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Engineer in a Box?

Dr.Luke writes "Robert Lucky in a IEEE Spectrum Online article laments the state of today's engineering as progressively more removed from the "real" reality of tinkering and soldering "in a big musty laboratory" like Thomas Edison as engineers become more and more reliant on software tools and simulations. He fears that "math itself is slipping away into the wispy clouds of software that surround us" and that eventually engineers will be substituted by a bestselling software program Engineer-in-a-Box 2.0. What do you think?"

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  1. What do I think? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


    I think it's a damn shame that we don't build everything by stacking up blocks of stone like our ancestors did.

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    1. Re:What do I think? by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      Turning cognitive processes over to a device is evolution?

      When you need to find the sine of 1.395, do you use a scientific calculator, or do you sum the series?

      math being a team sport
      Go rent Apollo 13. There's a priceless scene in there when several engineers do a bit of calculus; each verifies the result. (granted, they did it by hand...but they had to because their computers were so primitive). Go try to publish a proof without peer review. For that matter, try to see farther than others without standing on the shoulders of giants. Math IS a team sport. If you don't understand that, then you've never played a team sport. Football is pretty individualistic in that each player has a individually assigned tasks that he must perform. If he fouls up, the team fails. Success is multiplicative; any zeroes mean that the product is zero. It's as true in math (and science - see the story on the Bell labs guy) as it is in sports.

    2. Re:What do I think? by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

      And when the first caveman tied his sharp rock to the end of a long stick, there was an old guy sitting next to him saying "Huh, in my day, we had to learn how to kill wild pigs up close and personal. Sure, your way is more efficient, but I understand the fundamentals."

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    3. Re:What do I think? by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2

      Beyond this for higher math you need a brain.

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    4. Re:What do I think? by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2, Offtopic
      Generally I despise the french, but when they stormed and sunk that hippie boat I was laughing so hard it hurt. Have some wine and cheese froggie's its on me this time..

      As for Isreal, they are the only democracy in an area where everyone wants them blown off the map, they gave up land only to have rockets launched at them from that territory. They offered 95% of what the PLO asked for only to be rejected. They daily have to put up with suicide bombers, even with 9/11 americans (and euros) cant comprehaned what that must feel like. Both sides kill innocents but the PLO and their lackies go out of their way to do it. When the twi towers and the lives of 3000+ americans (not to mention their famlies) were destroyed the Palistinians cheered in the streets. Go Isreal...

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    5. Re:What do I think? by lamz · · Score: 2

      I think that the phrase "murder-suicide-bomber" is more accurate, and that if we have to shorten it, we should shorten it to "murder-bomber."

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    6. Re:What do I think? by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 2

      For me it's all about recognizing my faults and working around them. Quick: 257 * 7.32 = ?

      If I try to do that calculation in my head I can do it, but there is a much much greater chance of me commiting an error. I recognize this and turn the calculation over to a device that will yield the correct answer. It's the same with integration, differentiation, or a host of other tasks. Sure I can do it in my head, but for any important task it would be irresponsible of me to do so in much the same way it would be irresponsible for me to roll my own untested implementation of RSA encryption.

    7. Re:What do I think? by Latent+IT · · Score: 2

      I know that I'm amazingly late to this discussion, but I want to chime in anyway. The benefit of getting basic math training is not doing 257 * 7.32 in your head.

      It's knowing to do (257 * 7) + (257/3) in your head, and saying "about" before the result. That's what you need to do in the real world. When you're in a planning meeting, you only need to know if it's possible for an x gigabyte disk to support y number of people, if each person has about z ammount of data. You can figure out exactly how much space everyone gets and how many disks to buy later, but in the meeting you need to know if you need to budget for one server or two.

  2. ah yes, the box by writertype · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think that most engineers would happily jump into a box if it said "Krispy Kreme" on the side. But that's just me. :)

  3. Engineering is more difficult now by tmark · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What this article neglects to recognize is that engineering things nowadays is vastle more difficult than engineering in the time of, say, Edison. You could engineer a lightbulb on the back of an envelope. Think you engineer a CPU like that ?

    1. Re:Engineering is more difficult now by SkOink · · Score: 2, Funny
      What this article neglects to recognize is that engineering things nowadays is vastle more difficult than engineering in the time of, say, Edison. You could engineer a lightbulb on the back of an envelope. Think you engineer a CPU like that ?
      Sure you can! It's easy!
      1) Find a BIG envelope.
      2) Take a piece of chewing gum and two paperclips, and...
      3) ???
      4) Pentium 4!

      At least, that's how I surmise the people at Intel are doing it :)
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    2. Re:Engineering is more difficult now by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 3, Interesting

      but we as a whole need to learn how to use our brains, after all we are engineers right?


      When someone says, "use your head," they are usually refering to finding a better faster way of doing something. So why is it you think learning to use your brain entails training yourself to do complex operations in minutes when a machine can do them in seconds. The human brain is piss poor at performing complex computations, sorting, detailed memory storage, and the like. Machines are very good at these things. On the other hand, humans are very good at analyzing complex situations, planning, designing, and the like. Machines are piss poor at this. Wouldn't it be smarter to assign your brain tasks it is good at and relegate other things to tools?

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you don't need to learn to do some of this stuff manually. Sometimes knowing how things work is necessary, but at the same time we don't need to permanently burden our minds with tasks that our tools can accomplish more efficiently.

    3. Re:Engineering is more difficult now by bluGill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes and know. What the professors are (or should be) getting at is that you should think before you compute. Sure you can punch a much on numbers into your calculator in the right order and get the right answer. However what if you press the wrong button? Suddenly you have the wrong answer and don't know it. You should always have an idea of what the right answer would be.

      Also, if you don't reach for the calculator right away you can often see a way to simplify the problem, and then the rest works out quickly. In fact for most of my college tests the problems were choosen such that it if you caught the tricks you could do all the math in your head faster than someone who memorized the equations without knowing them can punch numbers on the calculator. (or look, these two variables cancel, and 2 to the second power is 4 and before I knew it I had the right answer)

      Of course there always a few problems that cannot be done in your head, but most can be.

    4. Re:Engineering is more difficult now by Scooter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed - it's all about building blocks - first you build houses from scratch with mud, clay et al. Then some guy makes pre-fabricated blocks, and another guy uses the blocks to build the house.

      We only live for 80 years or so if we're lucky - complex electronics and semiconductors are only possble if each guy concentrates on his stratum of the process: I can code in C, but I know nothing about CPU design, and I don't expect the users of the stuff I write to know C in order to use it. I can build a PC, and engineer the right components into it to eliminate bottlenecks in performance, but I don't know (or care) about how each compnent achieves it's performance - I just read what it says on the lid "Athlon 1900+" or "40Gb 10,000 rpm SCSI disk"

      My old maths teacher said something similar about the use of calculators in school maths lessons and it was something like "if we spent all day working out long division in our heads, we'd have no time to do any maths" - in other words - we recognise what the technique is, and do a few to prove we can do it, but then - in the name of random chance - move on!

    5. Re:Engineering is more difficult now by simong_oz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      With respect, that is complete and utter bullshit.

      Engineering something now that was engineered many years ago is much easier now.

      With hindsight, and knowing all that we do now, yes it would be easy to engineer a lightbulb. But it wasn't an easy thing to do when Edison did it.

      Engineering a quantum processor or an artifical joint for your hip/knee/shoulder is not easy now, but it will be 20+ years after it's been done.

      To get back to the discussion, all of the computers/programs are tools - they will never make up for an intuitive understanding of the problem and a good 'engineering brain', something that a good Bachelor course will try to teach. And that is the problem - engineering students now start on the computer programs and have little appreciation of their status as a tool. The real problem here is that when the computer program spits out an answer that is completely illogical, it doesn't register as being wrong.

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    6. Re:Engineering is more difficult now by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2
      Im sorry that is flatly untrue. Read an old filter design text (from the 50's) now read one today. in *SOME* ways engineering is easier, in **SOME** ways it is harder. An EE used to have to have a mastery of E-Mag, now its just a (god let me get through this) class.

      If you are high up in research its probably a little harder today (and the number crunching is nice) but if you are doing system design its far easier. Like programming, even though we can do much more today than 30 years ago its far easier to program today than do it with machene code..

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    7. Re:Engineering is more difficult now by olman · · Score: 2

      Engineering a CPU is much, much easier than inventing a lightbulb. In one case, you have more powerful tools than you can shake a stick at. Moreover, you're probably just revising a proven old design. A lightbulb, on the other hand, is a new idea. You have to take the known fact that a metal will glow when you heat it up enough. Then you have to have the innovation that in a vacuum it will not burn..!

      Most importantly, there are vast amounts of readily available information these days. References and textbooks, free design ideas and tons of other engineers to ask stuff from. Oh, and high quality courses, seminars, etc etc. None of that existed in bad old days.

    8. Re:Engineering is more difficult now by Wavicle · · Score: 2

      I have a brief story along these lines I experienced this quarter. I'm a Mechanical Engineer who went into industry developing software. When the downturn came nobody wanted to hire an ME to write software. We all know only people with CS degrees can code... So anyway, I'm back in college working on a CS degree and having my ME tattoo lasered off...

      I'm sitting in my introductory data structures class and we're going over big O notation and having a math review on series summation (the big sigma notation). During most of this I'm playing MAME on my laptop drinking Dew trying to stay awake it's so god awful boring.

