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An anonymous reader writes "Amit Asaravala over at Wired News has an interesting article up about the tree-sitters in Humboldt County. Apparently a bunch of tech activists from the Indymedia Center are setting the tree-sitters up with an 802.11b network so that they can blog about all the logging going on up there. Seems like a pretty interesting way to use technology to help the environment, which isn't something you see everyday."

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  1. Ummmm.. Contradiction by AriesGeek · · Score: 1, Troll

    I thought people like that were anti-technology. I guess they're afraid of burning fossil fules or something, I don't know. But why would they want Internet access if they don't like technology?

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    Insert offensive troll-style sig here. Please mod or respond appropriately.
  2. Re:Pray for High Winds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    PELT HANDLlNG FOR PROFlT

    BEAVER PELT HANDLING

    Nick Anderson Agent

    REMOVlNG BEAVERS FROM TRAPS

    Beaver should be removed from traps carefully, so not to damage the pelt. When trapping in winter, extra care must be taken. Remove the beaver from the trap as soon as it is out of the water, so it does not freeze to the metal. Be especially cautious where the water is shallow and the fur may have frozen to the ice. If the beaver should become frozen in the trap, allow it to
    thaw before attempting removal. Never put a wet animal on or against anything to which it might freeze.

    If the fur is dirty, wash the beaver in water. In winter, rub the animal in loose snow to clean and dry it. The snow will absorb extra moisture so that the fur does not freeze. Next, it is best to place the beaver in a burlap or feed type bag. This will prevent it from freezing to your truck or the type of equipment you are using.

    SKlNNlNG THE BEAVER

    Skinning the "open" pelt is much different than skinning the "cased" pelt. By this method, the animal is laid on its back on a clean place. With the beaver, the feet and tail are first cut off.

    Cutting these parts from the beaver is not difficult but there is an easy way. On the tail at the first fringe of fur, there is a flat joint. This joint is about 1/4 inch into the fringe of fur. A little practice will make this joint easy to find and the tail can be cut off with one slice of the knife across the flat joint. Very close to the fringe of fur above the feet on the front legs is another joint. This joint can be felt with the finger and thumb and one cut across the joint with a sharp knife will sever the foot.

    To cut off the hind foot, first, bend the foot forward towards the belly of the beaver, bending it fully forward at the heel. With the foot held this way, cut across the cords at the back of the foot and keep cutting all around the foot with it still bent forward. A snap sideways after this cut is finished will usually break the foot free from the leg.

    The next step is to slit the pelt from the chin to the tail on the belly side and in a straight line (see Figure I). The pelt is then skinned back one side at a time to the back. When the legs are reached, do not slit them open but pull them through, pulling the hide off the way you would take off a sock. Be careful with the skinning knife around the leg because the skin is easily cut in these tender places. Skin carefully the head. Cut the ear off close to the skull. Skin around the eyes and nose and the pelt is free from the carcass.

    Beaver castors, on both male and female, are found on each side and just forward of the vent. These should be removed carefully with a knife or pulled free with the thumb and finger so the sacks are not broken, which would let the oil run out. They should be tied at the cords and hung until dry. The more care used in removing and drying, the more castors are worth. They are used in making scents and perfumes.

    THE DRYlNG BOARD

    The drying boards are made from a single sheet of 4'x8'x3/4" plywood. Cut the sheet into three pieces measuring 32"x48". The drying board should be marked as shown. This is done on both sides of the board, giving you six stretching surfaces from one sheet of plywood.

    The pattern template are available at no cost at Fur Harvesters Auction. Choose the line appropriate to the length of the pelt, and falten the head and tail to the drying board with the fur side down. The nails which are used to attach the pelt should extend at least I" above the pelt so that when the nailing of the pelt is complete, it can be raised off the board. This allows the air to circulate between the fur and the board (2" common nails work well). Place one nail behind the nose and one at the tail, and one at the mid-length on each side of the pelt.

    IMPORTANT: The lines on the board should only be used as a guide to give you a consistent uniform shape. Using a tape measure, measure from the nail at the nose to the tail. Add this to the width measurement. The sum of the two will give you your GREEN size. Refer to size chart:

    SlZlNG OVAL SHAPE O XXXL I XXL 2 XL 3 LGE 4 LM 5 MED 6 SMALL 7 CUB
    70" & over 65"to 70" 60" to 65" 55" to 60" 51" to 55" 47" to 51" 42" to 47" Under 42"

    This is where the trapper makes or loses money depending on how he or she boards the pelt. Always board the pelt 2" to 3" above the size tariff suited to the size of the pelt. The skin boarded at 61" GREEN, if it can be boarded 2" larger and still remain loose on the board would remain in the XL category. Two beaver of exactly the same quality when boarded differently can easily sell for a $5 - $10 difference.

    Always remember a freshly boarded beaver will almost always shrink 2 to 3 inches during the drying process. Both pelts will fall into the large category but the grade of the two could be guite different. An example of this based on December 1995' sale would be as follows:

    SHEARABLE GRADES:Size 3 (LGE) lPTll B $40.00
    Size 3 (LGE) I&II HVY B $34.00
    Size 3 (LGE) I-II SEMI B $24.00

    NON-SHEARABLE GRADES: Size 3 (LGE) I-II FLAT B $17.00

    The 56 inch beaver will have a far better chance of falling into one of the shearable grades as would the one at 59 inches, By boarding your beaver pelt pro trapper will be getting the best quality grade possible.

    YOU WILL RECEIVE FAR MORE SHEARABLE GRADES BY BOARDING YOUR BEAVER LOOSELY THAN, THE PERSON WHO STRETCHES IT TIGHT: HE MAY GAIN IN SIZE, BUT THE MARKET IS DEMANDING A SHEARABLE PRODUCT:

    Once you have determined your size, continue to nail the top half of the pelt to the board. Space the nails about 3/4" apart. When the top half is completed, continue to place nails at the same intervals along the bottom half of the pelt, until it has an even sided shape that follows the pattern on the board. This will help prevent over stretching which reduces the density of the fur and lessens its value.

    The leg holes should not be left open because they give the pelt a rough appearance. It is preferred to sew the leg holes, but nailing them closed is also acceptable. After the leg holes have been closed, wash the leather lightly with water and rome paper towel or cloth. This will remove blood stains and light grease. The leather will take on a creamy whitish appearance. Next, lift the pelt up off the nails so the air can circulate under the skin.

