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Patent Cases Hurting Small Businesses

smudge writes "An Information Week article states that multiple small businesses with Web presence are being sued by PanIP LLC. The claims in these patents being asserted in the lawsuits refer to 'a computerized system for selecting and ordering a variety of information, goods and services' and 'an automatic data-processing system for processing business and financial transactions between entities from remote sites.'"

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  1. Vague? by Manhigh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd think any patent that uses phrases like "a variety of" is too vague.

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    1. Re:Vague? by g4dget · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously, they didn't have a good patent attorney. Good patent attorneys know that they should say "a plurality of"--it makes the patent sound more serious.

    2. Re:Vague? by krazyninja · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, there are many patents out there which extend their claims this way. And having come across several patent lawyers myself, it looks like its standard procedure. All patents end with phrases like "experts well versed in this field would know that this invention is not limited to (whatever the patent mentions) but also to related fields". I am forced to believe it now :(
      I have a list of such patents here

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    3. Re:Vague? by k98sven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All patents end with phrases like "experts well versed in this field
      would know that this invention is not limited to (whatever the patent mentions)
      but also to related fields"


      Am I the only one thinking about the tale of "The Emperors new clothes" right about now?

    4. Re:Vague? by PMuse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd think any patent that uses phrases like "a variety of" is too vague.

      Not that I'm defending these putzes, but using the word "variety" here is not entirely crazy. For instance, Amazon.com is well known for selling a variety of merchandise on the net. Do you think it makes any difference what gets sold when you're talking about how they sell it?

      If I patent an ink pen capable of writing in a variety of colors by extending one of several ink tubes out of an apature at the bottom of a pen, is it unpatentable because I used the word variety? No. It's unpatentable because people have been selling 4-color pens since at least the 1970s.

      I think this patent is ridiculous, but for other things, not for that.

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  2. Vending machines... by thenextpresident · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The patents, No. 5,576,951 and No. 6,289,319, cover, respectively, an "automated sales and services system," and an "automatic business and financial transaction-processing system."

    Vending machines anyone?

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    1. Re:Vending machines... by cei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sorry. The same guy patented computerized vending machines too, back in 1986...

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  3. Okay - this is getting stupid by raydobbs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Patent abuse should really be punishable. I mean, patents were made to stifle innovation, they were made to promote it. Now we've got every tom-dick-and-harry patenting blatently prior art things, or just commonplace market things, and attempting to sue people out of existance.

    Let's just make it that if you patent something that is reviewed, and sounds like a dug-headslap type thing - you get a toenail pulled out with a pair of pliers. On severe cases - just bring back public stoning (no, not drug induced bliss - bludgeoned to h*ll with big fu***** rocks) for the offending numbskull, and his/her lawyer.

    1. Re:Okay - this is getting stupid by Soko · · Score: 5, Funny

      Let's just make it that if you patent something that is reviewed, and sounds like a dug-headslap type thing - you get a toenail pulled out with a pair of pliers. On severe cases - just bring back public stoning (no, not drug induced bliss - bludgeoned to h*ll with big fu***** rocks) for the offending numbskull, and his/her lawyer.

      Sorry, but I already have a patent pending on this exact method. You'll hear from my solicitor in the morning (never liked him anyway). :P

      Soko

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    2. Re:Okay - this is getting stupid by Raw+Ostrich · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is a bright side to this. When it comes to immaterial rights, thigs need to get worse before they get better. The inertia of the status quo has to be overcome by unbearable stupidity and cost of the current legislation. I would urge everyone to seek patents whenever possible, as broad as possible and as harmfull to development as possible. Lets get it over with and move on...

    3. Re:Okay - this is getting stupid by nemesisj · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've got a friend who has a friend that works in the USPO and he was telling me how ridiculous it is to work there. Basically, you're supposed to nail predatory patents like these obviously are, but this guy who works there gets creamed by his boss whenever he tries to deny a patent. His boss is involved in all sorts of payoffs and dirt - I literally couldn't believe the stories he was telling. He later got put on a committee that was trying to track fraud and they figured out that some really high percentage (don't remember exactly, but it was over half) of the patents are frivolous and completely bunk. One tactic lots of patent filers like to use is to send in a 25 page document, and the first 24 pages are garbage designed to lull the reviewer to sleep, then they slip in a couple of paragraphs that involve what they're really trying to patent at the end. So to sum things up, its his opinion that the whole system is completely out of control, which is too bad, and he also thinks its so broken it can't be fixed, which is where things REALLY begin to suck.

    4. Re:Okay - this is getting stupid by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 5, Interesting
      His boss is involved in all sorts of payoffs and dirt - I literally couldn't believe the stories he was telling.

