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"L33T" Speak Invades Schools

Masem writes "NYTimes reports on how common chat room/IM shortcuts (such as 'u' for you, 'r' for are, etc) are creeping into the classroom and homework assignments from those teenage kids that spend a significant amount of time in chat programs. This is giving the teachers headaches in trying to grade the assignments, much less understand them because of the techno-generation gap, and to try to prevent further abuse of the language, have begun penalizing students for using the net slang. Students sometimes don't even realize they use the chat room shorthand until it's pointed out to them, because that method of chatting has become second nature to them."

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  1. Kids these days... by nitefallz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they can't differentiate between being online and writing on paper for school on which they'll be graded on, what hope is there left for the world?

    1. Re:Kids these days... by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 5, Insightful



      * kids started using calculators instead of slide rules

      * kids started typing homework on PCs with spell checkers

      * kids started using the 'net as their research source, rather than the library


      All of these things have degraded the efficacy of educating our children. Shouldn't teachers do their best to discourage netspeak in assignments?

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    2. Re:Kids these days... by Rader · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and what was the excuse for your lack of efficacy schooling?

    3. Re:Kids these days... by jpt.d · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I support the use of calculators for complex operations as long as you know how to do it for smaller operations. You should be able to do 40339 * 49392 without a calculator, but it would not be evil to after you already know how to do it.

      Spell checkers are not bad if they do not have to rely on them.

      Same with the net sources, must be a 'reliable' source.

      One thing that wasn't mentioned - contractions weren't allowed at one point, but now they most definately are.

      I do not think that netspeak should be allowed in assignments, but like it or not they will probably get into the language just like contractions have.

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    4. Re:Kids these days... by MaxVlast · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "I do not think that netspeak should be allowed in assignments,"

      Crap! Does anyone think it should be allowed? It's fine to use if you're constructing vernacular dialog (just like slang, creole, or Portuguese are all appropriate if employed in the proper situations) but if anybody thinks that people should be allowed to say "The @rabs r not evil just 'cause u don't 1ike them" in a social studies assignment, well, I'll just be packing up and moving to my bunker on the island now, thank-you-very-much.

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    5. Re:Kids these days... by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problems come not from the tools themselves, but the misuse.

      If a calculator is used in place of learning, instead of in place of unneeded repetition, it harms the education. There were 8th grade students in my Middle School who couldn't multiply on paper because they were provided with calculators, as to not slow down the rest of the class.

      If a spell-checker is used to correct the mistakes without the user realizing they are mistakes (this is why AutoCorrect is evil) then the user never learns, never corrects the behaviour. A student may rely on spell check instead of learning to proof-read. "John the ate hamburger alter noon non Sunday whiff Jane." This sentance is full of real words but means nothing.

      The Internet as a reasearch tool is both good and bad. If the student has been taught how to identify good sources, then it speeds the research process, and does not hinder the report. If they have not been taught, they will take "Crazy Al's House of Historical Info" word for the "fact" that Paul Revere was a cross-dressing minister. The Internet has no Dewey Decimal system, and students have to be more alert when performing research online.

      "L33T" speak, as the article calls it, has no such beneficial effects within the classroom. Shakespeare, Mark Twain, even Plato probably used local vernacular when talking with others and in their writings, but this is lazy short-hand. To compensate for the inability to type quickly, the unwillingness to practive, an impetuous attitude toward learning basic activities such as spelling, and an overall disinterest in anything but the moment, "L33T" is as pathetic a waste of time as in AlTeRnAtE CaPiTaLiZaTiOn. Further more, the failure to recognize the difference between social and structured situations shows a degredation in the quality of our "social graces" for which many fingers have already been pointed, not least at education and parenting.

      Some chat typing can be considered onomatopoeic, such as "kewl" and "schweet", where the spelling more accurately describes the pronunciation of the word. This should still not be used outside of social chatting/dialogue, but it is a slightly different facet of the problem.

