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OSes and Applications for Aging Machines?

TellarHK asks: "My aunt and uncle, both completely unfamiliar with computers, are looking to replace a broken word processor with something new. They'd like to either spend as few dollars as possible on a computer, or replace the word processor. Silly me, I mentioned I had a spare PC kicking around. It's a Digital Equipment 'Starion 930' Pentium 100 with 40M, and onboard video of an unknown type. As this machine is going to be used for word processing, I need an OS that will work with my newly dusted-off Lexmark Z11 printer. So what are my options? Will QNX handle the limited video and printer? Is there a WYSIWYG solution for FreeDOS? Is there a chance in hell any Linux distribution can give me graphics? I've got a whopping three gig drive in there. What can I do with it?"

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  1. Windows 3.1 to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    See if you can find some old Windows 3.1 disks online (lots of places have old Windows versions available for download). MS Word 6.0 or WordPerfect on Windows 3.1 worked fine on my old 486SX-25, and I imagine it'd work just as well on a Pentium system.

    1. Re:Windows 3.1 to the rescue! by GreenHell · · Score: 1

      I'd second this as well, Win 3.1 will work fine. You probably can find a copy of it in your local second-hand computer shop for cheap as well (I know the one around here has plenty of them)

      This is especially useful, seeing as the Un*x printer compatibility database lists the Lexmark Z11 as being only paritally supported. Or to be more specific, the Linux driver does 600dpi colour only. Besides, I highly doubt you'd even want to think about getting X running on that old of a machine.

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    2. Re:Windows 3.1 to the rescue! by JonK · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Windows 3.1? Hell, it's way overspecced for that (what'd Windows 3.x do with 40MB of RAM?) My advice? Drop NT4 Workstation w/ sp6a, Office 97 and IE 6.0 onto it then lock it down the wazoo (you may also want to install something like NetOp or, if you're strapped for cash, VNC onto it to enable you to do support from the next town/county/country..)

      Quick, easy and stable, and all your kit should just work out of the box. The remote manageability and increased stability of NT over 3.x (gack!) and 9x (urgh!) make this a nobrainer.

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    3. Re:Windows 3.1 to the rescue! by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Sheesh, I ran OS/2 2.1 for years on a 486 DX/2 66 with 12 megs of ram and a 360 meg hard drive. Not only that, I frequently ran Wordperfect 6.1 fir Windows 3.1 emulated as well, with no problems.

      Come to think of it, I still have that machine here and boot it up for kicks. My next machine was a Pentium 100 that I didn't retire until four years ago. What the hell is this? Its not like we are talking about a 386 DX 40 with 4 megs of ram.

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    4. Re:Windows 3.1 to the rescue! by Mark+Pitman · · Score: 1
      highly doubt you'd even want to think about getting X running on that old of a machine

      Back in the day, I had X running on a 386DX 40MHz system with 16MB RAM. Not that I would want to run anything close to that configuration today! But it is possible.

    5. Re:Windows 3.1 to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha yeah i agree...

      in college, a 486/66Mhz with 12 Megs of ram and a 300 meg HD got me amazingly far... I ran Autocad, Matlab, Mathematica on it ( not all at the same time of course :)

      I thinks an older version of MS Word should work proper enough, no?

    6. Re:Windows 3.1 to the rescue! by chthon · · Score: 1

      No problem running Linux and X on such a machine. I once installed it on my father's 100 Mhz Pentium.

      These days I am experimenting with low-latency and preemptive kernels, and they do a real good job on such machines.

      I think that the printer driver probably should make the decision.

  2. Whoa by PaddyM · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    That's a pretty old machine. Maybe there's some applications on punch cards or something, but that's beyond my years ;)

    1. Re:Whoa by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 1

      That's not an old machine at all, and in fact that machine can be quite useful in other roles. I run NetBSD on an old 133MHz 486DX with 32MB of RAM. This machine handles DNS and DHCP, and has had no crashes. I'd have to say that old hardware is at least just as reliable as new, and maybe even more so.

  3. install FreeBSD from cd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and in 20mins you will know how well it's suported. Especially something that old will be autodetected if possible.

    Also, try google next time. And note the GPU is normally near the actual port, so you can just pop the case off and read the name off of it.

  4. Overkill - Ha! by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have an old laptop which I use for a similar purpose: an IBM thinkpad 755, which is a 486/75 with 20mb of RAM, and what is possibly the world's most troublesome video adapter.

    Despite these shortcomings, I am still able to run Windows 98 with Word 2000. '98 boots up in about a minute, and word takes about 10 seconds to load. For an 8 year old laptop, that's pretty darn good. The only drawback is that the type is somewat laggy, although the system described in this article should be nearly twice as fast.

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  5. WordPerfect by reverius · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No pun intended, but WordPerfect on some form of DOS sounds "Perfect" for the job. I believe that was a common word processor at the time that computer was made ;)

    You might also want to look for some really ancient versions of Word, if they'll have an easier time with that. I don't know, I haven't used either.

    It's possible to run linux on that type of hardware - I'm currently running Linux on my Pentium 90 with 16 MB of RAM. Go with an older version of Debian, like 2.1 or maybe 2.2.

    However, I can't think of any word processors on Linux that are easy and stable enough for someone without Linux experience to use. LyX is close, but you have to learn LyX first (it's so different from most word processors). Forget about running AbiWord, KWord, or especially OpenOffice on that kind of hardware. :)

    1. Re:WordPerfect by yasth · · Score: 1

      It is a pentium not an early 386 :) No need for some antidiluvian software.

      Speaking from experience, 95 SR2 + Office 95/7 will run fine, and fit in a smaller space then that if need be.

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    2. Re:WordPerfect by reverius · · Score: 1

      Now that I think about it, yes, you are absolutely correct. Win95 (but probably not 98) and Office 95/97 would run perfectly on that hardware. That's probably the best choice for non-computer users.

    3. Re:WordPerfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      non-computer users

      How would a non-computer user use Windows 95 exactly? ;P

    4. Re:WordPerfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got to say I like that I like the term 'antidiluvian' applied to software. It hearkens back to the good old days, before Win 95. Jargon file material for sure.

      Of course, I'm sitting here missing the old school text parser Sierra games. There was a lot of good stuff before the flood. Fuck, install FreeDOS, WP 5.1 and the original Hero's Quest. It might seem a little dated, but for the nostalgia value alone it's worth it.

    5. Re:WordPerfect by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      My mom still owns and uses in her classroom a 286 with Lotus 123, WordPerfect, and Print Shop. Obsolete? Well, it goes from cold stop to ready to use in 60 seconds. My previous employer's Win2K IBM T20 laptop takes six minutes to do the same.

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  6. debian by rodentia · · Score: 3, Informative

    Linux will run like a dream on that thing, man. I am running debian w/ graphical environment on AMD K-5 100, 32M, 500M HD.

    Loverly.

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    1. Re:debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Linux will run like a dream on that thing
      The LawnMower Man's in your head now, Doctor Jones.
    2. Re:debian by longbottle · · Score: 1

      Heh... how much of that 500MB is being used for swap? 128MB? And which of the linux GUIs can possibly run on such crippled hardware?

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    3. Re:debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While Linux is generally an excellent operating system, it's probably not the best choice for someone who isn't at least somewhat comfortable working with computers.