    Many trappers who use boards prefer to do the fleshing after the pelt has been tacked to the board! This should be done before the leg holes are closed.

    DRYING

    It is best to dry beaver pelts slowly. Temperatures of 55F-65F are desirable. Never put drying pelts near stoves or expose
    them to hot sunlight. As the pelt dries, wipe the leather from time to time with a clean cloth. this removes any grease which may run from the leather.

    MARKETlNG THE BEAVER

    Over the years, more black spots have been showing up on the beaver. These marks are most often old scars. Old scars that are hard and brittle must be classified as slight damage. The reason for that is when they go into the tanning fluid, it will not penetrate the hard scars and when the knife used to thin the leather hits these scars, the pelt can be damaged.

    1. I PT IIA
    SELECT SHEARABLE 14, GOOD SLT DGD B
    SHEARABLE SLT CUTS, SCARS
    2. I PT IIB I5. GOOD SLT DGD C
    3. I PT IIC 16. REG SLT DGD A
    NON-SHEARABLE SLT CUTS, SCARS
    4. I-II HVY A 17. REG SLT DGD B
    5. I-II HVY 8 18. REG SLT DGD C
    6. I-II HVY C
    SHEARABLE 19. I-ll RED RUMP B VERY FLAT, TAKEN
    7. I-II SEMI A 20. I-ll RED RUMP C
    VERY EARLY, BLUE LEATHER
    8. I-II SEMI B 21. GOOD II'S B
    9. I-II SEMI C 22. GOOD II'C
    10. II-II FLAT A
    NON-SHEARABLE 23. GOOD DAMAGED CUTS, BlTES 30% PELT DGD
    11. I -II FLAT B 24. III'S & IV'S UNPRlME OR SICK
    12. I-II FLAT C 25.
    BDLY DGD MANY CUTS OR HOLES OVER 30% DGD
    13. GOOD SLT DGD A SHEARABLE SLT CUTS, SCARS

    There are very few select pelts. A grade pattern is established primarily because all the pelts are inter sorted. If you
    have a pelt worth $50 you would not expect it to be put with pelts worth $40, as the maximum you would realize
    would be $40. This is what necessitates fine grading.

    PRlMENESS IN BEAVER

    The underfur of the beaver is almost absent in the summer. However, towards fall, these hairs start to grow. The last place on the animal where they finish growing is the back of the neck. In the fall, they are quite short. However a full prime skin will have hair on the back of the neck, approximately 3/4" long. This is why when grading, the back of the neck is felt. The amount of resistance the hand feels in rubbing the beaver against the grain of the fur, indicates the density of the underfur. When it is very flat, it is called a II or III. As it comes into prime, the hair thickens and it can be classified as I PT II or I-II, depending on how thick the fur grows. Once the full length of the hair has been reached, the fur and pelt start to become over-prime. The beaver, because of its long stay in the house and sour feed source, has been using its body fat to produce fur and keep warm. As this progresses, the underfur starts to turn "off" color or reddish. This occurs in a spring beaver and is referred to as red rump. It starts at the tail and progresses up the flank, rendering the beaver useless for plucking and shearing, because the red stain goes below the 12mm level. This is the reason fall beaver pelts are much more desirable than spring pelts.

    If your beaver pelts are sent to Fur Harvesters Auction and they are consistently graded I-II HVY, I-II SEMI on your returns, your handling is satisfactory.

    Not satisfied! Ask... at a trapper education course or at our annual convention. Ask someone you know who does a top job and they will be glad to share their knowledge. Time, practice and interest make the finest fur handlers.

