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Computer Geeks and Jury Duty in the US?

Stan Schwarz asks: "I just spent a day doing jury duty here in Los Angeles, and it was a colossal waste of time. I've been called for jury duty five times over the last 18 years, and I -never- get picked for a jury. I answer the five questions (name, where you live, marital status, occupation, spouse's occupation) and they throw me out. My lawyer neighbor says this is because they don't want computer people because we think logically and are not emotional. Have other slashdot readers had similar experiences with the judicial system? Or should I just develop a complex about this?"

173 comments

  1. I don't get choosen. by PFAK · · Score: 1

    Well here (Canada), the reason I don't get picked for jury duty is because I have contracted work for firms, and by breaking that contract I could be sued, I have to provide them with a contract showing that I would incure losses, etc.

    Also, if you will incure sufficent losses in doing Jury duty, at least in Canada, you are let off.

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  2. Makes sense by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    Your lawyer neighbor is probably right. But why develop a complex?

    1. Re:Makes sense by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Fummy - I was picked for a jury by the defense BECAUSE I was an engineer. It was a "child abuse" case with some twists - age, who was doing what to whom, who was related to wo and how, who started throwing punches. I imagine the defense lawyer thought I could get over the "That poor child!) reaction.

      Never got the chance - the prosecutor's star witness, sister of the victim, said the victim went into the accused's room and started giving him a hummer while he slept.

      After the mistrial was declared, the jury consensus was that the sister was getting banged by the stepfather too, and was jealous that he was getting some from her sister on the side.

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    2. Re:Makes sense by treat · · Score: 2

      that is so hot

    3. Re:Makes sense by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      You would think a reason for the defense to pick you would be recognised by the prosecutor as a reason not to.

  3. Winona Ryder by mjpaci · · Score: 1, Troll

    Winona had some hollywood exec on the jury that convicted her. So you're probably right, lawyers don't want logically thinking people on juries (cf OJ Simpson Jury).

    I was called for Jury Duty for the first time in my life (I'm 30) back in November. I went to the court (Salem, MA), sat in a room, and was let go along with the other 100 people called as all of the cases for that day settled before going to trial. (1 Day 1 Trial System)

    I would actually like to get called again and SERVE on a jury. In fact, serving on a grand jury would be fun.

    IANAL, however I do like reading decisions from the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals.

    --Mike

    1. Re:Winona Ryder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would actually like to get called again and SERVE on a jury. In fact, serving on a grand jury would be fun.
      BTDTGTTS

      I guess that it depends on what you consider fum. Some cases were interesting, some were deadly dull and some tought me about aspects of life that I would just as soon not know about.

      Civic duty? Yes. Entertaining? Well, de gustibus non disputandem est.

  4. Yep by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 2, Funny

    The whole jury selection process is flawed because they end up with nothing but dumb squares. Find the right audience, and you'll be able to convince them the sun is cubic.

    1. Re:Yep by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Please enlighten us, then. How would you improve the jury system?

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    2. Re:Yep by elmegil · · Score: 2

      Let's start with letting the judge decide who is and isn't biased before putting them in the box, rather than lawyers with a vested interest in trying to bias in one direction or another. I'm sure there are other obvious ideas out there, I'm just too braindead today to think of them.

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    3. Re:Yep by reallocate · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who decides that the judge is impartial?

      Besides, I'm not sure I'd want to be tried by a panel of 12 unbiased emotional eunuchs.

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    4. Re:Yep by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2

      Professional Jurors.

    5. Re:Yep by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      Professional Jurors

      You mean judges? Yeah, okay. Next!

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    6. Re:Yep by skinfitz · · Score: 2

      I remember a quote from somewhere regarding trial by jury - it went something like:

      "...being tried by twelve people who were not even smart enough to get out of jury duty"

    7. Re:Yep by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2

      No--I don't mean judges. You need to travel a bit. There are other countries around the world besides the United States. Some of them have a great deal of success with a professional juror system.

    8. Re:Yep by Zapman · · Score: 2

      How would I improve the Jury system? I'd make it a lot closer to my federal grand[1] jury experience.

      They call 45 ish people. They need 23. The list of valid excuses is pretty lean. When we got there, there were 26 of us. They put our names in a bucket, turned it, and pulled three names. The judge said "You three can go." Then swore the rest of us in as grand jurors.

      This would have to be modified slightly for a trial (or petite) jury. You'd have to give the lawyers SOME strikes for obvious bias, and start with a larger pool for the OJ Simpson cases of the world. Just make the number of strikes proportional to the pool. Once you have 24 'good men and true' (16 + 8 alternates), start the trial.

      [1] Note: Grand jury's decide if a case can go to trial. A trial jury (petite jury) is at the trial, with the judge, etc. At the federal level (at least in Atlanta, Ga), they are set for a year term, with 6 months after that for 'recall' status. There are 4 juries at any given time, one for the first 4 tuesdays in a given month. We show up between 1 and 4 days a month (usually 1 or 2. The last three day was 4 years ago, and no one remembers a 5 day docket), and see around 5-8 cases/investigations a day. Our 'burden' is much lighter than a trial jury. We only have to see if the accused had 'probable cause' in this case (aka: did they probably do the deed). We also only hear the prosecution's side of the case.

      We also hear investigations, basically a way that an attourney can question a potentially hostile witness under oath. These can go on for a while (which leads to the 'recall' status). We'd come back for minimal time to hear more evidence, or to see if an inditement is asked for from the AG.

      It was a fasinating experience. I saw a LOT of stuff I wouldn't have seen otherwise, but it was quite boring at times, and my boss wasn't exactly amused (nothing they could do about it though... The constitution has a minor trump card in this matter. If they even sniff that you're let go because of it, the feds will come down like a ton of bricks).

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    9. Re:Yep by elmegil · · Score: 2
      The judge is at least *expected* by the system to be impartial. Lawyers are expected to be quite the opposite.

      And if you want to be judged by people who can't use their brains to figure out anything, you get the "justice" you deserve. Personally, I'd rather have the impartial ones over the idiots any day, thanks.

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    10. Re:Yep by buffy · · Score: 2

      Though not usually one to nit pick, since you used it twice...the term is "petit" not "petite". They jury isn't selected for it's tiny size! ;)

    11. Re:Yep by qqtortqq · · Score: 2

      Just out of curiosity, if you had to guess, what percentage of cases did you approve to go to trial?

    12. Re:Yep by reallocate · · Score: 2

      I said I wouldn't want to be tried by emotional eunuchs, which is what it strikes me many self-described "logical" people are striving to be. Juries need to weigh the evidence, and jurors who pretend to be logical automatons can't do that.

      Meanwhile, your llinking of "idiots" to partiality is typical of the kind of arrogant bias exhibited my many /. posters, who seem to believe that they're a privileged caste.

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    13. Re:Yep by Zapman · · Score: 2

      About 99%. And we seem to have gotten a reputation as being rather 'harsh' as a Grand Jury on our attorneys.

      This fact has lead to a wide spread belief that grand juries are a rubber stamp on the process. However, you need to realize that about 95% of the cases we see are truly open and shut: "He has confessed that he did this.", or "He was deported, he's back, he's not allowed back, his finger prints match."

      As you might guess, we were quite happy when we saw those cases that fell into the 5%. Some were done by amazingly stupid people, others were wide spread rings of very inteligent people who just got too greedy.

      Finally, remember that we have a very light 'burden'. Proving that someone probably did something, when you only hear the evidence of the prosicution (sp) is pretty easy.

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    14. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we're going to nitpick, let's at least do it right.

      The terms "petit jury" and "grand jury" both derive from French terms for the same entities; those terms come from the relative sizes of the two juries ("small" and "big"). And since "petite" is simply the feminine form of "petit", the OP was on the right track, even if he did have the wrong gender.

      Plus, your last sentence is a grammar nazi's wet dream. "They" jury? "it's" size?

      Please, everyone, leave nitpicking to the professionals.

    15. Re:Yep by elmegil · · Score: 2
      Did you bother reading the original post which I was responding to? Lawyers have a vested interest in a jury made up of people who are easily manipulated. Lawyers get to do most of the picking and choosing that goes on. Therefore juries are typically pretty easily manipulated. A jury of "intellectual eunuchs" to borrow your phrase. Given a choice between those with no logical facility and those with no emotional facility, it's clear that at least with the logical bunch, I'll have some chance of an argument based on the facts, rather than what I look like.

      If you think that's arrogance, I can't fix you. Personally, it sounds to me like you have some really stupid stereotypes of logical people based on watching too much star trek. Logic can be tempered with emotion without you being an idiot. It's the fact that lawyers are looking for manipulable idiots that I'm railing against, not the populace at large.

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  5. huh? by Hanji · · Score: 1

    My lawyer neighbor says this is because they don't want computer people because we think logically and are not emotional.
    Can someone explain to me why this is a bad thing? It seems you would want logical thinkers and NOT highly emotional jurors...
    We want people convicted because they're guilty, not because the jurors don't like the way they look, right???

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    1. Re:huh? by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      The reason emotional jurors get picked more often is probably because the defendant gets to pick the jurors, and the defendant doesn't want to be arrested just because the evidence proves his guilt.

    2. Re:huh? by michael_cain · · Score: 4, Informative
      In the United States, trials are adversarial proceedings. The attorneys are supposed to exercise every opportunity to "win" for their client, within the restrictions imposed by law. Hence juror profiling, motions to disallow evidence, etc. This contrasts sharply with the role of trial attorneys in France, for example, where the purpose of the court is to establish the truth. Trial lawyers in the US are excellent at invoking the "right" emotional responses in jurors -- it's one of the things that makes a good trial lawyer versus an attorney who's good at research, prepping witnesses, writing briefs, etc.

      My father was called for jury duty frequently, but never sat on a jury in over 30 years. He was an accountant and an engineer by training, so defense attorneys did not want him in criminal cases because he had been trained to think in terms of the facts. He worked for an insurance company, so plaintiffs' attorneys did not want him in civil cases because there was usually an insurance angle to where the money would come from.

    3. Re:huh? by Spamlent+Green · · Score: 1

      Based on my experience, the defendant, or the prosecutor, for that matter, don't get to 'pick' anyone. They can reject a set number of jurors, but the ones that replace them come from the juror pool.

      Don't like Juror 901? Fine, but you have to replace him with the next available one in line -- Juror 1012. Maybe 1012 looks pretty soft -- great. But, the prosecutor might replace her with Juror 1013. etc...

  6. Should we be upset? Good question. by astroboscope · · Score: 3, Insightful
    My lawyer neighbor says this is because they don't want computer people because we think logically and are not emotional.

    So lawyers are rejecting exactly the fairest jurors, doing a grave injustice to justice. We should be outraged, but on the other hand...

    ...in a complex trial the personyears spent by the jury can easily outweigh the time of the sentence (if a guilty verdict is found, of course). Would society really be better served by disciplined thinkers spend their time in juries as opposed to whatever it is they would normally be doing? A bit bitter, but we're being given lemons.

    I think lawyers should have NO say on who goes in the jury. Not only can it skew the results, but it wastes a LOT of time. The time of people like you who are called in, interviewed, and rejected (I've heard of hundreds of people being summoned for high profile cases), and the court's time for the time spent interviewing and haggling. And they complain of a backlog!

    Sure, not every random person is suitable, but neither is every lawyer-edited jury. IANAL, but I suspect that the time savings from simplifying jury trials (and reducing the number of jury members while we're at it) would greatly outweigh the putative increase in the mistrial rate. Bumping up the frequency of venue changes would help.

    Since you asked about my juror experience as a geek, I was called once for a trial in Quebec, but I was in a Waterloo (Ontario) co-op program at the time. I was freaked out because the initial estimate of the trial length was 6 months, and even a couple of months would have delayed my degree by a whole year. Fortunately I did not have to go because they would have had to pay hotel bills since I was from out-of-province. It seems likely that professional geeks are more mobile than nongeeks, and therefore undersummoned for juries. In my case though, I was greatly relieved.

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  7. Well... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think the key is to have open-minded jurors. And computer geeks who think they know everything (and rarely do, especially about the law) are probably not a good selection.

    The law is logical if you've studied it inside and out and know all the reasons behind every little inconsistency. But if you haven't, you can't really make sense of it, so you just have to buy whatever the judge instructs you to.

    1. Re:Well... by Hanji · · Score: 1

      OK, I can agree with that, and that Computer geeks probably aren't the best jurors. But I fail to see how being logical is a problem...

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    2. Re:Well... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      The exact details probably just got lost somewhere along the telephone game from the person who taught the lawyer to the lawyer to Stan to Slashdot.

    3. Re:Well... by gnovos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But if you haven't, you can't really make sense of it, so you just have to buy whatever the judge instructs you to.

      Which begs the question, what, exactly, is the *point* of the law in the first place? If normal people can't understand it, how can they be expected to follow it? If the law doesn't mean what it looks like it means (requires the judge to interperet it) then why have actual writeen laws in the first place? Why not just have everyone come before a judge once a year and have him decide arbitrarily if you should be a free man or locked up.