    4. Re:debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've installed debian 2.2 on an old 486/32. I don't do a lot with it right enough - a bit of LaTeX, xfig, c and fortran. But it goes and runs Windowmaker and icewm nicely. It's soon to be repurposed to control my first attempt at interface electronics. I got the machine out of a skip --- there are more where that came from.

    5. Re:debian by damiam · · Score: 1

      Fluxbox

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    6. Re:debian by rodentia · · Score: 1

      32 and windowmaker

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    7. Re:debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      afterstep afterstep afterstep.
      hell i run afterstep on machines where kde/gnome would run well.

  7. Do your research by Hard_Code · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Really, it would do you good to spend just a few minutes researching the alternatives on google. While few operating systems will run as fast as you want it is entirely possible to run Linux or your choice of BSD with a GUI in that configuration. X should run just fine. There is also a tiny X implementation that will run just fine under low memory circumstances. I wouldn't even consider 40 MB of RAM "low memory" as far as Linux, and *BSD is concerned. "Low memory" is more like 4 or 8 MB. Of course with a little handiwork you can strip down the Linux or *BSD kernel to as small as you like. QNX and FreeDOS are other alternatives, but of course you won't get as much application support on those OSes (ok QNX is fairly sophisticated, but still AFAIK, it doesn't have anywhere near the apps that Linux does). Watch out though, OpenOffice is fairly hoggish.

    The post even comes off as a bit insulting, as many of us were using Linux+GUI way before 100 mhz + 40 MB was considered outdated. It is by no means something far fetched.

    Practical advice:

    * Stripped down Linux
    * FVWM or BlackBox or Aewm spawn of your choice

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    1. Re:Do your research by joshuac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ---snip
      Practical advice:

      * Stripped down Linux
      * FVWM or BlackBox or Aewm spawn of your choice
      ---snip

      add (from the evil dark side)

      * Win95
      * Win98
      * NT 3.5x
      * NT 4

      All will run fine on this hardware.

      At my parents house I have a 486dx4/75 with 16MB of RAM running windows nt server, working as a dial on demand router between a wireless "symphony" (product made by Proxim) LAN to a dialup ISP (as well as hosting a small local postoffice). It's been in place and running for over 3 years now. Slak would/could not install on that proprietary POS Compaq Presario (known problem, some older compaq's of that era had a known incompatibility I found out about later), so out of desperation, I installed NT. Squeezing it onto the 180-something MB system partition was a challenge, and using the remaining space on the 210MB drive for the postoffice did not leave them with much room for large messages, but it works. Your P-100 with 40MB of RAM and 3GB (geez, what will you do with all of that?) of disk space is spacious in comparison.

      Why bother with QNX and work to support the odd video card/printer, when you could just install windows 98 and be done with it? Or for that matter, plenty of Linux distros will work fine (Mandrake for one will not; just the graphical _installer_ on 8.0 complains about resources at the slightest nudge; but there is always the text-mode installer).

      Otoh, if what you really looking for for your aunt and uncle is an oddball OS that will shutup any of their annoying friends silly enough to come over to help them with their computer, install OS/2 Warp 3. It will _fly_ on that machine, in fact you have a little too much RAM for that version of OS/2 to use optimally, (some RAM will be forced into disk cache duty only) and I have yet to see any equivalent (in functionality) to the presentation manager/object desktop combo anywhere else (Evolution may be much prettier, but not nearly as elegant IMO). Plus, OS/2 always has had great support for Lexmark printers.

      And you maintain the goal of using something which is definitely no longer mainstream.

    2. Re:Do your research by rafa · · Score: 3, Informative

      There are a lot of light apps one can run. I had a similar setup up until not so long ago. These are the apps that I found ran nicely on that hardware.

      • xwc - great little file manager, really fast
      • blackbox - as mentioned
      • dfm - for desktop icons, your relatives might like this app.
      • gkrellm - system monitor. It acatully feels faster if you can see the CPU go at it. Really. :)
      • xscreensaver
      • asmix - to set volume, dockapp
      • ascd - cd player, dockapp
      • some aterms
      • Abiword
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    3. Re:Do your research by j-turkey · · Score: 2

      I haven't seen this mentioned yet, but if you go the *nix route there's a decent window manager that is lightweight, and nicely configured right "out of the box". I haven't used it in some time -- but the project website suggests that development is still active...but check out the XFCE window manager.

      Check it out here.

      Its lightweight, and in the past, its run quite well on all of my old naff hardware. It borrows alot from Sun's CDE.

      Hope this helps
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    4. Re:Do your research by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      XFce is still quite active, and will support GTK2 in the relatively near future. There are screenshots of various configs (CDE-like isn't the only option) at http://www.xfce.org, and my screenshot is here: http://www.monkeynoodle.org/Photos/screenshot.png/ view

      That's running some various Mozilla skins/themes (GTK, XFce, and Gkrellm), and xplanet for the auto-updating backdrop with weather maps showing a geosynchronous view from space of my house :-)

      It's especially nice for new users because you can put the apps they care about on the icon bar or its pop-up menus. It's also very snappy from a performance perspective -- in fact, my wife uses it on a 10Mbit xterm, and you'd never know you weren't at the host.

      On the larger subject of whether to use Windows or Linux on an old PC... I've tried Linux on various relatives in the past, and my advice is: if they don't ask for it, don't give it to them. My mother-in-law is a perfect example -- when I replaced her OE5/Word98/IE/Freecell machine with an Evolution/OpenOffice/Mozilla/AisleRiot machine, you'd probably think she was happy, right? Well, the transition from Word to OpenOffice was the show-stopper, because despite being shown a few times she couldn't make the leap from a W icon to a Seagull icon. That plus stupid webmasters who lock their sites to non-IE users with a browser-detection routine. I've had similar experiences with other relatives, but my wife is a happy Linux user because she's grokked the freedom issue.

      So if the user is interested in Linux for the freedom or performance or stability aspect, as some of my neighbors are, help them install OpenOffice and Mozilla on their Windows machines and then see what they think in a month. But if the user just asks for a machine and won't listen to the freedom argument, give them Windows or a Mac. Otherwise, they won't be motivated to attack the slightest of learning curves.

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  8. Linux all the way by mfos.org · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've booted linux 2.4 on a 486 with 4 meg of ram and an 80 meg harddisk, didn't get X, but w/ 10 times the amount of ram and 40 times the disk space, you should be golden.

    If the video card gives you trouble, just use the generic VGA driver

    1. Re:Linux all the way by chthon · · Score: 1

      The lowest thing I booted Linux on was a Toshiba laptop 386sx, 16 Mhz with only 3 Mb of RAM. I had to create a special boot diskette to be able to partition it first and add 5 Mb swap, before I could install Slackware on it.

      The lowest thing I ran X on was another 386sx with 16 Mb RAM and a Hercules card (yeah , b/w), 80 Meg HDD. I used it as an Xserver for my large system.

      The only thing with these systems is that even on the command line they are slow. I suspect it is the kernels, because in 1993 I already had installed Linux on such systems, and they did not seem slow at that time.

    2. Re:Linux all the way by mfos.org · · Score: 2

      Try a different shell, Ash will be quicker then bash, at that level, I was getting slowed down by my prompt being swapped in and out of memory.