    HOME

  3. VLADEQUACY RAW & UNCUT 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    [dmg] "http://www.jang-group.com/thenews/sep2002-weekly/ iqra-20-09-2002/#3"
    [dmg] "The Holy Prophet (Sall Allaho alaihe wasallam) used to joke, but he never said anything but the truth in his jokes. "
    [dmg] "trolling with the truth" is a halal Islamic technique....
    [dmg] there we have it.
    [dmg] Trolling is sanctioned by Allah (swt(
    [momocrome] wonderful
    [bc] haha-haaa
    [bc] that irc log is hilarious
    [dmg] that takest the biscuit
    [bc] [bc] vlad... i'2 type 'mo ;but i drunk.
    [dmg] I laughed
    [momocrome] post the text to 20721
    [momocrome] stir the pot a bit
    [momocrome] I am going to rise to their baiting
    [momocrome] even thoughI haven't been singled out
    [bc] haha
    [bc] I must read more now
    [dmg] "In "al-Adab al-Mufrad", Bukhari reports from Bakr bin Abdullah, who said: "The Companions of the Holy Prophet (Sall Allaho alaihe wasallam) used to throw melon-rinds at one another, but when the matter was serious, they were the only true men."
    [dmg]
    [dmg] "
    [dmg] So its OK to throw melon rinds at people ?
    [momocrome] it is comical, in fact
    [dmg] The more I read about Islam, the less it makes sense.
    [dmg] that sounds like slapstick humor.
    [dmg] do you think custard pies would be ok ?
    [momocrome] God Willing, I will get you with this melon rind!
    [dmg] are there any hadith on this ?
    [momocrome] No you shall not, God Willing!
    [dmg] LOL
    [momocrome] I like the way they can become the only true men at a moment's notice
    [bc] it's amazing how they STILL go on about perdida
    [dmg] http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-076.htm "The Hardy Cocks of Upper Egypt"
    [shoeboy] I need to go home
    *** dmg is now known as abu_zeqqzeqq
    [shoeboy] but I haven't put in 8 hours
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "In the Kinsey survey of more than 5000 men, three or four were found who could ejaculate by deliberately concentrating on sexual fantasies, without any genital manipulation - "In such a case the psychic stimulation is entirely responsible for the result." Two or three males in a thousand are able to suck their own penises to achieve orgasm and ejaculation. "
    *** cyndrekit is now known as cyn-away
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-054.htm
    [bc] Contemplating suicide everyday, Barry someday hopes to either grow the testicles to off himself or to fall in love with some fat-ankled trash-eating Scottish sow. I don't see a difference between the two fates, but anything is better than not being to tell a dirty joke.
    [bc] hahaha
    [bc] oh god
    [bc] trollaxor is great
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "Masturbation is said to be so widespread among both married and unmarried Muslim females throughout Africa and the East that "it is commonly regarded by the menfolk as customary and matter-of-fact" (A. Edwards & R. E. L. Masters, "The Cradle of Erotica"). "Rubbing" or "pounding" is considered a natural manifestation of feminine nature - for "women's passion is ten times greater than man's." In this spirit it has been suggested
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-040.htm
    [bc] hehe
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] I feel abused and left out.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] nobody cares enough to parody me.
    [bc] wow, and actual troll on listed on trolltalk, only after I've read 200 posts
    [bc] 200 posts bashing perdida, adequacy, and everyone in here (but dmg)
    [bc] dmg: I never used to get bashed, then I banned trollaxor from here and put him on ignore
    [momocrome] I get no love neither
    [bc] so that's what's prolly sparked off the names and shite
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] I actually like trollaxor's stuff.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] especially the LGC
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] momocrome: its just not fair.
    [bc] SIR!!! (Score:0)
    [bc] by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 13, @11:12AM (#4660016)
    [bc] I apologize for revealing your personal information. I try very hard, I truly do, but sometimes my overzealous urges take the better of me. Jesus will not be pleased. I have much contemplating to do regarding Christ and sitting in front of Slashdot all day being a prick.
    [bc] SIR, I AM SARRY!!!
    [bc] Have a nice day,
    [bc] Craig McPherson
    [bc] LOL
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] tee hee
    * bc decides to post a comment
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Did you see my repsonse ?
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] about the 10" cocks ?
    [bc] I guessed that was you! it was fun
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] We need to post a load of ludicrous links to people with the same names.
    * bc writes post designed to provoke craig
    [bc] Is this a good idea? prolly not, but I don't care
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    [abu_zeqqzeqq] hey First Incision
    [First_Incision] hello
    [First_Incision] who be ye?
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] i am dmg
    [First_Incision] ok
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] abu zeqqzeqq is an Islamic name
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] meaning "the father of thrusters"
    [First_Incision] haha
    [bc] http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=20721&cid=4682 572
    [bc] hehe
    [bc] god I suck
    [bc] hey FI
    [First_Incision] I will not discout the possibility that you suck.
    [bc] A wise move FI
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] bc: if craig is as fucked up as he seemse
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] that will push him to new extremes...
    [bc] hehee
    [bc] I like the idea of adding together his fetish for stone women, and his religomania
    [momocrome] heh
    [First_Incision] I never understood the stone women thing. Is osm still perving around somewhere?
    [momocrome] http://www.clusterlizard.org
    [momocrome] osm's site ^^
    [bc] yes, though who knows what he's up to
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] bc: change your nick to "Abu'l Hayjeh "
    [momocrome] he has a bunch of uninspired match.com pseudo-trolls
    [momocrome] picking on hapless, lonely women
    [First_Incision] clusterlizard, that sounds familiar for some reason. Is that from that "lexx show"?
    [momocrome] yes
    [momocrome] he has a thing for the first female lead
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-105.htm
    [momocrome] it is one of the sections
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Abu'l Hayjeh who deflowered eighty virgins in a single night,
    [shoeboy] I shouldn't follow your links, bc
    [shoeboy] Click the really excited choir boy!
    *** county (midas@cloaked.client.attbi.com) has joined #adequacy
    [bc] hehe shoeboy
    [county] hey folks
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] hey county
    *** bc is now known as Abu
    *** Abu is now known as Abul_Hayjeh
    *** Abul_Hayjeh is now known as Abu`l_Hayjeh
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] that works
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] hi county!
    [county] fuckin muslim
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] ]:(
    [county] what
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] I did deflower 80 virgins in a single night, county
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] I am due some respect
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] fuck off, infidel
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] I am the "father of thrusters"
    [county] i bet
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] #adequacy is teh Islamic IRC channel
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] no INFIDELS ALLOWED
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] pick an islamic name, or piss off.
    [county] well its luky that im a muslim tehn
    *** shoeboy is now known as Mohammed_Iqbal
    [county] then
    [Mohammed_Iqbal] I went to middle school with a Mohammed Iqbal
    [Mohammed_Iqbal] don't think he set any sex records
    [Mohammed_Iqbal] but then again, I didn't ask
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] hehe
    *** Abu`l_Hayjeh is now known as badmash
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Mohammed Iqbal is one of the best URDU poets
    *** First_Incision is now known as Abdullah
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] but it probably wasn't the same guy you were at school with.
    *** Abdullah is now known as Abdullah_Camel
    *** county is now known as ivan
    *** Abdullah_Camel is now known as First_Incision
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Al-Quaida, Infidels, Zionist, Dirty Bomb, Great Satan etc etc etc
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Did you know that Saddam Hussain's favorite sweets are "quality street" ?
    [ivan] i wouldve marked him as an m&m man
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_672471.html?m enu=news.quirkies
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] there you go.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] !Tariq Aziz puts HP Sauce on every dinner!
    [ivan] are muslims allowed to have sex?
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "After returning from a meeting with Saddam last month Labour MP George Galloway revealed the dictator offered him Quality Street chocolates and spoke of his admiration for British buses."
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Saddam has obviously never been on a British bus in his life...
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_709336.html?m enu=news.weirdworld.sexlife
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "Oral sex is not adultery"
    [ivan] ive noticed that here in seatlte an awful lot of carsw ant to get hit by a bus
    [ivan] theyre utterly stupid around them
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_700505.html?m enu=news.weirdworld.sexlife
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Some male lawmakers are demanding rights to sex be guaranteed in the domestic violence legislation.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] The Minister claimed that some people turned into gays and lesbians because they did not get enough heterosexual sex.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "It is all because of sexual denial. As a biology teacher, I know how the body functions," he added
    *** cyn-away is now known as cyndrekit
    [ivan] That's brilliant. Men beat their wives because they refuse sex, so make giving sex required by law!
    [badmash] genius indeed
    [ivan] What about those of us who can't manage to get married?
    [ivan] Aren't we entitled to sex?
    [ivan] I should hope so.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] that would be sinful
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] and against Allah (SWT)
    [ivan] Well, in an abstract sense I would hope so.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] The penalty is stoning to death.
    [ivan] I'm terribly afraid of sex, so I don't think it would matter if I were legally entitled to it.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] I suggest you substitute your sexual urges with the urge to pray...
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] until you are married.
    [ivan] Substitute the urges... How obvious!
    *** badmash is now known as bc
    [ivan] "Man, do I ever want some sex." "No. You want to pray instead." "Oh, OK."
    [ivan] I think one of the secrets of Islam's success must be its keen grasp of psychology.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Islam rules.
    [ivan] No, kidding. Go Islam!
    [ivan] woohoo
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] you can deny it all you like, but it is the only religion truly in touch with human nature
    [bc] county: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=20721&cid=4675 437
    [ivan] Ignore the superfluous comma.
    [bc] does that seem accurate to you?
    [ivan] All of them =)
    [ivan] thx
    *** First_Incision is now known as fi-away
    [ivan] I can't say, bc. I didn't read it.
    [ivan] Should I?
    [bc] Yes, you should
    [ivan] Haha!
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_686841.html?m enu=news.weirdworld.sexlife
    [ivan] It almost looks real.
    [ivan] The one problem is that shoeboy is LOLing too much and Vladinator isn't doing it enough.
    [bc] I'm kind of insulted. It represents me as a pathetic drunk with delusional fantasies that I'm liked by females, and that seems entirely untrue
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] gratuituous kylie pictures. Proof Allah(SWT) and Mohammed (PBUH) are REAL
    [ivan] It does seem entirely untrue that you're liked by females.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] bc at least you are worthy of parody
    [bc] hehe
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] some of us are become stalinesque non-persons.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] airbrushed out of trolling history
    [ivan] abu and I didn't even get noticed :(
    [bc] craig&osm&trollaxor prolly still like you, dmg
    [ivan] "Where's the part where Barry Corrington slags on Jin Wicked for half an hour then kisses her ass when she logs in?
    [ivan] "
    [ivan] Has Jin ever been in here?
    [bc] not afaik
    *** abu_zeqqzeqq is now known as Abu_Zeqqzeqq
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] bc: don't lie
    [bc] ?
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] "she" is here right now :-)
    [cyndrekit] oh my god this is hallarious
    [bc] is she?!?
    [ivan] Abu is Jin Wicked!
    [ivan] I knew it.
    [ivan] I always told you guys, but you wouldn't listen.
    [bc] Abu has a UKian IP address
    [bc] has Jin moved to UKia?
    [ivan] Yeah, for better or worse, Jin is a real person.
    [ivan] And she's not here.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] Jin is BC
    [bc] I didn't see you there Jin. I just wanted you to know, I love your site
    [ivan] She is one of those girls you've attracted, though, bc.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] everyone knows that
    [ivan] Everyone is wrong.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] jin, stop playing around and attention seeking.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] you are fooling noone
    [ivan] Right, everyone is fooling themself.
    [bc] :(
    [ivan] bc isn't Jin.
    [ivan] bc isn't luisa, either.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] yeah, like I am going to believe a troll on #adequacy
    [ivan] It's easy to spot bc's real alternate identities, because they're all exactly the same.
    [ivan] UE talked exactly like LAT, who talked exactly like KTB, who talked exactly like HW.
    [ivan] HW, with a Scottish accent!
    [ivan] Well, that was quite the sight.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_691682.html?m enu=news.weirdworld.badtaste
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] The apartment where suicide pilot Mohammad Atta lived and plotted the September 11 attacks is to be turned into an "art happening
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] what about Paget-Paget ?
    [ivan] Forgot about that one.
    [bc] they were all subtly different
    [bc] I can't help it if you have no reading skills :\
    [ivan] HW constantly saying "realise" was the best.
    *** Lumpen (guest@cloaked.sea1.dsl.speakeasy.net) has joined #adequacy
    [bc] eh?
    [ivan] Howdy, Lumpen.
    [Lumpen] Hasn't the joke gone on long enough?
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] what joke ?
    [ivan] Likely. Which joke, though?
    [bc] what joke?
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] *BSD is dying ?
    [Lumpen] The blank page
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] what blank page ?
    *** cyndrekit is now known as cyn-away
    [Lumpen] http://www.adequacy.org
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] thats not blank
    [Lumpen] Looks blank to me.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] it is actually RGB value #D7D7D7
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] which is patented by adequacy.org
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] and if you wait long enough
    [Lumpen] Yeah, yeah.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] you will see some content
    [bc] no dmg, it is more
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] I assure you
    [Lumpen] So how long do I have to wait?
    [bc] the grey colour varies between values #D6D6D6 and #D8D8D8
    [bc] encoding a binary string of information
    [ivan] Nerd talk alert.
    [Lumpen] I think two months is long enough pretending you're gone.
    [bc] that holds the entire adequacy site, accessible to the chosen few
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] who is pretending ?
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] keeping a quality site like adequacy going was never easy
    [Lumpen] Ha, ha, ha.
    [Lumpen] Very funny.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] adequacy is dead. Fact.
    [ivan] Well, unfortunately, Lumpen, the Adequacy editors were so damn lazy that even between the forty or fifty of them, they couldn't produce one article a week.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] dead as BSD
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] ivan: I no longer work for free.
    [ivan] Yeah, but do you work it for free?
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] what ? speak English.
    [momocrome] Towards More Powerful Porn: Psychology, CGI and Gradients of Stimulation
    [momocrome] sound like a compelling article?
    [momocrome] great!
    [Lumpen] So Adequacy is just an irc channel now?
    [ivan] Is it completed?
    [momocrome] no
    [momocrome] I just thought of it
    [ivan] This channel shouldn't even be called #adequacy, really.
    [momocrome] maybe I can use the QPT Editorial Service
    [ivan] Mostly it's just bitching at, about, and by women.
    [Lumpen] Because it isn't?
    *** fi-away is now known as First_Incision
    [First_Incision] I think adequacy is a great name for this channel
    [First_Incision] Since it is now mostly about people contemplating their (in)adequacies
    [ivan] Yeah, "people."
    [ivan] Why don't you just say "ivan." We all knew what you meant, anyway.

