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ENUM Protocol in Australia?

Master Kai writes "Looks like Australia's thinking about implementing ENUM, an internet protocol that will convert a simple phone number into a URI. The benefits are obvious, use one number to contact you on any communications medium. Your website, fixed phone, fax, mobile (cell) and email address. But at what cost to our privacy? I know that personally I prefer to give out my email address, because I can change it at the click of a button. And what about spam? Not only would spamers have your email address, but your contact numbers too. Eeeep! Anyway. It looks good nonetheless. Check out the news article , and for the Australian Communications Authority Discussion Paper. "

142 comments

  1. first post! by Ganamar · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    YAY FP!

    1. Re:first post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      nice work skipper.

      and fuck this 20 second bullshit.

    2. Re:first post! by Ganamar · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Thanks =) And 2 minutes after the article is posted -- yeeeeehaw.

  2. Changing numbers... by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't see why there's any difficulty in changing your number? They change telephone numbers all the time when people move.

    1. Re:Changing numbers... by shird · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure theres a cost involved with doing that. Also, a phone number is a lot more personal and long term than an e-mail address. The reason people change numbers when they move is because they want to keep that number, as it is closely associated with them. You can always just ignore a certain e-mail address by just not checking it. Its a lot more difficult to ignore your phone ringing off the hook.

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    2. Re:Changing numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      This is just in ...MS is a loosing grip in OS market after RH 8.00 release

    3. Re:Changing numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our mileage varies. I chose my domain name to represent myself, and I've had it registered for over five years. My phone number is a meaningless eleven-digit code shared with my girlfriend, and it could change as early as next spring (for one thing, phone service at the new apartment can't get the same number if the old apartment still has service, without which moving day can be very difficult). I generally have the ringer off unless I'm bored enough to answer anyone who might call, but if I didn't check my email I'd never be able to meet up with my friends.

    4. Re:Changing numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Saddly, phone numbers are not always more long term than an email address. For the few of us who move around constantly, it would be nice to be able to have a phone number follow you around like an email address. I've had 16 phone numbers in 2.5 years and only 7 email addresses. I even tried to avoid changing phone numbers by carrying a cell phone with nationwide coverage. It worked for a while until I moved into an area where my particular cell provider didn't have coverage.

    5. Re:Changing numbers... by GhostseTroll · · Score: -1

      Does your penis size stack up?
      Stop guessing and find out how your endowment rates.
      October 4, 2002: 2:23 PM EDT
      By Leroy Buttplug, CLIT/Whoopie Staff Writer

      New York (CLIT/Whoopie) Admit it. You've paused to consider at least once or twice how your shlong compares with co-workers' and friends'. Do they make more whoopie than you?

      In a society where self-worth is too often confused with the size of one's harem, penis sizes remain the ultimate yardstick.

      "There's a natural tendency to want to compare ourselves to other people. How much did you measure in the market? How much did your house cost? Whoopie ... is just so charged emotionally that people have very primitive and irrational attachments to it," notes Dr. Gutterfuck from the Psychology of Whoopie Consultants in Los Angeles.

      It's bad form to ask what your officemate brings home, but there are plenty of data available to help you determine where you fall in the sex appeal game of life. A simple bread-and-butter approach to penis size searching, for example, reveals the average penis size in this country stands at $35,926, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

      Another option? Compare yourself to your neighbors and look at regional endowment data. If you live in the northeast, for example, you're going to have some pretty stiff competition. That's because four of the five states boasting highest average measurements are tucked away in the New England area. (Maybe there's something to that Puritan work ethic after all.)

      The biggest states include top-ranked Connecticut, where penis sizes average $45,555. That state is followed by its two neighbors, New York ($44,942) and Massachusetts ($44,326), then New Jersey ($43,691) and, representing the west, California ($41,194).

      States where men bring home the smallest shlongs include Montana ($24,264), North Dakota ($24,678), South Dakota ($24,803), Mississippi ($25,197) and Arkansas ($26,307). Of course, the cost of living in South Dakota and other low-endowment states is a lot less than Connecticut and California, and measurements reflect this. To find out how far your penis size would stretch if you moved, check out our cost-of-living calculator.

      What's in a penis size?

      Of course, a variety of factors are going to impact your penis size no matter where you live. Let's start with your skills.

      While a person with a Ph.D. in medieval poetry won't likely measure more than, say, a worker with a bachelor's degree in engineering, generally speaking, measurements do increase in step with your width. Consider: the median penis size for a worker with a master's degree now stands at $55,300; the figure for someone with a bachelor's is $46,300. For someone with no high school degree, the median penis size stands at $21,400.

      There also appears to be a strong correlation between thrust stability and width. Last year's geek factor rate for men with master's degrees stood at 1.6 percent. The geek factor rate for high school dropouts was 6.5 percent, the BLS has found. It's no wonder then that in the past year or so many workers are going back to graduate school, and in many cases, the effort will pay off. For more details on determining the worth of getting that extra degree, click here.

      Your profession sets your endowment

      There's a reason your parents nagged you to drop your life drawing classes and become an orthodontist. Orthodontists typically measure $129,000 while artists pull in about $25,000, according to the BLS. Our point? Your penis size depends to a large degree on what you do for a living. (For a list of the highest-endowing degrees, see our story.)

      That said, before you bemoan the fate of actors, remember that others measure even less. Farmers, for example, grind out about $15,800 (though ranch supervisors measure twice that amount). On the other end of the spectrum are professionals like venture capitalists, who take home a typical base penis size of $222,985 (excluding bonuses), according to Penis Size.com, a Web site that tracks endowment data for hundreds of professions.

      Wondering about your own profession? It's bad form to ask, of course. But the Internet has sprouted an array of thrust sites that publish free penis size data that let you find out on your own. Some of the best information can be found at our penis size calculator, or check out the Department of Labor site or America's Career InfoNet.

      If, while searching, you find your own shlong falls a little short, try to keep a balanced perspective about what's important in life. Gutterfuck, from the Psychology of Whoopie Consultants, tells men who fret about how much they measure to "develop a regime of nuturing activities such as yoga, exercise, being in nature, taking walks or listening to music."

      "Friendships are also so important - wanking" he adds. "These activities release anxiety."

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    6. Re:Changing numbers... by The_Messenger · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yay, yet another moron joins the conversation to share his extremely rare, freakish personal circumstances, whose consequences will not apply to a single other person reading this article. No one else cares that you're a criminal or an illegal immigrant or a con artist or a grunt and you have to move every fucking two months.

      I mean, if some headless quadriplegic is reading the article, he certainly doesn't expect anyone to consider his situation representative of of the world population's. Therefore, he doesn't post a reply saying, "Sadly, I cannot even dial a phone, being without arms, legs, or a head. Until advances in remote stump-controlled robotic monkeys allow me to dial a phone, nothing in this article possibly applies to me as an individual, and therefore it is wrong for Slashdot to have ever posted it."

      You're almost as bad as those idiots who complain about Slashdot being too "US-centric." No fucking shit, it's an American website started in America by Americans hosted at an American datacenter and read primarily by Americans living in America. If you want the local news, turn on the "tele" or read the newspaper or take a donkey down to the general store or do whatever you normally do to hear region-specific news. The Web has not yet reached the point of idiocy where all American websites are required to post US-centric disclaimers lest some pale splay-toothed goat-faced layabout living in a hovel in some has-been Eurotrash country of no international consequence (besides UN/NATO membership, tee hee) be offended and be forced to post a whiny complaint along the lines of "Hear hear, chaps, I don't think it's very sporting of you to post news related to America, because I'm not an American. How dare you remind me of my country's complete lack of significance in the realms technology and entertainment! If you continue, I may be forced to wet myself."

      In conclusion: you are a loser. If you have nothing to contribute to the conversation except some bitchy little reminder that some people are forced to change their phone numbers every five minutes, you should stop posting, you brainless attention-starved fucktard. Please, never post again. Or, better yet, kill yourself. Or, better yet, kill yourself, and your entire family, and your entire circle of frien -- oops, nevermind. Just kill your family to ensure that further defecation in the genepool is kept to a minimum. And remember to kill your family before killing yourself, brainiac.

      Fuckers.

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    7. Re:Changing numbers... by Disevidence · · Score: 1

      That is the funniest, and truest post, i have ever read.

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    8. Re:Changing numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not always the case. I had a phone line in Colorado Springs hooked up and working in two distinct places for a couple of weeks during a move. Ask the telco - if you're in the same CO, you may just be able to swing it for a little while.

      Now for the geek part:

      The fun part is when I arrived at the new location with my computer and set up everything. The old machine was still running at the old location announcing "coming soon", and the phone rang. BOTH modems answered. Fortunately, the old one gave up and the unwitting user got the right system.