  9. Help?!~ by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1, Troll

    "My cat and her daughter, both completely unfamiliar with litter boxes, are looking to replace a broken backyard with something new. They'd like to either spend as few dollars as possible on a litter box, or replace the backyard. Silly me, I mentioned I had a spare box around. It's a Digital Equipment 'Tape Drive Carrier' 20inches with 17inches, and onboard folding of an unknown type. As this thing is going to be used for litter boxing, I need an cat litter that will work with my newly dusted-off CatLogic Z11 litter box cleaner. So what are my options? Will Tidy Cats handle the limited folding and cleaner? Is there a WYSIWYG solution for poopsiecat? Is there a chance in hell any distribution can give me entrophy? I've got a whopping three inch height in there. What can I do with it?"

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    1. Re:Help?!~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WYSIWYG cat litter..........

      thats disturbed on so many levels....

    2. Re:Help?!~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a whopping three inch height in there

      I hesistate to reply on such a personal matter, but I feel it must be said. Three inches is no longer sufficent, perhaps 500 years ago when the average person was horribly malnurished it would have been acceptable. Today though, it is required that one at least have 4 inches, any less is cause for shame. I doubt you could readily please anyone with such a limited scope of motion, heck I can think of several "standard" positions that are out of reach for you..

      I would recomend then, that you see your doctor about getting a referal to an implant surgeon imediately. Don't walk, RUN! Don't worry, no one will see your package while your running.

    3. Re:Help?!~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who modded this troll?

      that was rather funny, sorry. And definatly showed the depth of the grand parent question.

    4. Re:Help?!~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My inbox is full of low-cost solutions to this problem. Would you like me to forward your email address to some of them?

  10. proposal: laugh first, get serious later. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    You might as well join G. W. Bush's search for Ben Ledin, laugh a bit and return to the good stuff

    hooray,


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  11. hate to do this to you. by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you do this, welcome to support hell. You will get calls why this does not work. That is not here...etc.

    If you want calls about how to get the *nix to work like windows by all means sign them up. I really would like to stress just droping win95 on it. Scream all you want but it is a small foot print, it is stable if your really only using for for word processing, and you not the "only well of knowledge" for that os.

    Just my views, I have only put a computer in about quite a few famialy/friends homes and linux in the long run always ends up kicking my ass. That is because they get hooked on the computer and they want to talk about it with frinds, share all the stupid shit that is not going to work on linux without some computer skills to get it to work.

    Linux and endless support for "my friends computer does this" how come I don't have the stuff he has...

    Install windows and the crash now and then with the virus that goes with it. Install linux and be the only person that can help them, and deal with the why does this not work like everyone else "I" know besides you that runs windows.

    Hard choice, make it wisely for your friends. There are cases for both, just depends which set of problems you are going to want to deal with.

    Good luck, and get use to being someones free tech support for the life of that computer. The linux biggots are going to eat me alive on this, but that just shows they are like a lot of people I know. They don't use the best tool for the job, they use the tool that they can wave like a badge of knowledge even if it was not the best choice.

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    1. Re:hate to do this to you. by dbrutus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was thinking something similar but I would tell them to go to Walmart.com and get the bottom end Lindows machine. You get a new machine, it's faster, and plenty of people are using it so they should be able to get support.

      By contrast, Windows 95 is in end of life so it (and anything older like the non y2k compliant Win 3.1 somebody else suggested) isn't going to get fixed for any bugs found later, it's not particularly safe to put on the net if they decide to expand their computing horizons later and it's running on a slow, old machine which could start having hardware failures at any time.

      At today's prices ($299) a new machine just makes sense.

    2. Re:hate to do this to you. by benjamindees · · Score: 1
      I've thought about this a lot. And, I'll admit, you almost have a valid complaint. The thing is, there is one thing you can do with Linux that is difficult/impossible to do with Windows95/98: lock them out of it. If you're giving them a machine, hell, even if you're building them a machine, tell them it will do 1) web browsing, 2) word processing, and 3) CD playing. Disable everything else.

      Sadly, and even not-so-sadly, Linux is perfect for use as the single-function device that all CS professors dread. The good news is that if Linux catches on in this market, Windows won't have the chance to embed their OS with all it's DRM and licensing glory into every hardware device made.

      BTW, I have a friend who "supports" his girlfriend's XP box, and believe me, it's "kicking (his) ass".

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    3. Re:hate to do this to you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not when you make 500$/month like most retired folks without a significant savings.

    4. Re:hate to do this to you. by Aoverify · · Score: 1

      $299? Try $199

      800Mhz/10GB/128MB

    5. Re:hate to do this to you. by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 2



      Ho lord, I really really fell for him on that one. XP is not fun to hand hold with, more so if this is the first taste of computers for them.

      I really do agree with your point on the single function I was just trying to point on more than anything else, which I think I failed to do is that:

      #1. if you put linux on that machine, your the only person for help they can call. It is hard enough to get help with a computer, let alone if you pick an OS that is not the one everyone else has. You would be amazed how many people have at least a little knowledge with windows and are willing to help a greeny.

      #2. Everyone else has these cutsy little craptard things that your "person" is going to want to use as they get into computers. It is just human nature to want to fit it.

      #3. Which I agree with you on, is if you lock them out they have a very secure and robust machine for what they are doing. Stressing that is all they want to do.

      XP....sends chills down my spine now just thinking about my parents, grandparents, friends, and other extended members of my family who know what I do for a living and have me on speed dial.

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    6. Re:hate to do this to you. by agentmunchkin · · Score: 1

      #2. Everyone else has these cutsy little craptard things that your "person" is going to want to use as they get into computers. It is just human nature to want to fit it.

      craptard :)

    7. Re:hate to do this to you. by Mignon · · Score: 2
      Interesting to hear another's view on this. I've mentioned a few times that I set up Slackware on a refurbed bare Dell for my neophyte mother. Mostly she uses it for web-based email and browsing.

      Aside from the "how do I use the mouse" questions that are platform-independent, I certainly get a few questions about why she can't open this or that attachment. (Usually some Word or Excel document.)

      My feeling as the family's designated sysadmin was that I would rather have to sometimes say "Your computer can't do that. Tell the sender to reformat it as text and send it to you." rather than sometimes say "Sorry your computer is hosed. Looks like you shouldn't have opened that email from that person. I'll have to reinstall everything now." For one thing, it's way less work. Also, I've been able to remotely admin the machine, which is a huge timesaver.

      So far things are working out pretty well. As I said, the initial questions were mostly about how to use a computer, with some that were derived from Linux's shortcomings as a desktop. But things have been pretty quiet lately.

      I think a bigger worry I'd have is supporting old hardware. You never know when some IC or other component is going to flake out, or the BIOS battery runs out.

      Good luck!

    8. Re:hate to do this to you. by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      It really does depend on how much this guy's time is worth. If he's out there billing at $80 an hour, its only a few tech support issues with Win95 before it's worth it for him to buy the thing for them. Word processors are at least $100 with some 'electronic typewriters' at $200 so if he kicks in a couple of hundred, the problem's quite nicely solved.

      Another thing, Lindows is working with an OEM partner to drop the price to $199. At a certain point, it doesn't make sense to give an old machine to relatives.

    9. Re:hate to do this to you. by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      Funny, that wasn't there before. Oh well. I wouldn't recommend giving this machine because of the lack of floppy (splurge the $20 and add it). Thanks for supporting my argument.

  12. OS/2 Warp 4 by LordNimon · · Score: 4, Interesting
    You can find a copy for cheap on eBay. It will run great on that machine, give you full networking, and it can run tons of Windows apps, as well as Mozilla, XFree86, and Star Office.

