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British To Release UFO Files
Sean Stidman writes "Looks like the Brits are planning to release their secret files on many UFO sightings, including the famous Rendlesham Forest incident. These files should be ready for download by the end of this week, which I guess means by tomorrow. Are their servers going to be able to handle the load?"
"Are their servers going to be able to handle the load?"
/. editors can refrain from duplicating this story tomorrow then nobody will remember the link.
If the
Bill Gates' birthday video will be available by the end of this week...
Are their servers going to be able to handle the load? No.
What they will finally admit that the royal family is actually from some distant star system? I knew it!
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That "famous Rendlesham Forest incident" wasn't that the one with the UFO with the mysterious blue/red flashing lights. And with the red(!) flashing lighthouse a couple of clics away? :-)
Supposed the be the British "area 51", says a lot 'bout UFO loons
Do you think for a second that the NSA and the Alien Studies Administration (a secret, classified offshoot of the CIA) will ever let this come to light and compromise the Roswell coverup and numerous other incidents throughout the decades that have helped the government implant thought-tracking devices in the heads of key international figures in exchange for allowing the aliens to abduct a fixed quota of non-desirable citizens each year? Fat fucking chance! They are still out there, in their black helicopters and UFO-saucers, aiming their laser rifles at all the fuckers who think they have them beat. I can block their radiation brain wave modifiers with a special metal I concocted in my basement.
I can't prolong this transmission because they are getting a fix on my location. Please, please, listen to me and believe me when I say that you need to steal this for the short time it is up before THEY realize it is there. Fight the power!
--sdem
I'm British and I have absolutely no idea what you mean by "redacted out".
In other news, London is covered in fog all the time, it never gets hot in the UK, and Sherlock Holmes is close to catching Jack the Ripper.
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Are their servers going to be able to handle the load?
only if it's an x-fileserver.
Letting the Americans have one last turkey feast before announcing the alien invasion.
Shortly followed by the next UFO sighting of their server flying out of the server rooms window in pain and anguish. Actually what am I saying, when the hell was the last time you heard of a server room with a window, let alone enough people paying any attention to it at all to notify of a new UFO sighting.
The aliens land,
taking all the hot women.
Slashdotters are greived.
You think that I'm crazy, you should see this guy!
I believe it's not just other countries that have UFO-coverup stories; other planets have them, too.
- This side of the river is intentionally left bank.
Hey, two out of three isn't bad
*ducks*
"Don't you mean: The truth is out there, ol' chap!"
Drop the stereotype and walk away slowly, with your hands behind your head!
Andyboy_H
But why do these bystanders always live in trailer parks?
You think that I'm crazy, you should see this guy!
the release will consist of ...
- footage of brightly coloured aliens with CRT screens embedded in abdominal area
- chemical analysis of 'moon' wenslydale
- a police box
When I was a kid I overheard my dad talking about how my mom was applying for citizenship because she was an alien. Of course when I heard "alien" I assumed the outer space kind (or as I said back then, "out of space") because I had no knowledge of the foreign kind. The next day at school I told everyone I knew that she was an alien, it went over quite well. :)
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but were successfully repelled by the local cuisine.
Cake or Death? Cake Please!
umm, where's the new content?
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release from British Freedom of Information Act excerpt: "According to witnesses ---- ------ ----- there ------- ---- --- are --- ---- ---- -- no ---- such ---- ---- -- thing ---- as ----- ----- -- UFOs.
A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.
That's why they want to invade Iraq. Saddam Hussein is an alien.
if the ufo aliens post their story about earth on the intergalactic equivalent of slashdot, will earth be slashdotted by hundreds of millions of ufo's?
Are their servers going to be able to handle the load?
Of course. They all run on advanced alien technology.
The second they release their files, people are going to be reporting sightings of strange lights from where the server room used to be...
boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse
[b]2008[/b]: Aliens land on Earth. People of all races give up their petty bickering and fighting among and with each other and unite together in harmony to fight off the hostile Aliens.
[b]2010[/b]: The Aliens from outer space have been beaten. The few remaining aliens jump in their spaceships and take off, vowing never to return. All of humanity rejoices over their united victory.
[b]2011[/b]: Most of humanity returns to their petty nature, choosing to bicker and find problems with those who look different, act different, etc. Humans fight humans again and the whole ball of dung starts rolling again.
Grievance for women?
Only on one condition:
Natalie Portman.