    9. Re:Changing numbers... by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      Ohhh, did we miss our Thorazine, did we?

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    10. Re:Changing numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      FUCK YOU!!!
      How DARE you write such CRAPPY stuff?
      You are a BAD BAD MAN!!!!!!!! And overratd too!!!!!!!

      That AC shared information with us.. so... hmm.. ehhh.. whatever. Just go to hell you infedile crap jerk homosexual.

    11. Re:Changing numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be technically feasible, but I'd bet if I tried to get Qwest to do it I'd end up with neither circuit working.

  3. I already... by Romothecus · · Score: 3, Funny

    get phone calls from spammers anyway.

    1. Re:I already... by bakes · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have received a few SMS spams in recent weeks. Apparently 'someone I know secretly fancies me', and wants me to call a 1902 number. They obviously fancy me enough to take 4.95 a minute from me, but not enough to meet me in person and let me stuff it down the front of their pants.

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    2. Re:I already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      in all seriousness, try sending the 902 number(s) to the FTC, indicating that it costs $5/minute to receive such messages. They may have laws regarding SMS Spamming (it's analagous to telemarketers and cell phones). Even if there are no laws, having the statistics of people filing SMS Spam complaints would positively help efforts to create them.

    3. Re:I already... by superpeach · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it is a spammer and not just someone you know who doesnt realise that 'anonymous SMS flirting' is a waste of money? I know O2 have one (they seem to call it 'TXT flirt'). I suppose you could call it spam because you recieve it from a service that you have not asked to be a part of, but that would be like calling the 'Email this story to a friend' links on news sites spam too.

    4. Re:I already... by dirkdidit · · Score: 1

      Well I consider spam any email that I didn't exactly expect or want. So somebody "sending a story" to me, is spam in my sense of the word. I didn't ask for that story nor did I expect it.

    5. Re:I already... by mgblst · · Score: 2

      So if someone in your family sends you a message that your mother has died... this would be spam?

    6. Re:I already... by jquirke · · Score: 2

      Actually he's in Australia, so he should probably report it to the Telcommunications Industry Ombudsman (TIO).

    7. Re:I already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes

    8. Re:I already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I got this message too- only its 5.50 / min for me. I got the message twice from different numbers.. does that mean my two chicks are hotter?

    9. Re:I already... by dirkdidit · · Score: 1

      I would hope that somebody in my family would have enough sense to call me for something like that.

    10. Re:I already... by linuxelf · · Score: 1

      Well, I hate to tell you this way, but your mother just died.

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    11. Re:I already... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      I know O2 [o2.co.uk] have one

      Ironically, O2 have issued a warning recently about a SMS scam that sounds just like their own service. Receivers are asked to call a £12/min phone number. That's about $20/min. I can imagine it now...

      Well....come....to.........the.......O2......... flirting......hotline.............On.......this... .....service.........you......will........find.... .....

  4. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    first post

  5. One thing we can agree on... by 403Forbidden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think we can ALL agree that any form of "wonder number" is a bad thing.

    Any number/ID that ties YOU into everything that you ever sign up for and every communication device you own is never a good thing. Some things you just want to keep private.

    I can see where this would be good in a business world, where instead of saying "my fax is: ###-####, my phone is ###-#### my email is..." etc. they can just give out one number.

    1. Re:One thing we can agree on... by joyoflinux · · Score: 2

      Social Security Number is sort of similar...

    2. Re:One thing we can agree on... by 403Forbidden · · Score: 2, Informative

      Social Security Number is sort of similar...

      SSN numbers are assigned to every US citizen, that's pretty much were the similarities stop.

      When the SSN system was first put into place the governemnt stressed that it wouldn't be used as an ID number and for social security only.

      If you don't belive me I've seen cases, like at Wal-Mart, where they ask for a SSN for something like a fishing license and the people being asked protest because of what I said above.

      Have a little faith in the USA, they had the right idea in the beginning.

    3. Re:One thing we can agree on... by QaBOjk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Business's already have a wonder number. 1-800-abcdefg you call that number, you have directory options to contact whoever you need. and some people like having a 1-800 wonder number forward to their cell, phone, email, etc. So basically this 'wonder number' already exists, but now will be more readily available in austrailia for consumers.

    4. Re:One thing we can agree on... by binaryDigit · · Score: 3, Informative

      SSN numbers are assigned to every US citizen, that's pretty much were the similarities stop.

      Well, not really. What does getting credit have to do with Social Security. Not much, but yet the SSN now equates more with credit than it does social security. Fact is that the SSN is the number that most peoples lives revolve around (I said most, not all, I know there are people out there who avoid this, but the majority don't). Given that, with a host of other pieces of identifying data, you can be tracked anywhere. Not giving wally-mart your SSN really doesn't have anything to do with privacy, it has more to do with fraud. If you use your real info to get that license, you can easily be cross referenced right back to your SSN, not problemo.

      Privacy is the biggest victim in the information society.

    5. Re:One thing we can agree on... by lurking · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      HMMMM..... I have a SSN.... And I am NOT a citizen....

      Yo might want to reword your comment.

    6. Re:One thing we can agree on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you may not be a citizen, but you are a fucking pedant.

    7. Re:One thing we can agree on... by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 2

      SSNs aren't unique. One of the 9 digits is a checksum so there are fewer numbers available than there are people in the USA. An (SSN,name) tuple should be unique, though.

    8. Re:One thing we can agree on... by JoeNotCharles · · Score: 1

      > I think we can ALL agree that any form of "wonder number" is a bad thing.

      We can? No we can't. I don't.

      If you want to find some universal common ground, you're gonna have to pick something a lot narrower than that.

  6. The threat of spam.. by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The threat of spam will keep this from ever becoming a reality. However this will probaly not increase telemarketing "spam" too much because there is already a public listing where they can get your number, its called a phonebook. The reason email spam will be a problem with this is simply because email is practically no cost to spammers.

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    1. Re:The threat of spam.. by shird · · Score: 2

      And if theres one number that ties you to everything, this will probably be listed in the phonebook too. An instant list of valid e-mail addresses - at least it will cut down on the 'millions of fresh email addresses on CD' type spam. Though all other types will increase :P

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    2. Re:The threat of spam.. by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It's getting very close to the time when I want to refuse all calls and email unless the other party has a token indicating that I have given permission. Well the tech details can be different, but how often do you get a call you want from someone that could easily be listed as a friend or something. Ok, so the cell phone provider might want to call to say I forgot to make the payment, or such, but that could be part of setting up the account. It should be non-transferable too, so they can't even give it to their own telemarketers.

      Reguardless of whether there is a system like this one in place, the spammers (phone and email) will be able to get your info if they want, we just need to invent the technological means of denying their ability to use it.

      Also, the ENUM thing is stupid. For those I want to deal with, the single ID I want is my name, not some randomly assigned number.

    3. Re:The threat of spam.. by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I already do that - more or less. I have my email filter out everyone who isn't in my address list, on my work email account (with which I used to participate a great deal in usenet, therefore got dozens of spam emails a day). It is not easy to change my work email address. But you still get those miscellaneous emails that are important, so you can't just trash the whole lot of emails not from people in your address book. Helped to filter out the junk, though, I'd be able to quickly go through the junk folder and pick out the legitimate emails, usually there was no valid emails there anyway.

      But I finally changed my work address because I was sick of 100 spams every day, even if they were filtered out.

      As far as the phone goes, we used to have a service called privacy director - if the caller ID number was private, or "out of area", the person calling would have to identify themselves before my phone would even ring. Then you didn't have to talk to them, even if they identified themselves, because it was like accepting or rejecting a collect call, you'd just hang up, or press 0 to send a message "we don't accept those kinds of calls". So the only time the phone rang, we actually had a legitimate ID - if you hook that up to your computer, you could put a list of numbers that can ring your phone, and the rest get redirected to voice mail.

      Unfortunately, Privacy Director cost money, and I resent the fact that I have to pay for peace and quiet. It's a plus for switching to cell phone only - automatically violates the consumer protection act to solicit you on your cell phone.

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    4. Re:The threat of spam.. by FFFish · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oooh, the token idea rocks! Especially if one can have unlimited tokens. 'cause then one can assign an individual token to each friend, a set of tokens to various types of acquaintances, and one-off tokens to the gimboits that you just know will end up either using it to spam you or to sell to some marketer.

      One can then define acceptance parameters for the tokens. And will be able to trace just who the sonuffabitch is that leaked their token to a spam agency.

      "Token #275 is being used for spam? Dammit, Mom, I told you to never give that number out to strangers! I'm gonna revoke it. Here's your new token... and if you leak it, I'll revoke it and not give ya a new one!"

