a door." i think its pretty effective at developing the character.

      there is a lot of this type of writing in this work. stuff in l33t speak just because thats how the character thinks. i dont think the author was trying to score points by using it.

    5. Re:Poor writing. by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Insightful
      > Consider the paragraph on the first page where he mentions that the protagonist loses commit privileges on CVS.

      So to a nontechnical audience, it sounds like "modulate the shield harmonics" on Star Trek. Big deal, that's par for the course in SF.

      What was important about the story, IMHO, was the way he made it very clear (to a technical or a nontechnical audience alike) what DRM, Palladium, the "Fritz chip" and "Trustworthy" computing were all about. In that vein, it's on a par with "The Right To Read".

      I've recommended this story to nontechnical folks who want both a good cyber-yarn, and a good explanation of what kinds of laws Hollywood's buying from Congress.

    6. Re:Poor writing. by jaymz168 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually the cryptogtaphic handshake isn't a metaphor at all, since nearly all (read:recent) remote entry systems use some sort of cryptography for the handset to send messages to the alarm system. This was developed because car thieves with some tech were able to pick the messages out of the air and go to your car after you left and send the messages back; viola, open car. Now the things use randomly generated cryto keys to stop this kind of attack(not sure how often they create new keys..probably every time you use it)

    7. Re:Poor writing. by metlin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree. This seems more to be an attempt at "acting cool" than any serious science fiction writing.

      He's taken standard ideas from the geek community and has jumbled them up in a story. Disney's in league with the **AAs, let them be one of the evil badasses. Sun One + Java gives us JavaOne. And ofcourse, the Big Brother is a badass, so there you go. Plus some 3l337 h4x0r speak, cryptographic terms and ideas of an Orvellian nightmare thrown in. Everything you'd think the average cs-geek would like?

      Wrong!

      Some aspects of the story are nice, like trust (not only in computing, in life too) and the way companies of tomorrow may try to control the way media dissemination AND their employees work, the burnout of coders and how the safest havens of tomorrow might be the living hells of today. But otherwise, it mostly sounded like lame speak to me.

      Good science fiction (the guy can't even say it's sci-fi, he calls it just fiction at b0ing-b0ing) would just inherently impress the readers without trying to go on great lengths to explain some lame ass terms or go into longwinded exaggeration of how somethings are today (whether vapourware will work out?).

      Take Arthur C Clarke's The Star or EM Forsters The machine stops , or David Zindell's Shanidar. You don't need to put in any effort for it to strike you as good work. You can just feel it.

      This is poor writing, bad content and an attempt at /l4m3r h4x0r attitude - LART!/ If this guy is one of the best of tomorrow's sci-fi, God save sci-fi.

      He does not even come close.

    8. Re:Poor writing. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      As he aimed his remote at it and initiated the cryptographic handshake -- i.e., unlocked the doors --
      When I read this I actually laughed. It seemed to me to be a kind of punch at the way that techno-speak is infiltrating the language. Sort of a glipse of the future of euphamism and linguistic vapidity.

      I mean can you see the commerical? "The new Toyota Hybrid! Now with new and improved cryptographic handshake doomaflagie whiz-bang action!"

      Vincit que se vincit.

      --
      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    9. Re:Poor writing. by pantropik · · Score: 1

      Actually, calling it "sci-fi" is generally frowned upon. The Sci-Fi Channel, for instance, is a great example of true "sci-fi". Glitzy (cheesy?), over-the-top, all-for-effect, thoughtless mass-media crap.

      The Foundation series is science fiction. Anything Arthur Clarke ever wrote is science fiction. Certain stories by King (Dreamcatcher) have flirted with becoming science fiction. The Tommyknockers, OTOH, is SF (more on that in a bit) but NOT "sci-fi". Independence Day, Killer Clowns From Outer Space and their ilk are "sci-fi".

      No science fiction writer would ever refer to his or her own work (except, perhaps, in scorn or self-derision) as sci-fi.

      SF, on the other hand, is NOT science fiction, merely speculative fiction. It encompasses many genres: fantasy, horror, and generally forward-looking stories that may not be true science fiction because ...

      According to Ben Bova:

      Science fictions stories are those in which some aspect of future science or high technology is so integral to the story that, if you take away the science or technology, the story collapses.

      And ... ...when I say science fiction, I mean stories that meet the definition given above. Other areas of the field, I will refer to as SF.

      And then the definition of "sci-fi": ...the term "sci-fi", which most science fiction writers loathe, I will reserve for those motion pictures that claim to be science fiction but are actually based on comic strips. Or worse.

      So, yes, this story IS science fiction. NOT sci-fi. It may or may not be great science fiction, but it is certainly above the level of sci-fi.

      And, lest you come back with a boatload of (flaming) gibberish about Mr. Bova, I'll just mention a few of his credits:

      Author of almost 100 books, both ficion and non-fiction.

      Former president of Science-fiction and Fantasy Writers of America. President Emeritus of the National Space Society.

      Once taught science fiction writing at a backwards little school called Harvard, as well as at the Hayden Planetarium in NYC.

      Former editor of both Omni and Analog. Oh, and he also won a half-dozen or so Hugos.

      All that being said, this wasn't the greatest science fiction story ever told, but it was certainly thought-provoking and seemed a hell of a lot more insightful than what the average hack would turn out, in hopes of pimping the work out to Hollywood. Maybe that accounts for it being so "boring" to so many of the posters (those who actually read it and those who merely claimed to). Maybe if he'd jumped through all the right "literary" hoops (read as: sensationalized it all to pieces merely for the sake of sensationalizing it all to pieces) it would have gotten a better reception.

      Maybe people have simply become disinterested in story-telling in the traditional sense (ie, this piece being a classic cautionary tale). If he'd put in a bit more sex, a few more explosions, and plenty of things that would look great with the help of a few million in digital effects but add basically nothing to the story itself ... who knows ...

    10. Re:Poor writing. by phriedom · · Score: 2

      I think the point of all the lingo and technical details, like CVS and "cryptographic handshake" was to give the main character a voice and show us how he thinks. He thinks "0wn0red" and "fourbucks." And technical details are important to him, because he is an engineer. He wants to know how the key fob remote opens his door and so he thinks of it that way, instead of just "the clicker" or something like that. I'm a user, not a programmer, so I don't know what CVS is, but it didn't bother me, I assume it is a system for letting many people work on a project and combine their parts without overwriting each others work. I took it to mean he was doing things the "right" way as a matter of course, same as when he was documenting his code as he wrote it. Thats just the way his mind works. The 133t stuff may have been a little over-the-top, but it is forgivable.