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    6. Re:Kids these days... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real problem with spell checkers is they lead to a generation of students who never put their noses inside of a dictionary, a good one of which provides a good deal more information, knowledge, and understanding than any simple electronic spelling device. Most poor spellers aren't so because they haven't memorized enough words. They don't know *why* words are spelled a particular way because they don't understand the principles and history of their language.

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    7. Re:Kids these days... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's another response:

      Learning multiplication is about more than being able to multiply two numbers together by hand. It's about training the mind in logical processes and the manipulation of numbers. Learning how to multiply when you're in 2nd grade is the precursor to algebra in 7th grade, calculus in 12th, and circuit analysis in college. Or whatever (financial trend analysis... anything).

      Your think that learning a skill in school is about nothing more than being able to perform that skill, and thus if machines can perform that skill for us, there is no use in teaching it. This is not uncommon thinking, but fataly flawed. There is much to be gained by creating these foundation skills, not just in the performance but in the understanding being able to perform the skill brings.

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    8. Re:Kids these days... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That means you are in line with those who say that Eminem just doesn't know how to sing, that Nirvana didn't know how to play their instruments, that Pollock didn't know how to paint, and that computer code can't be self expression.

      Sorry, but saying anything negative about any form of behavior performed by the young doesn't equate to thinking Pollock can't paint. It might be nice to feel like you're persecuted by the "old stodgy types", but that doesn't mean you are.

      No one cares if they type L33T on IRC (but go ahead and feel like they do!). It's when they do it in the classroom that it becomes wrong. It's when they demonstrate difficulty in typing anything but L33T that people start caring.

      Pollock could paint in ways other than that he is famous for. Eminem could probably sing if he tried. Nirvana might have been able to play their instruments fine, but Offspring can't (still).

      Stop trying to paint it as persecution -- being unable to write proper English is a problem that I damn well hope the school seeks to address.

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    9. Re:Kids these days... by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      L33T speak has always been the province of "wanna-bes" trying to look cool. Nobody who wants to be understood will use it. The lazy contractions "r for are, u for you", have always existed, and will continue to be used for written notes, as well as online.

      The fact of the matter is that computers are being used by a greater segment of the population than before, and as a result, online speech is now mirroring the illiteracy present in the general population. That this has become a trend, or even a convention, due to the advantages of typing less, should not be surprising to programmers using commands like "rm -Rf, or ls -lh", especially when learned early on, and especially when proper writing isn't taught.

      Poor writing is not endemic to younger students, as I've seen professionals and graduate students lapse into "lazy speak" when using e-mail, with missing punctuation, an absence of capital letters, and a desperate need to run a spellcheck.

      Here's a thought though - could it be that lazy-speak is a direct consequence of people not knowing how to touch-type? It's a lot easier to write correctly, when you can type fast enough to proof and revise as you converse.

  2. It might be second nature... by Lamont · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...but that doesn't make it proper English. Save the 'l33t speek for cyberspace, learn how to speak the language properly in the classroom.

    It will help you in aspects of life that have nothing to do with computers (yes, they do exist!)

    1. Re:It might be second nature... by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So we should start replacing words in our dictionaries?

      Replacing words in dictionaries is a constant, ongoing process. The word "D'oh!" was completely unknown to the English language five years ago; today it can be found in most major dictionaries.

      Spellings, historically, have changed slowly but steadily; it's interesting to read a little Chaucer and wonder just how many steps it took for "soute" to become "sweet".

      Meanings tend to change a little faster. For example, there's an early-20th-century piece of literature (whose name escapes me today) that includes the sentence "He fagged his way down the road until he was knocked up." meaning "He walked until very tired." Obviously, connotative meanings of those terms have rendered that sentence completely obselete.

      It's an inevitability that text-messaging will make an extremely rapid impact on the English language. It would not surprise me in the slightest if, 150 years from now, the correct spelling of "you" actually is "u".