      The next class lecture we're going over bubble sort and big O and the instructor is explaining how because bubble sort goes through n items n times it has a big O of n^2. I glance up from my game of frogger, look over his bubble sort code, note that he's got an optimization in there where he reduces the number of items by 1 each pass. Some quick head math and I speak up "The optimization you have in there reduces the number of items by 1 in each pass, is the exact time complexity equal to the sum of the series from 1 to n? Or about half n^2?". Every student in the class - and most sadly the instructor too - simultaneously turned around and looked at me with the "what the hell does that mean?" expression on their face... I stare back at them as reality hits me and my frog is run over by a slow moving tractor trailer.

      At that moment I realized that of this class full of rising hopefuls for the future of software engineering (all of them in their sophomore year) not a single one of them had taken a beginning course in Calculus... or if they had, they didn't pay attention. After class several came up to and said "Hey, it sounds like you understand how this big E lookin' thing works, could you explain it to me?"... Now you know why the dot coms failed...

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    9. Re:Engineering is more difficult now by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 2

      what happens if the student gets hired in a company that uses Borland, and all they know is Netbeans?

      Whoa, big mystery. They learn Borland. As someone in the job market, there is nothing that pisses me off more than the wackos out there demanding 5 years of programming experience with language X on platform Y with database system Z. I'm a young pup, so far I've only worked regularly with about ten different programming languages, four or five database packages, and god knows how many oses. Learning a new language/dbs/platform/tool is not hard and it becomes easier and easier the more you do it. So instead of using NetBeans or Borland would you prefer that everyone use Assembly or better yet machine code on punch cards. Why not just break out the a soldering iron and start making circuits?

      Shortcuts are great, as long as you completely understand exactly what the shortcut is doing for you

      I agree that for some things you need to understand the underlying principals. However once you have achieved this, is there any reason a person shouldn't be allowed to learn and utilize the tools of their profession as they progress through their collegiate education? Also as a computer professional, I can safely say that there are certain areas where I have absolutely no need or desire to understand how things work on a lower level. Eg, I have 0 desire to learn x86 Machine Code.

      What if we lost power permanently, lost the gee whiz tools, and had to do this stuff from scratch.

      If this happens, I will have far far far bigger concerns on my mind.

      The "engineers" who rely on the gee whiz tools are no longer engineers. They are monkeys without their toys. The engineers who can do the stuff with a chalkboard, and chalk, will save the world

      Tools are cars, airplanes, calculators, computers, algorithms, data representations, chalk, chalkboards. They enable you to do things you could not previously imagine. Virtually everything we do in human society is dependent on tools. Get used to it. Learn to use those that will help you be better at what you do.

  4. Getting close... by Codex+The+Sloth · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've been an engineer in a cube for at least 10 years...

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    1. Re:Getting close... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "for at least 10 years..."
      I take it you put a little padding in your designs?

      Is that 10 decimal, or binary?

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  5. Hey man, I worked in a big musty laboratory... by JayDoggy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Day after day in the sweaty, cramped confines of a remote computing lab on North Campus at U-Michigan, banging out code on an oldish HP-UX box, telnet'ing to distant friend's computers (ok, they were only across campus at the newer labs, but whatever), and ever fearful that the weird dude who'd sit in the last row of machines and look at dungeon porn would show up and I'd get uncomfortable and have to leave.

    1. Re:Hey man, I worked in a big musty laboratory... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Now we have musty cubicles instead of musty labs. IOW, they kept the must. My cubicle was once next to the restrooms. Joy oh joy did I hate 2:30pm when lunch was done being processed in many people.

  6. What do you think?" by digitalsushi · · Score: 3, Funny


    What do you think?

    I dont think! I bet Engineer-in-a-Box 2.0 could tell me though!

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    1. Re:What do you think?" by Ooblek · · Score: 2
      All I have to say is I look forward to the day Engineer-in-a-box is released. I might get a vacation for a few hours or something.

      And then we get to replace all the help desk people with.....oh, nevermind.

    2. Re:What do you think?" by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2

      Managers who want Engineer In A Box 2.0 should be required to use it instead of real engineers for the rest of their careers.

      Real engineers should be freed from managers.

      We'll see where the real innovation comes from.

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  7. um by erikdotla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doesn't an engineer more qualified than the users of Engineer-in-a-box 2.0 need to WRITE Engineer-in-a-box 2.0?

    And do we still live in a capitalist nation where other real engineers will attempt to create Developer-in-a-can 2.0 to compete?

    Did many developer tools obsolete many engineering fields, while closing that engineer off from moving on to other types of engineering?

    These tools enable us to engineer, you will always need skills to make a computer do it's magic.

    Computers will stop needing engineers and math skills when they are no longer operate on math-based principals.

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    1. Re:um by Sebastopol · · Score: 2

      Doesn't an engineer more qualified than the users of Engineer-in-a-box 2.0 need to WRITE Engineer-in-a-box 2.0?

      Yes, one or two can do it, then they are obsolete.

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  8. It's all about ideas... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 2

    An engineer makes a $500 item with $50 worth of parts. A designer then adds $450 worth of crap.

    People has always lamented the losing of skills, where have all the assembler programmers gone? The wheel wrights? Even machinists are going away.

    But the ideas aren't disappearing, there will always be room for the people who do what others say can't or shouldn't be done.

  9. Simply the nature of technology by Space+Coyote · · Score: 3, Interesting
    One person can no longer reasonably understand an entire process. Programmers don't write their own bootstrap code anymore, and despite the jeers of the geezers who used to debug by reading paper tape, we still seem to get by.

    Not that the loss of the chance to do a little tinkering in one's job isn't a sad state of affairs, it is. But if I was the guy who wrote the cheques at Boeing's R&D department, the word 'tinker' would probably send me into a conniption.

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  10. People have changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, people can do all the advanced calculus really well, but to me that means jack squat. You know, it's pretty embarrassing when I can say that half of the people in my intro to EE class have never touched a resistor in their life, or even know what one looks like. These are the people that have trouble using Windows 98. What's pathetic is that we're moving farther and farther away from where we should. People were freaked out over an electronics lab practical --- yes this actually involved stripping wires and hooking up a working circuit, people. They studied off end and most didn't finish.

    I was out in a half hour. I didn't even study.

    Meanwhile I'm surrounded by them and they're getting better grades in math than I am. For God's sake don't let them be designing the circuits in the space shuttle.

    1. Re:People have changed by My+Third+Account · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, it's pretty embarrassing when I can say that half of the people in my intro to EE class have never touched a resistor in their life, or even know what one looks like.

      Uhhh ... should it really be suprising that in an intro class you find yourself among inexperienced colleagues?

      Meanwhile I'm surrounded by them and they're getting better grades in math than I am. For God's sake don't let them be designing the circuits in the space shuttle.

      Yeah, they might actually design circuits that do calculations correctly because they actually understand the calculations ...

    2. Re:People have changed by John+Miles · · Score: 2

      Yeah, they might actually design circuits that do calculations correctly because they actually understand the calculations ...

      More likely, they'll design a servo loop that breaks into oscillation and jams the X-band transponder because they had no understanding of how to work with real components of the non-mathematical variety.

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    3. Re:People have changed by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      More likely, they'll design a servo loop that breaks into oscillation and jams the X-band transponder because they had no understanding of how to work with real components of the non-mathematical variety.

      Yeah, that happened to me once. Fortunately, Scotty was able to reconfigure the main deflector sprocket to create a tachyon causality loop in the warp flanges. We were back at Starbase 001 in time for alien babes and Romulan Ale!

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    4. Re:People have changed by Wansu · · Score: 2

      ... half of the people in my intro to EE class have never touched a resistor in their life, or even know what one looks like ...

      It wasn't much different in the 70s when an engineer might reasonably be expected to deal with discrete components. A few in each engineering class were tinkerers but most weren't. I had lots of hands on experience before I studied EE. One of my professors recognized that and asked me to become a laboratory instructor. I did that my soph., junior and senior years. There were students who didn't know + from -. Others were in and out in 30 minutes and got 100 on each lab. I also noticed that few who graduated with EE degrees ended up actually designing electronic circuits. I did for more than 15 years before switching to software.

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    5. Re:People have changed by orac2 · · Score: 2
      More likely, they'll design a servo loop that breaks into oscillation and jams the X-band transponder because they had no understanding of how to work with real components of the non-mathematical variety.


      I wouldn't try to feel too superior -- that sounds a little bit like the problem Apollo 11 had with its landing radar, which caused the guidance computer to produce all those exciting 1201 overflow alarms...in 1969 (when, presumably, Real Engineers Roamed the Earth)


      (ObTrivia: If the SimSup hadn't thrown a similar overflow problem at Misson Control in one of the last simulation excercises before the landing, there's a good chance an unneeded abort would have been called and the first man to walk on the Moon might have been Pete Conrad)

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  11. I can by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    think of a few engineers I would like to see in a box.
    besides, don't they already use software to conduct trains?
    *ducks, runs off.*

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  12. As any good engineer knows... by swordboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The computer is a tool but nothing more. For the most part, you can get yourself in the "ballpark" with good tools but nothing can replace real world testing. A good engineer will come home with their sleeves rolled up and their hands dirty.

    I'm not sure why the collar is necessary at that point.

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    1. Re:As any good engineer knows... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A great engineer will have done this before and know what goes where and why. Testing should be confirmation of the design not fault finding.

      I see this everyday where I work. The good engineers think they are breaking new ground and working all the hours to achieve this. The few experienced engineers go home at 5 and always hit their deadlines.

      For most engineering endeavours it's all been done before. We turn out systems not inventions.