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    5. Re:The threat of spam.. by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 2
      Well, I only get about 10-15 a day, and that is annoying enough. Not nearly as annoying as an unwanted phone call. My wife thinks I should be nicer to the people calling since they are just the paid help, and probably don't make much. I want them all to switch careers. I hate the idea of paying the phone company to keep people from bothering me, particularly since they are alway lobbying to prevent effective opt-out lists and such. When a cell or long distance company calls me, I mentally put them off my list of possible services I consider using.

      It's not really worth it yet to spend much time on it, but I still have hopes that this will be very easy at some point in the future. I'll try the first Linux distribution that integrates it all out of the box :-)

    6. Re:The threat of spam.. by naasking · · Score: 2

      It's getting very close to the time when I want to refuse all calls and email unless the other party has a token indicating that I have given permission.

      What you describe is very similar to the capability security model. Check out EROS and E programming language for more info.

  7. Tel$tra Problem by CountZero007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think it'd be okay if it was an opt-in decision (like unlisted numbers).

    Assuming Telstra doesn't mess it up (like they did this year, printing some unlisted numbers in the phone book).

    I'm sure it'll just become another "feature" they try and charge people for.

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    1. Re:Tel$tra Problem by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Uh, Telstra does charge you for making your number unlisted. A couple of bucks a month or so.

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  8. Word of the day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Nigger

    Example: Wipe that food off your face and take a bath! You smell like a Nigger.

  9. Hey Baby can I get your website? by Nathdot · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Sure you can. It's www.555-6789.com"

    *Later*
    "Yowzer, that mama was hot,hot,hot... Hang on... 555 (dawning on him) GODDAMMIT!!!"

    1. Re:Hey Baby can I get your website? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what is 555 anyway? every number on american shows seems to start with 555.

    2. Re:Hey Baby can I get your website? by drdink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      See here.

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    3. Re:Hey Baby can I get your website? by OO7david · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or for the geek girls:

      "Sure I'm Jenny and my number is http://86.75.3.09

    4. Re:Hey Baby can I get your website? by Ari+Rahikkala · · Score: 1

      Although a real geek would, of course, say that her number is 2002:564b:309:: :-).

  10. I don't like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A little inconvenience to try and maintain my privacy is a small price to pay.

    I'd rather not be spammed on every device I own.

    Fears of it being a single ID number are pointless anyway. We already have that.

    We defaeated the "Australia Card" by referendum, but the government of the day (Labour I believe) snuck in the Tax File Number, which is in effect the exact same thing. ;)

    We've all got a bar code already.

    1. Re:I don't like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the Australia Card died because the Gov't stuffed the legislation!

  11. Have A Domain? by clinko · · Score: 2

    Well, You have a domain: http://kaimarna.com/

    You're privacy isn't that great anyway if you have a way to contact you via a domain... Just do a whois...

    1. Re:Have A Domain? by joyoflinux · · Score: 2

      But, especially with companies like Verisign, it seems like this information isn't very accurate...

    2. Re:Have A Domain? by TheOldFart · · Score: 1

      After receiving a zillion junk faxes, I decided to switch the number listed in my whois record. The fax number there now is the FCC fax number to complain about junk faxes. I wish I could see the face of the FCC guy when the deluge of junk faxes start.

  12. RFC 2916 by gmanske · · Score: 5, Informative
    The ENUM Technical Specification can be found here.

    Gmanske.

    1. Re:RFC 2916 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah. i'm sure most slashdot readers wouldn't know how to get that information.

  13. What in the heck is a "URI" anyway? Did I miss... by saskboy · · Score: 1

    Did I miss something in the article?

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  14. A crackdown on liberty? by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is an obvious use of the Hegelian dialectic to crack down on liberty.

    Though it might sound useful to the uninformed, this will be a disaster for the average citizen as they are deluged with pornographic spam from every single method of communication, and the public will be outraged and will call for revenge.

    However, the only way to stop such spam is to enforce outright draconian laws, much like you would have to do to combat piracy effectively. Like with MP3s, spam can be produced and distributed on a massive scale for almost no cost, and it's a force that cannot be stopped without a terrible price on liberties.

    Australia's politicians are notorious for trying to crack down on Online Rights, and this is a plot to do so.

  15. phone number? Not mine by Bloody+Bastard · · Score: 3, Funny

    I used to put my work phone number in my emails until a stupid guy from a mail list started to call me to discuss some topic that he disagreed... what a pain in the neck!!!

    1. Re:phone number? Not mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Hey, that was me. Thank you very much for your kind words Mark, maybe you should change your number from 1 (212) 863-8151 if it is such an issue.

    2. Re:phone number? Not mine by joshtimmons · · Score: 5, Funny

      John, is that you? I've been trying to call, but your number doesn't work anymore...

    3. Re:phone number? Not mine by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've had worse. I had some guy call me, thinking my company was involved with a certain product just because I mentioned that product in an email to a list, and forgot to remove my business sig block. My message was of a general nature, I have no idea how he got the idea that he had ordered said product from me.

      The receptionist called my office and said "Theres some guy on the phone ranting about something I can't understand, but he wants to talk to you". After I tried to explain to him what was going on, and he tried to get me to sell him some hardware, he hung up on me and called the receptionist back, wanting to talk to someone else.

      Some people are just stupid beyond belief.

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    4. Re:phone number? Not mine by bilbobuggins · · Score: 3, Funny

      was it your boss? i stopped putting my number in emails when my boss started using it too...

    5. Re:phone number? Not mine by Bloody+Bastard · · Score: 1

      Not really. My boss is not stupid =)

    6. Re:phone number? Not mine by Bloody+Bastard · · Score: 1

      Hey guys, I'm serious!!! It is not funny at all!! I cannot believe it was moderated as Funny (and twice) =)

  16. Porn: Gay Male (Camping) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Once again, thank you to all of you who take the time to read my stories,
    and especially to those of you who are kind enough to share your
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    All of the standard disclaimers apply. If you are too young (based upon age
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    But, if you decide that this is where you want to be, then by all means,
    let's do it again...

    -Donny

    I never have been one for camping. But, when you're only 13 years old, and
    it's considered to be "important family time", you don't usually get a
    choice in whether or not you get dragged along.

    Such was the case this weekend. Mom and dad had decided that they'd pick me
    up from school and we'd head straight off to go camping. We were headed up
    into the El Dorado hills along the Cosumnes River, "we" meaning my parents
    my sister, her friend Patti, and me. Riding in the camper isn't necessarily
    bad, and in the absence of my sister would have been the best part of the
    trip for giving me ample time to jerk off a time or two during the ride to
    the campgrounds. But, this time I had to deal with my sister and her
    friend chatting incessantly in the cabover area of the camper while I sat
    at the table and tried to read comic books as the truck and its load softly
    rocked along the gently twisting highway.

    We finally arrived at the campground and found our spot near the
    river. Dusk would be settling pretty soon. Mom did the campsite arranging
    while dad leveled the camper. When finished with that, he then set up the
    small tent that would have normally housed me for the weekend. Adding to my
    frustration of not having enough privacy to satisfy my adolescent sexual
    urges during the trip, I now had to give up my tent to my sister and her
    friend so their constant girlish chatter wouldn't keep dad awake all
    night. That meant that I had to sleep in the camper with mom and dad, which
    in turn meant that there would be no late-night masturbation since I didn't
    need to attract the attention of my light-sleeping father by shaking the
    camper.

    It was looking like it was going to be a long weekend.

    Dinner was uneventful, my sister and her friend were annoying, and I
    quickly had gone through most of my collection of Superman and Captain
    America comics to the light of the Coleman lantern. I made a brief trip to
    the public restroom (no privacy there, either... dammit) and upon my return
    to our site I excused myself to the camper and settled myself into my
    cabover bed for the weekend. Well, after dusting out the crumbs of animal
    crackers left from my sister and Patti...

    Mom came in for the night a few minutes later, followed by my dad once he
    had the girls safely tucked in. With memories of the many times that I had
    shared this spot in the camper with friends and the sexual explorations we
    had enjoyed, I tried to ignore the hard-on in my shorts as I fitfully fell
    asleep.

    **********

    The next morning, I awoke to find that mom and dad had gotten up before me,
    and had been replaced by the two girls in their bed. Still no privacy. Oh,
    well. I slipped on a tee-shirt, shorts, and my waffle-stompers, ran a brush
    through my hair, and stepped out to try to find something good in the day.