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  3. Good for teachers by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Insightful

    teachers... have begun penalizing students for using the net slang

    Good! More power to them! School assignments should be written in grammatically correct English, using proper spelling. This requirement might be lifted for certain creative writing assignments, but in general, this is what schools should be doing.

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    1. Re:Good for teachers by sammy+baby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Standardizing" slang is meaningless without a subjective judgement as to what kind of slang is "acceptable." Otherwise, your "standard" says that anything goes, and a definition that admits everything isn't particularly useful.

    2. Re:Good for teachers by foobar104 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, actually, no. Languages do evolve, yes, but the purpose of things like schools is to limit that evolution. If a language evolves too quickly, it fractures into dialects that eventually become mutually incomprehensible. Suddenly what were once dialects become completely separate languages sharing only their immediate ancestor. Think French, Spanish, Italian, and Portuguese here.

      And language serves a far more important purpose than to merely allow us to communicate with each other. Language allows us to communicate with our past. (Okay, it's strictly a one-way communication, but communication nonetheless.) I can go back and read things that were written five hundred years ago because the modern English language hasn't changed too much in that time. But going back much further than that, things get difficult.

      Here's a version of the Lord's Prayer published in 1611.

      Our father which art in heauen, hallowed be thy name.Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth as it is in heauen.Giue us this day our daily bread.And forgiue us our debts as we forgiue our debters.And lead us not into temptation, but deliuer us from euill. Amen.

      The most notable difference is the use of the letter "u" where we would use "v." Other than that, this passage is totally legible. It's slightly under 400 years old.

      Here's the same prayer in Middle English, dated around 1384. (Apologies to anybody whose computer doesn't display the thorn, the eth, or the ae dipthong correctly. If somebody wants to go through there and add HTML entities, be my guest.)

      Oure fadir at art in heuenes halwid be i name;i reume or kyngdom come to be. Be i wille don in here as it is doun in heuene.yeue to us today oure eche dayes bred.And foryeue to us oure dettis at is oure synnys as we foryeuen to oure dettouris at is to men at han synned in us.
      And lede us not into temptacion but delyuere us from euyl.


      This version is pretty radically different in spelling some word choice, but it's fundamentally recognizable. But look at the same prayer dated circa 1000.

      Fæder ure u e eart on heofonumsi in nama gehalgod tobecume in rice gewure in willa on eorðan swa swa on heofonumurne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us to dægand forgyf us ure gyltas swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendumand ne gelæd u us on costnunge ac alys us of yfele solice.

      Pretty much incomprehensible.

      I would say that your typical "1337-speak" version of the Lord's Prayer would resemble the 600-year-old version more than the other two: it would be fundamentally comprehensible, but only after certain letter substitutions are made by the reader. A more exotic rendering using constructions like "sux0r" (although I know "sucks" doesn't appear in the Lord's Prayer; bear with me) would quickly start to resemble the 1000-year-old version.

      So there's a good argument to be made that the kind of writing we're talking about here is surprisingly close to becoming another language entirely.

    3. Re:Good for teachers by Iamthefallen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Indeed, I recently moved to the US and was surprised that so much has a, shall we say, innovative spelling, Ez(easy), Lite(light), Thru(through), Kar(car), Kare(care), da(the) etc etc are very common mostly everywhere.

      The english language is most definitely a living thing, and with several versions of it it's no surprise to me that kids have a hard time with spelling and grammar. There's english as taught in school, english as a less strict spoken language, english used with heavy slang, the bastardized english you see in ads and on billboards etc etc, just how are kids supposed to learn which is acceptable at a given time?

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  4. Fail them -all-. by TellarHK · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "L33t" speak in all forms is lame, obnoxious, and childish unless used for sarcastic mocking of those who use it. I don't discuss things in depth with anyone who uses it as a primary pattern of writing, and usually consider those that use it to be unintelligent and foolish.

