Interview With The KDE And GNOME Release Managers
An anonymous reader writes "It has to be tough, keeping projects as big as GNOME and KDE organized, but that is the job given to those projects' 'release managers.' In an interview on Linux and Main, KDE's Dirk Mueller and GNOME's Jeff Waugh discuss their wacky, devil-may-care, hell-bent-for-leather, zany, fun-filled world -- the shadow, as T.S. Eliot put it, between the idea of a release and its reality."
Isn't that job going to be obsolete in about a year anyway with the advances KDE is making?
Come on fhqhwgads!
an interview with the goatse guy!
Sweet, first to reply
Frist psot?
Kill my karma, scumbags, but this is the first time I've ever seen a blank screen when I hit "post comment".
probably not, you stupid 20 second day thing, die already
Please tell me this is not "The Day Job".
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Gnome and KDE seem to be geared towards windows migrating ppl. They all emulate the same basic look and feel. My question is, is there any project of the same calibre (of would be soon), that does a native look and feel (modern and cool, like in movies) for Linux/BSD's ?
Thank you.
Amma Fui
Don't believe the bullshit. In the past few weeks I've read so many comments from jackasses talking about the ice on antarctica melting. The opposite is true. See for yourself.
s ea ice.html
http://www.gsfc.nasa.gov/topstory/20020820south
They're Judas Priest fans? Sweeeet!
:-)
sorry...couldn't resist
I applaude the work of leaders, teams ,and freelancers, who have given their free time(and a lot more) to a project that will mean so much to poor communites around the world. These poor communities now have access to technology that can uplift and enrich their lives without breaking their wallet.
perhaps .. technologies such as these will do much to ammend the huge discrepancy between rich and poor.
Thank you, in the purest sense possible.
A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.
The really interesting question is where does this convergence start? Are the reward systems, involving kudos and problem-solving pleasure for free software, and money for commercial software, fundamentally different? I suspect they're not, and that there is much less difference between an open source project and commercial product development than is sometimes thought. I'd guess that the more successful examples of each strongly resemble each other.
So do you want to come back to my place and...you know...manage my release?
I have pizza bagels and blue kool-aid.
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the strongest word is still the word "free"
Come on fhqhwgads!
Dear Mr. Dirk Mueller and Mr. Jeff Waugh:
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But seriously, thanks for all the fish!
"To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
BME: When did you first realize that your ass could be the source of pleasure?
While watching porno films I saw women getting dick in their ass all the time and they seemed to like it a lot, so I thought I'd give it a try.
BME: What was it like the first time you stuck anything in your ass?
I was about twenty at the time the first time I tried it. The first time -- actually most of the first year -- I took no pleasure from it. But, I knew that the porn stars seemed to enjoy it, so I stuck at it and grew to love it as well.
BME: Why did you start putting larger objects in?
I saw gay films where men who were taking whole arms up their ass were getting pleasure from it. I learned to take pleasure from stretching my ass, and the wider I opened it, the more pleasure I took.
BME: How quickly were you able to move up to bigger items? Do you have a training regime?
It took me about two years to be able to take a wine bottle, and four years to take a 32cm ball. Recently I've been able to take a big ball, much bigger than the bottle. To pass that level I had to first train my ass with bigger bottles, like 1.5L pop bottles. There were a number of painful sessions with a lot of blood and ass-hurt for about four days after each session.
Because I am not comfortable writing in English, I will tell you my personal method in French.
BME: Thanks, I'll do my best to translate it for the readers. (Note: The following answer was translated by BME -- I apologize for errors in the translation.)
When I first started, I was using small bottles of shampoo. After that, I tried small apples, and then bigger ones. At this point I'd put a year of stretching in, and bought myself a large dildo.
My method was to dilate my ass as often as I could -- every day, even if just for a short while. Before starting it's important to use a large dildo; use it to both warm up and clean your ass, so make sure you stick it up all the way. When you find that you can take this large dildo without any work-up or preparation, then you know that you're ready to take it to the next step.
Then, in each session, to get your bottom prepared, put in a big cucumber. Soon you'll arrive at a point where even the biggest cucumbers you can buy at the grocery fit easily in your ass. Now you're ready to get serious. Buy a small Coke bottle, and use that in your ass. When that passes in and out easily, move on to bottles of wine. Once you can take wine bottles easily, you can move on to even bigger things.