      I wouldn't be surprised - our (very small) company has been fighting a huge company over the violation of one of our patents, and they're using the strategy of delaying the reviews of our patent so that we can't go to court (and they are hoping that our little company will eventually die).

      We've fought off their challenges to our patent FOUR times (now going on a fifth reexamination), taking over 4 years now. Each time, the primary examiner has revalidated our patent - and then his boss overrides his conclusion & throws our patent out (the same boss each time), usually without a reason.

      Needless to say, we've got some questions about the motivations of the patent examiner's supervisor - but there isn't anything we can prove, and due to the rules of the Patent Office, we can't get anyone else to look at the case.

    5. Re:Okay - this is getting stupid by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to the rules (as I understand them), the only higher authority in the PTO is the Patent Office Appeal board - and the appeal board has a 6 month waiting list before they'll even tell us whether they'll take the case. (If anyone knowledgeable about difficulties with the Patent Office has any suggestions, I'll love to pass them on to my boss!)

      Not only that, but we are technically winning each re-exam so we do not have the standing to take our case to the Appeals board, but then the examiner's supervisor keeps letting the big company submit "a little more" prior art (BS stuff which is easy to refute) to force a new re-exam, which lets them delay the court case for 4-8 months (the judge doesn't want to do anything until he gets a firm "patent is valid/not valid" indication from the Patent Office).

      We are hoping that because this is the 5th re-exam (and four were in our favor), that the judge will decide that "enough is enough" and let the case go forward (in which case we're expecting to kick butt), but in the meantime we're just a small company with our IP in an uncertain status trying to stay afloat in a bad economy.

  4. don't re-invent the wheel...PATENT it by babylon93 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too bad these people seem so be trying to get their money from suing others rather than perfecting the magic of E-commerce, which they basically claim to have invented.

  5. deja vu by outlier · · Score: 5, Informative
    PanIP has been mentioned in slashdot before.



    It seems that the disease that is PanIP has been spreading...

  6. Is that so? by neksys · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In that case, I'd like to assert my own patent on 'a physical system for selecting and obtaining a variety of goods and services' and 'a electronically assisted, human-run data-processing system for processing business and financial transactions between entities at a physical location.'"

    Namely - any store or business with a cashier.

  7. patent patents? by technoid_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some one needs to phrase the job of the US Patent office really vaguly and then get a patent on it. Then sue the patent office for patent infringement.

    hmmm, wonder if i could make this into a business plan and get some VC behind me...

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    1. Re:patent patents? by EmagGeek · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Method and apparatus for the protection of methods, procedures, and apparatuses by grant of exclusive rights by a governing body having executive authority over such rights" (Grant of Patent)

      "Method and procedure for the dismantling of civilized society by exclusive diversion with legistative processes" (making people so busy defending themselves against lawsuits to do anything productive)

      "Method and apparatus for the production of intellectual property and information by means of the exercise of a passive or active electromechanical or electronic relay causing the dissipation of energy in various ceramic, plastic, semiconductor, or organic elements, causing the semi-permanent organization of atomic or subatomic particles on a dielectric, metallic, organic, semiconductor, ceramic, or plasticine substrate, also causing the luminescence of phosphorescent or electronic optoelectrical or optoelectronic elements." (use of computer)

      Sorry I couldn't get any more vague than that.

  8. is it just me or.... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is 1996 seem a little to recent to have a good claim for a patent? now if it had been around 1990 then sure I could see how they think they have a good patent, but 1996!!! my god....businesses were doing web sales for a few years before these yokels said "hey that sales system is not patented..."

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    1. Re:is it just me or.... by zurab · · Score: 5, Interesting

      businesses were doing web sales for a few years before these yokels said "hey that sales system is not patented..."

      Even the article states:

      DeBrand, literally a mom-and-pop shop in Fort Wayne, Ind., has been selling its homemade chocolates over the Web "practically from the beginning, probably seven, maybe eight years...

      and several paragraphs later:

      The patents PanIP bases its lawsuits on were granted-the first in 1996...

      This makes no sense. The shop has been selling stuff online since 1994-95. USPTO, with its head buried in the dumpster, approves and hands the patent to PanIP in 1996 on the obvious prior art stuff that had been going on by thousands of companies/individuals for years before. PanIP turns around and sues small companies that can't afford to defend against patent infringement and would probably rather pay $5k.

      Note the following:

      1. To PanIP: the company that you are suing has prior art to your patent if your accusation is correct that they are infringing in the first place. They have been in business longer and actually *doing* what you patented couple of years later.