    In my experiencing, Warp 4 runs better in low memory systems (less than 64MB) than Linux + X does. I have a 40MB laptop that runs OS/2 great but Linux won't install on it.

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    1. Re:OS/2 Warp 4 by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 1

      In my experiencing, Warp 4 runs better in low memory systems (less than 64MB) than Linux + X does. I have a 40MB laptop that runs OS/2 great but Linux won't install on it.


      Out of interest, what linux distros have you tried? 40Mb is more than enough for most, except the heavier eye-candy ones (RH, SuSE and MDK spring to mind). A little slackware or debian should run just great with 40Mb.

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    2. Re:OS/2 Warp 4 by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      Red Hat 7.3. Anything older than that, and my PCMCIA network card wouldn't have been supported.

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    3. Re:OS/2 Warp 4 by Strog · · Score: 1

      You could even run heavier eye-candy distros if you kill uneeded services and run a lighter window manager. I personally like Blackbox but there are many other options that would work just as well. This gives you some resources free in case you want to run stuff like Mozilla or something else that might want a little more ram, cpu time, etc.

    4. Re:OS/2 Warp 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is what?
      PCMCIA card?

    5. Re:OS/2 Warp 4 by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      OS/2 Warp has the best x86 optimisations of any OS. IIRC I read somewhere that the way system calls are implemented uses some x86 feature not used by cross-platform OSes.
      Has anyone heard or read something similar?

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  13. Hrmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but that's beyond my years

    Come back to Slashdot once your age has hit double figures then...

    1. Re:Hrmm. by joshuac · · Score: 2

      and I felt young with my IIe when I hear other people around here chatting about their PDP-8's...

  14. Slashdot recommends...Microsoft VisualStudio.NET by BurritoJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently, Slashdot's advertisement scheduler has a sense of humor.

    Joe

  15. You have fast machines by mnmn · · Score: 2, Insightful


    You sound like youre underestimating the power of your computers. I have for over a year collected 486 and pentium machines people throw away and used them on the network here. With the VERY cheap token ring cards and hubs available, I have a full lan almost for free.

    Use TWM with X, well maybe youll have to fork out some for the RAM. I could get by with 32mb RAM with the latest distro (debian or slackware) but had this pain waiting for the system to work until I upgraded to a VGA card with 2mb+ mem and 64mb ram. With this combination thing will run smoothly. I also set major software to be installed over a common NFS share, which altho gets slower than the HDD, the system can get by even with 256mb hdd, Still need more speed and have highly compatible vga cards?? use netbsd and older versions of xfree86!!

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    1. Re:You have fast machines by tiger_66_y2k · · Score: 1


      ...and older versions of xfree86!!

      I have actually found that the newer version of XFree86 (I'm using 4.2.99.1 from CVS) is faster than the older versions.

      As for another tidbit...I would recommend using Slackware. I run it on my old 486 laptop w/ 16MB of RAM using the vga driver for X.

      Back off...this sig is mine!!

    2. Re:You have fast machines by Omega996 · · Score: 1

      another vote for slackware from this peanut gallery - my g/f's packard bell p90 (well, p75 clocked to p90) runs slackware 8 very well (machine has 72MB of RAM). slackware seems to kept away from bloat all these years. in contrast, i was totally amazed by the bloat evident when using redhat 7.3 (vs 6.2)(default install won't fit on 1GB?! wtf?). i'd suggest running X and icewm and Abiword or something. it should make for a very servicable machine.

  16. Options by dJCL · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some people here have good ideas, some are just giving the party line.

    I use and setup equiptment like this all the time, I collect older hardware, and also you find this level of equiptment when dumpster diving, found 5 or 6 386 throu 586 mobo's the other night.

    There are really two options, the Microsoft solution or the unix solution.

    MS Win 3.1(1) will work fine on that hardware, it is generally above spec for the software. I run it on some slower 386 level stuff fine. For a P100 like you have, I'd suggest win95 or win98 with IE stripped out(win98Lite - look it up). I've been able to shoehorn 95 onto a 386 and 98 onto a lowend 486 and they ran ok(little programs that run in the config.sys that lie to programs and say your on a pentium!)

    As for WYSIWYG word processing - use a copy of Wordperfect, it was the standard at that time, the MS products were not that great. Wordperfect does not even require win3.1, it can run WYSIWYG in dos. Use DOS 6.2 not 6.22 that was one after they lost a fight and had to remove some stuff.

    The unix solutions are also not too bad. BSD or linux will run fine, just get rid of the useless extras, and use a simple window manager, nothing complex. That said, I use enlightenment on a P150 system with a ati mach32 2meg and it runs reasonably well.

    QNX is one I have been playing with for a little bit now, like the interface it has, really slick. But it can sometimes be a pain to configure if it did not detect things right. Once you find and understand the manual, things are OK. I don't know of any word processor for it, but I do know there is a wordpad equivalent.

    My suggestion after all that: Try the unicies first, they are cheaper and you will know if you like it. If you find usability is low, just dig up a couple of old MS and Novel(wordperfect) disks at a garage sale or something and install. That is what those programs were made for.

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    1. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DOS 6.0 had disk compression software that was essentially copied from a competitor. DOS 6.21 had this software removed. DOS 6.22 had a new version of disk compression software added and has much better fdisk and scandisk utilities. It is the one to use...FYI

    2. Re:Options by clasher · · Score: 1

      I believe AbiWord runs on QNX.

  17. mockerey by mclaren_1010 · · Score: 0

    it sounds like you dont appreciate your 3 gig drive... be thankful, I, up until last year had a 2 gig, upgraded from 1 gig a year prior! And btw, at work, i still use a 7200/90, to do graphics..i'm quiting at the end of september cause they wont by a new computer for me!

  18. BeOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Try BeOS PE with Gobe (a free Office suite).

    1. Re:BeOS by OS2Warp · · Score: 1

      I tried to install Be personal edition on a P100 with 64 mega of ram. Tracker always craps out at startup. Maybe you know ehat I've done wrong.

      Also, where can one get goBe for free?

    2. Re:BeOS by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 1

      Maybe you know ehat I've done wrong.

      Easy this one. You put BeOS on it... :-)

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  19. Too much power! by Jon-o · · Score: 1

    Really, this machine's more powerful than you need for word processing. My advice would be to track down wordperfect 5.1 and freedos, and install them.

    It's not wysiwyg, but that's not really much of a problem for most people.

    It's actually much EASIER in my experience for most people to use this sort of system. For the simple things most people do in word processors, you need to learn and memorize (or just write down) about 10 commands that are easily entered, you don't have to worry about stability, or the periodic reinstalls that windows seems to necessitate, and you don't end up trying to set up linux or something similar in a truly idiot-proof way.

    And hell, if you go that route, you could sell that overpowered machine and get an XT or something. :)

  20. What about software from when that PC was current? by barzok · · Score: 2

    How about starting the search by looking at what software was available when the PC was considered current? You know the software will work OK on it because that's all there was at the time, and it won't really be taxing the machine.

    If you're looking to go the Linux/BSD/similar route, you can probably do fine starting with a base install that's more recent (as the core stuff hasn't gotten so heavy a P100 can't handle it fine), just with a stripped-down window manager (no KDE/Gnome), and applications you may want to recompile with optimizations and stripping out things you don't need.

  21. Yeah by flikx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In that same vein, just tell them to get a type-writer. You can find old 30kg models all over the place, and they get an intuitive interface, plenty of flexibility, and no hassles. If they want to be sophisticated, simply steer them in the direction of one of those overpriced 'word processor' typewriters from Brother. I heard they're only $900, and no computer skills are required.