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    4. Re:Well... by skinfitz · · Score: 2

      Quite obviously, because a lawyer's BS spiel will not work on a logical mind set. They want people they can manipulate emotionally. It's all BS in my opinion - I'd never do jury duty willingly. Whats the point if ultimately a judge can instruct the jury on what verdict to give?

    5. Re:Well... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      The law is logical if you've studied it inside and out and know all the reasons behind every little inconsistency. But if you haven't, you can't really make sense of it, so you just have to buy whatever the judge instructs you to.

      This statement concisely demonstrates why the law is broken.

    6. Re:Well... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Good points except maybe that last sentence. :)

      One of the things you are expected to do is seek legal counsel in the appropriate circumstances, like securities and tax law. So you may indeed have to spend some money to do it right, just like you might hire other consultants.

      Occasionally ignorance of the law is a defense -- the DMCA oddly enough.

      But yes, I agree with you, the rule that everyone is expected to know every law however complex is sometimes asinine. It is largely a rule of practicality, without which people might deliberately avoid learning about the law or lie about what they knew. The number of truly complex laws are few, and the details of the jury instructions may go more to splitting fine hairs and covering the bases to avoid appeal.

      One element tempering justice is the prosecutorial discretion not to bring charges, or to plead it out. The prosecutor has a lot of power in our system by controlling what does or does not see a courtroom. For civil cases, you have to take responsibility for injuries you inflict -- good precautions and good insurance are good ideas.

    7. Re:Well... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Occasionally ignorance of the law is a defense -- the DMCA oddly enough.

      Only to the criminal parts of the DMCA, and it's not really that odd. Any law is going to have a certain level of mens rea required, and because the DMCA is inherently a law invented by congress (and not a common sense rule such as murder laws), the level required is quite high.

    8. Re:Well... by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      No, the DMCA is quite unusual for having a willfulness element, which goes to the defendant's knowledge of the law rather than guilty conduct. For all the criticism the DMCA has gotten, it oddly enough also contains the key to Elcomsoft's acquittal. From reading news reports, I suspect the jury wanted to acquit and focused on this provision to do it.

      Staples is not relevant, it concerns whether the defendant knew the facts -- the "physical properties" of his gun -- not his awareness or ignorance of the law on such guns.

      Thanks for citing to Cornell Law, I went there. :)

    9. Re:Well... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      How would you propose to fix it?

      The law is complicated because life is complicated.

    10. Re:Well... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      No, the DMCA is quite unusual for having a willfulness element [politechbot.com], which goes to the defendant's knowledge of the law rather than guilty conduct.

      That's really not that unusual for the type of criminal law the DMCA covers. Criminal copyright infringement also must be done "willfully." Also, it's arguable whether or not the willfulness element really means knowledge of the law itself. That's just one judges interpretation at the moment.

      I agree that Staples is not directly relevant.

  8. Misconception.... by metacosm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You assumption about the task of the jury is incorrect. The jury is not present todo what the judge asks, they are present to distribute justice. Justice by a group of peers no less.

    In the US -- juries have slowly been stripped out power by judges and lawyers, but they are the backbone of the system (or should be).

    See: http://nowscape.com/fija/fija_us.htm ... juries should be _the_ backbone of our system. Juries should be removing laws that are set against the people (DMCA.. etc).

    Juries are a critical piece of the puzzle that makes America work... People need to remember the power they have...

    http://nowscape.com/fija/_600wrd.htm

    1. Re:Misconception.... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Huh? I never said the jury is there to do what the judge wants. But they do receive instructions from the judge on how to interpret the law, and these instructions shouldn't be second guessed. Jurors are there to decide issues of fact, not issues of law.

    2. Re:Misconception.... by metacosm · · Score: 2

      John Jay, the first Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, said: "The jury has a right to judge both the law as well as the fact in controversy." Georgia v. Brailsford, 1794.

    3. Re:Misconception.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Jay was wrong :). Thanks for the quote, though.

    4. Re:Misconception.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily. It is well within a jury's power to refuse a conviction even if the accused blatantly and without question, broke the law. It is a jury's DUTY to do so in the case of a morally unjust law. They represent the people, the society as a whole. If the law is unjustly being used against that society they can, and should, refuse to stand behind it.

    5. Re:Misconception.... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I certainly agree that it is within a jury's power to refuse a conviction even if the law was broken. But it's likewise within their power to convict someone even when the law was not broken.

      Neither are the DUTY of the jury. The jury is there to decide issues of fact, not whether or not they agree with the law.

    6. Re:Misconception.... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      No, he was quite correct. Jury Nullification is a very old legal tradition. William Penn was acquitted (of what I don't remember) by a British jury, even though they were confined by the judge for days. They staunchly refused to convict a man who had done no wrong, regardless of what the law said.

  9. I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When the jury is being sworn in, I do not raise my hand and have had to ask several times (I keep getitng called over and over) if it is okay to affirm I am telling the truth instead of searing. As a Quaker (yes, there are many Quakers who work with technology -- we're not the ones in horses and buggys), my belief is that I should always do my best to tell the truth, and swearing an oath (which, by the way, the Bible says not to do -- although I don't hold the Bible as inerrant at all), implies that one is telling the truth only at certain times and that it is okay to NOT tell the truth at other times. Almost every time this has come up, I see one of the lawyers making a mark on paper when I ask this question. I can't be sure, but I suspect that's when I'm struck.

    And the ironic thing is that, as a Quaker, I would feel it to be of the utmost importance to listen to both sides without prejudice and to value both sides equally as I weight the facts.

    In Richmond, VA, they take jurors from lists -- voting registration, property tax lists, driver's licenses, etc. I don't know if it is still true, but this used to mean that if you were on a number of these lists, you were more likely to be chosen, since your name was on the master jury list once for each of the other lists it was on (this is what I was told by someone working for the Jury Officer). I think the court should be required to have 80% of all eligible jurors serve before a juror is called back. I'm 40, and I was called 2 times while in college (given exemption because I was living out-of-town), once after that, again after I moved to a surrounding county (exempted since I no longer lived in the city), and, after moving back into Richmond, I've been called another 3 times. That's 4 times since I wsa 18 that I've served and 3 times I was called when I was not living in the district. While I try to maintain an even and calm viewpoint, I've gotten so many notices for jury duty, that I wonder if I'd able to make a dispassionate decision if I did sit on a case.

    1. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      And the ironic thing is that, as a Quaker, I would feel it to be of the utmost importance to listen to both sides without prejudice and to value both sides equally as I weight the facts.

      Yeah, but if you're a prosecutor, especially if you have a good case, you don't want to take any chances of having a hung jury. I wonder what the statistics are, but my guess would be that most court cases are probably won by the prosecution. So as a prosector you're generally not looking for an exceptional juror. Just one who is going to look at the overwhelming evidence and convict. Not one who's going to second guess the legal system.

      In other words, yes, you'd probably make a great juror. But it's still probably the right decision for one of the two lawyers to drop you.

    2. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Iamthefallen · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the ironic thing is that, as a Quaker, I would feel it to be of the utmost importance to listen to both sides without prejudice and to value both sides equally as I weight the facts.

      That's your problem right there, just start playing CS instead, they're much more emotional.
      Or you can fake it and still be a Quaker, just stand up and yell "WTF?! STFU!!!" at the defendant after each question, then "0wn3d!!!11! lol lol lol" as they're found guilty.



      To avoid the dozens of replies pointing out the obvious, yes, this post is a joke.

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    3. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Chacham · · Score: 1
      and swearing an oath (which, by the way, the Bible says not to do

      Where does it say that?

      implies that one is telling the truth only at certain times and that it is okay to NOT tell the truth at other times.

      Not really. The affirmation is that you will not only tell the truth, but you will say nothing but the truth. Further, you will tell all of the truth. Thus, it is opposed not only to not telling the truth, but also to interweaving in non-truths or leaving out some details.

      And the ironic thing is that, as a Quaker, I would feel it to be of the utmost importance to listen to both sides without prejudice and to value both sides equally as I weight the facts.

      ...and ignore the ideas of the prosecutor and defender, and more importantly, the law. Say, for example, the case was bigamy. Something perfectly all-right in the Bible, yet forbidden by US law. Would you be able to weigh the facts with equal seriousness? Or, better yet, say the person did something perfectly all-right in US law, but directly opposed to Quaker beliefs, would you still be able to be impartial?

      And even if you would be able to judge impartially and fairly within the framework of US laws, and completely disregard your own beliefs, would you put up a greater mental fight to the prosecutors suggestions, believing only that you should make inferences? The prosecutor has spent much time thinking about the case, much more than the jury member. That can leave the prosecutor to think that if some self-righteous person comes along who thinks he should make his own "impartial" inferences, that he (the prosecutor) would be better off without him. Ditto for the defender. And, you are probably correct here, I am just imagining what the two lawyers would think.

      On another note, to support your affirmations. The constitution says (Article 2, Section 1, final paragraph) that the president must "solemnly swear (or affirm)". Apparently, the framers took your concern well.

    4. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      It is perfectly okay to find someone has committed the acts they have been charged with, but not guilty due to the law being incorrect or unacceptable. It's called jury nullification, and in fact has probably happened more in bigamy cases in Utah than anywhere else. Seems a lot of Mormons did it, and would get arrested by the Utah government after the Feds forced them to make it illegal. It was all for nothing, however, as other Mormons would just find them not guilty and let them walk.

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    5. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Danse · · Score: 2

      Where does it say that?

      But I say to you, do not swear at all: neither by heaven, for it is God's throne; nor by the earth, for it is His footstool; nor by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the great King. Nor shall you swear by your head, because you cannot make one hair white or black. But let your "Yes" be "Yes," and your "No," "No." For whatever is more than these is from the evil one. Mt 5.33-37 (see also Jam 5.12)
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    6. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

      Where does it say that?

      "But above all things, my brothers, do not swear, neither by heaven nor by earth nor with any other oath; but let your yes be yes, and your no, no, lest you fall under ajudgment." James 5:12.

      Not really. The affirmation is that you will not only tell the truth, but you will say nothing but the truth.

      That's the point. That's why Quakers (most of us) will affirm, but will not swear.

      and ignore the ideas of the prosecutor and defender, and more importantly, the law.

      And you cite bigamy as an example. I should re-state here that I do not consider the Bible inerrant, by any means. (I do not believe Yeshua was born in Bethleham, I do believe he was married to Mary Magdelene -- and nowhere in the Bible or in any historical document from that time does it indicate she was a whore, as the Church claimed -- and I can state quite firmly I do not, in any way, believe in virgin birth.) That would go STRONGLY against one of the four primary testimonies of the Religious Society of Friends (the official name for Quakers) -- equality. I don't want to get into this discussion, but if a man can have 2 wives, then it would only be fair for a woman to have 2 husbands (to see how strongly Quakers feel about equality of all people, you can read up on how many Quakers were part of the underground railroad, or look up info on some Quakers, such as Susan B. Anthony).

      On a basic level, we live in the US. We choose to live in the US. If we don't like it, we can save our money and move to Iraq (or anywhere else). We also agree, by living here, to abide by the laws of the land.

      On most laws, I would feel strongly that someone who is living here is party to an implied contract that they are aware that the consequence of certain acts is a fine or jail time.

      On the other hand, there are some laws where I would have a very tough time finding someone guilty. For example, I could never have voted to convict Rosa Parks if the bus were segregated by law.

      And, as a side point, we're talking about criminal cases. Oddly enough, the one time (and only time) I was selected to serve, it was a criminal case and when the jury went back to deliberate, we started with a verbal poll. Five people ahead of me all said "innocent." I said guilty, and felt the stares of everyone in the room -- especially the first five. I explained my reasons, and after me the majority of jurors voded "guilty." In the long run, we voted for a conviction. I can't ever be sure, but I feel if I were not in there, and did not have the courage to say what I felt, that this person would have not been convicted.

      Every time I have had to go into the court room and been struck has been a civil trial, like a warrant in debt -- which i have no problem with. I've even had to file one against someone once.

      You make some good points. It's clear this is something you have thought about or are aware of. Thanks for your comments and thoughts.

    7. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      Isn't "swearing" just another word for "affirming"? If they asked you to "affirm" would you do it? If the bible said not to "affirm" would you not do it? It seems sort of arbitrary, although I respect you for holding to your ideals. I'm not sure *what* I personally would swear on since I'm not religious. Maybe a pet?

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    8. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Ah, NT, sorry. The OT (thus Bible, not Gospel) has no such commandment.

    9. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Ah, NT. I usually take Bible as referring to the OT. The NT would be appropriately referred to as Gospel. But, to each their own.

      >Not really. The affirmation is that you will not only tell the truth, but you will say nothing but the truth.

      That's the point. That's why Quakers (most of us) will affirm, but will not swear.