    The Internet is the greatest form of human communication ever developed, to cheapen it by using poor language out of a willful choice is just sad.

    If anyone talks like that to me offline, I will call them a fucking idiot. To their face.

  5. Unremarkable by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is silly. Everybody knows slang terms -- whether online or off -- and has to learn to avoid them in formal writing. ("Ain't", anybody?) The fact that these terms come from instant messaging somehow makes this newsworthy.

    Phrases like "IMHO" predate these youngsters by decades, but I can't recall ever becoming so confused as to use them in a formal essay. And despite using Unix "talk" for years, I never ended a term paper with "oo" (over and out). Sheesh.

  6. Grade appropriately! by Boone^ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A few low grades will certainly help them remember the difference between chatrooms and book reports!

    I hate to sound like I'm trying to protect the "King's English", but chatroom slang became such in an effort to be able to convey ideas through typing at the rate of talking, and it should be kept to chatrooms. The last thing we need is a generation (gee, I'm sounding old at 26) of kids hitting the Universities thinking "ur" is a valid re-contraction of "you're", and "u" can easily replace "you".

  7. Maybe teach typing... by alexhmit01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess I'm too old (at 23), but I find that the abbreviations are pointless. When I send IMs, I often send phrases instead of sentances, but I don't abbreviate words. However, I do abbreviate phrases that have been used as such for over a decade. BRB for "be right back" predates IM, but "u" for you is just silly. It's harder to read, and learning to type would make it immaterial.

    Additionally, the traditional abbreviations were for "online phrases." When wat the last time you used "away from keyboard - AFK", "be right back - BRB", "laughing out loud" - LOL, "rolling on the floor laughing - ROTFL", etc., in a real life conversation?

    These abbreviations are more reasonable for phrases that would only be used in an online conversation. By that logic, "oic" is an acceptable abbreviation for "oh, I see", given that you only use it to convey an online emotion.

    I feel like the best thing would be for teachers to penalize, penalize heavy, and encourage students to STOP using online conventions online as well. If people would write in more reasonable English, communication would be easier.

    I find people nitpicking over typos, spelling errors, and grammatical errors strange. However, none of us (unless we are slashdot editors *grin*) should STRIVE to butcher the language.

    Better command of the standard language improves communication. Has anyone whose ever held a job or been in an adult relationship ever thought "communication skills are over rated?" Most business and interpersonal problems stem from miscommunications, anything that helps that is a Good Thing.

    Alex

  8. My Wife is a High School Teacher by DaytonCIM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is giving the teachers headaches in trying to grade the assignments, much less understand them because of the techno-generation gap

    I disagree. My wife has no trouble marking down anyone who uses "U" instead of You or "R" instead of Are. Teachers face no dilemma here; students do.

    If you as a student cannot use proper grammar and spelling, then you are transferred to a remedial course. If you are still unable to use proper grammar and spelling, then further testing is completed in order to determine if you have a "learning disability."

    If you're lazy and refuse to use anything but your "chat-speak," then you'll fail English and High School... then no more chat room, because the only jobs open to you won't pay enough for you to afford an Internet connection.

  9. This isn't TRUE l33t speak by rgm3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm far from an expert, but real l33t 5p34k involves the substitution of symbols for letters to form words. Often these substituted symbols are higher ASCII values, though there are many dialiects of "l33t". Using "u" for "You" and r for "are" just seems like laziness, and is in no way 31337.

    1'm @m @n 31337 H@X0R.

    For examples of the differnt dialects possible, see the Lamerizer.

  10. What some people... by MattC413 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    fail to understand, is that what you write, and how you write it, reflects very strongly upon one's self.

    For example, in a 'chat room' for Asheron's Call, where people would meet up when the server was not working, there would be many people using this 'leet speak', asking repeatedly for information. By simply using correct capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, I could often get many of the people there to heed my words as if I was a person of authority. Some went so far as to ask how I became employed at Microsoft - I was just a regular user like them, but my choice to use English correctly made them assume that I was someone who knew what they were talking about.