      2. I hope the judge sees (a) the obviousness and numerous prior art of the patents, (b) the ill intent of PanIP, LLC, (c) the frivolous and wrongful lawsuit brought by PanIP, and dismisses the lawsuit, awards legal expenses plus punitive damanges to the defendants, and orders to close down PanIP, LLC, put all its patents in public domain, and orders its founders/owners and laywers to spend 3 months in community service and 9 months living with GNU/RMS at their own expense!

      3. USPTO will approve any patent claim that contains the word "apparatus". It seems like this is one of the qualifying criteria for approval. I can probably get an approval for a patent for an "apparatus that hammers the nails in the wood", or an "apparatus that can roll in a circular motion on any surface". Hey! why not - check out the infamous method of swinging on a swing granted on April9, 2002?

      4. This has got to stop! Write to your local corporate representatives in DC and tell them this is devastating for local small and medium size business!

      5. USPTO database and website should be turned into a comedy and satire website and public entertainment source (Ok... done already), but remove most of their entries' legal implications. On a side note, when you are bored and have nothing to do try searching patents on your favorite activity. How about a tub for bathing granted on June 25, 2002 solely from the drawings?

    2. Re:is it just me or.... by PaxTech · · Score: 3, Funny
      ...and orders its founders/owners and laywers to spend... 9 months living with GNU/RMS at their own expense!

      Unfortunately, cruel and unusual punishments are prohibited by the Constitution, and this is certainly both.

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  9. Vague and foolish by Facekhan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Can you imagine if this lawyering tactic and blatant abuse of an overburdened patent office had taken place 150 years ago. I could patent things like "a way to use electricity for an artificial light source" and then I could have sued Edison or perhaps I could have patented "a method of towing freight along metal rails" and the railroad and locomotives would have been sued into non-existence. Its insane.

    1. Re:Vague and foolish by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You second patent would be easily circumvented. Just put the locomotive behind the freight.

      That is really the problem here. Where patents used to be almost complete inventions, with a working touchable product behind them. (So for instance the patent for the black-and-decker workmate involves technical drawing showing you how to build one.) Modern patents seem little more then concepts. (Yeah like maybe if I made somekind of raised surface with bits you can build things on).

      Sadly this seems obvious to all normal people. Problem is of course that normal people have little to do with this. Judges are famous for some pretty idiotic descions, in lower courts. And jury's must be specially selected for their unpredicatablity. Simpler to cough up the license fee then risk biting the dust and still having to pay the license fee, youre own attorny fee, the courts time, and the oponents legal fee, while all the time you can't run youre small business effectively.

      But considering their methods, if one of the defandents manages to win, couldn't PanIP be sued for racketeering?

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  10. To file a Patent Protest... by thenextpresident · · Score: 5, Informative

    Please file a protest for patents 6,289,319 and 5,576,951

    "1901.01 Who Can Protest
    Any member of the public, including private persons, corporate entities, and government agencies, may file a protest under 37 CFR 1.291. A protest may be filed by an attorney or other representative on behalf of an unnamed principal since 37 CFR 1.291 does not require that the principal be identified."
    http://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/pac /mpep/document s/0841.htm#sect1901.01

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    1. Re:To file a Patent Protest... by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Any member of the public, including private persons, corporate entities, and government agencies, may file a protest under 37 CFR 1.291.

      Nice idea, but 1.291 reads:

      1.291 Protests by the public against pending applications.

      It's too late for this kind of action.

  11. How fun... by Crasoum · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The article also mentions patents about one click shoppign and name your price e-commerance... Who is to say slashdot couln't be sued for say.... using a image of a PDA?

    And yet another part of the article bothers me...

    Yet PanIP may not be simply going after low-hanging fruit. Some patent attorneys speculate that it may be looking to build a war chest to take on larger companies. It also may be looking for legal precedents for its patents-either decisions in court or a critical mass of settlements-that would bolster lawsuits against big E-commerce companies, such as Amazon.com Inc. or eBay Inc.

    It seems scarry how some coperation may potentially come after me, for me using a system I invest a mild amount of trust in, just because I -trust- the system. They coming after me, just so they can use me as a stepping stone to attack E-bay is even MORE frightening.

    And I was scared using my credit card online.... This may cause much worse damage.

  12. The whole legal system needs to be changed by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the United States, people currently can sue each other for any reason and any thing, and usually win, thanks to the corrupting influence of trial lawyers in Washington, DC.

    There is hope, however; tort reform is taking storm in many states, and it's preventing such frivolous lawsuits from taking place.

    If you don't want these small businesses to be persecuted, then drop the keyboard and write your state and federal Congressmen by snail-mail and demand that he or she fight in the Capitol for real, meaningful tort reform.

    Don't wait until tomorrow -- do it now!