      --
      Don't moderate flamebait as Troll. Know the difference or you will be Meta-moderated.
    11. Re:Poor writing. by metlin · · Score: 2

      Well, I guess it's my mistake, I was unaware that there was indeed a difference (I was however unable to verify what you said, but I'll take that at face value since it does sound plausible).

      So, yes, this story IS science fiction. NOT sci-fi. It may or may not be great science fiction, but it is certainly above the level of sci-fi.

      My reference was regarding the fact that this author had not bothered to call it Science Fiction, and someone else had to point it out to him. It wasn't an attempt at categorization, it was merely a pointer on what I felt was his attitude.

      And, lest you come back with a boatload of (flaming) gibberish about Mr. Bova, I'll just mention a few of his credits

      If I did come across as someone who'd be carping and flaming everybody, I'm sorry, you're mistaken. I was just speaking my mind about what I felt about this piece of work.

      All that being said, this wasn't the greatest science fiction story ever told, but it was certainly thought-provoking and seemed a hell of a lot more insightful than what the average hack would turn out, in hopes of pimping the work out to Hollywood.

      This is again a matter of perspective. Have you read Arthur C Clarke's The Star? It's a short story, but immensely thought provoking. Or for that matter, any one of Asimov's many short stories.

      Maybe that accounts for it being so "boring" to so many of the posters (those who actually read it and those who merely claimed to).

      Well, I did read the whole story and came away disappointed, probably because I expected more. It's the first time that Salon had posted something like this, and I guess I was hoping for a lot more.

      Maybe if he'd jumped through all the right "literary" hoops (read as: sensationalized it all to pieces merely for the sake of sensationalizing it all to pieces) it would have gotten a better reception.

      I beg to differ. A good short story, like I said earlier, does not have to try too hard or go onto explaining into great depths aspects of technology or give hi-tech sounding names to make an impression. For example, the short preface in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy is written in such a way that it prompts the reader to read the whole way, without having to resort to any jargon speak (ofcourse, that Adams does resort to this later in the book is irrelevant in this context). Or for that matter Philip K Dick. If you must use jargon, do your homework and use styles like Baxter or even Tolkien.

      Maybe people have simply become disinterested in story-telling in the traditional sense (ie, this piece being a classic cautionary tale).

      If you must resort to story telling, you could try Tolkien's or even CS Lewis' style of writing. Is that not story telling that people still enjoy? Significant parts of Herbert's and Zindell's works are indeed story telling.

      If he'd put in a bit more sex, a few more explosions, and plenty of things that would look great with the help of a few million in digital effects but add basically nothing to the story itself ... who knows ...

      Sensational-ism might work with a few, but for the serious reader, it will not. I do not know, this seems to be a growing trend. A lot of writers these days seem to be relying on this to sell their ideas, which could be seen as emulation the movies.

      I felt that a lot more could be done, this was just something you'd come up with on a bored saturday evening than serious writing. My point again is that do not try to sound cool by adding wierd terms and analogies. Instead just write good content.

    12. Re:Poor writing. by Hobophile · · Score: 1
      Actually, calling it "sci-fi" is generally frowned upon. The Sci-Fi Channel, for instance, is a great example of true "sci-fi". Glitzy (cheesy?), over-the-top, all-for-effect, thoughtless mass-media crap.

      I have seen an amusing alternative pronunciation for "sci-fi" that I can't source at the moment, though it may or may not have been Locus. I read that some SF writers like to pronounce it "skiffy," to emphasize their disdain for the label. Works for me, and it's fun to say, too.

  17. Laff... by Jippy_ · · Score: 0, Redundant

    0wnz0red

    When I saw the title, for a second I thought maybe someone hacked a /. submission..

    Jeeze...

    =-Jippy

  18. Thank you, and THANK YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly. Since when does being technologically proficient preclude using intelligible English?

    Coincidentally, defining yourselves as, or accepting the label of, or owning the title of 'geek' as your own, instead of just being technically smart people is either A) elitist or B) self deprecating. Neither is good.

    I've been "hacking" my metabolism, cognitive brain function and autonomic functions for years. In fact most people do they just don't call it that. Get real.

  19. Crap by countach · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'm as geeky as the next guy, but I'm not going to read some crap just because I understand the lingo. I read the first page and it sounds like a story going nowhere fast. Ludlum, now there's an author worth reading, just wish I had more time to get into it.

  20. bah... by CoderByBirth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...this stuff about using an inordinate amount of term-dropping in your text is old, and moreso, it makes for a boring read.

    The use of advanc3d codewords in his writing just barely covers up the pretty thin plot,
    and most importantly it doesn't build up atmosphere, which should be the primary use of this trick.
    Gibson used it with success in most of his books (although, at Mona Lisa Overdrive, it did start to bore me) because he had Th3 F33l for it.

  21. Re:How so? *spoiler* by Darth+Maul · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, I just don't get the Stephenson fascination. Everyone said Snow Crash was such a great book, so I read it. I will never read another Stephenson book again. Ever. That was the WORST ending to a decent setup ever. I just couldn't believe what I was reading. It's like he totally gave up on even attempting a reasonable conclusion.

    --
    --- witty signature
  22. no downloadable... by h0tblack · · Score: 1

    ...I may read it if there was a downloadable version (other than AvantGo). But the combination of the bad comments here, my trudge through the first few paragraphs and the lack of an easy way to get it onto my Zaurus so I can read it on the toilet means I'll probably give the full thing a miss.
    I'm not convinced that it's aimed at the 'geek demographic' either, whatever that is ;)

    1. Re:no downloadable... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1
      1. Click on the "print" button.

      2. Go to File menu, select Save As.

      3. Use your favorite method of HTML-to-docfile conversion to stick it in your PDA. I'm not familiar with the Zaurus (I use a Clie) so I don't know what that might be for you, but surely you have one. I used iSilo.
      --
      Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
  23. Cringe-worthy by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I found this story very cringe-worthy.

    Every couple of lines it reminded me of similar self-indulgent crap I have written myself.

    I can see that it is nearly good, but there are too many ideas (as is common in first works, dunno if this is...), the tech-speak sticks out a mile and the particular set of tech-speak chosen makes it look like the author just read the jargon file.

    No non-pretentious person uses that much core stuff from the jargon file in everyday speech. Maybe you'd already be using some of it before you read the jargon file, and maybe you'd adopt some more you liked from it, but this stinks of wholesale adoption of a new lingo.

    Sorry for being a bit incomprehensible, I am tired and just had to fill in a job application form from hell.

    graspee

  24. yes, feed us crap, we want it by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 0, Troll
    it feels like it's aimed squarely at the geeks' demographic.

    Does this actually sound like a recommendation to anyone at all, or just faintly patronising and insulting?