      My counter-point was to your comment of, "implies that one is telling the truth only at certain times and that it is okay to NOT tell the truth at other times." I think you misunderstood it.

      And you cite bigamy as an example.

      Just a quick one, but apparently, not a good one.

      I should re-state here that I do not consider the Bible inerrant, by any means.

      I believe it is inerrant. OT, that is.

      but if a man can have 2 wives, then it would only be fair for a woman to have 2 husbands

      Maybe, but the OT has nothing to do with fairness per se, rather what G-d's commandments are. Thus, fairness has no bearing here. Unless, that is, the person was only taking the Bible's commandments as suggestions to be pondered and possibly agreed to.

      On the other hand, there are some laws where I would have a very tough time finding someone guilty. For example, I could never have voted to convict Rosa Parks if the bus were segregated by law.

      I would have. She blatantly broke the law. Regardless of whether the law was fair or just, she did break the law, and I think of her as any other rabble rouser. To me, the end does not justify the means.

      I explained my reasons, and after me the majority of jurors voded "guilty." In the long run, we voted for a conviction. I can't ever be sure, but I feel if I were not in there, and did not have the courage to say what I felt, that this person would have not been convicted.

      That is commendable.

      You make some good points.

      Thank you.

      It's clear this is something you have thought about or are aware of.

      Yeah, I think about just about everything. Also, considering, my personal beliefs, I had what to think about regarding jury duty.

      Thanks for your comments and thoughts.

      You're most welcome. I'm generally glad to debate.

    10. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Danse · · Score: 2

      Never said it was a commandment. I believe the original post said something like "the bible says", not that it was a commandment. The bible says a whole lot more than just what's in the commandments. It's just something that Jesus supposedly said. I'm not religious anyway. I just posted the quote so that whoever asked would know what the guy was talking about.

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    11. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Never said it was a commandment.

      I figured, "which the Bible says not to do", meant commandment.

      I believe the original post said something like "the bible says", not that it was a commandment. The bible says a whole lot more than just what's in the commandments.

      But never does it say not to do something, without it being a commandment. Note, the OT has 613 commandments.

      I'm not religious anyway. I just posted the quote so that whoever asked would know what the guy was talking about.

      I appreciate it. I only challenged on my knowledge of the OT. I forget that many call the NT "Bible" instead of "Gospel".

    12. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by PD · · Score: 1

      Good for you for sticking to the framework that you fit your life into. I'd probably also get thrown out as well, because as an atheist, I'd ask for an alternate secular oath. Swearing "so help me god" means nothing to me, and if I swore that I'd consider it a carte blanche to do whatever I wanted. But if they asked me to swear on my personal honor that I'd tell the truth, do my duty, etc. then that'd mean something, and I'd stick to that oath completely.

      I suspect that I'll never have the opportunity to be a juror, though I'd like to serve in that way at least once in my life.

    13. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Spamlent+Green · · Score: 1

      As an atheist myself, I was a bit concerned how to handle that, but interestingly, 'God' or any other deity never came up in our affirmation as jurors, or that of the witnesses. It something to the effect of 'Do you swear or affirm to .....'

      But I imagine the 'god clause' varies by region/jurisdiction, etc..

    14. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Danse · · Score: 2

      Out of curiosity, what's the difference between the 10 commandments and the rest of them? How were they conveyed to people? The same way they were conveyed to Moses? Seems like he'd need a whole legal pad to write those down rather than some stone tablets. What do you consider the status of the NT to be? Is Jesus the son of God? Does he speak for God? Are the things he said considered commandments? If not, why not? I supposed different denominations believe different things, I'm just wondering about some of the specifics in this case.

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    15. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what's the difference between the 10 commandments and the rest of them?

      G-d commanded those ten to be written on sapphire stones. All other ones were only written in the Torah scroll.

      Other than that, there is no real difference, those are merely ten of the six hundred and thirteen.

      How were they conveyed to people?

      All except one, through Moses. The other was through Aaraon.

      The same way they were conveyed to Moses?

      Yes, but with less fanfare.

      Seems like he'd need a whole legal pad to write those down rather than some stone tablets.

      Not really. The Bible was written on a scroll. However, the details, known as the Oral Law, were committed to memory.

      What do you consider the status of the NT to be?

      Books. All-time best sellers though. :-)

      Is Jesus the son of God?

      Yes, as are you and I. G-d created the world, and as such we are all His children.

      Does he speak for God?

      I don't believe so. But Christians probably think so. I think it is a tennant of their religion.

      Are the things he said considered commandments?

      No.

      If not, why not?

      The Bible explicitly states that nothing can be added or removed from it. And, if a person says he is a prophet and that G-d wants it, he should be killed.

      I supposed different denominations believe different things, I'm just wondering about some of the specifics in this case.

      No problem. I'm not Christian, and I do not believe in Christian beliefs. I usually consider the "Bible" to be a reference to the Five Books of Moses, the OT being the Bible and the other 19 books, and the NT being the 36 additions by the church fathers, and the Gospel to be both the OT and the NT.

    16. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Danse · · Score: 2

      Interesting. I didn't know anything about the Bible saying that nothing could be added or removed? What verses can I look at on that one?

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    17. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Micah · · Score: 2

      Well, I guess Chacham won't consider this the Bible, but I sure do...

      "I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book. And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy, God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book." Revelation 22:18-19.

      Granted, that particular word might apply only to the book of Revelation, not the whole Bible. But I think the concept is there -- God doesn't want His words tampered with!

      "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever." -- Psalms 12:6-7

      And Jesus actually kept to that principle: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. Anyone who breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven." -- Matthew 5:17-19

      Jesus just took several points in the Law of Moses and said that it's really a HEART condition. Just not committing these sins is not good enough. The intention or desire to commit them also violates the law! All that, of course, leads up to the fact that none of us are perfect, or even good, in God's sight ("There is none righteous, no, not one" -- Romans 3:10). Which is why we are in desperate need of reconcilliation to God, which is something only Jesus, as God's UNIQUE Son, can do!

      Sorry for preaching, but you asked, and it sort of led to all this. :-)

    18. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, NT, sorry. The OT (thus Bible, not Gospel) has no such commandment.
      With all due respect to your beliefs, Chacham, it would serve you well to read other people's posts in the context of what they likely believe. As such, when you see the term "Bible" with a capital "B", and sometimes even without the capital "b", you will be right more often than not to assume that they refer to the combined Old and New Testaments.

    19. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Chacham · · Score: 1

      I understand.

      However, most of the time when I hear the terms, it is outside of Slashdot. And, they refer to what I said. Maybe it's just my circle of friends.

    20. Re:I Always Get Thrown Out For Another Reason by Chacham · · Score: 1

      Deuteronomy 13:1 (Masoratic). Though, in the NIV its, 12:32.

      The passages just after that talk about those who try changing it.

  10. Re:In Russia we do not need juries by waytoomuchcoffee · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, that's too bad, as it seems you have them

    Btw, the side with the weakest case (which is not necessarily the same as the "guilty" party) has a better chance of throwing out the "logical" thinkers, as they are the ones most apt to follow the judge's instructions.

  11. Funny thing... by ActiveSX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I read this story, and the fortune at the bottom of the page is:

    Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

  12. Re:Should we be upset? Good question. by camelrider · · Score: 1

    The lawyer's job is to obtain the best outcome for his client, whether the plaintiff or the defendant. The judge's is to ensure the trial is conducted 'fairly' according to established laws and procedures. Then it is up to the jury to determine guilt/innocence in a criminal proceeding or 'responsibility' in a civil suit.

  13. I'm not so sure ... by dmarcov · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My first time doing jury service was also in Los Angeles (downtown? Out in the Valley? -- maybe that makes a difference). This was a couple of years ago when you had to serve the full two weeks, none of this one-day and you're out stuff. After 4 days of playing CivII on my laptop in the assembly room, they asked for volunteers to go out to Van Nuys. I volunteered because it was closer to where I was living, I'm not there 20 minutes when I get called for a panel (wasn't called for a panel for 4 days downtown), they ask the std. questions -- I don't get excused, was foreman of my jury. I was clear enough about my role in the industry that I had to explain to the judge exactly what I did, and apparently that wasn't enough.

    YMMV, of course -- and perhaps it was just random chance. All I know is that I missed out on 6 more days of CivII. Seriously, I actually enjoyed it -- I wasn't serving with the brightest bulbs in the in the county, and the case wasn't terribly difficult (had one guy that as soon as the door was closed said, "Ok, he's guilty - where's the forms").

    Nowadays, with jury duty being 1 day/1 trial, there's really no excuse for folks not to serve. I know it's cliched and everything, but if I was on trial for something, I'd feel better knowing that there were slashdot folks on the jury, as opposed to 12 Angry Postal Workers.

    Ok, maybe not.

  14. you WANT to serve on a jury? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Dude, I'm going to remember this theory the next time I get called. Why would anyone WANT to serve on a jury?
    • Get screwed by your employer (one time I had to serve on a jury, didn't get paid for the week I was out, then when I got back I got more or less demoted). Sure there are laws against this, but they're no good if the agency won't get involved.
    • You serve on a jury and people in the audience are taking down your name and picture. Sure enough, a few days after a verdict against the plaintiff they're vandalizing your house and following your kids around in cars to scare them.
  15. I've heard the same thing, but I had to serve by nixman99 · · Score: 1

    My lawyer neighbor says this is because they don't want computer people because we think logically and are not emotional.

    So when I was called for jury duty, I proudly told them my profession (engineer), and expected to be rejected. However, the case involved two engineers, so I guess the defendent's lawyer tought I would be more sympathetic to his client.

  16. Helps to have a cop or two in the family. by lotussuper7 · · Score: 1

    Having grown up in a family with a few cops, and having worked for a security company is a sure way to get off the jury. (Father, uncles, cousins, brother-in-law.)

    Here in "Massachheeewwwssetts," they ask if any in your family are police, lawyers, work in the court system, etc.

    Since it's true for me, I have NEVER had to sit thru a trial (in 30 years). I have been called to sit and made it to the jurors box a number of times, but I always get release. Of course, I never know if it is the prosecution or the defense that has me kicked, but I have a strong feeling it's the defense laywers doing every time. :=)

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  17. Jury duty gossip by renegade600 · · Score: 1

    Personally I like serving on Jury Duty, the company I works for will pay me normally and the court will also pay me. Get paid twice. I get the day off of work with pay even if I am at the courthouse only five minutes.

    Besides, I served several times and since they ask jurors questions out loud, I learned interesting things about some neighbors :-)

  18. Re:/. Jururs by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2

    First Verdict!

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  19. Not just for computer people by Helmholtz+Coil · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's true for anybody with a technical background: they don't want engineers, physicists, etc.

    I work for a small engineering company, and I always wondered why people there would say in our weekly meetings "I've got jury duty, should be back before lunch." Turns out that most of the technical people there have had the same experience: when the lawyers find out what you do/what you're trained for, you're booted and fast.

    I've been told it's because technical people think logically and aren't as easily swayed by the lawyers, who often rely on surging emotions to win their case. But I think too it's because of our natures: as a juror you're not supposed to do any external research on your own. But suppose it's a case about a collapsed bridge and you're a civil engineer on the jury. Are you going to be able to resist? Or for those of us with some background in physics, if you were on a jury for a traffic accident, could you resist pulling out the ol' conservation of momentum, 2D mechanics, etc.? Maybe we're just harder to control.

    1. Re:Not just for computer people by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 3

      I can confirm the parent. I'm a physicist. When selected for jury duty here in Texas you fill out a juror form, which among other things has a space for occupation. I've never spent more than a morning over the past ten years in the *many* times I've been call for jury duty.

      The reason that lawyers don't like 'techies' on juries is that they, as rule, don't have 'tech' backgrounds, and having someone on a jury that does gives them nightmares.

      My favorite example is one where a teen was charged with the position of an illegal knife, specifically a butterfly knife. The teen's attorney ask the manger of the store that sold sold him the knife if she would testify on behalf of his client, and she consented.

      I'm addicted to Swiss Army Knives, multi-tools and the like, so the store was one of my favorite haunts. I was in the store just after she consented to testify, and she filled me in. As it turns out the portion of the Penal Code the the teen was being charged with was

      Section 46.01 (11) "Switchblade knife" means any knife that has a blade that folds, closes, or retracts into the handle or sheath, and that:...
      (B) opens or releases a blade from the handle or sheath by the force of gravity or by the application of *centrifugal* force.

      You'll note that the term centriFUGAL for is used rather than centriPETAL force.

      No doubt that physics type has chuckling now, as centriFUGAL force is not a real force but a pseudo-force. I loaned her three of my physics, and engineering texts with the pertinent sections marked.

      When the defense counsel ask her if the knife opened via centriFUGAL force she said no. That caused the prosecutor to *vigorously* object. Which of course gave the defense counsel an opening to introduce the section of the texts that I had loaned her. To say the least the prosecutor had a conniption, and as I understand it made the judge more than a tad unhappy. The prosecutor argued that the the law had really meant centriPETAL which the judge allowed.(Doesn't give one a lot of confidence in judges, does it.)