If at this point you're having trouble with the 1.5L Coke bottle (just try not to force it out because the bottle is very hard), you can also have slower stretching fun with candles. Try putting them in one by one and seeing how many you can fit in -- at this time I was putting in about fifteen at the same time. The candles are great because they allow your anus to stretch very slowly.
Once the 1.5L Coke bottle can enter your ass, train every day or two (use a large dildo first, then the bottle every session). Most of the time I use Vaseline, but don't do what I do in this case. I think that the best lubricants are the ones you can buy for this in a sex shop.
When the 1.5L bottle is passing easily, go out and buy plastic balls that start at a diameter a little bigger than the bottle. Play with those, and with time, and a little luck, you'll arrive at my level too. (Don't feel bad if you're just beginning -- when I first started, I could barely shove a finger in my ass).
What I'm going to tell you now is very important if you plan on doing extreme sessions and taking large gauge. Do not bandage your ass. Do not tighten your buttocks. Try not to get an erecection -- you want the blood to be in your ass lips, not in your cock. It's not easy, but it's important that you think of nothing and empty your mind. It's absolutely necessary that you concentrate on your breathing. Don't think of the pain; know that it will pass. The real secret though is to breath -- and remember, without the pain, it's IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE THE BIG ONES!
BME: What does it feel like? Is it sort of like getting fucked by a really well hung guy?
I want to make it very clear that I'm not gay -- I LOVE WOMEN!
BME: I'm sorry -- I imagine people must make this mistake all the time?
All the time, yes. Frankly I'm getting fed up with it.
BME: But you didn't tell me you'd gotten the idea for the bigger play from watching gay porn?
Yes, but the gay aspect never aroused me -- just the ass part. The films only helped show me that men enjoyed anal play as much as the women did.
I just want to find a woman who wants to play fisting with me (to fist me, or to let me fist her). I'm searching for one or two or more women to join me in my play -- I want them to stretch my ass with four hands at the same time while my body is supported. If there are any French women reading this, please write me -- it's my dream to do this performance.
Back to your earlier question, playing with a very large object feels a lot like having to take a shit very urgently. Even though you feel like you need to shit, that's just your imagination, and you can get extreme enjoyment with your ass so full.
BME: Do you like the way your ass looks when it's all purple and blown out?
Not at all, I prefer it when my ass accepts the stretching without any damage.
BME: Have you ever bled from the bigger objects?
Maybe eight or ten times I've had blood, but it was mostly because I didn't use enough lubricant.
BME: So... how big do you think you can go?
I'm looking for a bigger ball right now. I want to push my stretching as far as my body can physically support. I go slow though, because I never use drugs or anesthetics of any kind; I prefer feeling all the pleasure and the pain!
BME: What's the difference between pleasure and pain?
When I reach the limits of stretching, the pleasure and pain merge into the same feeling -- the pleasure this brings is amazing! Just two days ago I managed to put in a ball 37cm around (that's almost 15"). The feeling of pushing that out of my ass was indescribably pleasurable. Next time I do that I'm going to be sure to video tape it -- I'm sure I could probably even make money with that one!
BME: What are some of the objects you've stuck up your ass?
I've stuck up two big cucumbers at the same time, 1.5L and 2L Coke bottles, balls of all sizes, every size of wine bottle, lots of big butt plugs, etc.
I had a lot of trouble taking the 2L bottle because it doesn't fit in the ass gently. I can take a bigger ball, but a big rubber ball deforms to fit the shape of the ass -- it doesn't get smaller, but it's an easier fit.
BME: After a session, how long does it take for your ass to go back to normal?
Just five or six hours usually.
BME: Does it hurt afterwards?
No, not at all, but for the next few hours I can feel the ass's big lips.
BME: Are there permanent effects?
Yes -- my ass is bigger than ever!!!
BME: Do you need to wear a diaper? Does everything still work?
I'm not a baby!!! Everything is normal for me. All of the "anal destruction" I've done was done by me with care, and my ass is as normal as yours is... Although sometimes when I'm taking a crap it's huge because I've now got the capacity to really stock up. My digestion is trouble free though, and I've had no problems at all.
BME: What sorts of emails do you get from your fans?
Well, I don't know that many people online, but mostly admiration, asking for advice, and I've met a few other ass stretchers who've sent me pictures of their stretching.
BME: If someone wants to starting putting bigger things up their ass, how should they get started?