    The story just reads like the bastard offspring of "ph34r me, I don't understand codepages" megatokyo and "1337 h4x0r" jeffK. Since when do 10-year-olds write for wired? Oops, sorry, they always have...

    or, in the words of the excellent "quit slashdot" page:

    So, really, it's time to ask yourself: why should I read Slashdot? Because it targets my demographic? That's a silly reason.

    1. Re:yes, feed us crap, we want it by Winterblink · · Score: 1
      Does this actually sound like a recommendation to anyone at all, or just faintly patronising and insulting?

      What site do you think you're reading? :) This isn't PrepNews, or GothNet. It's Slashdot, for nerds (read:geeks). It has a demographic, and if you don't like it you have two options. 1) stop reading /., and 2) Start using the story filters to take out categories you feel affect the SNR on here for you. Personally, I take the latter option. But that's just me. :P

      --
      "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
      -Hoban Washburn
    2. Re:yes, feed us crap, we want it by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 1
      What site do you think you're reading? :)

      Ah, the old catch-all argument. :)

      This isn't PrepNews, or GothNet. It's Slashdot, for nerds (read:geeks). It has a demographic [...]

      Not really my point. Anything that is worth reading doesn't need to be "targeted at a demographic". Using a demographic as an input filter (the *reader* (in this case, editor) exercising judgment) is not the same as chasing the demographic in order to pimp your content (the *author* trying to pre-empt the reader's judgment). Consider these cases:

      1. this story is about xyz, because its author likes xyz. our readers like xyz. they may find it interesting.

      2. this story has had lots of xyz references put into it, because the author knows that we like xyz and thinks we will read anything that refers to xyz.

      See the difference? Think advertising. "We use this imagery not because we like it, but because we think you like it and we want your attention...and your money...."

      1) stop reading /.

      Done that, but I miss the trolling too much. Maybe it's my twisted sense of humour.

      2) Start using the story filters to take out categories you feel affect the SNR on here for you.

      I'm vain enough to thing that the question of what interests me or not is a little more complex than ticking checkboxes...if a story is funny/interesting, it doesn't matter what topic it's on. Hell, I've had more interesting conversations about women's fashion than some of the "techie" items that get re-tread in the same way over and over again. :)

      I guess this is why I don't get people who refer to themselves as a "nerd" (or "geek", or whatever), as if a 4-letter word could summarise your personality. (If it does, you need help! and a life) I hate people pigeonholing me - why should I do it to myself?

    3. Re:yes, feed us crap, we want it by Winterblink · · Score: 1
      Ah, the old catch-all argument. :)

      But a good one! :)

      See the difference? Think advertising. "We use this imagery not because we like it, but because we think you like it and we want your attention...and your money...."

      An interesting analogy. Applied to /. of course, money=clicks/hits/karma.

      Done that, but I miss the trolling too much. Maybe it's my twisted sense of humour.

      Hahhaha, yeah really. I swear my karma does a nosedive everytime someone posts a Microsoft patch submission. God forbid anyone should go against the grain on /. .

      I'm vain enough to thing that the question of what interests me or not is a little more complex than ticking checkboxes...if a story is funny/interesting, it doesn't matter what topic it's on. Hell, I've had more interesting conversations about women's fashion than some of the "techie" items that get re-tread in the same way over and over again. :)

      I won't even touch that last bit. :) But at least the checkboxes help to *reduce* the clutter.

      I guess this is why I don't get people who refer to themselves as a "nerd" (or "geek", or whatever), as if a 4-letter word could summarise your personality. (If it does, you need help! and a life) I hate people pigeonholing me - why should I do it to myself?

      Oh there's no way in hell you can get a four letter word to sum up someone who goes to lan parties and cools their athlons with liquid N. Just use a five letter one: avoid. :D

      --
      "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
      -Hoban Washburn
  25. You're not alone by wirefarm · · Score: 3, Funny

    As someone who's 'website' evolved into an interactive weblog, I happily await the day when the term 'blog' falls into the same pit of disused linguistics as 'cyber', 'breaker, breaker, good buddy' and 'where's the beef'.
    As for 'Wiki', the very word gives me the heebie-jeebies and makes me wonder if I should give up computers completely.

    (As for your sig, I'd say the only reason to use Netscape 7.x instead of Mozilla is if you're still hanging onto those shares of NSCP, just in case...)

    Cheers,
    Jim

    --
    -- My Weblog.
    1. Re:You're not alone by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

      I happily await the day when the term 'blog' falls into the same pit of disused linguistics as 'cyber', 'breaker, breaker, good buddy' and 'where's the beef'.

      I totally hear you. These phrases are just played out. You know what I mean, Vern?

      --
      I have been pwned because my /. password was too easy to guess.
    2. Re:You're not alone by kisrael · · Score: 2

      As someone who's 'website' evolved into an interactive weblog, I happily await the day when the term 'blog' falls into the same pit of disused linguistics as 'cyber', 'breaker, breaker, good buddy' and 'where's the beef'.

      I dunno, it might be hear to say. 'Blogs seem to have a lot of support in the online youth culture, and that culture is really fond of shortcuts...on instant msg'ing, a lot of them speak a form of baby-L33T. Fewer numbers, more like artist-formerly-known-as song titles.

      --
      SO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE: The Comic for Dealing with Death
    3. Re:You're not alone by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 2

      It's due to the whole real-time communications, such as IRC and instant messengers. When a lot of them started using those systems, their typing speed isn't that fast, thus they love shortcuts. Also, before mobile phones got predictive typing, typing a message took an age (It still does, but a much smaller age, like the Roman age compared with an ice age), thus shortcuts were appreciated there too.

      Why on earth they still insist on using it in things like e-mail and weblogs, where typing 100 words or so shouldn't take particually long compared to thinking of what exactly to write, I will never know.

      And don't get me started on their piss poor grammar. "You are" becomes "you're", not "your". "Your" is a word, "you're" is a contraction.

    4. Re:You're not alone by kisrael · · Score: 1

      I tend to make mistakes like that frequently: swapping it's for its. I know which is which but I don't always notice when I've made a mistake.

      Depending on the mood I'm trying to express, sometimes I'll just use "yer" as an equally incorrect substitute for both "you're" and "your".

      The number of typos has gone up for me in the past few years; I think it's either an early onset of decreasing mental capacity, or the way I taught myself to type much more quickly a few years back. I'm hoping it's the latter.

      --
      SO YOU'RE GOING TO DIE: The Comic for Dealing with Death
    5. Re:You're not alone by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 2

      There's a difference between a typo and just flat out refusing to acknowledge the existence of the word "you're", as soom people seem to be implicitly doing.