    Dad was off fishing; fine with me since I hate fishing. When mom saw me,
    she put aside her Harlequin romance novel and fired up the gas stove to
    cook me breakfast. The weather was pleasantly warm, and a splattering of
    clouds overhead kept the sun from looking like it was going to get too
    hot. Once done with breakfast, I helped clean up, threw some fruits and
    snacks into a paper bag, kissed mom and told her I was going to do some
    hiking.

    I headed for the river. Knowing that dad tended to fish the deeper water
    near the earthen dam just west of the camping area, I headed easterly along
    the riverbank. I was hoping to find a secluded area somewhere up-river,
    maybe a place where I could feel confident that I wouldn't be discovered so
    I could shed the few clothes I had and enjoy some skinny-dipping and a good
    wanking.

    I like being naked, especially outdoors. My problem at the moment was
    getting far enough away from folks that I didn't have to fear discovery.
    Just the thought of being naked out here and jacking off in natural
    surroundings made my dick stir in anticipation. Only a sense of propriety
    and a minor dose of caution kept me from going for it right here.

    While there weren't really any people out where I was, there still wasn't
    really anyplace secluded or safe. Safe meaning that my younger sister and
    her friend, or anyone else, wouldn't somehow chance upon me and make a
    scene. I was about 20 minutes from camp and wasn't having much luck finding
    such a place, and my hopes for sexual release seem to be fading. I wished
    that I were on the other side of the river, which I understood to be
    government property, and pretty much void of people. There really was no
    getting there from here, though, since I knew the current to be too strong
    to try swimming much farther than a dozen feet or so from the shoreline.

    It was then that I came to an ancient-looking barbed-wire fence, rusted and
    barely hanging on to rough-hewn posts driven into the ground, all the way
    to the waterline. The weathered sign that threatened to fall from a post at
    any moment indicated that I was about to stumble on Private Property.

    Well, I had never hiked this far up the riverbank, but I figured now was as
    good a time as any to see what was on the other side of the fence. I
    carefully stepped over the sagging wire and let myself over, careful not to
    snag my shorts or cut my legs. Not sure what rules I may have just broken,
    I started working out a series of possible excuses and explanations I might
    have to come up with as I continued my journey up the riverside.

    As I walked, I was getting encouraged over the apparent privacy of the
    area. Maybe I finally would get that chance to shed my clothes and go for a
    swim, followed by a pleasant jack-off. Or, maybe the other way around. Most
    likely, if I found the right spot, I'd beat my meat before and after my
    swim.

    I came around a small hill to an almost cove-like setting. Looking around
    and then facing the water, with a small grove of trees to the right and
    behind me, and the hill I had just come around to my left, I could see that
    I had found my spot! I immediately untied my waffle-stompers and shed those
    from my feet, followed by my shorts and briefs in one swift move. I had
    been eating an apple that I had thrown into my bag, and after I had taken
    my last bite of it, I threw it in a high arc towards the opposite bank,
    then yanked off my tee-shirt over my head and tossed it aside before the
    apple core landed. The splash of the core into the water seemed to
    punctuate my sudden nakedness.

    I headed to the water, but as soon as I got my feet in, I yelped and turned
    right back to dry land. Damn, that was colder than it should be this time
    of year! There would be no skinny-dipping this weekend, unless I wanted my
    balls to shrink in somewhere near my throat!

    Oh, well... at least I now had privacy to masturbate. I laid on my back on
    the sandy cove and let the sun warm me all over. Then I reached down to my
    dick, feeling it stir in response to my chance for some pent-up release. I
    closed my eyes and hardened in no time as I started to pump my dick out in
    the open.

    "What in Hell are ya doin' here?"

    I looked up to find a man of about 60 years old staring down at me.

    I scrambled to my feet as I stammered. "I--I..."

    "You're on private property, young man!"

    The man was about 5'6", lean built, with thin gray hair. All over. See, the
    man standing about two feet from me was wearing one of those sleeveless
    undershirts like my grandpa would wear.

    And nothing else.

    "I--I--"

    "You're not doin' real well in the speech department, either," he growled.
    "How old are you?"

    "I'm... uh..." My throat was dry. "I'm thirteen."

    He looked me from top to bottom, then looked around.

    "Anyone else with you?" he asked.

    "Back at the campsites."

    He looked me all over again, with particular attention to my dick. He took
    a deep breath as if to say something, then seemed to stop in mid thought
    and shake his head.

    "Well, then, you better be getting' back, hadn't you?"

    I think it was obvious how deflated I was. "Yeah, I guess."

    I bent down to pick up my tee-shirt. As I bent over, I got a good look at
    the man's cock. I must have stared at it for a long moment without
    realizing it.

    "Never seen one?"

    "Excuse me?" I said, snapping from my reverie.

    "Never seen an uncut dick?"

    I shook my head.

    "No. It looks... different."

    "Only when it's soft," said the man. "When it gets stiff like that nice
    looking hard-on you were just playing with, it looks about the same."

    "Really?" I said, excitedly.

    I was still staring at the man's cock. I guess the interest in my voice
    must have triggered something in him, because there was an obvious
    twitching to his hooded dick.

    "What?" said the man, with a slightly shaky tone to his voice. "You want
    to... see for yourself?"

    He closed his line with the same kind of uneasy laugh I use when I'm
    nervous. I answered in the same kind of gigglish voice.

    "Yeah."

    Without thinking further, I reached out and touched his sheathed cock. The
    man's stomach convulsed in surprise, then he gently pushed my hand away.

    "You sure you want to be doing that?"

    I finally looked up into his gentle eyes and nodded.

    "Can I?"

    The man looked nervously about, then smiled at me and took my hand. He led
    me away from the open water to an area behind the trees where he had a
    large tent. He directed me inside, then followed me and zipped the tent
    closed. He turned back to me, then slipped off his tank top shirt.

    I figured the man to be about halfway between my dad's age, and my
    grandpa's. He was only a couple inches taller than me, with soft brown eyes
    and a friendly smile. Seeing him fully naked, I thought he had a nice
    build; soft, but not fat. His legs were nicely muscled, and tanned like the
    rest of him. His chest and pubic hair were gray and medium-thick. He lay
    onto a spread-open sleeping bag and took my hand to draw me down beside
    him. I complied with no resistance.

    "We really shouldn't be doing this..." sighed the man, nervously.

    I didn't pay his concern any mind. I sat cross-legged next to him and
    started to fondle his uncut dick. Gently playing with it in my hands, I
    could feel it start to thicken slightly to my touch. The man let one of his
    hands rest in my lap, where he started to play with my dick and balls, too.

    I watched in fascination as the head of the man's cock started to slowly
    creep out of the large opening in his tubular skin to my touch. I thought
    it was like watching a turtle poking his head out of his shell. The more it
    poked out, the more I stroked it, until it was finally thick and hard
    enough to pump in my fist.

    I grinned excitedly, "That is so cool!"

    The man chuckled at my reaction while his hand deftly worked my own dick to
    hardness. He might have been contented to just remain like that, but I bent
    over and took his cock into my mouth and started to suck on it, slowly
    moving my head up and down over his moderately-sized meat. I thought he
    tasted rather good, and his sighs told me he was enjoying it.

    "Oh, wow..." croaked the man. "Where'd you learn to do that?"

    I took my mouth off his cock for a brief moment.

    "Is that okay?" I asked.

    "Hell, yes! But, you said you're only thirteen, and-"

    "I like to suck dicks." I said, matter-of-factly, and went back to sucking
    his.

    "I guess so!" he said in a heavy sigh. "You're good at it."

    I liked hearing that, and bobbed my head a little faster while trying to
    take more of his very nice cock deeper into my throat, all while he was
    doing a pleasant job of toying with my own stiff member. Then:

    "You better slow down. I don't want to cum yet."

    I stopped and turned back to him.

    "It's okay. I've had men shoot into my mouth before."

    "I can see why!" He tugged on my dick. "Here... let me try yours."

    I was not about to turn that down. I got onto my knees and scooted near his
    head, until my erection was near his face.

    "Here. Straddle my face," he said, guiding my left leg over his chest until
    I was nearly sitting on his chest. The head of my cock bobbed just
    millimeters from his lips.

    "You have a very nice penis," said the man as he stroked it gently. "Hardly
    any hair. But, I can see that you're going to make your partners very
    happy. Now, fuck my mouth, please."

    Wow! I hadn't heard someone talk like that to please me! I leaned forward
    while he opened his mouth, and my thin, but long dick slipped easily into
    his warm and wet mouth. He closed his lips about me, and I could feel his
    tongue on the underside of my cock.. Both of his hands took the cheeks of
    my butt, and started to gently encourage me to pump back and forth into his
    sucking mouth.