    2. Re:As any good engineer knows... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      so your saying a real bridge engineer also builds the bridge with his own hands?

      I wonder how many apollo engineers got out there and punched rivets themselves?

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    3. Re:As any good engineer knows... by swordboy · · Score: 2

      so your saying a real bridge engineer also builds the bridge with his own hands?

      For the most part.

      You've chosen a strategic example to reinforce your argument. In the days of Edison, bridge-building engineers didn't have the proper tools so they were at a disadvantage. Hence the Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse. I won't say that a computer might help out with bridge building today, but I won't say that prototype testing doesn't *still* happen either.

      Allow me to give a better example.

      I live in the Detroit area. Without getting into the performance of the Lions football team (sigh...), witness Ford Field. When the roof was hoisted into position, it set the record for the largest one-piece modular construction object. I was there.

      There were more engineers there than there were construction workers. Unless construction workers are wearing collars these days.

      Like a big fucking set of Legos.

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    4. Re:As any good engineer knows... by Pulzar · · Score: 2

      Testing should be confirmation of the design not fault finding.

      I'm glad you said "should be" and not "is". Because, in reality, it almost never happens that way. You can rarely foresee every problem in the time that you have to verify a design.

      One could argue that if you did find all the problems during the verification stage, you spent too much time on the verification. The rate of problem-finding near the end of the project is significantly slower than at the beginning, and some of these "late" problems can be found and fixed faster during the confirmation stage.

      Of course, that will cost you more, but most of the time "schedule is King".

      The few experienced engineers go home at 5 and always hit their deadlines.

      Where I work, they stay all night trying to help those that are less experienced.

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    5. Re:As any good engineer knows... by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2

      I see this everyday where I work. The good engineers think they are breaking new ground and working all the hours to achieve this. The few experienced engineers go home at 5 and always hit their deadlines.

      Must be nice, around here all of the experienced and good engineers work long hours and hit thier deadlines. The rest of the hacks work thier 8 and leave, only sticking around late when they are up against a deadline, then they whine until the deadline gets pushed back. Topping it all off by taking time off to make up for the long hours they put it to try and make the first deadline.
      Give me an engineer that is willing to stay late and get the job done. And do so before the night of the dealine.
      To bring this post back to the article at hand, it sounds like your average old foggie rant. "back in my day we had to (insert hardship here). And things were better, grass was greener the sky was bluer, (insert more ramblings here)."
      Get off it, it felt better back then because you were still young and idealistic. Not to mention that you fit better with the technology and society. Yup, getting old sucks, as I'm sure I'll find out some day, but that does not mean that the world as a whole was better.

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    6. Re:As any good engineer knows... by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2

      Sounds like you advocate poor planning, then.

      No, I just get regularly victimized by it. My company is run by marketers, and you would be amazed at what the salesmen are allowed to get away with. Not a month goes by that some salesman promises a feature that we don't currently have, and puts a date on it without consulting anybody with any sort of technical knowledge.
      It wouldn't be so bad, but our upper managment insists that we make those dates, no matter how screwed up they are. Moreover, the upper managment does nothing to stop and/or punish the salesmen that do this. So, those of us that actually do the work, get to work horrendious overtime to make those deadlines, while the salesmen get thier fat commision for screwing the rest of us.
      Its not that I don't like marketers or salesmen, but I think the lot of them should be hung from the rafters, without benift of a neck-breaking knot.

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    7. Re:As any good engineer knows... by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Give me an engineer that is willing to stay late and get the job done. And do so before the night of the dealine.

      Sure, if you think "engineering" is writing Perl CGI scripts. Real engineering is not a seat-of-the-pants affair, just like any other mature profession. The reason good engineers work 9-5 is because you can't make silly mistakes when you're building something that has to do serious work in the real world. There's nothing glamorous about staying up all night before the delivery date, it merely indicates poor planning and unnecessary risk. Read this and get a clue.

    8. Re:As any good engineer knows... by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2

      Actually have done some of the stuff you suggest. I know why I work late, I actually take pride in my job and getting it done on time. As for whining to get the schedules fixed, it is working, albiet slowly, but, as I said in my previous post, this company is run by people with no clue about the technology, and they can't comprehend what is wrong with the scheduling, so they are only changing because we have missed a few of the deadlines.
      Do I like working long hours? Well, in truth, sort of yes. I'm not one of the engineers, I just take thier stuff and apply it to the real world (They write the propritary software, I configure the networks its going onto). And, I'm currently on hourly pay, meaning I get time and a half for those extra hours, which goes a long way to upgrading my paintball gun.
      So in the end, I do kinda like my job, in a masochistic way. But I still don't like dealing with engineers that don't see the train comming until its on top of them. I'd rather have the kind that can see far enough ahead, and is willing to do what it takes to deal with it, before it becomes an emergency.

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      Necessity is the mother of invention.
      Laziness is the father.
  13. Decline of Math/Drawing skills by luzrek · · Score: 3, Insightful
    There is no question that both math skills and drawing skills are in rapid decline amoung engeneers (and even scientists). If you go back to the people who were trained even 10 years ago, their ability to make rough estimations in their head far exceeds what todays students can do (since they couldn't always use a calculator/computer on a test or for a project). However, it is also very important that engeneers make useful products and pay attention to design considerations not just math and drawing.

    I can think of two excellent examples, one where the engeneer was very good at both drawing and math, but neglected some fundamental requirements for the product (and therefore no one was happy with the result). The other example is of a person with a bachelors of physics, working as an engeneer. This person uses a quite a few computational and drawing tools, but does a wonderful job paying attention to the fundamental requirments of a product/project. Usually this engeneer completes projects quickly with inovative solutions. Point is, you only need so many people making tools (like CAD programs), if creative people can use them easily.

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    Galium Arsenide is the material of the future, and always will be.

    1. Re:Decline of Math/Drawing skills by dgmartin98 · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOL I noticed that too. The first thought that came to me was, "That's why engineers have a reputation for bad spelling and grammer."

      .Dave
      a fellow engineer

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    2. Re:Decline of Math/Drawing skills by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      If you go back to the people who were trained even 10 years ago, their ability to make rough estimations in their head far exceeds what todays students can do

      Hmm, maybe this could be because they veterans have 10 years' more experience than the students?

  14. but wait, there's more by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

    Engineer-in-a-Box 2.0

    So now am I back to thinking inside of the box?

    --
    slashdot: where everyone yells sarcastic metaphors to themselves to understand the issue
  15. We'll rue the day... by empesey · · Score: 2

    When CowboyNeal 2.0 comes in a box.

    At least it'll be Gnu/Linux based...

  16. Kind of but not really by zejackal · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There certainly are many engineers who like cookie cutter designs. They become masters of a software package that does the design more than masters of the type of engineering the design requires. But at the same time, there are many engineers who can take these tools and do truely revolutionary things with them. These tools help you deal with the been there done that parts of your design while freeing you up to think about what hasn't been done before.

    No one thinks that the calculator has hobled todays engineer simply because he no longer has to do long division. The calculator let's the engineer think about what the numbers mean without having to worry about whether or not he/she has remembered to carry the one.

  17. Engineers Aren't Going Anywhere by INMCM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    At first I thought there was some insightful point to this article; then I realized it was just another "Oh no, technology is making us feel old and forcing us to redefine our attitudes" speil. No, engineers aren't going anywhere. The reason no one tinkers anymore is because they don't have to. Engineering is, at it's heart, about solving problems and just becuase we now have tremendously powerful tools to aid us, doesn't mean just anyone can do it. There always has been (and always will be) "good" and "bad" engineers with that distcintion being made about how creatively and quickly an each can solve a problem. There will always be math becuase no honest engineer is going to trust a software package to such a degree that they can simply forget the underlying princples. New engineers simply don't have to depend on their ability to wire a breadboard or draft schematics by hand. They can foucus on design and effeicent instead of cold,hard basics.

    Only the methods change. Engineering never gets easier or less intense.

    --
    Caffeine Good
    1. Re:Engineers Aren't Going Anywhere by JohnsonWax · · Score: 2

      "At first I thought there was some insightful point to this article; then I realized it was just another "Oh no, technology is making us feel old and forcing us to redefine our attitudes" speil... There will always be math becuase no honest engineer is going to trust a software package to such a degree that they can simply forget the underlying princples."

      Well, a report my staff wrote today reiterates that very issue with the nature of the engineering students that we're turning out.

      Basically, there is concern in a variety of sectors (primarily civil and mechanical) that the engineers coming out today choose to be too reliant on the software and not focus on using their brain to solve the problem and confirm that the software is correct. It's not that they are dependent on the software, it's that this generation has a natural trust and confort with the software that the older engineers really don't have.

      You may claim that 'no honest engineer' would do that, but that's exactly what industry is reporting.

  18. Edison? by Wakkow · · Score: 2

    Edison's method of inventing generally meant creating any possible prototype and slowly working the bugs out. When working on the lightbulb, he sent people around the world to find any possible filimant, trying to find the best one that worked. Read Edison: A Life of Invention for more info.

    From the article:
    "Is anyone doing math by hand any longer, I wonder? Do they miss the cerebral nourishment of solving equations?"

    They all learned the math.. But half of the reason of learning some of it is to realize that doing it by hand isn't feasable anymore. I don't think it's fair to compare engineering then to engineering now. A better choice may be to redefine the word "engineer" and what it means to "engineer" something.

  19. Try telling that to my students by Latent+Heat · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The boxed software will never substitute for proper engineering, but it may lead to eventual brain death among engineers.

