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Human-Mouse Hybrids?
scientistguy writes "There is a remarkable story by Nicholas Wade in the early
morning edition of the New York Times about a discussion to create human-mouse
hybrid organisms. One of these techniques involves the introduction of genetically altered mouse embryonic stem (ES) cells (e.g. with
genes 'knocked-out' or replaced) into a developing mouse blactocyst to create progeny hybrid organisms. Typically, these progeny organisms are then bred to unaltered mice to see
if the genetic alteration has gone germline or is heritable. If heritable, mice can be bred and
animals which are homozygous for the altered gene can be phenotypically examined as long as the manipulation is not homozygous lethal or cause
sterility in a single copy state. Unless using
blastocysts from immunologically crippled mice, there would most likely be a recognition of non-self by murine immune cells not educated (which haven't seen during their development) to the human cells that would wipe them out. Nonetheless, it's amazing that it's
being contemplated due to the ethical implications of such an experiment. What if it were viable? What if there were more than just a few
human cells? Could it be sacrificed? ... or even experimented on further if part 'human'? Perhaps these
types of experiments are best relegated to little known, deserted islands far
away from the reaches of civilization (or perhaps regulation) ..."
What - like Australia ?
I can just see it now, what actor should be in this movie, perhaps it's all a coverup for a movie anyway, There will be just one man who can stop this army of 100,000 half human half mice (It will start out as 2, in a week, they will have multiplied)
Another new input device.
Why not just stick my mouse to my hand with superglue?
"I used to have that really cool,funny sig
What we do every night, Pinky.
And now once more in English please?
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Lets hear it for blastocysts!!
This is my sig. Its pathetic.
Not another Stuart Little, please. :(
My neighbor's
blactocyst to create progeny hybrid organisms
Good god! Don't you understand the implications though? If the digital tri-mode defrobulator gets out of sync with the anticalisthenticator, we could have some serious subdermal anamolous activity!
Open your eyes man!
(I just thought the sentence sounded funny the way it was strung together, even if I do have enough biology to know what a blastocyst is and to recognize when it's misspelled)
-- Truth goes out the door when rumor comes innuendo. -- Groucho Marx
Oh very freaking funny you insensitive clod!
An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
The next time you visit Disney World, don't pick on the guy in the costume. See what he has to endure?
When I read the headline I imagined someones arm tapering off into a abomination of electronics for the sole purpose of manipulation GUIs.
If this research continues, it might only take
1000 genetically altered monkees 10 years to create
the collective works of shakespeare. You probably
wouldn't have to lock them in a room either. They'd
of course be superior and have 3 asses.
The most important thing any republican needs to know.
Mephisto: Look at my lastest creation.. a 5-assed Mouse!
Kids: So?
Mephisto: Those are HUMAN asses!
Kids: Ooooh!
Don Bluth is so pround now.
You say things that offend me and I can deal with it. Can you?
This Human-Mouse hybrid sounds like a great advance in the computer interface design. At least it would remove one bottleneck. Soon we'll outquake even Dustpuppy (he uses a separate mouse).
Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
Isn't that how they made Fritz Hollings? By crossing a politician with Mickey Mouse?
Sentimentality is merely the Bank Holiday of cynicism.
- Oscar Wilde
I don't understand. Is there an English copy?
I shoved that into babelfish but it didn't come up with anything - no matter what language I selected...
Just compile Human Interface Device support as a module.
Signatures are for stupids.
the power of cheese.
those commercials would be alot better with talking mice.
I say go for it, we always need more commercials.
I consider myself open to scientific experimentation
That's pretty brave. I'm just an organ donor myself.
The most important thing any republican needs to know.
somehow I'm reminded of that scene in FOTR when Gandalf goes inside that hobbit hole...
One telling comment though:
He gave as an extreme example the possibility that a mouse making human sperm might accidentally be allowed to mate with a mouse that had made its eggs from human cells.
Hey baby, I'd like you to my parents, Squeeky and Whiskers.
This is left as an exercise for the reader.
Actually, that's just the movie book for this film.
They're creating an army of Mouse-men to take over the world. An army of millions that will scurry out of rural corn fields and take over America.
Fortunately I am almost finished designing a giant trap that will prey on the one weakness they neglected to genetically correct, Sweet, sweet, cheese.
I sawan episode of thundar the barbarian, they were called the goundlings. half man-half mice
This page was generated by a barrel of Human-Mouse Hybrids for sawilson.
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Come on now, everybody say it...
To take care of the human-mouse hybrids, they'll need to create some catgirls!
Everyone loves nekojin. ^_^
...do you left-click with one of these hybrids? Heck, are they two or three-button? PS/2 compatible, or just USB?
For that matter, do they have balls or are they purely optical?
(There go my karma points...)
Bruce Lane, KC7GR,
Blue Feather Technologies
what ever happened to wolves and panthers and bears and falcons and sharks? you know, all the COOL animals? why would anyone ever want to be weremouse?