    I try to encourage people to use the best spelling and grammar as they can when online. I just cannot 'respect' someone who can't be bothered to type "are" ('r') or "you" ('u') because they want to save themselves from typing two characters.

    Try the above sometime. Use your best grammar and spelling and notice how others react to you.

    (NOTE: I don't recommend this during intense-gaming situations.. "Help! I am currently in coordinates N7 being att... Uh oh, they have shot me with the... Aw, crap..")

  11. My sister-in-law by lunenburg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My sister-in-law is starting her second year at Boston University, and I swear getting emails from her is like getting an email from Prince.

    "Hey! I got a msg 4u. It's gonna be 2-cool 4evr!!! :-)"

    I can't decide if that's more annoying than my sister and father, who still, in spite of my best efforts to educate them, haven't figured out the basics of the capslock key, new paragraphs, and punctuation in email.

  12. Of Course They're Penalizing Them by ReadParse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There should have been no headaches for teachers or hesitation in penalizing the students for using misspellings or "net slang". There is a difference between casual conversation and formal usage of your language, and schoolwork is of the latter category.

    Some of us don't even use that kind of slang on the internet. The truth is that it was created by people who either cannot type well or who type lazily. Those of us who understand that effective communication is important realize that typing in complete, correctly spelled, and well formed sentences with correct puncuation gets our ideas across in a more accurate way.

    Of course, that doesn't mean that we have no spelling or grammatical errors -- it simply means that we try to communicate our ideas using grammar that is correct. It also creates less confusion for us, because we don't have to remember in what context we're writing and "turn on" or "turn off" our grammar rules.

    RP

  13. This annoys me to no end. by Restil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not is the teenage/pre-teen world forming bad habits, but there are a lot of people in the world that pretty much learn english in chatrooms, and you better believe they consider this to be perfectly acceptable conversation language.

    I suppose, what bothers me the most is that it just looks and feels retarded. I remember thinking back to first grade, when we were all still learning how to spell. Sometimes it took a while for it to kick in that YOU is not spelled U just because they sound the same. Or SUN/SON, etc etc. With first graders, its an acceptable faux pas. To do so intentionally when you clearly know better is at the height of moronic. I understand the need/desire to abbreviate long words sometimes, but u for you, r for our/are and the extra retarded ur for your, just makes NO credible sense.

    And while sometimes I'm willing to write off this stuff as the juvenile swill from those "Damn teenagers", when I see people in their 20's+ doing it, it just makes me sick.

    Well, sick is perhaps too strong a word. It just makes me feel artifically intellectually superior to them, and I no longer want to spend my time conversing. Of course, there's always the chance that my assumptions are correct... and perhaps that explains it.

    Ok, rant done. Moderate as you will.

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  14. Do they mark down ok as well? by bluGill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How many of you even learned (much less recall ) that ok is not a word, the correct spelling is okay? I'll bet none of those teachers marking down new words like "r" and "u" mark down "ok".

    English teachers do not define the language, use defines the language. We only need english teachers because we need a common starting point, but once we have that we need to move byond them and their rules that don't work. "r" and "u" are two very useful reforms of english spelling. I just wish that the rest of the needed reforms would come in my lifetime so I can spell correctly.

  15. YES by morgajel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I despise replacements for the words "you" and "are" because they're only 3 letters long. RTFM, wb and RABUF are one thing, but 'u' for 'you'? how lazy can you get?!

    I get pissy with people for doing it in IRC. if I do become a teacher, I will fail them, and have them(after so many warnings) write an essay on the importance of proper spelling.

    As for my own spelling, well... that's just because I suck at it. get over it.