    The proper role for the boxed software is to substitute for the slaving minions working under the tutelage of a chief engineer. The slaving minions traditionally grind out endless gruntwork calculations, while the chief engineer does back-of-the-envelope calculations. These back-of-the-envelope calculations are not accurate enough to base a design, but they tell the chief engineer if one of the minions misplaced a decimal or is way off in some kind of way.

    I try to teach my engineering students to yes, use software to do the grunt work, but one needs methods to calculate by hand to at least 2 or 3 significant figures to check up on the software. The software can have bugs. Total reliance on software will breed a kind of innumeracy where engineers won't have a handle on what things should be.

    My other gripe is, as a DSP person, the complete reliance on Matlab or worse yet, LabView. My own preference is to code stuff up in Delphi Pascal (I learned Pascal from a data-structures course taught by Pascal-partisan Brinch Hansen), but I teach DSP algorithms and filter design in C++ (OK, don't flame me that I should use C for efficiency -- besides, object-oriented programming is an degree program accredidation bullet point). I guess Matlab is OK because it has amassed the FORTRAN numeric libraries, and LabView, we can debate, but shouldn't engineers who use computers express themselves in C++? Especially DSP engineers who will go to work for Motorola to do things like implement GSM speech coders in firmware, and I am not aware that LabView is available for a mobile phone. Actually, such engineers should be able to go all the way through assembly language down to bare metal, but C++ is such a universal standard, and they probably have C++ for DSP chips by now.

    My point is that not only are engineering students not soldering hardware, they don't want to be bothered programming anything more low-level than LabView, the Visual Basic of electrical engineering. Doesn't C++ experience look just awesome on the resume of an electrical engineer (much of what I have done in my engineering career is write computer programs of one kind or another, and C++ is the lingua-franca in this day and age)? Students seem uninterested.

    1. Re:Try telling that to my students by Latent+Heat · · Score: 3, Interesting
      What happens when you need a cubic spline inside an embedded system and you can't afford to pay royalties more than 5 cents a unit?

      I am not saying you have to derive/understand/program every numerical algorithm and not use the packages, but at some point you are going to have to know, as a DSP person, some numerical algorithms and how to represent numerical algorithms in non-proprietary programming systems (such as C/C++/FORTRAN/Lisp).

      OK, another analogy. I don't expect an engineer to design an op amp -- op amps are things you go out and buy. But op amps are unlike software: black-box IC like things are this 30-year-old dream in the software field, but interoperable software IC-like components only exist within various proprietary sandboxes (Visual Basic/COM/Windows, LabView, Cocoa). It is like to use an op amp you have to purchase one vendors circuit card substrates and power supplies. Maybe that's why Miguel De Izeca is so fire up about C#/Mono -- to come up with a non-proprietary component sandbox.

      Also, op amps cost, say 50 cents a piece in small quantities, 5 cents a piece in volume. Is there a piece of commercial component software that can be reused with such generous terms? Oh, and the 741 op amp has been around for 30 years with the same specs. What piece of numerical software (apart from published source code form) has been around and conforming to its spec for that long?

      And one more thing. The op-amp people may have patents up the wazoo on op-amps, but they will sell you the op-amp to do what you please with it. They are not greedy SOB's who say, "We hold the op-amp patent -- any thing incorporating the op-amp, even if you have bought the op-amp part, falls under our patent and you pay us tons of money.

    2. Re:Try telling that to my students by olman · · Score: 2

      Just to correct you on some things..

      Op amps are not black boxes. Oh no. There are literally hundreds of different models in production and with the commercial realities, if one size would fit all, we'd get a single model.

      Sometimes it actually makes sense to "design an op amp".. I just actually designed a circuit from transistors (yeah!) and diodes that could've been replaced with a comparator. However, it wouldn't have been easy to find a model that would've done the exact thing I needed done.

      The reason you don't get lock-ins with proprietary and incompatible technology because most engineers treat proprietary anything like it had HIV. 2nd source? What 2nd source?

  20. There was an Ask Slashdot a while back. . . by kfg · · Score: 2

    where someone asked how he could gain some basic engineering skills if it wasn't his intent to go to school to become an engineer, just for the purpose of becoming more skilled than average at designing and making things about the home workshop.

    I advised him to go out on trash day and collect all the broom handles and angle iron ( bed frames) he could find and simply play about at making structures from them.

    While a few people understood what I was about I was amazed, and somewhat distressed, at the invective I also received from that simple suggestion.

    Engineering is about understanding structures, and the materials that make them, in every day use. There is no way you can learn this from a book. It requires that you " get your hands dirty" and build some actual structures, with actual materials. That's why engineering schools have programs like Formula SAE.

    If you don't believe me have another look at your .avi of "Galloping Gertie."

    It ain't all in the books, and it ain't all going to be in no software package.

    When do you actually begin to be an engineer? Not when you get your degree. Not when you get your first job in the field.

    You *first* begin to be an engineer when you design and build a project * and it fails!* And when the stadium dome or the car you designed fails and someone dies you damn well better learn to be an engineer in a hurry or it's the fry machine for the rest of your working life, and I defy any software package not simply being used as a tool by thinking, *experienced* engineers to figure out why something it said would work. . .didn't.

    KFG

    1. Re:There was an Ask Slashdot a while back. . . by geekoid · · Score: 2

      so what you're saying is "If you buy this software, you can blame it when the stadium crashes and kills people". That alone would sell 1 million copies! ;)

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    2. Re:There was an Ask Slashdot a while back. . . by kfg · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's what *will* happen. After all, it's McDonald's fault that their coffee burned you if you tried to drink it while driving and spilled it on your lap.

      What I'm *saying* is that that's bullshit. It's the engineer's job to use software as a tool, not as a substitute for personal skill and understanding.

      KFG

    3. Re:There was an Ask Slashdot a while back. . . by Wavicle · · Score: 2

      Engineering is about understanding structures, and the materials that make them, in every day use. There is no way you can learn this from a book. It requires that you " get your hands dirty" and build some actual structures, with actual materials.

      Having been a Mechanical Engineering major, I'm not sure I wholly agree with you. While building your structure out of parts scavenged from here and there:

      Where is the structure's weakpoint? How weak is it? What material have you built with? How strong is it? Have you overdesigned? Have you underdesigned? How much would it cost to manufacture? How much force will break it? How much impulse force will break it? How will it fracture when it does break? Will it give off shards of crap that might cut somebody or poke their eye out?

      All that math we take sets us up to work equations in statics, strength of materials, fracture mechanics and finite element analysis. Fortunately computers do most of that gruntwork. There's a lot of crap we learn from the books (afterwards we generally go to the lab and break shit... that's why mechanical engineering was such fun... all the breakage!) It isn't practical to mock up and crash test every design (oh how we wish it were...)

      Though like you said, if he's just looking to make a few doodads for around the house and bone up on his l33t band saw skillz... Just build something with the scavenged parts.

      --
      Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
      Edward Everett (1794 - 1865)
  21. Re:Who is Robert Lucky? by __aadkms7016 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bob did a lot of datacomm science behind
    the major modem advances that came out
    of Bell Labs. See http://www.ieee.org/organizations/history_center/o ral_histories/transcripts/lucky.html for details.

  22. Software is a tool by akuma(x86) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As an engineer working on ridiculously complex projects, I welcome sophisticated software tools that make my life easier.

    Software should be developed to make engineering more efficient. If tools today are doing things that you would have done manually 5 years ago, and you can't take advantage of it to do better things, then you are probably a weak engineer.

    Frankly, if the entirety of your job can be encapsulated in a software algorithm, I question your value as an engineer.

  23. What are we building, anyway? by John+Miles · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those can't be real transistors and wires down there, can they?

    I never experienced that kind of dissonance until I accidentally barbecued an Athlon XP chip a few weeks ago. The chip package cracked open from thermal stress, and I broke it the rest of the way apart with my thumbnail. Inside, there was... nothing. Just a featureless, amorphous gray substrate that might have been a rock from my driveway. Maybe half a million violated transistors lay along that fault line, but my crime against Messrs. Brattain, Bardeen, and Shockley left not a trace of evidence to be seen.

    At some level I was already aware that IC fabrication processes had reached the point at which even the largest features would be entirely invisible to the naked eye. But I never appreciated it until looking inside that Athlon chip. I don't know what kind of '1337 t3ch they found at Area 51 when that UFO augered in, but I'll bet when they cracked it open, it looked just like the guts of an Athlon XP-1800 some idiot tried to run without a heatsink fan.

    --
    Dahlmann tightly grips the knife, which he may have no idea how to use, and steps out into the plain.
    1. Re:What are we building, anyway? by Pulzar · · Score: 2

      At some level I was already aware that IC fabrication processes had reached the point at which even the largest features would be entirely invisible to the naked eye.

      That's why we invited microscopes, right? :)

      But, seriously, put that piece of "rock" under a good microscope, scratch the top off a bit, and you'll easily see the top level of metal. Scratch around it, and you'll see the layer below it.. Get a FIB machine, and you can drill all the way down to metal 1 and cut a wire and reconnect it somewhere else.

      It's really the same as doing it on a breadboard, except you need really expensive machinery, and you have to be a little more careful where you put the wires :).

      --
      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a 747 filled with CD-ROMs.
    2. Re:What are we building, anyway? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      That's an interesting point to consider. If some highly advanced alien (or your science fiction plot device of choice) tech made it to this planet, would we even recognize it? Would it just look like a worthless rock?