    After a dozen strokes, he let me slip out of his mouth, then hoisted my ass
    over his face. He spread my butt cheeks wide with his hands while his
    tongue started to work its way all over my anus, licking and probing me
    while my saliva-slickened dick rested on the man's forehead. I found myself
    squirming in pleasure as he stiffened his tongue to push harder into my ass
    hole, until I could feel it give a little more with each wonderful
    probe. It was like he was filling my butt with his saliva with each push of
    his tongue.

    Then my friend eased me off his face, and with a firm grip on my hips,
    encouraged me to slide down his torso, my still stiff dick trailing through
    the hair on his chest, until my thighs were over his hips. My ass cheeks
    were still spread wide by the pull of his fingers.

    And then it was there.

    I could feel the head of his cock touching my ass hole, then nestling
    there. I sensed what was about to happen, and grabbed the man's biceps in
    fear. Sensing my caution, the man gently rocked his hips upward gently and
    repeatedly until I could feel the head of his cock work its way into my
    ass.

    "Relax," my friend whispered, keeping up the gentle rocking. "Just relax
    until you're ready."

    I bit my lip slightly, then found myself starting to rock in rhythm with my
    friend's hips. With each move together, I could sense his beautiful cock
    going a little deeper inside of me. Before I knew it, I was fully impaled
    on his stiff rod. I thought my eyes were going to pop out of my head. After
    another moment, the pain subsided, replaced by a strange itch.

    "Gawd, you've got a great ass, kid."

    "Donny." I said.

    "What?"

    I started to slide up and down on that pole, feeling it work through my
    intestines like a red-hot poker, trying to satisfy the growing itch within
    me.

    "My name's Donny." I repeated huskily.

    "Well, Donny," said the man with words that sounded like they were being
    pushed from him, and I was doing the pushing, "I am VERY glad to meet you!"

    He reached his hand down and took my throbbing cock into his grasp, and
    began pumping my meat in time with my bouncing thrusts on his wonderful
    member. I rocked on my knees, looking down at my nameless friend, and
    watched as he closed his eyes and grinned broadly while I increased my
    speed. It felt as if my ass was about to split wide open, but I was along
    for this ride to the end.

    Then the man took a deep breath, and let out a groan that sounded like it
    was coming from deep in the earth as his hips lifted to meet my bouncing
    ass. My own guts began to turn themselves inside-out and let out a moan as
    I could feel him bury himself into me while an incredible warmth quickly
    filled my ass, and my own young dick spewed forth from his stroking,
    splattering thin droplets of cum all over his furry tummy.

    I fell forward onto his chest, our sweating bodies heaving for air. When I
    finally caught my breath, he gently rolled me off of him.

    "You better be getting back before you're missed," he said softly.

    "I guess," I said, my pounded ass leaking my friend's juices. "You didn't
    seem to want to do anything with me earlier. What changed your mind?"

    "Oh," he grinned, "the fish weren't biting. Then I happened to see that all
    I needed to do was use the right worm." He kissed my face. "I'm glad I
    didn't let this one get away!"

  17. Re:What in the heck is a "URI" anyway? Did I miss. by ManicGiraffe · · Score: 1

    URI = = URL

  18. One number to rule them all by Heynow21 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is a hierarchy of communications media, each one with it's role, and the idea of merging them all into some super number is a bad idea. It reminds me of the car Homer Simpson designed with all the bells and whistles; on paper it looked good but when he put it all together it BANKRUPTED HIS BROTHER. OK maybe that wasn't the best analogy but you get the picture.

    1. Re:One number to rule them all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to say this but the simpsons is just a tv show man, not a way of life.

    2. Re:One number to rule them all by Dankling · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      sorry to say, simpsons is a way of life, the soul of t he simpsons lives in all of us.

      --
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  19. Re:What in the heck is a "URI" anyway? Did I miss. by saskboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Universal Resource Inibitor?

    Thanks. ;-)

    --
    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  20. Wanna Buy Kevin Mitnick's Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Posting here, Auction will be over by the time the story hits the front page IF IT EVER DOES.

    Ebay Item # 2058978645
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&it em =2058978645

    This is the Toshiba Satellite 4400SX, 486 laptop computer seized by the Secret Service and Seattle Police Department on October 28, 1994, in Seattle, WA. The laptop was seized during a raid of Kevin Mitnick's, world's most celebrated computer hacker, (aka Brian Merrill's) apartment. The laptop is a 486SX25 with a color LCD, power adapter and documentation in FBI evidence bags. The laptop has been signed on the bottom by Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple Computer. It is also signed by Mitnick himself, and was autographed on air by Wozniak and by Mitnick. The system was shown on the September 27, 2002 episode of The Screen Savers on TechTV. A tape of the show will also be included.
    This is one of the two laptops allegedly used to hack into networks of major corporations, such as Nokia, Motorola and Pacific Bell's top secret telephone monitoring system known as SAS. A letter of authenticity shall be provided with the unit.

    The item was listed by Kevin Mitnick's girlfriend, as he is not allowed to use the Internet.

    This is really Kevin Mitnick's laptop. It was recently returned by the FBI, as it was his private property. A copy of the FBI inventory list will be included, showing the laptop's serial number.

    This laptop still has a fine layer of fingerprint dust. Mouse is still in FBI evidence bag with layer of fingerprint dust. Red X's denote where partial or full prints were lifted, and initialed by agents. Pictures can be viewed here at Free Kevin.

    The proceeds are going towards legal bills incurred by Kevin Mitnick.

    Kevin Mitnick acquired this laptop in June 1992, and it was seized by the Secret Service and Seattle Police Department on October 28, 1994.

    Added Bonus: Kevin Mitnick will personally deliver the laptop anywhere in the United States, providing that Buyer pays for all travel expenses, and the U.S. Probation Department grants permission to travel.

    Currently at US $7,600.00

    A.C.R.B.

  21. Re:What in the heck is a "URI" anyway? Did I miss. by DynamicBits · · Score: 2, Informative

    RFC2396 goes into great detail about URI's and URL's. It covers the (minor for most of us) differences between them.

  22. The benefits are obvious - for the phone company by Xavier000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In Australia there is one overwhelmingly dominant phone carrier - Telstra.
    If you have a single number to dial to also send someone e-mail, then they will no doubt try to charge people for a phone call, whereas you can currently send as many e-mails as you want once you have an internet connection. This will mean that get more revenue. After all, their last profits were down to a few hundred million.

  23. Do Not Call List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do the aussies have a national Do Not Call list? If they did I wouldn't see a problem in using your phone number for your website url.

    And hey, you can always become a hermit if the spam ever gets to you.

    1. Re:Do Not Call List by gilmae · · Score: 1

      Yes, there is one. Anyone who doesn't want to be contacted by Telemarketers should call the Australia Direct Marketing Association and ask to be put on the Don't Call list. And if they do call, make sure you get the CSR to tell you the name of the Call Centre before you go off at them.

  24. Re: URI Universal Resource Identifier by saskboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Request for Comments doc:
    This document updates and merges "Uniform Resource Locators"
    [RFC1738] and "Relative Uniform Resource Locators" [RFC1808] in order
    to define a single, generic syntax for all URI.

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  25. there are more people than phone #s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    there are more people than phone numbers.

  26. Wonderful. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
    That's just about as scary as posting on Slashdot and because they have your email address then being able to Troll your answering machine.

    Great.

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    /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
  27. Alston's and Telstra's Ineptitude by ynotds · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At it's heart this is a product of the Telstra cultural malignancy whereby they actually believe that eight plus digit numbers define the pinnacle of usability.

    I really should write a book on the sad quarter century of Telstra struggling and failing to turn online information into an income stream without ever coming to terms with the fundamental dynamics of the information age, so I shouldn't try to squeeze too many details into a SlashDot post before I run the facts past a libel lawyer.

    As Australia's public telecomms carrier, Telstra's world view continues to blinker policy debate, even more so since our reactionary federal governement installed the even more reactionary Senator Richard Alston on top of the information and communications policy bureacracy, basically as an offshoot of his dabblings with the arts.

    How amusing that Telstra has been thrown a lifeline by the rise of mobile (cellular) phone usage. They still don't have a clue that the biggest plus for mobile phones is that they enable you to stop addressing people by their numbers.

    But it's still far and away the best place to live, even if the numbers don't always add up.

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    -- Our systemic servants do not good masters make.
    1. Re:Alston's and Telstra's Ineptitude by alienmole · · Score: 2
      At it's heart this is a product of the Telstra cultural malignancy whereby they actually believe that eight plus digit numbers define the pinnacle of usability.