    1. Re:The whole legal system needs to be changed by jeffy124 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem centers around "nothing to lose" cases, where the plantiff has nothing to lose by losing the lawsuit.

      In many countries (US is not one of them), if you sue someone and lose (or get caught under perjury or something), you must pay for the defendant's legal fees, and get opened up to counter-suits from the defendant. In the US, unfortunately, the plantiff can just walk away from a lost suit as if nothing happened, despite how much work (and money) a defendant can put in to defend himself. This is especially true for lawyers that hire themselves out on contingency.

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    2. Re:The whole legal system needs to be changed by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Tourt reform is sponsored by the mega corps to reduce consumers right to sue. ITs all about profit for them. At least that is Bush's version of it. Polluters love tourt reform since its expensive to prove that the pollants they discharge cause damage and to prove it would cost tens of millions of dollars. Insurance companies also love it because they can charge the same price for insurance and rake in more profits.

    3. Re:The whole legal system needs to be changed by broken_bones · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The idea of "nothing to lose lawsuits" is a double edged sword. On one hand if these suits are allowed then you have to worry about the possibility of having to defend against one. On the other hand if a losing plaintiff is liable for the legal fees of the defendant it provides a severe advantage to large corporations. No little guy in his right mind would ever sue a megacorporation if he had to pay said megacorporations legal fees in the event of a loss. Losing without incurring that liability is already a very expensive proposition.

      Personally I think the key to tort reform is to remove the profit insentive to lawsuits by diverting punative damages to education. This would mean that if you sue Huge-Mega-Corp for something and win you would collect actual damages (ie restitution, money to compensate you for what you actually lost/suffered). Any punative damages (punishment, the bazillion dollar sums that are supposed to say "don't do that again") awarded would go to an education trust used to buy books, computers, college scolarships etc. for your state.*

      *This is the first time I have ever floated this idea to anyone. If you see holes in it please respond so I can avoid looking like an idiot in the future.

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    4. Re: The whole legal system needs to be changed by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Interesting


      > On the other hand, modern consumer lawsuits are so random in application and award that rather than causing good behavior in large corporations, they instead create a climate of uncertainty which serves to sieze up the gears of capitalism through what amounts to a government mandated legal tax across the board, accomplishing little public good except the certain enrichment of the legal class and a lottery type system of enrichment of certain citizens through chance rather than meritorious conduct; structural reform may be impossible, therefore proposed tort reforms seek mainly to reduce the magnitude of the legal tax.

      Unfortunately, the only tort cases you ever hear about are the ones with apparently unfair verdicts and/or extreme penalties. Yeah, there are abuses, but I'm not convinced that they amount to more than a small fraction of all cases. Based on my experience with being called out for jury duty, there must be hundreds or even thousands of tort cases in court every day. And most of them are the result of one company suing another, not of some deadbeat playing the courtroom lottery.

      Also IMO there is a grave risk associated with capping tort payouts. If we put a cap of, say, $1,000,000 on wrongful deaths we'll end up with corporate accountants trading lives for profits in the most direct manner imaginable. (I suspect this already happens, but the uncertainty of the tort system presumably encourages companies to lean a bit toward caution in the calculation of the profits/lives ratio.)

      For instance, I was formerly associated with the petrochemical industry. OSHA had rules for red-tagging valves on pipes when someone's life would be forfeit if the valve were opened. There were still too many accidents, so OSHA wanted to insitute a lock-out on top of the tag-out, to make it physically impossible to open the valve when someone's life depended on it staying closed. The petrochemical industry fought the new rule tooth and nail. Ask yourself why the owners of a $500,000,000 plant wouldn't want a chain on a valve even to protect a human life.

      Tort reform is simply a way of saying "your life is worth less than our investment". IMO the reform we need is to institute criminal liability, not to reduce financial liability.

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    5. Re:The whole legal system needs to be changed by cybermage · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally I think the key to tort reform is to remove the profit insentive to lawsuits by diverting punative damages to education.

      A few of problems with that:

      First, as I see it, the truely disenfranchised (i.e., flat broke) victims of Huge-Mega-Corp's actions would not be able to attract lawyers willing to sue on purely contingency basis; and the lawyers who do so would be taking their cut out of the actual damages.

      Second, the flow of cash into an education fund like you describe would likely create a government agency to administer it. Give the government a source of money to play with and two things will happen: Much will be allocated as pork, and revenue will be sought to maintain the pork programs when the fund runs low.

      Third, restricting the punative damages to a single geographic area, if small enough, may give the tax payers who make up the jury a bias toward the plaintiff as it may reduce their school taxes.