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  16. Re:Learn to type! No, really! by Zathrus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It isn't laziness, but the lack of any real typing skills

    It has to be this... on IRC and in games I can easily out-type anyone using "short hand" while I type full words.

    Once upon a time I was a very fast typist (>100 wpm), but it's gone down to probably around 70 wpm nowadays. Sure, that's still fast, but any touch typist should be able to type faster than I can if they aren't typing full words.

    Perhaps it should become a requirement to teach kids to touch-type at an earlier age

    It should probably be taught shortly after writing skills. Being able to type is just as important as being able to write nowadays. I know some people will blanch at that, but take the average office worker and compare how much they have to type into a computer versus how much they have to write down on a piece of paper.

    I just hope that schools have gotten out of the dark ages regarding touch typing. I recall going to a school competition around 1990. I entered into the typing competition since I knew I was a fast and accurate typist. I don't think I got more than a couple sentences done though -- I was definitely not expecting to have to deal with an electric typewriter that didn't even process line breaks properly. I spent more time being amazed at how backwards the competition was than I did actually typing.

  17. Re:Learn to type! No, really! by necrognome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I completely agree. I took tons of AP/IB classes in preparation for college, but, arguably, the most useful class at my prep school was Typing 101. It helped me churn out papers in college, and helps me code without looking at the keys now. Not to mention the fact that one can never reach a "zen programming" state without touch-typing.

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  18. good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Now mabie these newbie lamers can learn to upgrade their language.lib. When speaking not to your "l337 friends, that'll k1ll jue f0r ./makking --fun +./of them" 1 can only hope their /usr/manfile will kill all -9 what ever homework.obj is reported to their inbox.java for syntax errors, no include private lang.lib.swing.poser.elite statement nor did it include stdio*.all. I know i've had the misfortune of seeing a normally good sentence rot to the core due to such statments as: "My friends and 1 r go1ing to the beech 2 day." It was my manner to write: "WTF did you just say? Where's your MAN file on lang.english.common ?!"

  19. Language Migration by peatbakke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Disclaimer: I'm a big fan of the English language, and I think that it is a good idea to limit severe language deviations, particularly in a formal academic setting. I'm not going to endorse the substitution of 'r' and 'u' for 'are' and 'you', but simply make a point of the roll such things play in the evolution of a language.

    I'm an American, and I'm studying linguistics (amongst other things) in New Zealand. It's an interesting place to study linguistics, because New Zealand is one of the very few places (if not the only place) where there is a fairly complete aural record of the evolution from it's roots in the United Kingdom to it's modern form.

    Language is a hard target to pin down. Even in countries that try to limit linguistic migration (such as France) can't slow it down significantly, even in times without huge revolutions in communication. English is one of the fastest changing, and most diverse languages on the planet, and it only takes the space of about two generations for the "proper" high culture forms of the language to change significantly.

    A major shift in communication technology makes the changes occur much, much faster. The advent of radio made western urban American English the "proper" form of American English in the span of about five years. National broadcasters go through an enormous amount of training to develop that accent, as do politicians and other public figures. Listen to Clinton's speeches at the beginning and end of his term, or even how George Bush's (much ridiculed) accent has started to change.

    It's expected that the Internet will have the same effect on written languages that the radio had on spoken languages. Interestingly enough, it wasn't until the advent of the newspaper that English spelling (both American and British) became more or less standardized across large geographic regions.

    Ironically, the first place to hear about a significant change in language is in the editorial / opinion sections of news papers ... and it's never good news! Furthermore, it's always about primary and secondary school kids.

    Anyhow, I suspect that the practice of using 'oic' and 'l8r' in written English will expand dramatically over the next decade. Distasteful? Perhaps. But keep in mind that there's only one standard for language: the de facto standard.

  20. Should this be an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    True, many believe it is due to the generation's laziness, but perhaps we could shed a better light on the use of technology (not limited to the l33t speak). Kids these days are creating more efficient ways of doing things, perhaps caused by laziness, but more efficient nonetheless.