  4. Happy New Year A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    MIMI: How long till next year?
    ROGER: Three and half minutes...
    MIMI: I'm giving up my vices. I'm going back -- back to school. Eviction or not, this week's been so hot; as long as I've got you I know I'll be cool. I couldn't crack the love code, dear, til you made the lock on my heart explode! It's gonna be a happy new year! A happy new year!
    MARK: Coast is clear; you're supposed to be working, that's for midnight, where are they? There isn't much time.
    MIMI: Maybe they're dressing. I mean what does one wear that's apropos for a party -- that's also a crime?
    MAUREEN: Chips, anyone?
    MARK: You can take the girl out of Hicksville, but you can't take the Hicksville out of the girl!
    MAUREEN: My riot got you on TV, I deserve a royalty.
    MIMI: Be nice you two, or no god awful champagne.
    MAUREEN: Don't mind if I do. No luck?
    ROGER: Bolted plywood, padlocked with a chain. A total dead end
    MAUREEN: Just like my ex-girlfriend Honey...? I know you're there ... Please pick up the phone. Are you okay? It's not funny. It's not fair. How can I atone? Are you okay? I lose control, but I can learn to behave. Give me one more chance; let me be your slave! I'll kiss your Doc Martens, let me kiss your Doc Martens; your every wish I will obey!
    JOANNE: That might be okay. Down girl, heel...stay! I did a bit of research with my friends at legal aid. Technically, you're squatters: there's hope. But just in case...
    MARK AND JOANNE: Rope!
    MARK: We can hoist a line --
    JOANNE: To the fire escape --
    MARK: And tie off at...
    MARK AND JOANNE: That bench!
    MAUREEN: I can't take them as chums.
    JOANNE: Start hoisting...wench!
    ROGER: I think I should be laughing, yet I forget, forget how to begin. I'm feeling something inside, and yet I still can't decide, if I should hide or make a wide open grin. Last week I wanted just to disappear; my life was dust, but now it just may be a happy new year. A happy new year.
    COLLINS: Bond -- James Bond!
    ANGEL: And Pussy Galore -- in person!
    MIMI: Pussy -- you came prepared!
    ANGEL: I was a boy scout once, and a brownie, til some brat got scared.
    COLLINS: Aha! Moneypenny -- my martini!
    MIMI: Will bad champagne do?
    ROGER: That's shaken -- not stirred.
    COLLINS: Pussy -- the bolts.
    ANGEL: Just say the word!
    MIMI: Two minutes left to execute our plan.
    COLLINS: Where's everyone else?
    ROGER: Playing Spiderman.
    MARK: Ironic close up: tight. On the phone machine's red light. Once the Boho boys are gone, the power mysteriously comes on...