      Instead, what might be better, would be a statuatory compensation rate for lawyers who are granted punative judgements (say 10%, up to $500/hour.) The jury could then allocate the balance of the punative judgement to government (local, state, or federal) and/or 501c3 charitable institutions suggested by the plaintiff(s). Obviously, the plaintiff's list would be submitted only after the jury reaches a verdict and determines the amount of the penalty.

    6. Re:The whole legal system needs to be changed by canadian_right · · Score: 5, Informative
      The loser should pay the winners legal fees to prevent abuse. It works great in Canada. We also have caps on punative damages. This means there NEVER billion dollar awards for pain and suffering. You can get back whatever is required to make up whtever loss your are suing for, plus reasonable damages (the cap is around $100,000). These two simple rules make silly lawsuits very rare up her in the Great White North.

      This in no way stops the little guy from suing - when he is in the right. It makes it easier because when he wins he has NO LEGAL BILLS to worry about. Of course, if you are sure you are going to win you think twice about starting, but that is a GOOD thing.

      Big coprs still try SLAPP suits, but many jurisdictions have anti-SLAPP legislation. All in all, this system works very well, not just in Canada, but in many countires whose law is based on English Common Law.

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    7. Re: The whole legal system needs to be changed by canadian_right · · Score: 3, Interesting
      In Canada there are laws that force companies to put chains on valves that would kill someone if opened. You would NOT be sued, you'd be going to jail if you did something like that as it would be a criminal matter. If companies are playing with lives where you live, you shouldn't be worrying about Tort reform, you should be pressing the government to pass some basic industrial safety regulations.

      Caps on punative damages help prevent 'lawsuit bingo'.

      All companies doing real risk analysis do have to put a price on human life. They never advertise the fact, but its the only way to do it properly.

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  13. The patent office is looking pretty stupid by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The whole idea of software patents is pretty dubious to begin with, but don't they have anyone who knows a thing about systems and software? It seems to me that anything claimed in these patents was nothing more than obvious applications of HTTP technology. Maybe CERN could have patented it all in the beginning, but they made it available to all of us, and some idiot is claiming he owns some piece of that.

    Seems to me that the solution is somewhat obvious, and implied in the article. It is likely that they will try to sue some of the big players with deep pockets if they can collect enough in settlements. Don't you think Amazon would be well served to help these little guys squash this thing in the first round before it gets any momentum.

    1. Re:The patent office is looking pretty stupid by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It seems to me that anything claimed in these patents was nothing more than obvious applications of HTTP technology. Maybe CERN could have patented it all in the beginning, but they made it available to all of us, and some idiot is claiming he owns some piece of that.

      For prior art see the Internet Shopping Network (now part of HSN) which was operating in '94, Also the UK Prestel system which operated in the early 80s.

      I don't doubt that we could have got a patent for HTTP, but it is only a more efficient transport than ftp. There used to be quite a few sites that used ftp to serve HTML.

      This type of extortion should be punished. In the UK you would be hit with a crippling legal bill for the defendant's costs if you lost so there is little point in filing vexatious patents. Also prior review means that the probability of getting a vexatious patent is much lower.

      The problem with the USPTO is that it speaks with a forked tongue. When it is justifying its racket it claims that a patent has to be 'novel', when justifying the actions of its franchisees it claims that their legal definition of 'novel' is 'anything at all, even something completely obvious'.

      Actually cases like these are the ones that might lead to reform. A corrupt senator bought by USPTO franchisees can ignore the complaints from the likes of Microsoft or slashdotters, but it is harder to ignore small business owners. And no, the judgemet against Microsoft on the disk compression patent was not any more justified than the present scam. What was being claimed there was not LZW but the idea of a compressed disk.

      Don't you think Amazon would be well served to help these little guys squash this thing in the first round before it gets any momentum.

      They have their own problems in this area, there are something like 2000 odd patent extortion scams going on and Amazon have their fair share.

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  14. Granted != Applied by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The patent office takes a while to actually grant a patent (not that I know how long this is, but probably several years).

    It boggles the mind to think about what kind of qualification process would keep letting through all sorts of patents that any semi-competent engineer would recognize as obvious and/or prior art. Maybe it is just easier to rubber stamp the applications so they can get to the bar early.

    1. Re:Granted != Applied by Moekandu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In a recent article (don't remember where, been getting kinda blogged down), it was stated that the USPTO has been "rubber stamping" between 30 and 40% of the patents submitted each year. The USPTO, of course, is very worried because it used to be between 60 and 70% yearly, and their budget is based on the number of patents awarded, not the number reviewed.

      That's the big one to email your Rep and Sen about. Get them to change the budget based on the work necessary (i.e. reviewing patent applications), not on the number of awarded.

