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Andrew_Cronin writes "This is a nice project that some one did at MIT on building some logic computation systems without using electrons.. So why not use water..."

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  1. Why not water? by packeteer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't anyone know? Water and computers dont mix. Make up yuour mind. You can either make fun of water-cooling OR make computers out of water.

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    1. Re:Why not water? by jjshoe · · Score: 3, Funny
      clean off your motherboard real good with rubbing alchol. (turn computer off, discharge all capacitators and DOUSE it with rubbing alchol) then what you do is get distilled water... and ofcourse you then poar that all over your computer whilest its running. i did this for a speach class. everyone was in shock... after the speach teacher yelled at me i was then given the only a.


      so what were you saying?

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    2. Re:Why not water? by packeteer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes i know that water doesn't conduct electricity. But most water cooling systems use water with addatives which cause them to conduct.

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    3. Re:Why not water? by Alien+Being · · Score: 3, Funny

      "i did this for a speach class"

      If it had been a writing class you would have been marked down a half grade ;-P

    4. Re:Why not water? by The+J+Kid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Water and computers dont mix

      You're right. Only Aqua and Macs mix.

      Oh wait....

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    5. Re:Why not water? by PEdelman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Water AND computers don't mix? I guess then its "You can either make fun of water-cooling XOR make computers out of water"

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    6. Re:Why not water? by Shelled · · Score: 2

      use pure alcohol. The rubbing version contains lanolin: good if you want to keep the motherboard baby smooth, bad if you want to keep it running.

    7. Re:Why not water? by packeteer · · Score: 2

      You obviously dont understand electricity. Hydrogen has one electron in orbital 1s^1. Oxygen has 1s^2 2s^2 3p^4 electrons. So When they combine to make water there are no free electrons to make a electric circuit. Any tap water will contain impurities which DO contain free elctrons and will cause it to conduct. This is why bath water conducts. If you pour alcohol on a computer part (while it is off) and wait for it to evaporate it will be very clean. Then if oyu pour pure water on it it wont conduct. If you dont clean it right the dirt and metals will corrode and cause it to conduct. If anything with an electron in it conducted than nothing would be an insulator. Even air has a little bit of conductive proporties because of its impure nature. If you get a high enough voltage in a space enough space air will conduct too.
      Also there are no H+ ions in water. For The hydrogen to connect to the Oxygen it must have one electron. If your hydrogen atom has lost its (-) electron than its not part of a water molecule.

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  2. MIT students?... by EvilCabbage · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. how long until we see a computer constructed using bong water?

    1. Re:MIT students?... by BitHive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you even know what a bong is?

    2. Re:MIT students?... by Foresto · · Score: 2, Funny

      "how long until we see a computer constructed using bong water?"

      Maybe you should ask Ellen Feiss... rumor has it she's been using one.

      (Apologies to my Mac friends.)
    3. Re:MIT students?... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      i remember the first time i saw that ad i practically yelled, "put down the bong and maybe you can figure out where your paper went"

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  3. Eat your heart out Mac fans! by fmaxwell · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's the real aqua!

  4. I can't resist... by srhuston · · Score: 5, Funny

    Brings new meaning to the term "Bit bucket"

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    1. Re:I can't resist... by srhuston · · Score: 2

      Where do you think I got the idea? :>

      The Advanced Dynamic Hydraulically-Operated Computer, complete with AD HOC software.

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  5. I got to see the pics before they get /.ed by PigeonGB · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think it is a cool concept. EMP wouldn't be such a problem. Lugging the thing to a LAN party would. Imagine having to carry Hinkley and Schmidt as well as the device.

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    1. Re:I got to see the pics before they get /.ed by Verteiron · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, it might not be that bad. Just drain it and put it in a box. Looks like most of the components are plastic, so it'll be pretty light. When you get to where you're going, just fill it from the tap.

      Instant computer... just add water!

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    2. Re:I got to see the pics before they get /.ed by tsa · · Score: 2

      Does anyone know what exactly happens during an EMP that destroys electronic equipment? Is it just heated to destruction or has it soemthing to do with the electrons in the semiconductors that get all messed up?

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    3. Re:I got to see the pics before they get /.ed by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      If I'm not mistaken, an EMP induces a large charge onto any kind of conductive surface. Tesla would probably have loved the idea as a way to transmit power, but it's kind of destructive to any modern electronics, with the charge frying delicate circuitry. A Faraday Cage will shield against it, though; the charge accumulates on the outer surface but penetrates no further.

      Scary factoid: Half a dozen high-end nukes detonated in LEO at various points over North America would, without directly killing anyone, put out enough of an EMP to send the whole continent back into the stone age.

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    4. Re:I got to see the pics before they get /.ed by kaiidth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      EMPs are basically just sudden extremely intense electromagnetic fields that appear and disappear, producing something like one nanosecond worth of electric field in whatever is within range. They're extremely 'dirty' - there's a large range of frequencies, which complicates things. The actual magnitude of the field isn't that great, less than your average lightning strike, but the problem is the rate at which the pulse occurs - which is much faster.

