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Fanwing Planes?

waimate writes "Up until now, there's been fixed wing, or there's been rotating wing, and that's it. But now thanks to Patrick Peebles, there's an entirely new principle of flight called the Fanwing. Initially developed in secrecy and flown only at night, as reported in this Bulletin article this machine combines the many of the attributes of helicopters and conventional aircraft, but not by combining the worst aspects of both like the V-22 Osprey. The FanWing is a whole new way of getting off the ground, particularly suited to inner city applications. It's only downfall (he he) is that it lacks any ability to glide in the event of an engine outage. Includes videos of the prototype in action."

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  1. Now, with wings! by ellisDtrails · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will a dainty girl walking on the beach do the first commerical for this?

  2. multi-purpose by Bazman · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a bizarre-looking bird. Looks like it can be used to provide aircon in the hangers when its not flying.

    Baz

  3. Hold the phone by ekrout · · Score: 5, Funny

    The FanWing is a whole new way of getting off

    Jeeves, buy me a dozen!

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    1. Re:Hold the phone by HumanXX · · Score: 4, Funny
      I certianly wouldnt like to get off on that, those spinny flappy things look like they could do some serious damage. You may get one good night but there certainly would not be any more.

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  4. Flying Cars by Orclover · · Score: 5, Funny

    So affordable flying cars by next year then? We are a bit overdue.

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    1. Re:Flying Cars by i0chondriac · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh yeah. Quite nasty! Imagine getting top ended, bottom-swiped... etc. Double parking could become quadruple parking (or even worse!) The horror!

    2. Re:Flying Cars by andrew_0812 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know what you mean, but from what I have read, those currently developing flying cars (Moller, MACRO Industries, etc...) are all planning on haveing them computer controlled. Basically, you would enter a destination address (GPS or something), and the car would take you there.

      So, I guess I do not want to see flying cars until people learn how to program computers better than Microsoft. Nothing worse than being at 30,000 feet and having a General Protection Fault - Please shutdown and restart your flying car. If problem persists, please use parachute.

    3. Re:Flying Cars by puppetluva · · Score: 3, Funny

      Also, humans don't appear to have any innate flocking instinct.

      Tell that to the people who invested in Boo.com or Dan Kamen's Segway Human Transporter.

    4. Re:Flying Cars by machine+of+god · · Score: 2, Funny
      Also, humans don't appear to have any innate flocking instinct.

      My friend has a theory about birds and that. Basically any bird that did not have the flocking ability was quickly killed for being so damned annoying. You could see how it wouldn't take long for no birds without flocking ability to be left. I figure it could be the same for people. I mean seriously, they have psychic driving don't they? (look for the new jersey part)

  5. Re:A video? by HiQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    thousands of slashdotters their requests spawning
    this server
    flies
    no more

  6. Re:But is it scalable? by Seahawk · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it doesnt scale, we will just make a cluster of them instead!

  7. Their website was hosted at U. Twente by jalet · · Score: 4, Funny

    It seems their web server was in the same building than security.debian.org , because it too doesn't show any sign of life anymore.

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  8. As a former Rotary Wing Aviator... by GMontag · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Right to autorotate shall not be abridged!

    Otherwise it sounds cool, might get one for my ex-wife ;-)

  9. ornothopters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So that's how those things in Dune get invented. I guess we'll have to beware of the Harkonnen

    (Been a while since I read Dune, so don't whine about the spelling).

  10. Paddleboat? by VTg33k · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ha, it looks like someone took one of those Mississippi River paddleboat steamers and built an airplane around it...

  11. Hmmm by i0chondriac · · Score: 1, Funny

    I saw this kinda thing on Monster Garage. I wonder if this plane can mow lawns faster than Jesse James's wild ride.

  12. Inner City Applications? by Hairy_Potter · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the Fanwing is especially suited for inner city applications? I'm guessing it's all chromed up and has a CD player that goes boom boom boom boom da boom.

  13. Poorly named design. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Interesting. But they picked the wrong name for the design. It should be "Squirrel Cage Fan Wing".

  14. What a great idea by gabec · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... link directly to videos on some poor shmuck's site. Surely they'll be able to withstand the onslaught of /.'ers. Oh wait... :P

  15. And other modifications include... by fmaxwell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ironically, the first thing that they'll do is put a big wing on the back of it.