      And for the other, those people who believe what is legal is therefore ethical, well. . . nerfbats. An army of properly wielded nerfbats would go a long way to 'splainin' things 'round here.

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  15. That's it. Call your Uncle Tony... by certron · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, Amazon.com, Buy.com, bn.com, and anyone else who wants in should set up a fund to hire someone to club the kneecaps of everyone involved in this stupid, stupid lawsuit. My usual style would be to hit them in the face with a frying pan, since it is almost impossible to misinterperet that action as anything other than sheer and utter revulsion and hate, but sometimes the frying pan just doesn't do the job.

    I mean, seriously. This is one of those 'just when you had accepted the fact that things couldn't get any more stupid or pointless, you were harshly proven wrong' things. I'm going to patent candy and beachballs and start collecting royalty payments from kids, those pathological users of unlicensed intellectual property... (No, don't even try and apply logic to that one. Trust me, don't.)

    I'm ready to put in $20 for the hitman. Who is with me? Hey, it worked for the blender source code.

    (OK, I'm not an evil person. I really just wish they would drop the lawsuits and grow a spine and some clue. That would be far preferable to having to spend money on a hitman. I mean, uh, I hope nothing bad happens to them. But I'll probably smirk if something does. No, wait... If the police ask, I had nothing to do with it. Yeah, that's the ticket...)

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  16. Patents suck by shnarez · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Why do we need to stifle innovation of the entire society by granting a patent to an interested party, when said party usually does not implement their `idea' but really waits for someone else to do the hard work just so that they can sue them later?

    Why even have patents? Call 'em trade secrets. If someone can figure out what you did and do it better, faster, cheaper, and easier, tough luck, it's their achievement.

  17. Legislation Needed by GuruJ · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It sounds like only Government legislation can fix these patent problems. Once people (and their lawyers) 'smell the money', the only way to prevent abuse is to close the loopholes.

    At a minimum, the government should legislate that the patent holder must prove there is a 'case to answer' before any defendents have to touch their wallets. Maybe small businesses should even be exempt from patent claims altogether.

    This whole thing reminds me of a recent set of high-profile cases where Australian local councils paid $100,000s for people tripping on a crack in the sidewalk!

    Once people figured out that it was generally cheaper for councils to pay them $10k to shut them up than to fight the claim, everyone jumped on the bandwagon, hoping for a 'lottery win' payout.

    The patent system will remain broken until the 'lottery win' mentality no longer applies.

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  18. Bad Patents = Easy Money by MrNybbles · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most (if not all) of these bad patents we have been reading about lately in the news have to do with human leaches trying to get money without working for it (the lawyers do all the work).

    It's easy. For patents just come up with some broad, utterly asinine idea that people have been doing long enough that people will not stop.

    This works for the same reason that sending a bill for $15 to a large business works; the company will pay the small fee because it is cheaper to do so than to investigate every questionable bill.

    With these bad patents, if the price is low enough then most companies will pay the licensing fee instead of the greater cost to fight it in court.

    The only solution that could work is getting the people working in the patent office a clue. How about some redundancy so it would take at least 3 people to review patent. That way if we can get at least one of those three to be a person who has common sence, problem solved!

    Or is this just wishful thinking?

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  19. How does he make a living? "I enforce my patents" by sssmashy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    PanIP's principal owner, Lawrence Lockwood, previously had filed suit against American Airlines in 1994, charging that the company's online reservation system infringed on other patents he holds. Lockwood lost that lawsuit, which went all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court

    This Lockwood guy sounds like a real pro. He's been at it for at least 10 years. He sniffs out broad new technological trends in business - the kind of thing you might read about in a Forbes article - and then cynically abuses the weakness of US Patent Law by patenting a vague expression of that trend. He never intends to produce anything with his "ideas"... he just slinks into his hole and waits for the real innovators to come along so he can extort money from them.

    He's going to lose any court case--that's almost a given--but in the meantime he's hoping that enough of his small, carefully picked victims cave in and throw him $30k, or at least a few grand to make him disappear.

    The key to wiping the smirk off his face is to make sure no more of his victims cave. Sure, lawyers aren't cheap, but the 30 companies have to realize that there is no way they can lose this disgusting and frivolous lawsuit, especially if they work together.

  20. Re:The patent office has looked stupid for years by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Yeah, I loved this quote from the article:

    The Patent Office is unequivocal. "All patents are presumed valid once they're issued," says Brigid Quinn, deputy director of public affairs.

    This would be funny if it wasn't true, but there decisions are legally binding until challenged, as you say.

    I was talking to a friend about a more libertarian or maybe even anarchistic legal system where the government wouldn't be the only entity with the legal standing to represent the public at large. I know, there could be real problems (like SLAPP style prosecutions for any law they can find on the books). He's really much more libertarian than me, since I think there really is a constructive role for government to play, if only they were effective and actually represented the people.