      Any conductor will pick up on this effect, like metal pipes, land lines, what have you, which naturally tends to destroy anything connected to said devices. Processors and such are particularly vulnerable to, as you say, heating to destruction, since the devices cannot dissipate the extra heat.

      You're pretty much right both ways, I think, in that overheating and 'messed up electrons' probably go hand in hand.

      Incidentally, this hearing suggests another effect of high-altitude nuclear bursts, which is to fill the Van Allen belt with radiation and thus destroy all the low-earth orbit satellites not specifically designed for a high - radiation environment.

  6. So... by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you overclock it, can it cool itself?

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    1. Re:So... by EvilCabbage · · Score: 5, Funny

      Probably not, but I bet you could steam rice with it.

  7. How are we going to cool the thing off? by jpt.d · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will we use electricity to cool it? Well water is a very effective cooler on electronics, so why not do it the reverse when your water is your 'electronics'?

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPppp pp pppppppppp

    YOUCH!!!!!

    DAMN ME!!!!! THAT !*!@# HURTS.

    Scratch that idea.

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    1. Re:How are we going to cool the thing off? by negativethirsty · · Score: 2, Funny

      better grab the patent on that while you still have time!

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  8. Without electronics... by wilburdg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He says without electronics, not without electrons... Last time I checked a molecule of water had, oh say about 10 electrons in it...

    1. Re:Without electronics... by wilburdg · · Score: 2

      Damn, I hate replying to my own post... Ok, ok, so he did say without electrons... But he meant without electronics... =)

    2. Re:Without electronics... by therealmoose · · Score: 2

      Try 10 (2 per hydrogen, 6 on the oxygen)

    3. Re:Without electronics... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

      Well, it's 10 but it's 1 on each hydrogen atom, 8 on the oxygen.

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    4. Re:Without electronics... by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Except, of course, that assertion involves simplifying assumptions, too.

      We could go as far as high school chemistry and decide that there are 2 core 1s electrons definitely associated with the oxygen, plus four more electrons that are part of lone pairs on the oxygen (probably also mostly belonging to the oxygen atom). Then there's four electrons involved in the two sigma bonds joining the oxygen to the hydrogen. Simplest story is that it shares two with each hydrogen.

      If we break out the molecular orbital theory, then it starts to get kind of messy. At the lowest level, we have a really ugly n-body problem. We can't solve the Schrodinger equation analytically for this case, so we're limited to approximate numeric solutions. (Technically, we should really account for relativistic effects and use the Dirac equation, but that's overkill for lightweight atoms like these.)

      Even then, solving for the wavefunctions by whatever method only gives us a probability that electrons will be located nearest a given atom. In principle, occasionally all 10 electrons could actually be closest to one of the protons, but you would have to wait a loooooong time for it to happen.

      Oh, yes--if I wanted to be picky, I could also mention that pure water will still undergo spontanous autoionization to form H+ (H3O+, actually) and OH- ions, containing the same number of electrons, but now the wrong number of protons...

      One more, then I'm done. Liquid water actually tends to get kind of clumpy. In the so-called 'flickering cluster' model, water molecules in the liquid phase form short-lived hydrogen bonded clumps containing several (or even several tens of) water molecules. These clumps have an electron count that depends (of course) on their size.

      Water is actually an incredibly interesting beast, chemically speaking. We take it for granted because it is ubiquitous, but there is a tremendous amount of very interesting stuff that it can do.

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    5. Re:Without electronics... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

      We don't need to solve Quantum Mechanics here. Water is uncharged, so the number of protons and electrons have to balance. All I was doing was counting the protons.

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    6. Re:Without electronics... by tunah · · Score: 2

      So, do you fish?

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  9. Someone drank it... by Lobsang · · Score: 3, Funny

    Either that or the Slashdot crew already crashed the "Water Computer". :))

    1. Re:Someone drank it... by llamalicious · · Score: 3, Funny

      mmm, no, sorry.

      Water-based computers do not crash, they Flush.
      As in: That's site's been /.'d, musta flushed the web server.

  10. My 0.02 Mesta... by 403Forbidden · · Score: 2, Redundant

    So why not use water..."

    Well, since the site is already slashdotted (only the title is showing up for me) i'll have to use all the power of my brain to guesstimate.

    Why not use water? The answer is simple really. If you can use such liquids to proform logical computations then it would be adventageous to use a liquid with a VERY high boiling point to prevent all your data from boiling off into steam...

    Hmmm... I can see it now "that data has to be uncompressed into steam, heat it up a bit."

  11. At least it won't... by netsharc · · Score: 2, Funny

    burst into flames after the slashdotting.