  26. What happens? by coopaq · · Score: 1
    ...what happens when programmers gain
    the ability to hack their own autonomic functions

    What happens when I open slashdot
    and I don't know what the hell
    you are talking about?

    1. Re:What happens? by Futaba-chan · · Score: 2, Funny

      What happens when I open slashdot
      and I don't know what the hell
      you are talking about?

      No, no, no! Always
      five-seven-five, and never
      nine-five-six. Baka!

    2. Re:What happens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happens when I open slashdot
      and I don't know what the hell
      you are talking about?


      Apparently, what happens is you post a worthless noise message about it. You are of course perfectly free to read a site that talks about things you don't understand, but why are you wasting your time and everyone else's complaining about it?
  27. a better writer of geek fiction by henben · · Score: 1
    Charles Stross does this sort of thing so much better.

    Online samples of his fiction

    I especially recommend "A Colder War", although it's not geek-specific.

    Note that he's collaborating with Doctorow now, too.

  28. Do not meddle in the affairs of cyborgs ... by wiredog · · Score: 3, Funny

    for you are conductive and can support 110 volts.

  29. 31337 by XMunkki · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah, and 'elite' is written like '31173' or '31337' just to hide the fact that we are really talking about lamers ;)

  30. from the indrect self-promotion department by argStyopa · · Score: 2

    Isn't this a tad self-referential?

    Posting a positive "news story" about a geek-code short story written by a blogger.

    That's as bad as /. pimping a book by Taco or jonkatz.

    --
    -Styopa
  31. Fifteen minuts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't have to finish the first page to be bored out of my skull.

    A nowhere story about a nothing loser? And this is "interesting and informative?"

    It read like a bad made for TV movie "Life of a nerd". I don't know anybody like the poor loser in the story.

    1. Re:Fifteen minuts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, another person who's attitude is "I didn't like the first 3 words so the whole thing is crap".
      Buy a clue.

  32. Fun Read by revery · · Score: 1

    It reminded me vaguely of a story by Theodore R. Cogswell with Theodore L Thomas called Early Bird. The similarities were along the line of the evolutionary enhancements that Liam and Murray received, though the method of obtaining them was quite different.
    I've always been a sucker for "people obtain near human perfection through cool technology then do neat things" types of stories - Isn't that sort of the plot of most anime? (Either that, or the main character is a mysterious stranger who begins the movie with incredible abilities - I'm thinkin' "Ninja Scroll", "M.D. Geist", etc.)

    Anyway, I enjoyed it, it wasn't William Gibson, but it was worth the read and then some.

    My 2 cents, anyway.

    1. Re:Fun Read by Rader · · Score: 2

      Actually I was GLAD it wasn't William Gibson, which allowed me to enjoy it for what it was. (20 minutes worth of reading instead of 2 hours)

  33. Now I've read it all by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since I bothered reading to the end of the story, I have to both agree and disagree with the comments posted. The first couple of pages were remarkably cringe-worthy, dropping as many '1337' terms in as possible, but once it got into the meat of the story, things picked up a bit.

    It certianly isn't a masterpiece, but the concepts raised in it are interesting and there's a fairly good plug for anti-palladium issues, in terms that the layman could work through.

    The characterisation isn't the best and throughout there is the edge of wanting to be accepted as part of the tech crowd, at the expense of the ordinary reader, but these can be overlooked with an open mind. If you let you mind create and fill out the characters and situtations, it's not a bad read for fifteen minutes.

    Ultimately, if you don't like the way it's going don't read it, but a bit of perseverance will see you through to the good bit. If only the author had realised that most readers won't do that and had made the story a little more engaging from the start.

    Goblin

    --
    It's all fun and games until a 200' robot dinosaur shows up and trashes Neo-Tokyo... Again
  34. God is Crypto by volts · · Score: 1

    The rights management/Descarte bit that culminates in
    "'Yeah?' Liam said. 'Who's God, then?" "Crypto,' Murray said."
    is pretty amusing.

  35. A Katz by any other name by realmolo · · Score: 1

    Man, that was a shitty story. I mean, that's high-school level stuff. In a college-level writing course, that would rate about a C.

    So, Jon Katz is writing fiction under a nom de plume now?

  36. Slashdot affect by Interrobang · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Except that judging from the writing around here, most Slashdotters wouldn't know the difference...

    Affect and effect are two different words, people.

    But seriously, on topic, I really liked that Doctorow story. The beginning was definitely a bit klunky by my standards, but by the middle it started to pick up quite a bit. The self-conscious (or didn't you guys catch that part?) references to '1337-speak' (the written language with no spoken form!) were rather amusing.

    It's nice to see someone play with language, and it's nice to see someone who apparently knows a little bit of something (instead of a whole lot of nothing) about computers writing speculative fiction, for a change. Or don't you guys get a little bit annoyed about totally impossible (instead of wildly improbable) computers (and/or technology) in speculative fiction?

    Also, another question: Considering all the geek holy wars, can geeks truly be said to have a demographic?

    1. Re:Slashdot affect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, several of my friends have figured out how to pronounce the letters, perhaps a testament to the type of person I hang around, but I'll post anyway and dodge flames later.

      0znz gets a slightly accented 0, and a drawn out z
      l33t gets a raised pitch on the 33
      suke is either pronouced souk or saukay (this a point of mild debate)
      r33t gets the same treatment as l33t
      teh is hard to describe, but you start with "th" then move to make the terminating sound, but instead pronounce "h" as in the h part of "hello"
      r sort of gets the a choped off the begining

      There are many others, but thats all I can descibe easily.

  37. Unreal, totally by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1

    After reading the story, and the comments here, one point remains: the protagonist, whose name I've already forgotten, emphasises how easy the body is to hack. Then he goes on about "Seratonin Levels" et cetera.

    Seratonin. Aha.

    What the fuck ever. My point is that the function of the body is not described by an amalgam of what is currently known. It may be possible to compile a list of what the human body is capable of, i.e., what the extremes are, and perhaps some information on the interconnectedness of it all - and I like the point made in the story that the excercise does not burn fat, but puts the body into a state where it is prepared to burn fat (although there's no reason it ought not do it any other time (apart from the obvious: if it did it willy-nilly, you would die)) - together with a small portion of the low-level goings-on, such as Seratonin, Vitamins, DNA, what-have-you, but information on the great slab of middleware is kind of flaky. Does anybody know, on a molacular level, what message I would have to send my body for it to commence burning fat? I don't think anybody knows.

    Hard ess eff ought at least to be marginaly credible.

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  38. An interesting if distracting read... by Phule77 · · Score: 1

    It reminded me quite a bit of Bruce Bethke's "Head Crash", with a bit of John Scalzi's Agent To the Stars mixed in. I didn't find the dropped haxor speak too irritating...obviously these were people who had become too professional in their coding to really be considered true hackers...the dropped language bits were actually signposts to how mainstream they were, not a pretention of understanding.