      To conclude: The teen was found guilty, but won on appeal. The appellate court was persuaded that centriPETAL does not have the same meaning as centriFUGAL by the following argument. The latin meaning of PETAL means to seek, where as FUGAL means to flee, thus the former means to seek the center, while the latter means to flee the center. Ergo, the words have diametrical opposite meanings. Example: gravity is a centriPETAL force thus is by definition a *downward* force, lift however is an upward force and thus centriFUGAL. Thus, to allow centriFUGAL to be used in the place of centriPETAL is equivalent to allowing the word UP to be used for DOWN.

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    2. Re:Not just for computer people by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      I read some hilarious cases where jurors went out and did their own research, not just looking stuff up but visiting accident sites, taking pictures, developing novel theories of the case, and returning to court with handouts for the other jurors.

      As you might imagine, this can sometimes cause problems. But yeah, as a lawyer it would be very hard to restrain myself, but I would avoid it. If I stumbled across anything significant, or knew something indepedently, however, I would report it to the judge -- if they want to toss me, they can and still get a verdict, provided I don't contaminate the others. Some places also have liberal policies allowing jurors to send out questions.

      But engineers and lawyers alike do sometimes serve -- it's not bulletproof.

    3. Re:Not just for computer people by vrt3 · · Score: 2
      I think "pseudo"-force is not the right word to describe centrifugal force. (it just depends on your reference system: for a reference system fixed to the handle of the knife, the centrifugal force is a very real force).

      Pseudo or not, it is still a force. I don't think the law should be changed, and I don't think your interpretation is correct.

      You are right of course that centrifugal and centripetal are opposites, but I disagree that the law had really meant centripetal. A knife can not open due to centripetal force, only due to a lack of centripetal force; which is equivalent to a centrifugal force without a reacting force to stop the blade from opening.

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    4. Re:Not just for computer people by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 2

      I would also point you to a couple of text where you may look up centrifugal force.

      Mechanics by Keith Symon

      Classical Dynamics of Particles and Systems
      by Jerry B. Marion, Stephen T. Thornton
      The Fourth edition I believe covers this material on pages 385-387

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    5. Re:Not just for computer people by vrt3 · · Score: 2

      I have no access to these books, but rest assured that I have a good understanding of these concepts. And remember that all of this very much dependent on the choice of reference frame, and that -- according to principles of relativity -- it is impossible for an observer in any reference frame to detect whether a particular force is a "real" or a "pseudo" force.

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    6. Re:Not just for computer people by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 2

      "Inertial frame. A non-accelerating coordinate system. One in which F = ma holds, where F is the sum of all real forces acting on a body of mass m whose acceleration is a. In classical mechanics, the real forces on a body are those which are due to the influence of another body. [Or, forces on a part of a body due to other parts of that body.] Contact forces, gravitational, electric, and magnetic forces are real. Fictitious forces are those which arise solely from formulating a problem in a non-inertial system, in which ma = F + (fictitious force terms)"
      -- http://spider.ipac.caltech.edu/staff/jarrett/LiU/r esource/misused_glossary.html

      We're talking classical mechanics here *not* relativistic mechanics.

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    7. Re:Not just for computer people by vrt3 · · Score: 2
      Seems to be a case of different definitions. If we're restricting ourself to non-accelerating coordinate systems, you're right of course that centrifugal force is not real. My textbooks never made the distinction between real and fictitious forces as explicit and dependent upon the kind of coordinate system as your citation; they were much more pragmatic: choose the coordinate system that's best suited to the problem at hand.

      Still, your claim (as I read it) that the word 'centrifugal' in the text of the law should be simply substituted with 'centripetal' is not correct. The blade doesn't open because of the centripetal force; it opens because it would need a centripetal force to stay closed, and there is no centripetal force, or it is not big enough.

      Also, you say "We're talking classical mechanics here *not* relativistic mechanics." Does the law specify that?

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    8. Re:Not just for computer people by catfood · · Score: 2

      That interpretation of "centrifugal" is a great example of using words to obscure meaning. You know, the lawyer knows, the defendant knows, and the judge knows that what was meant in the statute was "when something comes spinning out from the center of a rotating object." It's the normal everyday English meaning of the word even if it's not 100% scientifically precise in that sense.

      Come on. By your reasoning a statute that refers to a "line" such as a property line can't be enforced because a "line" in mathematics is infinitely narrow and has no endpoints and there are so such lines on property records. That's a crazy interpretation that has nothing to do with what the law is supposed to mean or do.

    9. Re:Not just for computer people by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 2

      "My textbooks never made the distinction between real and fictitious forces as explicit and dependent upon the kind of coordinate system as your citation; they were much more pragmatic: choose the coordinate system that's best suited to the problem at hand."

      I've no idea of what level of physics courses that you've taken. I hold a M.Sc. in Physics, and am currently serving as Adjunct Professor of Physics at a small college in Texas. The books that I referred you to in a previous post are upper division (Jr./Sr.) level texts for physics majors. Both are considered classics for advanced undergraduate mechanics courses. Many of the lower level texts do not go into *any* detail with regard to nature of fictitious forces / pseudo-forces. This is a falling on the part of the authors of such texts. The better text will touch briefly on the fact that centrifugal forces are fictitious and give an elementary treatment of the nature of real forces vs. fictitious forces. Still one does not get to the meat of the matter till an advanced undergraduate analytic mechanics course.

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    10. Re:Not just for computer people by vrt3 · · Score: 2
      A couple of points:
      • All of my education took place in Europe, Belgium. This (a) explains why my English isn't as good as yours and (b) makes it difficult to compare education levels
      • My diploma says I'm a bio-engineer in environmental technology (first cycle, second cycle), which is something that doesn't exist in the USA, I think. It is a 5-year study, comparable to M.Sc. level. Basics of physics (and chemistry, mathematics and other sciences) are studied, but of course not on the same level as a M.Sc. in Physics.
      • We did study the differences between real vs. fictitious forces, IIRC in the very beginning of our physics course.
      • Full name of the faculty is Faculty of Agricultural and Applied Biological Sciences. In accordance with the name, most attention is given to the applied aspect of physics and other sciences. I guess that's why we studied the differences between inertial and non-inertial systems, and we studied how to deal with both, but not that we should limit ourselves to classical mechanics and inertial coordinate systems when non-intertial are more appropriate for the task at hand: "use the right tool for the job"
      • Perhaps a shortcoming of our education is that little attention is given to demarcation of different scientific theories. At one time, while studying, I bought an introduction to quantum mechanics, because I found it was a severe hiatus in our study. As it turned out, the only hiatus was that the name 'quantum mechanics' was never mentioned; most of the concepts were covered in our study.
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    11. Re:Not just for computer people by mcmonkey · · Score: 2

      Heehee, perhaps Spock's little rant is one of the reasons physicists don't get picked for juries more often.

      The prosecutor argued that the the law had really meant centriPETAL which the judge allowed.(Doesn't give one a lot of confidence in judges, does it.)

      Actually, one of the judge's duties is to interpret the law. The law could be as broad as applying to all knives, could describe particular characteristics of some knives, or specify the exact make and model of knife this person was caught with.

      Such interpretations consider not only the letter of the law, but also the spirit and intentions of the legislature. In this case the judge felt the law was intended to restrict possession of the knife in question. This interpretation is a matter of law which may be basis for an appeal. Sounds like the system worked in this case. (Doesn't give me a lot of confidence in physicists trying to be lawyers.)

      There is also an issue of information which has not been presented as evidence and examined by both the prosecutor and defense entering into the jury deliberations. What if Spock was on the jury in the case he discusses and during deliberations he tells the other jurors he knows the knife in question releases on the application of centripetal force, not centrifugal force as specified in the law. Well, then Spock would be offering testimony, possibly poisoning the jury, and certainly causing grounds for appeal, if not a mistrial. If the judge instructs the jury centripetal force and centrifugal force have the same meaning and effect in regards to the law (which is not the same as in regards to physics) then the jury should consider those terms interchangeable. If this is indeed the case is an issue to be decided by the trial and appellate judges.

      To conclude, in this case the lawyers and judges did their jobs, the system worked, and if lawyers agree to not play physicist, will the physicists agree to not play lawyer? Though Spock may want to start offering his services as an expert witness. I can hear old man Weatherby now, "I would of gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that damn meddling physicist."

    12. Re:Not just for computer people by Spamlent+Green · · Score: 1

      I assume you weren't actually picked for the jury?

      We were prohibited from discussing/researching/etc. the case with _anyone_ -- especially anyone involved in the trial.

    13. Re:Not just for computer people by deblau · · Score: 2
      as a juror you're not supposed to do any external research on your own.

      This is the scariest thing I've heard in a long time. If I ever get called, I'm gonna do all sorts of research, and to hell with anyone if they think I'm 'biasing' myself. If I'm a juror, I've got a duty to Justice, not to the judge, and not to the lawyers. That means getting informed about everything I can, including to the laws actually on the books, not just the law 'as explained to you by the bench'. It is the duty of the judge to present the evidence of the case fairly to the jury, but I'll be damned if I let anyone else interpret the law for me -- that's my job. And if I think, under my own interpretation, that the law is unfair, I'll invoke my rights and acquit.

      Here's a quote, in case you find my opinion misguided:

      [I]f they can say upon their oaths that they know the law better than the court does, they have the right to do so, but before assuming so solemn a responsibility, they should be sure that they are not acting from caprice or prejudice . . . but from a deep and confident conviction that the court is wrong and that they are right. Before saying this upon their oaths it is their duty to reflect, whether from their habits of thought, their study and experience, they are better qualified to judge of the law than the court.

      Schnier v. People, 23 Ill. 17, 30 (1859), quoted in Howe, Juries as Judges of Criminal Law, 52 Harv. L.Rev. 582, 611 (1939)

      Of course, expressing knowledge about my basic rights and responsibilities as a juror will probably get me thrown out. I've only served once, and the case was settled after I was chosen to serve, so I never got to give the lawyers the bad news that they'd have to send me home.
      --
      This post expresses my opinion, not that of my employer. And yes, IAAL.
    14. Re:Not just for computer people by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 2

      "Actually, one of the judge's duties is to interpret the law."

      True enough, but it is the jury's duty to determine issues of *fact*. Thus, it is a juror may find that the facts in the afore mentioned case does not support a verdict of guilty.

      "There is also an issue of information which has not been presented as evidence and examined by both the prosecutor and defense entering into the jury deliberations."

      Facts which are considered to be with in the realm of 'common knowledge' do not have to be presented as evidence during the trial. A fact which a juror has, or may have retained from a normal public school education is considered to be within that realm. In other words if a fact is presented to students in a high school physics class as a matter of course then that fact may not be considered to be special knowledge. Indeed, a fact that is presented as a part of a general undergraduate physics course is highly likely to be ruled to be a matter of common knowledge. What is considered to be common knowledge is not a set of facts that the majority of the populous retains in their memories, but rather a fact of common knowledge is considered to be a fact that a member of the general public has a reasonable chance of encountering during his/her life. The likelihood off the retention of that fact is not at issue.

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      "Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex, I could pinch them." --Marvin the Martian
    15. Re:Not just for computer people by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 2

      "Well, then Spock would be offering testimony, possibly poisoning the jury, and certainly causing grounds for appeal, if not a mistrial."

      Partner, you're very much mistaken. Once a defended has been found not guilty in a criminal trial there can be no appeal due to the double jeopardy clause in the Fifth Amendment.

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      "Oh drat these computers, they're so naughty and so complex, I could pinch them." --Marvin the Martian
  20. Bah - anybody that can't get out of jury duty... by Glonoinha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bah - anybody that can't get out of jury duty isn't one of my peers. There is no way the courts could get 12 of my peers in a single jury. Not a chance :)

    That said, I suggest Juniors and Seniors in college, preferably during the off season (summer, xmas break...) They are smart(er), better read, up on current events, fair(er), and as of yet do not owe anybody anything so they do not have political burdens or obligations. Nobody is as smart as a college Junior or Senior, just ask them and they will assure you of that.

    As for me, I have a bunch of cards that generally get pulled. The 'unjustly busted for speeding when I wasn't by the evil highway patrolman' card comes out early, the 'race' card comes out after that, the 'eager to be a juror because I can spot a guilty man a mile away' card after that, followed by the 'of course he is guilty ... they don't arrest innocent people (do they?)' card. If all those fail, the 'I get to judge as I see fit, regardless of the actual laws, right??' card is guaranteed to get me sent home - but I generally never have to pull more after I throw down the 'racist' card.

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    Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
  21. programming not a black mark for me by at10u8 · · Score: 1
    My lawyer neighbor says this is because they don't want computer people because we think logically and are not emotional. Have other slashdot readers had similar experiences with the judicial system?