      If we could identify that it *was* technological, then we could eventually identify the components and operating principles. There are several techniques that can be used to map the structure of an object on an atomic level, and it's unlikely that any alien technology would be structured at a level finer than that. It would just take quite a while to map any significant part of the device.

    3. Re:What are we building, anyway? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      But, seriously, put that piece of "rock" under a good microscope, scratch the top off a bit, and you'll easily see the top level of metal.

      This is surprisingly close to no longer being true. Gate widths are already much less than the wavelength of visible light, and metal lines and so forth are on their way into the same realm. You might or might not see a pretty diffraction pattern looking at a 0.13 or 0.09 or 0.064um linewidth chip, depending on how the larger features are laid out.

      An electron microscope could still resolve them, of course. An atomic-force microscope or tunnelling electron microscope should always be able to. It just gets progressively more difficult :).

    4. Re:What are we building, anyway? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      Right, but I was specifically talking about the cross-section of the wafer revealed by the crack.

      You'd have a hard time seeing anything there even under very old processes. Doping in the silicon is the next best thing to invisible, and the metal and polysilicon layers will only be a micron or two thick under any process (thick films in the old processes, boxy wires in newer, and narrow ridges in the newest). About the only thing I'd expect you to see edge-on would be the overglass layer, which would be a transparent layer perhaps a tenth of a millimetre thick.

  24. Uplift books by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

    One interesting idea that David Brin put in his Uplift books is that his extremely advanced civilizations don't even have a very developed system of symbolic math. Since the computers of these civilizations are so fast, you can pretty much calculate a working approximation of anything for any practical purpose, and the idea of an "exact" answer is simply useless. Presumably these cultures "solved" math at some point in the distant past, but moved on once the intellectual challenge was gone.

    I always thought that was one of the more interesting ideas of the books, and something that I could see actually happening in a few thousand years.

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    Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
  25. Pour me into that box! by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

    Engineer In A Box? Provided it actually works, hell yeah! If the computer can do 90% of the work and I only have to do the remaining 10%, bring it on! Hell, if I thought I could, I'd even write it myself.

    Of course, the problem is that there's always that remaining little 1% the computer can't do. For instance, I use a calculator where my dad used a slide rule. That specific task is relegated to an artificial aid, while we retain capability for general problem solving - and we do know how to do things that the aid does, if necessary. On the rare occasion where a calculator is unavailable and I am too distracted or fried to just quickly compute sums in my head, I still do resort to long form addition when necessary. But it's very rarely necessary.

    There is a fundamental difference between never needing a skill in practice, and almost never needing a skill in practice. Where decent software exists to do a task I do, I find myself in the latter category. The only time I find myself in the former category is with needs that are ultimately provided by other human beings: (mostly corporate) farmers, with tons of agricultural machinery, grow my food; shipping companies run by people ship it to market by plane, boat, truck, and rail; I write scripts whose services other people sell, so there will be money in the bank when I cash my paycheck; et cetera. But the bits I manipulate, I know how to manipulate from the ground up - on the silicon if necessary. On rare occasion, the system fails so hard that - or merely fails to anticipate my needs so that - I must do so (and the bits involved so valuable that it is worth my time to do so).

    This frees me to concentrate on those bits I must do. I need not know the exact angle and force with which to use a soldering iron, for a robot can weld a circuit faster, cheaper, and better than I - so I use the robot to do that task, saving myself time, money, and aggrivation at my own incompetence. I remember, in my very first job in my early adolesence, I used to trace circuits by hand: they had no software to do the task, but the circuits were simple enough that even a child (by their standards) could do it - and better to pay a child minimum wage, than to take their own time. (I suspect those circuits I traced have long since fallen prey to Moore's law, if nothing else.) If faced with the same task today, the firm could buy chip design software, and cycle through several combinations of inputs and outputs to find the optimal design in the same time it used to take me to trace out one chip...but you know the software will have an option to delve into the design, in case it faces some circuit so intricate, or dealing with poorly-emulated quantum features, where human assistance is again required.

    To believe that these things don't exist because the machine takes care of them is mere solipsism, just like walking around on a moonless night in a poorly lit city and believing that nothing, aside from those areas close to the street lights, truly exists. (This is a well-documented psychological disorder in certain Scandinavian villages, where such conditions do exist during winter.)

  26. Re:um Profession by puetzc · · Score: 2, Informative

    For the definitive answer to this thread, see "Profession" by Isaac Asimov. If you search, the text is available on the web. I won't ruin the story by giving away the ending, but it is one of my all-time favorites.

    As an "engineer", I welcome the updated software release, but I don't expect to run out of things to do!

  27. And Visual programming tools by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

    were going to replace software engineers.

    It will not happen any time soon. Unless the entire human population geneticly changes to some other kind of animal that actually sits back and says. "Nah, that's enough, don't need to pursue anything more... ever." or AI actually becomes a reality.

    Humans have always and will always be looking for the next thing in the unknown. As soon as engineers are freed of the deugery of re-doing what has been done before counteless times, they will move on to new things. Let the computer do the drudgery of wing design or component layout. We'll just get more interesting work done!

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    Contrary to popular belief, coding is not all free blow-jobs and beer. Those things cost MONEY!
  28. Sad... by pvera · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I started to witness this decay while in engineering school, 1987-1992. Things were pretty lousy back then, I don't want to imagine how worse they are now.

    I was probably in one of the last classes that actually learned drafting first, then CAD later (this is at the School of Engineering, University of Puerto Rico at Mayaguez). Drafting was a pain but it really taught us the beauty of CAD/CAM and not to ever take it for granted. Same for numerical analysis: numerical analysis becomes a thing of beauty after you have spent two years getting HAMMERED with advanced calculus courses.

    Now every mickey mouse NT admin is calling himself an engineer. It is a shame. Engineers are supposed to be able to build stuff, to apply science to resolve problems, but we are raising a new generation that is being trained to use software packages and that's about it.

    Of course, generalizations are not good, and I am in awe of the next generation of hard core programmers that are being exposed to real programming languages and real world problems like building a kernel, not us that were writing stupid little Fortran (WATFIV!) programs on a freaking VAX.

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    The Insomniac Coder
    1. Re:Sad... by Thalia · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nope, I went to school in the US, and we took technical drafting. And then we had a class on CAD/CAM drafting tools. But neither of these two is engineering. They're simply tools we can use to solve problems.

      An NT admin is a SOFTWARE engineer. Thi sis quite different from a HARDWARE engineer. Software folks don't need to know how a circuit works, they just need to know what the inputs and outputs are. Both groups are needed... and they shouldn't be confused. Hardcore hardware folks still know how to draw a circuit diagram... and "real electrical engineers" know analog too.

      The reason we'll never be replaced by Engineer-In-A-Box is the same reason why computers will not take over design. They're not creative. They cannot find a new solution to an old problem. They can optimize the known solutions, but that's it. Creativity is uniquely human (well, AI, hypothetically could do this... but then AI is only hypothetical for now.) And it's this type of creativity that makes everything happen.

      Thalia

    2. Re:Sad... by namespan · · Score: 2

      numerical analysis becomes a thing of beauty after you have spent two years getting HAMMERED with advanced calculus courses.

      But not if you have to do 40 iterations of Tchebyshev approximations by hand. Bloddy freakin' hell. I'd do anything from differential equations again before I'd touch that stuff without a computer. And I'm a person who thinks that doing linear regression analysis by hand is good for the soul.

      -W

      --
      Libertarianism is rich wolves and poor sheep playing gambler's ruin for dinner.
    3. Re:Sad... by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 2

      > Now every mickey mouse NT admin is calling > himself an engineer. It is a shame. Engineers In many states, there are statutes that outlaw one calling himself an engineer unless he's sat for and passed the professional engineer (PE) examination. So many of these 'engineers' are in violation of the letter of the law.

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      'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman
    4. Re:Sad... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      every mickey mouse NT admin is calling himself an engineer

      Credit where credit is due - NT call themselves engineers because Microsoft does: "Microsoft Certified System Engineer." Why does Microsoft do that? Because of Novell: "Certified Novell Engineer." MS is just as wrong as Novell was, but that's business for you; they couldn't let Novell have a marketing edge. The real problem is that the professional engineering societies didn't respond appropriately; now there stuck with an entire industry that is cheapening the title.

      Hmmm...I wonder what the call NT admins at engineering firms?

    5. Re:Sad... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      An NT admin is a SOFTWARE engineer

      I'm an NT admin. I work with NT admins. I have known some great NT admins. NONE OF THEM were engineers. We're glorified technicians. We implement what someone else has created by carefully reading the instructions (whitepapers, technet articles, resource kits, etc.) We are not creating new products; we are implementing and administering existing products.

      Engineering is a fundamentally creative profession, IMHO. /me dusts off the car analogy

      Consider automotive engineers...they design new cars. Assembly line workers build them; mechanics maintain and fix them. A few gearheads add after-market parts. A tiny, tiny minority machine new high-performance parts for stock cars. NT admins are generally closest to assembly line workers or mechanics; paper MCSEs are definitely the former.

    6. Re:Sad... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      Yes, this means that we'll use a numerical method to any arbitrary degree of precision rather than an ingenious manipulation of equations to yield an exact answer.
      Like unicorns, exact answers are mythical beasts. I was a math major, so there's nothing I like more than an "exact answer" - but they have ZERO practical use (and since we're discussing engineering, I assume we're going in for practicality). If you disagree, I encourage you to show me (4*pi^2)/(2e) on your ruler or ammeter or scale. Can't do it, can you?