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  12. 10 electrons in H20 by zedge · · Score: 2, Informative

    So it is not exactly true that they
    are computing without electrons.

  13. The glass isn't half empty... by EvilAlien · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... its half full of beowulf clusters of water computing power.

    I couldn't resist, sorry.

    As we get closer and closer to microscoptic or at least very small computers, how long until the inevitable complex systems of neural nets combined with tiny computing devices self-organizes into something with capabilities outstripping an expert system... and into something like SkyNet in the Terminator movies?

    The self-organization of a complex system into a self-aware artificial intelligence is a chaos theory wet dream.

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  14. electrons vs. water by misterhaan · · Score: 2, Funny

    uh . . . this might be my fault. i told a bunch of people i tutored that electrons moved down a wire just like water moved down a pipe. it seemed to be the most effective analogy. but now someone has taken it too far!

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  15. But what about...? by msaulters · · Score: 2, Funny

    Very cool, but I gotta ask two questions... 1) how to implement other operation: OR, NOT, etc. and 2) It looks like he lets the excess water simply run off... no method for collection or recycling.

    Naturally, this brings to mind all sorts of jokes about computers that can finally REALLY do windows. Still, one wonders: What's so original about this? Who hasn't operated a steam-driven computer while playing Myst or Riven?

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    1. Re:But what about...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      how to implement other operation: OR, NOT

      Simple. The author gives XOR and AND gates, formed from joining two streams together, without and without a control. (See the article for details, I haven't taken the time to look into it very deeply).

      Anyways, XOR's function number is 0110. Split it in two, and you get "A(01) when B=0, NOT A(10) when B=1"--two unary gates formed a binary gate. Split AND's function, 0001, and you get "0 when B=0, A when B=1". Trust me, this is easier than it seems. The unary gates are: 00=0, 01=B, 10=NOT B, and 11=1. Now that we got that out of the way:

      • 0 XOR A = A
      • 1 XOR A = NOT A
      • 0 AND A = 0
      • 1 AND A = A

      None of those are useful except 1^A=!A. We need NOT to complete our library of functions too. Now we can combine it with other gates like so using Boolean Algebra:

      NOT(A XOR B) = A XNOR B
      NOT(A AND B) = NOT(A) OR NOT(B)DeMorgan's Law
      NOT(A AND NOT(B)) = NOT(A) OR NOT(NOT(B)) = NOT(A) OR B
      And now, ladies and gentlement, I present to you, The OR Gate:

      not(not(a) and not(b)) = not(not(a)) or not(not(b)) = a or b

      This is constructed from: 1 xor ((1 xor a) and (1 xor b)), and of course the 1 is simply a constant flowing stream of high-power water. And obviously, since NAND is a universal gate, this can be done like so:

      1 xor (a and b) = a nand b
      NAND can make any gate, including NOT, which is then combined as we saw above to form OR, NOR, XOR, XNOR, and even inhibitation and implication if you please.

      Did that answer your question?

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    2. Re:But what about...? by msaulters · · Score: 2

      Yes and No.

      Yes, I already had a basic grasp of how to do it.

      but

      No, I would like to see it done in one unit.

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    3. Re:But what about...? by Xzzy · · Score: 3, Informative

      > 1) how to implement other operation: OR, NOT,

      well, following on the system he started you can probably get the effect of OR or NOT by altering how the "computer" reacts to the outputs, using the existing gate.

      You could make an OR gate by wiring the two outputs together. Get water in either jet, and you get a 1. Put water in both jets and you get a 1. Put no water in either jet, you get a 0.

      A NOT is just as simple, except you need a constant jet feeding through the gate. No water in the other jet means a 0 converts to a 1, water in both jets dumps into waste and creates a 0.

      So there you have it.. by tweaking he inputs/outputs of the single existing gate you can create pretty much any conditional you desire.

  16. I just got the pictures... by 403Forbidden · · Score: 2

    Now that i see the project itself, a thought came to me...

    What if lego pulls a patent suit in order to only let children use them? Just think of all the tinkerers who will have to pay royalties in order to mount prototypes on legos... It's also quite funny to see a lego device hooked up with some tubes to this huge complex computer.

  17. Cool...but an old concept by dillon_rinker · · Score: 5, Informative

    Scientific American had an article about water-based logic gates and circuits some decades ago. IIRC, they even created circuits that had no electronic analogy. I can find no reference to this on the web - perhaps some other science geek with access to a complete collection could find it. I believe it was in the Amateur Scientist, but it's been about fifteen years since I read through the stacks of magazines in the cabinets of my chemistry classroom, so I could be mistaken.

    For a similar concept (ie, non-silicon machine logic) that I first read about in the pages of Scientific American, check out the Apraphulians here . For more info on this ancient race, Google is your friend.