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    1. Re:Yeah by chthon · · Score: 1

      Need one secondhand ? 25 EUR!

  22. Run what the OS that the computer came with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    As an owner of a old DEC i know the machine came with Win95. why don't you just restore then machine to the day you bought the box and be done with it. why pull out your hair with off the wall OS's and the like. what i am trying to say is, don't make your life my difficult than it needs to be. GOOD LUCK

  23. Why is anyone suggesting MicroShaft? by chewedtoothpick · · Score: 1

    I currently have a P.O.S. for my younger sister (who barely knows how to turn a PC on at 17...) to use that is only a p-133 with 32mb and a Trio gfx. It runs BeOS (I think 4.something) prety damn well. I want to upgrade it to Be5 but be's website just says that they are going out of business (http://www.beincorporated.com/.) Anyone know where I can getBE5?

    As for Word Processing, I recommend a program called gobePRODUCTIVE! (http://www.gobe.com) I use it on my (ack..)Windows(gag..) box in leiu of Office, and on the BE box. It's damn good and very powerful for how comparatively cheap it is. It's only $49.something on BeOS which I am sure you can get to work well, and it's well worth it. It can even do an almost perfect (I have noticed trouble with OffXP) conversions from .doc and does completely perfect conversions from .xls. That's all I have tried but it is very promising.

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  24. On "helping" your family... by joto · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Do you want to continue helping them forever? There are some alternatives you can choose between to make life easier for yourself, and having been in that situation, here are some things you can do.
    1. Tell them you've tried your machine, and it doesn't work for you, but they are free to take it if they want. (There is nothing better you can do to avoid helping others, than to play an idiot. Unfortunately, it might be difficult to formulate this in a way that makes them try it out themselves before giving up...)
    2. Do exactly the opposite of helping them. Install QNX and a bunch of worthless applications on that box, but nothing that will help them type that stupid letter. Sooner or later, it's going to get through to them that you are in fact misleading them, and they will probably consider you an idiot, since they will probably not understand why their nephew is deliberately misleading them out of pure selfishness.
    3. Give them machine, Win98 install CD, Word install CD, and free phone support for one hour (yourself). Optionally, give them a book if you think it helps, but they are not going to read it. Hopefully, having done the install once themselves will make it easier for them if they get into trouble, but you may have to lie later to avoid helping them.
    4. Tell them that you will help them for a fee of $350/hour. You can of course help them with anything non-computer-related, but since this is your day-job anyway, doing it for free for friends and families later, is really annoying. I'm sure they'll at least halfway understand it.
    5. Tell them you tried the machine, and it didn't work anymore. Tell them that they will have to buy a new one, and that unfortunately you can't help them (sorry, but you are _so_ busy right now, with all the things at work). This might not make you feel well, but is generally the best option. They can understand that you can't help them, since you haven't got a machine anymore. They can understand that other people are busy. And busyness is always a better excuse then not wanting to.
  25. Duh! WINDOWS 3.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Umm... isn't this obvious? get hold of a copy of win3.1 for only a few dollars, then use write. It was what the machine was designed for all those years ago - it will still do the same now.

  26. options by Chris+Canfield · · Score: 2

    First of all, it costs 50 bucks to replace the ink cartridge in your Lexmark Z11. The Lexmark Z11s cost 50 dollars and come with ink. The Lexmark is totaled. I sort of keep a running tab of alternative word processors, and quite frankly, the best ones (appleworks, Nissus, TexEdit, to name three) are only available on the macintosh. Abiword, OpenOffice, and Star Office are all too bloated / buggy to be satisfying. KWord is nice, but will require KDE... which you really don't have the cpu for. The most interesting possibility which has been mentioned several times is BeOS with Gobe Productive. Gobe Productive is available for demo on windows, if you want to test it out, and is by the Clarisworks / Appleworks people (the office suite I most respect). And if all of this is too much, spend the 200 bucks to buy an eden from wallmart.com, and install mandrake. It will probably save you headaches in the long run.

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  27. NewDeal Office / GEOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Try NewDeal Office aka GEOS, Ensemble. Complete GUI and office type applications. Great for word processing, easy to use. USD$99

    Hardware Requirements

    * Minimum 386 IBM compatible computer or better
    * 640k minimum RAM (2-4Mb or more recommended)
    * 15Mb free hard disk space
    * EGA, VGA, Super VGA
    * Mouse (optional/recommended)

  28. NetBSD and SIAG Office by LizardKing · · Score: 2

    NetBSD (http://www.netbsd.org/) runs like a dream on older hardware - I've had it running on an 8Mb 486DX2/66, and once the kernel was recompiled (on a nippier machine I might add), it worked quite smoothly.

    SIAG Office (http://www.siag.nu/) relies on the Athena libraries - but the much more attractive NeXTstep themed ones rather than the ugly originals. NeXTaw is maintained by the SIAG Office author, so it's not going to suffer the same bitrot as other Athena based toolkits. This means none of the overhead associated with Abiword or Staroffice and their considerable dependencies - all in all, it's a neat software package.

    Chris

  29. The OS may be fine, but what about wordprocessing? by evbergen · · Score: 2

    Lots of people have pointed out that Linux, *BSD, QNX, FreeDOS et al. will work fine on such a machine, and for most I can tell from experience that they do.

    However, a painful point to consider is that when using Windows 95, IE4 and Word 97 also run fine on such machines, whereas Mozilla and OpenOffice (although great software, I use both every day) absolutely suck rocks as far as resource efficiency is concerned.

    These applications are not usable on anything lower than a 300Mhz Celeron with 64Mb RAM (128 for OpenOffice not to feel too sluggish; StarOffice 5 is a little better here).

    In the browser area, Opera may be a good alternative, but I don't see one for word processing.

    It would have been great if Corel would still sell the SCO version of the (character mode) WordPerfect 5.1; it would probably run fine on Linux with iBCS, and together with Lynx you could even make a 4Mb 486/25 with a text-only video adapter useful this way.

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  30. Well said. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I can recommend Slackware at the OS as well. I've kepy myt old P100 running Slackware for years. I got a P166MMX overdrive chip for it for £10 as well.

  31. Re:The OS may be fine, but what about wordprocessi by rafa · · Score: 2
    There are some productivity apps on linux that are fairly light on the resources. The word processor that I would recommend is Abiword. It doesn't support things like tables, but considering the requirements I don't think they'll be missed.

    Somebody else already mentioned Siag office.

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  32. OS/2 will run like lightning on that machine by OS2Warp · · Score: 1

    If you can find a copy of OS/2 Warp version 4 on eBay or somewhere.

    You can still get StarOffice for OS/2 (version 5.1) from a a helpful enthusiast, and your video and printer drivers will be easy to find at http://service.software.ibm.com/os2ddpak/html

    If you want to spend money for supported OS/2 (you probably don't) then there's www.ecomstation.com.

    Your P100 with 40 megs of RAM will happily run Lotus SmartSuite too.

  33. Slackware Roolz by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 2

    I have installed Slackware 8.1 a Cyrix K5 133 MHz, 40 MB PC100 ram (8 + 32), 1080MB HD, Win 95 OSR2 preinstalled. The integrated video is an S3 Trio64, and XFree86 recognizes it just fine. The machines is five years old this past August (ancient in PC years). For a printer, it has a Deskjet 632, which seems to work fine.