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  39. intersting, but one bigass plot hole by GutBomb · · Score: 2

    in regular slashdot tradition I must nitpick

    ok, here comes spoilers so if you give a rats ass, yadayadayada

    Ok so he takes the shit to somalia. did he forget that when you are "infected" you have to eat 5 cheeseburgers and a box of krispykremes every fucking day? part of the reason life sucks in somalia is the lack of food and malnutrition.

    sure he can cure them, but where is he going to find the amount of food to make it work? he didn't bring it with him, since all he has is a laptop.

    1. Re:intersting, but one bigass plot hole by Marasmus · · Score: 2

      "Until further notice", he was on a 5-cheeseburger a day diet. It was a configured parameter of his metabolism. I'd wager to say he probably tweaked it to his liking once he started getting into the code.

      You're definitely right about the food supply problem in somalia. The biological 'upgrades' expected in the story wouldn't do much good there, since people can't get the food to feed their metabolism. He might be able to cure AIDS, but that still doesn't help him open a McDonald's franchise there!

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    2. Re:intersting, but one bigass plot hole by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Ok so he takes the shit to somalia. did he forget that when you are "infected" you have to eat 5 cheeseburgers and a box of krispykremes every fucking day? part of the reason life sucks in somalia is the lack of food and malnutrition.

      So you're saying the real reason the Feds developed this nano/biotech was to make sure that their b0rgz had to remain in the US or starve to death, and that it was all a plot to enslave us to the will of the donut makers and hamburger shops?

      Y'know, that'd make a great story too. (Scary thing is, if there was a genetic mod that made me require a box of krispy kremes every day and not gain weight, I'd be first in line. Skip the rest of the superhuman powers... Mmmmmm. Doooonuts! :-)

    3. Re:intersting, but one bigass plot hole by Dread_ed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you sure that he didn't plan to just eat a few of the Somalians each day?

      He could just program himself to have them all taste like ice cream!

      Vincit que se vincit.

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  40. Neal Stephenson by sstory · · Score: 1

    This reminds me, Neal Stephenson was working on a new book, related to Cryptonomicon. Anyone know what the status is? Did I miss any Stephenson news? Moderators might bash this as off-topic, but lemme slide on this one, guys.

  41. not so bad by psycht · · Score: 1

    i can really see this as a sci-fi channel feature movie, but inorder to appeal to the masses, one wound need to tone down the dialogue with l337 sp34k.

    Or maybe TechTV will get some funds together and tackle a h4x0r flick.

  42. Re:How so? *spoiler* by swb · · Score: 2

    Amen to that. Snow Crash was, like a lot of SciFi, a bunch of tech concepts wrapped around a narrative that'd earn most high school creative writing students an F.

    I fell for the popular buzz surrounding Neuromancer, too, and I found it so dull I couldn't even finish it.

  43. Much, much better: "Synchronized" and "Unlisted" by vaxer · · Score: 2

    William C. Calvin's Synchronized and its sequel Unlisted are great reading. Kate Medici's phone firewall isn't as dangerous as YT's dentata, but damn if it doesn't look handy after all. (Perhaps a combination of the two would be good. When you get a telemarketer on the line, just press the button...)

    Calvin is generally pretty realistic about computer security and crypto -- one-time pads actually run out of bits, and nobody hax0rs an entire network by clicking on a pi symbol in the corner of a web page. Better still, the plot's entertaining, and Our Heroine is a BOFH. Fun stuff, and well worth putting on your handheld for those boring meetings.

  44. huh.. by talks_to_birds · · Score: 1
    • "...a rumor circulated among the evening cleaning-staff that he was a compulsive masturbator..."

    The only masturbation being conducted here is that being perfomed by the "author" of this sophomoric piece.

    Buzzwords as a substitute for writing.

    And geek buzzwords, oh my!

    That's certainly reason enough to get it mentioned on /.

    t_t_b

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    1. Re:huh.. by oooga · · Score: 1

      don't be stupid. the geek speak is used primarily in dialogue, and realistically at that. he's not being lazy; he's being representational. besides, the plot devices are compelling and so on (well, arguably, I guess)

      At the very least this work was not a work of masturbation. That just doesn't make any sense.

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  45. Neuromancer vs. Snow Crash by hyacinthus · · Score: 2

    Comparing these two books is a little like comparing _Stagecoach_ with _Blazing Saddles_. Both movies are Westerns, after a fashion, but one came at the beginning of the genre and was a movie which everyone took seriously and emulated for years; the other came at the end of the genre and ensured that nobody could take Westerns entirely seriously again.

    I prefer _Neuromancer_ to _Snow Crash_. Gibson, to my mind, exhibits a real flair for creating memorable images. Armitage wordlessly breaking his wine glass, Case knocking down the wasp's nest, Case's meetings with Wintermute in various personae. He also occasionally manages a beautiful economy of language (e.g. when Case shoots the image of Julius, "he was right about the blood." Or his finding the picture of Corto: "the eyes were Armitage's.") Compare Gibson's spare prose with Stephenson's exhausting, aggressively illiterate style in _Snow Crash_.

    hyacinthus.

    1. Re:Neuromancer vs. Snow Crash by Digitalia · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that you describe Stephenson's style of prose to be such. When I introduced Snow Crash to a few friends, I described his writing as casual and laidback. I thought it was a very interesting way to write. Compare Stephenson's style with that of Hemingway. Whose style is more aggressively and exhaustingly illiterate? I would say Hemingway, and yet Hemingway is considered to be one of the giants of literature.

      However, Snow Crash is not an accurate representation of Stephenson's prose style. In fact, Stephenson's narration changes depending on who the main character is. It's entirely contextual. Even within Snow Crash, there are changes in narration that depend on the dominant character at the moment. Compare the narration in scenes where Hiro is dominant, verus when YT is dominant, and even when Fido is dominant. All three passages demonstrate a different style of prose. Stephenson's greatest trick is to make his narrations match the characters who would be making them. In cryptonomicon, the same style can be clearly seen as well. There are three primary styles of prose utilized: The extremely rigorous, mathematical jargon of Lawrence Pritchard Waterhouse; The coarse, casual Marine-speak fo Bobby Shaftoe; And the casual nerd-speak of Randall Lawrence Waterhouse.