    1. Re:Cool...but an old concept by friscolr · · Score: 5, Interesting
      In "The Way Things Work" (1988) David Macaulay also illustrates logic gates as plumbing in a building. It's on page 333 of the original book; the newer version even has an interesting rant about Bill Gates.

      i always liked old school water clocks.

      i seem to recall something about logic gates or some sort of logic being built out of matchboxes and beans. it played tictactoe, deciding the best move by plopping out a bean of a certain colour? i can remember neither the details nor the source.

    2. Re:Cool...but an old concept by FozzTexx · · Score: 2, Informative
      i seem to recall something about logic gates or some sort of logic being built out of matchboxes and beans. it played tictactoe, deciding the best move by plopping out a bean of a certain colour? i can remember neither the details nor the source.


      I've seen it in a book by Martin Gardner, the game was called Hexapawn. A quick search on google should turn up more details.
    3. Re:Cool...but an old concept by McCart42 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Speaking of logic, here's a October 1989 Scientific American article detailing the tinkertoy tic-tac-toe playing machine. Anybody want to make this out of these water logic components? Didn't think so... ;)

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    4. Re:Cool...but an old concept by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2

      I know a guy that builds machines with "air logic". I don't think it is that different of a concept, both are fluids, although one is liquid, the other gasseous.

      I think this air logic allowed him to run a machine in hazardous material atmospheres, where any risk of electrical components causing a spark was unacceptable. It was mostly for manufacturing and control.

    5. Re:Cool...but an old concept by anonymous+loser · · Score: 3, Informative

      The "apraphulian computer" article in 1988 was an April Fool's joke. A.K. Dewdney has a history of presenting interesting scientific concepts as fiction. You can find examples of this style of presentation in his book Planiverse as well as some of the earlier corewars articles in Scientific American IIRC.

    6. Re:Cool...but an old concept by martyb · · Score: 3, Interesting
      i seem to recall something about logic gates or some sort of logic being built out of matchboxes and beans. it played tictactoe, deciding the best move by plopping out a bean of a certain colour? i can remember neither the details nor the source.
      I've seen it in a book by Martin Gardner, the game was called Hexapawn. A quick search on google should turn up more details.
      Interesting! In short: it's an exhaustive search of all moves from black's perspective whereby all moves are initially possible and a loss causes the last move to be removed as a choice. I found the info here. There's more at the site including how to implement it programatically.

      Here's their explanation of the matchbox version of the game:

      Gardner's machine is implemented as a set of 24 matchboxes, one for each possible board position when it is Black's move. Each matchbox has pasted on it a drawing showing this board position, as well as all possible moves from that position, drawn in different colors. Inside each matchbox are several colored beads, one for each move on the top. When it is the machine's turn to move, the human operator finds the matchbox showing the current position, draws a bead at random from the matchbox, replaces it, and makes the move thus chosen. The machine learns from its losses: when it loses, the operator removes and discards the last bead drawn. This ensures that the machine will never lose in this way again.

      To keep this on topic: this game could be implemented with a water computer, too. Replace the matchboxes with different colored buckets of water. Instead of removing a bead for a loss, dump out the corresponding bucket.

      For a more enjoyable game, replace the buckets of water with shots of beer. =)

    7. Re:Cool...but an old concept by leshert · · Score: 2

      I don't know if it was factual or not, but such a beast was alluded to in the fiction book "The Adolescence of P-1".

  18. Interesting operations... by Speedy8 · · Score: 2

    I wonder if using water as a medium can allow it to do someoperations very efficiently, (at least in comparitive scale) operations like addition and subtraction might be accomplished through butting all of the water from cell one to cell two, or the greater then operations could involve wichever is heavier. I think it is an interesting way to look at the rudementury operations.

  19. In case of slashdotting by cascino · · Score: 2
  20. Very good by Istealmymusic · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I remember of Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, where when L.P.Waterhouse was walking amongst the beach at sundown, in a starlit avenue, and he drew lines in the sand. This was inspiration for barcodes, but that's beside the point. The point is Stephenson had the narrator narrate L.P.Waterhouse notice how the ocean is a Turing machine, it interacts with the sand, due to certain mathematical fluidity properties, to leave an indentation of predictable properties.

    I've considered water-based computation long ago, but hats off to this student for logic design and implementation. My idea was to have water push open another wate gate, much like a flow-controlled valve, allowing for a water-based transistor. Combine this with other transistors, and you can build virtually any gate--I take that back, any gate you want. XOR and AND are good choices, as with a XOR a you can get NOT, to make a NAND, and as we all know NAND is the Univesal Binary Gate.

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    1. Re:Very good by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      NAND is the Univesal Binary Gate.

      In principle, couldn't XOR be used to construct all the other gates as well? Who needs a NAND explicitly? You can make an AND from XORs. An as stated, you can also get a NOT from XORs.

      Yes, of course you can build up all the NANDs you need from XORs, and then use those composite gates to build the rest of the gates--but it's more efficient to skip the middle step of constructing the NANDs.

