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Questions for a Lecture on Microsoft's Palladium?

An anonymous reader asks: "Microsoft is going to be giving a lecture on Palladium for my Computer and Network Security class at MIT this Thursday. We're told that it's going to be the most technically detailed lecture publically given to date, and that we should be armed with questions as a result. Any suggestions from the Slashdot crowd? What technical details have you been dying to know about Palladium?" It would be interesting to hear back from someone who is planning on attending this. For those who wish they were, but can't for one reason or another, what would you have asked by proxy?

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  1. Your second question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No matter what your first question is, if it's from Slashdot, your second question will be:

    Why won't you answer my first question?

  2. Lets get the obvious out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Will it run Linux?"

  3. ask them... by Dankling · · Score: 2, Funny

    ask them to stop being asses and see how they respond.

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    1. Re:ask them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      does it comes with a tube of lubricant or at least a frozen dinner ?

  4. Why Palladium? by Trusty+Penfold · · Score: 5, Funny


    Why did you choose to build your new processor out of Palladium.

    Silicon, with aluminium or copper, is the more traditional choice.

    1. Re:Why Palladium? by Grail · · Score: 2, Funny

      They used the name Palladium to reflect the fact that compulsory DRM will be costly to everyone.

  5. Tell them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that you'll adopt Palladium if Steve runs and jumps around like an idiot for an hour. Then after he's done, tell them you were just kidding. He could use the exercise.

  6. Re:Wha is the point behind Palladium? by Anonymous+Butthead · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey, why did you mod me down... it was a perfectly legit question... I guess the mod don't have a sense of humor, you know... tombstone pizza?

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  7. About the dates... by ajd1474 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are they releasing details on when they plan on invading Poland? Just so i can be sure to leave The Continent before then.

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  8. Re:Nope by vanman2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quote: "Your compatible with the internet..." lol, compatible with the internet

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  9. Third question from slashdot by abe+ferlman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once Palladium has gained market acceptance, will the borg-gear be a requirement, or more of a 'perk' for loyal customers and trusted partners?

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  10. They might not have an answer for this... by rgoer · · Score: 2, Funny

    They might not have an answer for this, exactly, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who's dying to know: What the FUCK?

  11. Re:post paladium by davidstrauss · · Score: 3, Funny

    4) ?
    5) (Inconceivably large amount of) Profit

  12. Question by Herkum01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A. After it is released what is the ETA of the hack that will work around Palladium?

    B. How many months will it be before MS comes out with a patch for the above mentioned hack?

  13. Re:What's in it for consumers? by runderwo · · Score: 2, Funny
    why will they choose it over other alternatives?
    MS Rep: Wait a minute...alternatives?? Alternatives??? .... MUHAHAHAHA!!! All your alternatives are belong to...(cough), wait, please excuse me for a moment.
  14. Re:Linux is not the answer by Qrlx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you astroturfing for fun, or profit?

    Thank God my XP box is compatible with the Internet. I can tell The Internet is working, because ZoneAlarm keeps telling me when Media Player tries to Phone Home.

  15. Re:Ask This by Macrobat · · Score: 5, Funny
    Why do we our computers to protect us from ourselves?


    Maybe because we can't grammatical sentences?
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  16. Re:Ramifications for Independent Content by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but at least we can vote those idiots out every 2 years.

  17. Have you considered an internal investigation? by the_other_one · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those involved in dreaming up this Palladium scheme are surely corporate spies from Apple.

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  18. Re:Microsoft is listening by fobbman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've already taken this into consideration. Knowing that Micro$oft likely browses at 5 I went ahead and rated down the best questions so far as -1 "Flamebait".

    They'll never know.

  19. Question of the Century by Kylow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does all our base, in fact, belong to you?

  20. Re:What if i dont want it? by Takeel · · Score: 3, Funny

    What options are likely to exist for people that do not wish to use Palladium?

    If MS gets their way, I'd imagine they'd range from "eating shit" all the way to "dying."

  21. My question about Palladium by Anne Elk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Q: Please complete the following well known quote : " Those that give up freedoms for temporary security... "