      Measurements can never be anything but approximations. If your intended result will be converted to a measurement, then you've already settled for something other than an exact answer. The only decision that remains is at what point you want to start approximating. Anyone who suggests that approximating AFTER you've gotten the perfect mathematical result is somehow morally superior to approximating from the get-go is a bit like the lady who told Groucho Marx she'd sleep with him for a million bucks but was offended at his offer of $5. As Groucho pointed out, her character had already been established, and he was merely haggling over price.

    7. Re:Sad... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      Now every mickey mouse NT admin is calling himself an engineer.

      Fortunately for the world, getting Professional Engineer certification is a lot more difficult than getting an MSCE. So while the NT boxes may crash, the bridges won't.

    8. Re:Sad... by Azog · · Score: 2
      An NT admin is a SOFTWARE engineer
      Er, I don't think so. You can be an NT admin with a 6-month cram course to get your MCSC right out of high school. An NT admin doesn't need to know any computer programming at all. Their job is about ACLs, registry settings, configuring IIS, and rebooting when things go wrong. This is not a very creative job.

      Software engineers, on the other hand, typically have a BSc. in computer science at least. They do computer programming. They know about things like analysis of algorithms, optimization, theory of relational databases, how to write a parser, (and what a parser is), and typically are skilled in at least three computer languages. They have taken a lot of math. Their job is mostly about solving problems - maybe not always breaking new ground, but on a good day it deserves the name engineering.

      Yes, this is a generalization. Yes, there are NT admins who can program, there are good software engineers who never graduated from high school, yeah, yeah, I know. But mostly, NT admins are NOT software engineers.

      (a software engineer, and proud of it.)

      --
      Torrey Hoffman (Azog)
      "HTML needs a rant tag" - Alan Cox
  29. Engibeer by Zakias · · Score: 2, Funny

    One thing is for sure:

    If the great engineers of the world were replaced by software the beer companies would suffer the most! :-)

    Have one on me....

    Zakias

  30. What's an Engineer? by bellings · · Score: 2

    An Engineer is someone who can make for 10 cents what any damned fool can make for a dollar.

    Yes, someday that damned fool will be entirely replaced by computer software. The engineer never will be.

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    Slashdot is jumping the shark. I'm just driving the boat.
    1. Re:What's an Engineer? by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
      An Engineer is someone who can make for 10 cents what any damned fool can make for a dollar.
      Precisely.

      A couple of examples you can stop anything from rusting is you coat it with gold, or make anything fly with enough power. The engineer is there to find a more efficient way.

  31. Engineer in a box? by thelinuxking · · Score: 2

    Those things already exist. They're called cubicles.

    But this is revision 2 of engineer-in-a-box...maybe it includes a door this time.

  32. Re:What Edison would say if alive today... by Steve+G+Swine · · Score: 2
    Help, let me out of this coffin I CAN'T BREATHE!"
    Although the sitedoesn't mention it, the Henry Ford Museum has on exhibit a test tube purportedly containing Thomas Edison's last breath.

    No kidding. It seems Henry was sorta wacky that way.

    Carry on. I'll edit as required.
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    "Consider yourself a member of a virtual corporation with Mr. Torvalds as your Chief Executive Officer." - Linux Advocac
  33. Same old complaint. by jbischof · · Score: 2, Interesting
    How many times do we (as a people) have to hear about this complaint before people stop voicing it? Well they never will.

    When software starts to become usefull people say "Engineering and Math will become obsolete, programs will do all the thinking for people".

    And when computers first came out "Computers are going to replace people in all sorts of jobs, soon a computer will be doing YOUR job, better than you do it!".

    Anyone remember when Robot's were popular? People were saying that robots will take over all our jobs. Soon robots will do all the thinking, and man will become obsolete.

    The industrial revolution, I wasn't there to experience, but anyone suppose there was similar paranoia about large machines? Printing presses? Automated factory machines?

    Finally I vaguely remember a quote from history class. It was something along the lines of: "This new invention will be the end of us. Man will no longer have to think for himself, it will all be done for him" and you know what they were complaining about.... THE WRITTEN WORD.

    Come on, as long as there is a need for people to know math, and engineering skills (which there always always will be) there will always be engineers. My computer isn't quite perfect yet. I still need to be able to put my stick of memory in, or have some engineer soder a new capacitor in when a chronic blue screen keeps appearing.

  34. There have always been 2 types of engineers by RhettLivingston · · Score: 5, Interesting

    those whose jobs it is to innovate and make the impossible possible, and those who just turn and crank. One innovator can't be replaced by 100 turn and crank guys just because the ability to innovate doesn't follow a statistical bell curve. Its not like after you get up to some obscene number of turn and crank guys, your chance of developing an innovation will reach 90% or something. It will still be at zero.

    I think what this guy is lamenting is an adjustment in the ratio of innovators to turn-and-crankers that has been brought on by the anti-innovator prejudices of the SEI and other "everything must be predictable" initiatives. Very large projects that couldn't hold innovators because management was threatened by them and wouldn't pay them the six figures that they were worth were collapsing (as they should). The world reacted by saying that we can't depend on heros instead of recognizing that they needed to pay the heros more. Now all the heros, those that just instinctively know the aspects of "right" that aren't teachable are disappearing. Big surprise.

    The result is that true innovation and accomplishment of the "impossible" has been going away and our economy is suffering because of it. What truly new classification of software have you seen in the last few years? I don't know about you, but the world in CompUSA has been looking pretty stagnant to me for quite some time. Mostly incremental advances, not the type of true innovation we were seeing in the late 80s before these things had really taken hold. Sales are down because the next blockbuster reason to use more CPU cycles, more RAM, more disk space, more pixels, more polygons/second, etc. hasn't been appearing.

    Also, I saw several posts on here about this being because people can't do it all anymore. Bull. Some who could have done it all are being hampered by the education system telling them that they can't, others aren't allowed too, and others just stay quiet about it to avoid the backlash from those who've been brainwashed into thinking that we know such a vast amount of things that noone can do it all. It seems that the vast mindless majority is too threatened by the idea that someone can still do it all. And its become non-politically correct to hurt their self-esteem by telling them any different.

    1. Re:There have always been 2 types of engineers by alienmole · · Score: 2
      I think your post is spot on. One thing that I think you miss is that the SEI et al have perfectly valid, understandable reasons for their goals. Once things have been invented and pass into the realm of everyday life, there is a fairly important societal need for everything to be predictable. There are 300+million people in the US who need their services to run properly and continue to do so, etc., and the same goes for any other developed country.

      The problem, and where the SEI attitude falls down, is that it's very difficult to draw a bright line at the point where innovation is no longer needed. The truth is that in a sense, innovation is needed everywhere, in different measures and different kinds. So you're correct that the attempt to impose uniformity on everything can have a horribly stifling effect, and we see this in large corporations all the time. The biggest difference between small and large companies, and the reason why large companies still buy up small ones, is because the small ones have the freedom be original - the large ones, mostly, don't.

      I think we could do a much better job in these areas, but's it going to take some innovators to reform the system. This is hardly original, but the biggest problem is that the people who understand the value of these things are not the pencil-pushers who run things, and all the pencil-pushers ever want to know is where their next quarter's revenue is coming from.

      However, I don't think innovation has slowed to a crawl at all - there's a lot of interesting stuff happening, all over the place. One problem is that at the consumer level, a sort of plateau has been reached, where much of what a consumer would want is already available, and it's just refinement from here on. I mean, cellphones with built-in PDAs, PDAs with built-in cellphones, HDTV, media convergence, woop-de-do. Most of it isn't very life-changing. We're stuck in a local minimum, or something, and it'll take a big invention to get out. (I want my flying car! :)

      It seems that the vast mindless majority is too threatened by the idea that someone can still do it all. And its become non-politically correct to hurt their self-esteem by telling them any different.

      On the plus side, if you actually achieve something, many of those mindless majority will adore you with almost the same fervour usually reserved for Britney Spears. Hmm, a little scary, that. Perhaps that's why there are problems with innovation...

    2. Re:There have always been 2 types of engineers by Irvu · · Score: 2

      On the plus side, if you actually achieve something, many of those mindless majority will adore you with almost the same fervour usually reserved for Britney Spears. Hmm, a little scary, that. Perhaps that's why there are problems with innovation...

      Somehow I don't think so. Look at what has happened to HP, or the behavior of the RIAA towards musicians. In both cases, the interesting innovators are lauded just long enough to get their ideas from them and then they are tossed out so that the vultures can perform "incremental evolution" and squeeze the money out of things. They don't love you they just, like buzzards, see you as a promising meal ticket.

      There's a great article at The Register that discusses this dynamic with regards to HP.

    3. Re:There have always been 2 types of engineers by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 2

      On the plus side, if you actually achieve something, many of those mindless majority will adore you with almost the same fervour usually reserved for Britney Spears. Hmm, a little scary, that. Perhaps that's why there are problems with innovation...

      If you have a good idea, the little trolls will try and steal it... If you have a great idea, they will run you out of town on a rail for fear that they can't cope with a new way of doing things.

      Moderate me as bitter..

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      There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can count in binary and those who can't.
  35. oh bull... by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 2

    Everyone knows that Engineer in a Box 2 is crap. It always takes until the third release to get anything right.

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    What we call folk wisdom is often no more than a kind of expedient stupidity.-Edward Abbey

  36. Never Happen by nick_davison · · Score: 2
    eventually engineers will be substituted by a bestselling software program Engineer-in-a-Box 2.0

    If they acurately simulated a human engineer, can you picture any company that would be willing to take on the liability of all the times engineers screw up?