    He was telling me that there is a legal mechanism where you can try to force the state to take legal action. I forget the technical legal term, but it basically translates as "do your job", and he was telling me about an example (which I also forgot). Maybe the patent office can be sued under this framework, but you still have the basic catch 22 that they didn't do their job in the first place, so it will be difficult to enforce an effective remedy.

  21. What's scary, is if you read the actual patent... by raehl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What they REALLY patented was pretty much *ANY* database. It even looks like a series of labelled pictures in a word document would violate the patent as written.

    All it'll take is one person to take this to court to get the patents invalidated. They're atrocious.

  22. Re:Why not just take out a patent on ..... by Soko · · Score: 5, Funny

    A system for the disabling of logical, rational thought; a system that creates random decisions and has no method of control or accountability?

    Sorry. I really don't think you can patent the U.S. Patent Office itself.

    Soko

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  23. Re:The patent office has looked stupid for years by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was talking to a friend about a more libertarian or maybe even anarchistic legal system . . .I think there really is a constructive role for government to play, if only they were effective and actually represented the people. . .I forget the technical legal term. . . and he was telling me about an example (which I also forgot).

    Yeah, I like smoking weed with my friends too.

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  24. Well, kind of. by ubernostrum · · Score: 4, Informative
    A good friend of mine's dad works at the USPTO as a patent examiner...he's a very intelligent, well-read and well-rounded engineer. Unfortunately, due to budget constraints, when all the guys like him retire (and there arent many left even now), that's the end; they can get three or four cheap idiots fresh out of college with no experience for the salary a qualified examiner can command, and that's common practice for replacing an examiner.

    So please don't put all the blame on the patent examiners; while there are plenty of idiot examiners, a lot of this also has to do with bureaucracy's normal functioning: higher-ups trying to cut corners and save a buck.

  25. Re:Vague? - nah, just lame by wanton · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, I checked out the patents, they do use the word plurality, however :) ...

    They're retarded. Both require that the 'textual' and 'graphical' content of the site be from a 'CD-ROM' or 'optical device'. I know of very few sites that do this. Additionally, the first patent defines that the device which essentially serves contents require a device for displaying graphical content. I guess the patent doesn't take into affect that some people host their shiznit on boxes without a monitor.

    So, fear not the whores.
    (I hope the lawsuits backfire on that blasted company)

  26. Job Requirements for patent office by squared99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    what are the current job reqs for the patent office? Do they have different division? Meaning is there a patent division for internet technology, a patent division for genetic pateneting, etc?

    Decisions about patents are obviously being made by people who have no idea how these things work in their respective fields. Are they just checking the patent claims for grammer, and that all the checkbox's are filled in? We need people working there that actually have a vague idea of what is being patented. I dont understand how anyone semi tech-literate could allow these pass, hell I dont know how anyone literate could let these pass?

    Imagine if people start claiming necessary carpentry skills like 'the process of putting a a variety of small steel spikes in a piece of wood' - that'll cover hammering, screwing, etc. Or 'method of subdividing wood into smaller pieces.' - sawing.

    How is this any different?

    1. Re:Job Requirements for patent office by ProfBooty · · Score: 4, Informative

      there are general divisions for chemical, electrical, mechianical, biotech and business methods. from there, there are breakdowns into specific technologies, such as sporting equipment, telephones, tyres etc, nearly every catergory of invention.

      At least BS is requried, for some techonolgies, more is required for education/job experience.

      the people who work at the PTO probably know far more than you do about a specific technology. The problem is you have to read how the claims are written. The claims define the actual invention. If the law firm does a good search prior to filing a patent, they can word the claims so that the examiner can't find it. Likewise after a non-final rejection, the attorney can ammend the claims to not read on the art the examiner cited.

      "Imagine if people start claiming necessary carpentry skills like 'the process of putting a a variety of small steel spikes in a piece of wood' - that'll cover hammering, screwing, etc. Or 'method of subdividing wood into smaller pieces.' - sawing."

      The article poster only quoted the preamble, not the actual invention, so the slashdot article is misleading. Likewise the passage from the above poster is inaccurate. That is called the preamble and is not the actual invention. The actual invention portion of the claim would likely read something like this:

      1) A method if inserting small steel spikes in a piece of wood, wherein said wood is composed of pine. ETC with more and more detail AFTER the preamble portion

      I'm pretty tired of slashdot people, who are entirely uneducated in the patent process, critizing a process which they don't even fully understand.