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    2. Re:Very good by twitter · · Score: 2
      good indeed. Sounds like basic hydraulic control circuits, easily implemented with hydraulic moving cylinder switches or AOV like diaphrams. Diapharm takes signal from flow to acuate further flow.

      First drill a small hole through your bar stock for flow. This is a restriction of flow so that your controler can work. Now drill a larger hole through the length of your bar stock that intersects and devides the smaller hole and hone it well. Now shove a machined cylinder with a hole into the larger hole. When you move the cylinder with the hole in it to line up with your flow path, you have an open switch. When the flow path is obstructed with the larger cylinder, you have a closed switch. The degree of obstruction determines the amount that flows. You, of course, will have to use O-rings on the cylinder and weep holes in the barstock the feed to a return to make this switch pratical. A spring is used to keep our cyliner in place and two diaphams or small hydraulic rams can be set up on either side to make an exclusive nor gate. A not gate would have only a spring and one diaphram. As you say, you can build any gate like this.

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    3. Re:Very good by Istealmymusic · · Score: 2
      If you show me how to make ANDs from XORs, I'd be impressed. Here are my findings, breakthroughs highlighted in bold:
      • 0 xor A=A
      • 1 xor A=not A
      • A xor A=1
      • not (A xor B) = A xnor B
      • 0 xnor A=not A
      • 1 xnor A=A
      • A xnor A=0

      That's all you can create from XOR. The unary NOT, unary buffer, and the useless unary constant functions--to my knowledge.

      I vaguely remember "proving" only NOR and NAND are universal gates in my childhood, but that has long since passed. What am I missing, perhaps an equation involving an XOR with NOT on one side, or usage of the oddball binary inhibitation and implication gates?

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    4. Re:Very good by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Okay, there may be a more efficient way to do this, but I just sketched something out.

      not(A xor {not[((not A) xor B) xor ((not B) xor A)]})

      I think is equivalent to A and B. (not A is just A xor 1, so I didn't write that explicitly.) There's probably a more efficient solution, and I have to go out this morning so I'm not absolutely certain of my notation above...translating whiteboard to Slashcomment is not my forte.

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    5. Re:Very good by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Dammit. I knew I shouldn't have rushed.

      I'm wrong; don't bother trying to check my work. Sigh. Making an AND out of XOR probably *is* impossible.

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    6. Re:Very good by kbielefe · · Score: 2
      A quick check of my digital logic design textbook verifies that NAND and NOR can be used to implement any logic circuit.

      NAND gates are used in TTL and CMOS circuits that are more common that ECL logic, which uses mainly NOR gates.

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  21. Who else tried this? by thekernel32 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I really remember seeing a documentary on how the russians tried using water logic for computations and got pretty good with it back in the 40's. Then again they did alot of cool stuff over in that part of the world. They actually managed to stick with 50's technology for 40 years. yay communism! I knew someone who had no more after the berlin wall came down just because his job was dependent upon the crappy stuff they made breaking down. Reliable products from the west caused alot of people to loose their jobs.

    I know it's an off topic rant, wanna give me some points for being interesting anyway?

    1. Re:Who else tried this? by drDugan · · Score: 3, Informative

      several years ago -- spring '95

      a water adder capable of adding 2 8 bit values

      LINK

  22. How is it cooled? by dstone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe you cool a water computer with silicon? ;-) Sorry.

  23. Bad water/slashdotting joke... by Cheetah86 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like we "flooded" the server...

  24. okay, maybe it's a stupid idea... by 7-Vodka · · Score: 5, Funny
    But the thought just came to me of using beer instead of water. That way you could make a beer computer! Who says beer makes you shite at math? you CAN get drunk and still do 4 bit additions :)

    Hell, take that thing on a pub crawl and have your beer do it's own calculations of how much tip you should leave as it's on it's way down to your stomach!

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    1. Re:okay, maybe it's a stupid idea... by 7-Vodka · · Score: 4, Funny

      But occifer, that's not a keg in the passenger seat. It's my laptop's battery pack!

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    2. Re:okay, maybe it's a stupid idea... by 7-Vodka · · Score: 2
      I'm sorry, was that a faux pas?

      Egg on my face.

      Karma: Eggcellent (mostly affected by moderation done to your comments)

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    3. Re:okay, maybe it's a stupid idea... by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Funny
      But the thought just came to me of using beer instead of water. That way you could make a beer computer! Who says beer makes you shite at math? you CAN get drunk and still do 4 bit additions :)

      The big problem is the head on the beer. Bubbles would probably affect the logic in unpredictable ways. In other words, if your computer got...um...sloshed, then it probably couldn't calculate a tip any better than you could.

      And God help you if you tried to do any serious math. You know what they say...Don't drink and derive. It applies to you and your computer, now.

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  25. Re:I plan to take it one step further.. by dr_dank · · Score: 2

    combine this water pc into my water bed!! Now I can be use my pc in bed without one of those crappy wireless keyboards!