  5. VLADEQUACY RAW & UNCUT 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    [dmg] "http://www.jang-group.com/thenews/sep2002-weekly/ iqra-20-09-2002/#3"
    [dmg] "The Holy Prophet (Sall Allaho alaihe wasallam) used to joke, but he never said anything but the truth in his jokes. "
    [dmg] "trolling with the truth" is a halal Islamic technique....
    [dmg] there we have it.
    [dmg] Trolling is sanctioned by Allah (swt(
    [momocrome] wonderful
    [bc] haha-haaa
    [bc] that irc log is hilarious
    [dmg] that takest the biscuit
    [bc] [bc] vlad... i'2 type 'mo ;but i drunk.
    [dmg] I laughed
    [momocrome] post the text to 20721
    [momocrome] stir the pot a bit
    [momocrome] I am going to rise to their baiting
    [momocrome] even thoughI haven't been singled out
    [bc] haha
    [bc] I must read more now
    [dmg] "In "al-Adab al-Mufrad", Bukhari reports from Bakr bin Abdullah, who said: "The Companions of the Holy Prophet (Sall Allaho alaihe wasallam) used to throw melon-rinds at one another, but when the matter was serious, they were the only true men."
    [dmg]
    [dmg] "
    [dmg] So its OK to throw melon rinds at people ?
    [momocrome] it is comical, in fact
    [dmg] The more I read about Islam, the less it makes sense.
    [dmg] that sounds like slapstick humor.
    [dmg] do you think custard pies would be ok ?
    [momocrome] God Willing, I will get you with this melon rind!
    [dmg] are there any hadith on this ?
    [momocrome] No you shall not, God Willing!
    [dmg] LOL
    [momocrome] I like the way they can become the only true men at a moment's notice
    [bc] it's amazing how they STILL go on about perdida
    [dmg] http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-076.htm "The Hardy Cocks of Upper Egypt"
    [shoeboy] I need to go home
    *** dmg is now known as abu_zeqqzeqq
    [shoeboy] but I haven't put in 8 hours
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "In the Kinsey survey of more than 5000 men, three or four were found who could ejaculate by deliberately concentrating on sexual fantasies, without any genital manipulation - "In such a case the psychic stimulation is entirely responsible for the result." Two or three males in a thousand are able to suck their own penises to achieve orgasm and ejaculation. "
    *** cyndrekit is now known as cyn-away
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-054.htm
    [bc] Contemplating suicide everyday, Barry someday hopes to either grow the testicles to off himself or to fall in love with some fat-ankled trash-eating Scottish sow. I don't see a difference between the two fates, but anything is better than not being to tell a dirty joke.
    [bc] hahaha
    [bc] oh god
    [bc] trollaxor is great
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "Masturbation is said to be so widespread among both married and unmarried Muslim females throughout Africa and the East that "it is commonly regarded by the menfolk as customary and matter-of-fact" (A. Edwards & R. E. L. Masters, "The Cradle of Erotica"). "Rubbing" or "pounding" is considered a natural manifestation of feminine nature - for "women's passion is ten times greater than man's." In this spirit it has been suggested
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-040.htm
    [bc] hehe
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] I feel abused and left out.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] nobody cares enough to parody me.
    [bc] wow, and actual troll on listed on trolltalk, only after I've read 200 posts
    [bc] 200 posts bashing perdida, adequacy, and everyone in here (but dmg)
    [bc] dmg: I never used to get bashed, then I banned trollaxor from here and put him on ignore
    [momocrome] I get no love neither
    [bc] so that's what's prolly sparked off the names and shite
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] I actually like trollaxor's stuff.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] especially the LGC
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] momocrome: its just not fair.
    [bc] SIR!!! (Score:0)
    [bc] by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 13, @11:12AM (#4660016)
    [bc] I apologize for revealing your personal information. I try very hard, I truly do, but sometimes my overzealous urges take the better of me. Jesus will not be pleased. I have much contemplating to do regarding Christ and sitting in front of Slashdot all day being a prick.
    [bc] SIR, I AM SARRY!!!
    [bc] Have a nice day,
    [bc] Craig McPherson
    [bc] LOL
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] tee hee
    * bc decides to post a comment
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Did you see my repsonse ?
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] about the 10" cocks ?
    [bc] I guessed that was you! it was fun
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] We need to post a load of ludicrous links to people with the same names.
    * bc writes post designed to provoke craig
    [bc] Is this a good idea? prolly not, but I don't care
    *** First_Incision (~First_Inc@66.168.225.239) has joined #adequacy
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] hey First Incision
    [First_Incision] hello
    [First_Incision] who be ye?
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] i am dmg
    [First_Incision] ok
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] abu zeqqzeqq is an Islamic name
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] meaning "the father of thrusters"
    [First_Incision] haha
    [bc] http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=20721&cid=4682 572
    [bc] hehe
    [bc] god I suck
    [bc] hey FI
    [First_Incision] I will not discout the possibility that you suck.
    [bc] A wise move FI
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] bc: if craig is as fucked up as he seemse
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] that will push him to new extremes...
    [bc] hehee
    [bc] I like the idea of adding together his fetish for stone women, and his religomania
    [momocrome] heh
    [First_Incision] I never understood the stone women thing. Is osm still perving around somewhere?
    [momocrome] http://www.clusterlizard.org
    [momocrome] osm's site ^^
    [bc] yes, though who knows what he's up to
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] bc: change your nick to "Abu'l Hayjeh "
    [momocrome] he has a bunch of uninspired match.com pseudo-trolls
    [momocrome] picking on hapless, lonely women
    [First_Incision] clusterlizard, that sounds familiar for some reason. Is that from that "lexx show"?
    [momocrome] yes
    [momocrome] he has a thing for the first female lead
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-105.htm
    [momocrome] it is one of the sections
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Abu'l Hayjeh who deflowered eighty virgins in a single night,
    [shoeboy] I shouldn't follow your links, bc
    [shoeboy] Click the really excited choir boy!
    *** county (midas@cloaked.client.attbi.com) has joined #adequacy
    [bc] hehe shoeboy
    [county] hey folks
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] hey county
    *** bc is now known as Abu
    *** Abu is now known as Abul_Hayjeh
    *** Abul_Hayjeh is now known as Abu`l_Hayjeh
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] that works
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] hi county!
    [county] fuckin muslim
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] ]:(
    [county] what
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] I did deflower 80 virgins in a single night, county
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] I am due some respect
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] fuck off, infidel
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] I am the "father of thrusters"
    [county] i bet
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] #adequacy is teh Islamic IRC channel
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] no INFIDELS ALLOWED
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] pick an islamic name, or piss off.
    [county] well its luky that im a muslim tehn
    *** shoeboy is now known as Mohammed_Iqbal
    [county] then
    [Mohammed_Iqbal] I went to middle school with a Mohammed Iqbal
    [Mohammed_Iqbal] don't think he set any sex records
    [Mohammed_Iqbal] but then again, I didn't ask
    [Abu`l_Hayjeh] hehe
    *** Abu`l_Hayjeh is now known as badmash
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Mohammed Iqbal is one of the best URDU poets
    *** First_Incision is now known as Abdullah
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] but it probably wasn't the same guy you were at school with.
    *** Abdullah is now known as Abdullah_Camel
    *** county is now known as ivan
    *** Abdullah_Camel is now known as First_Incision
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Al-Quaida, Infidels, Zionist, Dirty Bomb, Great Satan etc etc etc
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Did you know that Saddam Hussain's favorite sweets are "quality street" ?
    [ivan] i wouldve marked him as an m&m man
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_672471.html?m enu=news.quirkies