      I personally think that Stephenson is an excellent author whose works are not only enjoyable, but very well written. Most specifically, I enjoy the facts which are strewn throughout the book, and the interesting philosophical/technological concepts which underly each book. In The Big U, the focus is Jayne's bicamerality of the mind; In Snow Crash, it is the exploration of the Sumero-Babylonian gods as neurolinguistic hackers; In Cryptonomicon, Stephenson brings up the idea of representations (Or Archetypes as Jung might call them); And in Snow Crash, the distributed organic computing of the nanotech virus is the focus.

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    2. Re:Neuromancer vs. Snow Crash by Digitalia · · Score: 1

      "However, Snow Crash is not an accurate representation of Stephenson's prose style," should be written as "However, Snow Crash, as a whole, is not an accurate..."

      This makes this line fit a bit more with what I was trying to say.

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  46. Sensible Erection covered this wednesday. by crovira · · Score: 2

    Its old news but an okay read. A little Promethean though.

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  47. Bad timing by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    Comon, Slashdot, I don't have time to read a novella at work!! Post this kind of story on a Saturday!

  48. Re:How so? *spoiler* by Nightpaw · · Score: 2

    All of his endings suck. You just have to be prepared for it.

  49. Re:How so? *spoiler* by mekkab · · Score: 2

    I found neuromancer to be a beautiful zen koan... (but kind of inline with Rush's hemispheres!)
    Case is just that- a shell of a person denying the flesh for the mind.
    And the wintermute-nueromancer connection is the seperate spheres of humanity coming together- best exemplified by the cryptic things it/they say at the end.

    Whereas I think I read shockwave rider (not sure of the title, but it had a techie hero, a manage-a-trois love scene, using eels to splice nerves, etc) and it also had the zen unity angle going for it, but it SUCKED.

    just my two bits.

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  50. I agree, but/Diamond Age ending help! by mekkab · · Score: 2

    I still love the diamond age, and think the entire rest of the book completely makes up for it.

    Now back to the ending:

    No, I didn't "get" the ending. I thought the drummers were mad cool (organic computing... and remember kids, organic means poop!) it was cute everyone had their own quest, the drummers were sacrificing that one chick (I didn't get why or what the "information overload" sacrifice meant) then they saved her, and then...... ?

    So if any critical readers out there want to give an interpretation, I'm all ears!

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    1. Re:I agree, but/Diamond Age ending help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You understood that the drummers were organic computers. The sacrifice you refer to is the result of their computations. The nanites of all the men enter into the females body, where they combine their data with the other nanites' data to be processed. The calculations are so intensive, and the numbers of nanites so great, that the heat becomes immense and the female roasts.

    2. Re:I agree, but/Diamond Age ending help! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This all being done to discover the seed, a sort of distributed nanotechnology. A means of removing reliance on a central repository of pure materials.

    3. Re:I agree, but/Diamond Age ending help! by mekkab · · Score: 2

      aight, aight, but if she overheats, then how does any of her "calculations" bear fruit?! (its been a few years since I read it, maybe there is just some detail I'm forgetting)

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  51. you are fools by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

    I read this story a couple of days ago because I was pointed to it by a friend of mine. I really liked it and I think that some of you are kind of not looking at it the right way, the 1337 5P34K was obviously meant to be tongue in cheek, I do it with computer people all the time, it's just a little joke "oh I'll update your page if you want, I'll just SSH in and 0wn j00". There's nothing that everybody likes so I guess it doesn't really matter, but whatever.

    1. Re:you are fools by Dan+Crash · · Score: 2

      Exactly right. It's supposed to be over-the-top in that way. Slashdotters are notorious for missing the nuances in things, and this is no exception.

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  52. you suxor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you just didn't get it.

  53. Score -1, Offtopic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, so my post was kind of flamey, but the parent wasn't? It's certainly not offtopic to point out that the poster didn't even read the story carefully enough to understand that the cryptographic handshake isn't a metaphorical description for unlocking the car door, it's what's actually happens when he unlocks the door.

    Mod me up or mod this guy down, but don't let such a stupid comment stand unopposed. You might even want to read the story yourself. Cory's a damn good writer.

  54. Re:How so? *spoiler* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what book you read, but it was definitely not Brunner's Shockwave Rider, or anything by Stephenson.

  55. Re:How so? *spoiler* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a similar note, everyone always claims that Tolkien is an excellent author, that his books are incredible, et cetera. I disagree. Tolkien's writing is incredibly boring and banal. His inability to discern between that which is important and that which is a triviality is very distressing. I don't give a damn that some hobbits walked, and nothing happened. I especially don't give a damn when 50 pages of the book are devoted to the task of walking. His novels read more like extremely detailed travelogues, not well crafted stories meant to catch our intrigue.

  56. why not read the print version? by jspraul · · Score: 1, Informative
  57. More errata by moyix · · Score: 1

    "And in Snow Crash, the distributed organic computing of the nanotech virus is the focus." should probably be "And in The Diamond Age, the distributed organic computing of the nanotech virus is the focus.", no?

  58. Cryptographic Handshake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps my understanding of handshakes is confused, but I believe that a handshake requires both parties to send and receive such as when an audible modem initiates a handshake which involves both modems to make sounds acknowledging each other. Given this definition, car alarms do not have a handshake.

    Try opening a remote for a car alarm. Since when do they have a receiver of any sort inside? Granted, they do have a transmitter but certainly not a receiver.

    As far as the cryptographic part is concerned, it is doubtful that they utilize cryptography to its fullest extent. Perhaps they have a secret code represented by a few bits, but is that even truly considered cryptography anymore?

    Based on these points, I am hardly prepared to consider "cryptographic handshake" as anything but a metaphor and a weak one at best as elaborated upon in the parent.

  59. filtercube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't even read this on the school's computers. The filter must've caught pr0n in there somewhere or something along those lines...

  60. Re:Poor thinking. by Hobophile · · Score: 1

    The cryptographic handshake ISN'T a metaphor. It's what's actually happening AS he unlocks the car with his remote.

    You are wrong. If it was a description of events, the line in question would read something like:

    As he aimed his remote at it and initiated the cryptographic handshake, unlocking the doors, he spotted the guy leaning against the car.

    The author's use of "i.e." -- which unabbreviated is "id est" in Latin, or "that is" in English -- means that the sentence should be read as follows:

    As he aimed his remote at it and initiated the cryptographic handshake -- that is to say, he unlocked the doors -- he spotted the guy leaning against the car.

    As the sentence was written, this latter reading is the correct one. Thus "cryptographic handshake" is a metaphor, thus I can criticize it on those grounds.

  61. odd futurama reference by jx100 · · Score: 1

    yes, but can they power a starship?