    Nah, just build it into the toilet. Makes rebooting all that much more fun. Turn any public restroom into a beowulf cluster!

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  26. Obligatory by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 2

    So, a beowulf cluster could flood a city block if it was OCed and burned out....

    Now the guy can do basic logic, but this must be very slow. It is wonderfull seeing someone trying to educate people about computers. Most people have no idea what an XOR gate is, or a transistor for that matter. Well I wish him good luck.

    Please ignore above troll

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  27. Re:I plan to take it one step further.. by squarefish · · Score: 3, Funny

    computer, bed, only one thing missing...p0rn? you must be into watersports!

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  28. so many youngsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why logic gates? you can go straight to integration and computing outcomes of complex systems using water in analog circuit - some uk bunch did it back in the 50's or so for modelling the economy - and was used for such - and was still better at numerical answers for the problem until well into the 70's.

  29. Re:humm, reminds me of an old Dr. Who ep by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2

    The original Rollerball had one too. Don't remember it's name, but there was a main user interface of some kind that looked like a garganguan bubbling aquarium. None too reliable either; it misplaces the 14th century. "Ah well, only Dante and a few corrupt popes," as Ralph Richardson said at the time.

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  30. GEEEZ /. users are morons! by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 5, Informative

    How can people argue about this for so long!?!? If you really know nothing about chemistry, don't post about it.

    Oxygen is element 8. It has 8 electrons. 6 of them are valence elecrons (in the 2s and 2p orbitals) and 2 of them are "core" electrons in the 1s orbital. Only the valence electrons get drawn in those dot diagrams, that's why you can only see six on some sites.

    Hydrogen is element 1. It has 1 electron. This electron is in the 1s orbital.

    Water is H2O, where the 2 is subscript. It has 2 hydrogens and one oxygen, with polar-covalent bonds between them, so there are 2*1+1*8=10 electrons. Two of them are in oxygen's 1s orbital, four of them are in two of oxygen's four sp3 hybrid orbitals, and four of them are shared between hydrogen's 1s orbital and the other two of oxygen's sp3 hybrids (one orbital and two electrons for each hydrogen).

    Don't even get me started on sp3* anti-bonding pairs.

    Sorry for being inconsistent as to whether numbers should be spelled out.

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    1. Re:GEEEZ /. users are morons! by packeteer · · Score: 2

      You are right but it doesn't even matter if they can decide how many total there are. There are no orbitals with one free electron so it wont conduct.

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  31. Log gate implementation by matman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder if it would be possible to create such gates that function on water pressure changes. It's quite quick to propigate a wave through water. I'm talking about pressurizing water inside of the system, and then inducing shock waves from your inputs. Could you make gates that trigger on those pressure changes? You could probably get quite a few bps (by creating shock waves in the water) I wonder if you could just use plain old speakers to generate sound waves... I wonder what the attenuation characteristics of water are.

  32. Re:why not use air? by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Informative

    Probably the first "modern"computer, the Z1 (Germany, early 30's) used aluminum moving parts (!)but because of difficulties with these sort of parts, the Z2, Z3, Z4, and Z5 used electronic relays. (Z1 was destroyed by allied bombing).

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  33. another problem by merriam · · Score: 3, Informative

    a not gate: an xor gate with true -- ie a constant stream -- applied to one input

    an or gate: an and gate with not gates at each input and output -- or just join two streams with a simple junction

    A recycling system is easily added. A more fundamental problem is that the gates are passive: there is no amplification. You can use gravity, but with feedback some lines will have to go upwards and need a complex pump for each line. Also you may need a lot of height per stage.

    Fluid actuated valves would solve this problem, and would be more efficient. Only one pump would be needed -- as in electronics -- to provide the supply pressure. But in the simple case of a four-bit adder, it might be harder to make.

  34. Only digital water logic, why not analog too by obiwan2u · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Why not extend the metaphor...

    Inductance is the same as momentum. You could build a gadget that has a turbine in the water flow with a fly wheel attached. The gadget would resist water flow starting up, and would resist the water flow slowing down once it's moving. (same as an inductor fighting a change in current)

    Capacitance is the same as a flexible membrane across the pipe, which will transmit AC changes in pressure, but not DC.

    You could build a capacitor/inductor tuned circuit that either filters or passes certain frequency water waves

    Also, water transistors should be fun. A small flow or pressure of water controls a larger flow or pressure (in either an analog or digital fashion)

    It would be a way fun tool for teaching electronics.

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  35. Maximizing processing speed by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every time I try to overclock it, all the circuits freeze up.

    We're thinking of giving up on liquid nitrogen and trying liquid helium.

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  36. Old News. I was doing this when I was 7 years old! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    Note the logic gates.

    Many equations were solved with that fine machine.

  37. Looks like it would be faster with... by Alien+Being · · Score: 3, Funny

    better pipelining.

