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Linux Kernel 2.4.20 Released

punkmac writes "It's that time again to do the thing we all love to do, compile your shiny new kernel. This time its 2.4.20. The changelog can be found at the usual places, and please use a mirror for all your downloads"

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  1. first compile... by jaunty · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...already downloaded, and already compiled. With 2 minutes of testing, I can garantee that this is the best one ever...

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    1. Re:first compile... by dzym · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because the first 19 releases of the 2.4 kernel panicked within the first minute and a half, I suppose. :)

  2. Haiku by bobtheprophet · · Score: 4, Funny

    As snow is falling
    A new kernel is released.
    Truly, it is good.

    A tree, bare of leaves.
    A kernel, being released.
    Note nature tie-in.

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    1. Re:Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      a haiku poster
      thinks he's cool as the fall wind
      but he's a loser

    2. Re:Haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I think your post has
      Homosexuality
      Written all over

    3. Re:Haiku by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Care to make it three?

      No you stupid fool
      You're an insensitve clod
      I have no humor

  3. for all new users to linux... by fredopalus · · Score: 4, Funny

    This may be the latest you've been up on thanksgiving.

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  4. Re:Decisions, Decisions... by The+Pi-Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    What makes you think they won't post it?

    *ducks*

    *counts to 20, formkeys formkeys formkeeeys*

  5. When's the duplicate show up? by Flamesplash · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm this isn't that interesting, I think I'll just wait around for the duplicate article post, maybe it'll be more interesting. ;)

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  6. great! by ozzmosis · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll smoke a bowl for its release!

    1. Re:great! by zumbojo · · Score: 5, Funny

      "It's that time again to do the thing we all love to do, compile your shiny new kernel."

      *takes long drag*

      WHOOOOOOA. that kernel is shiny.

  7. Re:who cares? by ActiveSX · · Score: 5, Funny

    you can do what I'm about to do and change my /. settings to ignore kernel stuff.

    Now, how exactly am I going to change your settings?

  8. Re: Be kind to kernel.org by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > Dont download it now if you dont need it. there are peopel waiting to use those servers.

    No problem, we can listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony a few times while we wait.

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  9. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There's a guy in the duplicate story saying THAT was a duplicate! And in the duplicate duplicate, there's ANOTHER guy saying it's a duplicate. That's a lot of duplicates!

  10. Secret l33t update hints by Ost99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    #!/bin/sh
    #
    #####
    #
    # Linux Update
    # *Almost* as dangerous as
    # Windows update
    #
    sudo /usr/bin/apt-get -qq update
    sudo /usr/bin/apt-get -qq -y upgrade

    # Save file in /usr/local/bin
    # chmod o+x filename
    # Create link on desktop
    # Name link Linux update
    # You now have the ability to upgrade your system
    # with *no* way of controlling what gets put
    # there! Just as with windows!

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  11. Re:small VM updates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is this using a Linus definition of small, or a normal definition of small?

    It's small because part (3/5) contains all the code.

  12. Repeat! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny
    Timothy, haven't you learned your lesson and started paying attention to what you're posting already? I mean, you've already done this today and--

    Wait a sec...

    Oh sorry, I guess I was developing a reflex action.

    </humour>

    1. Re:Repeat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      American English is akin to Microsoft English. Take a published standard and alter it ever so slightly, but annoyingly, so that documents (applications) have to be rewritten.

      I know, I know... Score -1 (Anti-US post)

  13. Its a dupe... by ngkabra · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know what the slashdot editors are on today. This has already been covered here and here and here.

    Wait a minute. Do those funny little numbers after the name actually mean something? Oh well, nevermind.

    1. Re:Its a dupe... by sean23007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually no, it's all pretty much the same. At least it might as well be, from the discussions...

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  14. I can't find it! by m00nun1t · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where can I download the windows version?

  15. No more printers on fire? by xercist · · Score: 5, Funny

    just reading through the changelog...


    Alan Cox (alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk):
    ...

    * replace end user confusing "on fire" joke with real info
    ...


    We've just lost the best part of our kernel!

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  16. How is this impressive? by 7-Vodka · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've released a total of 0 kernels so far and I intend to release a total of 0 more kernels for the next many many months to come. By your rating Linus' got nothin on me :)

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  17. use the mirrors to download the changelog by mansoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    With changes such as "fixed typo in whatever.c" or "It didn't compile because a semicolon was missing, so I added it", we'll soon need to create ISO images for the changelogs...

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    Engage!

  18. It works! by chrysalis · · Score: 4, Funny

    This kernel perfectly works. I just installed it and it didn't cra

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    1. Re:It works! by supergiovane · · Score: 2, Funny
      Next time try OpenBSD, it's the most sta

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  19. The great thing about open source: by achurch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a patch to put it back.

  20. Can't resist... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Funny
    Who is this Colonel Panic, and what's he doing on my computer?

  21. Windows compatible now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    o drivers/net/eepro100.c: simplify wait_for_cmd_done(), better errors