    Either that, or can you picture anyone agreeing to the MSEngineer EULA?:

    Microsoft shall not be held liable for: buildings falling down; bridges collapsing; unaligned railway tracks leading to derailing; subsidence; big spikes left sticking out or any other failings in design created by this product.

    The user accepts that anything designed with MSEngineer 2.0 remains wholly the posession of the Microsoft Corporation.

    Microsoft retains the right to ammend the software or anything designed, tinkered or maintained by it at any time, and the rights pertaining to such products.

    Should the user contest any of the above, or have any reason to challenge Microsoft in any way, they agree that all cases shall be heard in the state of Washington by Steve Ballmer dressed as a clown. Steve's decision shall be binding unless Bill tells him otherwise.

  37. It's all about balance by Raiford · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's all about keeping engineering education balanced. I don't see course work in the traditional calculus sequence and calculus-based physics going away but what I do see is a shift in emphasis of major courses at the university level. There is far less time alloted to traditional laboratory work and more 1 and 2 credit courses offered in such a wide variety of specialty fields. Electrical Engineering curricula are currently undergoing a lot of growing pains trying to keep up with the diversity and rapid evolution of specialties which fall under that discipline.

    As far a computer-aided engineering and mathematics is concerned the emphasis should always be placed first on pencil and paper. You may not every solve enterprise or grand challenge level problems this way but you sure won't have a chance if you haven't thourghly understood the fundementals of solving the smaller problems first.

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  38. what were the old farts saying... by msouth · · Score: 2

    ...about his generation?

    "Kids these days, they don't grind their own components, just go to a hardware store and pick them up. X and Y and Z are readily available and you don't have to make your own any more. And when you don't make your own, you lose some of the beauty of the profession and some fundamental understanding of Q, R, and S."

    If you look back, you can find examples of this, how peole depended on X technology instead of computing square roots by hand.

    Here is a general purpose response:

    "Don't worry. There will still be cool problems to solve, and people will still get into solving them. We solve problems because we are human, and we can't not do it, just like we write and make music because something inside us is screaming at us to be expressed."

    It's not that I don't think he has a point--there is some intrinsic value in doing things the old way. People still bind books by hand, just because they want to. People quilt and can food and all sorts of things for the enjoyment of it. , or when prepackaged solutoins just don't meet their needs. It is possible that a way of life is fading, but there is cool stuff in the future.

    What we should focus on is learning how to solve problems, learning how to show kids how fun solving interesting problems is, and how to show them how to do it. Then there will be a steady suppoly of people ready to tackle whatever comes next. But the good thing is, no matter how hard we try to do that wrong (school), we still end up with people who want to solve problems! Just like no amount of bad piano teachers will prvent te emergence of future garage bands.

    We're still humans, and all in all that's a pretty cool thing to be.

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  39. kinds of engineers by Roadmaster · · Score: 2

    there are those that only got their degrees for show, and basically just know their way around a very simple set of "recipes" and yes, software tools. These can be substituted by engineer-in-a-box 1.0.

    Now, the kind of engineer that really does creative thinking to solve problems and is much more comfortable with actually building/programming stuff rather than just simulating/prototyping, will not go away, because a) it's much more fun! and b) this is the kind of people that will get everyone else out of trouble when engineeer-in-a-box 1.0 fails to run.

  40. Re:Speaking as a recently graduated electrical... by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Funny

    A hearty amen, I was just one of the many who proved that lim(gpa->0)engineer->business major. After I somehow passed DifEQ II, I realized that engineering was not for me and to studied finance, I saw that on a shirt that the MEs were selling. I almost got one as a joke to wear to business classes. Almost all the finance majors had begun in engineering.

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  41. Simulation is like Masturbation... by GroundBounce · · Score: 2

    ...The more you do it, the more you forget it's not real :).

    Seems I've forgotten where I heard that.

    Seriously, though, I don't think engineering is going away antime soon. For the last 20 years, I've been hearing that software is going to replace engineers, and yet I still have a job. What's really happened is that the software has let fewer engineers tackle much larger and tougher tasks, but in the end, you still need the judgement of the engineers to make sure the software has done what you wanted.

    This is true especially in the area of analog design, where software to automate design has moved ahead much more slowly than in the digital realm. There are some very expensive programs out there that will attempt to optimize simple and medium complexity analog circuits, but they are still nowhere near replacing analog engineers. You still have to give them a circuit topology, they only optimize the device sizes.

    Even in the digital arena, while the tools for synthesizing actual transistor level circuits are fairly mature, and digital designers by and large don't have to deal with transistors or gates anymore, they still have to design the algorithms and check the results of the software synthesis. Basically, the digital designer's job still exists (and will for some time to come), but it has just moved up a level or two in abstraction, from transistors, to gates, and now to algorithms.

  42. Garbage In...... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    And the quality of the results that Engineer In A Box (EIAB) will give you will be directly proportional to the skill of the Engineer using it.

  43. I'm afraid we're already there by thepeete · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In any technical magazines, you'll find these software commercials telling you that any moron can just build a model using some tool and get meaningful results. Why pay for an engineer when you can just get a software for a fraction of the cost.

    At my last job, I found a huge bug in a commonly used engineering software. The results of finite-element anaysis for composite materials just didn't make any sense. I did some simple tests and figured out that the bug came from a grade school math error. After speaking to the company in question, it became clear that their personnel was uniquely based on computer scientists that had no clue what the software was going to be used for. They just took a couple of books and plugged in formulas to get numbers out. I sent them a lenghty e-mail basically describing how to solve the quadratic equation the problem was boiling down to and they just would not get it.

    The best was that I even got them to spit out that some of the material info I had to type in was not actually used. It was just asked by the tool because a competitor's product asked for it and their product had to look like it could provide the same feature.

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  44. Zen master says: by gnovos · · Score: 2

    Who wrote the software?

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    "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
  45. It's quite true... by jellisky · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... but it's not limited to engineers. Many scientists are the same. Story time...

    In undergrad, I worked with a physicist and an engineer on some Fourier analysis homework. I was a math major (and a meteorology major also). (No, this is not one of those jokes.)

    I distinctly remember once when we reduced a problem to a very simple integral: the integral from 0 to 2*PI of 3 x cubed minus 4 x, dx. What do both of them do to finish this problem? Pull out the calculators and begin to type it in... I just watch in awe... they didn't even want to attempt this basic integral without the "comfort blanket" that the calculator gave them. Never mind that thanks to a typo one of them got the wrong answer.

    Even in my field (atmospheric science), the "simulation bug" is prevalent. They're great tools, but it's rather annoying when you ask one of these simulation people to explain something that they're pointing out using basic physics that they frequently can't, even when the basic theory has been there for decades.

    Scientists and engineers need that strong mathematics background. I personally think that calculators should be outlawed from classrooms until high school. People are frequently too dependent on those tools currently (had one guy in math help session in undergrad who used a calculator to figure out 3 minus 2... I kid you not). You always should learn the basics and the hard way before being given the tools for the easier ways. Anything else is bass-ackward.

    -Jellisky

    1. Re:It's quite true... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      (had one guy in math help session in undergrad who used a calculator to figure out 3 minus 2... I kid you not).

      When I was a student teacher, I once saw a kid in a pre-algebra course use a calculator to find 9*1. He did it several times: 9...x...1...=...9??? I could see the wheels turning in his head - "After I hit '=', I'm not supposed to get the first number back. I must have hit a wrong key or something..."

      I finally asked him "What's ANY number times one?" and he got it immediately and was embarassed.

  46. I don't think so... by imadork · · Score: 2

    Who says that real engineering can only be done by soldering physical components? I do "today's engineering" professionally, and while it may be easier for a clueless engineer to bullshit his way through the job by just learning how to crank the EDA tools, I guarantee he or she won't last long.

    Let's face it -- today's hardware is so complex that there's no possible way that a single person (or a group of people) could "tinker" an Athlon into existence. And yet, an engineer has to be able to visualize this design as gates and wires, and keep control of the design even as he hands it off to an EDA tool to process.

    In ASIC design (the field in which I have the most knowledge), you have to know enough about how to design Logic to know when the tools are doing a good enough job putting things together. A monkey can run a script, but an Engineer must know what all the commands really mean and what needs to be run to processs the design. You have to be able to visualize how the design might end up, and figure out when the tool is lying to you.

    You think Windows crashing while you're playing Warcraft is bad? Try finding a bug in synopsy^h^h^h^h^h^h^h any EDA tool during a critical time in the project! These tools are big and complex, and can't help but have bugs, and since the user base is smaller than most commercial software, when you find a bug, it's entirely possible that you're the first one to encounter it. A "real" engineer will be able to find these bugs when the gates and wires don't turn out the way they're supposed to, and someone who can't visualize the design independent of the EDA tool will be up a creek...

  47. Re:What Edison would say if alive today... by Hal-9001 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Old lady: "Tell me, Dr. Hathaway, what's Professor Einstein really like?"

    Dr. Hathaway: "Dead."

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    "It take 9 months to bear a child, no matter how many women you assign to the job."
  48. The good old days sucked by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2

    I went into the profession when we still used slide rules, soldering irons, and graph paper. I'll take the way we do things today. It's just as satisfying to me to prototype a circuit via a simulator, plot a graph using a computer, and calculate via a ... well, calculator. I remember punching those damned Hollerith cards to input one stinking line of code and submitting the job to the acolyte that tended the computer, then coming back a couple of hours later to get my compiler errors. Rinse, repeat ad nauseum. The joys of engineering are the satisfaction sussing an elegant solution to a problem and having it work. Thank God modern tools have made that so much less tedious.