  21. Can this affect how our brains work? by ChrisJones · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Personally, I find that l33t sp33k annoys the crap out of me. It's marginally acceptable in SMS messages, but really doesn't belong anywhere else imo. I don't even use it myself in SMS' because my phone as T9 input and I can type messages in pretty damn quickly.
    An interesting meme I wanted to throw down is that language is more than just communication, it's a formal way of constructing ideas not only for communication to others, but also in our own minds; Much in the way that mathematics has it's own language for the formulation and transmission of concepts.
    If common English starts to lose it's formal structure and we descend into some kind of Taxilinga, I will be worried that the ability to formalise and construct logical thought patterns will be lost to some people (I guess it probably already is lost to people who say 'like' and 'know what I'z sayin' 4 times a sentence ;)
    I'm hanging on to Queen's English until the day I die either way :)

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  22. Real problem with education is the late start by totallygeek · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I was lucky to have a mother that not only stayed home with me when I was young, but also one that made learning fun. Her and her friends would record themselves reading books into a tape recorder. I would sit with the books and follow along while my mom helped me. After a while, she would have me try to read books to her. She also had me learn how to count, add and subtract using coins. Multiplication came next, and she made me learn, not just memorize, multiplication. By the time I hit kindergarten I knew how to read, write (no Big Chief for me, regular paper, regular pens), add and subtract (any size numbers, and understood negatives), multiply (for large numbers used repeating additions, times tables memorized to 13x13), and understood division. School was difficult because I was bored, but never stopped learning at home. By second grade (I remember because I switched schools) I knew how to type, write in cursive, could take even square roots, understood factoring, fractions, and was learning shorthand (my mother was from the old-school Du Pont typing and dictation pools). In school I would get into trouble for not paying attention, going too fast, etc.


    The long and short is that kids today are too easily learning things before the education system can get to them. There isn't a typing class until high school in most areas. Hell, I see many kids around seven that type 30+ wpm. They learn to read online via chat rooms, websites, and other methods before they are assigned Dick and Jane or Pug. Then, the intelligent children are asked to slow down so those without computers can catch up without feeling embarassment. This is sad, and it is why many Asian and European countries continually kick the US' ass in youth aptitude.


    Let the kids that excel do just that. While I think "net speak" should be counted as incorrect English for papers submitted, the knowledge the kid posesses to use the chat rooms, computer, etc., should be commended.

  23. Bullshit. This is about POWER! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Three things.

    1) Using numbers instead of letters is not a time saving technique. It's complicated and current keyboards make it a 'stretch'. (Those 3,4,5 and 7 keys are waaay off the 'home' row!) Indeed, 'leet' speak is used specifically to set people apart and stand one's turf in an age where being something apart from the establishment is really important. Though, it's so bloody juvenile! It's akin to spray painting walls with your 'tag' and by whatever a tattoo or piercing once denoted before such things became just another dipshit lemming affectation. (Hint: When more than 5% of the population adopt a trend, it slips from 'cool' to 'pathetic' really fast. Might as well wear a fucking Nike swish at this point. --Too bad those tattoos are permanent, eh?) Anyway, 'Leet' speak is about conveying attitude, and means nothing beyond that. Most of it will pass same as all that cute jargon from the fifties, daddio, --and the 1910's, what what?

    In any case, I don't think anybody uses 'leet' speak for real anymore anyway. It's turned into a square-ball's old fogey conversation topic, (yes, I'm talking to you). All the original users have moved right the fuck on.

    2) Sure, language is whatever written or spoken sequence is good for getting ideas across. So 'U' instead of 'You' is fine. It works. We all get it, so get over it. However, those who use such simplifications exclusively are doing themselves a disservice because. . .

    3) POWER is the invisible factor here.