    Does your lawyer neighbor actually try jury cases and use lack of emotion to strike jurors? If so I could probably guess several elements of his temperament, and that leaves him in a position to be manipulated.

    Neither my degree nor my programming profession has kept me off juries. Don't get a complex, the sixth time may put you in a room with a dozen folks from outside your social circle and a patriotic mission.

  22. Just say you believe in Jury Nullification by ruebarb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    easy to get out of jury duty...Just say you believe in Jury Nullification...

    http://www.greenmac.com/eagle/ISSUES/ISSUE23-9/0 7J uryNullification.html

    and for most of us, it's true...(unless you believe that Law always equals Justice and the movites of superiors should NEVER be questioned..)

    basically, you're saying if you believe a law is BS, you have the right to acquit the defendant even if legally, the crime was committed...a good example would acquiting a guy who smoked pot because you believe the war on drugs is BS persecution.

    sometimes it goes the wrong way (good ol' boys who are acquited in the south of lynchings...) - but it is a right of the founding fathers...

    Lawyers HATE these guys, and in fact, if you believe in this and don't declare it...they can hit you for contempt of court...

    But I've contempt of our court system for a while now...

    RB

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    1. Re:Just say you believe in Jury Nullification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Just say you believe in Jury Nullification by cyberformer · · Score: 2
      Lawyers and judges have a duty to the law, so they may actually be prevented from mentioning jury nullification. This is the case in the UK: Jurors are allowed to "nullify" a law, but a lawyer who told them this would be held in contempt of court.


      Defendants are allowed to mention jury nullification, though, and often do so in cases involving stupid laws (drug possession, etc.). Lawyers sometimes get around the ban by arguing that one law violates another law --- for example, they can say that the law against marijuana violates human rights law in cases where people are using it medically. The jury then gets to decide which law is most important.


      There was a famous case involving a group of peace protesters who broke into an arms factory and smashed up a fighter jet that the company was about to (legally) sell to a foreign dictator. They were charged with vandalism and found not guilty, because they argued that the planes would be used for murder (a worse crime than vandalism).

    3. Re:Just say you believe in Jury Nullification by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      But if JN is a principle enshrined in the legal system, why shouldn't lawyers/judges be informing juries of this? You think that defense attorneys in particular would want fully-informed juries.

      Just goes to show how ignorant our society is and how warped the system is.

      Hey, anybody from South Dakota care to comment on what the heck happened to the Fully Informed Jury Amendment referendum on the the ballot this fall? I heard it failed, probably due to heavy lobbying against it. Any details? I haven't seen any in the news.

  23. Computer Geeks Married to Lawyers by trentfoley · · Score: 2
    I don't understand the jury selection process at all.

    Before my wife passed the Bar, I would get the occasional notification for jury duty. I have not been called once in eight years since she passed the Bar and started practicing law. For those that don't know, lawyers are exempt from jury duty (although their spouses are not)

    Back when I did get called for jury duty, I would go show up and answer their questions. Each time, when the selection process was happening, they changed my occupation from "systems admin" or "database admin", or whatever I put down, to "white-collar-worker" and then I would be summarily dismissed -- and, a bit worried about being mugged on my way to my car. Maybe its just Saint Louis, Missouri, but it seemed to me that they wanted uneducated housewives or factory workers.

    But, like I said, I don't understand the jury selection process at all. Neither does my wife who practices in federal courts without juries.

  24. Jury selection should be more random by etymxris · · Score: 1

    Suggestions so far have been pretty bad. The problem, as the original poster suggested, is that lawyers want people they can manipulate. The answer is to make it more difficult to exclude people. That way the lawyers have less control over the constituency of the jury.

    There are often good reasons to exclude potential jurors. But we have gotten to the point where each lawyer on the case can exclude X number of people, for no reason whatsoever. There should be very narrow and well defined criteria for which potential jurors should not serve. These criteria should be similar to those judges use to recuse themselves from cases where there is a conflict of interest.

    If the lawyers can no longer control the constituency of the jury, then the jury itself has a better chance of being a jury of "peers", rather than a jury of "people the lawyers thought they could manipulate". Of course, jury selection itself is not totally random, lists of potential jurors are limited to voters/property owners/licensed drivers.

    But a semi-random list is certainly much better than a list that reflects, prima facia, people who lawyers thought would be easier to convince of their case.

  25. Are you sure that you want to be on a jury? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    [Posting anonymously for obvious reasons. Don't want some guy getting out of jail and coming after me :)]

    I served on a jury once, and it was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. Although it was interesting to get a glimpse inside the system, it's a very weighty feeling to be responsible for judging someone guilty or innocent and possibly condemn them to prison for life.

    They never asked me about my occupation. I just happened to have the second lowest juror number of everyone there, so I was one of the first called up. The way it works where I live is the jurors are called up in order and the defense and prosecution can either accept you for the jury or decline. They keep going until they have 13 people (12 jurors and one alternate). They each have a limited number of declines (maybe five?) so there is an incentive to take the first few people and save the declines for when they really need them.

    It was a sad case, involving armed robbery, carjacking, and a poor guy being locked in his own trunk. There was, IMHO, not a lot of direct evidence to tie the defendant to the crime, at least according to my logical geek mind, but enough to convict him according to the law. No one was able to testify that they actually saw the robber's face, just heard his voice. The clincher was when the suspected accomplice testified against the defendant. His testimony was crucial, but he was so reluctant to testify against his friend that he just danced around the questions and only at the end said that the defendant was the guy. There was also some insinuations that he'd only agreed to testify as part of a plea bargain, so his testimony was somewhat suspect.

    We found him guilty, but it was a wrenching decision. Props to the judge for being very fair throughout. Afterward, he came to the jury chamber and told us that he thought we made the right decision. He told us that, depending on how he structured the sentence, the guy could go to jail for the rest of his life. While I'm glad that a guilty man will be punished it was very difficult to have it happen through my hands. Someone asked how old the guy was and then, only after the trial was over, the judge was able to tell us that he was only 19. It was like the air went out of the room. 19??? And we'd just played a part in sending him to jail for life. Of course it was his own deeds that he was punished for, but if you take it seriously, it's hard to have the decision rest on your shoulders.

    I'm glad that I did my duty and that, for the most part, justice was served. I'm sorry for the victim and his ordeal. But it was a heavy experience and I don't ever want to have to do it again.

    1. Re:Are you sure that you want to be on a jury? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      [Posting anonymously for obvious reasons. Don't want some guy getting out of jail and coming after me :)]

      Sure, lots of convicts read /. Wouldn't want to get ratted out by the cell block sysadmin.

  26. Re:Should we be upset? Good question. by etymxris · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The lawyer's job is to obtain the best outcome for his client, whether the plaintiff or the defendant. The judge's is to ensure the trial is conducted 'fairly' according to established laws and procedures. Then it is up to the jury to determine guilt/innocence in a criminal proceeding or 'responsibility' in a civil suit.

    Given that each of the lawyer, judge, and jury have different roles, doesn't it seem a miscarriage of justice to allow the lawyers to select the jury? Lawyers cannot select the judge that hears their case, why should they be allowed to select the jury?
  27. Re:Should we be upset? Good question. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I think lawyers should have NO say on who goes in the jury. Not only can it skew the results, but it wastes a LOT of time.

    I agree! It is a stupid, wasteful, undemocratic process.

    Perhaps allow a scaled down version for murder trials, but for the rest just randomly pick them. Half the jurors lie anyhow.

  28. My three times.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    First time I got a notice, I called in that week but my number was too
    high and the cases got settled. So no dice.



    Second time I actually came in, set around for 4 hours and got paid
    $16. Not bad for a normal college kid with no money.
    Sadly, I actually wouldn't mind doing jury duty.



    Third time got a survey for a federal jury duty. Put occupation
    as college kid and never heard back again. oh well.

  29. My experience with jury duty by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny
    Jury duty is normally an interruption in a software developer's work flow. But you can turn jury duty to your advantage if you follow these simple tips, which worked for me:

    1. Bring a laptop on which you can do work. If your job cannot be done on a laptop with no network connection then you are screwed and should take the alternate approach, finding excuses to get out of jury duty.

    2. Find the outlet in the jury pool room, and sit next to it. Arrive early if you have to. Your laptop battery will not keep you going long enough, so you must plan to run on AC power. If there is only one outlet, you must not let anyone else sit next to it. To avoid problems, you may want to arrive early or bring an extension cord.

    3. Pretend to be an idiot during voir dire. This is crucial. Courts take a dim view of software development work in the jury box. The place you want to spend your time is the jury pool room, not the courtroom. It's easy to minimize the time you spend in the courtroom. During the voir dire process, be sure to express at least one of the following opinions whenever any question is asked of you:
    • Of course I'd be more willing to believe a police officer!
    • I wouldn't follow a judge's instructions if I knew the law was wrong.
    • Well duh, rights aren't for guilty people!
    • This case personally interests me very much and I can't wait to be on the jury!
    • Of course he's guilty! Why else would they arrest him?
    • Although I'm not a lawyer, I'm familiar with the law from what I've read on Slashdot.
    • I am biased against all races.

    You may still get picked for a jury despite your best efforts. If this happens to you, make sure you have something dry and technical to read, like a printout of some API documentation. (Don't bring anything more interesting along or you'll end up reading that instead.) Most judges don't care if you catch up on your reading during the procedural lulls that consume most of the court's time, when your attention isn't needed. People read romance novels on juries all the time. But I think an open laptop would be pushing it.

    4. Don't make any friends. Remember, you're going to jury duty to get lots of work done, not to socialize! The reason jury duty is great is that it forces you to work because there's nothing else to do and no one interesting to talk to! No meetings, phone calls, emails, or Slashdot. You have to take advantage of this valuable time. If you make friends in the jury pool room, you defeat the entire purpose of not trying to get out of jury duty!

    Seriously, I got called for jury duty and I got an amazing amount of work done that week. It was unpleasant and uncomfortable as hell while I was there, but afterwards it was definitely worth it.

    1. Re:My experience with jury duty by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Thanks for perhaps the most frightening insight into the mighty jury system that I've ever read. You should be ashamed of yourself. Oh, and get some help on the workaholic front. I sure hope you're not married.

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
    2. Re:My experience with jury duty by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

      Thanks for your friendly advice. Actually I don't know why I wasn't chosen (a domestic squabble case came up, and I answered their questions honestly). I don't know why. You would think I would be a great juror.

    3. Re:My experience with jury duty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was picked for US District Court (pool) recently.
      Nothing electronic -- laptops, PDA's, cellphones -- was allowed into the building. This was post 9/11.

    4. Re:My experience with jury duty by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

      Oh man! 9/11 has just screwed everything up. (Actually, I was in a county courthouse so things were much more lax.) But how do they expect to get any good jurors now if they make it so hard for intelligent people to keep themselves busy for so long?

      I hope I'm never charged with a crime. My future would be decided by people who can entertain themselves for days with crossword puzzles and word searches. Makes a shiver go up your spine, doesn't it?

  30. is this a bad thing? :) by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    Okay, so, knowing what you just found out, when I got called to jury duty a year or so ago, when they got around to the elimination round, I was asked about evidence, etc., and I mentioned that fingerprints at a crime scene don't indicate guilt or innocence, just the presence of that person at the crime scene. I was the first one rejected. Aww, too bad. Lawyers are easy marks. :)

  31. not really by NaturePhotog · · Score: 2

    I have a similar record of times called for jury duty and not being on a trial (~8 times in 15 years). The last time was in the county superior court for a murder trial. Was I not selected because I'm a techie? Probably more likely because I'm against the death penalty or because I have a sister-in-law who's a lawyer for the state of CA.

    Several hundred people were called for this one trial alone, but it takes that many to get a jury of 12 people plus 12 alternates. Some are eliminated because they've heard too much news about the case. Some because of their feelings about the laws concerning the case (e.g., the death penalty). Some because they have family in law enforcement. Some because lost work time would be a financial hardship. Some for health reasons. We filled out a lengthy questionnaire, and many people were doubtless automatically eliminated because of answers to various questions.

    But eliminated because they're a techie? I don't think so. Several years ago a co-worker (one of the seniormost programmers) was called for a kidnap and rape case, and ended up serving on the jury. He ended up being jury foreman as well. He said at the time that many of the jurors selected were older, retired folks.

  32. Maybe I'm strange... by shepd · · Score: 2

    But I see all these people in this forum with ways they get out of jury duty. Being on a jury is one of the most important duties in your life. IMHO, doing jury duty is as much a service to your country as joining the army. Why is it that people treat the job with such chagrin? You are deciding the fate of someone; you have the most direct role in the legal system possible (assuming a criminal court).

    Really, if I were called for jury duty, I'd be chuffed to have the opportunity to involve myself with the legal system in this way. As long as I don't stand to lose millions of dollars or my life, I'd certainly not make any excuses.

    Bring it on. I'm just waiting for the opportunity...

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    If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    1. Re:Maybe I'm strange... by QuantumG · · Score: 2
      Really, if I were called for jury duty, I'd be chuffed to have the opportunity to involve myself with the legal system in this way.

      and that's why you'll never be picked.

