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SBC-Yahoo Partnership Cuts User Privacy

simeonbeta2 writes "The San Francisco Chronicle is running a story about Pac Bell's dsl partnership with Yahoo. Initially touted as a new service, Pac Bell is apparently now mailing existing dsl customers to urge them to install additional client software that will enable 'incredible new features and services'. While SBC's privacy policy is not excessively intrusive, use of the new software is covered by Yahoo's privacy policy, which is just a bit more Orwellian." The story's a little overblown - Yahoo's privacy policy reads that way because they offer financial services and the like, where they may well need financial information from you to provide the service. The reporter needed to investigate this new software DSL users are being asked to install, and find out what sort of user tracking it enables.

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  1. HOLY CRAP!! by Stigmata669 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Big companies still don't care about your rights!

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    1. Re:HOLY CRAP!! by neurostar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Big companies still don't care about your rights!

      Nevermind that!

      A /. editor actually researched a story!

  2. They can install all the software that they like.. by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny

    On my Commodore Amiga.

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  3. reporters research? by CrazyDwarf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since when are reporters supposed to actually research something before writing their opinions, er... articles?

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  4. Whenever I see one of their commercials... by dagg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whenever I see a commercial for SBC-Yahoo-DSL, there is only one thought that comes to mind: ten years ago, did any of those three words mean anything (maybe SBC meant something to some of you). It cracks me up that three terms that meant nothing to me 10 years ago all teamed up to make one huge-freaking-term: SBC-Yahoo-DSL. How can other companies compete with that?

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    1. Re:Whenever I see one of their commercials... by Yankovic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Conover: Unfortunately, Bart, your little escapade could not have come at a worse time. [sets up screen]
      Americo-Australianian relations are at an all-time low.
      [talks over a slide show]
      As I'm sure you remember, in the late 1980s the US experienced a short-lived infatuation with Australian culture. For some bizarre reason, the Aussies thought this would be a permanent thing. Of course, it wasn't.
      [a slide shows "Yahoo Serious Festival"]
      Lisa: I know those words, but that sign makes no sense.

  5. Shhhhhocking! by Longinus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Those accursed SBC Yahoo!DSL ads have been saturating the airwaves recently, and its driving me apeshit crazy to see SBC touting the wonderful new service as "personalized Internet" (the exact slogan is "Internet that logs onto you"--insert Soviet Russia joke here). All it is a Yahoo! page created dynamically (they make a big deal out of this fact) based on users interests that they set when installing the "upgrade". There may be some lame toolbar or other IE customizations or something useless and obtrusive like that.

    They're just bundling in consumer profiling into the ISP, so people basically pay to be advertised to under the guise of having a homepage that displays things they're interested in (and apparently everyone is interested in consumer goods, top 40 music, and celebrity gossip). Obviously this is a staggering innovation, perhaps patent worthy (if Amazon hasn't beaten them to the punch, natch).

    The whole scheme is just retarded and I had a nice chuckle when SBC (my ISP...) emailed me offering a free (!) upgrade to Yahoo!DSL. Fortunately this "service" isn't supported under Linux, so I could use it even if I wanted to.

  6. Re:The scary thing... by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Funny
    I've seen the commercials for this. They actually call it "Internet that logs onto You."


    Thank you for having the self control to not make that a soviet russia comment....
  7. Simple Solution by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just use my 56k modem after dropping my DSL. No funky software to install.

    *locks himself in the bathroom and cries like a baby*

  8. Re:Soon to be required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, for once I'm glad I have AIDS and will be dead by the time the software upgrade is mandatory.

  9. Thats the answer!! by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Send Travis McGee down there to discuss your privacy with them!!!.

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  10. ITS TRUE! SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I recently switched over to Yahoo!/SBC DSL thinking it would be neat to have access to the Yahoo! features. I had a problem with the install (after agreeing to the Orwellian user agreement) and decided to call tech support. A fellow named O'Brien answered. It started out friendly and he guided me through setting up online Solitaire, but things rapidly deteriorated. He began to question me about my sexuality - pointed questions that were quite disturbing. I tried to deflect them and get back to my Yahoo! DSL problems but he wouldn't let up. Finally I told him that he was behaving inappropriately and I wanted to talk to his manager. He called me a "thought criminal" and said I was dressing too flamboyantly. He said he was watching me through my webcam (apparently I agreed to this in the Orwellian user agreement) and to remain seated, as he was dispatching a team of Yahooligans to begin my re-education. I sit here paralyzed with fear, knowing that all that once was is no more. Pray for me.

  11. Well..... by Newer+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny

    They do bill it as: "The Internet that knows you" They simply don't elaborate how much it knows....

  12. So what's the point? by Squirrel+Killer · · Score: 3, Funny
    The story's a little overblown - Yahoo's privacy policy reads that way because they offer financial services and the like, where they may well need financial information from you to provide the service.
    So if the story is an overblown, muck raking, piece of non-news, why are you bothering to post it to the front page? It's like yelling, "Hey guys, listen up! Nevermind!"
  13. Re:DirecTVDSL is out of business... by srvivn21 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uncanny... Four minutes after you post, your premonition came true.

    Any lottery tips?

  14. Contents of EULA by duck_prime · · Score: 3, Funny
    I doubt that in '97 the agreement I actually clicked "I Agree" on says that I agree to bend over and get fucked in the ass by any affilate Yahoo ever decides to every do any sort of marketing arangement with.
    Dude, you didn't read it too carefully then. Hark:

    NO LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall Yahoo! or its suppliers be liable for any special, incidental, indirect, or consequential damages whatsoever (including, without limitation, damages for loss of business profits, business interruption, loss of business information, or any other pecuniary loss) arising out of the use of or inability to use thE software product, even if Yahoo (WHO, INCIDENTALLY, RESERVES THE RIGHT TO MAKE YOU BEND OVER AND GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY ANY AFFILIATE YAHOO EVER DECIDES TO EVER DO ANY SORT OF MARKETING AGREEMENT WITH) has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Because some states and jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitation may not apply.
    For God's sake man, don't you read?