Take it slow. Start with little toys, and take your time growing your ass.
BME: Have you told any of your friends or sex partners about your ass play?
Oh, no! Up until now it's been TOP SECRET!
The KDE guys need to stop with the crybaby shit. They sound like a bunch of whining jerks. In reading the list of things RedHat fixed (and I do mean fixed), they should happily accept most of the things as positive for KDE. The list contains several fixes that are for standardizing the desktops which are supposed to be done anyway. There are changes which may not be to their liking, but get over it. Mandrake and others have always packaged their own KDE stuff, but when RedHat does it, they start screaming! They are rightfully afraid they are going to lose in the desktop wars (which is what they are despite all the hippie-love everyone can win bullshit that has been going on lately). KDE chose early on to make a usable desktop and build it on a questionable foundation, now that has come back to bite them in the ass and they are pissed. Look only at yourselves, don't piss & moan about it and start porting your apps to the better desktop.
As a project Manager I can really associate with these guys..
;)
;) If it looks to tough to finish in time, delay it for the next release.. I have seen releases with 50 updates and fixes scaled back to 10-15.
;) Mind you I would recommend it to anyone who wants to see how project teams, communities and stakeholders react to what happens with software releases. As the release manager you are one of the few who ever gets to see all sides of the argument.
I became a release manager at the company where I used to work by volunteering... it nearly gave me a heart attack after 18 months.
Release dates are set at standard intervals becasue theat's the way it has always been done
Scope changes to meet time available
Time to code ! bah no release manager has time for sleep, family or counter-strike..
and all of the above explains why I now do Business Continuity rather than release management
lounge around on the blue couch
C'mon, it's on every Slashdotter's mind.
That's the most informative post I've ever seen here on Slashdot.
Somehow, I'm not surprised he's French.
...is a terrorist. Plain and simple.
But the editors beat me to it. FUCK!
Ask them to go out together and get fu***ng drunk. Maybe they will have sex together, jump off a cliff, rob a bank, or, even, start merging KDE and Gnome.
Let Gnome 3.0 and KDE 4.0 be the same!!!
"I think I can get Jurassic Park back online."
You know where you are? You're in the $PATH, baby. You're gonna get executed!
This is sort of off-topic, but have you noticed that KDE is looking more and more like a Mac OS ripoff? Take a look at this and tell me that the centered panel, glassy icons/scrollbars/buttons/menus don't look quite a bit like Aqua. The thing is, they still managed to (imho) keep it butt ugly. Compare this to GNOME which has become much less ugly (the default GNOME 1.x skin looked like a bad Motif/Windows combination) and more unique.
Yes, it's skinnable. No, 90% of users will never change the skin. If more than 10% will, then GNOME/KDE still have a long way to go (96%+ of windows users never change the color scheme; 75%+ never change the wallpaper)
Not even a wide eyed and innocent child who loves you unconditionally?
I believe in the Greenspan effect; but, not unconditionally.
Being responsible as a release agent for anything
like KDE or Gnome has got to eat a BIG hole in your daily time line, I have a few moments in my day to help friends with small problems out of my normal daily work cycle, I can't imagine the time it takes to get involved in a project of this magnitude. My Hat is off to you. I have a small job as a SMT operator/prgmr,eats up 8-5 real fast, my brain even faster!
There I was completely wasting, out of work and down all inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town feel as though nobody cares if I live or die so I might as well begin to put some action in my life Breaking the law, breaking the law Breaking the law, breaking the law Breaking the law, breaking the law Breaking the law, breaking the law So much for the golden future, I can't even start I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart you don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue if you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too Breaking the law, breaking the law Breaking the law, breaking the law Breaking the law, breaking the law Breaking the law, breaking the law You don't know what it's like Breaking the law, breaking the law Breaking the law, breaking the law Breaking the law, breaking the law Breaking the law, breaking the law Breaking the law
KDE and Gnome releases are fine, but compared to the Mozilla build/release process, managed by the enigmatic Leaf, they are 2nd class. Mozilla developers created their own tools to do it, too. Mozilla is cross platform, continuous builds, bug tracking integrated with version control, and they released regularly on a five week cycle (now quarterly), and daily build and smoketests. And once again, Mozilla is cross-platform -- Linux, Windows, and Mac OS 9/X.
Sorry to crash the party, but I have yet to see KDE or Gnome approach the bar that Leaf and Brendan Eich set high.