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] there you go.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] !Tariq Aziz puts HP Sauce on every dinner!
    [ivan] are muslims allowed to have sex?
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "After returning from a meeting with Saddam last month Labour MP George Galloway revealed the dictator offered him Quality Street chocolates and spoke of his admiration for British buses."
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Saddam has obviously never been on a British bus in his life...
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_709336.html?m enu=news.weirdworld.sexlife
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "Oral sex is not adultery"
    [ivan] ive noticed that here in seatlte an awful lot of carsw ant to get hit by a bus
    [ivan] theyre utterly stupid around them
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_700505.html?m enu=news.weirdworld.sexlife
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Some male lawmakers are demanding rights to sex be guaranteed in the domestic violence legislation.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] The Minister claimed that some people turned into gays and lesbians because they did not get enough heterosexual sex.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] "It is all because of sexual denial. As a biology teacher, I know how the body functions," he added
    *** cyn-away is now known as cyndrekit
    [ivan] That's brilliant. Men beat their wives because they refuse sex, so make giving sex required by law!
    [badmash] genius indeed
    [ivan] What about those of us who can't manage to get married?
    [ivan] Aren't we entitled to sex?
    [ivan] I should hope so.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] that would be sinful
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] and against Allah (SWT)
    [ivan] Well, in an abstract sense I would hope so.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] The penalty is stoning to death.
    [ivan] I'm terribly afraid of sex, so I don't think it would matter if I were legally entitled to it.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] I suggest you substitute your sexual urges with the urge to pray...
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] until you are married.
    [ivan] Substitute the urges... How obvious!
    *** badmash is now known as bc
    [ivan] "Man, do I ever want some sex." "No. You want to pray instead." "Oh, OK."
    [ivan] I think one of the secrets of Islam's success must be its keen grasp of psychology.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] Islam rules.
    [ivan] No, kidding. Go Islam!
    [ivan] woohoo
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] you can deny it all you like, but it is the only religion truly in touch with human nature
    [bc] county: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=20721&cid=4675 437
    [ivan] Ignore the superfluous comma.
    [bc] does that seem accurate to you?
    [ivan] All of them =)
    [ivan] thx
    *** First_Incision is now known as fi-away
    [ivan] I can't say, bc. I didn't read it.
    [ivan] Should I?
    [bc] Yes, you should
    [ivan] Haha!
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_686841.html?m enu=news.weirdworld.sexlife
    [ivan] It almost looks real.
    [ivan] The one problem is that shoeboy is LOLing too much and Vladinator isn't doing it enough.
    [bc] I'm kind of insulted. It represents me as a pathetic drunk with delusional fantasies that I'm liked by females, and that seems entirely untrue
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] gratuituous kylie pictures. Proof Allah(SWT) and Mohammed (PBUH) are REAL
    [ivan] It does seem entirely untrue that you're liked by females.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] bc at least you are worthy of parody
    [bc] hehe
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] some of us are become stalinesque non-persons.
    [abu_zeqqzeqq] airbrushed out of trolling history
    [ivan] abu and I didn't even get noticed :(
    [bc] craig&osm&trollaxor prolly still like you, dmg
    [ivan] "Where's the part where Barry Corrington slags on Jin Wicked for half an hour then kisses her ass when she logs in?
    [ivan] "
    [ivan] Has Jin ever been in here?
    [bc] not afaik
    *** abu_zeqqzeqq is now known as Abu_Zeqqzeqq
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] bc: don't lie
    [bc] ?
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] "she" is here right now :-)
    [cyndrekit] oh my god this is hallarious
    [bc] is she?!?
    [ivan] Abu is Jin Wicked!
    [ivan] I knew it.
    [ivan] I always told you guys, but you wouldn't listen.
    [bc] Abu has a UKian IP address
    [bc] has Jin moved to UKia?
    [ivan] Yeah, for better or worse, Jin is a real person.
    [ivan] And she's not here.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] Jin is BC
    [bc] I didn't see you there Jin. I just wanted you to know, I love your site
    [ivan] She is one of those girls you've attracted, though, bc.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] everyone knows that
    [ivan] Everyone is wrong.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] jin, stop playing around and attention seeking.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] you are fooling noone
    [ivan] Right, everyone is fooling themself.
    [bc] :(
    [ivan] bc isn't Jin.
    [ivan] bc isn't luisa, either.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] yeah, like I am going to believe a troll on #adequacy
    [ivan] It's easy to spot bc's real alternate identities, because they're all exactly the same.
    [ivan] UE talked exactly like LAT, who talked exactly like KTB, who talked exactly like HW.
    [ivan] HW, with a Scottish accent!
    [ivan] Well, that was quite the sight.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_691682.html?m enu=news.weirdworld.badtaste
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] The apartment where suicide pilot Mohammad Atta lived and plotted the September 11 attacks is to be turned into an "art happening
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] what about Paget-Paget ?
    [ivan] Forgot about that one.
    [bc] they were all subtly different
    [bc] I can't help it if you have no reading skills :\
    [ivan] HW constantly saying "realise" was the best.
    *** Lumpen (guest@cloaked.sea1.dsl.speakeasy.net) has joined #adequacy
    [bc] eh?
    [ivan] Howdy, Lumpen.
    [Lumpen] Hasn't the joke gone on long enough?
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] what joke ?
    [ivan] Likely. Which joke, though?
    [bc] what joke?
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] *BSD is dying ?
    [Lumpen] The blank page
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] what blank page ?
    *** cyndrekit is now known as cyn-away
    [Lumpen] http://www.adequacy.org
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] thats not blank
    [Lumpen] Looks blank to me.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] it is actually RGB value #D7D7D7
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] which is patented by adequacy.org
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] and if you wait long enough
    [Lumpen] Yeah, yeah.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] you will see some content
    [bc] no dmg, it is more
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] I assure you
    [Lumpen] So how long do I have to wait?
    [bc] the grey colour varies between values #D6D6D6 and #D8D8D8
    [bc] encoding a binary string of information
    [ivan] Nerd talk alert.
    [Lumpen] I think two months is long enough pretending you're gone.
    [bc] that holds the entire adequacy site, accessible to the chosen few
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] who is pretending ?
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] keeping a quality site like adequacy going was never easy
    [Lumpen] Ha, ha, ha.
    [Lumpen] Very funny.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] adequacy is dead. Fact.
    [ivan] Well, unfortunately, Lumpen, the Adequacy editors were so damn lazy that even between the forty or fifty of them, they couldn't produce one article a week.
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] dead as BSD
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] ivan: I no longer work for free.
    [ivan] Yeah, but do you work it for free?
    [Abu_Zeqqzeqq] what ? speak English.
    [momocrome] Towards More Powerful Porn: Psychology, CGI and Gradients of Stimulation
    [momocrome] sound like a compelling article?
    [momocrome] great!
    [Lumpen] So Adequacy is just an irc channel now?
    [ivan] Is it completed?
    [momocrome] no
    [momocrome] I just thought of it
    [ivan] This channel shouldn't even be called #adequacy, really.
    [momocrome] maybe I can use the QPT Editorial Service
    [ivan] Mostly it's just bitching at, about, and by women.
    [Lumpen] Because it isn't?
    *** fi-away is now known as First_Incision
    [First_Incision] I think adequacy is a great name for this channel
    [First_Incision] Since it is now mostly about people contemplating their (in)adequacies
    [ivan] Yeah, "people."
    [ivan] Why don't you just say "ivan." We all knew what you meant, anyway.