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
    2. Re:Maybe I'm strange... by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      Why is it that people treat the job with such chagrin?

      Like being in the army, it's a good thing only after it's long over. Being in it sucks and you spend most of your time wanting to be out. On the other hand, even the OJ jury didn't have to put in their full 20 years- why couldn't I have done jury duty instead?

      --
      I spent a year in Iraq looking for WMD and all I found was this lousy sig.
    3. Re:Maybe I'm strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because many (most?) of us regard the process as broken/corrupt and the compensation hopelessly inadequate ($5-$20 US a day plus milage? Hello? Anyone home?).

      Tell you what - raise the compensation rate to the same as whatever job I work, quit treating jurors as a necessary evil to be manipulated by the defense and prosecution lawyers instead of as the basis of the US criminal justice system, and I'll bet the courts find it 10 times easier to get jury pool candidates who aren't figuring out a way not to serve.

    4. Re:Maybe I'm strange... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Because many (most?) of us regard the process as broken/corrupt and the compensation hopelessly inadequate ($5-$20 US a day plus milage? Hello? Anyone home?).

      While this is true, there are many in my country (Canada) who serve in a military so hopelessly outdated, that pays them barely a pittance, and forces them to live in substandard housing, simply because they feel that they are serving their country.

      Seems to me the least anyone can do is jury duty. Even pacifists (such as myself) should feel just fine about it.

      But hey, each to their own, I suppose.

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
  33. I got picked--and hung the jury by mrblah · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm a software engineer and I got picked for a jury a few weeks ago in southern California. There was also one other programmer on the jury. As it happened, the two of us hung the jury. We were the only ones that, despite believing the guy did what he was accused of, felt that there wasn't enough evidence to convince us beyond a reasonable doubt. Most of the other jurors wanted to convict the guy and would look at the evidence from perspectives that would allow them to do that. In other words, for them if it was possible that he did it given the evidence, then he was guilty.

    In California, at least, this is further confused by the jury instructions we were given. In california, circumstantial evidence is allowed, and the jury instructions state something like "if there are two explanations, and one is reasonable and one is not, you must accept the reasonable explanation." But what it doesn't say is that the evidence must convince you beyond a reasonable doubt that the reasonable scenario actually happened. The other jurors took this to mean that if they felt the prosection's story was more reasonable than the defendent's story, then they could convict him. We finally got an opportunity to get the judge to clarify these instructions and explain that any decision must be proved beyond a reasonable doubt by the evidence, but by then the others had already made up their mind.

    All in all, it was a very disturbing experience. All I can say is that if I'm ever accused of a crime, I pray that there is a programmer on my jury!

    1. Re:I got picked--and hung the jury by sheldon · · Score: 2

      Watch the movie "12 Angry Men" starring Henry Fonda...

      It's about a jury that goes through the exact same thing. It's kind of shocking how it concludes and really makes you think.

  34. Re:Should we be upset? Good question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So lawyers are rejecting exactly the fairest jurors, doing a grave injustice to justice.

    Wouldn't the most fair jurors be lawyers or judges? Somehow I'm guessing they usually get declined as well.

  35. OJ Trial. by snoozerdss · · Score: 1

    To bad the OJ trial didn't have some logically thinking geeks on it........

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    Snoozer.
  36. Re:Should we be upset? Good question. by astroboscope · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't the most fair jurors be lawyers or judges? Somehow I'm guessing they usually get declined as well.

    Geeks of a different sort ;-) They may also have a conflict of interests. That could be ameliorated by changing venues, but still the other jurors would probably be intimidated by the lawyer in their midst. I think the fix for that would be to instruct all jurors not to reveal their occupations to each other.

    To clarify what I originally posted, I think random juror selection is fairest to jurors, the plaintiff, and the accused, but I accept that some jurors should be rejected, with the biggies being conflict of interest or unreasonable burden for a juror. I have a feeling that weeding out conflicts of interest, as objected to by the lawyers, may have been the seed that the current mess sprouted from, but obviously the fraction of rejected jurors should be lower than it is.

    A fair judge would be a good position to spot trouble early, but if all judges were reliably fair we wouldn't need juries so much. The rejection rules should be specified before hand (i.e. no lawyers), probably by a legislative body. Statistically, the best rejection threshhold and jury size would be a very interesting optimization problem.

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    If we were ants living on a Rubik's cube, differential geometry would be a little more confusing.
  37. The jury system isn't there for jurors by mbstone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Remember that even seemingly minor disputes are very important to the people involved!

    Juries protect the rights of people who are accused of crimes, and they protect injured people from insurance companies that won't pay claims (the defendant in any given civil case is nearly always an insurance company). Today's Bushie-Republican judges almost always rule in favor of the rich and powerful, and against the poor and weak, no matter what the merits of the case. Someday you or someone you love might actually benefit from having 12 ordinary people in the box!

    Yes, computer professionals are thought of as unfeeling and/or unable to assign a dollar value to things that can't be objectively quantified, say, "pain and suffering" damages in civil injury cases. The more I read Slashdot, the more I am convinced that this stereotype is TOTALLY, 100% VALID.

    Yes, the system was designed in an age long ago when jurors' time was less valuable than today; and there are many rules that don't make sense, even to many lawyers. The only consolation I can offer is that most of the rules are there for a reason, lawyers are not exempt from jury duty (at least not in California), and you are performing a valuable public service that you would really appreciate if you were in the other guy's shoes.

    IAAL, and I get bounced out of the blue chairs even quicker than you do.

    1. Re:The jury system isn't there for jurors by CharlieG · · Score: 2

      Todays Bushie-Republican Judges?

      I guess you have NOT been following the fact that the Senate (democrat) didn't approve any of Bush's judges - you can't blame it on him

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      -- 73 de KG2V For the Children - RKBA! "You are what you do when it counts" - the Masso
    2. Re:The jury system isn't there for jurors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The more I read Slashdot, the more I am convinced that this stereotype is TOTALLY, 100% VALID."

      Totally? I think not. The last time I can remeber having an emtional response to anything is at least a week ago.

  38. Re:Exempt Occupations by CharlieG · · Score: 2

    Guess what - one of the BIG changes here in NY was that about 5 years ago they dropped the exempt occupation list - even Lawyers, MDs and Cops have to serve now! One of the more interesting times was when Rudy G (the Mayor at the time) was called for Jury Duty - yes, one of the lawyers had him tossed off the panel

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    -- 73 de KG2V For the Children - RKBA! "You are what you do when it counts" - the Masso
  39. Reading material by bluGill · · Score: 2

    I checked out Reading People:How to Understand People and Predict Their Behavior-Anytime, Anyplace from my local library, and I STRONGLY recomend everyone who is interested in this story do so. The author is a professional jury selecter (She help selecte the Jury for the O.J. Simpson case), and her insites will help you understand what is going on.

    Note: I found myself wanting to throw this book against the wall several times, Arguing out loud with it, and other behavior only reserved for things that are really wrong. In other words I don't recomend this as a way to learn to read people (not that I claim to know anything about reading people), so much as a way to understand lawyers. Not that I disagree with it so much as I find it horiable that people are choosen/rejected for the reasons stated. Often what she would call a definate no for a jury is someone I would want!

    Ps: that link is to amazon.com, because it was the first I found. I know there are better companys to order from.

  40. They want idiots by bluGill · · Score: 2

    My grandpa recalls two cases. One he was selected for, and he stood up the first day of the trial and said "Your honor, it is true that I don't know the defendant, but I know three other people he has beat up". The lawyers couldn't get him out of there fast enough after that. (and because he knew those people he shouldn't have been selected anyway) However the other jurers would have no opportunity to know that this is not a one time incident, something he felt was important to suggest.

    Another time a friend was on a big murder case, and they described cutting open the defendants coat and finding some metal, and that was the critical evidence that allowed them to convict him. Only afterwords was it pointed out that the coat had been to the FBI experts, and the odds of them not finding such critical evidence is low. However after the FBI was done with it other people (prosicution...) had opportunity to plant evidence. (Typically the jury isn't allowed to handle evidence, this was an exception that we don't understand)

    In other words, the lawyers from both sides have it in their best interest to not have thinkers finding holes in their arguments. Normally the prosicution has things in order in criminal cases, and guilty is fairly likely (why waste your time with a trial if you are not 100% sure he is guilty. however sometimes they are wrong.)

  41. the Microsoft case contradicts you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see... Thomas Penfield Jackson: appointed by Ronald Reagan, a Republican. Collen Kollar-Kotelley: appointed by Bill Clinton, a Democrat. The judge who handled the case before Jackson was also appointed by a Republican president. Of all these, Kollar-Kotelley was the only one to hand Microsoft a victory.

    Get your head out of the sand, and join the rest of us in the Real World(tm, patent pending).

    1. Re:the Microsoft case contradicts you by mbstone · · Score: 2

      Um, wasn't it Attorney General John Ashcroft who settled the case his Justice Dept. had already won??

    2. Re:the Microsoft case contradicts you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. We all know that Ashcroft got the AG position as a consolation prize when he lost the Missouri gov. election in 2000.

      Justice lost the appeal (the Clinton-appointed Kollar-Kotelley set aside the verdict) and Ashcroft refused to pursue the case any further.

      The original point still stands, though. The original poster was taking issue with "Bushie-Republican judges". The argument falls apart on the Microsoft case.

  42. "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have sat in jury pools a bunch of times, but never been picked for a jury. So I definitely like the explanation that lawyers don't want smart, independent thinkers who might lead the jury astray.

    Being in a jury pool is fun, if you have the time. The last jury pool I was in with a recent Nobel prize-winner--he and I both smoked, so we ended up hanging out, talking sci-fi, swapping our favorite paperbacks back and forth, etc. He told me the coolest thing he bought with the Nobel money was cordless phones--he loved being able to make calls from the bathtub. I imagine he has a cellphone now, this was a few years ago. Watching lawyers question this guy for a jury was truly hilarious, as he is trying to give such careful, accurate, truthful answers and they really just want some excuse to get rid of him fast.

    Another time, I sat around a big table (reading, hiding from the TV) for 5 days, where most of the conversation was led by a kid who worked in the local Toys-R-Us, who spent all 5 days boasting loudly about how he could steal us all the toys we wanted if we just drove up to the loading bay and asked for him.

  43. Re:Nope by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    It is a stereotype that all jurors are sheep.

    Remember that trials are adversarial -- dumb juries cut against both sides, yielding random verdicts. Of course, foolish lawyers may still want dumb jurors. But also, remember that half teh litigants lose, and the loser is going to tend to badmouth the decisionmaker.

    Jury philosophy varies, and sure a lot of it is art, but I know of three very bright federal judges I worked with who served on juries (two of whom are *very* intellectual, and emotionally barren), plus plenty of clear-thinking college graduates. Especially if the subject matter is complex, you may want logical jurors. For a slip&fall, maybe the more emotional ones will help the plaintiff -- but what will the defense do in response?

    State practice varies a lot; New York for one until recently had broad exclusions for everything from lawyers to undertakers (IIRC these were repealed). Thus the jury pool may be trimmed down in advance.

    Under the federal system, the only one I know in detail, the parties have a limited number of peremptory challenges; all other challenges must be for-cause. The peremptories (3?) can be for any reason short of race or sex discrimination, etc.

  44. Re:I've heard the same thing, but I had to serve by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    I guess the defendant's lawyer thought I would be more sympathetic to his client.

    So were you?

  45. Re:Exempt Occupations no longer by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    I went to law school in NY state and was pleased when they abruptly changed the rules. The old list of exclusions was outrageous, everything from all lawyers (gee I wonder who wrote that one in?) to undertakers to nurses.

    You are right that automatic disqualifications vary from place to place.

  46. Lawyers do serve by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    The rules vary depending on where you are. I know of a number of lawyers who have served jury duty, including 3 federal judges -- 2 appeals court and the magistrate.

    The magistrate was pretty funny when describing her experience. She said she looked forward to getting some insight, and declined to be foreperson because she wanted to observe. I think it was a medical malpractice case, and she said the jurors started saying something like, well, we don't think the doctor did anything wrong, but we should give the plaintiff some money anyway. She piped up politely that she was pretty sure they had to find negligence first (the verdict form must have indicated this -- do step A then B). Now she's probably looking at juries cockeyed.

    That's an example BTW of prohibited jury nullification -- jurors ignoring the rules to do what they want, here probably figuring it was just some insurance company taking the hit. It's ugly.

    1. Re:Lawyers do serve by trentfoley · · Score: 2

      I stand corrected -- by posts, and a mental bitch-slap from my wife. It does indeed vary by locale. However, here in St. Louis, MO, lawyers don't serve jury duty. Rereading my post showed that I missed making a point: Does the fact that I'm married to a lawyer have anything to do with the fact that I haven't been summoned in over 8 years? Or, am I just lucky? Or, is this normal?

