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SGI Introduces World's Densest Server

Twirlip of the Mists writes "Today SGI announced the Origin 3900 server, the world's densest computer. How dense? How about 16 MIPS R14000A processors and 32 GB of RAM in a 4-rack-unit 'superbrick,' for a grand total of 128 processors and 256 GB of RAM in a single rack. That makes the new machine the densest single-system-image computer in the world; it's even denser than most blade systems. Just for fun, the server also includes a whole bunch of 64-bit, 133 MHz PCI-X slots (from 11 up to hundreds and hundreds, depending on configuration). There's coverage of the announcement on ZDNet, CNET, and InfoWorld, as well as on SGI's own site."

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  1. necessary but not sufficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    that's the min system spec for Office 2005! start saving now..

  2. yeah, but .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Too bad it runs IRIX!

  3. System Requirements by Soporific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that the system requirement for the up and coming Doom III?

    ~S

    1. Re:System Requirements by akula1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It'll probably be about right by the time Duke Nukem Forever is released.

  4. Densest server? by digitalsushi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now where do we find the world's densest admin to run it?

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  5. evil Beowulf by 3Y3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every time somebody makes yet another Beowulf cluster joke/reference they make baby IT developer Jesus cry.

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  6. Now if only we could test it... by carlmenezes · · Score: 2, Funny

    with the Slashdot effect, we'd see how good those processors really are :)

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  7. Re:Is it such a good new? by pyr0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...and more on lessening heat dissipation..."

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't you want to *increase* heat dissipation?

  8. Re:SGI's Gettin' Some by pixelated77 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the last adjective ever applied to SGI is "cheap" :) They'll make Ferrari owners feel like part of the proletariat.

  9. Re:Just imagine a beowulf .... by jo42 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Query: What do you call a cluster of slashdot Linux geeks?

    Response: The boys that cried "Beowulf!".

  10. World's Densest Server by bstadil · · Score: 4, Funny
    Not true.

    This record goes to Emmanuel at the little bistro on Rue de Bach just off Blvd. St. Michel in Paris.

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  11. Dense? by The+J+Kid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stupid servers....getting denser all the time...

    ({:P for the {:P-impaired)

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  12. Hmmmm by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd still probably need a beowolf cluster of these things to run the future Quake 3 multiplayer server...

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  13. Favorite Quote by ProtoStar · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the ZD link:

    Procter & Gamble, for example, uses an SGI system to study the aerodynamics of Pringle's potato chips

    1. Re:Favorite Quote by ProtoStar · · Score: 2, Funny

      How long until they use a sgi system to determine the radation pattern of a pringles antenna?

  14. Inappropriate! by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Funny
    With a beowolf cluster of these...

    You'd have a core meltdown that's hotter and does more damage than most nuclear weapons.

    <ducks>

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  15. Re:Is it such a good new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're right. Because of irresponsible companies like SGI, rogue countries like Iraq can legally buy these "fission reaction igniters" and get away with it.

  16. Re:SGI's Gettin' Some by Sean+Johnson · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just wait for the technology to trickle down. You'll be able to get womething on par with this for $3000 in about, oh say......30 yrs.

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  17. World's Densest Server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That would be the blockhead who waited on me at McDonald's last night and couldn't get my order straight after four tries.

  18. Re:Don't Imagine a Beowulf Cluster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    It'd make a hell of a wall, though. Build your house out of these and you don't have to worry about the rising costs of heating this winter.

    I'd also like to mention that I enjoy Subway, despite their lack of 'piping hot grits' as a menu item, and give a shout out to the mods, my paint-huffing homeys keeping it real out there in Internet land.

  19. HEAT? by IEforLinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like this unit also would be the central heating unit for the office complex in which it resides.

  20. Cooling Fans = Wind Tunnel by Brigadier · · Score: 5, Funny


    Anyone see the large image of this thing. It has like 10 6" Wide cooling fans. Walking by this thing will be like walking by a turbine jet engine. I cant' wait for the readers digest " Sucked in to the Origin 3000 how I survived"

    http://www.sgi.com/cgi-bin/download.cgi?/newsroo m/ press_releases/2002/november/images/origin3900_1_j pg.zip

  21. Re:Is it such a good new? by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember eading an article on Slashdot some time ago on how processors were becoming so hot that at the current trend, they would be hotter than nuclear reactors by 2025.

    When I got up this morning, it was 59 F outside. Now, just after lunch, it's over 65 F. If this trend continues, it will be hot enough to melt lead outside by next spring!

    Beware statistical projections.

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  22. From the article by greenhide · · Score: 5, Funny

    A beefed-up system with 128 processors and 64MB of memory sells for $2.9 million.

    Imagine how much the version with 128 MB must cost!

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  23. Woah by teslatug · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice Rack!

  24. I'm certain ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... I had the world's densest server the other day when I simply tried to order a #3 meal at McDonalds. I just gave them the $0.02 after he put my $10 in the register - pretty much fried his brain trying to do the math.

  25. I'll say no by halfelven · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't worry, when the economy is in the shitter, there's always your regular three-letter agency to buy those supercomputers. ;-)

  26. Just how dense is it? by Admiral+Burrito · · Score: 5, Funny

    Client:
    GET / HTTP/1.1
    Host: densestserver.sgi.com

    Server:
    Um... What's that?

    Client:
    Do you not understand HTTP 1.1?

    Server:
    Of course I do...?

    Client:
    Well then,
    GET / HTTP/1.1
    Host: densestserver.sgi.com

    Server:
    Okay... Would you like that biggie-sized?

    Client:
    wtf?

    Server:
    Oh, you want a web page. Okay, I get it now.

    Client:
    Great. Now send it, please.

    Server:
    Send what?

    Client:
    *sigh* Nevermind.

    User:
    Huh? What does "500 Server Error: Server too dense" mean?

  27. I couldn't help myself...karma be damned! by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!