There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
all inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
so I might as well begin to put some action in my life
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
So much for the golden future, I can't even start
I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart
you don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
if you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
You don't know what it's like
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law
..movie operating systems have bad useability?!..
Ive never had problems with my movie operating system. Say... you want to hack someone? Simple!
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Step 2: Enter the IP Address of your target, or click 'Hack Previous Download Stream' to hack the last server you sent data to. Then click OK
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Simple!
lol :)
Thats what the movies would have us believe
They keep mentioning it in the article and I must admit I have no idea what that is. My best guess would be it's some crazy abbreviation for installation.
...which usually includes docs, i18n, etc. as well as maintainers...
that the story has MS visual basic ADvert right in the middle?
;-) just like larry wall!
Sorry for OT trolling but kinda thought it to be real real ironic considering that Kdevelop is direct competitor of MS programming environment.
Moving back online to the topic, I felt the interview a bit more general with very general questions with even more general answers.
I guess more hard hitting interview is the need of the hour with the interviewer baying for blood
Better still get both of them together and lets have a flame war about wether KDe or Gnome is better. Too radical... I guess not i would really like to know what the KDE developers and leaders really feel for Gnome and vice a versa.. some interesting interview will be that!
My Aurora : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o91ZsGwJYyg
FB : https://www.facebook.com/TanveersPhotography
Bugzilla is way far from being the best bug tracking software. For example just compare it featureset with RT.
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Ilya Martynov (http://martynov.org/)
Hehe... Dilbert.
Try ion. Forget the eye candy. This is the vi of X window managers. You can't get more *nix than that.
I think what this article is really pointing out is that you _don't need to be a coder to contribute to open source_. I know that people who code on open source projects constantly say that, but other, non-involved people don't seem to understand that improving documentation, testing, PR, scheduling, and the other "support" tasks are damned important to a good open source project. A room full of coders will not get you a good open source project!
-Erwos
Plausible conjecture should not be misrepresented as proof positive.
The flash app of which you speak --- may we view it? Grazi.
Need a Linux consultant in New Orleans?
Linux desktop is dead...now please move on...us Mac os x users need more applications..a port of visio 2002 would be nice:)
In principle I agree with you, but playing Devil's Advocate let me ask:
Now we have to install 2 complete desktops just to run most Linux GUI applications.
How much disk space will we need if we have to install 3 or 4 desktops just to run a couple of apps?
No sig for the moment.
And if you like it then read here:
Berlin is a windowing system derived from Fresco, a powerful structured graphics toolkit originally based on InterViews. Berlin extends Fresco to the status of a full windowing system, in command of the video hardware (via GGI, SDL, DirectFB or GLUT) and processing user input directly rather than peering with a host windowing system. Additionally, Berlin's extensions include a rich drawing interface with multiple backends, an upgrade to modern CORBA standards, a new Unicode-capable text system, dynamic module loading, and many communication abstractions for connecting other processes to the server. It is developed entirely by volunteers on the internet, using free software, and released under the GNU Library General Public License.
Less is more !
USA! USA! We're #1! We're #1!
No, no... I'm certain I'm wealthier than you.
Were you contracted at $40K a year when you turned 16?
By the way, how's your AOL? Can't mommy and daddy pay for anything better?
I betcha wish you could remember when you came out of your mother's pussy... after all, that's the last time you'll ever feel a woman's genitals.
Care to add any more hyphenated lameness to your already played-out insults? Playing the race card really doesn't work well for you... we Chinese are seen in much higher light than you backwater hicks.
And for the last time, I'm not thespoogeawards. I am, however, Blind Linux.
What's up, Doc?
Pay attention, now: he who quotes numbers first loses. I'm not impressed, btw. I invented water when I was 16, and continue to receive royalties from it. See how easy it is to make up something that is totally false?
The two of you arguing is rather comical and sad at the same time, but enough is enough. I'm much older and much more technically experienced than either of you turds, so I win. Now disappear, Y2KDipshit and your boy-toy anonymous friend of yours.
I'm not making this stuff up. 40K is a comfortable Canadian salary... quite good for a student. I was only able to work 2 months of the year, but it was great money at the time. Be it through the Canadian PS's "1 in 5 from a visible minority" quota, or through adequate qualifications,I got the job.
I will not reply to your posts in future, cockface. 2D is at least entertaining. You're just... gay.