  6. watching logging my ass... by itallushrt · · Score: -1, Troll

    Humbolt County eh? These fuckers are watching pot grow.

  7. By MV - Why Scott Lockwood Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    As quite possibly the only member of the old-school Slashdot trolls to ever actually attempt a serious and meaningful conversation with Mr. Lockwood (it worked, briefly), I feel compelled to comment on this.

    That Geekizoid is an inanity is beyond dispute. That it is what it is almost entirely because of Mr. Lockwood is also beyond dispute. That Mr. Lockwood has, furthermore, contributed substantially to the deterioration of every site to which he has ever posted, save only those which were beyond redemption before he ever saw them (a category which arguably includes Slashdot), I will not dispute. That all of this, along with the other charges leveled against him, proves that Mr. Lockwood sucks, I will not dispute.

    The real question behind all this, though, is not whether Mr. Lockwood sucks, but why Mr. Lockwood sucks. One might say that it does not matter, noting, by analogy, that one does not psychoanalyze a rabid dog, but instead simply puts it out of its misery. But it does matter, for in his own odd and frightening way, Scott Lockwood is Everyman. If you do not understand him, you do not understand anyone, probably including yourself.

    Everyone, seemingly, detests Mr. Lockwood. Given that he had been married four times before he turned 30, this "everyone" may well include three ex-wives (last I heard, we're still waiting for his inevitable fourth divorce). From various anecdotes he has let drop over the years, there are a variety of real-life acquaintances, co-workers, and blood relatives in this category as well. So clearly, this is not just an online phenomenon; Mr. Lockwood is not a caring, sensitive man who lets off steam late at night by flaming people on weblogs. He is like this all the time. It is not a pose. It is the real Scott Lockwood, at 200 proof.