    I used Gnu Parted to shrink the existing Fat32 partition, added an ext3 root and 80MB swap space (for a total of 120MB virtual memeory).

    From slack, get the following packages:

    a/ - all packages
    n/ - tcpip1, tcpip2 and ppp, not inetd or any other servers
    x/ - xfree86, xfree86-fonts-scale, xfree86-fonts-misc (thats it)
    xap/ - fvwm2, mozilla (yes, mozilla on a 133!)
    ap/ - sudo (!), hpijs and ghostscript for printing,
    l/ - as needed when programs complain about missing libs
    d/ - nada (glibc devel package is > 100MB)

    I set up pppd to start in demand dialing mode (15 mins idle time) at boot time. I set up sudo to let all users "killall -HUP pppd", reboot, and shutdown. Then I added the same three commands to the window mgr config.

    The machine is primarily a web and email box, and it works well for that. Abiword (and the rest of Gnome and KDE) is on the Slackware iso, but I haven't tried it out yet.

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  34. is this slashdot? by RevDobbs · · Score: 2

    Is this really an entire thread pushing non-Open Source apps & OSes on Slashdot? Or did I end up on Bizaro Slash?

    1. Re:is this slashdot? by chthon · · Score: 1

      I still can't believe that people have problems running Mozilla and OOo on systems that are more powerful than mine.

      I run OOo 1.0 on the following systems :

      • 200 MHz PPro, 128 Mb RAM
      • 233 MHz PII, 96 Mb RAM

      I use these to write documents which I must export to .doc format and to create slideshows for courses on Linux. Yes, startup time is a little long, but I am now used to it, but working with it is no problem.

      Mozilla is a little bit slow in the tooth, and I would certainly not recommend it for slower systems than mine, but it performs fine for me.

  35. GEOS by david.given · · Score: 2

    Available from Breadbox Computing. (They call it New Deal Office 2000.)

    It's an operating systemish thing that runs on top of DOS. What you get is a complete Windows-like operating environment with virtual memory, long filenames, threads, outline fonts, WYSIWYG word processor, drawing package, database, spreadsheet, loads of applications, basic web browser, email, PPP, etc. It runs in bugger all memory. Minimum useful spec is a 386 with 4MB and 20MB or so of hard disk space, but it'll run on a 286 and up with 640kB or RAM (but it won't be pleasant). All the applications can deal with documents too big to fit in memory.

    It is, unfortunately, payware. But it's 100 USD, it's a complete integrated solution containing everything from high-level apps to printer drivers, it's easy to use --- the user interfaces are all customisable; for experts you can rearrange the toolbars, for newbies you can turn most of the buttons and menus off to make something dead simple --- it's an excellent choice for low-end systems. It'll run like a storm on your machine.

    (I did my fourth-year project writeup at university on it. 300 pages in a single document. No problem whatsoever. The built-in word processor is a hell of a lot more flexible and powerful than a lot of commercial products I've seen. For ease of use it beats Word into a cocked hat, and it's got most of the useful features --- frame-based text flowing, built-in vector drawing tools, built-in bitmap drawing tools, rotatable & transformable & editable text, wrapping text around graphics, spelling checker and thesaurus, hierarchical paragraph styles...)

    You will have to support them, including installing it on the empty machine. However, they'll need much less support than Windows or, heaven forbid, Unix will. It won't run Windows apps, which is a plus. It will run third-party GEOS apps, but you probably don't want them to.

    It's ideally suited for a turnkey system, which I think is what you want here.

    1. Re:GEOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For $100 you are halfway to buying that $199 Walmart PC.

    2. Re:GEOS by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      Is this the same GEOS that ran on Commodores? I tried a demo out on my C64 a long long time ago. It wasn't compatible with my 80-character line video extender though, so it had to go :-)

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    3. Re:GEOS by Omega996 · · Score: 1

      *l* if i had mod points, i'd mod you up...

  36. Um... Windows 95 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will run on a 386 or higher, has good drivers for old video cards and is very easy to find. 3 gigs is huge for an old computer, and '95 will run beautifully with 40MB of RAM. Word processors are as widly available as leaves are on trees.
    Get of your silly *nix horse, and give them what they need!

  37. LinuxJournal article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://www.linuxjournal.com/article.php?sid=6169

  38. Re:Hrmm....Indeed by marcus · · Score: 1

    I remember when 9600bps was FAST!

    Working front panels...paper tape...10-30 characters per second...human interface devices (terminals) that weigh so much you cannot move them...terminals that make so much noise, you can't hear the roar of the computer's fans.

    Later we got amazing advancements like 3-chip MICRO processors, 256 bits of static ram in a "chip" smaller than your little finger nail!

    Wooaah...those were the days.

    Back then, we flew kites while listening to transistor radios. Isn't FM cool? You don't get static during thunderstormns!

    My daughter had to show her friend a "record" is, and how to operate a "turntable".

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  39. Re:Hrmm....Indeed by joshuac · · Score: 2

    ---snip
    Back then, we flew kites while listening to transistor radios. Isn't FM cool? You don't get static during thunderstormns!

    ---snip

    I just hope for your sake you were not noticing FM's immunity to thunderstorms/spark gap transmissions _while_ you were flying kites. )

  40. Try YeahWrite by coyote1 · · Score: 1

    YeahWrite is very small ( 1Mb), very fast, runs under everything from Win 3.1 on up. It probably does everything your relatives want, though it isn't completely full featured. It is also very intuitive to use; it automatically saves your files for you, opens the last document you used. It organizes documents around file folders and drawers.

    Drawbacks include only one font per document, although is does support various font sizes for headings and titles. The program does not support hyphenation, endnotes, footnotes, a table of contents or an index. A document can have only one margin setting. But, I'd bet your relatives probably don't need these. There is a full spelling check, thesaurus,etc.

    I've used YeahWrite for kids as they don't have to remember to save the document (a big problem). It also takes almost no instruction.

    You can download the free version and try it, you can enable the full version for 15 days, and it's only $29 to buy anyway.

    Yeahwrite was written by former WordPerfect programmers under Pete Peterson, one of the founders of WP.

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  41. I've got a P100 laptop... by XO · · Score: 1

    I've gota P100 laptop, that is currently running Doze '98 on it. I've played with Linux, and OS/2 on it, but nothing gets the battery time out of it that the original Windows '95 install or the '98 install does. ('95 with the original laptop drivers was best for battery, but wouldn't load IE 6, so I upgraded to '98 on it)

    40MB ram, 800MB hard drive, P100. Runs pretty well.

    Linux and OS/2 also performed very well on it,but the battery time in both were awful.

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  42. Shouldn't be a problem by MrResistor · · Score: 2

    I'm doing something similar with my mother-in-laws old computer, which is a Packard Bell with almost the same specs. I upgraded the RAM to 64M, since the graphical installs on most modern distros really want to have that much. Yeah you can get around that, but it can be a little painful. I recommend you do the same, as FPM/EDO prices are pretty low right now. Things should work without doing that, but it will likely make your life a little easier. Actually, my biggest roadblock was the broken CD-ROM drive, which would lock up any boot disk that tried to load drivers for it.

    Also, 3GB is an infinite amount of space for what you are planning to do. My full SuSE 8.0 install on my desktop at home is barely over 3GB, and it's about as bloated as a Linux install can be, as I figured I'd start with everything and slowly par it down to what I want.