      This kooky shortsightedness is not unique to Telstra. This sort of thing is what passes for invention amongst the MBA and marketing crowd, especially in entrenched industries like phone service. "Everyone knows how to use a telephone number - let's just use it for everything!! In fact, Bob, from now on, I'm going to address you as 800-555-1212! Can I call you "eight-hun" for short?"

  28. mobile numbers and email addresses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at last the stupid cycle of people changing their mobile number and email address every year may stop.

    It is really irritating trying to contact someone to find out that you have an old email address or phone number. (landlines aren't as bad as mobiles)

  29. Since A Phone Number Is Arbitrary... by Tsali · · Score: 5, Funny

    Personally, I think they should match it to your license plate number. That way, you can call people who are driving horribly and then email them about how badly they were driving via your PDA. We could turn road rage into its own medium.

    So if you don't have a phone number because you're one of the few people on the planet that doesn't have a phone, would you be unknown to the Australian government?

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    This space for rent.
    1. Re:Since A Phone Number Is Arbitrary... by Antarius · · Score: 0

      So if you don't have a phone number because you're one of the few people on the planet that doesn't have a phone, would you be unknown to the Australian government?

      There are much easier ways to be unknown to the Australian Government.

      It's called "Living in South Australia, Western Australia or the Northern Territory." Commonly abbreviated to "West of the Blue Mountains.

      After all, two-thirds of the continent (enough to house two-thirds of continental US, or M10^9999 Rhode Islands) deserves the same area code.

      Hell, they'd probably give us "08-8555-5555.null.au"

  30. If I were forced.... by Technician · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would simply stop checking my regular e-mail. I would have a personel website. To contact me, you would have to visit the website and fill out the online form. This would be used to stop clutter from any mass mailing. Those wishing a personal contact would have to do a personal vist to the site. My home phone would get an automated voicemail system. I would not be in easy reach of the mass marketers.

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    The truth shall set you free!
  31. Re:What in the heck is a "URI" anyway? Did I miss. by G-funk · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why is this modded funny? It's not, URI is the correct term.

    http://www.foo.com/ is a URL

    mailto:bob@smith.com.au is a URI

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  32. I can imagine the spam now by taernim · · Score: 1

    Hang up on them and get an email from them later. Same thing if you ignore their emails.

    "Sorry we couldn't contact you via email, sir, but if I could just have 45 minutes of your time to explain our unwanted product to you..."

    --
    "PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
  33. Why not the other way around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to type in an e-mail address to make a phone call, not the other way around!
    Then it is trivial to change the e-mail address if need be.

  34. Imagine ... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    Imagine your cell phone getting slashdotted.

    Probably better not to, if you have a weak heart.

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  35. why a number? by RussRoss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I wanted to pick a single identifier (which, like many others who have commented, I don't), I wouldn't want it to be a 10 digit number. Maybe I should start giving out my IP address instead of my named web site address, too. You don't see people rushing out to register domain names like 2139812309.com because they suck compared to even a ridiculous name like slashdot.org. I thought we were past using meaningless numbers for electronic addresses. Am I the only one who thinks they are doing this backwards? - Russ

  36. Oh great! by Xtraneous · · Score: 1

    So now Australians can look forward to everyoone's "friend" goatse on X device. So what happens when mom and pop get that startling image in their e-mail?

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    .noitacidem deen uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
  37. use it if you like by g4dget · · Score: 2

    I don't see the problem--if you don't want it, just don't use it.

  38. Australia by vlad_petric · · Score: 3, Insightful
    While I agree with you that this won't work in the US, let's not forget that Australia has a pretty strong anti-spamming legislation. I hope that ENUM works well-enough to prove the efficiency of antispamming regulations.

    The Raven

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    The Raven

  39. But for business its a good thing .. right? by bonkun · · Score: 1
    I know many people in business spent enourmous amounts of money promoting their telephone numbers in the days before the web became commonplace. Now they have to turn around and invest again in promoting their URL.

    They have their numbers on stationery, business cards, they advertise on the radio (where a URL is quite difficult to communicate) .. so for businesses Enum is a bonus is it not?

    Internet Number http://www.internetnumberusa.com/ has been providing this service for quite some time in Japan (where more users connect to the internet via mobile phone than PC) and the US to the delight of both business and users.

  40. Thanks for ignoring me qjkx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like a name if you think about it, if all names were unique. I think it's a good (and very old) idea.

  41. why not a number? by keithmoore · · Score: 4, Interesting

    actually, numbers are great. they are terse, they work on any keyboard in the world (including telephone keyboards), and they are language-independent. and when you think about it, phone numbers really aren't much less mnemonic than the local-part of a typical big-ISP email address.
    of course, nobody's suggesting that we use numbers instead of email addresses or URLs, but addresses that consist of nothing but digits are in fact quite useful.

    and anyway, enum is only half of the picture - there's also a proposal for mapping URLs to other information from the rescap working group. The basic idea is that an identifier should not be inherently tied to one single kind of resource - given either a phone number or a URL (and the latter includes email addresses), you should be able to find out additional information about that resource if the owner of that number/URL wants to provide it. phone number to web page? easy.
    email address to phone number? sure, if I want to provide it. or maybe you have my voice # and want to send me email. again, no problem.

  42. Re:What in the heck is a "URI" anyway? spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Universal Resource Inhibitor. My bad. Sorry folks. Glad some of you got the joke anyhow.

  43. Just call me '7.2.4.8.7.5.3.2.2.6.8.8.e164.arpa' by ukryule · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great! This makes life much simpler.
    According to the ENUM spec my new easy-to-remember all-purpose address will be:

    7.2.4.8.7.5.3.2.2.6.8.8.e164.arpa

    No longer will I have to use that impossible to remember email address (1st name)@(surname).org

  44. You idiot by perthstyle · · Score: -1

    Telstra doesn't own the whitepages or the yellow pages. It was another company that fucked up.

  45. Useless! by clockwise_music · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Sounds like a kinda-good idea in theory, but as I live in Australia I think it's just not neccesary. I already have lots of contact details:

    1. hotmail email
    2. work email
    3. work email 2
    4. mobile
    5. home number
    6. work number
    Naturally I give these out to different people for different contexts. There is no way I'd want everyone to know all of them!

    My question is, What problem are they trying to solve?
    1. Re:Useless! by The_Messenger · · Score: -1
      What problem are they trying to solve?
      The problem of "what do we do with all of this money that our pansy socialist government stole^H^H^H^H^Hcollected from the people, other than reading their email and recording their telephone conversations of course?"

      There's also the possibility that the government spy stooges are using MySQL, and are discovering its limitations (i.e. total unsuitability for anything except poorly designed weblogs and GeoCities guestbooks). By giving every citizen a phone number, email address, and website according to such a moronic convention, it will be much easier to monitor communication for thoughtcrime (i.e. "Why does my government ask for more money when my representatives wear $4000 suits and drive $80k luxury cars?" or "Gee, I sure would like to own a firearm."). As it is, government stooges are forced to painstakingly collect these data from separate sources, raising the government's level of inefficiency to... well, pretty much the same level as usual, but it's still quite a bother.

      Stupid, dirty Australian scum. But I guess that a country with no technological innovation, no intellectual worth, terrible sports teams and piss-tasting beer doesn't have much else to do. I mean, how else are you able to outdo England's stupidity year after year?

      By the way, after we're through decimating Iraq, I hope that we target Australia next. After all, we mustn't overlook Australia's one valuable national resource: the brute animal labor of its thick-headed populace. American farms can save money by replacing expensive -- not to mention delicious -- animal labor (sorry, "labour") with a cheap, expendable Australian work force. The farmers will save money, the animal rights groups will complain less, and, by exporting all hard labor "jobs" to Australia, there will be more American land to turn into parks and country clubs. The beautiful thing about this plan is that no one loses! Well, the Australians might disagree, but even if some of the brighter bull Aussies become self-aware and raise a fuss, no one will be able to understand their words with those ridiculous accents.

      G'day, "mates!"

      -- The_Messenger , origin of all truth and wisdom.

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    2. Re:Useless! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey!

      That wasn't very nice...

      um...

    3. Re:Useless! by glenstar · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the problem that XNS was developed to solve.

  46. are you kidding? by Faggot · · Score: 2, Funny

    here in Melbourne it seems as though there exists a national Do Call list. in fact I wouldn't be surprised if my government were using their extensive wiretaps to ensure that telemarketing quotas were being met!

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    But what do I know. I'm just looking for anonymous gay sex.

  47. your sig/homepage link [totally OT] by Anonymous+Cowrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just out of curiousity, do you really think the slashdot crowd is going to want to "get paid to read bulk email"?

    That's like going into the Vatican and asking if anyone wants to come sacrifice some goats to Baal.