    1. Re:odd futurama reference by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Nobody will find out until they develop robots capable of lifting them (and willing to) :-)

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  62. It didn't go where I thought it would go (SPOILER) by ymgve · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...but it was a damn good read, and the Fritz chip might become reality. Though, one thing the story didn't bring up that I had in my head all the time was that this would open for the absolutely best way to break any copy protection:

    The piece talks about how the Fritz chip ran at Ring minus one. From the first mentioning of hacking wetware, I saw one thing; your own body runs at Ring minus TWO. So, if you actually could directly interface with your body, you could extract any information that at some time entered your body. Which means that no matter how secure and complicated the media corporations' deliverance to your eyeballs/ears is, the moment it enters your brain, it's yours. I imagined that somebody would 'hack' their brain into feeding out exactly what they received through their senses - movie in, perfectly copyable rip out.
    The only way the media corporations would be able to evade THIS would be to check that the person in front of the video screen doesn't have any biological modifications - and there's no way there will be an effective, non-invasive procedure of doing that.

    Now, this might be quite some years into the future, but it illustrates that no matter how deeply the media corps entrench their copy prevention systems, there's always the analog hole. And until we can hack our brains, we still have the excellent circumvention techniques known as 'pointing a video camera at the screen' and 'placing a microphone in front of the speaker'.

    The sooner RIAA/MPAA realize this, the sooner they can give up trying to lock down everyting and instead try to give the masses what they want instead..

  63. Re:How so? *spoiler* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny. I saw the movie and thought.. Where are the long journeys? The camp fires, the roasted rabbit, the nervous horses, the terrible thirst, cold, exhaustion etc? It seemed in the movie like everything was 10 miles apart, and the characters didn't get any travel time to bond and develop.

    Tolkien used a very simple story to present a rich complicated world full of amazing characters, history, lore, spirituality, etc. Not the other way around - he didn't use a world to present a story. The story can be summed up in 3 lines. The world (including all it's characters) is so big it didn't even fit into 4 books.

  64. Fiction? by JSkills · · Score: 1
    With all of the TRUE real life stories about hacking and the "cyberpunk" culture out there - why on earth would anyone need to spend time reading about something that never happened?

    Of course I do appreciate good fiction now and then, but when it comes to anything computer related, I'd rather "keep it real". If we wanted fiction about computers or the internet, we need only to look at any movie where some "hacker" is prompted by some giant GUI password dialog box and after a few tries he cries "I'm in" after "hacking" his way into the "system".

    Try Paul Taylor's Hackers before spending your time on this ...

  65. Pseudo Gibson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds to me like this guy is trying to be the next William Gibson. W/out the originality. "..and the name reminded him of Cognitive Dissonance, which was the name of Liam's favorite stupid Orange County garage band."

  66. No. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    It's "like stephenson's work" as in "I like stephensons work," and "I like this" and "I have a complete lack of understanding of liturature with which I could construct a statement about this work"

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  67. Heh. by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The ending to snowcrash did suck, and so did the ending to Cryptonomicon.

    Sthephenson's work is really more about the trip then the destination. You should really read Cryptonomicon though, don't be put off by Snow Crash (which I enjoyed reading, personaly). Cryptonomicon can't really even be called Sci-fi, and it's a very enjoyable, fun, read.

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  68. shockwave rider by merigold77 · · Score: 1
    "Whereas I think I read shockwave rider (not sure of the title, but it had a techie hero, a manage-a-trois love scene, using eels to splice nerves, etc) and it also had the zen unity angle going for it, but it SUCKED"

    Whatever it is you're describing, you're right about one thing -- you got the title confused. Shockwave Rider doesn't have any of those things. It has for a protagonist a confused guy (Nick) who was the product of a weird experimental school (Tarnover), escaped, and ended up in a secret town built with serious amounts of QWAN and funded by a hotline of *listeners* (talk about selling your attention). That's Shockwave Rider by John Brunner, a cyberpunk pre-cursor. (Nick reprogrammed his lives using a telephone touch pad... pre PC, pre cell phone tech.)

    I don't think I ever read the 3-way-eel-splicing book. But I'm curious what the title is if anyone remembers.

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    1. Re:shockwave rider by mekkab · · Score: 2

      that's fine, then I'm just a moron.

      But I guess I can't blame myself for not remembering the title of a lack-luster book...

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  69. Jayne's bicameral mind!? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    In The Big U, the focus is Jayne's bicamerality of the mind

    Um, what? I'm not even sure that book has a focus

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    1. Re:Jayne's bicameral mind!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Focus might be the wrong word, but the concept underlies all of the actions in the book.

  70. Know your audience by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Consider the paragraph on the first page where he mentions that the protagonist loses commit privileges on CVS. I know what CVS is, but that's beside the point. I shouldn't have to, because CVS doesn't relate to the story at all!

    You know what CVS means, I know what CVS means. If everyone knows what CVS means, then there is no reason not to use it. I don't see how its use could detract from your enjoyment of the story if it doesn't go over you head, other then to make yourself feel smarter then the author for finding flaws in his work.

    Also, it does have meaning in the story, it showes that they wouldn't let him make changes to the code directly. Even people who don't know what CVS means spesificaly might pick that up.

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  71. I liked it by LMCBoy · · Score: 2

    OK, from these posts it's obvious that there's a lot of geek cred to be had by hating everything, but let me just say I enjoyed this story. It was legitimate sci-fi: it told a good story set in a recognizable world that explored the consequences of one "what-if" question. In this case, 'what if human physiology could be "hacked" with a computer?'. That's an interesting question.

    I also don't get why people are disparaging it for the leetspeak and acronym-dropping ("CVS" et al.). That's the nomenclature for the world he's describing. It would have been more weird if he had decided *not* to use such terms. Plus, I loved all of the twisted slang of familiar terms: "Fourbucks muffin", "Lo-Cal", "Shallow Alto"...great!

    Then again, what do I know, I liked Stephenson's books too.

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    1. Re:I liked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that the story was bad (it was even quite interesting for paragraphs at a time!) but it's not award winning writing. It doesn't flow and is not accessible.

      The author (who's name I didn't bother to mentally note) needs to get over how 31337 he is; this isn't 1996, 1337 speak isn't even leet. Neither is dropping as many acronyms and over-extended tech metaphors in your prose as possible.

      Maybe, he's really a Technical Writer (like the protagonist) moonlighting as a legitimate author..

  72. Re:It didn't go where I thought it would go (SPOIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, way of topic but...

    And until we can hack our brains, we still have the excellent circumvention techniques known as 'pointing a video camera at the screen' and 'placing a microphone in front of the speaker'.

    Today I spent 40-quid buying DVDs. 4 films I already had at home on VCD. Not particularly brilliant films, but good to watch when there is nothing on the TV.

    Now, if someone told me I could pay 1-quid for a legal poor quality "camera at the screen" style VCD I'd pay up - I'd even supply the media. If the film was any good I'd consider buying the full DVD - if it was reasonably priced.