  16. I can see many shreaded pets from this. by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looking at the model and if it is intended for common man use. I can see Cats finding there ways into this and perhaps little adventrous kids getting into the wings (A great place to hide). And the wings seem to be placed rather high so it it tough for an adult to look into these. And the sound this would be made if it was parked under an oak tree.

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  17. Spaghetti twirler by bluesnowmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    "He's developed a batch of inventions - an electric fork for twirling spaghetti,..."

    I think that's sort of a "Hello World" for inventors.

  18. Re:autoratation by AlecC · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am no pilot, but I can give a view of autorotation. Basically, the rotor can work both ways - rotor turns and drives air, or air running through rotor turns it. So if the engine fails, you declutch the engine and keep the rotor turning as yo descend - fast but not too fast. You use the enerdy of your descent to keep the rotors turning, keeping the rotors on shallow pitch - which also slows your descent. As *just* the right moment, you put the rotors into steep pitch, which rapidly converts the kinetic energy of the rotors into lift - which kills your vertical speed just befor you hit the ground - you hope.

    Autorotaion is *much* hairier than gliding a plane, because you have to time things much more precisely, killing your descent at the right moment. But it is *much* better than the alternative (plummetting).

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  19. Re:Lacks any ability to glide by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your post crashed Xerces due to bad XML. You should have excaped that ampersand in "Copy & Paste."

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  20. Future insurance accident report by paiute · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was downtown, tooling along the sidewalk on my Segway, when this moron in a Fanwing who was trying to read email on his simputer crashed into me.

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  21. Re:Anton Flettner buys a lawn mower! by orthogonal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Place the cylinder on a table, and press down on it hard with 8 fingers.

    Eight fingers?!?? You have eight fingers?

    Bart?

  22. Re:Anton Flettner buys a lawn mower! by boatboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quick! Someone tell me first aid for a pen in my boss's eye!

  23. Re:Anton Flettner buys a lawn mower! by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 2, Funny
    Quick! Someone tell me first aid for a pen in my boss's eye!

    Well, that depends. If the eyeball has not been puncured, remove pen and flush with water. If the eyeball has been punctured, cover the other eye, strap boss down so he/she/it does not attempt to move or remove the pen, empty supply closet, charge a first class ticket to country of your choice on your boss's credit card, and get out of town. Oh, and call 911 from the airport.

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  24. My Granddad had one of these by FFFish · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... he used to mow his lawn with it. Rotary push-mower, I believe it was called.

    There's an amusing but morbid story of how he connected a B&O engine to the mower, and ended up flying over two counties and setting a new altitude record before running out of gas and thereby learning that the thing simply does not and, rather terminally, will not autorotate.

    Ol' Ms. Winslow's petunias were crushed when he hit the ground, and she went rather catatonic for several months, what with having been working on the begonias a few feet away when the old man splattered, but the story goes that they were prize-winners the following year.

    Within my own family, it led to an everlasting fear of lawnmowers. My grannie had her yard turned into a gravel Zen garden, and my father took it even a step further when he married and moved out of the home, choosing to encase the yard in a foot-thick pad of reinforced concrete painted a nasty, hinky green.

    I'm the renegade of the family, though, what with being several generations removed from this early air disaster, and have planted my own yard with low-growing, never-needs-mowing golf green fescue. It doesn't need trimming, and I've every opportunity to practice my putting.

    True story, all of it, I swear.

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    1. Re:My Granddad had one of these by machine+of+god · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two summers ago I washed windows for this really old guy. The guy had an astroturf backyard. I asked him about it because it was not solid at all in the middle and I didn't feel like being sucked into whatever people trap he had devised. Turns out when he bought the house, it had a pool. He did not want a house with a pool, so he had it filled with gravel. Not only that, but he went into this long explanation about how he didn't want the gravel trucks messing up his landscaping, so he paid to have it projected (?!) somehow over the fence from his driveway. Then the astroturf was the obvious next step I guess. Yeah, so there's your daily OT.

  25. Re:autoratation by srmalloy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Just gotta say that in anything that flies, boring is considered a good thing. Excitement can mean something is going very wrong.

    What most people do not understand about light aircraft is that the propellor does not actually provide any thrust; it is there to cool the pilot. This is easy to prove -- just watch how much the pilot starts to sweat if it stops.