    1. Re:Looks like it would be faster with... by mh101 · · Score: 2, Funny

      and a 133 litre per second FSB...

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    2. Re:Looks like it would be faster with... by Alien+Being · · Score: 2

      266 double-pumped.

  38. Sheeeeesh. by The+Pi-Guy · · Score: 2

    Slashdotting and UFie-ing (This was selected as the UF link of the day today), both at once.. shame, shame...

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  39. Re:So tell me this... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    jumpin jeebus!

    whats a fella gotta do to get modded down around here?

    oh i know

    the fonts on my win2k box look great, and it needs no outlook killer - i got the real thing

    thank you

    oh yeah, tux is lame, and ellen feiss symbolizes all that is and ever was macintosh

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  40. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

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  41. Overclocking by jacobjyu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine overclocking this baby.. just hook it up to Hoover Dam and you'd be able to run Quake3 easy.. but then again, you better have a monitor with a water input.. and a keyboard and mouse with water out

  42. Re:This by Viking+Coder · · Score: 2

    "all kinds of things"

    Can you name some others? I've always enjoyed thinking about doing computing in weird forms.

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  43. gain by gargle · · Score: 2

    But there's no gain.

  44. a water adder by drDugan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a friend of mine in college (Aron) made a water adder capable of adding two 8-bit values -- all with water streams.

    LINK

  45. In the Boston Science museum by Flamesplash · · Score: 2, Informative

    As the article states this is currently on display in the main entrance to the Boston science museum. it looks really darn cool but it just sits there, no demonstrations or anything. I think they are afraid any actual usage will break the thing. :/

    Here's a better image of the contraption

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    1. Re:In the Boston Science museum by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 2
      I think they are afraid any actual usage will break the thing.

      If this is the thing I saw some time ago, and it appears to be, then the reason it is not used is very cool... It doesn't work anymore!

      You may ask, "How is that cool?" Well, it turns out that the through time the tension on the rubber bands changed and some of the wood warped subtly. The machine started to give incorrect answers. I guess that is the pre-computer equivalent of letting the magic smoke out.

  46. Actually in Russia by WetCat · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... water analog computers have been used since 1949... till mid 80-x for modelling differential equations.
    They were used for large-scale projects, such as modelling of water dams.

    1. Re:Actually in Russia by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Informative
      In the London science museum they have an analog water computer that represents the British economy. I believe it predates 1949. I am not sure how accurate a model it was, but it cant be much worse that the digital model they have now.

      Reseach shows the more higly qualified an economist is, the poorer his predictions!

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  47. Another Slashdot repeat? by Chagrin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Didn't we just have a different "font" article?

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  48. Yeah, they claim to have water computing now... by Mark+Garrett · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... but I bet that in a few months, it'll all just turn out to be vaporware.

  49. DNA Computer by Zoop · · Score: 2

    I remember reading an article (possibly in Scientific American or Science News) about making a DNA computer and using it to quickly solve the trip planning problem. It seemed a very cool hack but a long way from being practical.

    On the other hand the speed of molecular reactions and their ability for massive parallelity (is that a word?) sounds like it would hold promise for certain types of computers.

    This of course would leave Steve Jobs to insist that his MISC computers were much better even if they were a terahertz or so behind current Pentiums.

  50. Fluidic logic has been around for decades by Animats · · Score: 5, Informative
    Fluidic logic has been around since the 1960s. It's often used in industrial process control. It works for both air and liquids. Most industrial systems use air logic, but automatic transmissions often have fluidic logic running on hydraulic fluid.

    The MIT students didn't quite get it right. Their gadget doesn't seem to have gain. The key insight needed for fluidics is that a jet of fluid can be diverted with a smaller jet coming in from the side. This allows building a fluidic amplifier.

    Once you have an amplifier, you can do switches, gates, flip-flops, and other logic elements. Analog control systems, with fluidic sensors and amplifiers driving pneumatic or hydraulic cylinders, are also possible. When the inputs and outputs are pneumatic or hydraulic, it's often convenient if the control system is, too. Fluidic elements are very reliable, too - there are no moving parts except the working fluid.

    One wierd fluidic application is this kosher public address system.

  51. The Bay Model by bgspence · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Bay Model in Sausalio is a huge water based analog computer. Check it out at the army page or this VR view.

  52. This gives a whole new meaning... by root_42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to the term core dump!
    I wonder if this machine also has an overflow bit!?

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  53. Analog fluid calculators by haggar · · Score: 3, Informative

    (I say "calculators" because I think that computer is underrated).

    I have studied about these machines at Uni (I studied in eastern Europe): they use fluids and analog pseudo-circuits to create things like integrators, adders etc. and are capable of solving systems of differential equations in real time. This kind of equations is still a non-trivial problem for digital computers.

    However, with the advent of gigabit-clocked CPUs, these machines are definitely out. Their models are, sometimes, replicated in software, though.