    2. Re:Lawyers do serve by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Does the fact that I'm married to a lawyer have anything to do with the fact that I haven't been summoned in over 8 years? Or, am I just lucky? Or, is this normal?

      I think it was that nervous tic of yours. :)

      That you haven't been summoned in over 8 years sounds like blind probability. I haven't been called in 5, though I did get a pre-questionnaire. Do they keep data on you somewhere? Did you move when you got married? Jurisdictions vary in how they stock and purge the juror pool, using voter registration, tax records and the like. Maybe if you call them you can get back in the queue. Of course, they'll also decide you're insane. :)

      Yeah, I got your point about spousal contamination. I don't know jury practice but I do know lawyers worry about the influence of family members. They're looking for some hint of unfavorable bias of prejudice. Although juries have been studied extensively I get the sense a lot of what the lawyers do is superstition. But hey, if your superstitions win cases -- and aren't repugnant to the Constitution -- go for it.

      Here is one discussion of philosophy culled from Google.

      *
      So how is it being married to a lawyer? Do you think she argues too much? Or do you finds the sprinkles of Latin phrases (res ipsa loquitor!) sexy? My wife seems OK with it, but I do have to remember not to go for broke. :)

  47. Your Time Will Come by Mignon · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There is much talking-out-of-asses here. (Imagine that!)

    I was a math student (ABD) and turned computer programmer in the financial industry - pretty geeky credentials. A year and a half ago I was interviewed for the jury on a securities fraud case. I thought for sure I'd be rejected when they found out my line of work, but that didn't seem to faze the lawyers.

    In fact I was selected, and it turned out that the government used as evidence my company's data and graphs of stock prices of some of the securities in question. I found this somewhat surprising because I had told them that I work on the code that displays those types of graphs. All they asked me about that in the interview was whether I thought it would interfere with my ability to make a fair decision. I said that no, it wouldn't

    On the other hand, some years before, I was rejected from a case when, in the interview, I raised what I thought was something relevant. (Nothing work-related.) A lawyer asked the same question - if I thought my experience would interfere with my ability to make a fair decision. I think that saying "I hope not" was probably what caused them to reject me.

  48. No jury duty for me by merlyn · · Score: 2

    I don't think I'll be serving jury duty any time soon. But I don't recommend my method to achieve such status in general. {grin}

  49. bottom of the 9th by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    I've never served (called 3 times -- twice in Mass, but told I didn't have to come in) and think I would like to for the experience.

    IANAL, however I do like reading decisions from the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals.

    Why that particular circuit -- aside from you probably live in it? (For the uninitiated, the system has 11 numbered circuits plus the DC circuit and the federal circuit. The armed services have their own appeals court.)

    The 9th is unique, covering -- well, as their site says: "The Ninth Circuit is the largest of the 13 federal circuits and includes all federal courts in California, Oregon, Washington, Arizona, Montana, Idaho, Nevada, Alaska, Hawaii, Guam and the Northern Mariana Islands." That must be about 50 million people?

    Maybe because it is so large the 9th is known for internal divisions that can lead to some chaotic and even contradictory precedent. I worked as a staff attorney in another circuit and the informal rule was never to cite to the 9th unless distancing ourselves from it. I know that sounds very parochial, but there has been criticism from other quarters as you likely know.

    It's past time to break the 9th up into two or three circuits similar to the others -- it's literally that big! This would hopefully improve the administration of justice, but when and how this will happen I don't know. The circuit itself says everything is fine as it is. The current situation places an unnecessary strain on the people in the circuit, and it must be quite expensive on those occasions all the judges must meet in one place. Aside from those meetings, some judges of the circuit rarely see and faintly know other judges. In other circuits, the court hears all its cases in one or maybe two locations, which does help generate some collegiality.

    Whatever. I think it's cool an IANAL is reading and enjoying the decisions.

    1. Re:bottom of the 9th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is an exercise for those of you who don't appreciate the political differences between judicial circuits of the U.S. Court of Appeals.

      First, here is a sample opinion [free reg. req.] from the (generally regarded as liberal) 9th Circuit.

      Next, try a sample opinion from the (generally regarded as conservative) D.C. Circuit.

      Next, here is a sample opinion from the (generally regarded as Neanderthal) 4th Circuit. These cases were all decided within the last few days. The 9th ruled in favor of a criminal defendant in an entrapment case; the D.C. ruled in favor of the big drug companies, quashing a prescription drug program for the poor; and the 4th ruled against a black lung claim by someone who had 40 years in the coal mines. I rest my case and God save the 9th Circuit. (You can subscribe to U.S. Court of Appeals opinions here. Sorry about the pdf link, that's how the 9th issues 'em).

    2. Re:bottom of the 9th by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      FWLIW (L = little) -- it's actually "courtS of appeal" :)

      And the stereotypes I'm more familiar with are that the Fourth is conservative (maybe that's what you mean by Neanderthal -- but less so than the "hang 'em high" Fifth); the DC tends to be political; and the 9th is unreliable. But these are just stereotypes. Because a given case is decided by 3 of 10-40 (or so) judges, the panel may be composed of more or less creative/ethical/intelligent/liberal judges. So there can be some surprises.

      The Second is often called the most intellectual "mother circuit"; the Seventh is known for its intellect and Chicago School judges; and I can't think of any more profiles....

      I wasn't kidding however about being forbidden from citing the 9th in my circuit; and if it comes to that something is terribly wrong. This says nothing of the skill or ability of the 9th Circuit, but instead the unworkability of such a populous and physically sprawling circuit. They have also had an alarmingly high reversal rate by the Supreme Court, including many unanimous votes and barbed commentary by the Justices. This is bad.

    3. Re:bottom of the 9th by mjpaci · · Score: 2

      As stated in my comment which you replied to, I was called for, and attended jury duty this past November in Salem, MA. So, no, I don't read the 9th Circuit because I live in the district, I read them because they tend to be entertaining when compared to the rulings of the 4th Circuit--pretty dry and boring if you ask me.

      Why the hell was my comment rated a troll???

    4. Re:bottom of the 9th by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      4th, 9th ... I'm a little rusty, but don't you live in the 1st Circuit? It may be a little dry, but the region has supplied two Supreme Court justices. Huh, I hadn't thought about it, but I guess I live in the 4th now. And I read just Supreme Court decisions at most, which are funny if you are a little twisted. If you find the law amusing you may enjoy the novel "Supreme Court Fantasy League" contest.

      Why the hell was my comment rated a troll???

      This place works a little like the 9th Circuit.

  50. no by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 1

    Just randomly pick people and keep whoever is chosen, unless they're convicted felons or something. That guarantees impartiality. Just don't require total unanimity for any decision, only like 90% The jury should always be at least 10-12 people, IMO.

  51. Engineers and such are taken as often as others by knighten · · Score: 1

    Having been a manager at a large high-tech company in Oregon that keeps track of such things, we found that engineers and scientists were called and served on juries at pretty much the same rate as secretaries, techs and even vice presidents.

  52. stupid jurors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You realize that juries are made up of people not smart enought to get out of jury duty...

  53. I'm a geek, and I've served on a jury by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 2

    My first call to jury duty, I sat on a jury where the charges were assault and felony murder*. Three or four of us were computer professionals. Turns out an ealier jury heard the case and was deadlocked. We were, too. (How did I vote? None of your business.)

    *Commission of a felony which resulted in a death. You and your roommate hold up a drugstore; your partner shoots the clerk. Both of you are accused of armed robbery. In addition, you'd be charged with felony murder, and he faces more serious charges of homicide or first degree murder. If no shots were fired, but the clerk had a heart attack and died during the robbery, you'd both faced with charges of felony murder in addition to armed robbery. Your milage may vary in other states. This does not consitute legal advice. IANAL. HAND.

    My second time, I came close to being seated on a (six week!) medical malpractice case. No one cared that I programmed computers. The plantiff's lawyer didn't like that a close friend of mine was a family practitioner fighting a malpractice case.

    My third time in the jury pool ... is next month.

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  54. Did you say not emotional enough? by mnmn · · Score: 1


    I thought the Judicial system sought people without emotional attachments. You know, people who make decisions purely by reasoning with laws and not by how he feels about the defendant or prosecutor.

    After all emotional people's decisions might be tainted by:
    (1) Actor prosecutor/defendant
    (2) How good they look
    (3) Religion
    (4) Ethnicity
    (5) Age
    (6) Gender
    (7) Political Opinion
    (8) ...
    (9) Profit!

    well you get the point. I cant believe they admittingly seek emotional people. Techies SHOULD be in demand for Jury Duty.

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  55. As an external observation... by troff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, IANeitherALawyerNorAmerican.

    As life is so wont to imitate art these (heavily media-laden and influential) days, I'm going to assume there's at least SOME truth in what we see in shows like "The Practice", "L.A. Law" or (oh sweet Mercy, save us) "Ally McBeal" (at least in legal procedures, if nothing else. I may live half a world away, but the culture is saturated in the media). Or even, for just a moment, "Rumpole Of The Bailey" (if anybody remembers the late and lamented Leo McKern).

    Lawyers are sometimes portrayed as clever private detectives, uncovering that vital piece of evidence or small niggling fact that everybody else missed. Makes for good TV, don't it?

    However, lawyers are also very frequently portrayed as amazing PR flacks, coaching the client and witnesses to present the best image possible with rehearsed statements and body cues... n'est pas?

    To whom would it be more advantageous to show a carefully crafted image - someone trained in analysis and problem solving, or somebody fed a lifelong psychologically crafted stream of media memes? Which group would experience the maximum effect?

    Of course, the world could never be so cynical. With businesses and lawyers in the corporate world, image is never as important as cold, hard reality, surely...

    When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law. When the law AND the facts are against you, make sure you're photogenic... or at least know the best buyer for the rights to the story.

    1. Re:As an external observation... by DohDamit · · Score: 2

      No. Wrong. Television is entertainment. Real life is not entertaining. Life does not imitate showbiz. Showbiz does not imitate life, as it wouldn't sell. You are watching logic puzzles and idiotic comedy.

      You are not watching the amazingly dry process of law grind its way through people's lives. I'm not sure what your point was, and thus, my only point was a corrective measure. Please, don't confuse the output of Hollywood with reality in the U.S.

    2. Re:As an external observation... by troff · · Score: 1

      The American public - not to mention the entire world - is reared on the memetic teat of Hollywood.

      When somebody goes postal and creates another Columbine or Port Arthur it's always blamed on the powerful influence of the media, violent movies and video games (ignoring, of course, the pre-media infusion of the confused mind responsible for that particular horror).

      Society is immersed in the imagineered sea of vision live and direct. If Edison Carter existed, he'd have a field day. I'm not confusing the output of Hollywood with Reality in the U.S., the U.S. is confusing the output of Reality with Hollywood! What was one of the greatest (read: more profitable) moments of media history in the last decade? The release of "Big Brother"! "Reality" television shows BLURRING THE LINE EVEN FURTHER.

      Observers noted that Bush sounded like a television show saying that he was "gonna get the bad guys". Bin Laden's terrorist statement was deliberately engineered to have a maximum impact on the MEDIA. Look at all the people desperate to get their faces on the NBC Today Show with their "Hi Mom!" signs - for Mercy's sake, I don't even LIVE in the U.S. and I know about the NBC Today show; in this entire posting, I've made only ONE non-U.S. reference. Look at the prevalence of tabloids and "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous", the Oscars and every voyeuristic tendency.

      Don't tell me not to confuse the output of Hollywood with Reality in the U.S.. Tell Reality. Then go tell the U.S.. And you can tell the Marines too.

    3. Re:As an external observation... by DohDamit · · Score: 2

      You're so full of shit, it's hard to know where to begin. Let's start off easy. The media reports what sells. You bought it. That doesn't mean it's what's real. When someone blames something complex like Columbine on a simplistic cause like media, they are displaying their own sophomoric tendency to accept a simple answer where there is none. This is their mistake.

      I'm not sure if you're a troll, but hey, I'll bite. Quit repeating yourself. If you have trouble distinguishing "reality" shows from reality, you need some fucking help. Believe it or not, what happens on TV is NOT REAL. Sorry. BTW...no such thing as Santa Claus either, even if CNN is tracking the sleigh as it makes its path.

      Observers can note all they want about what sounds like what. A metaphor is not a proof, and the media is a sponge. You don't live in the U.S. This is a good thing, because it gives you an out for your inane comments-you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

      Don't worry. I won't tell you to step out of your delusions regarding the output of Hollywood. Frankly, I don't believe it would do a whole lot of good, since you've made up your mind based on the manufactured experience given to you by a medium aimed at the dummies of the world.

      I bet you even think you're insightful. To me, you sound like an average joe pothead who never picked up a book, watched way too much fucking television, and decided the world was too easy for a mind like your's. Then again, I have to alter this...maybe in your country, you ARE bright. What's that? I shouldn't generalize based on what country you came from? I shouldn't be a moronic bigot? I shouldn't take my ignorance and cover it up with guesses? Well, I guess you might have a point. I bet if we try hard enough, we could all learn something.