  49. Re:Consider the Piano by JohnG · · Score: 2

    What do you mean we don't have either? I don't know about player pianos, but real pianos are still all over the place. Furthermore I'll take a human playing a piano over a MIDI electronic keybord playing itself anyday.

  50. I work in Broadcast Engineering....(tuna can) by Newer+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work in Broadcast Engineering, which is managed by clueless ex-salespersons who wouldn't know what a tower was if it fell on them! All they know is that they pay me way too much to be the only engineering person at a major market 50,000 watt AM station. I manage a 40 computer network here, do the studio work, the transmitter and all the remotes. I work like 50+ hours every week, yet I'm yelled at if I'm not in every day at nine AM sharp (I have to stay until at least 7 PM). I get chastized for every failure, but hear nothing for (my many) successes. For example, a few Sundays ago (labor day weekend) the station went off due to the failure of a circuit breaker in the 40 plus year old transmitter plant (that they refuse to upgrade and the manager has never been to). I was called on the carpet because: "Nothing should be able to take us off the air". These idiots can't fathom that equipment occasionally does fail. Even four nines reliability (99.99) means almost eight hours a year of outage, yet this idiot expects perfection. A while back, my wife bought me a T shirt that said: "I'm a can of tuna". When I asked her why she said that in her opinion, managers hired Engineers as if they were shopping for a can of tuna. They go down the supermarket aisle where they have the choice of premium or inexpensive, national brand or house brand and they pick based probably on what's on sale that week (in other words, generally they shop for the lowest priced tuna). That's what we are: a can of tuna to these clueless jerks! They have no idea of what we do, and don't care. All they know is that we cost them way too much. Am I looking? You betcha! Problem is from what I can see, 95% of the places out there are as bad (or worse) then things are here.

    1. Re:I work in Broadcast Engineering....(tuna can) by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      Welcome to the desert of the real...the trick is to continuously worry out loud. "Man, that 40-year old circuit breaker could go any time...hope it doesn't do it in the middle of sweeps week" (or whatever the radio equivalent is.)

      "The disk space on these servers...it's nearly 40% full! One busy weekend could shut us down..."

      If your boss is smart, of course, none of this is necessary. If your boss is stupid, none of this will help...but at least everyone knows you warned him. If your boss is ignorant and nice, he'll ask what you need to get the job done. If your boss is ignorant and mean, he'll demand you get the job done. Clarify in writing that you will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to get the job done...and do it BOFH style =)

  51. If I was to hire an engineer by the hour by MichaelPenne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would be pretty p**d if s/he spent time working things out on paper.

    They teach computer programming here to write code without teaching then to use de-buggers, color coded editors, etc.

    And the grads. need at least 6mos of 'on the job' training to learn how to use modern programming environments efficiently.

    Someday perhaps educators will learn that there is nothing wrong with teaching students to learn the best tools for the job at hand. Of course theory is important, but teaching theory should not require making students spend hours scratching away with the primitive tools that the theory was originally figured out on!

    Ahh well, folks said writing was dead with the advent of the fountain pen (you have to cut your own quill and mix your own ink to understand how to write a _real_ letter, sonny!). Then it was the typewriter...

    And so it goes, I expect in fifty years, profs will be saying "Stay off the neural net! You can't really get the answer in holo space! Use your your calculator like a real engineer!"

  52. I thought it was a cat by sharkey · · Score: 2

    Is the engineer alive or dead?

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  53. Undergrad here. by El_Nofx · · Score: 2
    I wonder what dreams today's engineering students have and how those dreams will be transformed by the reality of the future.

    To pass my physics test tomorrow, to maybe get laid this month, and to find enough money to buy beer this weekend.

    Is anyone doing math by hand any longer, I wonder?

    Ya, I am an undergrad in EE, that is all I do all day.

    Do they miss the cerebral nourishment of solving equations?

    Not around here anyway, i saw a guy tell a professor to shove an equation the other day.

    Engineering today feels like that window seat on the airplane.

    Well come down from the trip and help me solve this integral.

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    It's not the OS it's the user that sucks. If it's user friendly, you get stupider people. - clinko
  54. Re:Engineer In A Box? by llywrch · · Score: 2

    > Think it would be possible to program decency into them?

    It depends on who you recruit into the programs.

    Another lifetime or two ago, I worked at an engineering company that specialized in pulp and paper manufacturing. One of the engineers was a woman who catagorically refused to ever specify the product of a certain manufacturer for any paper mill she worked on. The reason for this was that the manufacturer (who made a bed or mat upon which the paper pulp would be laid, dried, & given a texture) advertised its product wrapped around unclothed female models.

    Yes, she thought the ads were sexist. But the true point was that the material is as comfortable to the skin (roughly speaking) as the pink fiberglass used to insulate houses in the US. If you've never touched it, fiberglass insulation causes itching almost immediately & can leave a rash on the skin! She argued that the material this manufacturer had the same effect on human skin, & that she had sent a petition with several dozen signatures -- including one faculty member -- to this manufacturer -- to discontinue these ads.

    Aw, this post doesn't flame Microsoft, so probably no one will read it & think about this issue.

    Geoff

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    I think I see a trend here. Maybe for them it really would be easier to muzzle the entire internet than to produce p
  55. Re:Almost. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    Verilog bigot! *grin*

    Bah, I still can't get even the simplest logic to compile. High school flunkies just shouldn't be allowed to play with PLDs, I suppose.

    Maybe you haven't noticed, but stock prices of companies that still fab 74xx logic are slowly rising. Blame me.

  56. The other side of the divide by dasunt · · Score: 2

    I'll neatly leap over the question whether or not system admins are engineers *leap*, and address the problem of MCSEs.

    As someone who is interested in both unix and microsoft systems, the current state of MCSEs is damaging to honest admins. A network is no more easy if its windows 2000. Setting it up may appear easier, since windows will try to hold your hand, but that doesn't make debugging easier. (In a way, its harder, since windows likes to hide scary information that has the potential to debug). I've worked with windows machines for 5 years, and I take pride in professional setups of workstations and networks, regardless of the underlying OSes.

    In theory, the MCSE program is not bad. The business world benefits from being able to tell a professional Microsoft administrator from the boss's nephew whose professional skills involve setting up a half-life server. However, MCSE seems to be one of the cash cows out there, computer training centers and Microsoft is pimping out the certification for money. There are plenty of 'paper' MCSE's out there - people who have passed the test and have the certification, but lack the real-world experience they need.

    Linux zealots shouldn't be smug, because as linux becomes popular (to the public and management), expect the same thing to happen to the Linux+ or RHCE exams. There is nothing preventing the schools that teach to the test for MCSE exams this week to teach to the test for RHCE exams next week. Instead of having poorly running windows networks, there will be poorly run linux networks. Instead of Nimda attacking unpatched IIS servers, there will be the latest $LINUX_WORM attacking unpatched apache servers. THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT LINUX THAT WILL SAVE IT FROM THE STUPIDITY OF POOR ADMINS!

    Just my $.02

  57. Re:The projects grow the talent is finite by jandrese · · Score: 2

    I'm calling bullshit on this one. Look at something as mundane as your average automobile. Back in the 40's and 50's they had low horsepower, crappy gas milage, broke down a lot, had high maintence requirements, were dangerous, and expensive. The cards were relativly simple to engineer however, becaue there wasn't enough man hours available and the tools were too primitive for the kind of sophisticated vehicles we manufacture today. What these people are lamenting isn't the loss of knowledge or the lack of engineering skills, it's that all of the accomplishments they made in the past with blood sweat and tears are now handled much more efficently with a computer. It's a sobering though that a computer chip that required thousands of man-hours to lay out by hand in the 70s can be designed by a college student in his spare time today. It makes your accomplishments seem kinda pointless.

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  58. Re:It'll take Engineer in a box 3.0 at least... by Salsaman · · Score: 2

    Well, if Engineer 2.0 is any good, you should be able to use it yourself to engineer Engineer 3.0

  59. Re:What are we building, anyway? CIRCUITS! by alienmole · · Score: 2
    Now there's the third world so-called 'software engineers'.

    C'mon, you CPU hardware guys haven't come up with anything new in, like, decades. One guy came up with the transistor - props to him. Some other guy came up with the CPU - good work, that man. Then after that, all you little clone drones carried on just making the same thing over and over, getting smaller and faster on each iteration. Kinda like the Swiss watchmakers. Ooh! It's a millimeter thick, and it still tells time exactly the way the one we made 200 years ago did! Woohoo!

    The least you could do is come up with a decent silicon-level execution model (Von Neumann is so twentieth-century) so us parasitic trend-followers don't have to waste our time dealing with a teensy array of "registers" and the like. I dunno, native chip-level lambda calculus support might be nice, for a change.

    Anyhoo, wake me up when you guys actually come up with another invention, willya?

  60. I'll buy it by SanLouBlues · · Score: 2

    When Engineer-in-a-Box can:
    1) Build me a bridge while compromising with designers.
    2) Write me a better 3D physics engine for my new game.
    3) Show me where to set the charge to destroy a target best and decide in a short amount of time (blast engineers rule)
    4) Make me a better alloy for whatever I'm doing.

  61. Manager in a Box? by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2

    How about CEO In A Box?

    C*O In A Box?

    Hey, can I get a discount if I buy all those boxes together? Why not bundle them all together into a single package? Corporation In A Box.

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    Those who would give up liberty in exchange for security and DRM should switch to Microsoft Palladium!