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    1. Re:Analog fluid calculators by haggar · · Score: 2

      sorry, s/gigabit/gigahertz/

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  54. Water? Bah! Use cows! by richie2000 · · Score: 2
    I believe it was in the book Lord of the Files (William Golding would spin in his grave if he knew how many schoolkids misspell HIS book) that I read about a mad scientist building the game of Defender using cows milling through an intricate system of pens and gates spread out over several acres of farmland. The gates were wired and the inventor had an array of light bulbs as the display. You have a friend in the business, indeed. :-)

    Ohh, I just found another quote from the book that I once used in a software manual:

    Prestel screen-dump, ASCII string,
    Punched tape reader, Token Ring,
    Matrix output, raster scan,
    Printer sharing via LAN,
    Transputer network, thirty mips,
    Configured in the moonís eclipse.
    ROM-based firmware, network nodes,
    User-friendly input modes,
    Duplex transfer, RISC machine,
    Jump to user subroutine,
    Write it to a backup file,
    Press return, compile, compile!
    - Ray Girvan and Steve Jones
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  55. Water Computing -- Been There, Done That by el+bid · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hasn't anybody heard about the Phillips Machine, used for computing national economies?

    The BBC has just done a radio program on Bill Phillips' invention. You can still hear it on

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/science/electronicbr ai ns.shtml

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  56. Keynes by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The idea predates the electrical computer. In the 1930s John Maynard Keynes had a water computer that was used to construct a model of the British economy. The computer stretched over a large country mansion.

    Konrad Zues' Z1 and Z2 machines were built somewhat later but used many of the same ideas, only in a much more compact space.

    Of course now we will have a bunch of idiot libertarians blasting Keynes. However Keynes and his computer are the reason why Britain pulled out of the depression before the war while in the US depression turned to slump. The problem came when Keynsianism became an idelology after his death, the solution to every problem was deficit spending, just like today some idiots think that the solution to every problem (including a deficit) is tax cuts.

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  57. Water computers-useless information by panurge · · Score: 2
    An Australian once built a water analog computer to describe the Keynesian economic model (Republicans-don't ask) at, I believe, University College London. I think I heard recently it has been restored. Anyone know about this?

    Back in the early 80s, a colleague with aerodynamics experience built a device without mechanical handling parts for sorting pills based on fluidics. The inputs were amplified to the point at which they controlled air streams which moved the pills physically, the Bernouilli effect causing them to fly over the track like hard disk heads and so avoid contact damage, until a contrary air stream braked them as they landed in the output bins. The management got a demonstration, it worked perfectly, but guess who was first out the door when there were layoffs?

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  58. Everything old is new again... by tlambert · · Score: 2

    When I was a kid in school, one of the teachers found an old book on fluidic computing in the school library, and built a one bit adder, using stoppered flasks and glass and rubber tubing.

    Old Singer sewing machines had fluidic computers that they used for switching systems.

    Rocketdyne built a fluidic missile guidance system.

    The Russians used fluidic computers back in the late 40's, early 50's.

    Actually, if you do a patent search on "Alvin Snaper", you will find a number of fluidic computing patents (and the patent for the IBM Selectric ball).

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  59. Water logic and nuclear engineering by XNormal · · Score: 2

    I found an old book from the 50s about water logic on my father's bookshelf. He was an argriculture engineer that worked on advanced irrigation systems. I especially remember the flip-flops - they were actually simpler than the logic gates and consisted of a simple bifurcation of a water pipe. The water flow would tend to cling to one side or the other and could be flipped by a water pulse perpendicular to the flow.

    In the 50s, nuclear engineering was in vogue. Water logic was perceived as the ideal solution for the control logic of nuclear power plants. Electronic components would fail too quickly because of the intense radiation.

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  60. Re:Very good - Binary Logic Table by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

    > A xor A=1

    Might want to re-check your math. That should be zero.

    Here's a handy table to refer to which I've partially reproduced below, but in proper (ascending) binary order. You can do this enumeration to build truth tables for tertiary logic, and higher.

    Notes:
    1) Don't mind the table seperators - had to find some way to get around the /.'s gay lameness filter(s).
    2) To lazy to fill in the names for '?' ;-)


    A B | 0 N ? A ? B X R | r x b ? a ? n 1
    ----+ ================ ________________
    0 0 | 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 | 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
    0 1 | 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 | 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1
    1 0 | 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 | 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 1
    1 1 | 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 | 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1

    0 = Hardwired to false
    1 = Hardwired to true
    N = AND
    A = Value of A
    B = Value of B
    X = XOR
    R = OR

    And the negates in "reverse" order:
    r = NOR
    x = XNOR
    b = Negate B
    a = Negate A
    n = NAND

    Funny thing is, I first saw this table in one of my Logic books!

    This Electronic Truth Tables describes some of the un-named ones.

    Cheers

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