    QNX would be almost lost on a drive that big. It's designed for embedded systems, and in that world a system like yours is quite luxurious. The QNX4 demo fits on a 1.44M floppy. I actually have several systems running QNX4 within spitting distance at the moment, and none of them have hardware significantly different from yours, and they are quite responsive (they'd better be, that's what real-time is all about after all). They're single-board "industrial" computers, all with Pentium 90s or 100s, embedded VGA, and anywhere from 32M to 128M RAM, depending on their specific purpose. With a full QNX install, plus all of my companies proprietary software, plus the usual cruft (saved log files and core dumps, system upgrade sources, etc) only one of them is managing to use up more than 500M of disk space. I haven't tried Neutrino yet, but I'd be surprised if it were much more demanding.

    It's a little hard to find info about 3rd party apps for QNX, so I don't know what kind of word processing apps might be available, but hey, it'll run Quake3 and Unreal Tournament, and what more do you really want? ;-P

    The real bad news is that the Lexmark Z11 is not listed on their supported hardware page. There are a ton of Epsons and Cannons listed, though, so you may be able to swap with someone who has one of those. That could be an issue for Linux as well. Lexmark has put out Linux drivers for most of their newer printers, and I think the Z11 is new enough to be one of them, but they don't include the drivers on the install disk and they make them difficult to find on their website (unless you start at the Linux driver page, but only the printer setup wizard in YaST seems to know where that is).

    Anyway, good luck. You shouldn't have too much difficulty, but I do recommend a RAM upgrade if you've got a few extra bucks.

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  43. Get them a typewriter by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    Unless you want to spend 20 hours per week fixing this computer every time they hose it up, get them a typewriter. Never give a computer to or build a computer for reletives, unless you want them to call with technical questions while you try to eat, sleep, or make love to your wife. They will make you wish you had never heard of computers. Don't even get me started on all the virus hoaxes and sick kid letters they will email you by the dozen once they discover the net. Be afraid! Be very afraid!

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    1. Re:Get them a typewriter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So damned true. I finally stopped telling relatives about all the viruses they sent via email to my linux machine. Can't hurt me and unless there system spontaneously ignited they would not notice a virus.

    2. Re:Get them a typewriter by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention spontaneous ignition. Did they ever send you the Monkeypoo virus hoax. I think it was meant as a joke.

      VIRUS WARNING:

      Attention: Computer Labs Inc., makers of Virucide antivirus software have identified a highly dangerous new Trojan worm, MONKEYPOO. It will usually appear in an e-mail with the subject, "Congratulations.You have won!" it will then prompt you to click a link to collect your cash prize. It can also freely spread across networks.

      Monkeypoo will read your address book, and mail a copy of itself to every address it finds, and it will look like you sent it. It will then invoke the secret self-destruct command held over from the original IBM PC's
      8086 command set. This short line of code will cause the processor, ram, hard drive and any floppy drives to spin out of control and overheat until key components melt together, and will most likely cause a fire.

      James Winklee, a former IBM programmer had this to say. "We developed the self-destruct code so government agencies such as the FBI and CIA could quickly and completely destroy compromised computer systems before an enemy could get their hands on classified information. When we saw how violently a PC executing the command burst into flames, we decides not to publish it's existence. It has been kept a secret successfully until now. If you get infected with the Monkeypoo Trojan worm, you may notice your computer going completely haywire. Physically unplug it from power as fast as you can, and send it in for repair. Only a professional can remove this one."

      While Computer Labs Inc and other antivirus software makers are working on a solution, they haven't got one a home user could successfully run yet. "This is the worst kind of malicious code I have ever seen." said Marcus Polan of Computer labs Inc. Use extreme caution.

      It is important that as many computer users as possible receive this warning, so send it out to as many people as you can. The entire Internet and every PC connected to it is at risk.

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  44. I've been dealing with this lately myself.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are tradeoffs. If you go with DOS/Windows/etc... Well, you are dealing with closed-source software for which support is being (or has been) phased out. The good news is that practically anyone can help them out. The bad news is that practically everyone will, as this software was fairly buggy, with the expected consequences. Expect to spend lots of time helping them undo these "fixes".

    The open source approach: I've had linux running on a 486, 25Mhz, with a 300 meg drive and 16 megs of RAM for many years now. No X-Windows though. But I did put Red Hat 7.2 on a slightly faster box, on an 800 Meg drive. Quite frankly, 3 gigs is loads of space. 40 megs is not a limiting factor.

    Video: Try the generic VGA video. That works with just about everything... (Seriously: Linux has consistently had the *best* support for obsolete hardware.)

    Word Processing: There are quite a few excellent word processors now out for Linux. StarOffice, OpenOffice, Koffice, abiword, just to name a few.

    Support: Put sshd on the box. Add a modem. You can now access their box remotely to fix things.

    Printing: The problem with your Lexmark Z11 printer is going to be getting ink carts for it. I don't know what support there is for the Lexmark Z11 under Linux, but a brand new, color, inkjet will set you back, what, $40? $60?

  45. DOS + Framework by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If you can find an old copy of framework around for sale, it would do the job.

    The first ( only?? ) useful, truly **integrated** office suite. The word processor module is WYSIWYG as you 'need'.

    Ran at a decent speed even on a 486.

    Its still being developed, but its a bit pricy for the latest version...

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  46. Onboard Video by red_dragon · · Score: 2

    ... onboard video of an unknown type.

    If the references to S3refresh.exe here are anything to go by, your machine probably has an S3 8xx video chip (my guess is that it's an 805). XFree 4.2 doesn't support those (yet), so you'd need 3.x if you want to run Linux/*BSD with X on it.

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  47. Re:The OS may be fine, but what about wordprocessi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tables is added in CVS, will be in the next version.

  48. Windows works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a P75 Toshiba laptop with 32 MB ram and an 850 MB HDD running Windows 95 and Office 97. This works great. Windows 95 came out when 486-100's and P75's were popular. The first PC I put Windows 95 on in August of 95 was a 486DX4-100 with 16 MB of ram. It worked fine then and should work fine now.

  49. Done just that. by Webmoth · · Score: 2

    My grandmother had a similar situation.

    So I put MS-DOS 6.2 on it, loaded up WordPerfect 6.0 for DOS. WP6 is WYSIWYG and has its own graphics, mouse, and printer drivers.

    Set it up so when she turned it on, it would automatically go into WP.

    Sweet thing about WP is it's incredibly customizable. I allowed my Grandma access to two shortcut keys: F2 printed, F3 quit. (Well, really what it did was to run a macro that would save and quit so I could recover the file if needed.) There were no menus, the alt key did nothing. Anything with the remote possibility of confusing her was removed. Of course, I did leave access to Shift+F1 (Setup) but I didn't tell her that.

    You might have trouble getting a Lexmark Z11 to print from WP6, but you can try some of the drivers on Corel's support site.

    You know, WordPerfect gives you the power to do everything, including limit that power to do almost nothing. I use WP10 now, I hate M$ Word.

    As for OS, I've successfully run WP6/DOS in graphical mode under dosemu in Linux on a 486DX2/66. It was slow, but it worked! I think it should run under just about any free dos version.

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  50. Integrated by Webmoth · · Score: 2

    StarOffice 5.x was integrated. To the point of being scary. StarOffice & OpenOffice 6.x aren't as tightly integrated, I hear.

    In 5.x, if you wanted to draw a picture in StarWriter, it used the StarDraw program within writer to do it. If you wanted a table in your email, it used the spreadsheet program to do it.

