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  1. Re:Why is this a surprise? on EA Spends 3x More On Marketing Than Development · · Score: 4, Funny

    You drive one car 9 miles in 9 minutes, but if you drive nine cars you'll drive 9 miles in one minute....simple

  2. Re:Are they FOSS hookers? on Nokia Leaks Phone With Full GNU/Linux Distribution · · Score: 1

    Open sores maybe....
    I know, I know ...its terrible

  3. Re:There are three points to consider on iPhone 3GS Is Number One In Japan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    c'mon guys this is funny

  4. Eclipse has shared editor functionality on Collaborative Software For Pair Programming? · · Score: 1

    Called Cola, part of the Eclipse Communication Framework
    http://wiki.eclipse.org/DocShare_Plugin

  5. Re:Balancing the clean air on China Races To Clean Up Olympic Air · · Score: 1

    Maybe if everyone in china jumped up and down all at once ...and farted at the same time...it would propel us further from the sun, easing global warming, easing photochemical smog...and possibly leave all the smog there is now behind us like a vapour trail...we should start preparing for this eventuality...I'm buying stock in Heinz Beans

  6. Re:Diebold Effect Persists on New Hampshire Primaries Follow-Up Analysis · · Score: 2, Funny

    As programmers I'm sure we all know what caused the error, and plenty of programming errors. I speak of the scourge of natural number orientated programmers everywhere, 0 based indexing. As is obvious from the NH results the machines simply swapped the votes for Hillary and Obama. Something like Obama=getVotes(1), Hillary =Votes-Obama... instead of Obama = getVotes(0) and Hillary=getVotes(1)...thats all it was...stupid lazy programmers goddammnit

  7. Re:A great idea on Company Aims To Patent Security Patches · · Score: 1

    User: I'm a US legislator, what god damn law?

  8. A great idea on Company Aims To Patent Security Patches · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I for one think this is a great idea. Nothing will speed up software patent reform faster than when companies are unable to fix bugs in their products without paying. On the flip side should they succeed with this companies may see better quality control leading to increased savings in the long run, giving us all stable software from the get go. It's win-win, race to the bottom I say, make haste.

  9. Re:And one of those is on No Wine for Dell Ubuntu Users, Says Shuttleworth · · Score: 2, Informative

    Will they block this website too?

    http://www.winehq.org/site/download-deb

  10. Re:I dont get it? on AppleTV Becomes OSX Workstation · · Score: 1

    They should say you won't find it in the unseedy legitimate overbelly, comprising about 0.0001% of the internet belly.

  11. Re:Easiest or not on Ulteo, The New 'World's Easiest Linux' · · Score: 1

    Ulteo Sirius Alpha 1?
    With a name like that their target market just halved.

  12. Re:Citizens of USA called Americans on Billion Dollar Handout To Upgrade TVs · · Score: 1

    Man I wanna move to California

  13. Re:Shome mishtake shurely? on Mobile Carriers Cry "Less Operating Systems" · · Score: 5, Funny

    $ less operating systems
    operating: No such file or directory
    systems: No such file or directory

    Cygwin doesn't like it either.

  14. Re:Inefficient use of human body on Using Gym Rats' Body Power to Generate Electricity · · Score: 1

    The initial cost is always high for a new product and one off prototypes. Also they actually the stuff as an afterthought to already built gym equipment. If the gym's parent company wanted to roll it out then it wouldn't cost the same each time, it would be more efficient as they'd buy purpose built machines that maximise the energy generated and with economies of scale the price would continue to drop while the grid energy prices and oil prices will continue to rise.

  15. Re:Clever marketing scheme on AMD A Ripe Target For Buyout? · · Score: 1

    MIB daamit....the men in black

  16. Re:it's not fair on Google Summer of Code Program Overhauled · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Not every country requires going into debt for the rest of your life for a college education like america does.

  17. Re:Welcome on SETI Finally Finds Something · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia netcraft denies you are not dying

  18. Re:Shows cannot be downloaded from YouTube? on BBC and YouTube Deal in the Works? · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first rule of YouTube-dl is that you do not talk about youtube-dl, G*ddamnit.

  19. Re:Vista as Martin the depressive robot on 4 GB May Be Vista's RAM Sweet Spot · · Score: 1

    They can copy the IIS code from here:
    http://www.scintilla.utwente.nl/asdfhjkl

  20. Re:So...all potatoes are bad? on Suppressed Report Shows Cancer Link to GM Potatoes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you put that documentary on YouTuber

  21. but who is he? on Groklaw No Front for IBM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I heard tell Stephen J. Vaughan-Nichols was a front for the front for IBM, so we are back where we started.

  22. Re:Please fix summary on Linux To Power Super Router · · Score: 1

    Yes it was your banging I heard, there was no one at the door, I swear..and my earlier comment about messages encoded as bad spelling and grammar was just a joke and should not be taken seriously. Hlep HLeP dey Is gone to kLil me.

  23. Re:Please fix summary on Linux To Power Super Router · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they are calling anyone who cares a SO fo, which is a little like MO fo , except son instead of mother. I dunno maybe it's a secret code masquerading as bad spelling/grammar. Maybe they all were over the years, who knows what sensitive information slashdot and supposedly random "commenters" have been secretly releasing to the enemy under the guise of bad spelling and grammar while simultaneously employing subterfuge by periodically posting stories about the declining education of the children in U.S schools. Just a sec there's someone at the door

  24. Re:I think many are missing the point on Measure Anything with a Camera and Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    She better hope she didn't photocopy the sticker up 200% first.

  25. Re:How bad was it? on Dreamworks Dumps Wallace and Gromit · · Score: 1, Funny

    whooooooooooooooosh!!!!!!!