    And the net result? More money for industry from me, and less need for redundant anti-piracy measures.

    But no. Greed dictates that the more money you charge, the more money you make. Restrict access to your product and you can dictate terms. Add "features" and you make it more "desirable".

    But I'm mostly not bothered about dobly 5.1 (I don't even care about stereo mostly) and them additional features mostly suck. So it's really just about the story the pictures on the screen tell.

    But try getting the self important execs in holywood to listen to that.

  73. Have you even taken a collagelevel writing course? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Just wondering.

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  74. Re:How so? *spoiler* by jrstewart · · Score: 1

    Actually, the WORST ending to a decent setup ever can be found in Stephenson's The Diamond Age. It may as well have ended in mid-sentence. That being said the beginning and middle are so compelling it may still be worth the read. However, his books Zodiac ("The Eco-Thriller" -- it's not at all cyberpunk) and Cryptonomicon don't suffer from this problem at all. Both are excellent books.

  75. Thanks a lot, Slashdot by duck_prime · · Score: 1
    I'd also like to rant about morons who are too fucking lazy to say W-W-W. I'll vomit if I hear one more geek say "dub dub dub".
    We used to be able to omit the "www" and just say thisnthat.com, or somesuch.

    Thanks a lot, "http://slashdot.org/"
  76. Re:Not just Stephenson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see your Stephenson and Coupland and raise you a Bruce Sterling.

  77. Re:Not just Stephenson... by jovlinger · · Score: 2

    I thought it somewhat similar to Egan's "Blood Music" (which goes in a different direction), and very similar to Barnes's [sic] "Mother of Storms" (*). In the latter book, the protagonist's thought processes are enhanced, and he eventually discovers how to control exactly these autonomous processes.

    It's also a damn good book: Barnes either sucks or rocks. This book is in the latter category.

    All of Egan's work is highly recommended.

  78. Re:Not just Stephenson... by BJH · · Score: 1

    Egan's Blood Music? I think you mean Bear's...

  79. Re:How so? *spoiler* by DDX_2002 · · Score: 1
    The one thing everyone who I've talked to about Stephenson agrees is that the guy can't do an ending to save his life. Snow Crash doesn't end, it just stops. WTF? I still want to know what happened to Uncle Enzo. Diamond Age was better about ending, and Cryptonomicon had (i thought) a decent ending.

    Doesn't matter, though. The ideas and the set-pieces make the books worth reading. The "Big Flush". The Piano. The Worm. The stripping of the van. The theory of drug complexity. The whole discharge pipe diving adventure. The Deliverator (the funniest thing I've ever read). The Black Sun (one word: "Safe"). The librarian. Reason. Rat Thing. Uncle Enzo. The opening set-piece about the implanted popcorn gun. The adventures with the Primer. The dentistry bit. The prospectus. Qwmlgrh (or however you spell it).

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  80. Its & It's - OT, sort of by wirefarm · · Score: 2

    My mom was an English teacher and she told me once how to get over the Its & It's thing.
    If you can substitute 'his' in the context and it still sounds sort of ok, use "its".

    Your welcome. ;-)

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  81. linux is gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and so are computers

    and so are you if you waste life by posting on this site

  82. Re:Not just Stephenson... by jovlinger · · Score: 1

    erm... maybe I do.

    Blood Music was back when Bear was good. However, between Vitals and Darwin's Radio, I'm none to happy with him---c'mon two books in a row with so-so plot devices, and absolutely no endings? I honestly think he owes me money back for Vitals, it was so bad.

    I'm currently re-reading Eon to see whether I was just young and impressionable when I decided I liked him.

    Egan still kicks ass tho, even if he didn't write the book I alledged.

  83. correction by solferino · · Score: 2

    Everyone said Snow Crash was such a great book, so I read it. I will never read another Stephenson book again

    reply to above comment :

    You should really read Cryptonomicon though

    my comment - i suggest you don't take the replier's advice - i felt exactly the same way you did after grimacing my way through the very long-winded, masturbationary text that is cryptonomicon - i.e. i never wanted to go near stephenson's writing again

    and by the way, the copy of cryptonomicon I read (which i borrowed from the library) had this fake cut pages effect to it which i've seen in some other american editions - what's up with this? looks like book fetishism to me

  84. Third-person *viewpoint* based writing by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

    I don't know what it is, but a lot of people seem to have this problem of assuming every narrator is omniscient, and calling errors or slang that creep into it "bad writing." The same thing gets Lois Bujold's Vorkosigan novels criticized...because people don't realize it's third-person viewpoint narration, which combines the character-based perspective of first-person with the out-of-bodyism of third-person. We get a window on how the character thinks, and why he does the things he does, and how he instinctively reacts, without the conceit that somehow this person is telling us everything with eiditic recollection of every single word everyone said.

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  85. sci-fi != science fiction... by gwalla · · Score: 2

    Harlan? Harlan, is that you?

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    1. Re:sci-fi != science fiction... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      This comment made me laugh out loud...

  86. JavaOne by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    Sun One + Java gives us JavaOne

    JavaOne gives us JavaOne.

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  87. Re:How so? *spoiler* by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 2

    I think it appeals to the type of person who loves details. And he describes every scene in such amazingly vivid detail that I rarely find people I pictured a sceen vastly diffrent than.

    Some peoples minds seem to be inclined to be absurdly precise, and Tolkien caters to this mindset. Apparently, there are other people who don't apreciate this, which is fine.

    His inability to discern between that which is important and that which is a triviality is very distressing.

    Thats actually what I like the most. I tire sometimes of reading only the "important" and "story moving" parts, Tolkien provides an entire believable portion of history, from the context of the year in the life of some hobbits. A truly amazing task, and it fills me with awe that he can have such a succulent imagination to describe an entire world to the point that it's almost real.

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  88. Re:How so? *spoiler* by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

    Dude, you are SO deprived. If you want a good ending to a good SF story, check out Bujold. The story winds down about 2-3 chapters before the pages run out. The conflict is resolved and then she cleans up all the loose ends and satisfies all your "And then what happened?" cravings.

    Cryptonomicon was the best of the three, I'll grant you, but it's still not a good ending to a story. And I don't like to read novels or literature...I like to read stories. Nice, escapist, completely packaged and well-told stories. If I wanted harsh reality I'd put the book down and get back to my life...

  89. blog schmlog by Mind+Socket · · Score: 1

    Well, I'll grant that blog is a crap name, but at least it's something unambiguous. I was under the impression that a weblog was what you got when you looked at /var/logs/httpd/access_log.

    Just me?

    I gues bjournal doesn't really scan too well.