    M$ Office isn't that tightly integrated; you want a table in Word, it uses a tables module that has nothing the power of Excel. Drawing capabilities are rudimentary. OK, so you can use Word as the editor for Outlook, but Outlook has other problems (IMAP support sucks the big fire hose, for ex.).

    IMHO, the best DOS wp ever written was WordPerfect 6.0 for DOS. The current Win versions are better than Word, I think.

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    1. Re:Integrated by Omega996 · · Score: 1

      framework was an old 'suite' put out by ashton tate (well, fw3 was sold by them, at any rate). same people who were selling dbase back in the day.

      total DOS application. pretty fast, though. and, as was previously mentioned, completely integrated. not a bad text editor. i'd think the only downside would be the lack of printer support.

  51. I survived by marcus · · Score: 1

    ...a lot of stuff, but I did not have to live through a lightning strike on or about my person! :-)

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  52. Run Win95 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ran win95a, word 95, and IE4, and anti-virus on a 486sx 25 MHZ system with 32 MB or ram and 200 MB hard drive. It worked well enough for word processing, e-mail, and basic web browsing.

    This machine is so much faster it would work great under that condition. I would just suggest Win95b at least. 95b take up a little more space then 95a but you have a 3 gb hard drive.

    Yes you could use linux, but I would not want the support issues.

    Also do your self a favor and after you get the machine set up use a program like drive image or ghost to make an image of the hard drive. The when they screw up the machine you can save any file they need and just re-image the hard drive.

    It is like murphys law. When I started making disk images of family members machines they actualy stopped completely screwing them up.

    1. Re:Run Win95 by Medieval_Thinker · · Score: 1

      The second half of the disk image advice is to set up a data partion. Move "My Documents" and the mail storage there so that if the OS partiton gets hosed, you haven't lost the recipes and email. Of course, you only need the image of the OS portion burned on CD somewhere.

      I bought a computer new that was a 133 MHz with 16 megs of ram, and a 1.2 gig HD. It came with Lotus SmartSuite. I thought it was pretty snappy for the day, and it worked pretty well.

      My daughter is currently using it to play Little Bear and Jump Start CD's. I bumped the ram up to 32 megs at some point.

  53. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

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  54. Old boxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in '97 I've put together a whitebox system. It had a P166, 32 megs of EDO RAM, 2.1
    Gig WD drive, cheap CD-ROM, then some expensive parts: a SB AWE32, a Voodoo Rush (do you remember how expensive those were? I've payed about 300$), a 15" display, an amplified speaker set. What it replaced was a 486DLC/40, 8 megs RAM, Trident 8900/1024k, SB 2.0 and 170 megs hard drive, 14" mono SVGA, running WfW 3.11, so it was quite a leap.

    On the P166 I was running W95 OSR2, OS/2 Merlin and some version of Linux (I think it was Slack) in parallel, and all those were quite usable at that time. Actually, the same machine is still used by my brother (with W98, the other OS-es removed), though now he's considering buying a new one, and giving/selling it to a friend of his (the same one who bought the 486DLC), because SPSS 10 won't run on it properly.

    My point is, that you should put on an OS from the same age on that box, most likely W95 or W98, and they would not have much problems with it. And if they get hooked on computers, they can get a cheap box later.

  55. Win 3.1 + Calmira by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    Seriously, this combination should fly on the system you're describing, and there IS a y2k patch available for win3.1 - run a search on google for it. If you install Calmira (calmira.org), it looks and feels very much like win95, is reasonably stable, and can run lots of old win3.1 browsers and word processors - tucows can help you with this. I suggest running DR-DOS win win 3.1, but I guess that MS thingie will do in a pinch. You'll never have this be a gaming box, but for what you need, it should be fine - the OS will take up well under 40 megs of hard drive space, and 4 megs of ram is plenty for win3.1, let alone 40.

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  56. Peace of Cake by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2

    Since you were talking about QNX, you seem to at least not be hostile to the idea of running a UNIX-like operating system. I can assure you that running Linux (or a BSD-flavor) on such a box is entirely possible. 3 GB is an enormous amount of HD space, and 40 MB core doesn't sound bad either. I am running Slackware 8.1 on a 486DX2/66 with 28 MB RAM and 1 GB hard drive, and it works just great. Of course you can't expect to run GNOME or OpenOffice on such a box, but WindowMaker (or icewm if you'd like to make it look like Windows) and AbiWord do the trick for me. And AbiWord has reasonably good compatibility with the leading word processor, something that cannot be said of WordPerfect on DOS, which is something I've seen suggested. Of course, DOS works, too, insofar as DOS ever worked at all...

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  57. You can run X, but forget open office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a viable linux installation running on a p133 with 16megs ram and a 4meg video card. I had Gnome running (although rather slowly) and Windowmaker ran fine, but you can forget about Open Office. Think about how advanced of a word processor they need to, is it possible to set them up using some simple text editor? Also you should see if you can find printer drivers before going the linux route, I've found that at times that can be a major headache to go through an entire setup and realize there are no drivers for a particular perephrial you really want to use.

  58. Bah. Slashdot's acceptance notification sucks.... by TellarHK · · Score: 2

    First, I'd like to thank everyone for replying. This seemed to get a lot of answers for an article that my submission history says was rejected. I had no idea that it was being posted until a friend pointed it out today, long after anyone saw it. So, I figure my post now is pretty pointless but it'll at least make me feel better.

    A couple of the caveats to this entire process that I didn't get to put in the intro are rather limiting. The first one is the fact I have absolutely no money, and neither do my family (an aunt and uncle in this case). They -will- be buying a new computer in a few months, but any investment over fifty bucks is probably out of the question. This is largely a temporary situation, unless I somehow get something on there that gives them no hassle at all. The next one is that they're totally and utterly religious. If they even get a hint that anything isn't legal software-wise, they'll tell me I'll burn in hell, because God knows I did something wrong.

    Since I'm broke, and they're broke, I'm stuck with what I have. I'll try and address some of the ideas I saw posted to the thread, just to make things clear. Just in case.

    1: I got the machine used, for free. No software, no nothing. So I'm limited to Win98:SE and anything I can download.

    2: FreeDOS would be great. But I can't get WordPerfect. Bleah.

    3: I have no problems with giving them a locked-down Linux. I'd probably set it up to be so limited they couldn't get any more than a solitaire game and a word processor. They're using it to replace an old, broken word processor, and not really expecting to get a computer out of it. Eventually they will get a new system, probably an eMachines.

    4: The printer will very likely be replaced if I can find an OS that'll support the new one. QNX is so far the frontrunner, but if I can find BeOS that'd overtake.

    Again, I just want to thank folks for replying. Sorry I didn't notice before.

  59. Re:Bah. Slashdot's acceptance notification sucks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can find a copy of New Deal Office, formerly known as GEOS, it'd be ideal. Unfortunately, the company site seems to have been taken over by squatters. Search on Google for "New Deal Office" and "GEOS".

  60. New Deal Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once known as GeOS, is still available from www.breadbox.com.

    It's pretty good, and gets good performance out of a 386, particularly if intercompatiblity isn't a worry.

  61. Re:The OS may be fine, but what about .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IE4 Are you kidding? Why don't you put a mousetrap on the old lady's toilet seat.
    IE4 should be banned from the net. When you logon to Windows Update, MS will send you a kill signal because you represent a threat to the whole web.