    4. Re:As an external observation... by troff · · Score: 1

      You're so full of shit, it's hard to know where to begin.

      How about brushing up on your manners?

      When someone blames something complex like Columbine on a simplistic cause like media
      I didn't. Read the previous post more closely, I said "ignoring, of course, the pre-media infusion of the confused mind responsible for that particular horror". Perhaps you missed that while you were getting dizzy on your high horse.

      If you have trouble distinguishing "reality" shows from reality, you need some fucking help. Believe it or not, what happens on TV is NOT REAL.

      I'll repeat myself for your benefit. I said "I'm not confusing the output of Hollywood with Reality in the U.S., the U.S. is confusing the output of Reality with Hollywood". Where did you learn to read?

      you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about

      What single piece of evidence or objectively presented observation have you given to prove that you do?

      I bet you even think you're insightful

      Haven't seen you get any insightful tags on your posts here yet. Can't even call you a pot to a kettle.

      Then again, I have to alter this...maybe in your country, you ARE bright. What's that? I shouldn't generalize based on what country you came from? I shouldn't be a moronic bigot? I shouldn't take my ignorance and cover it up with guesses? Well, I guess you might have a point. I bet if we try hard enough, we could all learn something.

      On the one hand, your entire post has been insulting, rude and arrogant not only to myself, but to an entire country. On the other hand, your last five sentences indicate that at the very least, you can parrot common sense. You may want to check your medication levels.

    5. Re:As an external observation... by DohDamit · · Score: 2
      I'll concede one point right off the bat-I could have been more polite, even given the ideas I was trying to get across. Regardless, I'm going to continue.

      I live in the U.S. I understand to a painful degree the warts of my society. I understand the numbing shallowness of most days here. I don't pretend to know anything about the societies outside mine based on their media coverage. Why? Because I can see how the media coverage in my country is skewed from reality. Why would I naively presume that the media in other countries is more objective and, more importantly, complete? Believe it or not, most everyone I live around and with laugh at the reality shows. We know they are crap. We know that most movies that come out are crap. We know that this is a byproduct of our society. On a daily level, me, the hundreds(maybe thousands...not doing a count right now) of people I know, and the thousands of people that we've dealt with indirectly but sufficiently rule out Hollywood as having any idea of what life is like outside of a very, very small bubble.

      Bush sounded like a television show because he was using hyperbole. Bin Laden seems to have some(mind you only some) idea of how to manipulate the media. Those dorks you see on the NBC Today Show with their "Hi Mom!" signs are for the most part just having fun. They know they're behaving like dorks, aping it up for the camera. The problem with your sample data is that it is sourced in the media. You don't having anything outside of the media, so OF COURSE its going to seem like "The American public - not to mention the entire world - is reared on the memetic teat of Hollywood." The media and hollywood(barely separable, I know) are narcissistic. The only reason it seems the U.S. public is voyeuristic is the people who pretend to show you what it is like here primarily focus on themselves. Ever notice how many movies are made about directors, actors, producers, and news people? Ever notice how well they are received in the reviews? Don't even get me started on the circle-jerk award ceremonies, or the TV shows about TV stars. Most people here do not care, have never cared, and will never care about what some dipshit in Hollywood does with his spare time. If you watch a lot of U.S. news broadcasts...have you ever noticed how much news is about the news? I hardly ever watch the news anymore. It's five minutes of news wrapped up in 25 minutes of commercials, highlights of what's to come next in the news, flashing images of the people who deign to bring us said news, and flashy graphics about the news we're about to be provided. That's on a local level! On a national level, the "news" is almost always a day or two behind the net. If I want to know about something, I cull it from google news articles, bbc, cnn, reuters, and...well, slashdot. Every so often, I do hear about something here first. Sometimes, its wrapped into a post marked off-topic, or sometimes its linked in someone's sig.

      You'll have to explain what you meant by "And you can go tell the Marines too." In case you're wondering, the people who pull the BEST job on guiding the media is our government. Hands down. Play dumb, trump up a red herring, slip nasty procedure/law/decision through on page 20 of the Wall Street Journal, where it will quietly go unread.

      Oh...btw. I realized you mistook my comment about your insightfulness out of context. I was jabbing at you for your presumption of knowledge about the U.S. I've posted things marked insightful. Granted, I've been having fun burning some karma...but hey.

      Next time, I think I'll just skip on the sarcasm and cut right to it.
      • We shouldn't generalize our responses to an individual based on what country in which they live.
      • Anyone who thinks we should, is a moronic bigot and is only attempting to cover their ignorance with guesses.
      On the one hand, your entire post has been insulting, rude and arrogant not only to myself, but to an entire country. On the other hand, your last five sentences indicate that at the very least, you can parrot common sense. You may want to check your medication levels.

      No medications here. Just some poorly executed sarcasm.
  56. Re:What I would do... by DSL-Admin · · Score: 1

    Real nice, but did you stop to think he might be right. We do think very logically, we have to, or we can't do our jobs... Computers don't do things out of anger or love, they do it because of the 1's and 0's. Getting a 100% logic on jury would be tough on the people their, you wouldn't need opening arguements, sentiments would be ignored, they would look at cold hard facts, period.... Talk about needing a spine, you posted anonymously you coward!

  57. How I got thrown out... by zoward · · Score: 2

    I was called to serve jury duty in Framingham, MA. I forgot to send back the little card that informs you that you have to serve. It says on it - "Send this back, but even if you don't, you still have to serve"). So I brought the card with me. When I got there, I found out that I was not in the computer becuase I forgot to send the card back. There were about fifty people in the room, and they expected to need about forty jurors for the day. Since the clerk would then have to type my record into the computer by hand, he saved himself some work by sending me home first.

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  58. I got picked... by Spamlent+Green · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The questions I had were never that personal -- just a list of questions to establish how familiar you might be with the particulars of the case (neighborhood, defendant, witnesses, nature of the crime, etc ). After I 'passed,' I was asked what I did for a job (web dev.) but it had no impact. I was Juror #1 for 5 days.

    Most of the trial was, however, a large waste of time. Had we started at 9am every day, shrunk the 2 hour lunches to 1 hour, cut down on pointless evidence and circular questioning by the attorneys, it would have taken 3 days instead of 5. Had the defendant pled out as he should have based on the evidence at hand, there would have been no trial at all.

    Thankfully I still get paid for jury duty, so no big loss, though I did miss out on some training that week. It was interesting nonetheless, but could have been handled more efficiently at times.

  59. Here is one fameous view on how the lawyer see it by hubie · · Score: 2
    This link is a piece by Clarence Darrow, as it was printed in Esquire in 1936.

    A whole bunch of other good, related links can be found here.

  60. Computer Geeks and Jury Duty by frankejames · · Score: 1

    Thank goodness I read your post! You may have saved our financial skins. My husband has been hi-jacked for jury duty. We wondered what excuse might set him free...(butcher? blowhard? bigot?) How brilliant to state the truth. He's a nerdy computer programmer who actually works for some game shop called Nerdheaven. :-)

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  61. Fer the love of... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    Oh come on, you know fine well what the correct answer is. "Unemployed, and can we hurry this up, I have to get home in time for the rasslin'."

    Alternatively, you could lobby your elected representatives to fix the farce of jury selection. What the hell business does paid legal council have dictating who decides the facts of the case? Imagine what sort of legal system we'd have if we allowed politicians to decide what parts of the electorate have their vote counted.

    Oh, wait...

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  62. Re:Should we be upset? Good question. by cyberformer · · Score: 2
    The British system is far better, where a juror can only be thrown out if s/he personally knows the defendant, victim, witness, etc.


    Of course, the UK govt. is trying to limit the right to trial by jury (because juries often find people not guilty, especially for things like marijuana possession whish shoudln't be crimes in the first place), so this system won't last.

  63. I like jury duty by cyberformer · · Score: 2
    I find it odd that so many popular TV shows feature court rooms, yet people are reluctant to participate in the real thing. I love jury duty: It's a chance to play a part in making the system work, exercise power, and perhaps improve things.


    But then I seem in the minority. I also like voting, for example.

  64. system broken? by brhodewalt · · Score: 1

    My story about how flawed juries are:

    I was already a computer nerd many years ago when I got selected for a jury. I looked forward to it.

    We chose a gregarious, confident middle-aged guy as our foreman. The judge instructed us that the charge -- auto burglary -- required two things for conviction: forced entry and intent to steal. (This was fascinating, since there needn't have been any successful theft. Alternatively, you could walk by a convertible with a $100 bill on the passenger seat, lean in and take it, and there would be no auto burglary.)

    I was horrified when, in the depth of the discussion about how the car in question had been proven NOT to have been locked at the time, the foreman suddenly blurted out, "I don't care what the law says, if she went into someone else's car to take something, she's guilty!" Not everyone was horrified, though, and I had a tough time demonstrating the flaw in this guy's reasoning.

    We eventually reached a compromise, where we found the defendant guilty, not of the original (felony) charge, but of a misdemeanor charge of "auto tampering." Worked for me, and the defendant was grateful, so I suppose justice was served.

  65. Re:I've heard the same thing, but I had to serve by nixman99 · · Score: 1

    So were you?

    No. The defendent (an engineer) was the owner of a small company and told the employee that he would receive a certain percentage of the profits once the product went to market. The defense never disputed that, but argued that it was just an off-the-cuff remark and couldn't be considered a binding contract. The plaintiff (another engineer) put in a lot of hours and hard work based on the belief he would receive the percentage. Therefore, we the jury found in favor of the plaintiff.

    Afterwards, the judge was angry at us and said, "I guess I'll need to watch what I say to my secretary now." I suppose that's why lawyers don't want engineers around. For us, the case was clear-cut: you promise someone something in return for their work, you should follow through.

  66. Re:I've heard the same thing, but I had to serve by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

    Didn't you know that an oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on? :)

    Of course most promises are enforceable, but it comes down to a test of credibility -- here between two engineers, so your loyalties must have cancelled out. Certain contracts must by law be in writing -- for sale of land, certain other contracts ... the Statute of Frauds is sometimes called the "statute for frauds". I wonder what annoyed the judge; perhaps he just didn't believe the testimony.

    Should be obvious that you can be held to your word, but a lot of people, including some lawyers (one who wrote into Dear Abby said you couldn't collect on a debt without an IOU), will tell you that you have no rights unless it is in writing. Wrong, but get it in writing to maybe avoid a trial, you might not get a sympathetic jury, and what a waste of money.

    (See I had to learn this stuff to pass a test a long time ago, and now you know it , too. :)

  67. Re:I've heard the same thing, but I had to serve by nixman99 · · Score: 1

    Of course most promises are enforceable, but it comes down to a test of credibility

    The judge explained to us during the trial that in order for an oral contract to be binding, both parties must have the same understanding of what was agreed. One of the defense's arguments was that since the defendent didn't intend to give what he said he would, the promise couldn't be considered a contract. For us techies on the jury, no amount of lawyering was going to convince us that was right.

    but get it in writing
    Agreed. If the defendant had denied making the promise, it would have been very difficult to find for the plaintiff.

    I wonder what annoyed the judge; perhaps he just didn't believe the testimony.

    He didn't believe there was a valid contract because the two parties had different expectations of the promise.

  68. Re:I've heard the same thing, but I had to serve by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

    He didn't believe there was a valid contract because the two parties had different expectations of the promise.

    That is one of the basics of contract law, the "meeting of the minds." But when one party misleads the other.... Sure they had different expectations, one to cheat, the other to work. I'm interested in what the judge thinks because (1) some have insights and (2) some are nuts. :) The elected ones can be a particularly mixed bag.

    Well, good job -- I'd like to be a juror some day, provided it's at a time completely convenient to me, and an interesting yet brief case, where all the other jurors agree with me. Getting a book contract out of it would be nice, too. ;-)

  69. Yes, lawyers don't want intelligent jurors by mlilback · · Score: 1

    Read the following for details: http://www.reason.com/0301/fe.wo.courting.shtml.

    It totally makes sense, too.

  70. Re:Should we be upset? Good question. by GregWebb · · Score: 2

    No, the British government is annoyed at the current situation where:

    * Person is accused of a charge which could be convicted by a magistrate (cheap)
    * Person pleads innocent, and so must be sent to a crown court with a jury (expensive).
    * In the mean time, they must be held on remand (disruptive to the prison system, expensive)
    * When they arrive at the crown court, judge fished out and jury assembled, they plead guilty.

    They get the same sentence as they would have got had they entered their plea right at the start but they've wasted the system's time and money due to their belief that remand is a softer regime than once they're convicted (and it counts for time against their eventual sentence). This is silly and stopping it makes sense, even if this isn't necessarily the way to do it. It's not about abuse of human rights but stopping an abuse of the current system that wastes time and money.

    --

    Greg

    (Inside a nuclear plant)
    Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!