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  27. PanIP targeting companies not in California? by richard-parker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The PanIP Defendants web site mentioned in the article has a list of the 50 companies that have so far been sued by PanIP. Interestingly, despite the large number of e-commerce companies in California, none of the defendants are located in California.

    Since the patent holder, PanIP, is located in San Diego the cases are taking place in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of California. Since all of the companies being targeted are small out-of-state companies they are unlikely to already have an established relationship with an attorney licensed to practice in California. I wonder if PanIP is specifically targeting companies that are not in California, perhaps on the theory that out-of-state companies will be more likely to settle when faced with having to litigate a case far from home?

  28. 25 pages? Amateurs! by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Biotech companies have been submitting patents of 140,000 pages in length. These may take some time to examine thoroughly.

    1. Re:25 pages? Amateurs! by jdiggans · · Score: 4, Informative

      For biotech patents on genes or proteins the USPTO requires you include a 'sequence listing' describing the sequence of the gene(s) or protein(s) you're patenting. This must be submitted in a very structured format that increases the vertical length of the submitted content by a great deal, especially for long sequences (so I imagine this 140k page application was a small app with a giant sequence listing trying to keep the claims as biologically broad as possible).

      The PTO has finally gotten wise to the act of including everything but the kitchen sink in a patent listing (as was the industry's habit a few years ago) and now charges on a per-page basis for patent submissions. This ensures that if a company files a 140k page patent, they really mean it and are willing to pay for it.

      One of the FEW good ideas out of the USPTO in a long time; let's hope there are others.
      -j

  29. Defendants love such language by werdna · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'd think any patent that uses phrases like "a variety of" is too vague.

    Vagueness such as this rarely helps the plaintiff. Consider Claim 1:

    1. A computerized system for selecting and ordering a variety of information, goods and services, which comprises


    Ordinarily, the preamble is not read into the claim, although it certainly can be in appropriate cases. But here --assuming, a bad assumption, that it actually serves as a claim limitation--, the addition of the words "a variety of" works to the detriment of the plaintiff. (Consider the fragment with those words deleted). In the absence of the language, the fragment is far broader, referring to all information, goods and services. With the language, which must be read to mean SOMETHING, a narrower set of possibilities is considered.

    Does it mean: more than one thing, where each thing is either information a good or service; more than one thing, and different things, where each thing in one of the categories; or more than one thing, with things in two or more of the categories? Answers are found in the spec, the prosecution history and elsewhere, and it is stuff like this that gives defendants a chance.
  30. Re:The patent office has looked stupid for years by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Informative

    I forget the technical legal term

    Writ of Mandate. aka Writ of Mandamus A court order to a government agency, including another court, to follow the law by correcting its prior actions or ceasing illegal acts.

    (BTW, IANAL, but more details can be found here in a legal dictionary)

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  31. prior art by dnight · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was implementing EDI 15-17 years ago.

  32. Re:Is Vend/Minivend prior art? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Informative

    IANAL - but IMHO there is prior art available that could turn these patents to where it belongs - /dev/null

    IANAL either, but I do hold 12 patents and know a little about what prior art is.

    Prior art simply is art that is in practice or was publically disclosed at the time the inventor claims he made the invention.

    The fact that MiniVend was released in 1995 probably does not qualify it as prior art. The PanIP patent was ISSUED in 1996. The invention (and prior art) must occur BEFORE the original filing date which is in this case in 1984.

    Unless you can come up with prior art in this time frame you aren't going to get anywhere.

    Now what is particularly interesting in this case is the long string of CIP's. It would be rather interesting to learn what the expiration date of this patent is - it may be relatively soon since one of CIP's issued as a patent.

  33. Re:Vague? - nah, just lame by gmack · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Optical device== Camera ?

    So I'm guessing they think the patent covers anyone who took pictures of their product and put them up on their website.

  34. Re:um hello did you read the patent it dates to 19 by zurab · · Score: 3, Informative

    the patent has an effective filing date of 1988!

    Eh? What patents are you looking at? Either you are a troll or you didn't check them yourself:

    Patent 5,576,951:
    Inventors: Lockwood; Lawrence B. (5935 Folsom Dr., La Jolla, CA 92037)
    Appl. No.: 210301
    Filed: March 16, 1994
    Patent date November 19, 1996.

    Patent 6,289,319:
    Inventors: Lockwood; Lawrence B. (5935 Folsom Dr., La Jolla, CA 92037)
    Appl. No.: 347270
    Filed: November 30, 1994,
    Patent date September 11, 2001.

    Where did you get the 1988? I am wondering if you are referring to the parent case text with abandoned applications that were referenced there? If so, the dates go back to 1984 and 1986. However, I am not aware of the rule that prior art has to pre-date any of the abandoned patent applications!