    Mr. Lockwood himself is not unaware of this. He knows (and wishes it were not so) that dislike follows him around like the odor of alcohol trails after a drunk. But he has no idea why this is so. He knows it has to do with his abrasive and temperamental demeanor; he knows that his argumentative and self-righteous comments, and his complaints of being mistreated, win him no friends. But the connection between the cause and the effect, and the difference between his conduct and most other people's, escapes him. He has given up hope of understanding or improving the situation; he expects that it will continue, without change, for the rest of his life.

    Mr. Lockwood does not understand that all of these things are symptomatic of a malaise that underlies his entire life. It is a condition that he was very nearly born with, and one which victimizes nearly all people to some degree. Most of us are not nearly as bad off as Mr. Lockwood; but there are some that have much more severe cases than him. Many rapists, murderers, and other violent criminals fall into that latter category. But even those of us who merely think ourselves better or smarter than everyone else, or who consider ourselves fit to decide what is right for everyone else, or who mock others for what they believe, are victims of this condition to some degree. I include myself in this; I do not claim (yet) to be speaking from a perspective completely outside the state of disease.

    Mr. Lockwood's problem, to put it simply, is that he perceives the universe to be antagonistic to him. He has divided the universe into Self and Other, and decided that these two are eternal antagonists. Everything is his enemy; every action that anyone takes (other than to praise him), he perceives as some sort of attack, and he retaliates accordingly. He is convinced, although probably only subconsciously, that his life is a war in which he stands alone against all the forces of the universe. It is, in essence, the ultimate in paranoia.

    As I wrote above, nearly everyone shares this condition to some extent. Many serial killers operate on the principle that, life being a never-ending battle that they will ultimately lose, they should take as many of the "enemy" with them as they can before they fall. But even ordinary people mostly act on analogous principles. Many people exploit the world around them in destructive or insensitive ways, or mistreat their fellow humans needlessly. This is all a consequence of defining the Other as an enemy; and this, in turn, is based on the fundamental error of dividing the universe into Self and Other.

    What we all (Mr. Lockwood included) should strive for is an end to this division, which is really only a matter of mental habits, not an a priori property of existence. It derives from the infant's perception that part of what he perceives obeys his will and sends him sensory input (Self), and the rest does not (Other). The antagonism between these two hypothesized entities derives from the instinctive desire on the child's part to impose his will on everything; Other does not do what he wants, and is therefore the enemy. And so the infant makes the fundamental error that haunts him, in most cases, for the rest of his life.

    This is what makes Mr. Lockwood tick. It is probably also what makes you tick. Think about that carefully before flaming him simply because his case is a bit worse than yours -- if indeed you are better off.

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  8. Re:Not hypocritial, not contradictory by linuxrunner · · Score: 1, Troll

    It IS hippie stuff....

    /.'ers are too smart to fall for the "Raping them there lands" ploy.

    Instead of sitting in a tree looking stupid, how about trying to propose some sort of meaningfull legislation. How about overseeing the replanting of trees? Or maybe work with the logging companies for selective cutting?

    These are the same idiots trying to ban SUV's et al. But the truth is, forest fires in Asia last year consumed more wood, and put out more Co2 then all the SUV's in all of their history.

    The Granola nuts won't mention that because it doesn't help their cause.

    You're right about one thing... When you sit down and look at ALL the facts, and not just the ones in your silly Greenpeace pamphlet, you will be outraged.

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  9. Re:Hippies by ddstreet · · Score: 2, Troll
    Redwoods are designed to survive NORMAL forest fires, the kinds that swept through the forests for thousands of years, cleaning the forest.

    Mature Redwoods (like the 200+ year old ones being clear cut by Pacific Lumber) will survive even severe forest fires, read this. However no tree can survive Pacific Lumber's chainsaw. Period. And let's not bullshit about whether they are clear-cutting or just 'clearing out dead wood'. Don't insult everyone's intelligence.

    Today we have 100 or 200 year fires every year from the crap in the forests that the forest service and loggers can't remove because of environmentalists.

    There are regular prescribed fires in the California forests.

    But let's see if I understand what you're saying:

    • Environmentalists are preventing forest workers (and loggers) from clearing out 'dead wood'.
    • Since 'dead wood' is allowed to pile up, it results in unspeakably horrible forest fires worse than any of those seen before.
    • If loggers were allowed to clear cut, then we wouldn't have to worry about bad forest fires! Horray loggers!
    If you can spare any, I'd like some of the crack that you're smoking, because it's clearly pretty good. Luckily, common sense tells us that since loggers have only been around for the last couple hundred years, and forests have been around a LOT longer than that, those "terrible, terrible fires" have been happening for millions of years. Luckily, we now have what's called "prescribed burns" that help reduce the naturally intense forest fires into several smaller, less dangerous fires. The smaller fires are not prevented by environmentalists, and allow more trees to survive. But even the larger more sever fires don't (usually) kill the ancient Redwood trees. Nope, only Pacific Lumber has managed to do that.

    It's people like you that are quicking destroying our planet and making this a barren rock with nothing other than Humans, pets, and house-plants. The environmental damage caused by our race in just the last 100 years is absolutely staggering, and the rate of destruction is only increasing. Sad, really.

  10. Hope the RF makes them sterile by Lioner · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...get the tree huggers outta the gene pool... :-)

  11. Why is /. pandering to liberal environazis by lscotte · · Score: 0, Troll

    I really thought /. would be above pandering to liberal environazis. Give me a break, you commie bastards!

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  12. Re:Wrong. by lscotte · · Score: 0, Troll

    Even more, if these people really believe in what they do, why don't the put their money where their mouth is.

    Have you ever noticed that most of the environazies want to protect the forest, but they want the goverment, or somebody else to pay for it? That's just wrong.

    Compare this to the Nature Conservancy. When these folks want to save some land, they raise the money to legally purchase the land so they can manage it.

    Contrast that with these logging protesters. These people only believe in their ideology up to where they have to pay for it. How come you don't see them purchasing the trees they want to save? Makes you wonder if they really want to save the trees, or just get alot of media attention.

    If these folks ante up to legally purchase the property so they can protect these trees - I say go for it! But if the logging companies own the trees, they have the legal right to do with the trees what they will. What makes anyone think that someone who doesn't own the property and is probably illegally trespassing has more rights than the legal owner?

    This is socialism. Can anyone really argue that these people are NOT commie environazies?

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