    Twit-child who honestly doesn't know how to spell 'You', or who doesn't know when or why to capitalize, or who simply doesn't know how to construct words and sentences according to classic spelling and grammatical rules, is quite simply not going to get the respect s/he needs from the professional world in order to gain power in the higher rankings of society.

    The fact of the matter is that there are millions of people who, upon receiving any correspondence littered with 'new & improved' spellings, are going to judge the sender ignorant, lazy and kinda slow.

    The way things stand today, by knowing how to command written language with power and agility, one will ALWAYS have a much more successful time in dealing with banks, landlords, schools, government and businesses, -and all their fellow humans in any kind of written forum. Despite the logic behind new language validity, the impulse when one sees 'newspeak' is to think, "Fuck you, Loser." --And while you may want that on occassion, (there is power in everything), it's retarded not to be able to switch styles at a moment's notice. Why limit yourself?

    So learn your ABC's kids. If not, chances are somebody will do worse than hurt you, (which they'll certainly try to do as well!). --They'll laugh at you with hate while you sink.

    Lacking the facility to read and write properly is a one-way ticket to lower-class slavery.


    Fantastic Lad

  24. Teach those kids how to type by LordRPI · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Back when I was 13 (about 8 years ago), I was coming onto the scene of instant message and chat room chatting. I remember how much it would piss me off when I saw people substituting numbers and letters for complet words and strings of words. I would ask them why they did that, and usually they said, "it gets the point across qwicker." Ok, how much quicker is it to type "you" than "u"... to the experienced typist, it's negligable. But obviously, these kids spend hours and hours hovering above the keyboard, but still type with one or two fingers, so for them, yes, it may be faster. So, a possible partial solution for this, would be to actually teach these kids how to type!

  25. So What? by foqn1bo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe that students should be taught a standarized form of English in the classroom. It's simply the best way to ensure effective communication with a wide range of people(assuming they too have learned this standard). That said, I think that the methods and methodologies of American educators need serious rethinking.

    I wonder if anyone reading Slashdot remembers the snafu over "Ebonics" from a number of years ago. Sometime in the 90's a school board in Oakland decided that it might be a good idea to recognize African American English(AAE)as a language spoken by a large percentage of its student body, and to educate teachers on how to effectively communicate with students. The Media(tm) had an uproar over it, and assailed them for trying to teach "Ebonics" as a foreign language. Much like Surgeon General Jocelyn Elders was trying to "teach children Masturbation", but I digress. I don't remember much about the incident as a teen, but I do remember the overbearing attitudes of my white peers and neighbors, which seemed to center around something like

    "Why can't those damn black kids speak proper english like us?"

    Linguistically speaking, AAE is a structurally and intellectually valid language, featuring complex syntax, pronunciation and grammar rules just like any other. I don't have the time or the resources to go into it, so I'll point you here. The truth of the matter is that the culturally and economically elite have been using standardized language to assert their hegemony over society for years, and the same true in America as it was in the initial triangle between Oxford, Cambridge and London. Students in America are teased, ridiculed and insulted for the use of valid dialects in ordinary speech. If you're a white American reader, chances are spectacular that you grew up speaking standard English in the home. Well, how convenient for you. The real point of an English class is not to get students speaking standard English natively or ordinarily, but simply to afford them the ability to use it when necessary (Higher education, job interviews, etc etc). The Oakland schoolboard's original idea was to make it easier for this to occur; teachers would be able to show comparisons between AAE and standard English, and help students learn what they need to change where and when.

    Instead our educators(and much of the slashdot readership)assert their supposed superiority by scoffing at the "idiocy" and "childishness" of non standard language features. So while I'm not going to make any claims that l33t is a full featured language, perhaps teachers should try teaching children what it is, why it exists, and how it differs from standard English. Encourage kids to learn and use a standard dialect for specific skills, but don't simply punish them as though their deliberately trying to pollute the language. Sometimes I think gradeschool needs basic linguistics classes just so kids can learn why their English teachers are being such assholes to them.