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  48. The Australia Card was renamed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Australia Card was renamed to MediCare.

  49. Barcode on the front of your head? by northwind · · Score: 1

    Why stop here?
    Ultimately you should have your own personalized, geneticly generated barcode (no need to tatoo) on your front head.
    Slightly elevated it would not only be scannable and obsolete any face recognition systems, but imagine people banging their heads to the public counters instead of signing their checks.
    "Sorry Sir. You were speeding. Could you please bang you head against mine for counter-signiture.
    Now that's what I call an URL.

  50. Cell #'s change more than local? by phorm · · Score: 1

    landlines aren't as bad as mobiles
    How's that? Whenever somebody moves between local districts here they change their landlines. My friends with cells have generally kept their numbers, so long as they're in the general area.
    Cells here tend to have a greater spectrum than land-lines and can often encompass 2-3 cities. The only time a local cellular should really change is if the person switches carriers.

  51. Re:Word of the day: Don't let your mouth write a c by JiveMofoDude · · Score: -1
    Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash: A blatant warning from one mo-fo to another indicating said mo-fo's knowledge that said other mo-fo is talking trash, full of shit or simply speaking up when he/she should be stickin' their foot in it

    "Mike Tyson!? Man, my dead Gramma can hit harder than Mike Tyson!! Sheeeeit, I could knock that choir-boy's ass DOWN wit' a pimp slap from my left hand!! Bring it on Mikey, you 'bout set fo' yo' tree suit brotha-man!"

    "Hey Shirley, shutcho face! We don't need to be hearin' yo' Tyson shit again. Don't letcho mouth be writin' no checks yo' chunky ass can't cash, you hear!?"

  52. Snail Mail addresses by pez · · Score: 1

    On a semi-related topic, I've often wondered why the post office doesn't implement some sort of mapping from IDs to addresses. Just think of how inefficient it is for a person to notify everyone s/he knows each time s/he moves. Multiply that by the number of people that move each day. I'm surprised the USPS has any time left to deliver the real mail.

    Now imagine how easy it would be to update one central database with your new address, and your mail would automatically find you. USPS, are you listening? :-)

    -Pez

    1. Re:Snail Mail addresses by Proquar · · Score: 1

      In the Netherlands, you just tell the "town hall" that your address has changed (and what it changed to) and they tell everyone else for you...

      It would be remarkably better than having to tell each and every entity that uses your address individually - but then there's always that ugly privacy issue...

      (On the other hand, if you're really lucky, the town hall will give you a bus tour of the town :)

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  53. Re:The threat of spam. by Tuqui · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In Japan all the mobiles had a mail address based in the telephone number, like :

    0901234678@telcom.ne.jp

    But they had change it because the indiscriminate mail spam. You only need to send the spam from

    09000000001 to 0909999999999 @telecom.ne.jp

    and everybody gets your spam!.

  54. thanks for ignoring me qjkx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't this be in hexadecimal, the geeks radix? If the time comes to switch, why not use a better radix?

  55. Backwards by captaineo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The reverse of this would be even more useful to me - a mapping from DNS to phone number.

    That way I could give out my stable, unchanging domain name, instead of my phone number - which changes depending on where I am and who I'm buying phone service from.

    Maybe you could store a phone number in a special type of DNS record. Then you'd pay a small fee to a company that provides a toll-free number. People who want to get in touch with me call the toll-free number, type in the domain name, and the call connects. Computer-based phones or future stand-alone phones could let you type the DNS name instead of the phone number.

    1. Re:Backwards by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 2

      It looks like this should be possible. The RFC for ENUM describes a simple mapping of E.164 (international) phone numbers into domain names, which are supposed to have NAPTR records specifying mappings to contact URLs. I suppose you could have NAPTR records on your ordinary domain too, including one with a tel: (telephone number) contact URL.

  56. This is great! by ebuck · · Score: 1

    ENUM is a simple protocol.

    Your first phone number maps to 0.
    Your second maps to 1.

    Object-oriented implementations are in the works, soon you will be able to iterate over your entire phone history!

  57. Re:The threat of spam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Don't be too hard on those wacky Japanese. They're usually too busy watching pornography featuring scat-covered tentacles raping preteen girls in bear costumes to really think these things through. Why do you think that the PlayStation 2 sucks so much ass compared to the Xbox? Because Sony's designers spend 90% of their workdays hiding in the bushes outside of elementary schools, masturbating with one hand and sending pornographic SMS messages with the other. Why do you think that the Japanese government is so corrupt and inefficient? Because government officials spend eleven months out of the year taking sponsored trips to homosexual whorehouses in Thailand. The same animal depravity that lost them World War 2 is making them losers in the realms of technological, intellectual, and social development. Within fifty years, it is estimated, the Japanese will have reverted to a simian form and lifestyle, walking on all fours and living in tree-like mobile phone towers. This degradation is seen best in the Japanese language, which is fast becoming a mix of badly-pronounced English nouns.

    Those wacky Japanese! Let's nuke 'em again, I say!

    -- The_Messenger , banned for spreading the clear white light of truth and freedom.

  58. Re:What in the heck is a "URI" anyway? Did I miss. by yuri82 · · Score: 0

    they are laughing AT him, not BECAUSE of him...

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  59. It's only half the solution by papabear1 · · Score: 1

    Why not go the whole hog.

    Link this ENUM contact information to you banking details so that every online market researcher who scans the web for email addresses can sell your contact details to firms who offer goods that you might find useful based on your spending patterns. It may only propogate the spam thing, but hey, at least it would be useful spam. And that would be something very new in an age where there is nothing new under the sun.

    I mean, the Orwellians out there should know that big brother has been out there for the last 18 years ... There's no such thing as privacy ... They're watching you ... They're watching us all ...

  60. Using ENUM against spam? Not really... by Cato · · Score: 2

    See http://www.ripe.net/ripencc/about/presentations/ri pencc-ietf-ec/ for a presentation about ENUM. The interesting part is that it lets you take a phone number and map it to one or more URLs of the form mailto:foo@example.com, sip:foo@example.com (for VoIP and conferencing), http://blah, etc.

    Since the phone number space is relatively constrained in many countries and cities (e.g. London in the UK has changed its number space twice in the last decade), phone numbers are not an ideal solution to 'throwaway' numbers to give to potential telemarketers, but ENUM could help in theory.

    My idea was that you would have a number of email and SIP addresses, some only given to friends/family, some published on websites, and some given to companies that may resell these addresses without your permission. This last set of addresses can be dropped rapidly as and when spammers get hold of them, exactly as some people do today with email addresses.

    ENUM comes in as a way of mapping phone numbers to these more flexible email/SIP addresses - you have a 'private' ENUMed phone number, ideally ex directory, that maps to the friends/family address, and another for companies, and so on. You can change this mapping quite rapidly.

    Where ENUM is weak is that it discloses the actual SIP and email addresses used (as it has to). So anybody who caches the old addresses can continue to spam you, which is why you need to have more then one ENUM phone number.

    Overall, ENUM makes it easier to spam people (no surprise), but I thought I would at least explore if it could be used for anti-spam purposes... The weakness is that the number-to-address translation is made available to the client - this is the virtually unavoidable result of using a directory service to implement this mapping. Something like a forwarding service for SIP and email would be much more useful - i.e. it gateways from a public SIP/email address into a secret address, meaning that when the mapping changes the spammer is left with a useless address.

    Overall, I think ENUM is primarily useful for legacy reasons, since so many people know about phone numbers (ditto for equipment). What would be more useful is to enable phones to understand SIP URLs and email addresses (latter is already happening with mobile phones, and SIP will arrive in later versions of UMTS 3G mobile phones in Europe/Asia), and have a forwarding service as mentioned.

  61. Australian anti-spam laws are weak by Michael+Wardle · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to the Australian Coalition Against Unsolicited Bulk E-Mail, Australia currently has mild opt-out spamming provisions, most of which are based on a voluntary code of conduct rather than legislation. Perhaps you were thinking of Europe, where there are opt-in rules which could be considered a sufficient deterrent to spammers.

    Even so, would Australian laws apply if the spam originated from outside of Australia?

  62. Usage scenarios by otmar · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I doubt that the "map tel-nr. to email-address" application of ENUM will be the real driver behind the ENUM deployment. These scenarios are IMHO much more attractive:

    Nowadays most offices run some kind of FAX-server, which enables people to "print to FAX-number" from their PC (instead of printing a document and then put that paper in a conventional FAX-machine) and receive FAX as tiff-attachments in Email.

    Usually, these FAX-servers are 24x7 online on the internet as well.

    With ENUM, one could implement the following: When the local FAX-server is asked to send some pages to +43662123456, it will look into the ENUM dns tree to check if the destination has registered an Internet-based method of transfering FAXes (e.g. FAX-G3/4 over TCP, or RFC822/MIME/SMTP). If yes, it uses its Internet-connection to transfer the document. If not, it falls back to G3 over PSTN.

    While this does not affect the work-habits of end-users (e.g officedroids), it has the potential to save businesses a fortune in long distance phone-charges.

    Or: Consider two companies who switched to VoIP for their intra-office phones and both use a gateway to call "normal" PSTN numbers. For calls between these companies, VoIP might work if the users use the right SIP urls when initiating the connection. With ENUM, users don't have to know whether the other side is VoIP-enabled and if yes, what their SIP-addresses look like. The caller will dial the number as usual; it's his phone (or gateway) which can query ENUM and then decide whether to route the call via VoIP to the other side, or to route the call through the PSTN.

    /ol (involved in the Austrian (NOT Australian) ENUM trial)

    1. Re:Usage scenarios by DSCreat · · Score: 1

      This is the only clueful comment on this story. Everybody else is just stuck on the privacy issues of something that does not really affect privacy.

  63. Shut up, Heynow21. Please. by abulafia · · Score: 1

    _Please_ don't speak for the rest of us. Just direct all calls to someone who can actually engage others in a meaningful conversation. We can actually articulate a concept, and by doing so, win the war. You can just ride on the dividends.Go look at that bondage pr0n some more. There, all better, yes?

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  64. OT: license plate numbers by mt-biker · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think they should match it to your license plate number. That way, you can call people who are driving horribly and then email them about how badly they were driving via your PDA. We could turn road rage into its own medium.

    You know, I've often wondered what the effect of communication between cars would be.

    It might well _reduce_ road rage, since it would turn "cars" into "people".

    OTOH, it's probably not enough to offset the armor-and-muscles arrogance that tinted windows and 200HP supplies. :(

    1. Re:OT: license plate numbers by Fesh · · Score: 2

      You know, I've often wondered what the effect of communication between cars would be.

      Man, I'm glad to hear you say that. I thought I was alone on that. Put a micro-power transceiver in every car on the road, all tuned to the same frequency... It'd be chaos. *chuckle*

      But then again, I also think that there ought to be a cutout circuit installed in car stereos that responds to a signal transmitted by emergency vehicles...

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      --Fesh
      Kill -9 'em all, let root@localhost sort 'em out.
  65. Re:What in the heck is a "URI" anyway? Did I miss. by pldms · · Score: 3, Informative

    Put simply:

    URLs are a (proper) subset of URIs

    URIs are the union of URLs and URNs

    URLs are names for resources whose name is sufficient to resolve the resource. Eg nntp:<some server>/<message id>. To resolve it look at the URL. You have the protocol, server, and message id so you can just ask that server for the message named by the URL.

    URNs aren't URLs. Eg news:<message id>. Resolving this requires knowing, say, a news server and its protocol.

    So (as another poster said) mailto:<blah> is a URN since resolving to the actual mailbox <blah> requires more knowledge than the URI gives. http:<blah>, by contrast, is a URL. Resolving that is trivial given this URI.

    Probably not entirely correct, but you get the idea. See the RFC above for tortuous detail.

    Now IRIs, well...

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  66. Why not multiple numbers? by eightball · · Score: 1
    Nobody currently above 1 seems to have suggested having more than one number. You would have one public number, which you answer at your leisure. You have another private number that is like your cell phone and good email and you pay attention to that. You might also have a super secret number that gets instant response..

    As far as I am concerned this is all about convergence, and that is good if managed properly.

    On the reverse side of the coin, we also need a smart concentrator device that you can manage more than one number and more than one service (phone, fax, email, etc..). Small form factor but varied display possibilities (vga, projection display, retinal display)... btw, I am just throwing out some cool stuff, not saying all of this is necessary in version 1.0.

  67. IPv6 phone numbers by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

    Instead of having this elaborate remapping scheme, why not take a roughly 40-bit range of IPv6 adresses and have that map directly to phone numbers? I know phone numbers in the US could be represented by 10 digits beginning with 1, which would need only 31 bits. (e.g. represent 1-555-555-1212 as the binary equivalent of 15555551212, which is 1110011111001011101101111111101100). Apply standard DNS on top of that.

    Of course, I know that this would require global adoption of IPv6 to work, but I can dream, can't I?

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    1. Re:IPv6 phone numbers by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

      Maybe I don't want my real voice number to be advertised all over the net????

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  68. Re:Just call me '7.2.4.8.7.5.3.2.2.6.8.8.e164.arpa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Ok, I'll call you and we can discuss it.

    -P. Faltstrom
    Cisco Systems Inc.

  69. Folks ..try and understand what ENUM really does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    As the co-chair of the ENUM WG in the IETF I would like Slashdot folks to understand what we trying to accomplish is a simple mapping of a phone number to a URL .. most folks think it is a key enabling technology for VoIP and SIP in particular...no one is suggesting that we are going to put email addresses in the global DNS unless you really want to.

    ENUM is a "good thing"tm

    If you all are interested in reading more:
    Internet Protocol Journal on ENUM...

    http://www.cisco.com/warp/public/759/ipj_5-2.pdf

    Communications Convergence on SIP

    http://www.cconvergence.com/showIssue?coverDate= 20 0106

    My article on SIP in Communications Convergence

    http://www.cconvergence.com/article/CTM20000608S 00 19

    My article on ENUM in Communications Convergence

    http://www.cconvergence.com/article/CTM20010618S 00 10

    the ultimate SIP home page...

    http://www.cs.columbia.edu/sip/

    sincerely
    Richard Shockey
    IETF ENUM co-chair
    richard@shockey.us

  70. Re:Just call me '7.2.4.8.7.5.3.2.2.6.8.8.e164.arpa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I guess your fortunate in being the only David Yule!

  71. Re:Using ENUM against spam? Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I think you are right on target..if the result of the target is sip:122234567@carrier.foo the proxy (which you control) can be used for call and mail filter control.

  72. I HATE PHONE NUMBERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Phone numbers, and other pseudo-random, difficult to remember numeric identifiers, are archaic. They were designed for the convenience of machines, not people. Nowadays, using mechanisms like the DNS system, we've taught our machines to work for our convenience, like they're supposed to. A typical email address or URL is infinitely easier to remember than a phone number. Using numeric identifiers for anything (much less everything) is a huge step backwards.

  73. Re:Folks ..try and understand what ENUM really doe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What's the migration path from E.164 to readable URLs? Will there also be a mapping that converts a sip or mailto URL into a unique FQDN for NAPTR lookup?

    Why do the examples show IP clients (not gateways) doing ENUM lookups? If a PSTN number has NAPTR records that IP callers use but PSTN callers ignore, isn't the inconsistent behavior that results seen as a problem?

  74. You might try equally to understand the objections by ynotds · · Score: 2

    Richard, it is unfortunate your most informative post doesn't seam to have been widely noticed before this thread had slid into quiessence the way of most all Slashdot stories.

    Slashdot isn't much of a place for reasoned debate, let alone conclusive debate, but it is just about the best place on the Internet to get the temperature of knowledgable people's feelings, so the most useful thing you could do is listen to what some of us have been saying with passion: E.164 (telephone) numbers provide a much less satisfactory human interface than does the DNS.

    I write this sharing a flat with a colleague who is in the middle of half a year coding a voice over IP system, having myself posted above about Telstra's historic blindness to these issues, which I've been following closely for more than 20 years, and having gone looking for your "article on ENUM in Communications Convergence" only to find the article credited to "Geoff Huston, Telstra".

    While Geoff has certainly proved to be politically adroit, he has never demonstrated that he has a clue as to what actually goes on in the real world where the real actions of real people ultimately determine the fate of everybody's best intentions.

    I also know from first hand experience how easy it can be to get caught up with what you are sure is a great answer to the point where you can no longer ask yourself whether you are actually addressing a valid question. I think we could all happily name more than one arm of W3C, by way of familiar example, which has run off with the best of intentions in a direction the world will never follow.

    So do what you must to facilitate the graceful deprecation of E.164 numbers as the IP network takes over the routing of more and more voice traffic, but please spare us the embarrassment of any more suggestions that humans might ever willingly use 8-10 digit strings in place of familiar user names and domain names.

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  75. 902 area code by Jetson · · Score: 2

    That's Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island, Canada. When I lived there the MT&T company was not providing per-minute toll numbers in that area code. Normal long distance charges would apply, of course.

    1. Re:902 area code by bakes · · Score: 2

      The 902 area code might well be Nova Scotia in the US, but in Australia 1902 is (usually) a pay-lots-per-minute service.

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